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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30C'est parti !
01:00And don't wear the blue striped shirt.
01:02It makes your neck look like an old mop handle.
01:07Oh.
01:08Hey guys, the Christmas party is today.
01:11Merry Christmas, everyone!
01:13No.
01:13Is it?
01:14I mean, it says X-mas party, but I think we all know what that's code for.
01:17So we're not going to have a Christmas party this year?
01:20Angela, how could you do this to us?
01:22Oh, right.
01:23Like, I'm responsible because I'm in charge of the party planning committee.
01:26Well, you are the one in charge.
01:27Don't blame me for something we all forgot.
01:30Let's not blame her for something we all forgot.
01:32I didn't realize how many of Angela's opinions I agreed with.
01:36Until she tried to have my kneecap shattered for sleeping with her husband.
01:39She makes a lot of very sound points.
01:42I knew the party was today, but nobody asked me to plan it, so I didn't.
01:46Hmm.
01:47Funny how that works.
01:48We're out there sweating our balls off every day, busting our balls.
01:53We deserve a Christmas party.
01:54Well, then why don't we just get some liquor and those mini cupcakes?
01:58Mini cupcakes?
01:59As in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of cake?
02:05Honestly, where does it end with you people?
02:08What about an authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas?
02:10Drink some Glühwein, enjoy some Haasenpfeffer.
02:14Enjoy Christmas with St. Nicholas's rural German companion, Belschnickel.
02:19Yes.
02:20That.
02:21That.
02:22That.
02:22Definitely doing that.
02:23Are we all in agreement?
02:24No.
02:26Done, right?
02:26No.
02:27I want tropical Christmas.
02:29Topless Christmas.
02:30Topless Swiss-mas.
02:32Spanish tapas and Swiss-mas hot cocoa.
02:35What's so hard to understand?
02:37Or, who was it that suggested the authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas?
02:41I think it was someone really popular.
02:43We already said no.
02:44No.
02:45There's me and my brother Jeb breaking the ceremonial pig rib.
02:49He doesn't come back for Christmas anymore.
02:51The sepia tint is from an app on my phone.
02:54This is the same photo Matrix style.
02:58I'm not understanding the confusion.
03:00Am I the only one who wants to try Hufflepuffs and Schnauzerhosen and meet this Glen Pickle guy?
03:06Party planning committee, emergency meeting.
03:08Now.
03:12I'm on it.
03:14Great.
03:15I'm just hoping German terrorists don't take over this Christmas party.
03:17Make me go all John McClane on their asses.
03:20Wait, German terrorists?
03:21That's oddly specific.
03:22And I think, I think you mean John McCain.
03:25Die Hard reference.
03:26I haven't seen it.
03:28You haven't seen Die Hard?
03:29Hmm.
03:29Why haven't you seen Die Hard?
03:31I don't know.
03:32I just haven't.
03:33Come on.
03:34You had to have at least seen some of it.
03:36No.
03:37Now, I have a machine gun.
03:40Ho, ho, ho.
03:42Come out to the coast.
03:43We'll get together.
03:44Have a few laughs.
03:45None of this makes any sense to me.
03:47Oh, yeah.
03:48And when he takes the gun off his back, and he's like, yippee-ki-yay, mother...
03:52Actually, he doesn't say that there.
03:55He says it earlier when he's on the radio with Hans.
03:59Yes, you are right.
04:00Forgive me.
04:02Oh, that's okay, bud.
04:03Nope.
04:04Common mistake.
04:04No, it's not.
04:06Nerd!
04:07Do you know every line of the movie?
04:09My brother dared me to memorize it, and I did it, and I loved doing it.
04:14Okay, let's hear it.
04:16Hear what?
04:17Die Hard.
04:18Every line.
04:20Go.
04:20You don't like flying, do you?
04:22Don't change the subject.
04:24No, that's the...
04:25Movie is starting.
04:27I'm thinking of collaborating with Mike Schmidt on some of his charity work.
04:30I love Philly.
04:31Dirty town.
04:33Ah!
04:34Whoa!
04:35Philly!
04:36Ah, exciting stuff, man.
04:38Woo!
04:39So, you sure you remembered everything for your trip?
04:41Yeah, I think so.
04:43Think that through for a sec.
04:45Yeah, Jim's going to Philly tomorrow.
04:47He said he was going to take me with him, but that was two months ago.
04:49And I haven't heard anything since.
04:52I mean, he said that, right?
04:56What else could you possibly be forgetting?
04:59Things?
05:00Start up this year?
05:01George Howard Scubb, a.k.a. the alleged Scrant Strangler.
05:06Because he's in prison for something he may not have done.
05:10I'm sorry, the Scranton who?
05:13The Scrant Strangler.
05:14George Howard Scubb, if I not told you about the jury I was on a couple years ago.
05:19Oh, what happened?
05:20I mean, if you can talk about it, obviously, because if you can't, I mean, I understand.
05:23I could.
05:24I could talk about it.
05:27Oh.
05:27See you next Christmas.
05:28Sure.
05:29Have a seat.
05:30I would start at the beginning, but I think I need to go farther back.
05:35We're the party planning committee, and we did not get where we are by playing it safe.
05:40We got here by being risk-takers, and yeah, Dwight's party is going to be terrible.
05:48Maybe.
05:51Maybe it's not.
05:54Maybe it's going to be great, and if it's great, I think we all know what that would mean to
06:04us.
06:08Let's do it.
06:09Yes.
06:10Phyllis!
06:11No.
06:12I don't want my name attached to this party.
06:14What does that even mean?
06:15Where would your name appear?
06:16Please, just take my name off of everything.
06:18Just take her name off of everything.
06:23Um, the party planning committee, minus Angela, has decided that we're all going to do Dwight's Christmas.
06:31Yes!
06:32Yeah!
06:33Yeah!
06:34Okay!
06:35Yes!
06:35It's a Christmas miracle!
06:37Yeah!
06:38Woo-hoo!
06:39Dwight!
06:40Dwight, there is one rule that you need to take very seriously, and that is that there are no rules.
06:47You have never been cooler.
06:50Best Christmas ever.
06:53Best Christmas ever.
06:54You're welcome.
06:55Thank you.
07:01And Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas has officially begun.
07:05Ugh, what is this stuff?
07:07Lava?
07:08That is glue vine, otherwise known as glow wine, also used to sterilize medical instruments.
07:13And, interesting factoid, this is the very spoon that guided my soft skull through the birth canal when I was
07:20born.
07:21Enjoy.
07:21What is it?
07:23What is it?
07:23Don't touch it.
07:26Somebody's found the hog maw.
07:28What?
07:29It's a Pennsylvania Dutch specialty, hog maw.
07:31That's a beauty, isn't it?
07:32I don't even want to tell you what it's made of until after you try it.
07:35Ugh, I'm not eating mystery meat.
07:37It is stuffed pig stomach, and after we finish it, we get to break the pig rib.
07:42Can't wait.
07:42Weird.
07:43Where are the sugar cookies?
07:45Where's the karaoke machine?
07:46This is austere, Meredith.
07:48This is celebrating Christmas for all of the right reasons.
07:52Cookies and toys and sweets are mere distractions.
07:56I mean, most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a shepherd's crook,
08:01which I assure you does not taste like peppermint.
08:03It tastes like sheep feces.
08:04How would anyone even know?
08:06Have you ever tasted a shepherd's crook?
08:07I don't know.
08:08Is it what you expected?
08:09I feel like Dwight is holding a candle and reading a poem.
08:15So happy right now.
08:18Der einen not der helllicht kein.
08:23Wait, what is that I hear?
08:24Someone on the roof?
08:26How strange.
08:28Excuse me.
08:29I have to run to my car to take a dump.
08:35I wish my car had a bathroom.
08:37Let Heinrich plant the detonators and Theo prepare the vault.
08:40After that...
08:42That wasn't the line.
08:43I'm sorry, Pete.
08:44That is transcribed by some fan.
08:46They make mistakes.
08:47I don't know.
08:49I don't know.
08:49This looks pretty legit.
08:51Oh my gosh.
08:53I just got an email from Andy.
08:55That means they hit land.
08:57What up, Shorty?
08:58We got in last night, sold the boat, went out, got drunk, saw a life of Pi, got super depressed
09:05and introspective.
09:07Gonna hang out here a while.
09:10Maybe a couple of weeks.
09:12Figure this whole life thing out.
09:15Maybe see Hobbit.
09:17Blades.
09:21Hey, everything okay?
09:23So, what comes next?
09:26Right.
09:26Um, okay.
09:29So, he says, uh, after we call the police, they'll waste hours trying to negotiate.
09:34You should just watch the movie.
09:35That makes much more sense.
09:36Or we can just sit and talk, though.
09:38No.
09:39No more talking.
09:40It's movie time.
09:41I mean, are you sure?
09:43Um, yeah, I probably have a copy or two in my car.
09:48Oh, great.
09:48Great.
09:49So, we're watching Die Hard now.
09:50Good.
09:51This is a good plan.
09:52Okay.
09:54Here's the thing about moonlight.
09:56It's not sunlight.
09:58I love this hog, mama.
10:00Dwight said it's hog maw.
10:03What is maw?
10:05It's the lining of the stomach of me.
10:07Oh, judgment is nigh.
10:10For the Belschnickel is I.
10:12Yes, he is finally nigh.
10:15I am nigh.
10:16Every year, my grandfather would dress up as Belschnickel at Christmas.
10:20He was okay at it.
10:23I am great.
10:26You know how they say some people were born to be bad?
10:28Well, I was born to be Belschnickel.
10:32Oh, Belschnickel has traveled from distant lands
10:35to discover how all the boys and the girls have been behaving this last year.
10:40Oh, too much strudel.
10:43So, he's kind of like Santa, except dirty and worse.
10:45No, much better.
10:47No one fears Santa the way they fear Belschnickel.
10:49Wow.
10:50That's my favorite part of Christmas, the authority.
10:52And the fear.
10:53Yes, exactly.
10:54Come on, Dwight.
10:55You're making this up.
10:57No.
10:57This is a real thing.
10:59Belschnickel is a crotchety, fur-clad gift-giver
11:01related to other companions of St. Nicholas
11:03in the folklore of southwestern Germany.
11:06Yes, of course.
11:07Okay, great.
11:07Seriously, you guys?
11:08Now you believe in Dwight's traditions
11:10when some Democrat looks it up on Wikipedia?
11:12His partner, Schwate Pete, or Black Peter, a slave boy,
11:17often portrayed in colorful pantaloons and blackface.
11:20Uh-uh.
11:22No, Dwight.
11:23No.
11:24Oh, come on.
11:25We don't blindly stick to every outmoded aspect of our traditions.
11:29Come on, get with the spirit of it, you guys.
11:47Okay, Carl was actually a ballet dancer in real life.
11:51Isn't that crazy?
11:55Jim, that guy.
11:59You gotta stick to your work.
12:01Like, when you say something to a buddy,
12:04a real buddy,
12:06what are you gonna do?
12:07Lie to your buddy?
12:10It's awful.
12:11Take a bowl and pass it down.
12:13Thank you, Dwight.
12:14These are nice.
12:15No, these are gift bowls.
12:16When you receive a gift, it will go in the bowl,
12:18but the bowls must be returned at the end.
12:20They're a set.
12:20Now, hold your bowls forward.
12:25The Belschnickel will decide
12:26if you are impish or admirable.
12:29Oh, it's like naughty or nice.
12:31No, impish or admirable.
12:33Quick question.
12:33Do you just decide who gets what in the moment,
12:35or did you make a list?
12:36I decided earlier.
12:38Oh, nice.
12:39Did you check that list?
12:40Of course I checked it.
12:41But more than once,
12:41because you could have made a mistake.
12:42I checked it more than once.
12:43Okay, so you made a list,
12:44you checked it twice, and...
12:46cheer or fear.
12:46Belschnickel is here.
12:48I judge your year as...
12:50Hmm, what are these?
12:52It's a set of rubber gaskets for canning jars.
12:54I'd rather have the bowl.
12:56You can't have the bowl!
12:57Oscar Martinez.
12:59Cheer or fear?
13:01Belschnickel is here.
13:02Yeah, I judge your year as impish.
13:07Ow!
13:08You hit people with that thing?
13:10No, I'm carrying around the stick
13:11in order to look cool for the kinder.
13:14Ooh.
13:16Bousetrap.
13:16In a head-to-head contest,
13:17people prefer Belschnickel over Santa every time.
13:20There aren't as many songs about him,
13:22but I attribute that more to rhyming difficulties.
13:24My brother and I wrote one once.
13:26It was about a fickle pickle salesman
13:28who would tickle you for a nickel.
13:32Oh, you know what?
13:33I gotta go.
13:34Stop giggling.
13:35Oh, really already?
13:36It's a punishment.
13:37Hey, where are you going?
13:38I have to go to Philly,
13:40but this was amazing, okay?
13:42But you work tomorrow.
13:43Yeah, I know.
13:44I just like to settle in
13:44and get a good night's sleep.
13:45But we were gonna break the pig rib.
13:47Oh.
13:47Remember?
13:48That's right.
13:51No matter.
13:52Belschnickel cares not about this.
13:54Off with you.
13:55Perfect.
13:56Merry Christmas, everybody.
13:57Wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:59Don't you want to know your present?
14:00You know what?
14:01Yeah, have at it.
14:03Jim Halpert, cheer or fear?
14:06Belschnickel is here.
14:07I judge her here as impish.
14:09Oh.
14:10Are you nuts?
14:11I judge her impish.
14:12Ow, ow.
14:12Okay, that is three.
14:14And you didn't hit anybody that hard.
14:15They're not abandoning the party.
14:17Hey.
14:18All right.
14:18That's enough.
14:19I'm done, okay?
14:21Impish.
14:22Ow.
14:24Belschnickel.
14:24I gotta run out early, too.
14:26Oh.
14:30What was that?
14:32Now I'm going to be all whipped for my first day of work.
14:36God.
14:39One second.
14:43Well, this is it.
14:45Bro, I'm never going to see you again.
14:47Shut up.
14:48I'm trying to be serious.
14:49Okay, sorry, sorry.
14:53I can't believe this is actually happening.
14:55Listen, thank you so much for putting that all together.
14:58That was the perfect last Christmas party.
15:04All right, wish me luck.
15:08Good luck.
15:09You're going to be great.
15:10I'll call you when I get in.
15:11Okay.
15:12All right.
15:13Love you.
15:14Love you.
15:24Oh, my God.
15:27All right.
15:27Thank you.
15:28Good.
15:29You're the one.
15:34Oh, my God.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:38Oh, my God.
15:40Oh, my God.
15:45What's going on?
15:46Party's over.
15:47You quit on Christmas, Christmas quits on you.
15:51And guess what, kids?
15:53Belschnickel isn't real.
15:55It's me, Dwight.
16:00We found some old decorations in the warehouse.
16:04Oscar ran to the store for some food and drink,
16:06and I dipped into my stash of eggnog.
16:08I guess they needed me after all.
16:10It's like in It's a Wonderful Life,
16:12when Jimmy Stewart realizes that all those people
16:14at the building alone were just jerks,
16:16and he was the real hero.
16:18Kevin! Kevin!
16:21Stop it!
16:22Oh, it sounds like the party's starting up out there.
16:25Yeah.
16:26So, anyway, the entire jury wants me to vote guilty.
16:31But that night, I did a little research of my own
16:33and forget everything you thought you knew about fingerprinting.
16:37Meredith is a little cute.
16:38I'm just realizing.
16:41She got like an Emma Stone thing.
16:48Boo!
16:52Boo!
16:54Boo!
16:58Boo!
17:00Boo!
17:01Boo!
17:03Boo!
17:03Boo!
17:04Boo!
17:05Boo!
17:05I liked your party better.
17:07Everyone thought the food was gross
17:08and that Belschnickel was some darkly erotic freak.
17:13I don't think anyone thought that.
17:16Jim couldn't even stay to the end of the party.
17:18Well, that didn't have anything to do with you.
17:20I don't care.
17:21Guess how much I care on a scale of one to ten.
17:24Zero.
17:24Damn it!
17:41Do you think Andy would ever jump off an exploding building tied to a hose for me?
17:48in my life.
17:50Hopefully, I can't wait.
17:58for the next day to be my body.
18:00Bye.
18:00Oh, no.
18:00Come here.
18:01Hey.
18:02Hey.
18:02Come on.
18:03Come on.
18:04Come on.
18:04Come on.
18:04Come on.
18:05Come on.
18:05Come on.
18:06Come on.
18:07Come on.
18:10Come on.
18:15Come on.
18:16Mais tu peux laisser l'arm.
18:28Dwight, tu veux que tu un peu d'eggnog?
18:30Non, merci. Je vais juste avoir un autre Dumetreau.
18:33Jim taught me une façon très cool de prendre ça.
18:35J'ai dit que j'ai dit que j'ai dit.
18:40Jim!
18:41Qu'est-ce qui? Où est-ce que le bel schnickle?
18:44Oh my god!
18:47What are you doing?
18:49Last time I saw you, you were whipping me out of the building.
18:52Shh! Let's not speak of that.
18:54The pig rib! We could totally break the pig rib!
18:57I'm gonna dig it out of the trash!
19:01What happened? Did you miss your bus?
19:03No.
19:04I just missed my wife.
19:07I found it!
19:10And I found out that there's a bus at 5 a.m.
19:13Oh!
19:25Damn it!
19:28Jim got the bigger half!
19:32Back for more, huh?
19:33Ooh!
19:34Noggin!
19:34Let me get some nuggets!
19:36Me too!
19:40Thanks, Phyllis.
19:42Where's Andy?
19:43You!
19:44Oh, hey, man.
19:46Oh, you know what?
19:46Before I forget again,
19:47I talked to the guys about hiring you.
19:49They're gonna bring you in for an interview.
19:50Thank you.
19:50Thank you.
19:58That's great.
19:59Right?
20:01Thanks, man.
20:02Hey, of course.
20:04I shall combine your convenience.
20:07Thank you, sir.
20:09Woo!
20:10Go get them!
20:11Oh!
20:17Very impish.
20:19Very impish.
20:27Two dimes, seven nickels, and one...
20:29Well, okay, no, that doesn't add up.
20:31It was one quarter, and...
20:34What?
20:35I was just explaining what...
20:37But why wouldn't it...
20:39Shh!
20:39What did you do?
20:40Why?
20:41Okay.
20:41What is it?
20:43Don't game.
20:45Are you gonna kiss me?
20:48Yes!
20:48Don't game.
20:51Ooh.
21:04Ooh.
21:08Ooh.
21:09Ooh.
21:10Ooh.
21:34Sous-titrage MFP.
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