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00:02Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:59Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:36Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:38I need your advice. I'm having some lady troubles.
01:40What's her name?
01:41Esther Brueger.
01:43Sweet.
01:44Lives on the neighboring farm, 85 acres.
01:46Oh, yeah. Keep talking.
01:48Well, we've been out three times. There has been physicality.
01:52The thing is, we were hanging out with her father the other night looking at a farm catalog.
01:55Next thing I know, he wants to lease a tractor with me.
01:58Ugh.
02:01What do you think?
02:03The same thing that you think.
02:05A long-term tractor leases can put pressure on a relationship.
02:08God, a lot of my buddies are going through the same thing right now.
02:11Something in the air.
02:12Here you go.
02:13And good for you, Dwight.
02:15I'm so glad you found someone.
02:17I bet she's got kind eyes.
02:19Dwight is dating a Brussels sprout farmer named Esther.
02:23She's coming here this afternoon with her father.
02:25Who knows? Maybe she'll be pulling the horse cart.
02:33Cece has been calling me Pamela.
02:35Like, four times this week.
02:37Oh, man.
02:39I wonder if she'll start calling you Jim.
02:41Oh, boy. Please don't.
02:43I know.
02:44Let's not let that happen.
02:49Oh, what was I going to say?
02:52You know, your assistant told me that you have a big pitch meeting today with Ryan Howard.
02:57How did that happen?
02:59Not that Ryan Howard.
03:00The Phillies' first baseman.
03:02Oh, okay.
03:03Yeah, yeah.
03:04Exactly.
03:05Oh.
03:08Okay.
03:09Well.
03:10Yeah.
03:11So I'll talk to you later.
03:13Yeah, sounds good.
03:14Okay.
03:14Okay, great.
03:15Bye.
03:15Bye.
03:21Hey, what's going on?
03:23Ooh, did Gangnam Style put out a new song?
03:26There's a promo for the documentary on the web.
03:29Play it again.
03:35The balls.
03:36Oh, hey.
03:37That's my goal.
03:39The workers.
03:44The lives.
03:48The lives.
03:50The lives.
03:50The loves.
03:53The people.
03:59The paper.
04:08The office.
04:10C'est un lieu américain d'arrivée à WVIA.
04:16Vous allez dans le bâtiment pour 45 minutes et tout change.
04:22C'est un documentaire ?
04:24Oh, j'ai toujours pensé que nous étions comme des spécimens dans un zoo humain.
04:38C'est un documentaire.
04:44C'est un documentaire.
04:46C'est un documentaire.
04:51C'est un documentaire.
04:52C'est un documentaire.
04:52Oh, mon Dieu, c'est ça, vous et Jim ?
04:54Oui.
04:56Vous avez eu l'ai connu de ces haires ?
04:58C'est un documentaire qui a été écrit sur ce qu'il y avait eu.
05:07C'est un documentaire d'arrivée.
05:09C'est un documentaire d'arrivée.
05:12Ça fait plaisir.
05:13J'ai dit qu'il y est le complète.
05:14La bouée est à l'aite.
05:14Maître, calme !
05:17Je m'ai reissé à la bouée d'arrivée,
05:19J'ai dit que c'est un gars chobble-gobble.
05:25C'est un gars-o-gobbler.
05:30Hey, man. How are you doing? Jim Halpert.
05:32Nice to meet you. Eat fresh.
05:33Hey, man. Daryl. Hey, man. Ryan. Nice to meet you. Eat fresh.
05:36Eat fresh.
05:38Let's go to the conference room.
05:44Esther's on her way up. I wonder if she wants a snack.
05:47Let me see. I know she likes apples and carrots.
05:51I bet she does. I bet she'll eat them right out of your hand with those big, strong teeth.
05:57Did I tell you about her teeth?
05:59Hey, Dwight, you have some guests. I think they're from the forest where we harvest our paper.
06:07Ah, the Broeger family. Welcome.
06:10Fine office you have here. Sturdy walls.
06:13Yes. Esther, you look radiant as always.
06:17Thank you.
06:20I guess men find Esther attractive.
06:23I mean, if there are chubby chasers, then there are men that like that.
06:27thing.
06:30Weird to see how we used to look in those promos.
06:33Some of us have changed so much.
06:35We've all changed.
06:41With our firm, you'll be building equity for long after they retire your number.
06:45And we all know baseball does not last forever.
06:47I look at these actors on TV and I think, come on, I can do that.
06:51Right?
06:53Watch this. Eat fresh. Now what does that make you think of?
06:58Subway sandwiches, yeah.
07:00How? I didn't say Subway sandwiches. It's called playing the subtext.
07:04Wow.
07:05I actually wrote a screenplay. It's called The Big Piece.
07:09Based on his nickname. I like it already. Let me guess. It's autobiographical.
07:13Half biopic, half superhero movie. The mild-mannered professional baseball player Ryan Howard hits a home run.
07:19Okay.
07:19In the outer space. Ball comes back with space dust on it, which transforms him into the big piece.
07:27The space dust, does it?
07:28Space dust.
07:29I actually brought some copies of my script if you guys want to read it together.
07:33Sure, yeah. Hollywood.
07:38All right.
07:39Yeah, we're going to read it.
07:40Okay, great.
07:41Andy, are there documentary groupies?
07:44Of course there are.
07:46Of course.
07:47A little ironic that I'm going to be kind of a TV star because my last Chet Flinderman novel was
07:53based on a murdered TV star.
07:56The small screen.
07:57Oh, I don't care.
07:58Hey guys, I just found another promo. It's in Danish.
08:03I guess it's going to start airing in Denmark.
08:06I don't care.
08:08I don't care.
08:18What was that word they said when they showed me? Skralthus Band? What's that mean in Danish? Cool guy?
08:25Dumpster man.
08:28Cool. Superhero.
08:29What about me? Cloak and trapeche.
08:333 p.m. girl.
08:35What?
08:37Why would they...
08:38Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second.
08:39What was that?
08:42I didn't know they were filming then.
08:44Looks like the cameraman was hiding behind the shelves.
08:48Wait, so they were filming all the time even when we didn't know it?
08:51Oh my god.
08:56There is much more secret filming than I expected.
08:59But I am fine with it. I mean it. I am.
09:02Are you kidding me? It's like half the show is secret footage.
09:04I am a very private person. I show them when I want to show them.
09:08Who wants a taste?
09:10Oh my god. Do they film us at night when we're sleeping?
09:14Yes, Erin. They film us at night when we're sleeping because that makes great TV.
09:17Hey. Oscar.
09:19I'm sorry, sweetie. This whole thing is just freaking me out.
09:23I have been very honest with you guys in a way that could seriously impact the political career of a
09:27very good friend of mine.
09:29You're not going to use any of that, are you?
09:32People, relax.
09:34We are killing it online. Have you guys checked the comments?
09:37Smoke that skin wagon says, you guys are killing it.
09:40I mean, we're internet sensations, guys.
09:44I think we need to figure out what's going on.
09:45Walk sounds like a good eye to do.
09:48Okay.
09:56Okay, everyone turn off your mics.
10:04We need to know more. Did those shots have sound? What exactly did they get on tape?
10:09I sneezed into my hands without using Purell and then dipped into the candy jar. Did they film that?
10:13My first week here, I sneezed directly into the candy jar because I thought I'd get more screen time as
10:18a villain.
10:19Okay. Pam, why don't you visit your buddy, the crew guy that got fired, and find out what they got?
10:24Brian?
10:25Yeah.
10:26Yeah, I guess I could.
10:27Hurry, Pam. I need to know how much hellfire is going to rain down on me.
10:30I thought Terry knew about Cynthia.
10:32She does, but neither of them know about Lydia.
10:35Oh, wow.
10:40Okay, so what's this lever do?
10:42That manipulates the secondary shaft.
10:46Oh, the secondary shaft.
10:49The lift capacity is up to 2,000 pounds. It's a lot of beats.
10:53Let's talk terms. If you agree to a 40-60 split on this tractor, I'll store it in one of
10:59my barns.
11:00Mr. Brueger, are you trying to take advantage of me because I'm interested in your daughter?
11:0450-50 split or no deal?
11:07Esther, get in the truck.
11:10Oh, no, wait, wait. Okay, wait.
11:13You win.
11:16Let's get the paperwork started.
11:23We should buy an auger together.
11:25Oh, yeah. Yeah, we should do that.
11:28You would be a great one to buy an auger with.
11:34Hello, honey.
11:35I just spoke to the TV repairman, and he says we need to keep our TVs turned off for a
11:41couple of months.
11:42Something about the wiring.
11:44Oh, seven new comments.
11:45The guy at 019 is hot.
11:48Hi, bong ripper.
11:50It's me, Andy, the guy from 019.
11:52I'm glad that you enjoyed my work in that promo.
11:54I really enjoyed your comment.
11:56Going to read some more comments now.
11:58Have a great day.
12:01He's not hot.
12:02He's gay.
12:11Dear Jason, Jason, Jason,
12:12it's me, Andy.
12:14Nice name, not.
12:15Guess what?
12:16I'm not gay, so you're an idiot.
12:18And I am hot, according to people on this site who have a brain.
12:22Never comment on this page ever again.
12:25He is hot.
12:27See?
12:27Thank you.
12:28That's more like it.
12:30He is butt.
12:34Damn it!
12:36I'm about to lose my freaking mind!
12:39Screw you, Texas Poon Tapa!
12:41Uh-huh?
12:44Ah!
12:46Security deposit.
12:47That's been...
12:47Standard.
12:48Right.
12:49Standard.
12:49Hey!
12:50Can I talk to you for one second?
12:52No.
12:52No.
12:52Just one second.
12:54One second.
12:54I'm closing the deal on a tractor with the father of a woman I plan to inseminate.
12:58Don't do it.
12:59What?
13:00Don't you cap that pen.
13:01Do not cap that pen!
13:02Do not!
13:02Oh!
13:03You capped it!
13:04Wow.
13:04You are serious.
13:05Okay, you've got two minutes.
13:06Then the cap comes off.
13:07Dude, we're being conned.
13:10Go on.
13:12These chicks are way too hot to be into us.
13:15Esther's just pretending to like you so that you'll buy her daddy a new tractor.
13:20No.
13:21Yeah, the sister's trying to seduce me into buying an auger with her.
13:24What?
13:25Has the warranty expired on the auger you have now?
13:27I don't even know what an auger is.
13:31No woman would ever want a man who doesn't know what an auger is.
13:35Hey!
13:36You ready to sign?
13:38I just need a moment to consider your offer.
13:41Excuse me.
13:54Oh, hey!
13:55Hey!
13:56Hi!
13:57Hi!
13:57Um, I'm sorry, do you have a minute?
13:59Is this a bad time?
13:59No, no, please.
14:00Yeah, come on in.
14:04Good to see you.
14:05I'm sorry.
14:06My place is usually not this.
14:08Oh, my gosh.
14:09Please.
14:09Tom.
14:10Yeah, no.
14:10Sure.
14:11Yeah.
14:12Yeah.
14:14Yeah.
14:16Grab a couple of drinks.
14:17Okay.
14:19Oh, wow.
14:20You have a nice view.
14:22All right.
14:23That's for you.
14:24Oh, thank you.
14:26Cheers.
14:27Cheers.
14:29How much have you revealed on camera about your relationship with the senator?
14:34They caught us kissing on Halloween.
14:36Oh, he was dressed like Ronald Reagan.
14:38Oh!
14:39Cut!
14:39Angela!
14:40Well, he kissed like that, Kevin.
14:42Oh!
14:43Stop it!
14:44Stop kissing him!
14:45Someone needs to call and warn him.
14:46This could ruin his career.
14:48Well, I don't like giving him bad news.
14:50Call him!
14:50You call him!
14:51Call him!
14:52Call him!
14:52Hey!
14:55So, what brings you by?
14:58So, what brings you by?
14:58Well, the promo for the documentary aired today.
15:00Oh, yeah.
15:01Oh, yeah.
15:01That's right.
15:01Yeah.
15:02It's kind of crazy.
15:03It is.
15:04See all this, like, old stuff?
15:06Like, um, there's that shot of Jim and I up on the roof.
15:10Oh, yeah.
15:10That was...
15:11That was a good moment.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Wasn't that neat?
15:14Yeah.
15:14It was cool.
15:15Yeah.
15:16And there's this one when we were listening to music and it's like...
15:21It's like we were in love.
15:22We didn't even know we were in love and...
15:25It's...
15:28But...
15:29Do you think Jim's changed?
15:32Um...
15:32I'm sorry.
15:33Did that...
15:33That was out of the blue.
15:34I just mean because you know us and you've, like, observed us for ten years and...
15:38I feel like he's...
15:41I just feel like he's so into his work right now and...
15:48I don't know.
15:49Am I crazy?
15:50No, you're not crazy.
15:55Well, I wish that made me feel better.
16:01Listen, so...
16:01Everybody saw the promos and they're kind of freaking out.
16:05Because it seems like you got a lot of private stuff on camera.
16:09Yeah.
16:09You know, stuff people didn't intend for everyone to see and they kind of want to know how much.
16:15They want to know how much what?
16:16How much stuff you got.
16:18Pretty much everything.
16:20Well, yeah, but what if we turn off our mic packs?
16:23They've got parabolic mics.
16:24They can pick you up a hundred yards away.
16:26So, no, if you were around there, they got you.
16:29So we basically had no privacy for ten years.
16:32That's not really true.
16:33I mean, that's...
16:37Yeah, I gotta go.
16:39Oh, no, hang on a second.
16:40Pam, I'm sorry.
16:41I can explain this so much better.
16:43No, I think you explained it.
16:45Look, if you give me a chance, I can...
16:48Pam.
16:50Together, we will win this baseball game against the evil space Yankees.
16:54Eat fresh.
16:55That'll pay for the exploding helicopter.
16:57Smart.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Suddenly, the evil thugs break into the stadium.
17:02The big piece hits baseballs at the evil thugs.
17:05Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.
17:07Come on, man.
17:08Sell it.
17:09Yeah, Joe.
17:12Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.
17:15Yeah, that's better.
17:16A bunch of hot women go, oh, yeah.
17:19Megan, I was too shy to tell you this when I was just a normal professional baseball player,
17:23but I love you.
17:26They kiss.
17:27It is super emotional, like in Toy Story.
17:29Wow.
17:30I'll tell you what.
17:31Keep reading, then.
17:33Gotta go.
17:34Darth Vader's launching a huge attack.
17:36Um, another thing.
17:38I'm gonna need you to get me the rights to Darth Vader.
17:42I don't know how we'd go about doing that, but...
17:45We can look into it.
17:46We'll look into it.
17:47We need Darth.
17:48We gotta get him.
17:49Go after Darth, then.
17:50We're gonna go get him.
17:51Guess what we gotta do.
17:52We're gonna go get him.
17:54Maybe you're right.
17:56Esther's a 10, and the best I've ever done is Angela, who's a 9, and she rejected me.
18:00A Scranton 9, but, yeah, point taken.
18:04Hey, let's go out tonight.
18:05And just score a couple fours, huh?
18:08I mean, there are no games with fours.
18:10Who needs a new tractor, anyway?
18:12Maybe we're the kind of guys who end up with a tractor that's already been rode hard and put away
18:16muddy.
18:16Screw new tractors.
18:17Guys like us, we gotta plant our seed a different way.
18:21By hand.
18:23Dwight.
18:25We need to talk.
18:26I don't know that there's anything left for us to talk about, Esther.
18:29Look, we're gonna have the tractor for the same amount of work days, but my dad is planning on leasing
18:34it to the Vanderkirk brothers on the weekends.
18:36No.
18:37So you're gonna be paying more, but he's putting on ten times the miles and he's pocketing a profit behind
18:41your back.
18:41That snake!
18:42You need to tell him that you want a deal based on miles, or he can just stick that tractor
18:46where the sun does shine.
18:47That shady grove out by Willard's Pond.
18:51So, you're fine with me not leasing the tractor?
18:54I mean, our courtship can proceed?
18:57Of course.
18:58No.
18:59You didn't think I was just tractor bait, did you?
19:03No.
19:06Hey, Dwight.
19:07What's an auger used for?
19:09Post hole digging.
19:12Stop it.
19:15You've reached Senator Robert Lipton.
19:17Please leave a message.
19:20Hi, honey.
19:21No, you go.
19:21No, no, go ahead.
19:22Hi, honey.
19:23Hey, Robert.
19:24It's Angela and Oscar.
19:26Hey.
19:26Just a few quick things.
19:27Um, the documentary is going to be airing soon, and you look great in the promos.
19:32Oh, you look so handsome.
19:35Very presidential.
19:36Very much so.
19:37Yeah.
19:38Absolutely.
19:38Yeah.
19:39Hey, I get the sense you're gonna be out of this game.
19:41Yes, and I cheated on you with Dwight.
19:44It looks like they got it on film.
19:45I didn't tell you about it.
19:47I think that's it.
19:48I think we're good.
19:49Done.
19:50Bye.
19:50Okay.
19:50Love you.
19:56Hey, Texas Poon Tapa, and Jason, Jason, Jason, and all the rest of you haters out there.
20:00Check this out.
20:22Good night, Andy.
20:23Oh, yeah.
20:24See ya.
20:26Oh!
20:27What?
20:30What?
20:31What?
20:42I hope you got sound on everything.
20:45I'd love a DVD of that.
21:12And I don't know.
21:15And I'm so glad.
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