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00:04Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30A4, the Cadillac of paper
00:33It's not so easy on the environment, if you know what I mean
00:36It's practically made of plastic
00:39We started with 16 brave aviators
00:41Some used skill
00:44Others relied on showmanship
00:48Others seemed not to comprehend what a paper airplane is
00:51And of course there was the odd moment of heartbreak and disaster
00:54Yeah, I left my glasses down here somewhere
00:57Crossing through, beep, beep
00:58Ow! Ow!
01:01I didn't see you, you should have yelled crossing!
01:03I'm sorry
01:07Okay, so is that my spot?
01:09Yeah
01:09We are now down to an elite eight
01:12Well, seven and Toby
01:25Be careful of that beaker, it contains dangerous acid
01:28It does not say dangerous, and there's no exclamation point
01:31Well, I'm just, I'm trying to bring some life to it
01:34Last week I got an agent, and this week I got a movie
01:38HR PDC chemical handling protocols is going to be seen by tons of workers in the industrial chemical community
01:44One of whom could have a cousin whose brother is Brad Pitt
01:48And then boom, next thing you know, I'm in Moneyballs 2
01:54Andy?
01:55Go away, we're running lines
01:56You wanted to see the gooey eye
01:59Oh yeah, alright, get over here
02:02I'm so freaked out by things going in to eyes
02:05It just, wow
02:13I can't even, I'm so freaked out by that
02:16Just go, go, go, go, go
02:17Alright, this can't go here, so we'll just do it later
02:19Okay
02:22Alright, where were we?
02:23We stopped at full of acid
02:25And remember, do not attempt to extinguish a chemical fire with water
02:29It will only exacerbate the flame, the dangerous flame
02:34That was great, man
02:35Alright, I'm out of here
02:36Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop
02:38Don't go anywhere, I just need to find more colors
02:41Let's do it six more times
02:45Hey, I just wanted to say that you woke up early with the kids and let me sleep
02:51And I really appreciate that
02:53Thank you
02:55I appreciate that you appreciate that
02:57So, we had couples therapy
03:00No shame in that, get it all out in the open
03:02And we have homework
03:03Yes, we are supposed to look for every chance to acknowledge and appreciate each other's sacrifices
03:09Because I need to appreciate what Pam's been doing to run the house while I'm in Philly
03:13And we're also supposed to speak our truths
03:16Because if I had spoken my truth earlier about not wanting to move to Philly
03:21Then maybe we wouldn't have had this opportunity for couples therapy
03:24Oh, we're supposed to call everything we don't want to do opportunities
03:28Heads up, everyone
03:29If you really need something for me today
03:32Let's get it done tomorrow
03:34Carla Fern got me a gig
03:36Hey
03:37Yeah
03:37Who's Carla Fern?
03:39Who is Carla Fern?
03:41Well
03:42Wow, she's my agent and my drill sergeant
03:45And one of my best friends
03:48Oh, and Oscar
03:49I already figured out if I have to get emotional in the film
03:51I'm just going to think about you getting dumped by the senator
03:53Why don't you use your own life?
03:55I haven't just dumped you
03:56It's a little raw
03:58Not cool, Oscar
04:00But you're just
04:00Not cool
04:01Okay
04:02Day two
04:03Drama in the warehouse, guys
04:05This is Robert from Weigh-A-Hammer-Paper
04:09Who will be joining us to judge the final rounds
04:12Who's pumped for the quarterfinals, huh?
04:14I'm pumped!
04:15Clark's a dead man
04:16All right
04:16Sounds like somebody wants to walk away with this
04:19Oh my God!
04:21Oh my God!
04:21Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:22Nellie, you didn't tell us we could win money
04:24Oh, yes I did
04:26I told you all
04:27It was, um
04:29Because that's an awful lot of money for me to forget
04:32Not one of us remembers you saying anything about $2,000
04:35I forgot
04:37I completely forgot
04:39But at least now that large piece of cardboard that man was carrying around makes sense
04:42Nellie, this is a competition
04:44Please take it seriously
04:46Oh, please
04:48Me?
04:49Oh, I'm fine
04:50I mean, sure, times are leaner now that I'm separated from the senator
04:54But my new studio apartment is just fine for me
04:59And Phillip
05:00And Tinky
05:01And Crinkle Puss
05:03And Bandit 2
05:04And Pollock Baggins
05:06And Lady Aragorn
05:08And their tin kittens
05:12Come here, come here
05:14I had a chance with Dwight
05:15But I didn't take it
05:17And if I went back now
05:19When I'm broke
05:20And he just inherited a farm
05:23I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps you read about
05:25That try to bag a farmer
05:28I offered myself to Angela
05:30And she turned me down
05:31If she changes her mind
05:32The next move is hers
05:33I'm with Esther now
05:35She's younger than Angela
05:36Sturdier
05:37More comfortable with the scent of a manured field
05:41Let's be honest
05:42When it came to manured fields
05:44Angela was at best indifferent
05:49Oh, wide wings, interesting
05:51Hey, why don't you back off?
05:55I mean, best of luck to you in the competition
05:57Growing up in an orphanage
05:59You have to fight other kids
06:00For everything
06:01Snacks
06:02Pillows
06:03Parents
06:05I'm kind of worried about Pete seeing that side of me
06:07I once ripped Greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head
06:10Just for a handful of Chris picks
06:13Are you in that paper documentary too?
06:16Yep
06:17You need an agent?
06:18No
06:19He's never
06:20I mean, you've never acted in anything before
06:22He's just my entourage
06:24I was in the weirs in high school
06:27That's the clicky-clacker
06:29He clicks that
06:30And then the guy says action
06:32Hey, I made him get you a chair
06:34All my clients sit
06:38Can I take your picture?
06:43I guess it's starting
06:45Um, yeah
06:46Uh, of course
06:48Yeah, sure
06:49Tell you what
06:50I'll put my arm around you
06:51And then I can take it
06:52We just need a picture at the top of your head
06:53In case we burn some of your hair off
06:59Got it
07:02Sorry
07:03Look, just keep it down
07:05Creatures
07:06Great and small
07:07Kevin versus Angela
07:09Yes
07:13Hey
07:15That is a really nice plane
07:17You make that yourself?
07:19Uh-huh
07:20Well, what am I thinking?
07:21Of course
07:22You made that yourself
07:23Because it's in the rules
07:24That you have to fold your own plane
07:28Of course
07:30Kevin
07:31Did you make that yourself?
07:34Yes
07:34In a way
07:36From one that I bought on Craigslist
07:39Oh, man
07:40I call for a refold
07:42No
07:43Really?
07:44I can't do it
07:45Thank you
07:46This is flatter
07:48It's a piece of paper
07:49You fold it into an airplane
07:52Okay, that's enough
07:53This is the end of the ring now
07:54You have to pick one
07:55I can't
07:56I love them all too much
07:59And none of them fly
08:01So that makes it harder
08:03You have to choose one now
08:06Fine
08:12Angela advances
08:13Nice
08:15Woo!
08:16Was Dwight rooting for me?
08:18Hmm
08:19I hadn't noticed
08:22I'm not giving up
08:23I'm gonna keep making planes
08:25Until one of them flies
08:27Like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher
08:33An Earl Grey tea for the lady
08:36Oh, thank you
08:37Um
08:38I acknowledge and appreciate
08:40That you went out of your way
08:41To get me tea
08:42Thank you
08:43I like being appreciated
08:45But
08:45To speak my truth
08:46It wasn't out of the way
08:48Because I felt like a tea anyway
08:49So, one truth
08:53Well, to speak my truth
08:56I switched to coffee in March
08:58There's a new espresso machine
09:00But I still acknowledge and appreciate the gesture
09:07We are rolling and action
09:10This video is to demonstrate the HPRDC chemical handling protocols
09:14These protocols could save you from severe injury
09:17Even death
09:18If you
09:18Um, stop
09:19Um, why are you smiling?
09:21I just made a character choice to be a scientist
09:23Who really likes what he does
09:25And enjoys his job
09:28Okay, well, maybe no smiling on this one
09:30So how do you want it?
09:31How should I do it?
09:32I don't know, just like you're reporting the news or something
09:34Okay
09:35Action
09:36This video is to demonstrate the HPRDC chemical handling protocols
09:42This is Tom Brokaw
09:43The newscaster
09:44Come on
09:45Who is that?
09:45Tom Brokaw
09:47Come on, Clark
09:48Come on, Clark
09:53Whoa
09:54Yeah
09:55Oh, eat it, piggy
09:57Eat it
09:58Oink, oink, oink, oink
09:59We still gotta work together
10:00So we should keep it civil
10:02I can't hear what you said
10:04Do you get your slap?
10:06You know what?
10:07This is completely unnecessary
10:08You already won
10:09Erin
10:10Just stop
10:10Erin
10:10What?
10:12Next up we have Dwight and Phyllis
10:14You can do it, baby
10:16No you can't, baby
10:17I'm gonna choke
10:23Watch and learn
10:25Oh, wow
10:28Dwight defeats Phyllis
10:30Dwight, you are through to the semifinals
10:32Yes
10:32All right
10:33Oh, Esther
10:35Hey
10:35What are you
10:41You're here early
10:41Yeah, I plucked the chickens extra fast
10:43Because I knew I was seeing you tonight
10:44So there might just be a little bit of feather
10:46And your nuggets are just a little bit of meat
10:48Inside of your pillow
10:49I like a little feather in my nuggets
10:53All right, ladies and gentlemen
10:54We are now down to the final four
10:57Dwight, Erin, Angela
10:59And God only knows how, but Toby
11:03One of you will walk away with $2,000
11:09Okay, here you have just knocked over the beaker
11:12The chemicals splashed in your eye
11:14Which is insanely painful
11:15Yeah
11:16And I've already picked a few childhood memories to tap into
11:19To really express that pain
11:21That's great
11:21So what you're gonna do then
11:23Is come over here
11:24To the eye washing station
11:25And then just kind of flush out your eyes
11:27You know, get the chemicals out
11:28All right
11:31So I just lean over this thing
11:32And then you'll add the water special effect later
11:36What water special effect?
11:38Yeah, just hold your lids open with one hand
11:40And let the stream bathe your eyeballs
11:43Just like that
11:45I'm not comfortable doing my own stunts
11:48I'll get nude if you want me to
11:50I'll go fully in a denim
11:51But I...
11:52Dude, we don't need you to go nude, okay?
11:54Absolutely not
11:55We just do the eye wash thing, okay?
11:57That's all we're asking here
12:02Darryl, what do I do?
12:03Hold up, I'm looking at my spit in the microscope
12:05They want me to use real water in the eyewash scene
12:08So?
12:09I can't squirt stuff in my eyeball
12:11I've never even used an eyedropper
12:13So Andy?
12:14You saw how to use this
12:15Step on the pedal
12:16Water squirts in your eyes
12:20Carla?
12:23Carla?
12:24It is time for a little T&A
12:27I give you Toby and Angela
12:32Oh my god!
12:37Oh my god!
12:38Okay, it's your turn
12:47Well, Angela is the winner
12:48Yes!
12:52Is there a reason that we're excited for that little woman?
12:55Yes, I pity her
12:56She was recently in a situation where she could have had it all
13:01And instead she lost everything
13:03Hmm
13:03Is she a gambler?
13:05In a way
13:06But not in a stand-up-and-cheer kind of way like this all
13:09Hmm
13:10That is sad
13:13Andy?
13:14If you don't stick your eyes in that machine
13:17I'm gonna call every production in northeastern Pennsylvania
13:20You won't even make an appearance on a security camera
13:29What's the holdup here?
13:32The actor's crying
13:33Oh my god
13:39She yelled at me
13:43I can't wash my eyeball
13:45I can't do that
13:46I can't
13:47Andy Benard can't squirt water in his eye and act like it doesn't freak him out
13:52But you know who can?
13:55Older male lab assistant number one
13:58You believe in me
14:00I believe
14:02I want to go home
14:07Yeah!
14:09Okay!
14:10Beat that!
14:18Woo!
14:20Okay
14:21Damn it!
14:23Damn it!
14:24God!
14:25Sorry
14:26Yeah, I'm fine
14:26Okay
14:26I got mad
14:28Yeah
14:29Cause I don't like losing
14:30Pete, I'm just gonna
14:31Sorry, I'm mad
14:32Pete, I'm mad
14:33I'm really mad
14:33I wanted to win
14:34We were gonna win a lot of money
14:35I was gonna buy you a sweater
14:36So it's stupid
14:36It's just the whole contest is stupid
14:38Yeah
14:38So it feels
14:40Oh!
14:41Sorry, I'm mad!
14:42I don't like losing
14:43I thought I was going to win
14:44Okay
14:45Wait, wait
14:46Sorry
14:47Sorry
14:48I'm gonna go upstairs and just
14:51Oh, I made us a date
14:52To take my mom out to dinner
14:53To thank her for all that extra babysitting
14:55Well, you know how much I appreciate the opportunity
14:58To hang out with your mom more
15:00So let me just put this in my calendar
15:02I acknowledge with gratitude
15:03That you are being kind and responsible enough
15:05To include it in your calendar
15:07Thank you
15:08Your mom is a treasure
15:09Well, I appreciate that some opportunities
15:12Can be unfa-
15:13Hey, wait
15:13Did Cole Hamels call back or what?
15:16Great, good
15:18Uh, to speak my truth
15:19I'd appreciate if you hung that up
15:20Because we were in the middle of a conversation
15:26I appreciate the sacrifice
15:30Okay, speak my truth
15:31That was a little sarcastic
15:33I think that's a little unfair
15:35Really?
15:36I've been putting the kids to bed by myself
15:38Every night for months
15:39And you had to miss one phone call
15:41Is that your truth, Jim?
15:42That's really your truth?
15:44I guess I will swallow my truth
15:47Are you guys high?
15:49Because if so
15:50To speak my truth
15:52I would appreciate the sacrifice
15:54Of including me
15:55In some hits off your kind buds
15:57We're not high
15:59I wish we'd started this exercise six months ago
16:03My heart just feels so
16:06Blocked up
16:09Hey
16:11The Mark 47 is ready for launch
16:20Left
16:21Paste
16:26Here we go
16:27Rolling and
16:29Action
16:37And cut
16:38We can fix this on in post
16:40Yeah
16:40I can do a better one
16:42That's fine, we'll move on
16:43I said I can do a better one
16:46Daryl
16:47Action
17:00Kid can act
17:04Yeah
17:05Yeah
17:07Each contestant will throw two aeroplanes
17:11After you
17:12Thank you
17:17Oh god
17:19Angela's first throw
17:21Terrible
17:23Dwight
17:25Oh
17:26Oh man
17:27It slipped out of my hand
17:28What a whiff
17:29How'd that happen?
17:31God
17:32We want you to win
17:34Dwight told me about your situation
17:35It's such a pity
17:37Just
17:38Use the money wisely
17:46All right
17:49Don't you dare take this
18:08And we have a winner
18:09And it's Dwight
18:10And it is everyone
18:12Because this is over
18:15True grand, huh?
18:17I know a guy can turn that into $800
18:19And it's me
18:21Well, I guess you needed the money more than me
18:24Huh?
18:25Use it wisely
18:30I was disappointed in Dwight today
18:32He showed a weakness that was unbecoming
18:34Even if he did do it for me
18:37I don't need pity
18:39And I don't need charity
18:41I have my dignity
18:42And that's enough
18:43And as long as I have that
18:45I'll be okay
18:58You know, this was really weird
19:00And it was really hard
19:02But I think we're making progress
19:06So I'm really sorry
19:07That I have to go
19:08But let's keep at this
19:10Okay?
19:13Okay
19:54Jim!
20:04Thanks
20:05All right, have a good trip
20:06Bye
20:06Bye
20:10Bye
20:19I...
20:36Love suffers long
20:38And is kind
20:39It is not proud
20:41Love bears all things
20:44Believes all things
20:46Hopes all things
20:48And endures all things
20:50Love never fails
20:53And now these three remain
20:55Faith, hope, and love
20:59But the greatest of these
21:02Is love
21:10I love you
21:17And if you are
21:18What if that is
21:27Love is a great
21:27Yes, trustful
21:27Don't
21:28Love
21:28Bend
21:28Leaves
21:29You
21:29Love
21:29What do you
21:30What do you
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