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00:00Pour moi, les Sixers sont 5-seed tops.
00:03Je pense qu'ils sont à la conférence finale.
00:06Bynum, obvious monster.
00:08On a trois-point shooting, je ne sais pas.
00:11Je me suis dit aujourd'hui.
00:14Sucks.
00:16Encore, je ne vois pas ça.
00:17Les Knicks sont difficiles.
00:19Les Nets sont difficiles.
00:20Oh, les Nets sont super-touff.
00:22Maintenant, j'ai un grand bump dans ma lip.
00:24Ça fait que ça, je ne sais pas.
00:28Les Hawks sont terrible.
00:30Ils sont toujours terrible.
00:32Ok, vous devez penser à ce que vous avez avant de commencer avec le...
00:35C'est pas un problème.
00:41Vous savez, je me dis toujours à mon 3-year-old,
00:42si c'est la même chose, c'est la même chose que ça va se passer.
00:44Vous avez de me dire.
00:46Ok, Pim, c'est ça.
00:48Je vais à l'aider.
00:58Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:02Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:03Morning, Meredith.
01:05What?
01:06Oh, sorry.
01:07Pam.
01:08Yikes.
01:10Jim's been spending a few days a week in Philly,
01:13and I'm not gonna lie,
01:15it's been challenging.
01:19Yesterday, things took a turn for the worse.
01:21I found out CeCe has lice.
01:23So, I was up all night disinfecting every sheet, towel, toy, item of clothing in the entire house.
01:31I'm exhausted.
01:34But don't tell Jim.
01:35He has a huge meeting today, under a lot of pressure,
01:40and he's doing it all for the family.
01:43I am meeting Dr. J today,
01:46otherwise known as Julius Erving,
01:47famed 76er,
01:49and my own personal hero.
01:50But I have to be careful not to rub it in Pam's face,
01:53because, let's be honest,
01:55how would I feel if I was at home,
01:57stuck with the kids,
01:57while she was...
01:59go-karting with John Stamos?
02:01You sound tired.
02:03Everything okay?
02:04Great.
02:05Everything's great.
02:06Hey, are you nervous about your big meeting?
02:08Uh, a little bit.
02:09It's a lot of pressure, you know.
02:11But that's what I signed up for, right?
02:13Jim.
02:14Lemo's here.
02:16Uh, you know what?
02:17I gotta hop off,
02:17because my, uh, taxi is here to take me to the meeting.
02:21Oh, call me later.
02:22Okay.
02:23Good luck.
02:23Thanks.
02:23I love you.
02:24Love you too.
02:25Bye.
02:27How you doing?
02:29Okay.
02:29I mean, it's what you want, so...
02:31It's how it has to be.
02:33I know.
02:33I know.
02:35It's just hard.
02:36Me and Val were going nowhere,
02:38and if I'm going to be working in Philly,
02:40I'm going to need my freedom.
02:42So, I convinced Val to break out with me.
02:44Here's how you do it.
02:45You say,
02:45what are you going to do, break out with me?
02:48Like, as a joke,
02:49and then you gain a lot of weight.
02:51I'll never be sorry,
02:52not for a moment of it.
02:54Me neither.
02:55Come here.
02:59Hey, Meredith.
03:00I need your supply requests today.
03:01She was each in the morning.
03:02Will you stop your nagging already?
03:04No wonder Jim left you.
03:05He didn't leave me.
03:06He just went part-time.
03:11Can you just fill out the form, please?
03:13Yes.
03:16I'm sure she's just confused.
03:19People scratch their heads when they're confused.
03:22Not always like an ape,
03:24the way Meredith just did,
03:25but it happens.
03:27Hurry up already.
03:28Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
03:30Wow, that's a big one.
03:31All right.
03:31Pencils down, everyone.
03:33We've got lice.
03:34Oh, God.
03:35Meredith, lice?
03:36Did you not sign a pledge to shower?
03:39What?
03:40Lice?
03:42Oh, my God.
03:43Lock the doors.
03:44We're on full quarantine.
03:45Dwight, relax.
03:47It's just lice.
03:48Maybe.
03:48Possibly.
03:49Just lice.
03:51Pam,
03:52of all of the vermin
03:53in God's great green kingdom,
03:55lice are the ones I detest the most.
03:57My first day of school,
03:58I had lice,
03:59and no one would play with me.
04:01For 15 years,
04:03they called me freak
04:03and four eyes
04:04and sci-fi nerd
04:05and girl puncher,
04:07all because I had lice
04:08when I was seven.
04:10Make way.
04:10Nope.
04:10Inspect me.
04:14Oh, this is the cleanest scalp
04:16I've ever seen.
04:17You are all clear.
04:18It should be.
04:18I use lice shampoo every morning.
04:21Hey, what's that?
04:23Dwight.
04:24Next.
04:26Geez, Meredith,
04:26you know,
04:27this is an office.
04:28It's not one of your beanbag orgies.
04:30Let's give her a break.
04:31We don't know for sure
04:32this is Meredith's fault.
04:34Pam,
04:35really?
04:36Come on.
04:37What do you want?
04:38I know who I am.
04:39Nobody's taking Meredith Palmer
04:41to the opera to meet the queen.
04:42Lice.
04:43More lice.
04:44Angela has lice.
04:45Ew!
04:46Ow!
04:48Ooh, yabber.
04:49Lice.
04:50Yikers.
04:51Lice.
04:51No!
04:53How?
04:54I'm so clean.
04:55Oh, yeah.
04:56Big time lice.
04:57I wash my hands
04:58at least six times a day.
04:59Toilet seat covers?
05:00Yes, thank you,
05:01even when I pee.
05:02Apparently,
05:03none of that is protection enough.
05:04Not when it comes to Meredith.
05:07That's why it's so good.
05:08See it.
05:09Oh!
05:10Hey, what are you wearing?
05:12It's a hazmat suit
05:13that stands for
05:14Hazardous Materials
05:17Men's
05:17Suit Wearing.
05:18If you rent more than
05:19four times a year,
05:20it just makes sense to buy.
05:21Is there anyone else here
05:23that is lice-free?
05:27Excellent.
05:27You have your own hazmat suits?
05:29No.
05:30No, renters.
05:32Okay, I'm going to need you
05:33to gather your belongings,
05:34retreat to the warehouse,
05:36conduct your business there
05:38until the infected
05:39have been deloused.
05:40Let's get going.
05:41I'm going to stay here
05:42and fight.
05:42If you don't hear from me
05:43by lunch, call me.
05:45I might want lunch.
05:46All right.
05:47We're going down
05:48to my warehouse.
05:49That means we're playing
05:50by my rules.
05:51No messing with the bailer
05:52and be cool in front of me
05:54and Val.
05:54We just broke up.
05:55You got dumped?
05:57Yeah, she ended things.
05:59Breakups are the worst.
06:00The only thing
06:00that got me through mine
06:01was large amounts
06:02for shepherd's pie
06:02and brandy.
06:04The singer,
06:04not the drink.
06:06Here, man.
06:08You need that
06:09more than me.
06:10Thanks, ma'am.
06:11Yeah.
06:15Guys, I think
06:16we should all ease up
06:17on Meredith.
06:18This has got to be
06:19hard for her.
06:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
06:21I have not yet begun
06:22to shame.
06:23That's it.
06:23I'm getting my stuff.
06:24I'm leaving for the day.
06:25No.
06:26Stanley,
06:27if you leave now,
06:28then you'll get it
06:28in your car
06:28and then you'll get it
06:29in your house.
06:30Get off of me.
06:31I'm trying to save you
06:32from yourself.
06:33All right, I'll stay.
06:34Hey, there's a pencil
06:36broken in my rolls.
06:39Maybe it was Meredith.
06:40Maybe she brought in
06:42lice that are totally
06:43different than the lice
06:44that I got from Cece.
06:45So let's not jump
06:47to the simplest conclusion
06:47that she got her lice
06:48from me.
06:49That is how wars
06:51get started.
06:54The final teller
06:55was me.
06:58Oh, man.
06:59That's very squeezed.
07:01And are all the snacks
07:02complimentary?
07:03Yeah, take some home
07:05if you want.
07:06Oh, no, no, no.
07:06That's okay.
07:16Um, I'm sorry.
07:17Is this the conference
07:18center?
07:19No, Mr. Irving
07:20called, said he'd
07:20rather meet you
07:21at his private court.
07:24You've got to be
07:24kidding me.
07:29Hey, Meredith,
07:30I need to tell you
07:30something.
07:31Oh, my God, Meredith.
07:33What are you doing?
07:33Baking a cake.
07:34What does it look like
07:35I'm doing?
07:35Getting rid of the lice.
07:36Oh, stop.
07:37I'm so sorry.
07:38Oh, can you hold
07:38that thought?
07:39That's my wax.
07:40You know, I think
07:41these critters migrated
07:42from down south.
07:44What were you saying?
07:46Nothing.
07:47I'm going to tell her,
07:49but now is clearly
07:50not the time.
07:51I will buy her a wig.
07:53We'll have a few laughs.
07:55There's a right way
07:56to do this.
08:00Scalp leeches.
08:02Skull vampires.
08:03Follicle gypsies.
08:04Hair lawyers.
08:06One thing is clear.
08:07It's kill or be killed.
08:08No, no, no.
08:09It's more of a nuisance,
08:10really.
08:11It's not that big a deal.
08:12So, I've collected
08:13your hats and your coats.
08:14To be burned!
08:15To be washed.
08:16What do we do
08:17about our heads?
08:18I'm not going to lie.
08:19Lie!
08:20No, all we need
08:21is mayonnaise.
08:22Excuse me?
08:23She's right.
08:24It works.
08:25I would imagine.
08:27Yes, it helps
08:28to suffocate
08:29the little buddies,
08:29and it's a really
08:30healthy alternative
08:31to the chemicals
08:32found in most
08:33lice shampoos.
08:34I can appreciate that.
08:35I also only eat
08:36local, organic produce.
08:41Shaboom!
08:41How do you like me now?
08:43Wow.
08:44Take a picture.
08:45It'll last longer.
08:46We don't want it
08:47to last longer.
08:48It's horrible.
08:49Bald people
08:49don't eat me sick.
08:50Yeah, yeah.
08:51Everybody pile on Meredith.
08:53But I'm the only one
08:53with the balls
08:54to show them lice
08:55who's boss.
08:58Okay, nobody panic.
08:59If everybody
09:00just follows my instructions,
09:01then nobody else
09:02needs to end up bald.
09:03Not that it looks bad,
09:05Meredith.
09:05It looks...
09:06It looks awesome.
09:07You look like a baby
09:08who suddenly aged
09:0950 years.
09:10A cute baby.
09:12But something
09:12sucked the life force
09:13out of it.
09:14I'm so sorry.
09:15We need mayonnaise.
09:15We need it now.
09:16Oh, I'll go.
09:18Okay.
09:18Oh, thank you.
09:19No, it's not a big deal.
09:20Please, no.
09:21Um, Meredith,
09:21can I get you
09:22something special
09:23while I'm at the store?
09:24Candy or...
09:25Or one of those
09:26stylish turbans?
09:27Thanks, Pam.
09:28I'll take a pack
09:29of Nicorette gum
09:29and a pack of Cools.
09:31Okay.
09:35Let's talk pubes, people.
09:38Hey, dear.
09:39Oh, hey, Bob.
09:45Oh, that was tragic.
09:48Oh, that was like a car crash.
09:50I couldn't look away.
09:51You two still clearly
09:53have feelings for each other.
09:54Yeah.
09:55What's gonna make you
09:56feel better, big guy?
09:57When I was a kid,
09:58my grandmother used to
09:59make me chocolate cake
10:00when I wasn't feeling good.
10:02She's not around
10:03to do that anymore.
10:04I'm sorry.
10:04I just need a moment
10:06to myself
10:07just to clear my head.
10:10Oh, poor Daryl.
10:12I can't bear
10:12to see him suffer like this.
10:13I think he needs
10:14some hugs
10:16and maybe
10:17some chocolate cake.
10:19This won't help
10:20amidst a muffin,
10:22not cake.
10:23Listen,
10:24let's try and get Daryl
10:24the one thing in the world
10:25he clearly wants
10:27and needs the most.
10:28An Escalade.
10:30Or,
10:31what's her name?
10:33Daryl.
10:33Let's get Daryl Val.
10:37I hope you don't mind
10:38me bringing you out here.
10:39I can't get my knees
10:39under a desk.
10:40Are you kidding me?
10:41I could literally
10:42scalp tickets to this.
10:43Well, you think you could
10:44sink one from deep?
10:45Listen,
10:46I don't mean to intimidate you,
10:48but I did play
10:49a little high school ball.
10:50Alfred's got game.
10:52All right.
10:53Oh, sorry.
10:54I'm so sorry.
10:55This is my wife.
10:56Can I take this?
10:57If it's your wife,
10:58you better take it.
10:59Right?
11:02Hey!
11:03What's up?
11:04Everything okay?
11:05Oh, no.
11:05Everything's great.
11:06I was just calling
11:07to see how the meeting went.
11:09It's still happening
11:10right now, actually.
11:12He's really making me
11:13work for it, huh?
11:14Yes.
11:14It is very stressful.
11:16Are you sure
11:17everything's okay?
11:18Great.
11:19I am killing it over here.
11:23Jim, I gotta go.
11:24Okay.
11:25Bye.
11:26So sorry about that.
11:27No problem.
11:28Hey, Jim,
11:28what size do you wear, man?
11:29I got a pair of Japanese
11:30Nikes with your name on them.
11:32What do you think?
11:33I love it.
11:35Once it's all over your head,
11:37just leave it there
11:37for four hours.
11:38That will be enough time
11:39for the lice to fall asleep,
11:41suffocate,
11:42and then pass away.
11:43Oh, sure.
11:45And when you're ready
11:46to get serious,
11:47come to me
11:48to get it done right.
11:50Put those away
11:51before you hurt yourself.
11:56Oh, God.
11:57Oh, no.
11:59No.
12:00No.
12:02No, no!
12:04No!
12:05No!
12:07No!
12:09Okay, it's easier with a buddy,
12:11so everybody pair up.
12:12Oscar.
12:13You want to be my partner?
12:15Yeah, yeah, sure.
12:17I'd love to.
12:18Hey, uh, mail buddy.
12:20Five dollars hip.
12:21You unclog my ears.
12:22Okay?
12:23Oh.
12:24Creed, I'm so sorry.
12:25I'm already partners with Pete.
12:27Right, Pete?
12:28Uh, yeah.
12:29We promised each other
12:30if we ever got lice,
12:31we'd buddy up,
12:32so sorry, man.
12:36Hey, Creed.
12:37You want to be my buddy?
12:39Oh, God.
12:40I'm stuck with a weirdo.
12:48Angela.
12:49You don't want bugs.
12:50You know?
12:51Who knows
12:52where those bugs will end up.
12:55You're getting a bargain.
12:56I ain't got no hair no more.
13:00Creed.
13:02I'm all done.
13:04My turn.
13:04I'm sorry, Pam.
13:05I mean, it looks a little messy.
13:08Well, wait.
13:14Eiffel Tower.
13:37Eiffel Tower.
13:38Let me tell you what real life is like.
13:42The men dry up
13:43and the nights get lonely.
13:44The only calls on your machine
13:45are from collection agencies
13:47about that pair of motorcycle boots
13:48you've never even worn.
13:49You stalk your old high school boyfriend online,
13:52go to his daughter's soccer games
13:54and make a scene.
13:55You buy a diamond ring for yourself,
13:57wear it on your right hand
13:59and tell yourself
13:59you're all you need.
14:01One day,
14:02you're alone,
14:03tired,
14:04at your feet,
14:05a dying bird.
14:06Where did it come from?
14:08Why did you kill it?
14:09Is it because in some strange way,
14:11it is you?
14:13Thank you all for your concern,
14:15but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
14:17Okay?
14:18Pfft.
14:19Thank you.
14:21Thank you.
14:23So,
14:23does this mean you're going to take Daryl back?
14:26No.
14:27Well then,
14:27what would you say to
14:28you and me hitting the town?
14:31Because
14:33I'm free
14:33literally forever.
14:36Yeah,
14:37Kevin asked me out.
14:38I was kind of feeling good about
14:39re-entering the dating pool
14:40and then
14:41Kevin asked me out.
14:43Thought I might trade up
14:44to a new level of man.
14:46Then Kevin asked me out.
14:59Hello?
15:00Hi, honey.
15:01It's mom.
15:02Look,
15:02Susie's school just called.
15:03She still has lice.
15:05What?
15:06No,
15:06that can't.
15:07I don't...
15:07Don't worry.
15:08Don't worry.
15:08I'm on my way to pick her up
15:09and you might have lice too.
15:11Lice can be tricky.
15:12Sometimes lice...
15:14Oh, my God.
15:16Shave her head.
15:18Shave her head.
15:24I am so sorry.
15:26It's just been so chaotic
15:27with Jim gone.
15:28Yeah, yeah.
15:29Princess Fancy Pants
15:30letting Jane 12-pack over here
15:31take the fall.
15:33She's right, Pam.
15:34Is there a volume knob
15:35on that thing?
15:36Yes, there's a volume knob
15:38on that thing.
15:41Meredith, I am so sorry.
15:44Well, a lot of good
15:45your sorries are doing her now, Pam.
15:47She's a monster.
15:51I meant to say something earlier.
15:53I just...
15:53Just...
15:54Just what?
15:56Just forgot?
15:58Who's the one that didn't bring lice
16:00into the office?
16:01Meredith.
16:02Sure, I gave everybody pink eye once
16:04and my ex keyed a few of their cars.
16:06And yeah,
16:07I BM'd in the shredder
16:08on New Year's.
16:09But I didn't bring the lice in.
16:11That was all Pam.
16:14Attention, people of the office.
16:17You have exactly 60 seconds
16:19to evacuate the bullpen.
16:21At that time,
16:22I will be tossing
16:24this powerful insecticidal grenade,
16:26which contains
16:28piperonal botoxide
16:30as well as...
16:33Dwight, are you okay?
16:38Whoa.
16:39That botoxide has a mild
16:41hallucinogenic effect,
16:42but I don't think it's kicked in yet.
16:43I'm going to count down for 10.
16:469.
16:48Yellow.
16:49Cold.
16:51Sad.
16:55Wow.
16:56He got to purple.
16:59Ow!
17:01Sorry.
17:05You're waterboarding me!
17:07Oops.
17:18No, this is fine.
17:20We're allowed to do this.
17:22This is okay.
17:27Hey, you're up.
17:29Yeah, I'm actually kind of sad
17:30to see this baby go.
17:31You do kind of look like Elvis,
17:34but we should probably
17:35wash all the dead lice out.
17:42Okay.
17:44Okay.
17:49Is that too cold?
17:50No.
17:51It actually feels kind of nice.
18:04I wonder what happened over there.
18:06I've been sitting here the whole time.
18:14Okay.
18:15Huh?
18:16Let's give it a shot.
18:17Let's make it work.
18:18Oh, no.
18:19I mean, I want to.
18:20I just...
18:21I don't want to force you
18:22into doing something you don't want to do.
18:24You're not.
18:25I believe in us.
18:27No.
18:31I'm back together with Val.
18:35Yay.
18:41Yeah.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Yeah.
18:43Had a pretty good day today.
18:45Not everything went exactly according to plan, but...
18:49Lice, if you are watching,
18:51I am ready for you.
18:52Anytime, anywhere.
18:59Hey.
19:01Aaron already take off?
19:02I guess so.
19:05Okay.
19:10You're Kareem.
19:11Coming to help.
19:12I'm Kareem.
19:13That makes total sense.
19:14I'm Kareem.
19:15You're Dr. J.
19:15It just sounds weird to say out loud.
19:16And it went like this.
19:22And that's all.
19:23That's it.
19:24No one will believe this back home,
19:25but that's okay.
19:26Let me show you how it's done.
19:27Yeah, you show me how to do it.
19:29This is Jim Halpert.
19:30Leave a message.
19:32Hey, honey.
19:32It's me.
19:34Just trying to catch you before going home.
19:38Um...
19:38Oh, well, just give me a call whenever.
19:40Hope your day got better.
19:41Love you.
19:45Hey.
19:46What you doing right now?
19:48Oh, I'm just going to go home.
19:49My mom's been watching the kids all day.
19:52Let her stay another hour.
19:53Let's go get a beer.
19:55Really?
19:56The beer sounds incredible right now.
19:58Oh, duh.
19:59Let's go.
20:00You're buying.
20:04Meredith, I am so sorry about today.
20:06Forget about it.
20:07I just did not realize how hard it was going to be without Jim.
20:12I mean, I really respect you for being a single mom all these years.
20:16It whipped my ass in half a week.
20:18I have to say, there are not a lot of people who could pull off a shaved head,
20:22but you are rocking it.
20:23Right?
20:24I got the bartender's phone number when you were in the john.
20:27I'm going to take that freak to Bonetown before the night is over.
20:37This one's for all you ladies out there.
20:42I can't.
20:43Not yet.
20:43I got the bartender's phone number when you're going to live your life.
20:54Oh, mother, dear, we're not the fortunate ones.
20:58And girls, they want to have fun.
21:01Oh, girls just want to have fun.
21:07Oh, girls just want to have fun.
21:41Oh, girls just want to have fun.
21:43Oh, girls just want to have fun.
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