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00:05Just a good old boy
00:30But the law never will
00:33Making their way
00:35The only way they know how
00:40That's just a little bit more
00:43Than the normal allow
00:46Just a good old boy
00:49Wouldn't change if they could
00:54Fighting the system like a two
00:56Modern day Robin Hood
01:04Friends, this story is all about
01:06The worst Monday that ever hit hazard
01:08First, Bo and Luke are heading to town
01:10And they ain't gonna pick up a load of grits
01:12Hey, Luke, read that telegram from Kale again
01:16I already read it to you twice
01:17Well, I know, I'd just like to hear it
01:19Thank you for writing me about Ronnie
01:27And I'm sending an autographed picture to him
01:29In care of the Duke's general delivery hazard
01:31It should arrive Thursday morning
01:33Regards, Kale, you're
01:38The Robbie the Dukes are concerned about
01:40Is an 11-year-old orphan
01:41The Dukes have always thought of
01:43As kind of a kid brother
01:49Operation's in an hour
01:52Sure do wish there was something we could do
01:54About Robbie's attitude
01:56He just doesn't seem to have the will to live
02:00Knowing how he feels about all you Dukes
02:03Maybe there's something you could say
02:05That would cheer him up
02:06Well, let's try
02:08Come on, baby
02:12Hey
02:13How you doing, old-timer?
02:16Doc says you're gonna be just fine
02:17Where's Bo and Luke?
02:19Uh, they'll be along anytime now
02:22Robbie, right now
02:25Bo and Luke are on their way into Hazard
02:27To pick up a picture of Kale Yarborough
02:29Personally autographed to you
02:32Honest?
02:33Uh, you got our word on that
02:39Daisy
02:42You know, that might have just done it
02:45All that part about the autographed picture
02:47And the fact that a world-famous race driver
02:50Like Kale Yarborough really cares
02:52That might just do the trick
02:54Thank you
02:56Thank you
02:59Daisy
03:01No, I shouldn't say anything
03:02Uncle Jesse
03:03But I handed me a picture
03:05Look at Robbie
03:06He just looked so needful
03:08I couldn't help it
03:10I know you
03:12Thought you're doing the right thing
03:13But if that picture ain't here
03:14Before the operation
03:16Where
03:18Now that's Eddie Scoggins
03:20Who was talking to old boss Hogg
03:21About finding a place to hide out
03:23For him and his partner Elmo
03:25Now he ain't telling boss why
03:27Cause they just robbed the capital city bank
03:29Of over $100,000
03:31You see, taxes was due
03:33So old boss was thinking about
03:34Reinstating Hogg hideout
03:36Where guys on the lam can lay low
03:39Boss always pays his taxes
03:41I understand you perfectly
03:43You want a place to lie low for a while
03:45Well
03:46You came to the right party
03:48I got just the place
03:49You can use a caretaker's share
03:51At my old foundry
03:52I'll let you lie low there for
03:54Oh, uh, usually $5,000
04:00It's a deal
04:00Now how do we get there
04:02Now them boys ain't too bright
04:04For about $5,000
04:05They could have stayed in Nashville
04:07With clean sheets and indoor plumbing
04:09Alright
04:15Here's how we get where we're going, Elmo
04:18First we gotta get ourselves another car
04:20Every cop in the state will be looking for this one
04:23Yeah, we'll say hello to Uncle Jesse
04:25Before you missed his day
04:26We always do
04:26That don't make no sense
04:28Where the heck you suppose that picture is
04:29He'll probably be here tomorrow
04:31No, tomorrow ain't no good
04:32He's going in the operating room today
04:34Yeah, we better get over to the hospital
04:35See him before he goes in
04:37Well, I guess we should look on the bright side
04:39We didn't tell Robbie about that picture coming
04:45Now, don't fret about there not being no picture
04:48Cause the real life Cale Yarbrough
04:50Is heading for Hazard
04:52After he sent Luke that telegram
04:54He got to studying about it
04:55And decided instead of sending a picture
04:57He'd just show up
04:59Cale's like that, you know
05:09Shoot, you know when you rode Cale
05:10You should have had him send a picture to us
05:13Poe Duke, my very, very closest friend of old world
05:17And his cousin Luke
05:28Now y'all can worry
05:30The Dukes has got Robbie on their minds
05:32And Roscoe on their tail
05:39That's exactly the way I feel
05:40When I give those Dukes a citation
05:42The first thing in the morning
05:53Shoot, he's still hanging in there
06:00What are we going to do?
06:02Let's check out some of Mr. Whitson's merchandise
06:22Get away, get away
06:26Looks like we tired him out
06:30Boss was lovingly thumbing through his police bulletins
06:33He collects them like stamps
06:35And discovered why Eddie and Elmo needed to hide
06:38This is it, this is it
06:39Ain't nothing else but it
06:43Oh, this calls for a real celebration
06:57This is J.D. Hall called Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane
07:00Come in, Roscoe
07:01Wherever you are, whatever you're doing
07:04I want you right back here
07:05And that's an order
07:08That's a big ten-four
07:13All right, now
07:14It says here
07:15Eddie Scroggins and Elmo Smith
07:17Hit the Capital City Bank
07:18For a hundred thousand smackers
07:20Smackers, yeah
07:20On top of that
07:21There's a reward out
07:23Of twenty-five thousand clams
07:25For their apprehension
07:26I love clams
07:27Clams
07:28Are you paying attention?
07:29Oh, yes
07:29Well, then pay attention
07:30All right
07:31Then it says
07:32Them two are on the way to Hazard
07:34This very minute
07:35They're driving this here car
07:37Oh, yeah
07:38Now, after you get out on Route 7
07:40You arrest them
07:41And bring them back here in cuffs
07:44Well, I'm going to confiscate the hundred thousand loot
07:47Plus, I collect the twenty-five thousand reward
07:50Plus, I probably get a middle
07:52For being the outstanding citizen that I am
07:55Now, get moving
07:57I hear a car
07:58Get ready
08:16Good morning, fellas
08:17Good morning
08:17Looks like y'all might have some trouble
08:20Nope
08:21But you do
08:22What if you don't do what we say?
08:25You'd be so kind
08:26To give us your car
08:27And your wallet
08:28Now, why would I do that?
08:30Well, how about this right here?
08:32That's a good enough reason for me
08:34I think the county hasn't changed a bit
08:36Give me that wallet
08:40Now, listen, fellas
08:41Now, you can have my money
08:42But I gotta have my wheels
08:44I'm on the way to the hospital
08:46To visit a little sick boy
08:47If he's sick
08:49He ain't going nowhere
08:50Now, is he?
08:52Looks like I'm not your first customer today
08:57What is that?
08:59Well, let's make tracks
09:08Get that, let's go
09:23Now, Roscoe's chasing Eddie and Elmo
09:25But Bo and Luke think that he's chasing him
09:28And Eddie and Elmo are running from everything
09:31Typical hazard day
09:33Hey, Bo, look at that ammeter
09:39Can't stop now
09:46Get your dog
09:49Well, we lost Roscoe
09:51No, you didn't
09:52Because he wasn't chasing you
09:54He's just working
09:54You didn't see
09:55The Duke's even got ego
10:02Hey, ain't that Cale?
10:04Yeah, he's looking great
10:08Hey
10:10How you doing?
10:12Gosh, welcome back to Hazard again, Cale
10:14Well, thank you
10:14I'm happy to be here, I think
10:16Say, how's little Robbie doing?
10:19You ain't doing too good
10:20Well, I figured that
10:21After I reread your letter
10:23And I sent you that telegram
10:25You know, I figured
10:25Maybe a personal visit
10:27Would be better for the boy
10:28That's a great idea
10:29Oh, boy, he'll sure appreciate that
10:30Tell you what
10:31I'll get on the CB
10:31Call Daisy
10:32Tell her you're coming
10:33Good idea
10:33What in the world is this all about?
10:35Well, I'm
10:38Lost sheep to Bo Pepe
10:42Lost sheep to...
10:43Ah, dang it
10:44General, don't do this to us
10:47Shoot
10:48All the dang things acting up again
10:51Listen, they borrowed my car
10:52Why don't we take that car?
10:54That's a heck of an idea
10:55Come on
10:55Friends, that kind of timing
10:56Sank the Titanic
11:01Where are we going?
11:03We're going to the hospital now
11:04Yeah, I guess that's straight in there
11:07Well, at least Roscoe was chasing the right car
11:13But the wrong folks are in it
11:16I don't know what I see
11:18And that's the car all right
11:19Oh, you've got good eyes
11:22At least if you know
11:23Your daddy's just about to earn himself
11:2550% of 50% of 50% of 50% of a medal
11:29Well, they don't have to CB the law
11:30They're right behind us
11:31Yeah, we know about that, Cal
11:35That's right
11:36Old, uh, old Roscoe, ain't it?
11:38Yeah, it sure is
11:40If we're going to make it to the hospital
11:42Before Robbie's operation
11:43We're going to have to lose old Roscoe
11:45Get it, Bo
11:46I was hoping you'd say that
11:48Hang on
11:54Get out of the way
11:55Yeah, I can go around
11:57Come on
11:58Hang on
12:07You know, if O.K.O. gets the hang of this
12:09He's really going to give Richard Petty fence
12:32Get away
12:34Get away
12:42Uh, the general would have made it easy
12:44I know, I know
12:46That's right, you wrote me
12:47All right, you jokers
12:52Just freeze it right there
12:53Freeze, freeze, freeze
12:56Roscoe, whatever it is
12:56You're trying to arrest us for
12:57You're wrong
12:58You're making yourself a big mistake
12:59Well, I'll tell you
13:00Roscoe P. Coltrane
13:02Does not make small ones
13:03Look, we need to live to the hospital
13:04Right away
13:05Well, you just hush there
13:06Just hush, hush, hush
13:07Maybe I can explain
13:08Well, who the heck are you?
13:09Look, I don't know who you happen to be, fella
13:11But you're hanging out with Riff and Raff here
13:13That's bad company there
13:15That, what's this?
13:18Oh, looks to me like I done caught myself three bank robbers
13:21No, you ain't, Roscoe
13:22We ain't robbed no bank
13:24Kale's here to see Robbie at the hospital
13:25That's right
13:26This here is Kale Yarborough
13:27Now, if you've got to arrest somebody, arrest us
13:28But he's got to get to that hospital
13:30You're Kale Yarborough, huh?
13:32That's right, officer
13:33Two men bushwagging
13:34Oh, tiddly-tudly
13:35If you're Kale Yarborough, I'm the tooth fairy
13:38Listen, you know something
13:39Impersonating Kale Yarborough is a serious offense
13:41It's almost a bigger no-no as robbing a bank
13:44All right, get in my vehicle
13:46Sorry, Kale
13:47Boy, it looks like I picked a bad day to come
13:49Nah, Kale
13:50It's about par for Hatcher
13:52Oh, would you do us a favor?
14:02We just job we ever pull off
14:03When we come up with nothing but a handful of air
14:06Turn the car around, Elmo
14:08Let's go back to where we lost the money
14:09I want to look around
14:11It ain't gonna be there
14:12If it ain't, I got an idea where we'll find it
14:14So just turn around
14:26All right, get in there, impersonator
14:31All right, come on, come on, come on
14:33We ain't got all night
14:34That's it, come on
14:35Listen, are you sure that I can't carry some of that?
14:39No, no, no
14:39Kale, we can't tell you how sorry we are about this
14:42This is one story about you
14:43They ain't gonna appear in the sports page
14:45Well, you know, that's not important, fellas
14:48What is important is for us to get to Robbie
14:52Why wouldn't that sheriff let me use the telephone
14:54And I could have straightened this whole thing out in a minute
14:56I don't think Boss Hogg wants it straightened out just yet
14:59Nah, he and Roscoe are probably planning on
15:02Taking the money for themselves
15:03And blaming the whole mess on us
15:08Hey, Roscoe
15:09This couldn't have worked out better
15:10If I planned it myself
15:13But Boss, I thought Elmo and Eddie robbed that money
15:17Oh, yeah, they did, they did, yeah
15:18But somehow or other, the Duke boys and that stranger downstairs
15:22Took the money away from them
15:23Now I got it, and I'm gonna keep it
15:27This is the easiest money I ever got my hands on
15:30Hey, Boss, you got a pretty long arm on you, don't you?
15:35Well, yeah, but it ain't that long
15:38Yeah, but maybe
15:41Maybe if we'd string our belts together
15:43What?
15:44We could get a loop over there
15:46What do you think?
15:47Let's give it a shot
15:52Dr. Covega, please call your service
15:54Dr. Covega, please call your service
16:00It's almost time for your operation, Robbie
16:03Have you got my picture of kale?
16:05Uh, it will be here any minute
16:09As soon as Bo and Luke get here
16:10They ain't coming
16:12There is no picture
16:13Why do you say that, Robbie?
16:16Because a famous driver like kale Yarborough
16:19Wouldn't send his picture to someone like me
16:23Oh, man
16:24Well, of course he would
16:28Of course
16:29Yeah
16:30Now don't you worry
16:39Ah, dang it, it ain't no use
16:41We ain't never gonna get out of here
16:43At least why it's not in time to help Robbie
16:45You gotta keep trying
16:46Now the Duke boys had seen their fair share of cowboy movies
16:49And they knew how to break jail as good as any kids
16:52But it ain't as easy as you might think
16:54I know, I know, I know, I know
16:56There's a wrong trajectory
16:57There you go
17:00All right, look at that
17:03All right, be careful
17:05I think it's best just to snap it off there
17:07Okay, ready?
17:09One
17:10Keep your fingers crossed
17:11Two
17:12Three
17:14Oh, beautiful
17:16Beautiful
17:17All right
17:18That does it
17:19One hundred thousand frog skim
17:22Oh
17:23Listen, little fat buddy
17:25You think maybe a few of those frogs
17:26Could jump over in my pocket?
17:28Yeah, I'll tell you what
17:29What?
17:29You're doing so good
17:30I'm gonna give you another 50%
17:33Extra
17:34Yeah, all 50%
17:35All 50%
17:36All 50%
17:37All 50%
17:38Oh, good
17:39Wait a minute
17:42Huh?
17:43Wait a minute
17:43That's 50%
17:45I can't croak about that
17:47No, you're jumping for joy
17:50Hey, Cooder
17:51Hey
17:51Hey, look here now
17:52Hey, Gail
17:53I heard you's back around here
17:55How's everything down there in Timmonsville?
17:56It's real good
17:57This thing gonna be all right, Cooder
17:59We need to, uh, we're in a hurry
18:00We need to get to the hospital
18:01Now, Cooder'd fixed all the generous electrical miseries
18:04Except the CB
18:05So they was all ready to roam
18:07Well, all right
18:08Let's roll on out of here then
18:10Roscoe, I can't tell you how proud I am of you
18:12Oh, I appreciate it
18:13I can't tell you because you're nothing but a big dim hit
18:16Who can't keep three prisoners in the hoose gown
18:18Well, I appreciate it
18:19Look, look, look, look
18:20Look, look
18:21Look, look, look
18:24Hey, Weston, if you don't catch him
18:25Our whole deal's gonna go down the dream
18:27I'm gone
18:28Yeah, well, so is your job if you don't catch him
18:30Get moving
18:31No, hurry
18:31No
18:47Eddie and Elmo had returned to where they'd last seen the money
18:50And it was gone
18:52Which wasn't gonna help their already bad attitudes
18:55About life in general
18:56Not a sign of the money
19:01And the way it figures
19:04Is that the cops picked up the money
19:06Well, you said you might know where the money is
19:09But nothing happens here in Hazard
19:11That boss Hogg don't want to happen
19:15I got a feeling that Hogg tried to double-cross us
19:17By sending the law out to pick us and the money up
19:21Let's go see that man
19:34Bo, Luke
19:35What's happened today is as much my fault as it is yours
19:38But, you know, if I can just help that little boy
19:41It'll all be worth it
19:42Well, I think you're gonna get your chance
19:44In just a couple of minutes
19:45You don't sure like to see the look on Roscoe's face
19:47When he finds out we ain't in jail
19:50Well, now you're gonna get your chance
19:51Look
19:52Aw, shoot
19:53Take a look, velveteers
19:55And you'll see what makes your daddy
19:58The most fierce law man in these parts, yeah
20:06Listen, why don't you try to cut through Shorty Shanks, please?
20:10Tell him
20:11Go for it
20:13All right
20:14All right
20:29Hey, boy
20:30Ow
20:30Ow
20:32Ow
20:33Ow
20:34Ow
20:34Ow
20:36Ow
20:41Shorty Shanks just saw his ass hits cut in half by the Hazard Sheriff's Department
20:47Oh
20:49I don't know how we're gonna explain this
20:53Well, or else well it ends well
20:56Do you see what I gotta put up with, Cal?
20:59Oh, man
20:59I'll tell you what though
21:01That was a sheer real sweet piece of driving
21:06Robbie?
21:08Robbie?
21:08Just a little while you're gonna be feeling it
21:10A whole lot better
21:11I don't care
21:13I don't care
21:13What do you mean you don't care?
21:15You gotta care
21:15Cause Karen's gonna get you well that much sooner
21:18I don't wanna get better
21:20That's not the Robbie I heard talk about
21:22Cal Yarborough
21:23Is that really you?
21:25You better believe it
21:26He came all the way in the Hazard just to see you
21:28Yeah, and you better let him see your smile too
21:31Now, that's better Robbie
21:32I'm gonna stay right here
21:34And when you get out of the operating room
21:36We're gonna have us a nice talk about racing
21:39As I understand it
21:40Someday you just might wanna drive a race car
21:43Yes, sir
21:44I gotta go
21:45Could you walk with me?
21:46You betcha
21:50I swear I don't know how you did it
21:52But I sure do like his chances a lot better now
21:57While Cale was saying all the right things to Robbie
22:00Bo and Luke explained their predicament to Jesse and Daisy
22:03It's about the size of it
22:04You gotta do something to clear Cale
22:06Yeah, we've been thinking about that a lot too
22:08What I figured was
22:09Daisy, head over to Roscoe's office
22:11And see what you can find out about them bank robbers
22:13Me and Bo go over to the impound yard
22:14And check out their car
22:15Uncle Jesse, when Robbie gets out of surgery
22:17See if you can talk Cale into getting out of town
22:19Yeah, we're gonna go
22:21Let's see
22:21Uh-huh
22:22Yeah
22:23Well, let it
22:25Let's see
22:26Now let's see
22:26They're gonna
22:28What ever happened to the old days
22:29When all we had to worry about was run and shine?
22:32So you let them Duke boys escape
22:34Well
22:35Not to mention their unknown accomplice
22:36Well
22:37So you go after them
22:38And then you lose them on the road
22:40Well, you gotta look on the bright side of things
22:43Hmm?
22:43Things can't get any worse
22:44Wrong
22:46Well, well, well, well, it will
22:48It's nice of you boys to drop in on me
22:50I must say you
22:51You're looking very healthy
22:53No, thanks to you
22:54You double-crossing fat little cheat
22:56Well, that's not a nice thing to say
22:58Hmm
22:59What in the world are you talking about?
23:01It don't take a genius to figure out you double dealt us
23:04By sending this clown out to arrest us
23:06Hey, wait a minute
23:08Who you calling a clown?
23:10Listen
23:11Hmm
23:12Listen
23:12Well, you know I do act a fool with Velveteers
23:15Oh, just hush up, would you please
23:16Listen, Eddie, Eddie
23:18You got it all wrong
23:20The sheriff was just chasing a couple of our local no-goods
23:23By the name of Bo and Luke Duke
23:24And he arrested them, too
23:26Them and an accomplisher there, whoever he was
23:29Well, they had your bank money
23:32See, they had your bank money
23:35Good, Alicia
23:36And I call him green-handed
23:38That's fine
23:39Now, suppose you hand that money over to us
23:42Are you kidding? We can't
23:43Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush
23:45Would you please?
23:45Well, of course we'll give you your money
23:47Of course
23:47Listen, that money is yours rightfully, ain't it?
23:50You stole it
23:51All right, then
23:52It's right here in my safe
23:53I'll be keeping it for safekeeping
23:55Yeah, here we go
23:58Here's your money
24:00Now, old boss had typically set up the dukes
24:03By filling the money bags with paper
24:05Uh-oh
24:08This is our money?
24:10Oh, oh, it's a little piece of cut-up paper
24:12Yeah, paper
24:13I hope you can explain this, Hog
24:16Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, of course I can
24:18Hog
24:21We want that $100,000
24:24Hey, you'll get it, you'll get it
24:26Just as soon as the sheriff captures MC
24:28Yeah
24:29Listen, you wanted a hideout, didn't you?
24:31All right
24:31Well, you just hightail it over to that old foundry
24:33I told you about
24:34And you lie low there
24:35And as soon as we get your money, we'll call you
24:38On the phone
24:39We can do that
24:41But don't you get cute
24:43If you call the state police, you'll never live long enough to testify in court
24:48You think he means
24:49He does
24:51Now, we left those directions in the car, so let us have them again
24:55Oh, yeah, the directions
24:57Remember this is Blue Monday?
24:59Now, this is what's happening in Hazard
25:01Bo and Luke are headed for the impound yard to check the heaviest car for clues
25:06Daisy is checking wanted posters for the same
25:08Boss and Roscoe are looking for Bo and Luke to lock them up after framing them about the stolen money
25:14And Reuben Skuggs cowed right up this morning for no reason at all
25:18There, it wasn't a good day at all
25:20And it's getting worse
25:22All right, maybe this was, but they were still in the chill
25:24Come on!
25:25Oh, yeah!
25:26Let's go, come on, after them, after them, come on!
25:44I believe in this, he's like a bad dream
26:09We all remember this the next time you have a Blue Monday
26:12We all remember this the next time you have a Blue Monday
26:25You have a Blue Monday
26:29You have a Blue Monday
26:29Go, go, go, go!
26:41The next time you have a Blue Monday
26:44...
26:44...
26:46...
26:52Oh, we both got work to do we we both yeah you mean you're gonna help me you
26:58gonna give me a pudgy no no no no no no no no while you're taking care of the
27:02core I'm gonna sit here and think of where them Duke's really ahead it well
27:06that way we cut the workload in here come on oh good grief
27:26while Bo and Luke was heading for the impound yard in days he was looking
27:29through all the police reports Robbie was being taken back to his room after a
27:33successful operation
27:38here's number 28
27:44you try and get some sleep right I'm right here Robbie how's he doing Doc oh he's gonna be
27:57good as new thanks to you Dukes and Cale Yarborough I'd like to visit but I'm kind of sleepy I
28:06can
28:06understand that you go on and get a little sleep and I'll be here I'll check
28:13up on him a little bit later all right
28:18mr. Duke I'd like to borrow your car and and go into town see if I can't straighten
28:24this whole thing out well Bo and Luke seem to think that you want to leave town
28:28while they're getting good and I'm inclined to agree with them I just can't do
28:31that because you know I feel as much responsible for the trouble as anyone
28:37well all right it's a dirty white pickup truck parked out in front there now
28:43listen you be careful hazard hasn't changed any since you was here last I've
28:47noticed that thank you
29:11there it is
29:41Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we have finished half of the work. Yeah. Well, I ain't finished my half yet,
29:48which is much, much harder than yours. Well, what's so difficult about finding yourself while you're lying there on your
29:54posterior? Well, I got to cool off my brain stone now so I can figure out where them Duke boys
29:58are. Listen, listen. Would you get that bucket out of the
30:01trunk and go down to the creek back there and fetch me some water, please? Oh, good gravy. Hey. Take
30:15a look at this. That's Kale's wallet, all right. It's got his credit cards in there. All the money's missing.
30:23Makes sense. Lush sheep. Lush sheep, are you out there?
30:31You got lost sheep here. Listen. Two men robbed the capital city bank for $100,000 today. They made their
30:39getaway in a green sedan. Does that help you? Of course it helps. Where are you now? We're in the
30:46impound yard in that green four-door sedan. That's where we are. What? Now, listen. I can't talk now. Talk
30:53to you later.
30:59There's something you missed. What? $5,000. Hogg foundry. Route 7 turned off on Cottontail Lane. Well, now, I understand
31:09a little bit better about this green four-door, but what the heck is that? Boss Hogg sold him a
31:16hideout. Let's go.
31:44Roscoe! Roscoe!
31:45Where the devil are you? Roscoe!
31:48Oh! There you are.
31:50Come on, come on. I'm war to a nub. I gotta have a little slurp of this.
31:53We gotta go. I know where the Dukes are.
31:55You do?
31:56Yes, I do.
31:57Where?
31:57They're at the impound yard.
31:59How do you know that?
31:59How do I know? How do I know?
32:01Because I've got ESP.
32:03Oh.
32:04You wouldn't understand.
32:05Are you kidding? I know what ESP is.
32:08You do?
32:08Extra sensitive protection.
32:11Uh-huh. I see you know all about it.
32:12Well, I told you I did.
32:13Come on, just give me a slurp of the water and then we'll go.
32:16Come on.
32:16Ah!
32:18Oh!
32:20Ah!
32:21Dang, Blank!
32:23Come on, come on, come on, with you.
32:41Oh, wait, a minute.
32:44Wait a minute.
32:44Ain't that the Duke?
32:46Yeah, Julia.
32:47Get here.
32:48Get him.
32:49Get him.
32:50Get him.
32:51Get him.
32:55You reckon, Lagnar can strike twice in the same place?
32:58Go for it.
32:59Come on, come on, come on.
33:01You know when there's slab in the cab, it's hard to get the pedal to the metal.
33:04Stop that, man.
33:05You're not going fast enough, man.
33:06You know it.
33:06You're not going fast enough.
33:17Yeah.
33:22What the?
33:22What the?ई
33:38Now Shorty's second whale came down.
33:41Shorty's having a bad Monday, too.
33:43Give me that microphone.
33:44Whoa, whoa, and they found me.
33:46And they're strong.
33:47Listen, if you can hear me, talk to me.
33:52I can hear you.
33:53You got our merchandise?
33:54Boss explained to Eddie that the Dukes was probably on their way to the steam plant right now.
33:59So they'd better watch out.
34:01You're in the car, you know what I mean?
34:03But Eddie wasn't the only one hearing Boss's warning.
34:05They might be headed right out, but we'll hear you right this second.
34:09If I was you, I'd check out of where you're at right now.
34:13We'll take Cal, bus that man, and those Dukes.
34:19Cal wanted to warn the Dukes, but he remembered that their CV wasn't working.
34:23And he knew he couldn't go to the sheriff.
34:25So he checked the map of Hazard and found where the old abandoned hog foundry was located.
34:30There ain't no flies on that boy at all.
34:48Well, you never can be too sure, cousin.
34:51It'd be best we'd just sneak up on him.
35:08Well, I wouldn't worry about it too much, Lou.
35:13No, I don't think nobody heard it.
35:16Wrong, sonny boy.
35:18Now move it.
35:20Uh, y'all, we got you surrounded, so why don't you come peacefully and nobody will get hurt?
35:25Oh, I'm glad to see you two got a sense of humor, because you're going to need it.
35:34Oh, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
35:37All right, come on, get them.
35:38We don't want none of that two gang to get away.
35:45Everybody gets chased in this county.
35:53Now, the ladies in some towns have garden clubs.
35:57Not have you.
35:58They have the Amazon Archery Club.
36:00Meets every Monday.
36:02Pull back.
36:03Aim.
36:04Release.
36:07Let's go!
36:12Win some, you lose some.
36:15Well, I can't do it.
36:16Well, oh, my, oh, my.
36:20I mean, well, the bad news is I lost them.
36:25The good news is, though, I hit a bullseye.
36:29How did you do that?
36:30Who, I, me?
36:31I didn't do it.
36:32Who did it?
36:33You're making me mad.
36:34I'm going to ask you one more time.
36:36Where's our money?
36:37Like we keep telling you, we don't know where it is.
36:40If we had your money, would we be stupid enough to come here looking for you?
36:44They got a point, Elmo.
36:46But if they don't have it...
36:48Oh, got it.
36:49Well, all right.
36:49Now we got that settled.
36:50You know where your dang money is.
36:52Would you untie us, please?
36:52I don't think we can do that.
36:57All right, Kel.
36:59All right, Kel.
37:00Get it, Kel.
37:10Sorry, guys.
37:11Hold on a second.
37:12He ain't even involved in this.
37:14He is now.
37:15Now, Elmo, what did your dear mother tell you when she was on her deathbed?
37:20Son, whatever you do when I'm gone, don't leave any witnesses.
37:25Now, a good son always does what his mother tells him to do.
37:33Hold it, Elmo.
37:34If we shoot him, someone's going to find him and ask questions.
37:38I got a better idea.
37:39Yeah, Elmo, I like it.
37:40I ain't even heard it yet.
37:41Let me have that gun, Elmo.
37:42You tie up this other dude.
37:54It may seem like a strange time to ask.
37:57How's Robbie doing, Kel?
37:59Doc Appleby says he's going to be as good as new.
38:02Maybe even better.
38:06Well, don't you worry about a thing, Kel.
38:08We've been in tighter spots than this.
38:11Name one.
38:13Oh, brother.
38:14We don't need any more heat.
38:16It's fine just the way it is.
38:22And when the pressure moves into the red zone, that safety valve's going to go.
38:27And all that steam building up's going to blow at this place higher than the boss hogs' dumps.
38:32So if they ever find them, it'll look like an accident.
38:34Nice.
38:36So long, suckers, be cool.
38:39Don't you worry about a thing, Kel.
38:41We've been in tighter spots than this.
38:44You already said that.
38:45I know it.
38:46I'm trying to convince myself this time.
38:52Luke, that's hot.
38:54Wait a minute.
38:55I've got my roast on the threads out of pipe back here.
39:01I'm going to hurry up and do something.
39:03That red light looks like it means business.
39:05Friends, if something real good don't happen soon, that race at Talladega this Sunday is going to be one car
39:10and two fans short.
39:24Oh, Roscoe, this calls for a real celebration.
39:30Eddie and Elmo are probably long gone.
39:33The Duke boys are on the run.
39:35And I got myself a cool 100,000 simoleons cash money legal tender.
39:41Listen, boss, speaking of legal tender, I've just been figuring here with pad and pencil.
39:46And you know all them 50% of 50%-ses that you've given me?
39:49Mm-hmm.
39:50Well, when I figured it out, then I've got less than when you started.
39:54Oh.
39:55Hmm.
39:56Is that what your mathematics tell you?
39:58That's what they tell me.
39:59Well, if that's so, I'll throw in another 50% of 50%.
40:03So you get 50% of 50% of 50% of 50% of 50% of 50%.
40:07Oh, well, that's better.
40:12Well, you better hurry.
40:13That fight means business.
40:15Ah!
40:16Oh, get me out of here.
40:25Come on, bring it out of here.
40:44Hey, Bosch.
40:45Oh, Roscoe, I ate too much today.
40:47Whoa, well, this is important.
40:50What?
40:50Uh, I just got a message from the FB&I.
40:53Yeah, what?
40:54And it seems that I am not the Tooth Fairy.
40:57Huh?
40:57And you're not Goldilocks.
40:59What are you talking about?
41:00That man that claims he's Kale Yarborough?
41:02Yeah.
41:03He is Kale Yarborough.
41:04Oh, he is Kale Yarborough.
41:05Oh!
41:07He is Kale Yarborough!
41:09That's what I said.
41:10Mm.
41:11Mm.
41:12Mm.
41:13Mm.
41:14Mr. We're in deep trouble.
41:17You got that right, fat man.
41:18What?
41:19We know you got our money and we want it.
41:21Here and now.
41:23Oh, ain't that a coincidence?
41:25Yeah, we did find your money.
41:27And I was sending to the sheriff.
41:28I was hoping that you boys would present yourselves
41:31so we could give it to you.
41:33It's right over here in my safe.
41:35You did?
41:36Don't listen to them little cliques.
41:38You can listen to the cliques.
41:40Well, you might.
41:41I won't listen.
41:42Yeah, here's your money.
41:45Well, it's really all there.
41:47But don't forget, you still owe me the $5,000
41:50for your hideout as per agreement.
41:53What?
41:55On second thought, skip the $5,000.
41:57Take it as a gift.
41:58Get them out of here.
41:59All right.
42:00Let's go, you two.
42:00I ain't got no place to go.
42:02Don't you go stuffing my bloody...
42:04Don't you do it, man.
42:04Don't do that.
42:06Listen here.
42:07We got to turn this over, don't we?
42:08Wait a minute.
42:09Wait a minute.
42:10What do you think you're doing?
42:12Yes, sir.
42:12Look, go easy because I'm a strict man.
42:15Yes.
42:15I mean, I ought to see a doctor.
42:17You know, I shouldn't be like...
42:17Wait a minute.
42:18Don't push like that.
42:19You know who you're shoving?
42:21You, bird brain.
42:23Well, as long as you know.
42:25Give me the keys to your patrol car.
42:26They're in the patrol car.
42:28I'll get it.
42:29Let's go.
42:35Say, there was a good trick telling them the keys were in the car.
42:37They are in the car.
42:38They are?
42:38Oh, wrong.
42:39Go.
42:47Probably got their money by now and they're headed out of the county.
42:51Well, if I hit Route 7, maybe I can cut them off.
42:54Hey, Kent, this could get a little airy, you know.
42:56I sure hope so because I got a score to settle with those dudes.
43:00All right.
43:10Go get them, folks.
43:11Hang on.
43:14While Bo Luke and Cale was chasing him two nobles,
43:18old boss and Roscoe was chasing their own tails.
43:20Boys, don't shut up.
43:21I'll get it, boss.
43:22You're pushing.
43:23I'll get it.
43:25Ow!
43:26Ah, Roscoe!
43:27On here.
43:28All right.
43:29Oh, did you get the keys?
43:31No.
43:32Oh, fuck.
43:33I don't think so.
43:34Did I scuff you?
43:35Uh, a little.
43:36Oh, no.
43:53Now, if you remember, the Army was having maneuvers and has this blue money.
44:02It's like a artillery fire to me.
44:13Well, don't worry, Cale.
44:15According to Bo.
44:15I know.
44:16I know.
44:16We've been in tighter spots to list.
44:18Mind if I reconsidered that?
44:42Don't worry, Cale.
44:45Don't worry, Cale.
44:48Why are we running from these clouds?
44:51Pull over.
44:52My pleasure.
44:54My pleasure.
45:05Hang on.
45:19Let's go get a can of corn, cousin.
45:21Three against, too.
45:21It's my kind of odds.
45:24That's six shots.
45:25Come on.
45:25Let's go get them.
45:27That's six shot.
45:38You guys ain't so tough.
45:41You got ammo?
45:42Well, I guess.
45:45The upshot of all this, Andy and Elmo was taken away by the state police, and the reward
45:50money was turned over to Doc Appleby for Robbie's education.
45:54All right, you can catch these.
45:55By Sunday, Robbie was well enough to watch Cale Yarbrough win a very big race, but the best
46:01was yet to come out.
46:03Of the great American race.
46:05Waltrip still deployed first.
46:08Yarbrough in second.
46:11Yarbrough edges to the outside.
46:15Back straightaway, final time.
46:18Down to the inside.
46:20The move he loves.
46:21Here he comes up to the inside.
46:22It is here.
46:24Cale Yarbrough taking first.
46:26Earnhardt trying for second.
46:28They're coming to the finish line.
46:29At the line, it is Cale Yarbrough.
46:34He's done it again.
46:37There you go.
46:39Well, here he is, coming down onto pit road.
46:44Cale, another super run, if I can get a word from you here, buddy.
46:47I want to dedicate this race to my good friend Robbie.
46:50He just won a mighty big race of his own.
46:56Which goes to show you, when you ask one of them racing boys for an autographed picture,
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