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00:00Sous-titrage MFP.
00:31I don't know her.
00:32Moving out to the Burbs.
00:33Actually, I'm moving further than the Burbs.
00:35Moving to Colorado.
00:36Colorado?
00:36Yeah.
00:37Sunshine State.
00:38Yep.
00:38Don't mess with Colorado.
00:40No.
00:41Doing some skiing?
00:42No, no.
00:43I don't want to end up like Sonny Bobo.
00:45Well, that's just good sense right there.
00:47Yeah.
00:48Everyone I know who skis is dead.
00:51You know what?
00:52I would like to try the luge, though.
00:54Try it once.
00:54You're hooked.
00:56That's my guess.
00:57That's what I've heard.
00:58I'm an Olympics nut.
00:59Oh, yeah?
01:00Me, too.
01:00Summer or winter?
01:02Summer.
01:03Oh, Knuckle.
01:06Actually, I've got to come around and get you.
01:07Yeah, come on.
01:08You know what's funny?
01:09I actually tried to get an animal Olympics going.
01:13Really?
01:14What happened?
01:15You know, life happened.
01:18What are you going to miss most about Scranton?
01:20Oh, wow.
01:21The mountains.
01:23Mm-hmm.
01:23Where things are.
01:24Mm-hmm.
01:25That's the way it goes.
01:26Man, he is late.
01:29I'm going to call him.
01:30Do you mind?
01:30I'm sorry.
01:31No, no, no.
01:32Where is this guy?
01:37Excuse me.
01:38Wait.
01:39Thank you.
01:41Hello.
01:42This is Michael Scott.
01:43Yes.
01:44Hi.
01:45You running late?
01:46No, I'm here.
01:47I'm at the bar.
01:48I'm at the bar, too.
01:49You are?
01:50Uh-huh.
01:51What bar?
01:52I'm at the bar that's located in the lobby of the hotel.
01:57I do not see you.
01:59How long have you...
02:00I've been here about, gosh, over half an hour.
02:03Okay, yeah, me too.
02:04Sorry.
02:05Sorry.
02:06What are you wearing?
02:07I am wearing a gray suit, red tie.
02:10Are we both at the right place?
02:14Which place?
02:15I hear your voice.
02:16I hear your voice.
02:16I see your lips moving.
02:19In the phone.
02:20Oh, brother.
02:21And that's...
02:22Man.
02:24Oh.
02:25Michael Scott.
02:26D'Angelo Vickers.
02:27Wow.
02:28That is insane.
02:30That is insane.
02:31That's right.
02:32That's the right term.
02:33Bartender, let's get some vodka up in this cranberry and one for my friend.
02:37I have heard that it is impossible to become addicted to vodka.
02:41That is true.
02:42That is true.
02:43Vodka is non-addictive.
02:44Most of the higher spirits are undetected.
02:48It's because of the potato.
02:50One, two, three.
02:51To new friends.
02:54Wow.
02:55Oh, wow.
02:57This is going to take hours.
03:00Are her breasts different?
03:02No panties on this one.
03:03Okay, good.
03:04And I think the sail was folded differently.
03:06No.
03:07No, that's good.
03:07That's okay.
03:08That's okay.
03:08It's all good.
03:09On this one, I think she's like, get lost.
03:12But on this one, I think I have a chance.
03:14No.
03:15Okay, now I still think the sail is different.
03:17Come on.
03:18Okay, I think this is broken.
03:20Want to play again?
03:21Definitely.
03:22Not right there.
03:23You want to try this.
03:24Trust me.
03:25Really?
03:25Trust me.
03:26You want to try this.
03:28Mmm.
03:29Are you kidding me?
03:31Because one day they say that blueberries prevent cancer, and then the next day they say that
03:36blueberries cause cancer.
03:37That's totally true.
03:38You know what would be a great Onion headline?
03:40Cancer prevents cancer.
03:50That's so Onion.
03:51I know.
03:51Oh, it's so you, but it's also so Onion.
03:56Here we go.
03:57Ready?
03:58I am ready.
03:59Here we go.
04:03Well, this is it.
04:05What do you think?
04:07She'll do.
04:09Oh, she'll do just fine.
04:13I am very much looking forward to tomorrow.
04:16It is, uh, feels like the culmination of a lot of hard work, a lot of good fortune, and,
04:21uh, come on.
04:24Did that, did that just happen?
04:27We should write a movie or something.
04:29I'm serious.
04:30I'm serious.
05:01Do not talk to me until I have had my coffee.
05:05Until I've had my coffee, do not talk to me.
05:15Oh, I feel better.
05:18I feel awesome.
05:19It does not agree with me.
05:22Coffee.
05:23No.
05:24And yet I have to have it.
05:26You know what?
05:27Coffee keeps me regular.
05:28Yeah.
05:32That's the best time of the day in that, in that regard.
05:35Right, right, right.
05:35That is the best time of the day.
05:36Right, right, right.
05:39I get her about seven minutes.
05:42Really?
05:43Yep.
05:43Seven minutes from this.
05:46Beeline.
05:46So at 8.37.
05:54Michael is leaving, and apparently they already hired a new manager, and we're meeting him today.
06:02It's a lot to process, paperwork-wise.
06:10Nope.
06:11It's not Ashton Kutcher.
06:13It's Kevin Malone.
06:16Equally handsome, equally smart.
06:20Good morning.
06:23Good morning.
06:25Good morning to you.
06:30What's this?
06:32Oh, nothing.
06:33That is just a screenplay.
06:35The Adventure Pals by D'Angelo Vickers and Michael Scott.
06:39Oh my gosh, it's 150 pages long.
06:42Okay, everyone.
06:43As you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for its own sake.
06:49So without further ado, let's all start clapping.
06:57Presenting D'Angelo Vickers!
07:02Hi.
07:03Hello.
07:05Come on out!
07:08Hello.
07:10Hey.
07:11How are you, sir?
07:12I'm well, sir.
07:12How are you?
07:13Can I just say I am so excited to be working here.
07:16We couldn't be more excited about having you here.
07:19Welcome.
07:19A little bit about myself.
07:21I love the American Southwest, for starters.
07:24You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah.
07:28I call them heaven.
07:29I have a peanut allergy.
07:31Something I live with.
07:32It's a part of me.
07:33I've learned to cope with it.
07:34I was a nationally ranked high jumper in high school.
07:38Really?
07:39Yeah.
07:39I didn't know that.
07:40Couldn't do it in college for academic reasons.
07:42And that's something that still bugs me.
07:44What else?
07:45I'm just as comfortable at a ball game as I am at the opera.
07:51I was a...
07:52Did I want to be made manager?
07:53Sure.
07:55A great opportunity squandered?
07:57Absolutely.
07:57A crushing blow?
07:59Yes.
08:01Will I get over it?
08:03Mmm.
08:04No.
08:06But life goes on.
08:08Not for me.
08:09I think with a little hard work, we can become the greatest office in the world.
08:16And I truly believe that.
08:18That's not an understatement.
08:19Okay?
08:21Right?
08:22Yeah?
08:23Yeah?
08:23Okay.
08:25That's about it.
08:26That's about it.
08:27Yeah.
08:27There's so much more.
08:28This guy is being so modest, there's a lot more to him than what he just said.
08:34We can't wait to learn it all, right, guys?
08:36Again, welcome.
08:39Fantastic.
08:40Thank you so much.
08:41Sarah?
08:42Yes.
08:43Thank you very much.
08:45So we talk for like 20 minutes.
08:48No clue.
08:49It's D'Angelo the whole time.
08:51It's kind of embarrassing.
08:52No.
08:53No.
08:53Yeah.
08:54That story makes you sound stupid.
08:56I happen to like the hilarious hijinks that I get myself into.
09:00There he is.
09:01There he is.
09:01D'Angelo, I was just telling him about last night when we met.
09:05Remember that?
09:07That was crazy.
09:09Let's see.
09:10Where's my replacement?
09:12Where's the guy I'm replacing?
09:14I don't know.
09:15Why don't I look to my left?
09:16I know.
09:17He's sitting right there.
09:17I know.
09:19Well, that's what I was just saying.
09:22That exact situation is why I always carry around a couple of these.
09:26Just in case.
09:27Because, you know, sometimes you need to ID yourself.
09:30Office funny guy.
09:32Always glad to have an office funny guy around.
09:35I wasn't even trying to make a joke.
09:37But I guess I've always been sort of quirky.
09:40Offbeat.
09:41A little twisted.
09:44This is Jim and Pam, a.k.a. Jap.
09:47What started as an affair has blossomed into a family before our eyes.
09:51Well, it wasn't an affair.
09:52Yes, it was.
09:53But, no, but we are family.
09:54We made that.
09:56Cecilia.
09:57Oh.
09:58Congratulations.
09:59Thank you.
10:00I have four kids of my own.
10:01Really?
10:01Yeah.
10:02Oh, my gosh.
10:02Well, we just have the one, but she poops for four.
10:06Uh-oh.
10:07Someone started off on a good foot with the new boss.
10:10Yeah, they don't ever talk about careers that were made because of unplanned pregnancies.
10:15So.
10:17Meredith has shown me her breasts on three separate occasions.
10:20Really?
10:20There's Dwight.
10:21Dwight!
10:23Best right-hand man of the business, but you better buy a taser to keep him from wiping your butt.
10:26Hey, Dwight?
10:27You had something to say to D'Angelo?
10:30Welcome, new manager of Dunder Mifflin.
10:34I'm Dwight K. Schrute.
10:36I am assistant regional manager.
10:38I will be at your beck and call night and day.
10:40Consider me an extension of your own hand.
10:43I serve at your pleasure.
10:45Congratulations on joining the staff here.
10:47This truly is a great day.
10:51The end.
10:52Very nice.
10:54Thank you.
10:55Brought you some cookies.
10:56Oh, Dwight's Home Baked Cookies.
10:58These are the best.
10:58Lemon bars or the coconut ones?
11:00I got these at the store.
11:02Apparently, it's one of the most popular brands in the United States.
11:06Enjoy.
11:06Chips a whole.
11:08Okay.
11:11Maybe you ran out of yeast.
11:12I don't know.
11:14Maybe syrup?
11:16No, not syrup.
11:16Well, maybe syrup.
11:17I don't know.
11:17Oh, sure, sure.
11:18You can use syrup.
11:19That apple looks delish.
11:22I do a lot of portion control.
11:23Try to keep my daily caloric intake under 1,200.
11:26D'Angelo, you're going to starve to death.
11:29So you decided to have an orgy and not invite me?
11:31Come on.
11:32I call middle.
11:35It's cool that you like the Southwest.
11:37It's one of my favorite regions.
11:38It's one of my favorite regions.
11:40Did I just sound totally lame?
11:43Huh.
11:45That sounded good.
11:47I love the desert.
11:48It's one of my favorite ecosystems.
11:50Here's the great thing about the Southwest.
11:53There is so much more than desert.
11:55Along the north rim of the Grand Canyon is a forest as lush as you've ever seen.
12:00Burned.
12:01It's lush, dummy.
12:03Hey, uh, D'Angelo, what do you think about bald people?
12:07I hate them.
12:08D'Angelo, I forget.
12:09Did you mention you liked politics?
12:11I did not.
12:12Because I was thinking you should meet my boyfriend.
12:14He's a state senator.
12:15I really think the two of you would hit it off.
12:17He's a great person to know.
12:19Sounds very interesting.
12:20Thank you.
12:21Mm-hmm.
12:23Psst.
12:23Thanks for meeting me.
12:25Are you kidding?
12:25I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Where'd you find him?
12:29There's no turtle, Michael.
12:30I just wanted to get you here.
12:32Oh, you know me very well, Dwight.
12:34That's because I'm your right-hand man, Michael.
12:36But I can't do it.
12:37I can't do it again.
12:38I can't be a right-hand man to a whole new guy.
12:40Now I'm going to have to go online and look at turtles, or else I'm going to be off the
12:44whole day.
12:44I want to be manager.
12:47I had been Robin to your Batman for 11 years, 11 glorious years, Michael.
12:51But at a certain point, Robin needs to become Batman.
12:55Batman scares me, Dwight.
12:56Let's not talk about Batman.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Well, you know what?
12:59Bat scared Bruce Wayne, too.
13:00That's why he became Batman.
13:02Ha.
13:07What are you thinking?
13:08Nothing.
13:09Is there a turtle, man?
13:11No, Michael.
13:12I just don't understand why I wasn't even interviewed for the job.
13:17No, what's wrong?
13:18I'm totally qualified.
13:19You were pushing for me.
13:21I didn't know Dwight wanted to be manager.
13:28D'Angelo, you'll get a kick out of this.
13:31Do you know those old school blocks, the wooden blocks for kids?
13:34Mm-hmm.
13:35Oh, my gosh, yes.
13:36Oh, yeah, the block story.
13:37This is great.
13:37Right.
13:38Okay, go ahead.
13:38So, the blocks with the letters on E.
13:40Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
13:41So, we give a set of those to Cece, and we turn around for like a second.
13:44A second.
13:45A second.
13:45And we turn back, and she has spelled out the word ass in the blocks.
13:50So, we're laughing.
13:52She's grinning.
13:53It was so funny.
13:55Kids are a riot.
13:56They really do say the darnedest things.
14:01Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin.
14:02Okay, let me transfer you.
14:05Why do you use your name when you answer the phone?
14:07Oh, that's how Pam does it.
14:08I just copy her.
14:09She's sort of a living legend.
14:12Try it without using her name.
14:14Dunder Mifflin.
14:15This is.
14:17Oh, yeah, I like it.
14:19Dunder Mifflin.
14:20How may I assist you?
14:22Who assist?
14:23I sort of like the old way.
14:26Just, uh, I just prefer it without the name, and I thought.
14:28Okay.
14:29No, no, no.
14:30I've got to start doing some managing at some point, right?
14:32I know, I know, I'm sorry.
14:33But if it's not a big deal, we should just do the old way.
14:35And it really isn't.
14:36Okay.
14:36That good?
14:36Yeah, okay, good.
14:37Well.
14:38I'd like to change it, actually.
14:39Well, you know, whatever.
14:41Yeah.
14:42Whatever you think would work.
14:43What do you think?
14:44Yeah.
14:45I think a change would be nice.
14:46You could do the old way or the, you know, whichever one you want to do.
14:49Hello?
14:50Mm-hmm.
14:54Change it.
15:05I'm so sorry.
15:07Sorry.
15:13Come on, you maggot.
15:15Bye-bye, calories.
15:17Woo!
15:18Ah!
15:20Ah!
15:21Don't stop now.
15:23No one's stopping.
15:25Ah!
15:26Ah!
15:28Ah!
15:28Hey!
15:28Hey!
15:29Hey!
15:30Wow!
15:31Look at you!
15:33Oh, don't hug me.
15:34No, get away, get away.
15:36I see you've, uh, you've been introduced to our conference room.
15:41Multi-function room, yeah.
15:42So, I was thinking that maybe I could show you around a little bit more.
15:46You could shadow me.
15:47Still a lot to learn, so.
15:50You know, I'm feeling like I'm ready to dive in.
15:52Well, the water's pretty cold.
15:54A lot of octopuses out there.
15:56Well, I've been taught by the best octopus hunter in the biz.
15:59I haven't taught you everything.
16:00There's...
16:01Pretty good teacher.
16:02I feel pretty prepared.
16:03You know what?
16:04No teacher in the world could teach his job in one day.
16:08I think you just about did.
16:09Well, I don't think I did, so I...
16:12Wanna go?
16:13Wanna shout on me?
16:16Let me finish getting dressed.
16:17All right.
16:21Oh, hey, Dwight.
16:22Uh, before I forget, I would love to know of any great restaurants in town, if you have any thoughts.
16:27I, uh, I've got a list here that has pretty much every place in town.
16:30Oh, great.
16:34So, make sure you get that back to me.
16:39I'll get that, you guys.
16:40Don't miss that.
16:41I'll help you out here.
16:42No, it's just...
16:43You know?
16:46Oh, hi.
16:47Hello.
16:48Hi.
16:50Have we met before?
16:52No, not officially.
16:53I saw you coming out of the bathroom earlier.
16:56Well, I guess I'm gonna go back to my cave.
16:58Okay.
16:59It was really great meeting you.
17:01And that is what they call a meet-cute.
17:10Hey, funny guy.
17:12I have a little midday lull here.
17:14Make me laugh, huh?
17:16What do you got?
17:16I can't even look at you.
17:18Here we go.
17:19Okay.
17:22Okay, what do, um, African Americans call the...
17:28Uh...
17:28Hey.
17:32What?
17:34Um...
17:34D'Angelo?
17:35Yeah.
17:35Did you order a barber?
17:36Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:37Yeah, yeah.
17:37Come on back here.
17:38Put a pin on that.
17:39I can't...
17:40I can't wait to hear the punchline.
17:42Finish the joke, Candy.
17:44What do African Americans call?
17:46I don't know.
17:47Help me.
17:48That is so badass.
17:52Just so hardcore.
17:54Yeah, very cool.
17:56Real power move.
17:57Yeah.
18:00I saw a hawk today.
18:03He's just sitting right there on the overpass.
18:06Looking at me.
18:11Shave me.
18:14Well, this is going to be funny, because it looks like we're going to be shaving buddies.
18:21Okay, all right.
18:21I love it.
18:23I love it.
18:24Michael, this is Reggie.
18:25Hello.
18:26He's the number one Yelp-reviewed shaver in Scrant.
18:29It's not even close.
18:30And this is Erin, and she's going to shave my face.
18:33Here we go.
18:41All right.
18:43This is how we do it.
18:46Mmm.
18:47It feels nice, doesn't it?
18:48It really does.
18:51This is luxury.
18:53Here we go.
18:58Okay.
18:59Hey.
19:00Oh, that is nice.
19:02You want to talk to us, D'Angelo?
19:04Oh, yes.
19:04Yes, please.
19:05Cozy up there.
19:07Just thought we could have some rap sessions with smaller groups.
19:09Well, you know, we don't really do rap sessions.
19:11We kind of do, God, we sort of do more of like powwows or what-ups.
19:16Okay, well, powwows then, fine.
19:18That's, oh.
19:19Hey, D'Angelo, my mom just sent me this picture of Cece.
19:22It is so adorable.
19:23All right, wait, but a little bit of backstory.
19:25She loves dogs.
19:26She calls them da-da's.
19:27Da-da's.
19:27And what happens is...
19:28You know what?
19:29Enough about your baby, okay?
19:32I'm sorry.
19:34Well, we were just, I think she was just trying to...
19:35No, no, no.
19:36I know what you're doing.
19:37Just quit it.
19:40I want to hear from the rank-and-file.
19:43How can I be the best manager for you all?
19:46You know, what can I do better?
19:48Okay, you know what, everybody?
19:50You have to be honest here.
19:53You can't say that everything is perfect, right?
19:57So, you know, come up with something.
19:59Well, D'Angelo, I'd say communication could be improved.
20:02People stop reading memos, so everyone marks them urgent.
20:06Okay, you know what?
20:07I mark it urgent A, urgent B, urgent C, urgent D.
20:11Urgent A is the most important.
20:13Urgent D, you don't even really have to worry about.
20:17Okay, Michael, can you stop talking?
20:19I have to do your lips.
20:19Don't shake my lips.
20:22How about you, Dwight?
20:24Uh, yeah, I'm just right by your side, so, yeah.
20:29Personally, D'Angelo, I just want to sit and see how you do things.
20:33I'm really excited.
20:35There must be something you'd like to see specifically improved.
20:37I do think that there is a web of racism and or jealousy that...
20:41This is a great start.
20:42Props to you.
20:46D'Angelo's great.
20:47I love the guy.
20:48But I'm not sure he's a good fit for the office.
20:51And also, I'm not sure if I love the guy.
20:54Did we just totally blow it?
20:56I don't know.
20:57I mean, I get that talking about your kid can be annoying.
21:00You know, everybody thinks their kid is the cutest in the world.
21:04Cece really is.
21:05Right?
21:06Yeah.
21:09We just gotta get her in here.
21:13What's up?
21:14I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but I wrote the perfect joke.
21:18Topical, edgy, funny.
21:22I saw this thing in the news.
21:24Democrats won electric cars.
21:26Republicans don't.
21:27Right.
21:27I'm thinking, how crazy is it that we got a car debate going on in a city known for gridlock?
21:34Um, let's not talk politics in the office, okay?
21:38I like you better as a funny guy.
21:40I wasn't taking a position.
21:42It was just sort of one of those things.
21:52Now, that's funny.
21:54That's funny.
21:56You walk much?
21:57Yeah.
21:58Right?
21:59I mean, uh...
22:04A little click.
22:05Mm-hmm.
22:08Angela, this box came for you.
22:10Great.
22:11Thank you.
22:12It's my stuff.
22:13Oh.
22:13Yeah.
22:15Michael, take a look at this.
22:16Need a hand?
22:17Oh, that'd be great.
22:18Thank you.
22:18Hey, you know what?
22:19This office sort of has a perfect feng shui to it.
22:22And, you know, let's not go overboard with the redecorating.
22:27And I'm still here, so...
22:28Wow.
22:28Right?
22:29Nice.
22:31I still have to look at this stuff, guys.
22:32So...
22:33Oh, man.
22:34So this is a 10-gallon hat, huh?
22:35Yeah, you like that?
22:3610-gallon hat.
22:37Technically, it only holds about three quarts.
22:40A little factoid.
22:40Interesting.
22:42No.
22:42I've always loved the Southwest.
22:44I got a lot of this stuff at home.
22:46You know, turquoise and rocks.
22:51I need this job, man.
22:54I love this.
22:55I love change.
22:56Change is good.
22:57And you know what?
22:58I think right now I'm going to change this supermodel back into Kevin Malone.
23:03Oh, there he is.
23:05Oh, my God.
23:11All right.
23:11This was just...
23:13It was just awful a little bit.
23:17Thank you, Michael.
23:18You're welcome.
23:18That's better.
23:24Cool, cool.
23:26All right.
23:26See you later, girl.
23:27Hey, hey, hey!
23:30No, I'm good.
23:31Keep that.
23:33Hey, funny man.
23:35What you got for me?
23:36Make me laugh.
23:54Oh, let's see it.
23:56This is my favorite teaser.
23:58Oh, jeez!
24:16That's hot coffee.
24:19Drink some soap.
24:22Drink some soap.
24:32I guess this is my life now.
24:35Can you believe that?
24:38They're all treating him like he's some sort of god.
24:40You know, they used to say that I was the world's best boss.
24:44Now you're a lame duck.
24:46Yeah, well, you're a retarded owl.
24:48And the Angelo is a fat cow.
24:50He's the same body type you have.
24:52You're like body twins.
24:54I guess I mean just from how he used to be.
24:57What do you mean?
24:58I have just come into the possession of a photograph.
25:01You perceive a certain person in this office.
25:05What is it?
25:06It's a picture of a super fat guy.
25:09Yes.
25:10I'll say.
25:11It's D'Angelo.
25:13Yes, it is.
25:15This is a photograph taken of D'Angelo Vickers.
25:19I just, I can't get that picture out of my head.
25:22This curly-haired idiot used to be so fat.
25:27It really is a shame that a person's weight or their former weight makes us think less of them.
25:34Meh.
25:35How do you let yourself go like that?
25:37I don't know.
25:38I know, Michael, right?
25:39Just jog in place ten seconds a day.
25:41That's all it takes.
25:42I know.
25:43I didn't have ten seconds a day.
25:47I was too busy eating.
25:51That's okay.
25:52Pass it around.
25:53Let everyone take a look.
25:54Creed, you looked at it yet?
25:56Yes, but I'll gladly look again.
25:57I used to weigh 425 pounds.
26:02I was unhappy and unhealthy.
26:04I used to go to tapas restaurants and gorge myself on Spanish charcuterie.
26:10I mean, let's be honest.
26:11Tapas is a cuisine for groups.
26:14Not with me.
26:15Tapas party of one.
26:17Looks like you went over the tapas with food.
26:21One day, I had a long layover in Phoenix.
26:24I thought I'd do some sightseeing.
26:25And my car broke down in Sedona and I found myself just wandering, delirious with hunger.
26:30And I swear to God, I felt an energy.
26:36I felt stronger than I'd ever felt before, like I could do anything.
26:40Keep in mind, I was naked.
26:42But in that moment, I felt like I could change.
26:45And I made a promise that I would lose 202 pounds within a year.
26:48I just, I can't get that image out of my head of what you used to look like.
26:54It's just my friends, my new family.
26:57I stand here today.
26:59Guess how much weight I lost?
27:02202 pounds?
27:04203.
27:11And that is why I so firmly believe that this extraordinary group of people that I'm looking at
27:22has a chance, has an opportunity to become the greatest office in the world.
27:28Because we can change anything we want.
27:30I'm living proof.
27:31You know what?
27:32He's right.
27:32If he can lose all that weight, then I can wear fake hair.
27:38Thanks for sharing, D'Angelo.
27:39Amazing.
27:41Thank you.
27:48And thank me for bringing it up.
27:54How do I become a manager at Sabre?
27:57First things first, thank you for coming to me directly.
28:00You know, I know you could have called Tallahassee, but they would have just looped back to me.
28:04So, it's cool you recognize my role here.
28:06I'd love to message your corporate.
28:07Ah, there you go.
28:09Get a recommendation from Michael.
28:11That'll put you right on the short list for next time there's an opening.
28:14Can't you just use the recommendation you already have on file?
28:17What recommendation?
28:19From when he recommended me to replace him.
28:27I'm sorry I never know how to act in these awkward type situations.
28:32Best whale watching.
28:34Easily the West Coast.
28:35If you're going to go whale watching on the East Coast, you might want to bring a magazine called West
28:39Coast Whales.
28:40Because you're not going to see them.
28:42Snack time.
28:43It's a witching hour.
28:44It is a sandwiching hour.
28:46Awesome.
28:46Mmm, what you got?
28:48PB and J. My mom's recipe.
28:50Michael, D'Angelo has a peanut allergy.
28:52Okay, I need a wide berth. I need a wide berth from those nuts.
28:55What are you doing if you lost your mind?
28:56I think Kevin wants one, Kevin.
28:58Here you go!
28:59Oh!
29:00Michael, this is serious.
29:02Do you know what happens if D'Angelo touches a peanut?
29:04What?
29:05Michael, the last time I was exposed to a peanut, I was itchy for three days.
29:09Okay?
29:09I had to take baths constantly.
29:11I missed the O.J. verdict.
29:12I had to read about it in a paper like an idiot.
29:14Wait, so you don't go in to, like, shock or die or anything?
29:17No, Jim.
29:18Not everything's life and death.
29:20I want to feel comfortable.
29:21Oh, in the air!
29:22No one had a problem with the air here until you came around.
29:34Everyone, mandatory meeting.
29:36Multipurpose room, now.
29:37No, that's good.
29:38You just stay in there.
29:39Stay in there by yourself, loser.
29:40Nobody go in.
29:41What?
29:42Nobody go in there.
29:42What?
29:43Stay where you are.
29:44Michael, this is insane.
29:45No, it's not insane, Oscar.
29:47I've been here for 19 years, and just because someone else has called the boss, you're going
29:51to throw it all away?
29:51No, no.
29:58Listen, you're the one who decided to leave.
30:00Come on, he's our new boss.
30:01You know we have to do this.
30:03Okay.
30:05Well, who needs him?
30:08Looks like it's just you and me, Dwight.
30:10Correction.
30:12Just you.
30:14Okay.
30:14Okay.
30:14All right.
30:16Meeting.
30:17Multi-function room.
30:19I'll be accepted.
30:22Hold on.
30:25Hey, Michael.
30:27Michael, wait up.
30:27Hold up.
30:28Hold up.
30:32Um, so for these meetings, do you just jump into business, or do you start with some chit-chat,
30:37or?
30:39I start with some chit-chat, and maybe a couple of jokes.
30:44And you might want to develop a couple of characters.
30:47You know what?
30:47You just, you'll be fine.
30:49Maybe.
30:50Maybe not.
30:5150-50.
30:52No.
30:53You know, it is too bad for this place that you're leaving.
31:01Bring it in.
31:02Come on.
31:07Bring it in.
31:25Why did you have to be so damn good?
31:30I, I'm adequate.
31:33I, I'm half as good as you.
31:35No, no, no.
31:36Come on.
31:37You are good.
31:38They know it.
31:39Come on.
31:40I just didn't expect you to get there so fast.
31:44Would you do me a favor and enjoy this time, okay?
31:46You've worked so hard.
31:47Get your senioritis on.
31:49It's, it's like Havasu time.
31:51I guess I've been working so hard, I forgot what it's like to be hardly working.
32:00Okay.
32:06What is the Native American girl's name?
32:10He'll figure it out.
32:21Thank you, Dwight.
32:22Thank you, sir.
32:26Um, uh, listen up.
32:34Hey.
32:35D'Angelo.
32:36Want to meet Cece?
32:44That's a cute baby.
32:46Very cute baby.
32:48Adorable.
32:48Very cute.
32:49Thank you very much.
32:51I'm sorry.
32:52I'm sorry.
32:52I should get back to work.
32:53Oh, yeah, absolutely.
32:54Okay.
32:55Thank you so much.
32:55Say bye-bye.
32:56Say bye.
32:56Bye.
32:57See?
32:58We knew it.
32:58If he just met her, he'd understand.
33:00We're back in.
33:02Huh.
33:02Huh.
33:03Right?
33:04I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called Babies I Don't Care About.
33:11Take care.
33:13Bye-bye.
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