00:01C'est 6 a.m.
00:02Et D'Angelo et moi
00:04sont à partir de l'hôpital
00:05à donner leur nominatoire
00:08comme l'Oscar.
00:10Et ça se passe chaque année?
00:12Chaque année, ça se passe.
00:13Vous avez beaucoup à apprendre, mon ami.
00:16Vous savez, pourquoi pas nous essayons
00:18et si ça va bien,
00:19ça sera part de mon tradition.
00:21Pourquoi vous avez dit ça?
00:22Vous allez aimer ça.
00:24Ça va.
00:25C'est bon.
00:28C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:32C'est bon.
00:33Ça va, c'est bon.
00:34C'est bon.
00:37C'est bon.
00:38Vous et Pam,
00:38on a été été é éluisant pour la Dundee Awards.
00:41OK.
00:42Voilà.
00:44C'est bon.
00:45Non, c'est pas possible.
00:46OK.
00:46Je vais aux se assertions.
00:47C'est bon.
00:48C'est bon.
00:50C'est parti, c'est parti, c'est parti.
01:20C'est parti, c'est parti.
01:50C'est parti, c'est parti.
02:02C'est parti.
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04:55C'est parti.
04:57C'est parti.
04:58C'est parti.
04:58C'est bon, c'est bon.
05:28C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
05:58C'est bon, c'est bon.
06:00C'est bon.
06:01C'est bon.
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07:52C'est bon.
07:53C'est parti !
08:23C'est parti !
08:56C'est parti !
09:23Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up for your co-host of the evening, Michael Gary Scott.
09:31Please remain standing for your other co-host and new manager, D'Angelo Jeremetrius Vickers.
09:49Is that part of the...
09:56D'Angelo.
09:57Hey.
09:59D'Angelo, what are you doing? There's a live audience out there.
10:01Just go do it by yourself or go get Ryan.
10:04No. Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar. Look. Look.
10:07The boss, hosts, the Dundies. It's sort of our perk.
10:11This was not part of the job description. Okay. Listen to me.
10:15You're not doing this for me. You're not doing this for you. You're not even doing this for them.
10:19What am I doing it for?
10:20We're wondering, does it get better?
10:22What I want you to do is I want you to say,
10:25It's showtime. Get out there.
10:27I can't.
10:29Say it.
10:30Stop hitting me.
10:32You can do it. Just say it.
10:34Hit me again.
10:35Now hit me.
10:38One, two, three.
10:40It's showtime.
10:41All right. Here we go.
10:47Okay. Okay. Sorry about the delay, everybody, but we were at the DMV waiting in line.
10:55Fall asleep right after sex. Huh, guys?
10:59Nope. Go back to the script.
11:01There are a lot of great salesmen in this office, but one of our great salesmen is also a great
11:07dad.
11:08And a close personal friend of mine, Jim Halpert.
11:12Best Dad Dundie!
11:19Wow. I do not parent for the awards, but I gotta tell you, it feels pretty good.
11:23Cece, if you're watching this at home, it's way past your bedtime.
11:26By the way, how'd this get televised? Thanks.
11:29Well done.
11:30I don't know. Maybe being a good dad is just following your own compass.
11:33I don't know. I don't know. Thank you.
11:39Didn't think you mentioned me, huh?
11:41Which moves us to best mom Dundee.
11:45This person...
11:46Well, I guess we all sort of consider a mom around the office.
11:49Meredith Palmer!
11:51Oh, my God!
11:52You were saying...
11:53What?
12:00Tell you one thing. I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight.
12:02Woo!
12:03Excuse me. Can I get a photo of the best mom and the best dad, please?
12:08Step on up.
12:09I really gotta go do this.
12:10Why?
12:11Let's go big smiles, folks. There they are.
12:14Year after year, I catch a lot of flack on this particular award,
12:17because year after year, I present this award to a guy instead of a girl.
12:21Hottest in the office goes to...
12:24Danny Cordray!
12:27Danny could not be here tonight.
12:29How do I feel about not winning Hottest in the office this year?
12:32I'm very relieved.
12:33How do you judge someone? What is his criteria even?
12:37It's...
12:38It's so subjective.
12:40Stanley Hudson is a grump.
12:42Everybody knows that.
12:43But did you know that Stanley Hudson is also the face of a debilitating disease known as diabetes?
12:51The diabetes award goes to Stanley Hudson!
12:55Come on up here, you sick bastard.
13:00I have diabetes, too. You don't see me making a big deal about it.
13:04They say he's going to be my right-hand man.
13:08Ad-lib masturbation joke.
13:10No.
13:11I hate this. I hate it so much.
13:13Dwight Schrute, please accept this promising assistant manager, Dundee.
13:20Thank you. Thanks so much.
13:21Um, I want to dedicate this award to something that, uh, we take for granted in our daily lives.
13:28And that is the humble trash can.
13:30This is for you, trash can!
13:39Who gave you those crayons?
13:41I brought them from home.
13:43Do you have a red?
13:44This is a cloth tablecloth. You can't color on it.
13:47Oh, really?
13:49Did you know herpes affects one out of every five sexually active adults?
13:55Pippi Longstocking.
13:57Ronald McDonald's wife.
13:59Ron Howard.
14:00Ron Weasley.
14:01What do they all have in common?
14:03Redheads.
14:04And Erin Hannon.
14:05Come on up here to receive your cutest redhead in the office award!
14:11Oh!
14:15Thank you!
14:16Thank you!
14:17Thank you!
14:18This is the first award I've ever won in my entire life.
14:22People were right about the Dundies.
14:25They are magical.
14:27But, I don't feel it.
14:30And I think that's because I'm not with the right person.
14:34Gabe.
14:35What?
14:36We should break up.
14:39What?
14:40I'm not attracted to you.
14:43I just, I cringe when you talk.
14:46I have to be honest.
14:49Right?
14:50Right, Pam.
14:54Thank you for hearing me.
14:58Okay, well, this is embarrassing.
15:01Obviously really angry at Erin.
15:04Here comes that quarter-life crisis everyone's talking about.
15:09Alright, I'm gonna go.
15:13Let's go.
15:14There you go.
15:16Damn, I was cold.
15:18It is difficult to recognize the person who will be replacing you.
15:23But he is a good guy.
15:25So, the Michael Scott Award for Best Dundies Host goes to D'Angelo Vickers.
15:38Thank you.
15:39Speech!
15:41Speech!
15:43That was it.
15:44Hold on.
15:44Hold on one second.
15:48Crank it.
15:50Wow.
15:52I wanna, I wanna, I feel truly blessed.
15:55To be working with all of you.
15:56You know, before this all started,
15:59funny story, I was in the bathroom,
16:00vomiting and vomiting in that men's room.
16:03Okay.
16:04That's why it's been shut down for most of the evening.
16:07That's it.
16:07He's expressing himself.
16:08Hosts don't get Dundies.
16:09No.
16:09This, this is truly special for me.
16:12And, uh, anyway, it's so much lighter.
16:15Okay, we're done. That's it.
16:17Michael, are we, what?
16:18We're done. We're done.
16:22So that is how it ends.
16:24My last Dundies ever.
16:28I was hoping it would be more like Godfather 3,
16:31that wrapped up the whole franchise in an extremely satisfying way,
16:37but instead it is like Godfather 1,
16:40that was very confusing,
16:44had maybe three big laughs.
16:48Oh, well.
16:49Hey, Michael.
16:50We were thinking maybe we could keep this thing going.
16:54What?
16:54I know I'm the cause of this royal screw up,
16:57but I would like to see the show go on.
16:58No, no. You're being too hard on yourself.
17:00We had a very truncated rehearsal time.
17:02Let's grab some ice cream, go back to the office,
17:04and finish what we started.
17:06So what you're saying is you kind of liked it?
17:09I've fallen and I can't get up.
17:11That Phyllis bit? That was pretty good.
17:13I don't know that we need to dissect it all right now.
17:15That got a big laugh.
17:16It did. That actually got a big laugh.
17:18We were laughing, right?
17:20Oh, you know what? I have to go to the bathroom.
17:22Don't worry. We're really close.
17:23You know, I can just run over to the gas station there.
17:26We should just wait here and not get good seats in the conference room?
17:28That's true. We wouldn't get seats together.
17:30Okay, yeah. I'll hold it. I'm fine.
17:32You know, despite a couple hiccups, I thought that went very well.
17:36I thought it was the worst Dundies I've ever been to.
17:39Man.
17:40Maybe you should have won the kind of a bitch award.
17:43Oh, gladly. I'd accept that award because a bitch is a female dog.
17:49What? What are you doing?
17:51Ah! What?
17:53Please don't stop so suddenly. Seatbelt's pressing on my bladder.
17:56Why are you even wearing a seatbelt? You're sitting in the back seat, baby.
17:59What is your problem?
17:59I just don't see the point of the Dundies, okay?
18:02The jokes are terrible, the venue was bad, the fashion was boring.
18:05Okay, that is unfair. The clothing was safe but tasteful.
18:09And next time, why don't you pick a co-host that doesn't have microphone-a-phobia?
18:14Look, whatever you're going to do, how long is it going to take?
18:17Ballpark, because I just, I've got to make a decision here.
18:24He is in a all-out sprint.
18:27Better than before.
18:29Please, excuse me.
18:31Here, oh, okay.
18:33By his own admission, this person actually tried marijuana in college.
18:38So, the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes to Andy Bernard!
18:48There's a lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually want to thank you, Michael.
18:53Oh, thank you.
18:55I mean, we actually really all want to thank you for everything.
19:02Oh my god, something's happening.
19:079,986,000 minutes
19:12We actually sat down and did the math
19:159,986,000 minutes
19:21That's how many minutes that you've worked here
19:25In costumes
19:26And impressions
19:27In meetings
19:29In cups of coffee
19:31For birthdays
19:32More meetings and
19:33Email boards you made us read
19:369,986,000 minutes
19:39That's like watching Die Hard 80,000 times
19:44You hit me with your car
19:46You helped me get off drugs
19:49I watch you when you sleep
19:51I forgive you for kissing me
19:54Remember to call
19:56Remember to call
19:58Remember to call
20:01Remember to call
20:03Remember to call
20:05Text or call or email or call
20:10Measure
20:11Measure your life in love
20:16Remember to call
20:19Remember to call
20:24Remember to call
20:43Every day, millions of Americans suffer from extreme repulsiveness.
20:47Someone in our midst is bringing that problem to light.
20:50Toby Flunderson, please come up here and accept the extreme repulsiveness award.
20:55Oh, that's so mean.
20:56It's his last time.
20:58You've got to play along, man.
21:00Come on, Toby.
21:02Here he comes!
21:04All right, you deserved it.
21:06I really disagree with this.
21:08I think it's kind of hateful.
21:10Although I am a little happy right now to have a platform to talk about the outcome of a case
21:14that I was recently a juror on, the Scranton Strangler.
21:16A man's being put to death.
21:18I was part of the verdict.
21:20And I'm not so sure he's guilty anymore.
21:22Oh, yeah.
22:02I'm not so sure he's guilty anymore.
22:03I'm not so sure he's guilty anymore.
22:03I'm not so sure he's guilty anymore.
22:03Merci.
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