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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:31...and I'm his helper. It's so fun.
00:36Daryl, meet Bear-all.
00:39How much did you pay for that?
00:40Nothing. Won him at the carnival. Spent a ton on tickets, though. Drive safe.
00:45Everybody knows I go to Philly. I've just been using sick days I saved up.
00:50But Aaron was so excited about being sneaky sneaks, I went along with it.
00:56Daryl, you are too much! That guy's hilarious.
01:00He's here today.
01:14I've really been putting in the hours on this mural.
01:17And my boss is totally okay with it, because he's in the Bahamas and has no clue what anybody's doing.
01:23I'm usually very self-critical. I hate what I paint, but I don't know.
01:26This time I feel like it's, um, it's really coming together.
01:29Oh, my God!
01:32What?
01:32Oh, you've got to be kidding me. What is... Are those... Are those butts?
01:37Huh?
01:39No way.
01:41No way!
01:43Excuse me, everyone.
01:45Is it okay if I leave early from work today?
01:48It's Phillip's first birthday, and the senator and I are hosting a party at our house.
01:52Oh, cute. So there'll be a bunch of kids.
01:55No. No children.
01:56Our house is not kid-friendly.
01:58Most of our furniture is sharp.
02:00Also, ew.
02:02It will mostly be campaign donors.
02:05Angela, I am prepared to donate a whopping $8 to Lipton for America to have an invitation...
02:15No, no, please.
02:16You know, actually, none of you could even really make the cut for this thing.
02:20Which I am so sad about.
02:26Angela, you're going to find out, so I thought I'd let you know that, uh, Robert invited me to.
02:33Angela. What?
02:34He said he wanted me there for support.
02:37I'm his... his wife.
02:40Angela's husband and I are in love, but as a politician in this town, you still need the conventional blonde
02:46wife on your lawn signs.
02:47He is risking everything to have me there today.
02:52Me.
02:54We agreed that you wouldn't be seen with him in public.
02:59It's humiliating for me.
03:02Well, if you get to bring a stud, maybe I do, too.
03:10Hey.
03:11Hey.
03:11We are splitting a sublet on a place near Philly.
03:14Just a couple of grown, sexy-ass roommates.
03:17And as much as I miss paying the kids, it's, uh, kind of nice to live the bachelor life again,
03:21you know? Let your hair down.
03:22Jim was nice enough to give me his bedroom.
03:24I'm couching it!
03:25Which usually means there are clothes all over the living room.
03:28And this dude labels his food. He's the clean one. I'm the messy one. How much fun is this?
03:37I love Jim. I love that he hooked me up with a job.
03:39It's just, he uses old t-shirts as wash rags.
03:44He doesn't wash his dishes. Apparently they need to soak.
03:49He hooked me up with a job.
03:55Attention, everyone. Can I have your attention, please?
03:59Yeah, I don't know everybody's name down here, but whoever did this, will you please raise your hand?
04:07Hello?
04:08Hello? This is not over, okay? I will stay up here all day if I have to. Is that what
04:15you want?
04:27Yeah, I will also come down if I want to. It's my choice.
04:32I don't demand justice often. I'm not like Angela, who calls a lawyer every time someone watches a YouTube video
04:38of animals doing it.
04:39But someone should get fired over this, right? Val's no help. Andy's gone. Jim's out.
04:44I just feel like I'm on my own here.
04:49I mean, okay, not completely on my own, but in terms of people who can do something. Thank you, Brian.
04:58Hey, so Wade wants to send people to the Sloan Conference? We've got to compile a list of our target
05:02clients.
05:03Already on it. I ordered them by their Google Trend rankings so we know who they hit first.
05:08Who is this guy? We are killing it.
05:11Deserved.
05:11Yeah.
05:21Conference room. Everybody, now.
05:23You don't have the clearance to call a conference room meeting.
05:26Yes, but David Wallace does. And he asked me to gather everyone to talk about stuff that's gonna be revealed
05:31once we're in the conference room for the meeting.
05:33You're telling me David Wallace asked you to call a super secret classified conference room meeting?
05:39Yeah.
05:41Let's go, everyone! Super secret classified conference room meeting, now!
05:46Let's go.
05:49I have terrible news. Someone defaced my mural. They painted all over it.
05:55I thought that's what you were doing?
05:57Yeah, but this is different.
05:58Oh. They use worse paint than your paint?
06:02I don't think so, but they put paint where I didn't want paint, so...
06:04I thought you wanted paint on the whole thing.
06:06Different colored paint? I wanted different colored paint in the spots where they put their paint, so it just is...
06:12Okay. The point is, these warehouse guys are vandal.
06:15Which is so messed up. It's 6-7-8-2, not 8-3.
06:19Uh, 6-7-8-3 is also a good time. Less mileage.
06:23Pam? What can be done?
06:25Yes. Thank you. Let's answer that question.
06:27I was politely saying nothing can be done. I thought I was clear.
06:30What? Come on, guys. We need to figure out who did this and punish them.
06:36This isn't just about me. This is about all of us. This is our mural.
06:40Don't you see how much we worked on this? How much time and energy we put our heart and soul
06:46into this thing?
06:47David Wallace called this meeting?
06:49Sure did. I was as surprised as you, but apparently he is very passionate about public art.
06:55No, no. Come on, guys. Don't go.
06:59Pam? I'll help you.
07:01You will?
07:02If there's anything I hate worse than art, it's crime.
07:05Thank you. I am in too, Pam.
07:07Yeah? Yes, of course. I believe in you, I believe in your art, and I am bored.
07:13Great. I was hoping for a righteous mob. I ended up with Dwight and Nellie.
07:17But they both have a mob mentality, and I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.
07:23You need my pitchfork?
07:30Hey.
07:31What is it? I have vengeance to exact.
07:33Exciting news. There's room for one more at my son's birthday event, and I want you.
07:38I'm not interested.
07:39Wait, wait. The state transportation secretary will be there?
07:42You could sell your beet salt idea to the highway people.
07:45If I get the de-icing gig, it's gonna be on merit, not because I played politics.
07:52Hey, so a little birdie just told me that Dwight can't come to your son's birthday.
07:58So do you want me to go with you?
08:00No.
08:00Okay, I understand. I'll just stay here then, alone with the money.
08:06Oh, crap.
08:08I am handing out pieces of paper on which you will draw one human butt.
08:14What I do with said drawings is no one's business but my own.
08:17You're gonna compare them to the butts up there?
08:19Incorrect. It is my fetish.
08:21Oh, also sign them. My fetish is signed drawings of butts.
08:24I'm not drawing a butt.
08:25All right then, no bottoms.
08:27Uh, we should ask you to do big rounded W's.
08:31Yes. Or nipple-less breasts.
08:33Okay, okay. Perhaps.
08:34I think it's time to get back to work. Come on, fellas. Let's go.
08:36Or melons, like cantaloupes, with the halves are cut off and then just the bottom parts.
08:41Well, this is getting us nowhere.
08:43We need another approach.
08:45We need to find the weakest one and separate him from the group.
08:51Yeah. I think if we could get Nate alone, we could crack him.
08:55We just need a pretense to talk to him. We could tell him that his mother is dying.
08:58That usually works on him.
09:00Nate! Your mother is dying.
09:10See, I feel bad about that.
09:11Good. It's all right. It's all right.
09:13So she's gonna pull through again?
09:15That's great. Can I talk to her?
09:18No. She needs her rest again.
09:20Now listen. Now that we've got you here, let's talk about this mural business.
09:24You know who the vandal is. Now I know a lot of these warehouse guys are your friends.
09:28But we've got chewing gum.
09:31Gum's gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed?
09:33Like, some of it's just too minty. It's like they're literally trying to hurt you.
09:38Tell us who defaced the mural.
09:40He did it.
09:43All right. You can go. Give him this gum.
09:46There's no gum. There never was any gum.
09:50It's really rude.
09:57Opening with puff pastries? That's a bold play.
10:00They're saying it's only gonna get better from here. Good luck.
10:06That painting is just...
10:08How can anyone that weighs less than a guinea hand be so terrifying?
10:13Ladies and gentlemen, Senator and Angela Lipton.
10:17Thanks, everybody. Thanks for coming.
10:19Philip had no idea he was so popular.
10:24Oh, Robert, you're horrible.
10:27Simon, Maxine, who let you guys in here?
10:31This is the team.
10:33Nice job, man.
10:34You too.
10:36Daryl.
10:38What?
10:40Oh, man.
10:42I'm sorry about that.
10:44That's cool. Reading is tricky sometimes.
10:47Oh, are you really mad about this?
10:49It's my go-to thermos, that's all.
10:51Oh, it's your go-to thermos? Oh, man, that's a bummer.
10:54I'm sorry about that.
10:55No big deal. No big deal.
10:56No, no, no. It's a big deal. It's a big deal.
10:57Oh, no, no, no.
10:57No big deal.
10:58No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't have to do that.
11:00Honestly, I don't mind.
11:14Did you want me to wash it for you, or...?
11:16I don't know. You're gonna wash it, or you're gonna let it soak?
11:23Okay.
11:25There you go.
11:27Thank you.
11:28Thank you.
11:30So, Frank, do you have any thoughts about what was done?
11:34By you?
11:37Maybe, maybe I could get the ball rolling.
11:40Frank?
11:41Hi, Pam.
11:43I am so sorry if I've done anything to offend you.
11:49I'm sure it isn't easy for you guys to have an upstairs person coming down in your space.
11:54So, truly, if I apologize.
11:59But enough about me.
12:01Your turn.
12:08Insert apology here, Frank.
12:12I'm sorry I didn't like your crappy doodles.
12:15I drew a butt.
12:16Big deal. Butts are funny.
12:18Well, I didn't think that butt was funny.
12:21Well, maybe if you got the stick out of yours.
12:22What was that?
12:23You know what? You people can't fire me.
12:26So, screw you.
12:31Wow!
12:32Hey! That is not okay!
12:34What are you gonna do about that?
12:36A compliment?
12:37The first sorry sounded sincere.
12:40There are two or three sorry's in there.
12:43So, it's a lot.
12:45That sucked.
12:46He didn't apologize. There's no talking to that guy.
12:49Oh, your little feelings party didn't work out, huh?
12:52Who won the hugging contest?
12:53No, let me guess. Everyone tied for first.
12:55We should just take him down.
12:57Wait. Are you saying...
12:59I'm saying we should go scorched earth on that guy's face.
13:05Normally, I find Pam to be a comforting, if unarousing presence around the office.
13:09Like a well-watered fern.
13:11But today, she has tapped into this vengeful, violent side.
13:15And I'm like, wow. Pam has kind of a good butt.
13:21He messed with something that was important to you. We need to mess with something that's important to him.
13:25A little eye-for-an-eye action.
13:27Who will hammer obby on this clown.
13:30We need an infiltrator.
13:33I know just the man for the job.
13:38Clark?
13:40He even looks like a mole.
13:42One of his tee shots can wipe out a whole owl population.
13:47You two seem very close.
13:49Yes, we're good friends. Good friends.
13:51Yeah.
13:52And I suppose that may ruffle a few feathers.
13:54Because for a long time, our party has turned its back on the Hispanic people.
14:00Well, that is not who I am.
14:02I am a friend of the Latino community.
14:06And if you ask me, it's time that we bid bigotry.
14:10Hasta luego.
14:12Now, does my embrace of Hispanics make me more electable?
14:16Given demographic trends, I don't know.
14:19And I don't care.
14:20What I care about is Oscar.
14:22My friend.
14:24Mi amigo.
14:25Oscar.
14:30Maybe I should be insulted that he only invited me here to be his token Mexican friend.
14:35But he could have invited any number of Hispanics that he knows.
14:39His gardener, Rogelio, or he could have invited Rogelio, but he chose me.
14:48Rogelio's Malaysian.
14:51My son of a bitch is Malaysian.
14:59Oh, hey.
15:00Hey.
15:00I usually watch TV during my lunch break to school.
15:03Yeah, totally.
15:11It's mine, don't worry.
15:13I didn't say anything.
15:14I don't think you had to.
15:16Excuse me?
15:17I think you might be going a little crazy with this labeling thing, man.
15:20I mean, you put your name on a five pound bag of flour.
15:24Are you honestly saying that if I needed flour, I couldn't use that?
15:27What'd you need flour for, Jim?
15:29That's not the point.
15:30What, you making bread?
15:31No, I'm not making bread.
15:32What kind of bread you're making?
15:33Darryl, it doesn't matter.
15:33Darryl, I think you know the point I'm trying to make.
15:38Alright, I'm being a jerk.
15:41You got me this job, I should be grateful.
15:45I am.
15:45I just, you know, I get a little finicky about my stuff.
15:48That's all.
15:50It's all good.
15:52Are we all good?
15:54We good.
15:57What's that cooler?
15:59Nothing.
15:59It's mine.
16:08What happened to my type of smileys?
16:11Oh crap, are those yours?
16:13I never want to see you working in the upstairs office again.
16:16Do you hear me?
16:18But my only crime was loving the local sports teams and trying to be one of the guys.
16:23Silence!
16:24You'll now be working in the warehouse.
16:26With the untouchables.
16:28Now, go make your hands rough with work.
16:31Okay, boss?
16:33Pam, you know this is ridiculous, right?
16:35Like, you're smarter than you.
16:36Shhh.
16:37Shhh.
16:38This is never gonna work.
16:39Remember your lines.
16:40What lines?
16:41Go move some paper.
16:43Hey, you know that guy Frank who works in the warehouse?
16:46He's not my hire, but I know who he is.
16:48Okay, what is he like?
16:49What's important to him?
16:49Does he have like a favorite pair of boots or a lunchbox or...
16:52What, is he retiring?
16:53You getting him a gift or something?
16:55Yeah, something like that.
16:56I know he loves his pickup truck.
16:57Oh great, his truck.
16:59Great, get the plate number.
17:00Okay, do you know the plate number?
17:01Never mind.
17:01Why would you know that?
17:03And why would I be asking that?
17:04So we know which truck to...
17:05Hey, while I got you on the phone...
17:07Your husband's like a sloppy homeless hobo.
17:09Can you fix that?
17:10Yeah, I was kinda hoping you could.
17:12I gotta go by.
17:13Come on.
17:19Hold on a second.
17:20Uh, Sundeep, let's get you closer to the senator.
17:24Just about there.
17:25Great.
17:25And Oscar, I'm gonna need you to step a little closer to the senator as well.
17:29Somewhere there.
17:30He's blocking me.
17:31It's only a photo, honey.
17:33Excuse me, what's your name?
17:34LaShawn.
17:35LaShawn, great.
17:35You wanna be in a photo?
17:36Right this way.
17:37Not you.
17:38No.
17:38He put me here.
17:39He put you right in front of me.
17:41He did you right in front of me.
17:42Uh, let's just wheel Margaret right in front of me.
17:46Ow!
17:47Here.
17:49Oscar.
17:49Robert.
17:50Angela.
17:50Smile.
17:54I'm done.
17:55What are you...
17:56Is that supposed to be my mural?
17:58Yeah.
17:59Frank draws a butt on your mural.
18:00I'm drawing your mural on Frank's truck's butt.
18:03Eye for an eye, Mamacita.
18:05Aw, Dwight.
18:06That's really sweet.
18:07Let's see yours.
18:08Oh, no.
18:09Um, I'm embarrassed.
18:10It's stupid.
18:11This is amazing!
18:12It's Frank!
18:13And he's leaving a trail of poops?
18:16Yeah.
18:17And he has saggy boobs.
18:20That's great!
18:21I feel better.
18:23Good.
18:24I'm glad you feel better.
18:25This has been a wonderful day.
18:26I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.
18:30I know.
18:31You miss Angela, don't you?
18:33Ugh.
18:33Don't sympathize.
18:34You're ruining the mood.
18:34Back to work.
18:36Draw his penis!
18:40I got back at Frank in the most fitting way possible.
18:43With my art.
18:46You know, the paints are water-based.
18:47It's gonna come off with a hose.
18:48But I think the lesson will last a bit-
18:51My truck?
18:52You had no right!
18:53You know, you had no right!
18:55It's a $40,000 truck!
18:57So?
18:57You started it?
18:58So?
18:59So someone needs to shut you up!
19:00Hey, hey!
19:02Whoa!
19:03Easy!
19:04Son of a bitch!
19:05Guys!
19:06Are you gonna hit a woman?
19:07Get out of here!
19:10Thanks so much for coming.
19:12Thank you so much.
19:13Thank you.
19:14Well...
19:16Have we all calmed down yet?
19:18Yes.
19:19Sorry about that.
19:20It was all my fault.
19:22Let's all try to do better next time.
19:25Kevin, great to see you.
19:26Yeah.
19:26Thank you for the food.
19:27Oh, and also, you suck.
19:31I beg your pardon.
19:32You are like a terrible person.
19:35These guys care about you, and you're just using them.
19:41Again, the food was very good.
19:52Well, I'm gonna say something to the producers.
19:54No, no, it's-
19:54You shouldn't be fired.
19:56I mean, you were just protecting me.
19:58It's all good.
19:58I knew what I was doing.
20:00I'm sorry about your mural, though.
20:01I mean, because-
20:02Oh, no.
20:02You put so much into that.
20:03Forget about my mural.
20:04It's stupid.
20:05You worked hard on that.
20:06That guy's an animal.
20:07I'm glad they're firing him, too.
20:10He's crazy.
20:12Brian, I'm so sorry.
20:14Look, I don't...
20:16I don't want to put myself where I don't belong.
20:19If you ever need me, you just call me, and I'll be there for you.
20:24Thanks, Brian.
20:27See ya.
20:29Thanks, Brian.
20:43See ya.
20:45Wow, this whole Philly thing has been so much fun that I may have lost sight of what really matters.
20:52I mean, having fun is not nearly as important as being good to the people who you really care about.
20:57I mean, that's just roommates 101.
20:59Come on.
21:01Oh.
21:03Come on.
21:04Oh.
21:07How good did that feel?
21:08I feel really good.
21:11Before the night...
21:14It wasn't me...
21:21Before the night...
21:26I expected that whole minute of the night, I wanted you to run out and work on the night for
21:28your birthday before you decide that you're dead.
21:28I did.
21:28The Pedal Mila High School is a great idea for making sure to be that being a little rendering.
21:29No he does not rely.
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