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00:30Jim and Dwight Schrupert
00:31I was the dynamic, likable winner
00:33That was doted upon by Mom
00:39And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist
00:43Pretending to belong
00:44And the client never knew any of that
00:47But I knew
00:49I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills, Jimbo
00:52Because it's time for another episode
00:53Of Handsome and Stinky Paper Brothers for Hire
00:55Sorry, Stinky, you can't do it
00:57Too busy
00:58Oh, God, this again?
00:59You're stinky
01:00Okay, there's no possible way I can get there
01:02So just ask Phyllis
01:03She can be your older sisters
01:04Phyllis, my sister?
01:05More like my dead great-great-grandmother
01:07Who died of stupidity
01:08I have ears, Dwight
01:10Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis?
01:13Like all human beings
01:15We all have ears
01:18See what you leave me with here, Jim?
01:20Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now
01:22How is that my problem?
01:23Get in your car and drive down here
01:24You can make it in 30 minutes
01:25If you drive 240 miles per hour
01:28Huh
01:28How long would it take me
01:29If I drove 300 miles an hour?
01:31Hmm
01:32That's a good question
01:34300
01:37180
01:40That comes to 25 minutes
01:43Yes
01:43Oh, well
01:44Thank you, Jim
01:46Yes, I am better than you
01:47Thanks for acknowledging that
01:49Okay, bye-bye
01:50I love you
02:11Daryl, looking good
02:13I'm heading to Philly
02:14Interview with Jim's company
02:15Hey, good luck
02:16When you get to Philly
02:17Will you tell Jim I miss him?
02:18Why don't you come along
02:19Tell him yourself
02:20That'd be great
02:21Kind of like ditching school
02:23Except instead of getting suspended
02:24You get
02:26What do you get?
02:29Oh, my God
02:30Why didn't I think of this?
02:32Andy's not here
02:35Oh, hey, Aaron
02:36I'm expecting a shipment of pens
02:38Can you cover that?
02:39Mm-hmm
02:39Cover that
02:40What does that mean exactly?
02:41What are we talking here?
02:42Details
02:43A delivery guy
02:44Will deliver a box of pens
02:46And you just make sure
02:47Everything's in order
02:47What?
02:48Everything?
02:49What?
02:50How do I make sure it's in order?
02:52I haven't been trained for this
02:54Okay, see you later
03:07Hey, guys
03:09Clark
03:09Hey
03:10Hey, look who's back
03:11Dwight Jr.
03:12Hey, so how was it?
03:14I mean
03:14The sex
03:16With Jan
03:17A gentleman doesn't discuss such matters
03:19Especially when the feelings of a lady are involved
03:22Women reached their sexual peak
03:23At whatever age Jan was last week
03:25I mean, it was
03:26Like making love with a wild animal
03:30But not like a cougar
03:31Like you might think
03:32It was, uh
03:33Like a swarm of bees
03:37Bees that just find something wrong
03:39With every hotel room
03:41Nothing wrong with being a gentleman
03:43Like my mom used to say
03:44Talk classy, act nasty
03:46What's with the wig, Meredith?
03:48What, is it on backwards?
03:52Oh
03:53You got it, you fixed it
03:55Uh, I have a gift from Jan
03:58It's an espresso maker
03:59Oh
04:00We came to be quite fond of espresso on the Amalfi Coast
04:03So
04:03Bon appétit
04:07Ooh
04:08Sixteen types of espresso
04:09Now that's Italian
04:11My friend has one of these
04:12Full proof espresso every time
04:14Always with the friends, Oscar
04:16Can't we just enjoy the new espresso machine?
04:18Actually, it's pronounced espresso
04:20Wait
04:20That's what you said
04:22I apologize
04:23I just assumed you would mispronounce it
04:25So
04:29There he is
04:31We are all so proud of you
04:33For the small part that you played
04:34In Landing the White Pages
04:36Prouder of me
04:38But
04:38If you really want to show appreciation
04:40Just give me half the commission
04:41Gosh, you know
04:42I wish I could
04:43But, uh
04:45No
04:46Hey, listen
04:47Remember how everyone used to call you Dwight Jr.
04:49And how much you loved that?
04:50I loved it
04:52How would you
04:53Like to pretend to be my son
04:55In order to land a sale
04:56If it'll lead to me
04:58Being a salesman
04:59I'll pretend to be your friend
05:01Then looks like we have a deal
05:04Son
05:10Hey guys
05:11Hey
05:12Look at Liz
05:13Uh, sorry
05:14Super busy
05:15Pen's coming in later
05:16Just grabbing a java
05:17Before all hell breaks loose
05:18Try this one
05:19Thank you
05:23I don't really have time to think about
05:25Pete right now
05:25I just have a lot going on
05:27With this whole shipment of pens
05:28And I have a lot of people trusting me
05:30And I would feel super guilty
05:31If I broke anyone's trust
05:33About the pens
05:35You ready for your interview?
05:36I was born ready
05:38No
05:39I suck at interviews
05:40I had Andy's job in the bag
05:42Until my interview
05:43Well, you shouldn't be nervous about this
05:44This is a tiny startup
05:46With a bunch of guys
05:47Just as dorky as Jim
05:49Yeah
05:49I guess
05:50Really
05:51You can't be scared
05:52Of a room full of Jim's
05:54I love the guy
05:55But he's basically
05:56Gumpy with hair
06:00Hey
06:00It's kind of funny
06:01Father and son sales team
06:03Meeting with a father and son
06:04Suit store
06:06You know, you're right
06:08We hadn't even thought of that
06:10Had we, boy?
06:11No, we sure hadn't, Pop
06:13Oh, you're a hunter, I see
06:15Spend your early mornings out in the blinds
06:18Like Clarky and me, huh?
06:20He calls me Clarky
06:21Because he's my dad
06:22Guilty
06:23They don't meet many hunters these days
06:25My dad is the best hunter there is
06:28I mean, he's like a serial killer
06:30Of animals
06:31One time he snuck up behind a sleeping deer
06:34And just sawed his head right off
06:36It was sick
06:40It was his birthday
06:41Just turned three
06:43So
06:45You guys, I kind of think I want to try them all
06:47Is that crazy?
06:49Yeah
06:49Look, without a taste test
06:50How are we supposed to know which flavors we like to reorder?
06:53Taste test?
06:54I'm in
06:56YOLO
06:58What?
06:59It's a thing
07:00It means you only live once
07:01Yeah, we're aware of what it means, Oscar
07:04You just do not look cool saying it
07:06Well
07:07All right, everybody
07:08Who's in?
07:09Yep
07:12Angela
07:14Don't make us come over there
07:15Nah, I don't
07:16No
07:17All right, let's go
07:19Can I just agree without putting my hand in?
07:22No
07:22No way
07:24Fine
07:30Okay, guys
07:31We all drink them all
07:33We all drink them all
07:35Yes
07:36Yes
07:37Yes
07:38Hey, where's my ring?
07:40I'm sure it'll turn up
07:44Yes, ma'am
07:44You want to go east on Franklin
07:46Take that all the way to Commonwealth
07:47You see us on the right side
07:48You can't miss us
07:49Whoa
07:50Yes, sir
07:51And I want to reach every demographic possible
07:53I hear what you're saying
07:54And we will
07:54The thing is
07:55We got to lock down this key demographic first
07:57The rest will come
07:58I promise
07:58Just give me a couple weeks, all right?
08:00We're talking weeks here
08:00Not months, right?
08:01Weeks, always weeks
08:02Man, the last time I talked months
08:03Was like
08:04A million weeks ago
08:06All right
08:06Good
08:07Thanks, Dennis
08:08Appreciate it
08:10Hey
08:11How are you?
08:12Good
08:12What are you doing here?
08:13I just wanted to see you
08:14That's so great
08:15Damn
08:16Jim
08:16You got a real Facebook image you're going on here
08:19You Zuckerberg this place out
08:21It's pretty great, right?
08:22I mean, we're coming along
08:23Hey, Wade
08:24We got to just push up Dennis' timeline
08:26Okay
08:27Um, actually, you know what?
08:28Give me one second, okay?
08:30Make yourselves at home
08:32But I think that all of your concerns will be answered
08:35When you see the brochure that Clark's getting out of my car
08:37He's a good boy
08:38Does whatever I say
08:40I can't relate to that
08:42My son hates my guts
08:44Oh?
08:45Really?
08:46Bring him into the business and he resents me
08:48How do you like that?
08:50Well, things between me and Clark are good, not great
08:53In fact, I will say that they are not even good
08:57Really, they're bad
08:59Like you and your son
09:01Here you go, Pop
09:03I know it was just a couple minutes, but
09:04God, I missed you
09:06What took you so long?
09:08Were you loitering out there like a hooligan smoking a doobie?
09:13I sure was
09:14Just like he taught me, looking cool
09:16You're being disrespectful
09:20And I love you for saying now
09:23And we all get along
09:25Ha ha!
09:28I just burned him
09:30Because the truth is
09:32Our relationship is
09:34Terrible
09:36Terrible
09:37Yes!
09:38Genius
09:38Stupid, stupid genius
09:44Wow, this place is so great
09:48I had no idea
09:49On the phone, you made it sound kind of dinky
09:51This company's going down
09:52I want to go down on it
09:53With it
09:54I want to go down with it
09:55Are you cool to just hang out?
09:56Sure, no problem
09:57Yeah?
09:58You ready?
09:59Yeah
09:59Let's do it
10:15The pen delivery went amazing
10:17And now I've got all these pens just waiting to be unpacked
10:20But Pam did not tell me to unpack the pens
10:22And I'm not one of those people who's just like
10:23Uh, sure
10:23I'll accept the pens when they come in
10:25And then as soon as your back's turned
10:26I unpack the pens and get all this credit
10:27As some great pen unpacker
10:29On the other hand
10:31They are just sitting here
10:32Pam didn't tell me not to unpack them
10:35Don't want to be a busybody
10:36But I don't want to be a lazybones
10:37Busybody
10:38Lazybones
10:38Busybody
10:39Lazybones
10:39Ah
10:39My brain is ping-ponging around in my head right now
10:41It's insane
10:42I'm sorry
10:43What was your question again?
10:45Oh, yeah
10:47No
10:47I've never had an espresso before
10:49They're good, though
10:52Bam
10:53My favourite is
10:55Viennese Amaretto
10:56And the worst flavour I've tried so far
10:58Is Alpine Select
11:00Yes
11:03One
11:05Two
11:06Stop it
11:06That's enough, Kevin
11:07Stop it, Kevin
11:08That's enough
11:09So for your menswear catalogue
11:10I think we can offer you some very competitive pricing
11:13I heard that before
11:14Well, I understand
11:14I'll bet you have
11:15He knows nothing about what people have heard before, my son
11:18Here we go again
11:19Another lecture from the old man
11:21Listen to him
11:22He created you
11:23Maybe if you listened a little bit
11:24You'd improve
11:25No wonder women despise you
11:27Women don't despise me
11:28His last girlfriend was a transvestite
11:31I knew it right away
11:32Adam's apple like the prow of a ship
11:34Thumbs like a lowland gorilla
11:36But this one couldn't see it
11:38Or didn't want to see it
11:39Alright, that's enough
11:40Because I could say some things about him too
11:42Yeah, like what?
11:43Like the time that you got drunk
11:45And then killed those kids on their way to prom
11:48That never happened
11:49He's always been a liar
11:50Ever since he was a little kid
11:51And he got caught saving treats
11:53From the kitty litter box
11:55Tumbling from every pouch in his trousers
11:58There's obviously a volume discount
12:00Following the cat around on his knees
12:02With his hands cupped beneath its tail
12:05Going, please kitty, may I have some more?
12:07You can't make this stuff up
12:09No, I think someone could make it up
12:12Someone with very few friends
12:14Hey, fellas, sorry to keep you waiting
12:15Here he is
12:16My son
12:18You got cat turd collector written all over him
12:23Did you say cat turd collector?
12:26So definitely looking to expand our market
12:28But for now we're just concentrating on athletes
12:30That are popular here in the Northeast
12:31Of course that's not a mandate
12:34Mandate
12:34I always think of two men on a date
12:42I have gay friends
12:44I have one gay friend, Oscar
12:48All right, so what makes you think
12:49You'd be a good fit here?
12:57Okay, um
13:00All right
13:03Obviously y'all are really busy
13:04And I don't want to waste your time anymore
13:06I'm sorry, I just, uh
13:10Obviously I'm not qualified to be here, man
13:13I'm a warehouse manager
13:16Daryl, I was a newspaper editor
13:18Science teacher, volleyball coach
13:20I work at a home shopping network
13:23I'm a lawyer
13:24I'm the only one here who can honestly help
13:27I mean, as you know, I was a paper salesman
13:30Hey, I find it helps if you just picture everybody naked
13:36Cool
13:38Hey, thanks
13:40So how about we start over?
13:42Daryl, do you have any, uh, thoughts on the company?
13:45Yes
13:46Yes, as a matter of fact
13:47I, uh, I wrote something down
13:51There you go
13:55Wow, this guy came prepared
13:56That impresses me
14:02So, this is what 2 p.m. looks like around here
14:08I usually take a siesta about now
14:16Stocking pens, huh?
14:17You're like the new office administrator
14:19No
14:20I just took over the pen shipment
14:21Because Pam had to leave
14:23When I say it out loud
14:24I know that sounds insane
14:24But it's the truth, I swear
14:26Pam
14:27Pam
14:27Look out
14:28Aaron's gunning for your job
14:30No, I'm not
14:31It's not like that at all
14:32Forget it, I'm so sorry
14:35Pens, you did not buy into this
14:38I am sorry
14:39What a day you've had
14:43By the way, Jim talks about you all the time
14:45That's sweet that he talks about me
14:46It's too bad he still has to work part-time in Scranton, though
14:50Well, that's funny
14:50Because I think of him as working part-time in Philadelphia
14:53We can't wait until you move here
14:58I'm sorry, you guys are here to sell us paper
15:00Do you mind? The men are talking
15:02Sons used to idolize their fathers
15:04What's old-timers need to stick together?
15:06And how better than by signing a contract?
15:10I'd love to
15:11Sam Jr. here, he runs a business now
15:14Kind of pushed me out, truth be told
15:16I'm just here for human contact
15:18Okay, Bob
15:21Wait, so you're the boss?
15:24That's right
15:25Hi, I'm Clark
15:27Hey, let's talk
15:28Okay
15:30So if you look at our catalogue here
15:32Well, thanks for coming down, Daryl
15:34It was nice meeting you, Daryl
15:35I think you'd fit in great here
15:37Yeah, yeah, me too
15:38I think it'd be like
15:41You know what?
15:42I think it'd be like a Kevin Durant jump shot
15:45Perfecto
16:00Oh my god
16:04They're the ones who put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop
16:07It's like if I put a glass of milk on the edge of a table
16:10And CeCe knocks it over
16:11I don't blame CeCe
16:12So I'm like a three-year-old girl in this scenario
16:15Say they don't hire you
16:17It's not like you're out on the street
16:18You have a great job with people who love you
16:21And I only get to see Jada on the weekends
16:24And you know, I'm not so sure I'd like living in Philadelphia
16:28Right? Thank you
16:30It's just Philly
16:31Everyone's acting like it's New York or Paris or London
16:34Who needs it?
16:35Not us
16:38Okay, so the consensus was that that was unique
16:42They're going to make you pay for the fish
16:45And they wanted to know when you can start
16:49What?
16:52How about yesterday?
16:56Congratulations
16:56Thank you
16:58I guess you got to move to Philly after all
17:00Yes, I love Philly
17:03No, I'm not upset
17:07I'm really excited for Daryl
17:11Maybe I'm a little disappointed
17:12That we'll be losing him
17:18It feels really hot in here
17:19Is it hot in here?
17:20It feels really, really hot in here
17:21It's insane
17:22They need to have the AC on year round
17:24January 2
17:27I don't get a point
17:28It's a stupid window
17:31I mean, look
17:32You and I both know
17:33That in paper or fashion
17:35Styles change
17:36Check out my dad's suit
17:38You are looking at pure acrylic
17:40That's why his face always breaks out
17:42Does that suit come with a fire extinguisher?
17:46You know what, Dad?
17:48Maybe you should buy me a suit
17:49I mean, I'm going to need one, right?
17:51If I'm ever going to get a real job
17:53And move my lazy ass out of your GD house
17:56He's got you there
17:58That's Italian silk
18:00Very comfortable
18:01Very tasteful
18:02Although expensive
18:03Yeah, you don't want Italian
18:05You'll look like a Mafia Don
18:06Next thing you know
18:07You'll be doing life at Rikers Island
18:08Ah, that's better than looking like
18:10The Undertaker from Boring Island
18:12That place doesn't exist
18:13It's not a documented island
18:16Cartograph much?
18:21How do I look?
18:24Actually
18:25You look great
18:26They steered your right
18:28I guess it does make sense
18:29Buying from a father-son team
18:32You know what?
18:33I'll take one, too
18:35Everyone
18:35Now that we have all this energy
18:37Why don't we move a copier
18:39Into the annex
18:39Like we've always wanted to?
18:41Whee!
18:42Freaking A!
18:43Huh?
18:43So long, noise
18:44One, two, three
18:47Oh!
18:48And we have torn up the car pedal
18:50We're going to be in so much trouble
18:51Wait!
18:54It's beautiful
18:56Hardwood
18:57I always knew it was down here
18:59I just never dreamed
19:00That I would actually see it
19:01Carap the car pedal!
19:04Kill that fish
19:06And they still hire me
19:07That's how you do that, baby
19:10It's all good
19:11I'm ready
19:11Y'all ready for this?
19:14Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
19:16Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
19:19Uh, uh, uh, uh
19:23Everybody dance now
19:24Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
19:28Uh, uh, uh, uh
19:29Kevin, move
19:30I can't pull up the rug
19:31If you're standing on it
19:32With your rhinoceros feet
19:33Well, I can't stand here
19:35If you pull the carpet out
19:36From under me
19:37Oh, my head is killing me
19:39Does anyone have a baby aspirin?
19:41Oh, enough with the whining already
19:43Why don't you just have some more coffee?
19:44It's all gone
19:45I didn't get a chance to try them all
19:47Because Creed poured my Bogota Sunrise in the plant
19:50I saw the leaves twitch
19:51Shut up
19:52You shut up
19:53Everybody shut up and work
19:55We don't work for you
19:56Yeah
19:57Yeah
19:57Hey, it's five o'clock
20:05Kevin, can you
20:06What is going on?
20:12Yes
20:13We did it
20:14Well, you opened the door
20:16I've
20:17Hey, so
20:18All that really specific cat turd business
20:21That was about you, right?
20:23You got me
20:25I used to collect them
20:27Why?
20:28Each one is very different
20:30Like a snowflake
20:48Hey, what happened here?
20:50You left me in charge of the pens, Pam
20:52That's what happened
20:53The pens happened
20:59Are the pens here?
21:22Are the pens here?
21:25Do an occupy
21:26Well, you get your husband
21:27We have in charge of the pens
21:27Do
21:38anoise And
21:39then you Do個
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