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01:09To you and me, maybe, but come on. To a child's imagination, that's Mr. Fork and Lieutenant Knife and Miss
01:16Fork.
01:16And a soy sauce packet.
01:21That shouldn't have been in there. I'm embarrassed.
01:23Don't beat yourself up.
01:24We come fully equipped with a restroom, feeding trough, play bucket, and room for a plant in success.
01:31Who will be watching the children?
01:33No one. The door locks from the outside. Escape is impossible.
01:35Prove it.
01:37What? We're going to head outside. Give it a whirl. I just want to see how it works.
01:41Oh, no, no, no. I'll tell you this.
01:43If this works out, I think we're looking real good.
01:46I promise you, that door locks.
01:50Aина razors.
01:51A Families Outro.
01:53A raisins.
01:55A Take-O.
01:55A Giovanni.
01:56A Thousands.
02:08AOOK.
02:16A House.
02:26Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
02:48Michael's been assigned six hours of mandatory counseling with a trained professional.
02:52I actually have a degree in social work.
02:54I mean, I know a lot of people would just ask a few standard questions and check off a few
02:59boxes, but I've got a chance there's something good here.
03:02I know what you want to ask me.
03:05Do your mom ever see you naked?
03:07You can do this with more privacy.
03:10So you can molest me?
03:11Okay, I don't think so.
03:13We're going to leave the blinds open so everybody can see what a big failure you are.
03:21That's the key.
03:24Boycott the Steamtown Mall!
03:26Everyone, you heard me, cancel all your businesses with the Steamtown Mall.
03:31The mall itself or the stores in the mall?
03:33All of it!
03:33The mall, the stores, kiosks.
03:36America's one big mall.
03:37Did something happen to me?
03:38Yeah, something happened.
03:39Oh, yeah.
03:40Something happened, Jim.
03:42Tell us what it is.
03:43I mean, it really helped to get some context so we can get on board.
03:46You don't want to know.
03:48Would you like to imagine a place that you feel very peaceful?
03:52Okay, for me, it's the walk from the yogurt shop to my car after I drop my daughter off on
03:57Sunday afternoons.
04:03I'm glad Michael's getting help.
04:05He has a lot of issues and he's stupid.
04:08Look, I'm not going to tell you that we have lower prices.
04:13Is price something that is important to you?
04:17Okay, well, let me know if anything changes.
04:24Pam?
04:26I can't do this.
04:28I don't have this sales gene or whatever it is.
04:34Tell me everything's going to be okay.
04:36Everything's going to be okay?
04:39Tell me I'm good at sales.
04:41You're good at sales.
04:45The unfair thing about working in sales is that your salary is almost all commission.
04:49So if you suck at sales, you make almost no money.
04:56I guess that's fair.
04:58Wait.
05:00What?
05:01Did you call all my clients at the mall and cancel all my business while using the F word?
05:10Yes, I did.
05:11And I'm going to do the same with all of your clients.
05:14No, you will not.
05:15Oh, yes, I will.
05:17That mall is corrupt.
05:18Okay, they're appearances.
05:20Okay, Dwight, we can't do that.
05:22So why don't you just tell us what happened?
05:24Yeah, what happened, Dwight?
05:25Okay.
05:29You guys know me.
05:30You know that I'm not one for fancy things.
05:34But there was this one thing.
05:35I was in a fancy store and it caught the corner of my eye when I took Moe's down to
05:40the mall to get his blood pressure at the Rite Aid.
05:42I thought, you know, maybe I deserve this.
05:45You know, I've had a great crop yield this fall.
05:48So what happened?
05:49I went to the store and I pressed the buzzer and they looked right at me and then they looked
05:54away.
05:55And then I pressed the buzzer again and they started taking pictures of me with their mobile phones.
06:01I guess I'm not the kind of guy that's good enough for precious heirlooms.
06:06You know what, Dwight?
06:07You need to go back there and you need to pretty woman their asses.
06:10We should start our own mall.
06:12Yeah.
06:12Wait, wait, wait. Actually, that's a really good idea, Kelly.
06:15What did I say?
06:15I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.
06:19Dwight, how about this?
06:20Instead of a boycott, you and I together go down to that store and we teach those snobs a lesson.
06:26No, you and I and I.
06:31I'm going to come with you.
06:33Okay.
06:34Good.
06:35All right.
06:36Did you assume that I would automatically side with the rich snobby shop owner?
06:43How about now?
06:48How about now?
06:52How about now?
06:56How about now?
06:58What's your favorite flavor of...
07:00One hour.
07:01What?
07:02One hour. We've done one hour.
07:04Let's just...
07:05Yeah, or if you don't talk.
07:06No, no, no.
07:08No.
07:08I know my rights.
07:09So all I had to do is sit here for six hours.
07:12Do my time.
07:13Michael, it's up to me to check off the boxes, and I can't do that unless I honestly feel angry.
07:17Do you have any idea how angry that is making me?
07:19Tell me.
07:22I think we might be about to maybe really get somewhere.
07:25Yes, I will.
07:26I will talk all right.
07:28Be careful what you wish for, Toby.
07:32Apparently, there's a famous Hollywood movie from the 1980s, Beautiful Girl.
07:37Pretty Woman.
07:39Pretty Woman.
07:40Apparently, it's one of the best revenge stories of all times, in which this sex worker, who
07:46is the protagonist...
07:48I can't be right.
07:49Andy, how does it...
07:50No, no, no.
07:50I want to hear you tell it.
07:51Okay.
07:53Um, the sex worker is denied service at a fancy store because she does not look wealthy.
07:58She later returns dressed in all the trappings of extravagant wealth, but instead of shopping...
08:03Julia Roberts goes in the store, and she's like, I was in here yesterday, and you people
08:05wouldn't help me.
08:06And the shop girl goes, oh.
08:08And then Julia Roberts goes, you girls work on commission, right?
08:11And the girl's like, yeah.
08:12And Julia Roberts goes, big...
08:13Big mistake.
08:14Huge.
08:17I was telling...
08:18I was telling Matt.
08:19I'll paper supplies and ink cartridges to go with that.
08:22Okay.
08:23Sure.
08:24Who can I speak to in this office about saving on window treatments?
08:28I don't know.
08:29Is one of you the office administrator?
08:34I am.
08:37I'm the office administrator.
08:39Can I show you a few samples?
08:41Uh, we're not interested.
08:42We're not interested at all.
08:47There are a few ways to get promoted.
08:49One is to wait for an opening and apply for it.
08:52That's the main way.
08:54But this could work.
08:56Toby, can I really tell you anything?
08:58Of course.
09:00Well, the other night, I was sitting at the table, eating my penis.
09:05I mean, peas.
09:08That was weird.
09:09Wow, that's weird.
09:10I think it all stems from the fact that I was...
09:16I was probed by an alien life force.
09:20An ALF.
09:23Alf.
09:25You know, I might have actually been probed by Alf.
09:28You might think he's a puppet.
09:31Never see the lower half, but there's a lower half.
09:34Office administrator.
09:36So when did this happen?
09:39A few months ago.
09:40I was talking to someone at corporate who isn't there anymore.
09:44And I think the paperwork just got lost in the shuffle.
09:48Can you believe that?
09:49Yeah, totally.
09:50Well, congrats.
09:51Thanks.
09:51Yeah.
09:52So I'm just going to take care of stuff around the office and get paid a reasonable salary.
09:56We need that, right?
09:57Totally.
09:58That's great.
09:58I get paid $40 a year.
10:00Great.
10:01Maybe $50.
10:02$50?
10:02No, not $50.
10:06$41, I think.
10:08$41,500.
10:09That's great.
10:15Before me stands your co-worker, Dwight Kurt Schroot.
10:19Dwight, show them all sides.
10:20Turn around.
10:20Now, today, we need your help turning Dwight into a gentleman.
10:24A gentleman who is a rich snob who will go into shopping malls and drop huge amounts of cash on
10:31clothes.
10:32Is he still doing this boycott?
10:33No, no.
10:34This is instead of the boycott.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Your shirt and tie are Disgusto El Barfo.
10:39Agreed.
10:39Really?
10:40Maybe something not so monochromatic.
10:42Not so matching.
10:43Wait, less matching to appear more rich?
10:45The glasses are a little...
10:50I liked them.
10:52I thought they were kind of cute.
10:53Yeah, I like them too.
10:56I can't see.
10:57Say stuff like good morning, good afternoon.
11:00People appreciate that.
11:00Wait, I see you every day.
11:02Can I say good month?
11:04I'm telling you how to do this, man.
11:05If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keep your wits about you.
11:10Please and thank you go a long way.
11:12Copy.
11:14Thank you.
11:16Thank you.
11:17Please.
11:19I'll think he's got it.
11:22And I was raised by wolves.
11:25I was 25 years old before I saw my first human being.
11:28Wait, is it a full moon tonight?
11:36Come on, Michael.
11:38These are all fake stories.
11:40Yes.
11:41Yes, they are all fake stories.
11:43What sort of twisted mind would come up with weird stories like that?
11:46Three hours.
11:47We're halfway done.
11:48Oh.
11:58Hey, do you have a second?
11:59Yeah.
12:00Well, as I'm sure you know, for the past few months, I've been the office administrator
12:03since right before you guys took over.
12:05Right, of course.
12:06And I haven't gotten paid yet.
12:08I'm not blaming you.
12:11Thank you so much.
12:12I just think somebody lost the paperwork.
12:15Oh, boy.
12:16Can you get every department head's signature on this so I can back this up to corporate?
12:19Yes, absolutely.
12:20Right away.
12:24You know what, Michael?
12:25You're right.
12:26You win.
12:27This is pointless.
12:28We're not getting anywhere.
12:29I got a bunch of fun stuff.
12:31In case my daughter ever comes over, why don't we just run out the clock by playing games,
12:37drawing some pictures, talking.
12:47We present to you, for your final comments and approval, Dwight K. Schrute.
12:54Go get him, Dwight.
12:55Wish us luck.
12:57Thank you.
12:58Dwight.
13:02All done.
13:04Disposable cameras are fun, although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see
13:09your pictures.
13:10If it's an important event that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera.
13:14But I don't care if I forget today.
13:18You could play something more complicated if you'd like.
13:21This is plenty complicated.
13:22So you played it before?
13:24I played it once or twice with Jeff.
13:26Who's Jeff?
13:27Jeff was my mother's boyfriend, who she married.
13:30So, her husband and your stepdad?
13:34Yeah.
13:35I guess I never thought of it that way, though.
13:39Did you guys do much stuff together?
13:41Yeah, you know what?
13:42He took me to a baseball game once, remember?
13:45It was weird, though.
13:46They took the pitcher out of the game and I felt really bad because the pitcher wasn't
13:51going to be able to play with his friends anymore.
13:53But Jeff said that the manager was making a really good move by taking the pitcher out.
13:57He really respected the manager.
14:02It's working.
14:04I'm doing it.
14:11What?
14:12My place tonight.
14:13Wear this.
14:14Do you have your card?
14:15Yes.
14:19Don't forget the pipe.
14:21It's really sad that your dog ran away, but why'd it keep you from going to the park?
14:26I was afraid I would find him in the park playing with another kid.
14:29Why?
14:30I guess that's why I thought I ran away in the first place, to find a kid he liked better.
14:34Dogs don't do that.
14:35Right?
14:36Why would a dog do that?
14:37I don't know.
14:38When I hear myself say it, it just sounds ridiculous, but I never said it out loud.
14:46It's very important for you to be liked, isn't it?
14:50Well, let's not get too...
14:54This isn't a counseling session.
14:59Okay.
15:03You son of a gun.
15:07You son of a bitch.
15:08Wow.
15:09Okay.
15:09I'm just trying to help you, Michael.
15:11Bitch.
15:12God.
15:13Michael.
15:13You're very helpful, aren't you?
15:15You try to help everybody.
15:17Do you want to play another game?
15:18You are good.
15:20But you know what?
15:20You can't help people.
15:21You couldn't help your marriage.
15:23Lose.
15:24You lose.
15:24I don't need your help.
15:25Nobody needs your help.
15:27Nobody wants it.
15:28You can't help anybody.
15:30I don't need your help.
15:33Am I going to make you cry?
15:34Just fill them out any way you want.
15:36Okay.
15:37Have Aaron fax them back to corporate.
15:39Will do.
15:40Okay.
15:41Filled out.
15:42Good.
15:43Thank you, doctor.
15:43Take two of these and call me in the morning.
15:47Hey, Michael.
15:50About three months ago, I was talking to you.
15:59There are a lot of one-person departments here,
16:01so there's a lot of department heads.
16:04But I'm off to a good start.
16:05Oh, man.
16:07If I can pull this off,
16:08it will be the scam of all scams.
16:12And yet very helpful to everyone.
16:15So, corporate got your evaluations,
16:17and they wanted me to double-check.
16:19Is that really how you feel about Michael's situation?
16:21Yes.
16:23That is not how he seemed to me.
16:26I thought he seemed fine.
16:28You marked severe in all the categories,
16:30including at-risk for homicidal behavior.
16:34Heh.
16:36I saw a TLC show on Kate Walsh's home office.
16:39All corporate.
16:40We can do that.
16:41Right in here.
16:42Easily.
16:43Knock, knock.
16:44Pam, perfect.
16:45I was hoping to talk to the office administrator
16:48about a little office administration problem.
16:50But, of course.
16:51Okay.
16:54The problem, unfortunately,
16:56is about the office administrator.
17:00I have gone through everything
17:01for the past three years.
17:02There is nothing that says
17:04that you're office administrator.
17:06So weird that there's no paperwork.
17:08At all.
17:10Although, like,
17:12unlikely things happen all the time.
17:14My best friend in high school,
17:15she went to Australia,
17:16Canberra, I think,
17:17and she met this guy
17:18who lived only two streets away
17:19from her in America.
17:20Pam,
17:21I don't want to accuse you of anything.
17:23I just want everything to be back
17:25the way it's supposed to be.
17:28Can you just admit?
17:30Admit.
17:33Admit what?
17:34I don't want to say it.
17:42Say it.
17:44Say that I'm lying.
17:45Or say I have the job.
17:46Make a definitive statement, Gabe.
17:48Statements of such a nature
17:49while they have their place
17:50are overused
17:50in a competitive business environment.
17:52Great.
17:53Well, let me know
17:54if you need a new chair
17:55or anything
17:56that an office administrator
17:57can handle.
17:58Will do.
18:03Can I get
18:05one of those nameplates?
18:06This is Gabe Lewis.
18:08For sure.
18:09Anything else?
18:11I'll get it right away.
18:14The first lesson of watching
18:16World Poker Tour
18:17at 2 a.m.
18:18You play the opponent
18:19not the cards.
18:24Is that what we're here for?
18:25A crystal wizard.
18:27I like it.
18:28It's a pewter wizard
18:29holding a crystal.
18:32Wait a second.
18:33You know you can't buy that now, right?
18:36Mm-hmm.
18:36And I can come back
18:37and get it for you later
18:38but I'm saying
18:38right now
18:39we can't do that.
18:40Right.
18:41Because I'm here
18:41for one thing,
18:42revenge.
18:43That's it.
18:43Let me know
18:44if I can help you
18:44with anything.
18:46Excuse me, sir.
18:48Yes.
18:49I was here yesterday
18:50and you refused
18:51to wait on me.
18:52I remember, yes.
18:53I'm terribly sorry about what you said.
18:54You work on commission,
18:55don't you?
18:56Stop, stop, stop.
18:56No, hold on one second.
18:57Did you just say
18:58you remember him?
18:59Of course.
19:00But he looks
19:01much less threatening now.
19:02What does that mean?
19:03We had a safety concern.
19:04We very politely indicated
19:06that he'd be welcome back
19:07Good morning.
19:08if he were in accordance
19:09with our dress policy.
19:10What?
19:11But the bloodstained hands.
19:17It was beet juice.
19:20I am a beet farmer.
19:21I'm very sorry.
19:22Good sir.
19:23I happen to have been working
19:24a very long day that day
19:26when I came to your
19:29finest...
19:29You are...
19:30I'm gonna...
19:30Okay.
19:32Listen.
19:33You can't treat me.
19:34Thank you.
19:35Good morning, sir.
19:36Okay.
19:37Let's go.
19:37You made a big mistake.
19:39Huge!
19:41There it is.
19:42All right.
19:43Ha.
19:45That's pretty good.
19:46Thank you.
19:47Please.
19:48After you.
19:49I'll take the wizard.
19:51Okay.
19:55You forged them.
19:57You forged the forms.
19:59You filled them in
20:00and faxed them yourself.
20:01Yes.
20:01You remember that.
20:02Yes.
20:03But you had me so
20:04worked up
20:05that I made a mistake.
20:06Unless a part of you
20:07made that mistake
20:08on purpose.
20:09You don't make a mistake
20:10on purpose, Toby.
20:12Then it's no longer
20:13a mistake.
20:16Gabe.
20:18He messed it up.
20:19He messed up the forms,
20:20I bet.
20:22I'm gonna mess everything up
20:23so I can fix it
20:24and keep my job.
20:25Ha.
20:26Ha.
20:27Good thing I'm here
20:28because I do nothing.
20:29I make everybody nervous.
20:31Grr.
20:32Oh, okay.
20:34That's your notebook?
20:36All right.
20:37All right.
20:37Let's bang this out.
20:40Let's do it to it.
20:45So that's the office, huh?
20:47Mmm.
20:48Look at that.
20:50Angela's cat.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Why is Angela taller than Dwight?
20:56It feels like that.
20:58Psychiatrists tend to be more crazy
21:00than their patients.
21:01Therapists are whores.
21:04Psychiatry is a narcissism machine.
21:07I learned more from Dr. Seuss
21:09than Dr. Freud.
21:10Earth.
21:11You don't have to be crazy
21:12to live here,
21:13but it helps.
21:15I don't know,
21:16just use the best one.
21:18Next step.
21:18Thank you.
21:20See you next time.
21:21Bye.
21:22Bye.
21:28Bye.
21:34Bye.
21:35Bye.
21:47Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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