09:40Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
10:16Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
10:40C'est un manhunt-slash-rescue mission.
10:43Ok, j'ai juste...
10:43Quand vous êtes là, ou quand c'est conveniant,
10:45je pense que vous êtes là...
10:47Ma'am, je vais évidemment avoir ces trucs pour vous,
10:48donc juste shut up.
10:49Ok, alors, c'est pas...
10:53Non, c'est un mot de Michael.
10:57Ta-da!
10:58Ok, c'est deux grands dogs
11:01avec deux grands arbres
11:03sur une une île d'une île d'une île d'une île.
11:05Oh, j'ai un.
11:06Yeah?
11:06Oui.
11:07Ok, je suis désolé, mais je vais devoir arrêter ça.
11:09Je vais vous laisser un petit peu.
11:10Boo!
11:11Unless...
11:12We can all agree to some ground rules.
11:14It's either that,
11:15or I can fax this to Joe
11:16and let her decide how to proceed.
11:18Gabe,
11:19tell us your stupid rules
11:20so we can start the game.
11:22Number one,
11:22and this should be obvious,
11:23no captions that insult the company we work for.
11:26Ioni is such a critical...
11:28Number two!
11:29No pop culture references.
11:32Seriously?
11:33Well, I think we can all agree
11:34they tend to alienate those
11:36who don't get the reference,
11:37making them feel like the other.
11:39Wrap it up, Gabe.
11:41Ok, final thing,
11:42and this is a fun one.
11:43Instead of writing the caption
11:44directly under the picture,
11:47let's all try using sticky quips.
11:49Right?
11:49New, from Dunder Mifflin Saber.
11:51Sticky quips are fun.
11:53They are safe.
11:54They are handy.
11:55I like to use sticky quips
11:57as regular post-it notes
11:58when I'm in a fun mood.
11:59Not every day.
12:01Go get them.
12:02Start quipping.
12:06Pam, I think I'm gonna send you an I.M.
12:08Oh, ok.
12:10Send me one, too.
12:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:11Put me on that.
12:12Si, si.
12:16Hello.
12:17I would like a hot dog, please.
12:19Now, I don't have any money,
12:21so here is what I would like to do.
12:23I leave you here with my watch,
12:25and I come back later,
12:27and I pay for the hot dog.
12:28I'm not a pawn shop.
12:29Well, I understand that,
12:31but this is a $45 watch.
12:34Wow.
12:34With that, I could buy
12:36half the menu.
12:37I can't just go giving away hot dogs.
12:39Alright.
12:40What do you do with the hot dogs
12:42that you don't sell?
12:42Throw them away.
12:43Well, ok,
12:44instead of throwing them all away later,
12:46why don't you just throw one away now
12:47into my mouth?
12:48No.
12:49Ok.
12:50Ok.
12:50You've just lost my business.
12:53Oh.
13:00Hey.
13:01Hey, you were in there forever.
13:02There's too many brands.
13:03Where's Holly?
13:04She wandered off like an idiot.
13:07Hey.
13:08Hey.
13:09What are you doing?
13:09I'm just changing my cell phone plan.
13:11Ok.
13:12Ok, here you go.
13:14I'll take my free stress ball, too, now.
13:16Sure thing.
13:16Here you go, miss.
13:18Ok, Fanny, smell more.
13:20Real original.
13:21What?
13:21You know what?
13:22Say hi to Orville Tuttenbacher for me.
13:24Tuttenbacher.
13:26Orville Tuttenbacher?
13:27That's Michael's millionaire character
13:28that farts...
13:29That farts popcorn.
13:30Of course he was here.
13:32She's the key.
13:33Amazing.
13:36Holly.
13:37Hey.
13:38Where would you like to go next?
13:40Holly?
13:44Are there egg rolls really that big?
13:48Oh, boy.
13:50That was yummy.
13:51Thank you so much.
13:54Oh, God.
14:00You know what?
14:00I think I left my wallet in my car.
14:02Do you mind if I run out and get it?
14:03No problem.
14:04Ok.
14:05I'll be right back.
14:13Ok.
14:14You know what?
14:14I'm sorry.
14:15I'm sorry.
14:17I don't have my wallet.
14:19And I was going to try to dine and dash.
14:23And that was stupid.
14:25And I realized I can't do that to you fine people.
14:27So you can't pay for your food?
14:28Well, I can.
14:29But I will have to come back later tonight and pay you.
14:33But the point is I did the right thing.
14:36You did not.
14:37You have no money but you dined.
14:39You dined so much.
14:40Well, the number three is not such a giant feast.
14:43Mr. Chill.
14:44Ok.
14:45Alright.
14:45You know what?
14:46You are trying to steal food from us?
14:48I am not.
14:50I just have had a bad day.
14:53And I...
14:54Ok.
14:55I'll be back later with the money.
14:56I'm just going to leave right now.
14:58You can.
14:58We'll stop you.
14:59Well, I think I can get through the door.
15:08Excuse me.
15:09Do you speak English?
15:11We are looking for a man.
15:13Michael.
15:13This tall.
15:14Black hair.
15:15Caucasian.
15:16It's Michael!
15:21He just left.
15:23You knew?
15:24What?
15:25No, Dwight asked if I wanted an egg roll.
15:27What are you implying?
15:29Uncanny.
15:30Put a pin in that.
15:32Which way did he go?
15:34That guy.
15:35When he leave here, which way did he go?
15:38We looking for him.
15:39This way?
15:40This way?
15:40This way?
15:41I don't know.
15:42Do you know?
15:43I think he was heading downtown.
15:46He's heading downtown.
15:53So what?
15:54No one's even going to try?
15:56Guess not.
15:56Oh, come on.
15:57My rules could not possibly have been that oppressive.
16:00You crushed our spirits, Gabe.
16:02Congrats.
16:03You're a big man, huh?
16:05It takes a lot to destroy the creativity of a whole group of people.
16:15Hey.
16:23Click the X.
16:24I'm clicking.
16:25In the box.
16:26I am clicking.
16:27Woman, you've had a computer for years.
16:29Phyllis.
16:29Too late.
16:31Oh.
16:32And I am chat.
16:33Very clever.
16:34I'll just print that out.
16:37Come on, guys.
16:38Grow up.
16:40I don't want to be your babysitter.
17:01Darn it, Bob.
17:02I told you not to buy a Sabre brand lifeboat.
17:07Nice.
17:07No, not nice.
17:08Terrible.
17:10Doesn't even include the fact that they're dogs.
17:12Do the next one.
17:13Wake up, Fred.
17:14The power cord on your Sabre printer shocked you into a coma, and you're dreaming you're a
17:18dog on a desert island.
17:20Dreaming he's a dog on an island.
17:23Excuse me.
17:23Excuse me.
17:24How does the speaker know what the guy in the coma is dreaming?
17:27Well, if you think it's so easy, Gabe, why don't you try it?
17:29Um, you don't have to sniff my rear end anymore, Bob.
17:33I'm the only one here.
17:35That's tasteless, Gabe.
17:37Tasteless?
17:38Tasteless.
17:38More tasteless than this?
17:39Is that a palm tree, or did Gabe get skinnier?
17:42Either way, let's pee on it.
17:44Thank you.
17:48Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.
17:50Yes.
17:51Well done.
17:52Whose is it?
17:52Who wrote that?
17:54Yeah.
17:55Who wrote it?
17:58Please.
17:58It was easy once I decided I wanted the dog to piss on Gabe.
18:04Where did he go, Holly?
18:05I have no idea.
18:07Do you see a little clown that you want to follow, huh?
18:09Is there a little bird that's tripping to you?
18:11This way, this way.
18:12No, I don't know.
18:14Okay, close your eyes.
18:15We need you to think.
18:17What is Michael seeing right now?
18:19Can you tell him that we miss him?
18:21Michael, we're coming for you!
18:22Will you stop?
18:23There have been a few coincidences, that's all.
18:26All right, then.
18:27Someone propose a plan.
18:29Okay.
18:29We fan out.
18:30Night you, Erin.
18:33Stop looking at me like that.
18:35Okay, look, let's just go up somewhere high,
18:37and see if we could spot him on the street below.
18:40That is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
18:41No.
18:42Tap into your common mind, and tell us what he would do next.
18:45Look, I'm not playing.
18:47I'm gonna go look for him.
18:50Good.
18:50We don't need her.
18:52Right.
18:52I can do this on my own.
18:53I can think like Michael.
18:56All right.
18:57I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine.
19:00A torpedo is coming right at me.
19:02No.
19:03Damn it.
19:04That's just my own imagination.
19:06Maybe he's bowling.
19:33I can do this on my own.
19:37I can do this on my own.
19:43Michael?
19:47Hi.
19:51How did you know I was up here?
19:53What are you doing up here?
19:55I got turned around.
19:56I thought I could see Dunder Mifflin.
19:57Dunder Mifflin?
19:59Yeah.
20:01Wow.
20:06I just missed you so much.
20:15I missed you too.
20:16Really?
20:19Yeah.
20:24Can I kiss you?
20:25Yeah.
20:26Okay.
20:37Maybe that's not the best one. Keep reading.
20:39Uh, it was.
20:40Maybe it wasn't.
20:41Oh, thank God, I had a horrible nightmare that I was stuck in America with Gabe.
20:45No!
20:47No, that's not the one I was thinking of. Keep going.
20:49I know what it smells like, but I didn't roll in anything. It's from listening to all of Gabe's bull****.
20:57Isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, Erin? Sitting on a desert island in dog costumes? I'm Gabe and I'm a
21:04weirdo.
21:06Gabe's mom. Hmm. Gabe's mom? Wait, tall woman looks like Gabe? Yeah, I banged her.
21:15Yeah, there we go.
21:16Ha ha ha.
21:17Your boy's mom.
21:21Wow, we got some pretty much fun.
21:40How would you like to do that?
21:41Fuck yeah.
21:41Oh yeah.
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