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04:03voix sing-off phenomenon
04:05On this show, all three
04:07judges are mean
04:11Sales form for you to sign
04:13You know what to do
04:27Okay
04:27Behind every great regional manager
04:29is a great assistant to the regional manager
04:31and I have chosen one of the best
04:33Oh, thanks, man
04:34Once upon a time, we were natural enemies
04:36but we've overcome our differences
04:37Much like Germany and Italy and World War
04:39Good call
04:42Together we run a no-nonsense office
04:55Pre-conference room meeting with Dwight
04:57went really well
04:58Oh, bodes well for the post-conference room meeting
05:00All depends on the conference room meeting itself
05:04Uh, okay
05:06Is that them again?
05:07Yeah
05:08Maybe you should call back
05:11Oh
05:13I will
05:15The guys at Athlete are still bugging me about this three-month roadshow thing
05:19Meeting athletes on their home turf
05:21Building relationships
05:22Yeah, it sounds exciting
05:24Yeah, it sounds exciting
05:24But I said no and that's final
05:27I almost lost Pam over this business
05:29I'm not risking that again
05:32When Jim decided to come back to Scranton full-time
05:34I was relieved
05:36But I also feel a little guilty
05:39I mean, he's giving up this big thing for me
05:43But he seems happy
05:44I mean, he's certainly been goofing around a lot
05:47I love goofy Jim
05:49Welcome
05:50He welcomes you
05:51Please take an agenda item
05:53Your agenda taking pleases him
05:54Have a seat, Phyllis
05:55There we go
05:56As you know, I like to begin each day with an inspirational quote
06:00Some say the only failure there is
06:02Is the failure to try
06:05Eh, that is wrong
06:06Failure of any kind
06:08Is failure
06:09Jim, over to you
06:10Let's not get crazy
06:11And ruin our no-nonsense streak
06:13All right?
06:13So, for instance
06:14If you're expecting a fax today
06:16Please don't yell out
06:17Michael J. Fax
06:18From Fax of the Future
06:20Okay?
06:21That's nonsense
06:21Question
06:22Yes, beautiful girl in the front
06:24We are expecting a water delivery
06:26Today at 10 a.m.
06:27What if as they're delivering the water jug
06:29Someone screams out
06:31Nice jugs
06:31That's obviously nonsense
06:34Nonsense
06:34And what percentage of nonsense
06:36Do we tolerate in this office?
06:38Zero
06:39No, no, no
06:41Can't have nonsense
06:42What is going on?
06:43Daycare won't take Phillip anymore
06:45Why?
06:46Apparently my station in life has descended to a depth
06:48Even they won't forgive
06:50So, hi
06:52Hi, buddy
06:53Okay, um
06:55New agenda item
06:57Phillip will be joining us at the office today
06:59Gotta write that down
07:00Okay, big day today
07:02Airing of the documentary
07:03Who's excited?
07:05I better come out of this smelling like a rose
07:07I've been on my best behavior for nine years
07:10If it wasn't for the cameras
07:11I would have done some truly vulgar crap
07:14Over the course of this documentary
07:15I've had three affairs
07:17If you find my body in a ditch
07:19Let me save the police some trouble
07:21My wife did it
07:22I'm letting you all off half an hour early
07:25To view the documentary
07:26So you can make it up to me by working an extra half an hour tomorrow
07:29Or a minute extra for the rest of the month
07:31Ooh, announcement
07:32Some of us whose televisions got broken during an all-you-can-eat shrimp commercial
07:37Will be watching tonight at poor Richard's
07:39But note, all are welcome
07:42Not just those who saw an all-you-can-eat shrimp commercial
07:45And charged their television
07:48I can't believe the doc is finally going to air
07:51When this thing started
07:52I was still having sex with women
07:55As was Kevin, I believe
07:57This airs tonight?
07:59Oh my God
08:01If my parents see this
08:03I am toast
08:08This is really huge
08:09This is like the March on Washington
08:11But for a singing show
08:13Can you imagine if Martin Luther King were here
08:15And sang I Dreamed a Dream for my Miz?
08:17With that baritone
08:18That would be historic
08:19Woohoo!
08:21KC-D in Cincinnati, Ohio
08:22Doctor, doctor
08:24I give up the news
08:25I got a great KC-D for you
08:27No
08:28America!
08:29No, this is my time
08:30You don't belt on my time
08:31I belt on my time
08:32KC-D
08:41KC-D
08:42Man, those are some nice pipes
08:43Yeah
08:43What's your name?
08:46Andy
08:47What's yours?
08:50Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?
08:52Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?
08:54Guys!
08:55Because whenever I pack the bag
08:56You say I do it wrong
08:57Guys!
08:58Why don't you pack it?
08:59Guys!
08:59Kevin, what is it?
09:00Do you want to see a video of a weatherman
09:02Who says bold front instead of cold front?
09:06It's insane!
09:07Not now, Kevin
09:08Can't you see we're busy?
09:10We just can't
09:10Philip needs his apple snacks
09:12Seriously, Kevin
09:13I'm just gonna have to go to the store
09:15Okay, you go to the store
09:16Philip, Philip, Philip
09:18It's all about Philip
09:20I hate Philip
09:26Not now, private time!
09:27I love Star Wars as much as the next guy
09:29Hey, hey
09:30Seriously?
09:34My God, I'm so sorry
09:37Well, this might make up for it
09:39I think I have found an enormous source of Overlook PFN
09:44Which is, of course...
09:45Potential future nonsense
09:46Yes
09:47Good abbreviating, Jim
09:49That saved some time
09:49Now hurry up, shut the door
09:53Break it down for me
09:54I'm gonna need you to look at your hierarchy, Mobile
09:57You've got a regional manager
09:59The power source?
10:00Obviously
10:00The assistant to the regional manager
10:02The loyal but bungling apostle
10:03But what about the assistant assistant to the regional manager?
10:12Someone to whisper in the ear of the consigliere
10:15Exactly
10:16I'd have to get some more wire and string
10:19But it's doable
10:20You think any of them out there are capable?
10:22Yeah, right
10:23I mean, unless they're willing to pass some tests
10:26I like the sound of that
10:28What did you have in mind?
10:29Well, I know this sounds crazy
10:30But how would King Arthur choose the next night of his round table?
10:35It doesn't sound crazy, Jim
10:37It's the sanest thing I've ever heard
10:41What are you listening to?
10:43I'm locking in my starting note
10:45A 440
10:47Oh, sweet
10:48Acapella's all about pitch
10:49And I am nothing if not a total pitch bitch
10:53What's up, everybody?
10:54And welcome to America's next acapella sensation
11:02Thank you, thank you so much
11:04And thank you for your patience
11:05And we hope to see you guys within the next five to seven hours
11:08Now, just to give you a couple parameters of the show
11:10Each of you will sing a song for 30 seconds
11:13After which, our judges will decide if they want you in their acapella group
11:18Now, each group will start with 90 singers
11:20Which will compete in a series of singing and physical challenges
11:24Oh, and look out for that pesky mole
11:28There's a mole
11:29Oops
11:30I'm not supposed to
11:32I'm not supposed to say that
11:33All right, no mole
11:34Forget I said it, all right?
11:35What mole?
11:36What are you talking about?
11:36I already forgot about it
11:37Good man right there
11:39I'll see you guys inside
11:40Good luck, all right?
11:41Yeah!
11:43Throw some Sugar Ray on me!
11:45What?
11:46On a roll watch?
11:47I don't know where it came from
11:48That was amazing, man
11:49Yeah, it felt good
11:50It felt funny
11:50Yeah, you made a personal connection with him
11:52I did, I felt it
11:55What are you so excited about?
11:57Nothing
11:57What are you up to?
12:02Members of the office, hear ye
12:04That means ye, plop
12:07Plop
12:08Still
12:08We owe Andy that much
12:10Yeah
12:10Absolutely we do
12:12Am I right, people?
12:14Fine
12:15Today, we will be testing candidates
12:17For the position of assistant to the assistant
12:20To the regional manager
12:21Aw, heck yeah
12:22Nice
12:22You'll always have the upper hand
12:24When you've got a
12:25Blow-off work doing carnival-like activities
12:27Sure, every participant will be getting a corn dog
12:30But that's for fueling only
12:32No savoring
12:33Ah, what an honor
12:34God, I envy them
12:35He envies you
12:37You don't need to repeat right now
12:38All right
12:38That's what I'm saying
12:39By two o'clock
12:40Dwight will choose himself
12:41To be assistant
12:42To his own assistant
12:44Mink
12:51What's up?
12:52What's going on?
12:53How was the delivery?
12:54Delivered all my furniture to the Philly
12:56Hey, keep it down on
12:57Nobody knows I'm here
12:59I hate goodbyes
13:01So last week
13:02When I left Dunder Miffin for good
13:03I pulled the old Irish exit
13:05Just slipped out without making a big deal
13:07No hard feelings
13:09No feelings at all
13:12A good assistant
13:14Knows what their superior is thinking
13:16Before they even think it
13:17Meredith, what number am I thinking of right now?
13:20Uh, two
13:22Nine hundred and eighty-five trillion seventeen
13:24Not even close, Meredith
13:25Come on
13:26Pam, what song is running through my head right now?
13:29Theme song
13:30From Saved by the Bell
13:31Oh, my God
13:32It was the theme song to Boy Meets World
13:33Wait, no, no, no, stop
13:34Spouses can read each other's minds
13:36You're trying to give your wife this job
13:38That's exactly what I was doing
13:40Plop
13:41What animal am I picturing?
13:42A horse
13:43Ooh
13:44The exact opposite, actually
13:45What's the opposite of a horse?
13:47Seahorse
13:48Seahorse
13:50Whoa
13:51How did you know that I was gonna say that?
13:54Say that
13:56Uncanny
13:59Challenge number two, protocol
14:00Clark
14:01Yeah
14:02Do you want a corn dog?
14:03I would love a corn dog
14:05We'll see
14:05You are an assistant who's just gotten a phone message
14:08I am in a meeting with Dwight, Robert Dunder, and his niece
14:12Uh-oh, look who came to join us
14:13The Turkish ambassador to Armenia
14:15Yuri Slovak
14:16Who, by the way, is extremely embarrassed about the size of his nose
14:19Go ahead and read that phone message
14:21Mr. Halpert, your wife called to find out how your meeting with Yuri Big Nose went
14:26No, no, no, no
14:27You don't read it aloud like that
14:29God
14:30Besides, the whole thing is a trick question
14:31There's no Turkish ambassador to Armenia
14:33Two countries don't have diplomatic relations
14:39Uncanny
14:41I just hope that if my buddies who are still in Afghanistan see me win
14:44They'll feel like anything is possible
14:47Great, more screen time for the war vet
14:50All you gotta do is risk your life for this country
14:51And everyone goes gaga for you
14:53Over at the port-a-potties, they were interviewing a homeless single mother with three kids
14:57What?
14:58What?
14:59Is this a show about the resiliency of the human spirit?
15:04Or is it a show about...
15:06Hold my place in line
15:06Where are you going?
15:09They want feel-good stories?
15:12Where do they get a good feel of me?
15:15Thanks, man
15:17Thank you
15:17Take care
15:19Daryl, hey
15:20Hey
15:22Cool, are you coming back to say hi?
15:23No, no, I'm not here, actually
15:26These donuts are part of my escape from the guys at the warehouse I didn't say goodbye to
15:29Uh-huh
15:31How's athlete?
15:32Living like rock stars
15:33I'm about to eat free steak with my sports heroes in 32 different cities
15:37Wow
15:38Jim really doesn't want to come?
15:39He says he doesn't want to
15:41Man, I hope he doesn't regret it
15:44Well, he seems really happy being back here at Dunder Mifflin
15:47Jim was happy here selling paper at Dunder Mifflin
15:50That's what he says
15:52If you say so
15:54Hey, good seeing you
15:55Remember, I was never here
15:57All right, hey
15:59An assistant brings their boss coffee with speed and dexterity
16:03But an assistant to the assistant has a thousand times more to prove
16:06A thousand times more
16:08I'll try this one
16:09Phyllis, grab both these coffees, double fist it, and head through this obstacle course
16:13Okay
16:14It's hot
16:15Yep, it's real
16:17It's the only way you'll learn
16:18Okay
16:19And go ahead
16:23Oh, God, nice
16:25She's through the green, everybody
16:26Here comes yellow
16:27No, no, no
16:28Real doozy
16:29Phyllis, seriously
16:31Look at that form
16:32Oh, God, this is pathetic
16:33The boss needs his coffee
16:41Here you are, sir
16:42Here's your coffee
16:43Ow, my skin
16:44Ow, ow, ow
16:46Burns
16:50Uncanny
16:54Daryl?
16:55Daryl?
16:57Daryl!
16:57Whoa
16:58Oh, hey
16:59Hey, what's up, y'all?
17:01You left us without saying goodbye
17:03Oh, my bad
17:05Goodbye, everybody
17:06No, that is totally uncor
17:09Are you kidding?
17:10You broke our hearts
17:12Get upstairs
17:13I don't think I should
17:14Get upstairs, mister
17:15Yeah
17:16Right now
17:17Guess I'm going upstairs
17:19You know, Dwight
17:20This whole search for the assistant thing
17:22None of these people are good enough
17:24I know
17:24What I'm about to say
17:26Makes no logical sense
17:27And yet
17:28It might be the most logical thing
17:30I've ever said
17:30Jim, this is gonna come as no surprise
17:32But I know exactly
17:33What you were gonna say
17:34The only possible assistant
17:36To my assistant
17:37Is
17:39Me
17:41The new assistant
17:43To the assistant
17:44To the regional manager
17:46Is
17:48Dwight K. Schrute
17:49Yes
17:49Yes
17:51Thank you
17:52I think you might want to kneel for this
17:55And yet
17:56The manager for Dunder Mifflin
17:57Kneels for no man
18:02Wait
18:03That's it
18:03Okay
18:03Look really, really good
18:16Okay, from now on
18:17Anyone who needs to speak to me
18:19Has got to go through me first
18:21All right
18:27Hey
18:29Hey
18:30Hey
18:31You all right?
18:34What's going on?
18:36Are you happy?
18:38Yes
18:38I'm happy
18:40No, I know that you're like
18:42Happy and like you had fun today
18:44And that was fun
18:44But what about a year from now?
18:47What?
18:48What about five years from now?
18:49Damn
18:49Because I'm so glad you're back, baby
18:51But I'm just
18:52I was talking to Daryl
18:54And he was talking about the trip
18:56And I just feel like
18:57You're giving up so much
18:59This was my decision
19:01Not yours
19:02You didn't force me
19:03I kind of forced you to do
19:04You did not force me to do this
19:05Yes
19:06I don't know how else to tell you
19:07I'm afraid you're going to resent me
19:08And I'm afraid that this is not enough for you
19:10And I'm afraid that I'm not enough for you
19:13Is that really what you think?
19:18Not enough
19:20I don't know how else to explain it to her
19:22So
19:24You know what?
19:24I know it's against the rules
19:25But
19:26I'm going to need a favor from you guys
19:29Okay
19:29You got it, man
19:45You got it, man
19:50You got it, man
19:51You got it, man
19:52You got it, man
20:05You got it, man
20:05You got it, man
20:05You got it, man
20:05You got it, man
20:06You got it, man
20:08You got it, man
21:19Nah, I call one hour van time with Daryl
21:21Daryl, you know, I would love to just record some of your stories
21:24Just let the tape roll for six or eight or ten hours and just see what we get
21:29Listen guys, we can do it all
21:31We just have to divide Daryl's next 12 hours into 90 minute segments
21:34I will go watch an eHow video on how to use Excel and then we'll get this started
21:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute
21:41Okay, I made the mistake of sneaking out of here and that's on me
21:44But I'm not gonna spend the rest of the day here doing stuff with you
21:49Cause you're feeling sentimental
21:51You have to!
21:53Hey, hey, hey
21:53I'll do one thing with y'all
21:56Which thing?
21:57I don't care, choose amongst yourselves
21:59Not the band, though
22:03Yes, it's time
22:06Kevin, Kevin
22:07Oh, you know my name
22:09Well, that is shocking
22:12Kevin, could you not do that?
22:14What?
22:15I'm moving the ink down in my pen for work
22:19Here, use my pen
22:20Don't tell me what to do
22:22Shh!
22:22I don't need this
22:24And you obviously don't need me
22:26Kevin, where are you going?
22:28Away!
22:28Tell Philip that his stupid little baby wish came true
22:36He just won't go down
22:38And that's if he's excited by all this paper
22:40I know
22:41Earlier today he tried to eat some of the 24 weight letter bond
22:44Smart baby
22:46That's the most flavorful bond
22:56Hey, what's going on over here?
22:58Some sort of singing competition for the young'uns?
23:01You're back!
23:01No, it's me, Annie
23:03No, I know
23:04No, no, no
23:05I'm wearing makeup
23:05You did a really great job
23:07You didn't even look shorter
23:09Oh, I took out my lips
23:10Oh
23:10Yeah, unlike Annie Bernard
23:12This character's my real height man
23:15All day long it's moo the cows
23:16And cluck the hens
23:18Get the sheep bod
23:20Oink the pigs
23:22Oink the pigs
23:22That is very important
23:24Dwight
23:25I'm telling you about all the things that Ma said after the horse kicked her in the head
23:29Where are you?
23:32Dwight
23:33The way that boy looks at the Galactica is precisely the way I look at the Galactica
23:38And he eats the same kind of paper I do
23:42Hmm
23:50Thank you, Esther
24:03You threw the summoning bag at me, sir
24:05I need you to perform a test
24:07Perform a test
24:09On an innocent baby
24:10Ooh
24:11I like where this is going
24:12Unfortunately, I have a lot on my plate today
24:14So I'm gonna have to hand this off to my number two
24:16But don't worry
24:18He's the best in the biz
24:20Damn straight
24:21Unless you think he can't handle it
24:22Hey
24:23He can handle it
24:29Listen, listen
24:30Shh, buddy
24:32Stanley's sleeping
24:33You don't want to wake up the grumpy old walrus, do you?
24:35I heard that
24:37Mama
24:39Hey, you want me to take the little diaper blaster?
24:41Pam can attest
24:42There's no one better at getting brats to shut their yaps
24:45He does have a gift
24:47Well, he's crying for his mom, but
24:49Okay, here
24:50Here you go
24:50Careful, he bites
24:51Mama
24:52Okay
24:56You ever been in a manager's office before?
24:59Philip
25:00You want to play a little game?
25:01It's called shrewd or consequences
25:03You're gonna choose one of these two things
25:06A check for a million dollars
25:09Or this dirty old beat
25:13Yuck
25:14Phew
25:14Which will it be?
25:18Money or the beat?
25:22Beat
25:23Yeah
25:24I see
25:26Any ordinary child would have taken the money
25:28But you're no ordinary child, are you?
25:30No
25:31I can tell by your gorgeous
25:34Widely set eyes
25:39Sorry, folks, the judges are totally swamped
25:41We are all done taking auditions
25:43Okay
25:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
25:46Thanks for coming out
25:47And please be sure to watch America's next acapella
25:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
25:51You can't do that
25:51You can't do that
25:52We've all been waiting
25:53Okay
25:54I am going in there
25:55Don't, don't, don't
25:57Please don't
25:57Touch me
25:58I'm not touching you
26:01Run, old man, run
26:03Ow
26:03Run
26:04Run where you leave
26:06Get, oh, don't you dare
26:07Don't get
26:07I could start
26:08You were gonna get handsy with me
26:09Not interested
26:11Oh, Casey Dean
26:13You'll be seeing the last of me
26:14Or, I meant you won't be seeing the last of me
26:20Hey
26:21Did you manage to feed him?
26:23I don't know what it is
26:24He just keeps spinning out the nipple
26:25That's because this baby is of superior intelligence
26:28And can tell when he's being tricked out of the experience of a real human breast
26:32Come on
26:32He's not that smart
26:34He doesn't know where I hit his duck
26:42I am beautiful
26:45No matter what they say
26:48Yes, words can't bring me down
26:54No, no, no
26:56You're still here
26:57Ah, thank God
26:58Gloria Aiken, Santi Gold, Aaron Rodgers
27:01You're like my three favorite people ever
27:03Excuse me, what is this?
27:05Sweetheart, you're amazing, okay?
27:07You're obviously gonna be on the show
27:08So, it's someone else's turn now
27:10Yep, go ahead
27:11All right
27:14Um, my name is Ezra Cornell
27:17And I'm just a kindly old fellow with a song in my heart
27:21No, you're a middle-aged man with a lot of makeup on
27:25Busted
27:26Got it, yes, all right
27:28Tried to get your attention with tricks
27:30But you just want to hear me sing, I respect that
27:33We do not want to hear you sing
27:35Gabriella was our last audition
27:37Thank you, goodbye
27:38Nope, can't end like this
27:41Slept in my car last night
27:42Quit my job, burned all my bridges
27:44I went to the bathroom on my boss's car
27:46And I did unspeakable things with Carla Fern
27:49Ooh, flag on the plate
27:50That's, that's what, yeah
27:52Okay, all right, well, here's the song
27:55Far above Cayuga's waters
27:58With her wave so blue
28:03Stands our noble alma mater
28:07What is this song?
28:08Are you insane?
28:10It's the Cornell fight song
28:11Listen, all right, thank you very much
28:13We're not interested
28:14You didn't let me finish, that's not fair
28:16Look, man, you're not terrible
28:17But we've heard a lot of really good singers today
28:19And you're just not good enough
28:21Wow, you guys are really mean
28:23I guess that's the show
28:25Let me try a different song, okay?
28:27Can you do this?
28:28Hey, hobo man
28:29Hey, dapper Dan
28:31You both got your style
28:33But brother, you're never fully dressed
28:36Without a smile
28:40Hey, your clothes may be both probably
28:45Look, you gotta go
28:52You can't just sit here and cry
28:54Oh, I can't so
28:55Just sit here and cry
29:09Thank you
29:13Hey, Kev
29:14How you doing, buddy?
29:15Can't hear you
29:16I'm giving you the silence treatment
29:20How does it feel being ignored?
29:24Okay, I guess it's just that
29:25Phillip got you something
29:27Yeah, a $25 gift card
29:29iTunes
29:30I think there's like $7 left
29:32It's just his way of saying
29:34Thanks for letting me hang out in accounting
29:37Phillip got this for me?
29:38Sure
29:41That was a really cool move
29:43Would you like to hold Phillip?
29:47Yes, that's Kevin
29:50Whoa
29:51Easy
29:52What a chubbers
29:55Whoa
29:56Okay
29:57I'm losing my balance
29:58Now, Kevin
29:59Hey, no
30:00No, no horseplay
30:00Stop it
30:01Hey, do you want to play with the cactus?
30:03No
30:03No
30:04No
30:04So me and Phillip were just talking
30:06And we decided
30:08We're gonna be best friends
30:11He's a little standoffish at first
30:13But once he starts buying you things
30:15Man, you can tell he likes you
30:22We have our decision
30:25You chose one thing
30:27We want to dance with you
30:30You wanna dance?
30:31One dance
30:32All of us together
30:35This is what you want?
30:36Yes
30:37Absolutely
30:37Yeah
30:40Better get some decent speakers up here then
30:43Because we're gonna do this right
30:44Yeah
30:46Yeah
30:48Woo
30:50Hey, you wanted to see me?
30:53Door
30:53Chair
30:57It's about Phillip
30:57I'm sorry he's here today
30:59But I had this
31:00I believe
31:00That that boy
31:02May be a shrewt
31:03And if he is
31:05That child
31:06Needs to be accorded
31:07What is his?
31:08An enormous farm
31:10An inheritance
31:11And the right to be raised
31:13Under rigorous shrewt traditions
31:16You will, of course
31:17Be compensated
31:19With a marriage proposal
31:23How thoughtful
31:24Then the two of you
31:25Would move to my 1600 acre estate
31:27Which, let's face it
31:28Is a big step up
31:29From living in a gay man's closet
31:32If
31:33He is your son
31:36That's a great plan
31:38But he's not
31:40He's not your son
31:44Very well
31:47Can I go back to my desk now?
31:49Yes
32:02What's this?
32:03Well, I've been trying to tell you
32:04How I feel
32:05And
32:06You wouldn't believe me
32:07So
32:10I needed a little help
32:12Jim
32:13I need my assistant
32:14To the regional manager
32:15Code red
32:15Okay
32:16I don't have my pocket
32:17Code chart on me
32:17Right now
32:18So
32:19Now
32:21I have an assistant now
32:22Who can help you
32:23With whatever you need
32:24He is lazy
32:25So crack the whip
32:26Jim
32:26I'm not kidding
32:27I need you
32:33Go ahead
32:34Okay
32:35Um
32:37This is
32:39I'll be right back
32:45What do we got
32:46I was thinking of proposing
32:48To Esther today
32:49Wow
32:49Okay
32:50Congratulations
32:51That's a really big step
32:52Man
32:52She's got a ton
32:53Of great qualities
32:54She's young
32:54She's beautiful
32:55Jeans
32:56So pure
32:56You could lick them
32:58Her family admires me
33:00And my family tolerates hers
33:01A lot of them are the same people
33:02Because we're third cousins
33:03Which is great for bloodlines
33:05And isn't technically incest
33:06Right in the sweet spot
33:08I think you're going to be really happy
33:09Plus her dowry
33:10Contains a walk-in freezer
33:12Full of frozen premium cattle sperm
33:14That's a lot of pros
33:16And did I mention that she weaves
33:17Colorful durable blankets and rugs
33:19It all adds up
33:20So what is the problem?
33:27Angela
33:54I don't know what you want me to tell you man
33:58All I know is that
34:00Every time I've been faced
34:02With a tough decision
34:04There's only one thing
34:07That outweighs every other concern
34:09One thing that
34:10Will make you give up
34:12On everything you thought you knew
34:14Every instinct
34:17Every rational calculation
34:20Some sort of virus?
34:22Love
34:24Oh
34:44The anger swells in my guts
34:50And I won't feel these slices
34:53And cuts
34:58I want so much to open your eyes
35:04Cause I need you to look into mine
35:13Tell me that you'll open your eyes
35:20Tell me that you'll open your eyes
35:26Tell me that you'll open your eyes
35:34I don't know how to help you
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40:13C'est parti !
40:43This expresses how loudly I love you !
40:47It's too loud !
40:54This is a ring, taken from the buttocks of my grandmother,
40:58put there by the gangster patriarch of the Coors dynasty,
41:03melted in a foundry run by Mennonites.
41:05Okay, yes, yes, I will !
41:12I love you !
41:13I love you !
41:16And I lied to you !
41:18What ?
41:19Phillip's your son !
41:21What ? Why would you say that ?
41:22I just needed you to want to marry me, because you wanted to marry me !
41:29Get out !
41:31I'm a dad !
41:32You're a dad !
41:40Hey ! Grab a seat !
41:42We have that table, and that table, but not that table, or that table, or that table !
41:47Floor's up for grabs, Meredith has been hogging the can !
41:55You have to change the channel to PBS !
41:57Yeah !
41:57College baseball's on !
41:59Well, there's a documentary coming up !
42:00Everyone in the bar will love it !
42:01What's it about ?
42:02A paper company !
42:04How many people want the game ?
42:06Yeah !
42:08Who wants PBS ?
42:10Woo !
42:10You !
42:11Sorry, time means I do nothing !
42:15Sir, please !
42:16This show is about me, and my attempts to find love in all the wrong places !
42:23One more for the doc !
42:24Yay !
42:28All right !
42:29Yes !
42:31How was the singing show audition ?
42:33Oh !
42:34Eh !
42:35Whatever !
42:36No big deal !
42:38Okay !
42:3930 seconds to show time !
42:42I feel scared a little !
42:44Yeah, I'm not ready for this !
42:45No one is ready for this !
42:47You can't be ready for this !
42:48We don't even know what this is !
42:49One thing we do know, nothing will ever be the same !
42:53Here we go !
42:58All right, Jim, your quarterlies look very good !
43:01How are things going at the library ?
43:02Oh, I told you !
43:03I couldn't close it, so...
43:04So, you've come to the master for guidance !
43:07All right !
43:08Well, let me show you how it's done !
43:33Let's go !
43:35See you in the next one !
43:36Can I see you in the next one ?
43:37retina free it !
43:43It's a bit easier !
43:44To go !
43:44Here we go !
43:45You can see you in the next one !
43:45Just one thing you can see !
43:45I'm not..
43:46You can see you next one !
43:47Merci.
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