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00:02Le domaine est en vacances pour le mois et Dwight est trop cher pour le remplacement.
00:07Donc, nous vivons en filth.
00:09Mais, pas longtemps, car je n'ai créé...
00:13... le Chore Wheel.
00:14Oh, oui !
00:16Je vais aller spinir first ?
00:17Il ne va pas spinir.
00:19Nous allons juste tourner le wheel un peu chaque matin.
00:21Et vous voyez ce qu'on a fait ce jour.
00:24Un wheel est censé spinir.
00:25Oui.
00:26Comme...
00:27...
00:27...
00:28...
00:29...
00:29...
00:29...
00:29...
00:29C'est juste que ça ne fonctionne pas avec un wheel de chore,
00:32parce que les gens peuvent avoir la même chose.
00:34Bah, c'est bon.
00:35All she parle de choses sont les choses.
00:37Un wheel veut se passer, Pam.
00:41Spinning serait plus fun.
00:46Ok.
00:48Ok, c'est ce que je parle de !
00:52Big money, big money.
00:55Yeah !
00:56Mug duty ?
00:58Yes, you clean all the mugs in the sink.
01:01This sucks.
01:02Yeah, seriously, it's like everything on there is work.
01:05I don't think you guys understand why we're doing this.
01:08It's...
01:08Yeah, and I don't think that you understand wheels.
01:13I've been through several rounds of development with the team,
01:16and here's where we stand with the chore wheel.
01:20We've got prizes.
01:22Ten bucks, candy bar, manager for an hour.
01:25But there are also penalties.
01:28Like, no internet.
01:29Stanley gets your lunch.
01:31The one thing that is not on the chore wheel is chores.
01:34But they were right.
01:35It's more fun this way.
01:37It's more fun this way.
01:42Tiny wheel!
01:43Tiny wheel!
01:44Tiny wheel!
01:45There it is!
01:46Tiny wheel!
01:46The tiny wheel actually does have chores.
01:49It's so cute, no one seems to mind.
01:51Toilets!
01:52Hey!
01:53Tiny wheel!
01:55Tiny wheel!
01:56Tiny wheel!
01:57Lucky!
01:57Good toys!
01:59Woo!
02:05Mama, Mama!
02:05Ruby
02:05Baby
02:06VMware
02:09trains
02:10Shoes
02:12tim
02:12And we gotta go!
02:22Cece go back inside!
02:23Grandma's got breakfast, okay?
02:26Nous allons à Roi's wedding.
02:30Oui, Roi.
02:31Je pense que le seul truc de la même chose à faire de votre ex-fiance sur la semaine dernière
02:35à 8 a.m.
02:36C'est que c'est votre ex-fiance.
02:38Merci, Mom !
02:41Une banane ?
02:42Oui, mais il est en train d'avoir only des hot dogs.
02:44Oh, non, même si Roi va avoir des hot dogs à la fin.
02:47J'ai voulu un wedding avec lui. Il voulait des hot dogs.
02:52C'est un peu weird.
02:55Oh, Pete, vous avez un mail.
02:57Really ? Je vais quelque chose ?
02:58Well, c'est l'adresse de customer service, donc c'est votre mail.
03:01Well, you know, je suis aussi customer service.
03:03Oui, je suis alternatif.
03:04Yay, une personne qui me dit.
03:07Well, c'est peut-être une bonne lettre.
03:09Je write des lettres à des entreprises tout le temps.
03:11C'est vraiment cool.
03:13Wow, Newsweek, hein ?
03:15C'est l'élection.
03:17C'est crazy, right ?
03:18C'est ouvert.
03:20Oh, oui, je l'ai dit, c'est pas une bonne lettre.
03:30Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
03:32C'est parti.
03:33C'est parti.
03:34Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
03:36Aujourd'hui, j'ai launched ma big charity initiative, Operation Give Back.
03:41Andy has shot down all of my special projects thus far, but this one is about charity, so
03:47I'd like to see him piss on that one.
03:49C'est parti.
03:53C'est parti.
03:53Daryl !
03:54Oh, c'est parti.
03:56C'est parti.
03:57Congratulations, baby.
03:57Oh, thank you.
04:02Is this his house ?
04:03I think so.
04:04Mimosa ?
04:06Okay.
04:07Thank you.
04:20Okay.
04:24Who's that ?
04:26Uh, my ex-fiance.
04:28Ha-ha.
04:29I started a new business with my college friend, but Pam doesn't know.
04:34Um, actually, I did tell Pam, and we decided no.
04:39But then I decided yes anyway.
04:42So, I'm thinking there's another conversation coming, and it's hard to know when that will
04:46be.
04:47With Operation Give Back, you pick the charities Dunder Mifflin supports.
04:52Oh, boy.
04:54What's happening ?
04:55There's $4,000 to give away, so who has filled out their forms ?
04:59Stanley ?
05:00American Diabetes Association.
05:02Um, you have diabetes, Stanley.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:06Is the assignment to pick a selfish charity ?
05:08I, uh, I would love to give.
05:11Heifers International.
05:12Listen to this.
05:13They give a poor person, like a goat or something,
05:17It's a great prank.
05:18I want to work with, uh, Jimmy Carter and help build gnomes.
05:21Dwight, what about you ?
05:23I will not be participating, as there is no evidence that charity works.
05:27Uh, correction.
05:28I give to a foundation that teaches homeless children nautical flag signalling.
05:32It changes lives.
05:33Thank you, Andy.
05:35I'm not doing it for you.
05:36I'm doing it for the preservation of nautical flag signalling.
05:39Dwight, you will be participating.
05:41No, thank you.
05:42Participation is mandatory, Dwight, but you can choose whatever cause you like.
05:47Fine, I choose the Global Relief Foundation.
05:50Oh, for goodness sake, Dwight.
05:52Yeah.
05:52The Taliban in Afghanistan.
05:55The Taliban is the worst.
05:59Great heroin, though.
06:01Dwight, I cannot have the Taliban on the roster of Operation Giveback.
06:05Well, then it looks like there won't be any Operation Giveback.
06:08The nanny state is over, ladies and gentlemen.
06:10You're welcome.
06:16There he is.
06:18Is it almost time to cut the pancake, or what?
06:20Oh, yeah.
06:21God, we appreciate everyone coming so early.
06:23It's...
06:23Everyone's been so nice.
06:25Thanks for inviting us, by the way.
06:26Are you kidding?
06:27That was a surprise.
06:28Come on, if it wasn't for you, I never would have met Laura.
06:31Seriously, gotta dodge the bullet on that one.
06:33Just kidding.
06:34You're welcome.
06:35Thanks.
06:37Oh.
06:37By the way, man, this place is beautiful.
06:41Started a gravel company.
06:42I mean, who knew it would take off?
06:44A gravel company?
06:45Yeah.
06:45What about you?
06:46What are you doing?
06:47Not gravel, obviously.
06:49No, things are good.
06:50Things are good.
06:50Got some stuff in the works, so...
06:52Oh, cool.
06:53Yeah, you never know.
06:54Hey, bro.
06:55Stop wasting time with this haircut.
06:57He's got a $50,000 sports car.
07:00Cheers.
07:00Okay, okay.
07:01Duncan, listen.
07:02I would love to help you out, but where am I gonna find somebody that's pretty smart
07:06and well-informed, huh?
07:07Hold on.
07:08Hold on.
07:09Aaron, do you know anybody that might want...
07:15Oh, my gosh.
07:17You love the news, right?
07:19Well, it depends.
07:20I mean, sometimes I find out things that are really sad.
07:23Well, I got a buddy that's a big-time local news producer, and I can't tell you his name,
07:28but it'd blow your mind.
07:29Uh, is it Duncan?
07:31He's looking for on-air talent, and he'd kill me if I didn't get you on tape.
07:34You mean put me on the news?
07:36You'll just come over, put on a little lipstick, loosen up with a glass of red wine,
07:40and then we'll just run through a few stories.
07:42You know, a couple different ways with a couple different outfits.
07:45It'd be really tasteful, and it'd really help me out with Duncan.
07:48With my friend.
07:50What do you say?
07:52Uh...
07:52No, maybe, okay?
07:53Let me think about it.
07:55Okay.
07:56Think it over.
08:01No, Clark's not my friend.
08:02He is the douche that sits next to me at the office.
08:05My friends are Scott, Glenn, and Rob, but you don't know them.
08:09I never really thought much about being more than a receptionist.
08:12But why?
08:13Because I happened to answer a Help Wanted ad to be a receptionist?
08:17I mean, what if the ad had been for a CEO or for a brain surgeon?
08:22So, uh, it was a year ago today that I met Laura.
08:26I thought she was my waitress, and, uh, it took her three weeks to tell me that she actually owned
08:32the place.
08:32You are full of surprises.
08:34You are my beautiful mystery girl.
08:37And today, I have a surprise for you.
08:42You play his piano?
08:44No.
08:45Roy?
08:46No.
08:47You know how I said I was taking boxing lessons?
08:49Actually, I was doing this.
08:51Um, so, I hope that you like it.
08:56You got this, Roy.
09:02She's got a way about her.
09:07I don't know what it is.
09:10But I know that I can't live without her.
09:15She's got a way...
09:18We still surprise each other.
09:20Definitely.
09:23You know, I never did it.
09:25But for your 30th birthday, I really wanted to surprise you.
09:28Courts had seats.
09:30Sixers.
09:31Yes.
09:32But what I didn't tell you is that I actually bought the tickets.
09:35We only didn't go because it was...
09:36It was an away game.
09:37In Phoenix.
09:38They should really tell you that more specifically.
09:40I mean, every game is an away game for one of the teams.
09:46Do we know everything about each other?
09:49No.
09:51Tell me one thing about you.
09:52I don't know.
09:56Um...
09:56Okay.
10:00Oh.
10:02Here's one.
10:02Did I ever tell you about the time that my brothers videotaped the lottery announcement?
10:06And bought the winning numbers the next day?
10:08And then played the tape for me the next week?
10:10And you thought you guys were millionaires?
10:12You heard that one.
10:13Yes.
10:14But there's...
10:14Wait!
10:15Oh!
10:15There's a funny ending to that story.
10:16I can't remember.
10:18That I thought we were millionaires.
10:19Yeah.
10:20That's funny.
10:22Shoot!
10:22I knew that one!
10:23That's alright.
10:23The senator and I still have mystery.
10:26I'm always waiting to see what he's gonna surprise me with next.
10:37You alright?
10:42You support the Taliban abroad, so I assume you're willing to live by their rules here?
10:48Anything else would be inconsistent.
10:50Will you join me, then, in a pledge to live by Taliban law in this office?
10:59Absolutely I will.
11:06I feared Nellie had some sort of a plan, but she used a ridiculous font.
11:11Huh.
11:12You don't have a plan!
11:15When you use a ridiculous font, no one thinks you have a plan.
11:20Looking for this?
11:23What the...
11:26Oh, this is a lovely pen.
11:28And it's mine now, because I stole it.
11:31Give me that.
11:32Didn't you sign a contract?
11:33To live under Taliban law?
11:35And now there's been a theft?
11:37That means you're not serious.
11:39Or...
11:40Someone's getting their hand cut off.
11:42You're insane.
11:44I know.
11:44So it's better that you pick another charity.
11:46Oh.
11:47And let your precious Operation Power Grab proceed unchecked.
11:50No thank you.
11:51In that case, you...
11:55...will have to chop off my hand.
12:03This cleaver appears to need sharpening.
12:05I suggest you spend some quality time together, just you and your hand.
12:09Tie a shoe, toss a salad...
12:10...to make three calls.
12:12And then after that, you can become a person who chops off people's hands.
12:17Sounds like a plan.
12:20Clark wants to film you in different outfits inside his apartment?
12:25Yeah.
12:26Clark!
12:26You and I need to have a little chat.
12:30What clothes does Aaron need for this news audition?
12:36Uh...
12:37A couple of button downs, a camisole, a blazer, a pencil skirt, stilettos, maybe...
12:44Right.
12:44No, not maybe, definitely open-toed.
12:46Uh, something low-cut because the camera makes everything seem higher cut.
12:51Really?
12:51Yeah.
12:51Industry secret.
12:52You're gonna want some of those pantyhose with the seam up the back.
12:56Seems unnecessary for an audition.
12:57And then, you know, maybe just a robe to wear in between takes.
13:00But I probably got one that she could borrow at my place, so...
13:03Thank God someone here knows what they're talking about.
13:05I want you to take this credit card, take Aaron to the mall, and get that stuff.
13:10I absolutely will do that.
13:12Awesome.
13:13Plop!
13:17Guess I'll just head over to the mall, then.
13:21Buy Aaron some, some sexy fun outfits.
13:24A clerk, huh?
13:28Next question for our oldie-weds.
13:30What is the craziest place you ever made Whoopi?
13:33Language.
13:33Who was Pam's first celebrity crush?
13:39John Stamos.
13:41Ready?
13:41Uh-huh.
13:42John Stamos.
13:43Oh!
13:45John Stamos was temporary.
13:46I quickly moved on to Johnny Depp.
13:50Johnny Depp.
13:54I was having a separate conversation with, um, Kevin?
13:59Uh, Johnny Depp.
14:01Totally.
14:02George Clooney.
14:03Mm-hmm.
14:04Okay, I have one.
14:06I have one.
14:06I have one.
14:07What is the craziest place you ever made Whoopi?
14:09Hey!
14:10Kevin, stop it with that question.
14:12Right?
14:14And did you show them the market yet?
14:16And what'd they say?
14:20That's awesome.
14:22That...
14:22Oh, my God.
14:23Wow.
14:24It's not even real yet.
14:26And I'm not gonna tell her until it's real.
14:29Your mom, where to bed?
14:30I think maybe there actually is something I don't know about, Jim.
14:36Go ahead.
14:37Everyone, we have a voluntary meeting in the conference room to discuss Aaron's confidence.
14:43Her body.
14:44We're gonna talk about her body.
14:45Good.
14:45Great job.
14:46Andy made me his conciliary, which means assistant regional manager.
14:49I guess he thought I'd be into the Godfather because I'm black.
14:54Wrong!
14:56I'm into the Godfather because I'm a cinephile.
14:59I like Scarface because I'm black.
15:01Aaron has an audition to be a newscaster.
15:04Wow.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Uh-huh.
15:07That's nice.
15:08And I want her to feel very comfortable in her very sexy skin.
15:13So everybody say something that you like about her body.
15:17All right?
15:17Daryl.
15:18Okay.
15:19Um...
15:20I like Aaron's hair.
15:21It was a very pretty color.
15:22Yeah, right?
15:23I'm sorry.
15:24This is for a news audition?
15:26Yeah.
15:27Why are we talking about her looks?
15:29Why not her credibility or her reliability?
15:32News flash, everyone.
15:34The human race finds attractive people more trustworthy.
15:37So sorry, Andy, but for 20 years, the most trusted man in America?
15:40Walter Cronkite.
15:41Cronkite was hot.
15:42If I could go back in time, I'd take that mustache red.
15:45Does Aaron have any experience?
15:46Has she taken any journalism classes, maybe?
15:49Has she done the pageant circuit?
15:50No, I watched the news.
15:51She's gonna be amazing.
15:53Look at her.
15:54She's gonna light up the screen.
15:55This is a first for me, and I don't get a lot of chances,
15:58so I have to take them really seriously.
16:00I will do whatever it takes to get the job.
16:03Whatever it takes.
16:05Whatever it takes.
16:10This is it.
16:13Any questions?
16:14Is it gonna be long?
16:15No.
16:16It's gonna be over before you know it.
16:18Mm-hmm.
16:22Afghan President Hamid Karzai declared a new policy of dollar days throughout the country,
16:27promising low, low prices on all 2012 Kia Sentras and Sonatas.
16:33Aren't you glad you waited?
16:34Karzai commented.
16:35Um, where did you get that story?
16:38A little bit here, a little bit there.
16:40I bet you didn't think I knew current events.
16:43I love it.
16:44It's fantastic.
16:46Now tag it with your name.
16:48For Channel 11 News, I'm Erin Hannon.
16:50Pause after news.
16:53For Channel 11 News, I'm Erin Hannon.
16:56No, pause longer.
16:57That was a good one.
16:58Pause, pause, pause longer.
17:00Okay, build suspense.
17:01Don't be shy.
17:02Got it.
17:04Pause.
17:16I'm Erin Hannon.
17:17Okay, all right.
17:19Great.
17:20Some great stuff in there.
17:24I can feel you looking at me.
17:25Okay.
17:26Well, here's something you don't know.
17:30A couple of weeks ago, I ran into this guy from my high school who has just gotten divorced
17:36and he hit on me in the mall.
17:38And I didn't tell you because, I don't know, I felt embarrassed and I didn't know if you'd
17:44be mad or worried.
17:45But anyway, I thought you'd want to know.
17:49That didn't happen.
17:51You would have told me right away.
17:53Yeah, I would have.
17:54What about you?
17:56Come on.
17:57There's got to be something.
17:58Between your birth and the last two days, something you just haven't had the chance
18:02to tell me.
18:04Uh...
18:07Just tell me.
18:11God, give it up, Beasley.
18:13You know me too well.
18:32Hey.
18:34Um...
18:34I knew something bothered me and I finally figured it out.
18:38What news producers are going to want to see is how Aaron relates to the other people on
18:41the news team.
18:42Oh.
18:42The weird thing is Aaron is doing the audition alone.
18:46Oh, God.
18:46Now, I'd say Clark could be your co-host.
18:50He's already doing camera.
18:51Damn.
18:51Someone who's already got rapport with Aaron, maybe.
18:54I don't know.
18:56I don't know.
18:58This is for real this time.
19:00Ha!
19:01It's getting late.
19:03I thought you guys could use a little inspiration.
19:06Twenty-seven hours.
19:07It's about this guy who-
19:08No, no, no.
19:08No spoilers.
19:09Please.
19:10My bad.
19:10Good night.
19:12Good night.
19:17Hey.
19:18Hey.
19:19Hey.
19:20Everybody.
19:20Yeah.
19:22Come in.
19:23All right.
19:23Come on in.
19:24Nice.
19:26What are you doing here?
19:27Sorry, man.
19:29Eddie thought Aaron needed a co-anchor.
19:31I'm his makeup guy.
19:32My hands are tied.
19:34The victim was released from the hospital with second-degree burns.
19:38Wow.
19:39You know what they say, Aaron.
19:41If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
19:45Well, he tried to, but the fire door was blocked.
19:47He sure did.
19:48All right.
19:49We got that.
19:50That's a wrap, everybody.
19:51Ah!
19:51Just, you sure, Clark?
19:52Yep.
19:53She's done.
19:53No, I just, I don't mean for Aaron.
19:55I mean for me.
19:56I didn't feel good about that.
19:59No, no.
19:59We got it.
20:00We got it.
20:00Great.
20:01Let's get some food.
20:02I'm starving.
20:03I don't think we did get it.
20:05I could do a couple more takes.
20:06We could do it in close-up.
20:08That might even be better for editing.
20:11Okay, I don't.
20:13All right.
20:14I'm hungry.
20:16Uh, Pete, you want to take Aaron to get a burger or something?
20:19Yeah, whatever you say, Moss.
20:21Okay.
20:21Cool.
20:22I'll call you later.
20:22Okay.
20:23Okay.
20:24So this is a single.
20:26Hey, even if this doesn't work out for me, I'm just glad I had the guts to do it.
20:31And, maybe it'll work out for Randy.
20:38Oh, God.
20:39That is absolutely revolting.
20:41Yeah.
20:42He is so good, though.
20:44Yes.
20:45The way he just cuts off his arm.
20:47If you like James Franco, we really should watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
20:50Well, he's a genius, you know.
20:52He was in graduate programs at Yale, Columbia, and NYU all at the same time.
20:56Whoop-de-doo.
20:57That doesn't make you a genius.
20:58Well, it doesn't make you stupid.
21:00Yeah, it does actually makes you real stupid.
21:02Oh, stupid like you.
21:03No, like you.
21:04Like you.
21:04You're the stupid one.
21:05You're the stupid one.
21:07You.
21:07You.
21:07You.
21:08You.
21:08You.
21:09You.
21:10You.
21:10You.
21:10You.
21:11You.
21:42...
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