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00:11Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:31Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:00l'IA.
01:08I think Lozange was the one who installed it.
01:11I got it. Try um...
01:16You know what? It made me laugh when I heard it, but Pam got really offended.
01:20Big boobs.
01:22Drama Queen, nosey...
01:25You're typing big boobs?
01:26J'ai essayé tout de suite.
01:28J'ai essayé de big boobs avec un Z.
01:29C'est le password.
01:31Nous sommes en.
01:32All right.
01:33Oui.
01:34Ce qui est important, c'est que ça nous a gardé en sécurité, les gens.
02:26Woof.
02:27Woof.
02:27Woof.com
02:35Thanks, Sarah.
02:37Sure.
02:40Pam, I don't want to be a lousy snitch.
02:43Okay.
02:44Ryan has been using the color printer for his business a lot, and as office administrator,
02:48you should...
02:48Oh, it's okay.
02:49But it's not for the show.
02:52Yes, I invested in Woof.
02:53It's actually a really great idea, and I can't believe it didn't exist before.
02:57And I know Ryan's kind of a sketchy guy, but hey, I married Jim.
03:01I've done my part for the nice guy.
03:03Now I want a bedroom set.
03:04I think an investor's ski trip, frankly, is the best idea.
03:09It will be a bonding experience.
03:11I love it.
03:11I was looking at a trail map, and I was thinking that we should start on a bunny hill, because
03:15I've never actually been skiing, and then work our way up to Death Drop.
03:21Great.
03:21So, we got our first offer to buy the company.
03:24You're kidding.
03:25We could sell, but why think so small?
03:28We can just get a couple more people involved, really do this thing our way.
03:31You and me, baby.
03:32New investors are key, though.
03:33That's actually why I came in today.
03:35Don't you work her full-time?
03:38Today, I was thinking I would sit down with a few of the people who haven't invested yet,
03:41or we could do that together, if that sounds fun to you.
03:44That does sound fun to me.
03:47Awesome.
03:50Oh, this is good hay.
03:51Yeah.
03:53This is the good stuff.
03:54Mattress quality.
03:55Every fall growing up, my Uncle Eldred used to build us a maze out of hay bales for us kids
04:00to play in.
04:01We called it Hay Place.
04:03Eldred called it Hay World.
04:05Eventually, lawyers were brought in, but that's all behind us, and Hay Place lives on.
04:11Come watch it.
04:12Watch it.
04:14Hello.
04:15Welcome to Hay Place.
04:16A place for hay.
04:17Don't forget to make a broom.
04:19Oh, the petting zoo closes at two, and the goat roast is at three.
04:23Come on in.
04:23Enjoy.
04:24Hay.
04:26I'm kind of in the mood for a roll in the hay.
04:29Roll in the hay.
04:30Five dollars.
04:31No, I meant...
04:34Oh.
04:35A contract.
04:36Mm-hmm.
04:37Yes.
04:38Why don't we meet at the usual spot?
04:42I've got half an hour during lunch in between the historical reenactment of the Dunmore farm slaughters
04:46and the onion boil.
04:48Perfect.
04:48So, excuse me.
04:49Get off of there.
04:50Those are show bales, not play bales.
04:53All right.
04:54Thank you.
04:54I will send the contracts over right away.
04:56All right.
05:03Let's go.
05:04I am on the first hot sale streak of my life.
05:06I think it all comes from feeding Cece, because no matter how much she resists, I sell her those
05:12carrots.
05:13And let's be honest.
05:14If I can make mush carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.
05:20Commission comes out to...
05:24Zero.
05:25Okay.
05:26Well, it can't be zero, Cap.
05:27I entered the sale, and I hit enter, and I said, da-da-da-da.
05:33I'm pretty sure I timesed it right.
05:35You met your commission cap last week.
05:37So, from here until the end of the fiscal year, your commission will be zero.
05:40What are you talking about?
05:41We have a commission cap?
05:42It's a new corporate policy.
05:44Da-da-da.
05:46Is this job really about the money for you, Jim?
05:50I mean, isn't this where you fell in love?
05:52A commission cap takes away my incentive to sell, so you realize I now have no reason to
05:56work, right?
05:57When you're dealing with a large organization, sometimes you have to put up with policies
06:01you don't like.
06:03I wish my GM didn't allow full nudity in the locker room.
06:06Okay, some of these old guys walking around naked feels almost passive-aggressive, but
06:12I deal with it because it's policy.
06:14You see what I mean?
06:14Nope.
06:15Nudity makes me uncomfortable.
06:17Okay.
06:17My GM allows it.
06:19I wish they didn't, but it's policy, so I respect it, and I just keep a low...
06:24Yeah, I look away.
06:26Think about your commission cap as a naked old man in a GM locker room.
06:33Excuse me, everyone.
06:34Sex!
06:36Now that I have your attention...
06:37You don't have our attention.
06:39Money!
06:40I'm listening.
06:41You had me at sex.
06:43Pervert!
06:43You have all of our attention just by screaming anything.
06:46That's good to know.
06:48What do you want to say, Michael?
06:50Woof!
06:52All right, I've warmed them up for you.
06:53You have the floor, Ryan.
06:54How's everybody doing?
06:55Woo!
06:57Good.
06:58Now, a lot of you have already staked out your corner of the woof empire.
07:02Raise your hand if I'm describing you.
07:06Great.
07:07Yes, I have a dream, and it's not some MLK dream for equality.
07:12I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse, and I want to live at the top.
07:19And nobody knows I live there.
07:21And there's a button that I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.
07:29For my current investors, things are going great.
07:32We already have a buyer.
07:33Really?
07:33Who?
07:34Washington University.
07:35I don't even want to think about selling until our numbers get into the billions.
07:39At least.
07:39So I've decided to open up a second round of investment to friends and family.
07:44Oh, God.
07:45Like for college campuses with shooters or gas leaks.
07:48No, no.
07:49Oscar, it's not a digital rape whistle.
07:51Woof is about fun.
07:52That's right.
07:53Fun, communication, connection.
07:55What's your money situation?
07:56Well, it's tight, as with any startup.
07:58Sure.
07:58How long can you sustain this without a cash infusion?
08:00We have nine solid days.
08:02I love these questions.
08:03Keep them coming.
08:04Sorry, nine days until what?
08:06Bankruptcy?
08:07Wait, Ryan, so this could be over by the weekend?
08:10How long do you think a week is?
08:12No, not this weekend.
08:13Next weekend.
08:14We were going to go on the investor's ski trip.
08:17I bought poles.
08:22Well, since I have no incentive to sell, I have cleaned my car, organized my desk, and taken a multivitamin.
08:29So, what now?
08:32Pam.
08:37Okay, now I've tried everything.
08:39Did you prank Dwight?
08:40No.
08:41Well, you like that.
08:42Yeah, it's not as fun if I'm not blowing off work.
08:44I love you, but I'm kind of busy, so I need you to figure this one out on your own.
08:59Oscar said Woof only has enough money for nine days.
09:02Check this out.
09:04All that color.
09:05Look at that.
09:06Triple your investment by January.
09:09Anyone can just throw numbers up on a chart.
09:11What are you doing to make it happen?
09:12Well, earlier today I was emailing someone by the name of John Legend.
09:15There you go.
09:16You have his email?
09:17A lot of these guys are just mac.com, at their website, whatever.
09:21We get that guy wolfing, it's all over.
09:23I want my money back.
09:25Do not talk like that, Stan Lee.
09:27Ryan, just tell us your plan.
09:29Okay.
09:30All right.
09:30I know what you want to see.
09:31I'll be right back.
09:32Okay.
09:39Hey, kids, was that fun?
09:41Yeah!
09:42All right.
09:43I want to go on it again.
09:44Oh, I bet you do.
09:46You know what?
09:46When I was a little kid, they couldn't get me off the hayride.
09:49It's going to cost you three more bucks.
09:52Wow.
09:52This brings back memories.
09:56Haystacking, haythrowing, and at the end of it all, one lucky boy would be crowned hayking.
10:02I always wanted to be hayking, but the world shines on Moe's.
10:14Where have you been?
10:14I've been waiting.
10:15Can we move this to the end of the day?
10:17No.
10:18I think you should make time for it.
10:19I found the neo in the haystack.
10:20Hey, congratulations.
10:22Do you know what your prize is?
10:23I don't know.
10:23Nothing.
10:24Life lesson.
10:25Some tasks are not worth doing.
10:28Dwight?
10:30Wolf t-shirts.
10:31Who wants one?
10:32Just imagine that you're at spring break Daytona Beach.
10:35Here we go.
10:35Okay?
10:36Everyone's like, hey, dude, what's up with all the hotties in the wolf shirts?
10:40Or, hey, what's up with that helicopter?
10:43It's Rye from Wolf.
10:44It's Rye the wolf guy.
10:45No, condoms.
10:4650,000 condoms out of the sky.
10:49Look at that.
10:49He threw them on the ground.
10:50Look, that's just a marketing campaign.
10:52You got nine days.
10:53Let's say you do get the money.
10:54What are you going to do with it?
10:55The first lesson of Silicon Valley, actually, is that you only think about the user.
10:59The experience.
11:00You actually don't think about the money.
11:02Ever.
11:03That sounds weird.
11:04No, it's not.
11:05Not weird, Andy.
11:06And you know what else?
11:07We have an offer from Washington University, so monetize that.
11:11Are you guys meaning about Wolf?
11:13You know that that was my idea, right?
11:15I said to Ryan, I tried to call you and you don't have your phone.
11:18I tried to IM you and you're not online.
11:19I wish there was a way that I could do everything all at once and I could just be like
11:22this
11:22little dog going, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.
11:24Baby, baby.
11:25I think I'm going to sue you.
11:26No, no, no, no.
11:27I do.
11:28This isn't right.
11:28Baby, I help you with your things and you help me with my things.
11:30But that's not right.
11:32I got this.
11:32It's okay.
11:33Don't worry about this.
11:34Is there any particular branch of Washington University?
11:36The Washington University Public Health Fund.
11:39W-U-P-H-F.
11:42Oh, God.
11:43They only want it for the initials.
11:44The domain name.
11:46Yeah, they do.
11:46I move, we sell.
11:47What?
11:48Yeah.
11:48Sell.
11:49Sell.
11:49I have some faith in this idea.
11:52If everybody wants to sell, we sell, right?
11:54I won't sell.
11:55And you know what?
11:56Ryan and I have the majority of shares.
11:58Isn't that right?
11:59Yes.
12:00You alone do, actually.
12:01I, yes.
12:02We're not selling.
12:03I will not sell.
12:07Awesome.
12:11Do you mind if we share this bale?
12:14Sure.
12:15There's no charge to sit on the hay, is there?
12:18Probably.
12:19Yeah.
12:20Wouldn't you think the $10 to build your own broom would include the hay and not just the instructions?
12:25I mean, I'm starting to think this guy is just trying to make money off the holiday.
12:28Yeah, instead of hay place, it should be pay place.
12:31Don't laugh at me.
12:32No, no, no.
12:33I wasn't, though.
12:34I was just laughing at your joke.
12:36No.
12:39Pay place.
12:41Yeah, so we can celebrate Thanksgiving me your money day.
12:45That's humorous.
12:47Thank you.
12:50Do you guys know how to get out?
12:57Hey, Michael.
12:58Can't talk.
12:59Saving a planet.
13:00Oh, we don't recycle.
13:02We don't?
13:03Why have I been separating the trash into whites and colors?
13:06I'm sure no one asked you to do that.
13:10Eight years.
13:13Listen, I know you really like Ryan.
13:15No.
13:15I won't even consider it.
13:16Michael, I hate to say this, but you know this special bond that you've always felt with Ryan where, like,
13:27you're best friends or you're his mentor or something?
13:29Right.
13:30Yes.
13:30Yeah.
13:32Best friend slash mentor.
13:34Michael, I think that that feeling only goes one way.
13:38And I think that Ryan knows that and he's taking advantage of you.
13:45I...
13:46Other people you care about.
13:52You may be right.
13:55I may be crazy.
13:57Don't.
13:58I'm just saying that I think I agree with your point.
14:02Yeah, but in a jokey way where you're going to start singing.
14:06I thought it might make me feel better.
14:08But it just may be a lunatic.
14:17No.
14:21Oh, nice.
14:22Wasting time.
14:23Here we go.
14:23Hey, back off.
14:24It's solitaire.
14:26Hey, kid.
14:27Here you're looking for work.
14:29Talk to me.
14:30How far can you reach those lovely long arms here?
14:34Eh, but no.
14:35How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours?
14:40Good.
14:42Hey, Jim.
14:43Are you distracting these people?
14:45We're working.
14:48Can you at least try to look busy?
14:52The moment Darla put the cupcake in her mouth, her daddy pulled her aside and said,
14:55You're too fat.
14:56No one's going to like you if you're too fat.
15:01Next time I saw David Geffen was at the Buffalo Club.
15:04I love you, you gay bastard, I said.
15:08You gay bastard, I said.
15:11Gay ba...
15:12Game.
15:18Michael!
15:18How's it going, bro?
15:20Good, good, bro.
15:21Hey, thanks so much for having my back out there.
15:22Always have your back.
15:24So any ideas on how we can get over this nine-day hump here?
15:27I have nothing but ideas.
15:29The thing is, they all require money.
15:30Nine days, though.
15:31That's like...
15:32Look, I know I've tapped you so hard.
15:35Yes, you have tapped this.
15:36Hard.
15:38Oh, you are funny, Michael.
15:39People don't give you enough credit.
15:42Maybe I could take a second mortgage on my condo.
15:44Well, a lot of people are doing that, and there don't seem to be any consequences.
15:48And they say the rates have never been lower.
15:50So you would think that's a good idea for me to do?
15:53Think about this.
15:54You and me, on our private plane, flown by our private pilot, eating our private meal, cooked by our private
16:02chef.
16:02Well, we never even have dinner now, so...
16:04We totally should.
16:06Tonight?
16:07I've got to work on this.
16:08Oh, right.
16:08What am I saying?
16:10Okay.
16:10Brain check.
16:11Yeah.
16:14And now, by a show of applause, we will crown this year's Hay King.
16:20All in favor of pure bread.
16:23Put your hands together for mixed bread.
16:27And let's hear it for pure bread.
16:31Hmm.
16:32We appear to have a three-way tie.
16:34I have no choice but to pick the Hay King myself.
16:39I pick...
16:41...me.
16:43I am your Hay King.
16:50Did I truck 300 bales of hay to a parking lot to rectify some childhood disappointment?
16:55Well, then, ask for Miss Angela Martin.
16:59Would I get through to you?
17:02You would.
17:03And if I were to call your house and ask for your wife, would I get through to you?
17:08My wife passed away a few years ago.
17:10How tragic.
17:12Very sorry to hear that.
17:13Thank you.
17:16Help!
17:18Hello?
17:21Oh, help!
17:28Consider it a wolf in person.
17:30You're doing the wrong thing.
17:31You're going to lose Michael's investment, you're going to lose ours.
17:34You got this crazy opportunity to get our money back.
17:36Tell Mike to sell.
17:38If you tell Michael to sell, he'll sell.
17:41I'm betting on myself.
17:42It's a bad bet.
17:44Hello?
17:45Hey, it's an ambush here.
17:47Nobody here believes in this company.
17:49Will you tell them they're wrong?
17:50It's not that we don't believe in the company.
17:51We don't believe in you.
17:52All those in favor of selling, say aye.
17:54Aye.
17:54Aye.
17:55Aye.
17:57Aye.
17:57Aye.
18:00Do not agree to sell, which is to say nay.
18:04What is wrong with you?
18:06What happened to you in high school?
18:07Michael, are you that blind?
18:09I'm not blind.
18:10I know exactly who he is.
18:12He is selfish and lazy and image-obsessed, and he is a bad friend.
18:18And he's also clever.
18:20And he shoots incredibly high, and he may just make it.
18:24But you know what?
18:25Even if he doesn't, I would rather go broke betting on my people than get rich all by myself
18:31on some island like a castaway.
18:33And there is no middle ground.
18:35You're going to lose all of our money.
18:37Only if he fails.
18:39And you know what?
18:41Ryan, I believe in you.
18:42Just like I believe in all of you, you have nine days to save everybody's money.
18:49Oh, that's a lot of pressure.
18:52I'm going to need some more time.
18:54You can't have it.
18:58Okay.
19:00I won't let you down.
19:09Angela?
19:12Angela!
19:22The world sends people your way.
19:25Ryan came to me through a temp agency, and he was transferred here.
19:31No idea where Creed came from.
19:33The point is, you just have to play with the cards that you're dealt.
19:38Jim?
19:38That guy is an ace.
19:40Dwight is my king up my sleeve.
19:42Phyllis is my old maid.
19:43Oscar is my queen.
19:44That's easy.
19:46Give me a hard one.
19:47That's what Oscar said.
19:49Toby is the instruction card you throw away.
19:52Pam is a solid seven.
19:53And yeah, you know what?
19:54Ryan is probably like a two.
19:56But sometimes twos can be wild.
19:58So watch out.
19:59And I am obviously the Joker.
20:03So...
20:06That's, uh...
20:08Woof.
20:08From Ryan Howard.
20:10Decided to sell company.
20:12Thanks, bro.
20:13Hell of a ride.
20:14Thank God.
20:26Gabe Lewis.
20:28Now listen here, Gabe.
20:29You're too fat.
20:30No one's gonna like you if you're too fat.
20:32I made some changes to my book.
20:34See if you like them.
20:35What?
20:36Now I love reading and I hate being interrupted.
20:39Shut up and listen, you gay bastard.
20:42Chapter 1.
20:43I was born not into luxury nor poverty, but into adversity.
20:47And for that, I thank the Lord.
20:49My father was a man.
20:50That's all we can know.
20:51After I learned to ride a bike, there was no stopping me.
20:54I would ride up Magnolia Street and down Isaiah Lane,
20:57which would later become my paper route.
20:58All right, good night, Gabe.
20:59I just wanted to say thanks again,
21:01because I really think I made good use of my day.
21:02Oh.
21:04I have always been a fighter,
21:06and fate has obliged me with plenty of battles,
21:09the first being a hard...
21:11I really thought of being a fighter,
21:41and I only think i did that.
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