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00:00J'ai de cliquer ce cabinet, beaucoup de ces comptes sont des comptes.
00:05Scranton Mimeograph Corp. Je ne pense pas qu'on va faire des choses avec eux.
00:09C'est pas vrai.
00:11Un livre de Robert Dunder.
00:14Un arté de valeur est venu dans ma possession.
00:16J'ai perdu l'intention de l'intention.
00:18J'ai perdu l'intention de l'intention.
00:19J'ai bien récupéré l'intention de l'intention.
00:22L'intention d'une chalice est d'une significative historique et religieuse.
00:28L'intention d'une chalice est d'une chalice.
00:30J'ai envoyé Dwight sur le chalice pour le chalice.
00:33Je pense que je suis un peu plus difficile à faire des choses.
00:37Oh, mon Dieu.
00:38J'ai envoyé Dwight sur le chalice pour le chalice.
00:41Le Dunder Code.
00:43J'ai complètement l'intention de l'intention.
00:46C'était six ou sept ans.
00:49J'ai été létre à chaque nuit pour un mois.
00:51J'ai beaucoup plus de temps à l'intention.
00:53Je ne comprends pas.
00:54Ah-ha.
00:55A lightbulb.
00:57Lightbulb.
00:57Lightbulb.
00:57A lightbulb.
00:59Okay.
01:00Okay.
01:02Invisible ink.
01:04Whoa.
01:05Higher than numbers go.
01:08The ceiling of Upper County.
01:10Dwight.
01:11Down.
01:11Dwight.
01:12Dwight.
01:13Man, I wish I was there to see his face when he gets to the end.
01:16And finds the...
01:17fake grail.
01:19No grail?
01:21You don't remember?
01:21I don't.
01:23An X.
01:25Annex.
01:26It must open something in the annex.
01:29Oh.
01:30Oh.
01:32Cidus Entruiti.
01:35Seat of entrance.
01:44Cidus Entruiti.
01:50Seat of entrance.
01:58There's nothing down here.
02:00Oh.
02:01I expected more from young Albert.
02:03Just...
02:04Just...
02:05Forget it.
02:06Forget it.
02:07Forget it.
02:16So, how are we getting on with our grand social media initiative?
02:21Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy named Derek McBlack.
02:26Wow.
02:27It's just Pete in sunglasses.
02:30And then we had him like Dunder Mifflin.
02:32Correct.
02:32Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek, and we had all of them like Derek's
02:37likes.
02:38So far, we're only popular with imaginary people, but we think this is the start of something
02:42big.
02:43You two are geniuses.
02:44And I am a genius for putting you two together.
02:47Alright.
02:48Pete and I work well together.
02:50Not that there's anything special about Pete.
02:52It could be any guy.
02:53Or girl.
02:54Not that I'm into girls.
02:56Not that I'm into Pete.
02:57Ah!
02:57What was the question?
03:00Hey.
03:01Hey, Jim.
03:01Pete Aroli at Bridgeport Capital requested a meeting at lunch.
03:04Okay.
03:05Can we keep it on the early side, though?
03:07I got that thing in Scranton later.
03:09Oh, sure.
03:09No problem.
03:10Cece's ballet recital is today.
03:12I cannot wait.
03:14I've been working with her on her move.
03:15It's called the Cece Spinning Kiss.
03:16Do you want to see it?
03:17It's kind of like this.
03:22It's pretty cute, right?
03:28Ath-lead.
03:29Please.
03:30They're too lazy to call it athlete's lead.
03:33Jim should just call it Stumpany.
03:36For stupid company.
03:38Nothing stupid about working for yourself.
03:40Hanging out with pro athletes.
03:41Getting free tickets to the games.
03:43That's why I'm doing it.
03:44You're working for Stumpany, too?
03:45Yeah, just weekends for now, but pretty soon I'm switching over.
03:48What?
03:49Yep.
03:50Hey, Halpert.
03:51What's the big idea?
03:52First you jump ship, now you're stealing Daryl 2?
03:55When will it end?
03:56Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity.
03:59You won't stop until you've poached us all.
04:02Yeah.
04:02Even you.
04:03No.
04:04I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me.
04:06By the way.
04:13Hey, Angela.
04:14Did you hear about the Irish American Cultural Center mural?
04:18Oh, I haven't heard it.
04:20So, what about the Irish American Cultural Center mural?
04:24Potato?
04:25Oh, no, Kevin.
04:26It's not a joke.
04:27Angela's husband put me up for a, um, just, never mind.
04:30I have no information, but I'm sure as soon as they know, they'll call you.
04:34Senator Lipton helped me submit my design for a new mural on a building downtown.
04:38Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee.
04:40But, you know, let's be realistic.
04:42There are a ton of great artists in Scranton with way more experience.
04:46I mean, who are they gonna go with?
04:48Some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleab?
04:52Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital.
04:55Oh.
04:58Hey, Cece.
04:59Daddy's gonna have dinner with us tonight after he comes to your recital.
05:02Are you excited?
05:03Yeah.
05:04Let's call him.
05:09Hey, I was just about to call you.
05:11Hey, hon, are you close?
05:13I am still in Philly, actually.
05:15What?
05:16It's insane.
05:17This huge investor got cold feet, so I'm stuck here trying to keep him on board.
05:21Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago when you knew you weren't gonna make it.
05:25Pam, I couldn't get out.
05:26I barely made it out just to make this phone call.
05:28I want Daddy.
05:30You're gonna do great.
05:31And you know what?
05:32Mommy's gonna record it, so we'll watch it together.
05:34Do you mind doing that, Pam?
05:35Of course.
05:36Okay, are you sure you know how to do video on the phone?
05:39Yes, Jim.
05:40I think I know how to point a rectangle at something.
05:43Okay, okay.
05:44You know, just sometimes you're not the best with the phone.
05:46I know how to operate my phone, okay?
05:48Listen, we're getting close.
05:49We will talk to you later.
05:52Say bye, Daddy.
05:53Bye, Daddy.
05:54Bye.
05:56Yep, see, you still gotta press N, Pam.
05:59Press N.
06:02Oh, check it out.
06:03This is our first real like.
06:04Oh my gosh.
06:05All right, Alan Olofsson from North Dakota.
06:07He also likes Hammer Mill and Georgia Pacific.
06:10Wow, that guy's really into paper.
06:12Yeah.
06:12Well done.
06:13You too.
06:14We did it.
06:15You task force forever.
06:19And then, oh wait.
06:20No, you go.
06:21Did I?
06:21Is that you?
06:22You go first and then it's a left one.
06:23No, you go.
06:23Okay, all right.
06:24No, I did not.
06:25All right.
06:25Okay, start off.
06:27Oh, God.
06:28Andy has just started to be nice to me and now I have sent his girlfriend into the arms
06:32of a younger man.
06:33And I cc'd him on every incriminating memo.
06:37Pete and Erin, don't hold back.
06:39Our social media presence should be hot, hot, hot.
06:41Go at it vigorously.
06:43I did everything but unzip their pants for them.
06:46Oh, God, Nelly.
06:49Hey, everybody.
06:50Uh, coffee order is going around.
06:52On me.
06:53Just sign your name below.
06:54Thank you.
06:55You're welcome.
06:56Wait.
06:56This says Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge?
06:58This?
06:59A what?
06:59Double mocha latte, please?
07:01You got it.
07:01Just sign your name below.
07:03Whatever you want.
07:03Loyalty pledge?
07:04Come on, Dwight.
07:05Stop overreacting.
07:06I'm getting all my work done here.
07:08No customers have complained.
07:09Nobody even knows.
07:11Yeah, we'll see about that.
07:13Must out your complaint files.
07:15I need everything you got on Daryl since he started working for Jim in the last few weeks.
07:18Break it down by keyword, okay?
07:21Infuriating.
07:22Irresponsible.
07:23They got us set up with Windows 95, so you're kind of dreaming here.
07:28Okay.
07:29I'm gonna need you to print it out.
07:43Customer Loyalty.
07:44What is it?
07:46Can you hold it in your hand?
07:48Can you nudge it with your finger?
07:50Can you dump it on a woman?
07:52No.
07:53Why?
07:53Because it's an idea.
07:55But what does it mean?
07:56Oh, it's when you get a free sandwich after you've already eaten ten sandwiches.
08:02Not even close.
08:03Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years.
08:06He came in today in a rage.
08:08Why?
08:08Because of Daryl?
08:10Because Daryl was focusing on outside projects and needs to remember his first priority, the client.
08:18I wouldn't say a rage.
08:20Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries, but two of our trucks were down for
08:24repairs.
08:25It was very unlikely it'd happen again.
08:27Thank you.
08:27Thank you.
08:28No, you're not going anywhere, okay?
08:30You're angry, and we are gonna hear you out.
08:33Alright?
08:34Because business is about relationships.
08:36And the key to relationships is what, Daryl?
08:41Loyalty.
08:42Loyalty.
08:43Loyalty is exactly right.
08:44Thank you.
08:45Yes.
08:46I mean, it is everything.
08:47Let's all ask ourselves, have we been faithful in our relationships?
08:52That's none of your damn business.
08:54Daryl is dating Dunder Mifflin.
08:57Daryl is dating Val, still.
09:01But he's flirting with Jim's company on the side.
09:07And we all know what flirting can lead to.
09:10I'm sorry, do I still need to be here?
09:12Yes.
09:12I'm still having a bit of trouble understanding the importance of loyalty.
09:17So let's use an example.
09:19Take Erin.
09:19Erin's boyfriend, Andy, is away across the ocean.
09:24Yeah.
09:24So is it alright for her to flirt with Creed, for example?
09:30Let's try it out.
09:31No, let's not say Creed.
09:33Let's say Mr. X.
09:34Well, I think it would be immoral for Erin to cheat on Andy.
09:37Oh, I'm sorry.
09:38Didn't you cheat on Andy?
09:40Yes.
09:40And he didn't like it.
09:42Does Mr. X know that Erin has a boyfriend?
09:45Or did Erin keep that from Mr. X?
09:48Okay, this is really hard to follow.
09:51Can we just say Pete, cause that's the guy that Erin's flirting with?
09:54.
09:59Ladies and gentlemen, the little ladybug ballerinas.
10:03.
10:16Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
10:35Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
11:11Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
11:14Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
11:18Yeah, right. With slamming bods like that, they ain't playing checkers.
11:21People, it's 2013. Erin is a strong, independent woman. Who says she has to end up with any man?
11:30Okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me? Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends. And that's
11:36the end of it. Right, Pete?
11:38That is correct. Come on, guys. Where's this even coming from?
11:42Your feelings for Erin? Probably your heart. And a little bit your penis.
11:49Nellie, you have to shut down youth task force. I'm not sure if you need to start a new task
11:54force to do that, but please just do whatever it takes.
11:57I suppose that will be all right. Yeah. Most relationships eventually die on their own. But sometimes they just need
12:06a little pillow over the face. You're welcome, Andy. And you're welcome, my own arse.
12:13Listen, I appreciate you taking the time with me. Peter, please, we completely understand your concerns here. Let us just
12:19show you the latest projections. Jim?
12:21Uh, Wade actually has those on the road, but he's gonna be calling in with those numbers any second. So
12:25just hold on. One second. Oh, actually.
12:30Uh, nope. That is my wife. Again, he'll be calling in any second.
12:35Hey, uh, give me a call back when you get a chance. Cece did great, and I want to tell
12:40you something.
12:40Hey, boss, you got to jump on the delivery. I don't do that anymore. That's what they told me.
12:50All right, let's get this over with. You looking for fun? It just found you! Woo! Ha ha!
12:58Here we go! Yeah!
13:02Yes, we will be delivering a shipment of paper today, but I will also be delivering you a big shipment
13:10of fun!
13:14How far is this place?
13:17Uh, not far at all, but I thought along the way we could play some sports!
13:24Fun!
13:26Hey, really nice job in that meeting in there.
13:29Oh, thank you. I don't know, I sort of thought I...
13:31Yeah, so proud of you, hun.
13:33Oh, I don't know. Okay.
13:36Just curious, so what do you have against Pete and Erin?
13:38Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter for the adoption agency, and I just sort of felt I
13:44owed him one.
13:44Pete's a pretty cool guy, though. Andy was a terrible lover to Erin. Basically ignored her and left on a
13:53boat.
13:54I didn't really think about it like that.
13:55Well, well, not everybody has what we have.
14:02What we have?
14:03Mm-hmm.
14:04I just remembered...
14:06I kissed that man.
14:13And...
14:13And...
14:14Yes! Fast food!
14:18I'll take a burger over a gross Philly cheesesteak any day.
14:21They have fast food in Philly.
14:23Not like this.
14:24Exactly like this.
14:26And your milkshake.
14:27Thank you.
14:28It's 30 degrees, are you drinking a milkshake?
14:30Nope.
14:32Fire in the hole!
14:33Oh, yeah!
14:36Now that's what working in a paper company is all about!
14:39Wait, what are you doing?
14:40No, I need the...
14:41We have to go!
14:42You just threw a milkshake in a restaurant where they make minimum wage.
14:45It's a YouTube thing!
14:46Let's go!
14:46Let's go!
14:46Come on!
14:47They're coming!
14:47Anyone want to see the video from CeCe's Recital?
14:50Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped.
14:55That.
14:56Oh, watch it.
14:57Let's get this over with.
14:59All right, you don't have to.
15:00Let's get this over with, Pam.
15:03Okay.
15:08Wait, what?
15:09Excuse me, sorry.
15:10I'm in a rush to get back to work.
15:13Oh, no!
15:14I took a phone call in the middle of taping, and then when I went to turn it back on,
15:18I must have turned it off.
15:19User error.
15:20I heard it happen to other people.
15:22Oscar, don't rub it in.
15:23I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself for choosing a phone call over her child.
15:28Well, it was an important phone call.
15:30I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet.
15:33I want Jim to be the first to know.
15:35Whenever I tell him good news, he's always like, Beasley!
15:40I love that.
15:42Only thing better than getting the job.
15:44Beasley!
15:51Hey.
15:53Hello, Peter.
16:07Barely even feels like a prank anymore.
16:10I missed a spot.
16:12Fire in the hole!
16:13Go, go, go!
16:15Ha-ha!
16:16Yeah, joke's on you, buddy!
16:19They make you come back and clean it up!
16:22I am sorry that that was so awkward for you two in that meeting, but I am going to have
16:27to reassemble the youth task force.
16:29Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea.
16:32Well, that is not your call.
16:33I made the decision.
16:35You have no choice in the matter, and everybody knows it.
16:40Well, okay then.
16:42I guess we don't have a choice.
16:44Nope.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Yeah.
16:45Yeah.
16:59Lady.
17:04You never stop surprising me.
17:14What?
17:15What was that?
17:17Did I just hear you laughing with glee?
17:20No.
17:21Let's clear my throat.
17:26Goodnight.
17:27Night.
17:28Night.
17:30Night.
17:30Night, creep.
17:41Hey!
17:42Hey.
17:43So, how's it going?
17:45We lost Bridgeport Capital.
17:47I have no idea what happened.
17:49It's like everything I did, he just wouldn't go for it.
17:51I'm so sorry.
17:52I have no idea where we're going to come up with this money.
17:54We have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks.
17:58I'm sorry.
17:59I feel like you've already been working insanely hard.
18:01Can you figure out how to upload CC's dance recital? I definitely could use a pick-me-up.
18:08Um, actually, funny story. I didn't get it. I shouldn't have been so cocky about my rectangle-holding skills after
18:14all.
18:14You're not serious, are you?
18:17You didn't get any of the recital?
18:19No, I got the teacher introducing them and then the applause afterwards, but not so much of the middle part.
18:24Come on, Pam. Pam. I asked you if you could use the phone and you swore that you knew how.
18:29Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it.
18:34Oh, great. So, we'll see somebody else's kid with CC in the background?
18:37I mean, it's really not that hard to film a video.
18:41Is there... I'm... You want to ease up a little bit?
18:45Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you. I mean, what do I do?
18:48It's gone. That moment's just gone. I missed it.
18:51I don't know. Jim, maybe you should have been there.
18:53You're not serious, right? I mean, how is that fair?
18:57I'm in Philly. These are my days in Philly. You've agreed to this.
19:01You know what? I don't think you want to start a conversation with me about what's fair, okay?
19:05This is way more intense than I ever would.
19:08Pam, I'm not explaining this to you. Pam, I'm not going over this again.
19:11Jim, we need you.
19:13I don't know how else to tell you, okay?
19:15I'm doing everything I can every week to bring home something for our family.
19:19I am trying to make everything perfect here, okay?
19:22So that you can have everything that you want.
19:24I'm doing this just for me. Is that what I'm doing? I'm doing it just for me.
19:28If that's what you think, then this is a really sad night.
19:32But you know what? I gotta go. Okay?
19:35Yep.
19:36We'll talk tomorrow?
19:38Yep. I'll talk tomorrow.
19:42All right. Great. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
19:45Bye.
20:02Hey, you okay?
20:06What am I doing wrong, Brian?
20:09Nothing. You're doing the best you can.
20:10Brian. Give her a minute. Give her a minute.
20:18Hey, it's just a tough situation, all right?
20:21It's getting tougher.
20:24I just don't know that it's gonna be this hard.
20:27Yeah. Let's turn the cameras off. Seriously, guys.
20:31Enough. Enough.
20:34Thank you.
20:38Fire in the hole!
20:45I nailed that, guys.
20:49And replay.
20:52Thank you.
20:53Fire in the hole!
20:57I nailed that, guys.
21:02I'm gonna miss the paper business.
21:30I love it.
21:33I'm gonna miss the perder numbers in my life.
21:34I love it.
21:37I love it.
21:42You're prodigy.
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