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00:30And in the morning there's a mini-reunion
00:32A kind of, uh, where-are-they-now panel
00:34At a local theater
00:35It'll be nice to see everyone again
00:38I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go
00:45Today marks several important milestones
00:48Stanley, as you know, is retiring
00:56I've been looking forward to this day
00:57Since I was 18 years old
01:00And our next and most thickly frosted cake
01:04Is for Kevin
01:06Yes
01:08Wait, why?
01:10Go ahead and just read the frosting
01:13Get out?
01:15What does that mean?
01:16It's a colloquial way of saying you're fired
01:18Kevin, which you are
01:19What?
01:20Dwight, you can't do that
01:22The cake is spoken, Pam
01:23Sorry
01:25Well, if anyone here can make a case for Kevin staying
01:28Based on his merit
01:39I'm good
01:40Well, Toby will stop it
01:42Anytime anyone's ever been fired, Toby's blocked it
01:45So
01:45Yeah, yeah
01:46I don't think
01:47But Toby, wait, wait
01:48Hold that thought
01:49Here's your cake
01:54Bye-bye, Toby
02:23At least I got hot
02:41I bike to work now
02:42Saves on gas
02:43Cheaper than a vasectomy
02:44And, uh, oh yeah
02:46It's good for the environment
02:49Pam and I are great
02:50She just recently finished her mural
02:52For the Irish Cultural Center
02:58And Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices
03:01For reasons he explained to us in Japanese
03:05Angela, are you ready for the wedding?
03:08Yes
03:09My heart is so open
03:11I'm so at peace
03:14Ugh, look at Meredith
03:16She's disgusting
03:18Those feet
03:20They're like the paws of an orangutan
03:22I think she looks good
03:23Now that she's wearing sports bras
03:25We don't see her boobs as much
03:27That is all
03:27Have a good morning
03:28Thank you
03:32What was that for?
03:34To remind you that our wedding's gonna be wonderful
03:36I know
03:37It just feels so empty
03:39With so many of the old gang gone
03:41Tea is gonna be perfect
03:43The only people that need to be there
03:45Are you and me
03:46Oh, and the old man to feed us the cheese
03:48That he's been fermenting since the day of my birth
03:50You keep forgetting about him
03:51I don't know why
03:54I brought in some new faces
03:56And one old
03:57I always liked Devin
03:59I hired him back after Creed faked his own death
04:02In the Baylor the day after the doc aired
04:03The only person he fooled was Kevin
04:05Then the police showed up
04:07Turns out, Creed was in the band
04:09The Grassroots in the 1960s
04:11During that time, the police say
04:13He sold drugs
04:14And trafficked in endangered species meat
04:17And stole weapons grade LSD from the military
04:24Some fudge?
04:25Oh, thanks
04:26I love your fudge
04:29I think I gained a couple pounds since I got here
04:31Oh, you can afford it
04:34After 16 years, it's strange sitting across from somebody who isn't Stan Lee
04:40But he'll get there
05:11Okay, the limo's gonna be here at 5
05:12Wait, Jim, I forgot to mention
05:13Oftentimes in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties
05:15There are accidental murders
05:16That won't be necessary tonight
05:18Well, great, now we've got three hours to fill
05:20Okay, hold on
05:21Are you sure Moses isn't gonna show up?
05:23Ever since Angela moved in
05:24And Moses had to stop sleeping at the foot of my bed
05:26He's been acting pretty weird about this whole wedding thing
05:29Moses been weird?
05:30Someone like him
05:42Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it
05:43Why not?
05:45America's Next Acapella Sensation aired my audition
05:48And when I started sobbing uncontrollably
05:50Apparently that struck a chord with quite a lot of people
05:55Not a very compassionate chord
05:58The clip went viral
06:00Two million hits in the first week
06:02And then the parodies started
06:04One from the Philippines got 12 million hits
06:13And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it
06:20Oh, come on, baby Wawa
06:22Don't be such a baby
06:24Oh, no
06:28It's gonna be alright
06:30It's gonna be alright
06:33For we got nothing, I'm Seth Meyers
06:35That's baby Wawa, goodnight
06:38After my clip blew up
06:39I actually got a call from the double rainbow guy
06:41And the fat Star Wars kid
06:43Turns out they have a support group
06:47Not really my scene
06:50Years ago
06:51The Senator promised a left turn lane by the Arby's
06:55So I want to know
06:55Where in the name of Horsey Sauce is it?
06:58Well, yeah, you
06:58Hold on
06:59Hi
07:00I keep seeing this symbol in the accounts from last year
07:03It's all over the place
07:05I don't know what it means
07:06That's the reason Kevin got fired
07:07It's his magic number
07:09He used to use it to balance his accounts
07:11He used to call it a 11
07:12He told Wyatt
07:13A mistake plus 11 gets you home by 7
07:16He was home by 4.45 that day
07:22Oh, I live in Poland now
07:24The Scranton of the EU
07:27Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend
07:30I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow
07:32Can't wait to see everyone
07:35Well, almost everyone
07:36Hello
07:38Hello
07:40Oh
07:40Hi
07:41No
07:44How did you know my plane had arrived?
07:46How long have you been stalking me?
07:48Oh, no, no, no
07:48My plane just got in
07:49From New York
07:51Are you still with Piotr?
07:52No
07:52And I thought I unfriended you
07:54Anyone can follow a Twitter feed
07:58Want to share a cab?
08:01After Dwight fired me
08:02I moved to New York
08:03To write the great American novel
08:06I have six roommates
08:09Which are better than friends
08:10You know, because they have to give you
08:12One month's notice before they leave
08:17Heyo
08:17Andy
08:19You're back?
08:20Yeah
08:20That's baby Wawa, right?
08:22Oh my God
08:23Hey, man, good to see you
08:25Thank you
08:26Yeah
08:27Andy
08:27Hey
08:28Aw, a bear hug
08:30From my favorite mama grizzly
08:31Andy, I've been worried about you
08:33How are you?
08:35A little warm
08:36Poor, poor, easy
08:39Aw
08:40Thank you, Phyllis
08:41Hello, hello
08:41Hey
08:43Daryl
08:44Hey
08:45What's up?
08:46Didn't I just see you at the airport
08:47Jumping in a limo?
08:48What?
08:49Must have been another devilishly handsome
08:50Debonair individual
08:51Hmm
08:52Hey, man, how you doing?
08:53I, um
08:54I didn't call because I figured you changed the number
08:56No, I didn't change the number
08:58All good, though
08:59Phone never rings
09:02What?
09:03Aw
09:04Surprise!
09:05I thought you guys couldn't come
09:06Yeah, but then they moved the panel to the same weekend
09:08And the doc crew paid to fly us in
09:10It was kismet
09:12Kismet?
09:13Yeah, right
09:14Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend
09:18You remember my two lap band surgeries, right?
09:20Neither do I
09:22Gutenprunk number one
09:24You ready for the night?
09:25We gonna tear up the town?
09:26Uh, better ask Jim
09:28And Jim will say nothing
09:31Daryl!
09:32Andy!
09:33Hey, Pam!
09:34Hey, Pam!
09:35How are you?
09:35We're fine
09:37Yeah
09:38And I'm sure that you guys are fine, too
09:41Because why wouldn't you be?
09:43Mm-hmm
09:44Daryl
09:44Oh, my gosh
09:45How is Austin?
09:46Tell me everything
09:47How's the merger?
09:48I feel like I read about athlete all the time
09:50I love it
09:50And it's athlete now
09:52And the city is amazing
09:55Yeah?
09:56Yeah
09:56Yeah, it's hot
09:57The music is awesome
09:59And the tacos are for real
10:01Wow
10:01That sounds incredible
10:03Oh, guys, limo's here
10:05Let's do this
10:07Change if you need to
10:07Okay, you guys, have fun
10:10You too, Andy
10:16Yeah
10:16Oh!
10:18Oh!
10:19Haven't been in one of these in forever
10:22They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party with the girls
10:25Really?
10:26Such a cliche
10:28I'm a man
10:29So I'm going to the bachelorette party with the boys
10:32I just have to remember how I acted before I came out
10:37What's up?
10:43Wait, why are we stopping?
10:44Jim, this isn't on the itinerary
10:46Jim, what?
10:47Jim, what?
10:47Get out
10:48Come on!
10:49What?
10:52What, you going to whack me, Jim?
10:54No, Dwight
10:55You'll be doing the whacking
11:03A bazooka
11:04You remembered
11:05Of course I did
11:09Get out of my way
11:17Okay!
11:19Jim, front, number two
11:21Yeah!
11:22Yeah!
11:25Private room
11:26Yeah, bros
11:27Amazing
11:29Enjoy?
11:30Enjoy?
11:30Hey, I know you
11:32You going to sit here and cry?
11:33Okay, man
11:34Easy
11:35Hey, dude
11:36Leave him alone
11:37What are you doing?
11:37Jim, it's fine
11:38He'll just get you on his cell phone
11:40And then that'll go viral
11:42That happens a lot?
11:44Yeah, I guess
11:44But things are going well, actually
11:47I spoke at Cornell during commencement week
11:51I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke
11:53But it was a huge success
11:56Well, I bet it was a smash
11:57That's how I got my new job in the admissions office
11:59Is that a volunteer program?
12:02No, it's a job
12:05These are going great
12:06Let's get a drink in here
12:08Yes
12:11Let's get this party started
12:13Where's my angel?
12:14Ah!
12:16This is my big sister, Rachel
12:18No, this is my big sister, Angela
12:22We're very close
12:23We even have our own special language
12:26Bafaloxus, Broflex Waffine
12:27And Bafaloxus
12:30People love it
12:32You do
12:35Man, how long have we been sitting here?
12:37Hi, boys
12:38Oh, here we go
12:40Oh, thank God
12:41We are famished
12:43Ray, did somebody order the chef's special?
12:47Right there
12:47No, we haven't ordered anything
12:49No one's even taken our drinks
12:50What is the chef's special?
12:53I bet you boys have a big appetite
12:58Oh, we do
12:59So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please
13:02And tell us about your heartiest soups
13:04Mmm, I know what you want
13:06I know exactly what you want
13:09Yes, an onion loaf for the table
13:11But that's not all
13:12Now, the chef's special sounded good
13:13What is it exactly?
13:15Oh, shh
13:16Okay, what are you doing?
13:17Are you giving me a taste of the chef's special?
13:19Mmm
13:21Tastes like cigarettes
13:23That won't work
13:24That's no good
13:26Oh, what?
13:27Oh, what's that?
13:29Okay
13:30Oh, boy
13:33Oh
13:35Heard you guys need some pipes fixed
13:37Or cleaned or whatever
13:38Angela, special repair man is here
13:41Wait, what is this?
13:42Shut up
13:43Jakey?
13:45Mom?
13:46Wait, wait, what?
13:48Oh, man
13:49No, no, no, no
13:50Just do your work
13:51Pretend mom's not here
13:52Oh, that seems inappropriate
13:54Give him a good show, my little entrepreneur
13:57Okay
13:57Take it off
14:00Yeah, good song choice, Jakey
14:03Stripper's only as good as a song
14:04Whoa
14:05Oh
14:06Oh
14:08Oh
14:11Oh
14:12Oh, wow
14:14Wow
14:16Okay
14:17Woo
14:19Woo
14:20Woo
14:20Go, Meredith
14:22Stripper sun
14:25I don't know
14:27I don't know
14:28Oh
14:29Oh, my God
14:29Wow
14:30Be gentle, Jakey
14:31Gentle
14:32Okay
14:32Hold on
14:35Okay, if anything
14:36This is rougher
14:37Stop it, Meredith
14:39Sorry, my bad
14:40Go here, Jakey
14:42Oh, no
14:43It's okay
14:43Thank you
14:44You know what?
14:45You don't have to go
14:46No, no, no
14:46No, no, no
14:47It's okay
14:48Now, for the last time
14:49I'd like a side salad
14:50With balsamic
14:51Dwight, for the last time
14:52She's not a waitress
14:54You're telling me
14:54If you want her to leave
14:56Just tip her
14:57What for?
14:58We haven't even gotten bread yet
14:59Does anyone want to split
15:01A twice-baked potato?
15:02You have those?
15:04Those aren't deep-fried, right?
15:05That was interesting
15:08What was that?
15:09It's just the wind
15:10Oh, you lock the door
15:12Okay
15:16It's just the wind
15:17See?
15:18Nothing
15:18All right, you know
15:19You don't have to leave
15:20The door wide open
15:21We get it
15:21It's the wind
15:22Just come and shut
15:23Oh, my God
15:26Phyllis
15:26What's happening?
15:28Oh, man
15:29Never thought I'd say this
15:30When I think I ate
15:31Too much bone marrow
15:32Oh, it's the girls
15:34Hey, Pam
15:35What?
15:37Angela's been kidnapped
15:39Phyllis left the door open
15:40And some freak came
15:41And grabbed her and fled
15:43Good old Moe's
15:45They think it was Moe's
15:47Oh, great
15:48He's getting into the spirit
15:49Of the festivities
15:50Fantastic
15:50He just pulled off
15:51A brout and foot
15:52What is that?
15:54A ceremonial bridal kidnapping
15:55He will take the bride
15:57And hide her
15:58At a local pub
15:59And when I find the place
16:00I have to buy everyone drinks
16:02Oh, all right
16:03Oh, Moe's
16:04Wait a minute
16:05About the last pub
16:07You'd ever set foot in
16:08In this town
16:08Great
16:09Which one is that?
16:09Hmm
16:10Hey, driver
16:11Why don't you take us
16:12To 3030 Adams
16:20Is that Moe's?
16:21Yes, it is
16:24I am here for my bride
16:26Well, first
16:27Buy us a drink
16:28If you want your bride
16:30Buy us a drink
16:31If you want your bride
16:32Buy us a drink
16:33Very well
16:34Drink's on me
16:36Bartender
16:39Well, well, well, well, well, well
16:43That's six wells
16:45Did I get that number right?
16:48Dwight?
16:50I heard you bought a bar, Kevin
16:52Yes, I did
16:54This one
16:56Now get out
17:00Why did you pick this place?
17:03Oh
17:03You
17:05You did this as a prank
17:06My own bestish mensch
17:08Nope, not a prank
17:09I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet
17:11Waste of a good hatchet
17:12Okay, just
17:14Talk
17:17Well
17:18I heard you say well the first time
17:20I know Dwight, Mrs. Kevin
17:22I saw him making his portrait out of a wooly-willy
17:26Tomorrow's his wedding day
17:27You can't be anything but happy on your wedding day
17:30It was nothing personal
17:32It's just that you were terrible at your job
17:34You're just saying that to make me feel better
17:37No, really
17:37You were terrible at math
17:39And organization
17:40Time management
17:42Personal hygiene
17:43Your internet searches were so filthy
17:45We had to throw out your computer
17:46Is that all it was?
17:49That's it
17:52Come here
17:54I missed you, Kevin
17:55I missed you
17:59Gutenprank
17:59Yes, Moze
18:00Gutenprank number three
18:05You had your drink?
18:07Now, where's my bride?
18:10Moze
18:11What?
18:14Oh, Moze
18:15What the f*** is your problem?
18:17You f***ing f***ing s***
18:24Hey, is Angela
18:25Coming or?
18:26No, we can't see each other on our wedding day
18:28And our legs are still numb from being in the trunk
18:30Right
18:31Hey, guys
18:32Stanley
18:34How's Florida?
18:35Oh, great
18:36Yes, I'm living in Florida now
18:38A little town called Florida City
18:40Just on the edge of the Everglades
18:42The man who delivered my divorce papers came by fan boat
18:45Which was kind of fun
18:47I sit on my porch all day carving birds
18:51I'm the only one that's nervous
18:53How are you doing with this?
18:55Should we have bailed?
18:56No, no, I'm fine
18:57Doesn't seem like anyone cares about us anyway
19:01I guess this was worth being filmed nonstop for nine years
19:06I'm sorry, guys
19:07This is probably on me
19:09I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral
19:12Just sit here and cry
19:13Just sit here and cry
19:15Oh, I can't
19:16So just sit here and cry
19:18If you guys are really mean
19:20You can't
19:20I'm like, yes, no
19:21Slept in my car last night
19:23Quit my job
19:23Burned all my bridges
19:24And I did unspeakable things
19:26You're just not good
19:28You're just not good
19:29Are you insane?
19:31You're just not good
19:32You're just not good
19:34Chill out
19:38People actually dance to this
19:40It's in my jukebox
19:43None of the money goes to Andy, though
19:49Yeah, people hate you
19:52I'll go talk to the manager
19:53Maybe we should just go home
20:01Hey, it's Andy Bernard
20:25How did it feel to see your lives played out on TV?
20:28It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made
20:31It's kind of disgusting
20:32You learn a lot
20:33But I didn't want to know any of it
20:35With today's modern surveillance technology
20:38We are in a constant state of being watched
20:42Whether it's our government
20:43Or the government of other countries
20:45A.K.A. Google
20:46You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were
20:50Uh, no one recognizes me
20:51But now all my friends call me Plop
20:53So, thanks PBS
20:55So romantic
20:57And, um, I think we'd all love to know
20:59Pam, what romantic thing did you do to pay Jim back for leaving athlete?
21:05Well, I mean, how do you pay back, uh, someone for something like that?
21:10But, uh, but I don't know, I'm working on something
21:14She pays me back every day just by being my wife, so that's fine
21:18Oh, okay
21:22All I can say is
21:24If I had Jim, he would have a free pass to do anything
21:29I mean, if I looked into that
21:32He could do anything
21:33Anything
21:36I'm sorry, is there a question?
21:39Uh, no
21:42Pam, what was in the teapot letter?
21:45Oh, um, well, you know, I
21:47I just, I think I would rather keep that private
21:51You know, if you've been filmed for nine years of your life
21:53There'd be some things that you just want to keep to yourself
21:55I hear you
21:56What did it say?
22:00We're gonna move on
22:01Next question, please
22:02Do you find that your life feels pointless
22:05Now that nobody's actually filming you anymore?
22:08Yes
22:12I want to know how everyone felt they were portrayed
22:14Was it accurate?
22:16I got a beef with that
22:17Um, for the first seven years
22:19I was getting my PhD in school psychology
22:21And they didn't show it
22:22Yes, I was getting hammered
22:24But, hey, it was college
22:29I have a question for Jim and Pam
22:32Everyone watching sees how much you love each other
22:35And how you're soulmates
22:37So, Pam, how could you doubt that when Jim moved to Philadelphia?
22:41Um, you know what?
22:42I actually didn't handle that move, uh, very gracefully
22:46From, uh, not communicating to being a little selfish
22:50Listen, um, I was scared
22:54You know, I loved what I had and I didn't want to risk it
22:58And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little
23:03Which was wrong because he's shown me time and again
23:07But when the documentary started airing
23:09People on the street told me that I had this fairy tale romance
23:13But there were a lot of times last year when it did not feel like a fairy tale
23:18But then it got deeper
23:20And it got stronger
23:22And now it's better than a fairy tale
23:24It's like a long book
23:27That you never want to end
23:29And you're fine with that
23:30Because you just never, ever want to leave it
23:35Like Harry Potter
23:37Yeah, like Harry Potter
23:40I have a question for Erin
23:43Really?
23:45Yes, um
23:46Um, the thing I found most compelling about the documentary was
23:51Your search for your birth mother
23:54Thank you
23:56So my, my question is, um, don't you hate her?
24:00I mean, I would, I would just imagine that you were so angry at her that you would hate her
24:08Maybe sometimes
24:10But not like hate, hate
24:13More just like
24:14Mom, I hate you
24:16And then she would say
24:18Go to your room, young lady
24:20And I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs
24:22And I have a room, which is really cool
24:25And then we'd just have dinner together
24:28But I don't know, I'd have to meet her
24:30Thanks
24:35Erin?
24:36Yes
24:40Oh
24:41Oh
24:43Erin?
25:11Same question
25:14What about your dad
25:22Well this feels like a good place to stop
25:25Let's thank all of our wonderful panelists for being here on this wonderful panel today
25:36Next week at the Scranton Cultural Center
25:38Don't forget
25:39Irish Step Dancing Semifinals
25:41Winning team to Mid-Atlantic
25:43And I would like to lecture for the programs to bootunal Italian
25:45Thank you so much for having me band here on this panel
25:45Thanks and Matthew
25:46Thank you
25:59This poem
26:00When was your señor
26:05Zourtüsssheb
26:06Andrea
26:36Générique
27:12Where's the basket for gifts?
27:14Right there, sir.
27:15Oh, hey.
27:18Hi, I'm Dakota.
27:20Jeff Bumundo. I sell ceramic tile out of Newark.
27:23My wife's name is Catherine.
27:24I can show you my social security card if it helps.
27:32Oh, look at this mud.
27:34Can you imagine if I'd won my Jimmy Choo's?
27:36I'd just save you $600, mister.
27:38Thanks for helping out, sweetie.
27:41Kelly!
27:42You're here.
27:43Hey, Ryan.
27:44Hey.
27:46Whose baby is this?
27:47Oh, are you like a manny now?
27:48No, this little guy is mine.
27:51So I was dating this girl, and one day she went out to get a new charger for her e
27:56-cigarette.
27:57Never came back.
27:59Old story in the book.
28:02Say hi, Drake.
28:04Drake is your baby's name?
28:05Yeah.
28:06That is an amazing name. I'm obsessed with Drake.
28:08His last album, it just touched me.
28:10No, Kelly, he's not named after a hip-hop artist from 2011.
28:13It's Drake, like a mix of Drew and Blake.
28:16Cool.
28:17Well, he is so cute.
28:19Robbie, check out this cute baby.
28:21I'm obsessed with him.
28:22Robbie's a pediatrician, and some of his patients are total uggos.
28:26They're called premature, sweetie.
28:28Yeah.
28:28No, it's good to see you again, Ryan.
28:32Thanks.
28:35Oh, boy, maybe your heels are too high.
28:37No, my heels aren't too high.
28:39It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk.
28:42Thanks for not locking the door when I asked you to, Phyllis.
28:48Sorry, Phyllis.
28:49You didn't know.
28:50As long as I can get to the altar.
28:52Oh, I'm going to get you to that altar.
28:54You can take that to the bank.
28:59You ready?
29:00You kidding?
29:02I was born ready.
29:04Wait, wait, wait.
29:07Um, I don't know how to tell you this,
29:09but we have a little bit of a problem.
29:12No, what?
29:14The minister just told me
29:16that it's tradition for the bestish mensch
29:18to be older than the groom.
29:20Oh, come on.
29:22I've never heard of such a thing.
29:23I haven't heard of it, obviously.
29:25But I'm out, because I'm significantly younger than you.
29:28Not significant is a big word.
29:30I think it's definitely.
29:30Well, okay, either way for you.
29:33I'm sorry.
29:36Jim, I just really wish
29:39there was something I could do.
29:49Michael.
29:53I can't believe you came.
29:55That's what she said.
30:03Best prank ever.
30:05Yes!
30:32As is traditional to the shoots,
30:34the lovers are standing in their own graves
30:38as a reminder
30:39that this is the only escape
30:42from what they are about to do.
30:45You see, I get what they're trying to do,
30:46but why are the graves so shallow?
30:57Arise, my love, my fair one,
31:00and come away.
31:02For, lo, the winter is past.
31:05The rain is over and gone.
31:08The time of singing has come,
31:12and the voice of the turtle dove
31:14is heard in our land.
31:17Let me see your face.
31:19Let me hear your voice.
31:21For your voice is sweet,
31:24and your face is comely.
31:28I now pronounce you
31:29man on vive.
31:40Release the dove!
31:53Ladies and gentlemen,
31:55thank you so much for coming.
31:56Now, please,
31:58take your hay bales to the reception.
32:00They'll be used for seating.
32:01Complimentary hay hooks
32:02are placed along the aisles.
32:04Just stab them on in there.
32:13Now, when the winds cry,
32:16Angela,
32:18Angela,
32:19I'll be there for you.
32:21And when the storms scream,
32:24Angela,
32:26Angela,
32:27I'll be there.
32:28Yeah!
32:54See, now you don't owe me anything.
32:57She looks so right.
33:00She is so happy.
33:03Ravi?
33:05Ravi?
33:06Drake has a bit of a rash,
33:08and he's hot.
33:10Oh, no.
33:10I was wondering,
33:11could you maybe examine him
33:12for a second?
33:12Oh, yeah.
33:13You're not feeling what little guy?
33:15Okay, sure.
33:15Should we go inside?
33:16Actually, could you go inside?
33:18I'm feeling a little dehydrated.
33:20I could really use a little break,
33:21have some water.
33:22Are you sure you don't want to go in?
33:23Ravi, just do it.
33:25That baby is burning up.
33:26Isn't this, like, what you live for?
33:27Just go, go.
33:28Thank you, Ravi.
33:29Thank you so much.
33:30This is great for me and for Drake.
33:31Thank you.
33:37I don't know, Ryan.
33:38Maybe Drake didn't look so good.
33:39He'll be fine.
33:40I let him suck on a strawberry.
33:42He's allergic,
33:42but he'll get over it fast.
33:43I had to talk to you.
33:45You gave your baby
33:46an allergic reaction
33:47just to talk to me?
33:50Okay.
33:58Michael has so many pictures
33:59of his kids,
34:00he had to get two phones
34:01with two numbers
34:02and he pays two bills.
34:04Oh my God, it's horny girl.
34:05He's just so happy
34:06to have a family plan.
34:14We're too long to dance like that.
34:16I don't know.
34:17I've just,
34:17oh, it's been really good at dancing.
34:27Is it me?
34:30Is it Nelly?
34:32What's that mean?
34:41I missed you.
34:43I missed you too.
34:47Lots of people think
34:48that Stanley Hudson's
34:49a mean old grump,
34:53but would a grump make this?
34:57It's me.
35:01It's me.
35:07I love you.
35:08I love you too.
35:09We're going to be together forever.
35:10We're running out
35:10into the sunset.
35:11I finally mastered commitment.
35:20I just want to be
35:22loving my wife.
35:24We're leading your mind
35:25to the fire.
35:33Bowls and stuff.
35:34Has anyone seen Ryan
35:35or Kelly?
35:37Oh, yes.
35:38They left together
35:40a little while ago.
35:41Kelly was hoping
35:42that you would keep the baby
35:44so they could start
35:45a new life together.
35:47That's it.
35:48Here.
35:49Call Child Services
35:51and report an abandoned baby.
35:52We'll find a better parent
35:53than Ryan in no time.
35:55Oh, I don't know.
35:57Um, Kevin?
35:59Oh, I can help you with that.
36:01Yeah.
36:02I mean, I can find someone
36:03who will love that
36:06beautiful little boy
36:07the way he deserves.
36:08Hey.
36:09Hey, this is better.
36:11Yes, it is.
36:13Hi.
36:14Oh, yes.
36:15Hey.
36:16Yes, it is.
36:18Oh, yes, it is.
36:20If Ryan wants his baby back,
36:21please tell him
36:22where to find me.
36:24We'll be somewhere
36:25in Europe.
36:27One way.
36:36I feel like all my kids
36:37grew up
36:38and then they married
36:39each other.
36:42It's every parent's dream.
36:45Thank you so much.
36:46Nice.
36:47Good luck.
36:47You've had fun.
36:48Good evening.
36:49The doc crew's throwing
36:50a big after party
36:50in the warehouse tonight.
36:52Yeah, her sounds kind of lame.
36:54No offense.
36:55You going, Toby?
36:57Oh, I don't know.
36:58I'm going to turn in early.
36:59It's only 6 o'clock.
37:01Come on.
37:01Everybody's going.
37:02You have to go, Toby.
37:03Yeah, come on, Toby.
37:04Come on, Toby.
37:04Come on.
37:05Yeah, that's a bye.
37:06Yeah!
37:07There he is.
37:20I need to get out
37:21of this dress.
37:22I've got to get
37:22out of this dress.
37:25Oh, I'm sorry, Pam.
37:27What's going on?
37:30Why are you still here?
37:31I'm so sorry.
37:32They were an hour late.
37:34No, really.
37:35What's going on?
37:35Okay, okay.
37:36Um, so this past year
37:40has been really great.
37:42And you've been great.
37:45and I just,
37:46I know that you had
37:47to make this choice
37:48and you had to give
37:49something up for me,
37:49but I never want you
37:51to have to give up anything.
37:52I just thought
37:53if I could get us an offer,
37:55then there wouldn't be
37:56anything standing in our way
37:57and I could come to you
37:58with this big gym gesture
38:02and show you all at once
38:03just how much I love you
38:05and how much I really
38:06do believe in your future.
38:09Sorry, how long
38:10have you been showing the house?
38:11About two months.
38:12That's why it's so clean.
38:13Yeah.
38:15I mean, you were gonna
38:16do this without me?
38:18Well, you,
38:19you bought the house
38:20without telling me,
38:21so I thought I could sell it
38:22without telling you.
38:24Oh, okay.
38:27Where would we go?
38:30Austin, maybe.
38:33I promise you,
38:34you don't have to do this for me.
38:36I'm doing it for us.
38:39Okay, the last.
38:40We'll take it.
38:41Hold on one second.
38:42The last few months
38:43have meant the world to me
38:44and all I care about...
38:45Hold on a second.
38:46Wait, what did you just say?
38:47We want to buy your house.
38:50Oh.
38:54You want to do this?
38:55I want to do this.
38:56You really want to do this?
38:57I really want to do this!
39:02Oh, my God.
39:07Hey, there.
39:11What?
39:14Yeah!
39:15All right, um...
39:17We're so excited.
39:20Cool.
39:21Oh, that's for PBS executives only.
39:22I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station just to give this.
39:29I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar.
39:31I would love to contribute to your campaign.
39:33Thank you, David.
39:35Uh, could I please tap your attention?
39:39So, a year ago, I got my first art commission
39:42to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin.
39:45And I decided to paint the history of paper,
39:49which was just some trees and stuff.
39:50And then someone spray-painted a bunch of butts on it,
39:54and I had to start from the beginning.
39:56But it all worked out for the best,
39:58because I think that I've painted the perfect thing,
40:02which is the history of us, all of us.
40:07And this is for you, Jim.
40:10And go ahead!
40:19Everyone, let's take our picture in front of the bureau.
40:31Oh, um, I just, I kind of met just everybody from the office.
40:41Very nice.
40:43Just a couple dozen more.
40:46Smiles, everybody, smiles.
40:50All right, that's great.
40:51I got enough.
40:52Thank you, everybody.
40:54Thank you.
40:57Thank you.
40:58Thank you.
41:05Okay, I need a drink.
41:08Yeah, we all need a drink.
41:10What the?
41:12There's only dandelion tea and raisins in here.
41:15Hey, bottom drawer.
41:19Yes.
41:24Oh, it's good.
41:25Right.
41:33Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
41:36Oh, I'm sorry.
41:37Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore.
41:44I didn't watch the whole documentary.
41:46After a few episodes, it was too painful.
41:48I kept wanting to scream at Pam.
41:51It took me so long to do so many important things.
41:55It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been.
42:00Jim was five feet from my desk, and it took me four years to get to him.
42:05It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes.
42:10Not that I'm a tragic person.
42:12I'm really happy now.
42:13But it would just make my heart sore if someone out there saw this,
42:21and she said to herself,
42:24be strong, trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears.
42:29Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn't that long.
42:35If there is one thing that I have learned through this whole experience,
42:41it's that if you film anybody long enough,
42:47they're going to do something stupid.
42:51It's only human natural.
42:55Hey, guys.
42:56Hi.
42:59What about the honeymoon?
43:01Oh, the honeymoon can wait till tomorrow.
43:03We wanted to hang out with you guys.
43:04I mean, when are we all going to be here together again?
43:08Aw, J, P, and D, the three amigos.
43:11It warms my heart.
43:13Hey, what do you say when I get back from our honeymoon,
43:15the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun?
43:19What is that meaningful look?
43:22You know what? Maybe we should talk.
43:25Hey, come here. You guys need to see this.
43:28What is it?
43:28You're probably sitting there wondering what will be your mark.
43:32What will you be known for?
43:34It might surprise you to learn...
43:37I finally feel ready.
43:39Athlete is growing.
43:40Athlete.
43:40And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat.
43:43We'll come back to visit, but I think it's time for us to officially...
43:47No, don't say it. You're fired.
43:48You're both fired.
43:49Dwight, come on.
43:50Don't end on a bad note.
43:51Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance.
43:54The best that I can do is one month for every year you've been here.
43:56That's the max.
43:59Thanks, Dwight.
44:02Hey, and if you're ever in Austin...
44:03Oh, right. For what?
44:05The art? The music? The incredible nightlife?
44:08No, thank you.
44:09But if you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay.
44:13In my barn.
44:15There it is.
44:16Do I get along with my co-workers?
44:19Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore.
44:21I have subordinates.
44:24So, have I gotten along with my subordinates?
44:26Let's see.
44:28My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly headbang to Motorhead.
44:35Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son.
44:40Angela Schrute, my former accountant, is now my wife.
44:43My top salesman, Jim Halpert, was best man at my wedding.
44:46And office administrator, Pamela Beasley Halpert, is my best friend.
44:52So, yes, I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates.
44:58You might feel sorry for me, but I actually feel sorry for you.
45:03Because you're about to leave Cornell.
45:05So say it with me.
45:07Oh, I can so just sit here and cry.
45:11Oh, yes!
45:14You did good. Real good.
45:16Thanks, Dad.
45:17Daryl, I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin thinking about my old pals, my college a
45:25cappella group.
45:26The weird thing is, now I'm exactly where I want to be.
45:31I got my dream job at Cornell.
45:34And I'm still just thinking about my old pals.
45:38Only now they're the ones I made here.
45:41I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.
45:51Someone should write a song about that.
45:54You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper.
45:59It's not much.
46:01But if you see it in the right way, and that's what you did with this documentary.
46:12But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary, and you couldn't once show me doing my origami.
46:38I saw a friend today, it had been a while.
46:56Imagine going back and watching a tape of your life.
47:01You could see yourself change, and make mistakes, and grow up.
47:10You could watch yourself fall in love.
47:14Watch yourself become a husband.
47:17Become a father.
47:20You guys gave that to me.
47:24And that's an amazing gift.
47:29Hey, Jim, remember Flankerton when you did Office Olympics?
47:33It was awesome.
47:34Thanks, Phil.
47:35I still have my medal from that.
47:37Do you even have a mattress?
47:39No, but I still have my medal from that.
47:47Oscar.
47:49Oscar.
47:51I think I'm gay.
47:55Why do you say that?
47:58It's just that I'm so emotional.
48:00You're not gay.
48:01You're not gay.
48:02No, but maybe the reason...
48:04You're not gay.
48:06All the faces that I know
48:10Have that same familiar glow
48:14I think I must have known them somewhere once before
48:18How did you do it?
48:20How did you capture what it was really like?
48:23How we felt, and how we made each other laugh,
48:26and how we got through the day?
48:28How did you do it?
48:30Also, how do cameras work?
48:33Every day when I came into work, all I wanted to do was leave.
48:36So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now?
48:40It all seems so very arbitrary.
48:43I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring.
48:47I took a desk at the back because it was empty.
48:51But I have this miraculous gift to make that place home.
49:05Let's do this.
49:09I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story
49:13with anyone out there who thinks they're the only one
49:16to take a dump in a paper shredder.
49:18You're not alone, sister.
49:21Let's get a beer sometime.
49:28I'm happy that this was all filmed
49:30so I can remember everyone and what we did.
49:35I worked for a paper company all these years
49:37and I never wrote anything down.
49:44I sold paper at this company for 12 years.
49:48My job was to speak to clients on the phone
49:50about quantities and types of copier paper.
49:54Even if I didn't love every minute of it,
49:57everything I have, I owe to this job.
50:03This stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
50:13I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary.
50:19But all in all, I think an ordinary paper company
50:24like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary.
50:29There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things.
50:33Isn't that kind of the point?
50:35I don't think it's a good thing.
50:39I don't think it's a good thing.
50:40I don't think it's a good thing.
50:41I don't think it's a good thing.
50:47I don't think it's a good thing.
50:50I don't think it's a good thing.
50:52I don't think it's a good thing.
50:53I don't think it's a good thing.
50:54I don't think it's a good thing.
50:54I don't think it's a good thing.
50:55I don't think it's a good thing.
50:55I don't think it's a good thing.
50:56I don't think it's a good thing.
50:56I don't think it's a good thing.
51:02I don't think it's a good thing.
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