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00:30Doors open in 3, 2, 1
00:40Ooh, yikes
00:42It's cold, Dwight
00:43Just shut the door
00:44Let people come in the front
00:45It's good that it's cold
00:47It will drive business inside
00:48The signs will drive business inside
00:50The warmth will lure people inside
00:52This is how business
00:54I'm not closing the door
00:55Close business
00:56Stop it
01:08Uh-oh, look like someone's sign's a little crooked
01:11Ugh, looks awful
01:13Need a thumbtack?
01:15Sure
01:16Not so fast
01:17Shrutes are farmers by hobby
01:19And traders by trade
01:21Through the art of the swap
01:24I will walk out of this garage sale
01:26With the finest item here
01:28I will trade you
01:29For the used candle
01:31Forget you
01:32Come on, it's trash
01:33Like your sign
01:34Unless you have this
01:38Fine, just get it
01:40That's how it's done
01:43Whoa, I love her
01:45How much for that?
01:46I, uh
01:48I actually don't know why I brought that
01:50Because it's kind of priceless
01:51Ten dollars
01:53No, I paid five hundred dollars for that
01:55Two hundred
01:56Five hundred
01:57Twenty
01:58Forty-five
01:58Get lost
01:59Damn it
02:00And that is how you do it
02:02You know, we don't have to sell that
02:04If you don't want
02:04If it's a problem with the neon
02:05I can have my neon guy take a look
02:07No, but you know what?
02:08It's really more for a bachelor pad
02:10I just want to get a fair price
02:11Well, we could put it in storage in case
02:14In case?
02:15In case of what?
02:17You know, in case
02:18Maybe something changes
02:21I don't have an in case
02:22Do you have an in case?
02:24Nope
02:28How much for the slip and slide?
02:31Get lost
02:33Yes, hello, Mr. Flax
02:34This is Michael Scott
02:35Your daughter's boss
02:36I am calling
02:37Because I am going to have to fire
02:39Your daughter, Holly
02:40Because she's such a terrible employee
02:43I'm just kidding
02:45I'm kidding
02:46I'm actually calling
02:49Because I'm in love with her
02:51I love your daughter
02:52And I have for some time
02:53And I would like to discuss my intentions with you
02:58Which are to ask her
03:00Thank you
03:06Are you serious?
03:07A half-used candle?
03:09Get out of here, Dwight
03:10You're blocking my table with your giant body
03:12Oh, because there's a huge line of people
03:14Who want your spinster tchotchkes
03:15Screw you, man
03:16People like my stuff
03:18People like Ryan
03:20Let me tell you about men like him
03:22He comes over and you're like
03:23Hey, baby, let me light a candle
03:24And you pull out this one
03:27Half-used
03:27He's like
03:28Who else is she seeing?
03:30I better lock her down fast
03:34You can take my Helen Fielding collection
03:36And the Jennifer Weiner collection
03:40Oh my gosh, you have the Dallas board game?
03:43Yeah
03:43When I was a kid, I was on Dallas
03:46Really?
03:47Yeah
03:47We missed our connecting flight
03:49And we spent the entire day on Dallas
03:51And then we spent a week on Hawaii
03:53I was on heaven
03:56We should play it
03:58Well, there's no instructions
04:00It's Dallas
04:01The game, we can figure it out
04:02Yeah
04:03I'm pretty good at board games
04:06Well, shall we make it a little interesting?
04:08Sure
04:15What is this?
04:17How did those get out?
04:19I'm sorry
04:22Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes
04:25I was in Jamaica
04:26And I got lost
04:28And it was getting dark this one night
04:30And then out of nowhere
04:31This guy comes with a cart
04:32And he's selling these
04:34Dwight, he told me things about myself
04:35That there's no way he could have known
04:37That's a common swindler's trick
04:39Probably
04:41Probably
04:41So I buy some
04:43I turn the corner
04:44I feel like an idiot
04:48Michael called that
04:50Your friend Michael, yes
04:51What's going on?
04:52Um, I think I know
04:55But I'll sound stupid if I'm wrong
04:57Is Dad there?
04:58Hollins?
04:59Hi, Dad
04:59There was a program on TV about India
05:02Okay, did you connect with Michael?
05:06You want to watch it?
05:08I'm not there, Dad
05:10I'm in Pennsylvania
05:11What are you doing there?
05:14I live here
05:16Can I talk to you about Michael?
05:17I'll put your mother on
05:19No, no, no, Dad
05:20Holly?
05:21Mom, Dad can't seem to focus on a subject
05:24Don't you worry about him
05:25He's got me
05:26Well, who do you have?
05:28I have your father
05:29He's right here
05:31I'll put him on
05:31No, Mom
05:34Oh, which one's decaf?
05:53Michael, Michael
05:53Hey
05:54Hi
05:54Hi, I was just coming out to see what you were doing
05:56And maybe stop you
05:57Oh, you know what?
05:58Do you have a siphon?
05:59I think I'm going to run out of gas
06:00Why do you need more gas?
06:02Well, I'm writing a message
06:05Is it a good message or a bad message?
06:08I'm asking Holly a question and fire
06:11Are you proposing?
06:13Maybe
06:14Oh
06:16Wow
06:16You know what?
06:17I've got gas on my hands and my shoes
06:19Would you light it?
06:21Do the honors, please?
06:22Yeah, yeah, no problem
06:27Pam?
06:28Yep
06:28Could you light this, please?
06:30Michael
06:31You've had two ideas today
06:33And one of them was great
06:35And the other one was terrible
06:37I am not in the mood for riddles, Pam
06:39This is terrible
06:40No, this is romantic
06:42You know what?
06:43I'm going to get a hose
06:44And then we'll talk about it
06:45Okay, we'll figure it out
06:46I'll be right back
06:47Just stay there
06:54Free sample?
06:55My mom makes the best pesto in the world
06:58And I always tell her
06:59Mom, you should sell this
07:00You'd make a fortune
07:01And she always says
07:02No, it's just for family
07:03Well, finally, I was like
07:05It, I'll sell it
07:06So I'm like
07:07Mom, I need you to make a ton of pesto
07:09For a pesto party for all my friends
07:11She's like
07:12Oh, okay
07:13Pesto party?
07:14Really?
07:14Anyway
07:15She makes like a hundred bottles worth
07:17It's so good
07:19And Phyllis just had that mom look I wanted
07:25You got this kosher certified?
07:27No, I meant like
07:28It's cool, it's kosher, it's all good
07:31Ryan, you have such an interesting mind
07:34So creative
07:35All these new business ideas
07:37And artistic projects
07:39Thank you
07:40What you got there?
07:42Oh, it's just Stanley's old photo album
07:45I was thinking about throwing it in the garbage
07:47I mean
07:47Why would I want some random black man's old photo album
07:50Sitting on my bookshelf?
07:51I'm not James Franco
07:54Things are going very well
07:57I traded a thumbtack for Meredith's junk
07:59For Kelly's crap
08:00For Phyllis' garbage
08:01For Oscar's trash
08:03For Stanley's crap
08:04For Ryan's junk
08:05For Creed's garbage
08:06For a very cute squid
08:08That Aaron happened to have
08:10Jim
08:12Put those away
08:16I'm really sorry
08:17Pam must have put those out
08:18Alright, just out of curiosity
08:19What were the claims for those beans?
08:21They're legumes, Dwight
08:22And you're just gonna make fun of me
08:24So why would I
08:27You know what?
08:29This ends now
08:41Hey, Michael, everyone's in the conference room
08:43Why?
08:45You called the meeting
08:46I don't...
08:46I did?
08:48Okay
08:48Thank you all for coming
08:50I would like to talk to you today
08:52About recycling
08:54Michael
08:55Yes
08:55We are a family
08:56I could not agree with you more
08:57And I've always believed
08:58That we should all be very involved
09:00In one another's personal lives
09:01In a very major way
09:02Yes, thank you
09:03So about this proposal thing
09:04No, no, no, no
09:05No, my mind's made up
09:06I am not going to change my mind
09:08You can't talk me out of it
09:10Michael
09:11She's perfect for you
09:13She's the one
09:13She's amazing
09:14This is very exciting
09:17So we just
09:17We want to help you plan the proposal
09:20So that it's safe
09:21And responsible
09:23And realistic
09:24And doable
09:24I had a great idea
09:26Until you ruined it
09:27You want to know how to do it
09:28Here's how you do it
09:29Take her out to dinner
09:30Go down on one knee
09:31If you are in costume
09:33You did something wrong
09:34If at any point
09:36You find yourself
09:36Tying the ring to a dog's collar
09:38Stop
09:39And look at yourself
09:41Hmm
09:42I'm going to play me
09:43A little old blackmail card
09:45Nice
09:46And call a proxy meeting
09:48And take control of Ewing Oil
09:50Once and for all
09:52No, you can't do that
09:53You can't play a blackmail card
09:56And call a proxy meeting
09:58In the same turn
09:59Why not?
10:01Seems to me
10:01We're just making up rules
10:03Because somebody forgot
10:04To staple the rule book
10:06To the inside of the game
10:07Like a normal human being
10:09And I'm going to play
10:10This here
10:11Share the wealth card
10:12Ooh
10:13Which entitles me
10:15To half of both of you all's money
10:17So if you don't mind
10:19No, this card is from the wrong game
10:21This is from the game of life
10:23It was in the box
10:25Well played
10:26We must honorably adhere
10:28To the rules
10:28That we are making up on the spot
10:30No, but that's not fair
10:32Well, that's Dallas
10:35Dallas, indeed
10:39What?
10:41Ryan
10:41Where did you get this picture?
10:45My mom also makes the best salsa
10:50This is your mom's old stuff?
10:52Yeah, mostly
10:54How's she doing?
10:56It didn't go down easy
10:57But she's made some friends
10:58And it's already better than it was
11:00How do you know when it's time?
11:02I don't know if you ever know
11:04And if you wait for the day
11:05When your parent comes to you
11:07And says
11:07I can't take care of myself
11:10That's never going to happen
11:13I have a box of bras under the table
11:15If you're interested
11:17Let me see
11:18Okay, I think animals and proposals are out
11:21Right, Ryan?
11:22Didn't you read in one of your blogs
11:24That animals are out?
11:25Blogs are out
11:25But people are texting each other
11:26No more animals
11:27How about this?
11:28I throw a corpse dressed like me
11:30Off of the roof
11:31It hits the ground
11:33Yep
11:33The head pops off
11:34This leads to me saying the line
11:37I lost my head when I fell in love with you
11:39That's a guarantee
11:40Easy enough to get a corpse
11:42Just go to a med school
11:43I already have the ring
11:44Don't think you need the corpse then
11:45There's a ring
11:48Holy s***
11:49Is that real?
11:50Yeah
11:50They say three years salary
11:52Oh
11:53Is she not going to like that?
11:55No, she's going to love it
11:56So I think you can keep the proposal simple
11:59You know, like when Jim proposed
12:01He just
12:01He got down on one knee
12:03And he told me that he loved me
12:04And he asked me to marry him
12:06And it was perfect
12:07Where was that?
12:09At a gas station
12:12The gas station?
12:13Well, it was when she was working in New York
12:14So it was halfway between both of us
12:16That must have been a surprise
12:18When
12:19At the gas station you proposed
12:21No, it was really
12:23It was really sweet
12:24It was raining
12:26Oh
12:26Yeah, you didn't say that the weather was bad
12:28That sounds perfect
12:32I want this to be an event
12:34That everyone talks about
12:37Always and forever
12:38Totally reasonable
12:39I'm just
12:40It's terrifying
12:42She's not going to say no
12:43I know
12:44But I'm still scared
12:45I don't know why
12:46Because it's a big deal
12:48I mean
12:48I knew Pam was going to say yes
12:50But I was still scared
12:51You were scared?
12:53Yeah, it's scary
12:57Look at this
12:58Kevin thought I was going to sell my Bowflex
13:01For $200
13:02And I told him
13:03Dude
13:03This is a prop on my movie
13:06Look, I need to talk to you
13:08Okay
13:08It's because we haven't sold anything
13:09You know what?
13:10We just wait until the end of the day
13:11People get desperate
13:12And they're going to pay anything
13:14I think I need to go home to Colorado
13:17My dad isn't doing so well
13:21Oh, okay
13:22For how long?
13:23I don't know
13:25Is he alright?
13:26Yeah
13:26You okay?
13:27Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:28I just, you know
13:28I just don't want to go home
13:29When he's on his deathbed
13:30You know, I want to be there
13:31When he's still my dad
13:32Yeah
13:33Yeah, well you definitely need to do that
13:35Then I want you to come with me
13:38Now, I know that's a lot to ask
13:40Of a boyfriend
13:42Okay
13:44And I was thinking
13:46You know, maybe
13:47Since given our last conversation
13:50And
13:50That we're both ready
13:54Michael Scott, will you
13:56No, no
13:57Shut it
13:59Shut it
14:01Oh, God
14:02Nope, nope, nope
14:04Uh
14:05What?
14:08No, I am not going to be proposed to in the break room
14:11That is not going to be our story
14:14Mm-mm
14:16Should have burned this place down when I had a chance
14:21Okay, guys, it's my turn
14:23You can't go, you're dead
14:24I shot you five moves ago
14:25Yeah, I told you
14:26You can't shoot people
14:27I told you
14:28We're way past rules
14:29We have been for some time now
14:30I start having rules now
14:32Everything we built collapses
14:34Well, this is stupid
14:35And I want my money back
14:38Where's the money?
14:40Yeah, where is it?
14:42Okay, you know what?
14:43I am never, ever
14:45Playing games
14:46With you two
14:47Again
14:53And that
14:54Is Dallas
14:59Nice
15:00Not bad, right?
15:01I can't really tell, but
15:02Nice
15:02I know, right?
15:06What the?
15:07Oh, my God
15:09That
15:11That's impossible
15:12It is, right?
15:13I mean, it's impossible
15:17All right
15:18I'll take them
15:20They probably work
15:22I started with a thumbtack
15:24And traded my way to a telescope
15:27But in a way
15:28The most valuable thing here
15:30Wasn't the telescope at all
15:31No
15:32It was this
15:34Packet of beans
15:35So I traded the telescope
15:36For it
15:37And I can
15:38I can just go buy another telescope
15:45Hey
15:46How'd we do?
15:47$13
15:48That's great
15:49And we still have most of our stuff
15:51Good
15:51Listen, about earlier
15:53No, no, no, no, no
15:54Let's not talk about that
15:55It was wrong to put you in that position
15:56I
15:58Michael, you're my life now
16:00I'm not going to Colorado
16:01Shh
16:03You know what?
16:05Let's go for a little walk
16:07I want to show you some stuff
16:12So this
16:13Is one of my favorite places in the world
16:15Why?
16:16This is where Toby announced
16:17That he was going to Costa Rica
16:19It was the happiest day of my life
16:22Until the day you came to replace him
16:26Let's go in here
16:31And this is where we first kissed
16:33I remember
16:35And this is where we first made love
16:38Remember what I tried there?
16:40Michael
16:44Through these blinds
16:45Is where I first saw you
16:47And you had all these boxes
16:49And I thought you were the prettiest mover I'd ever seen
16:53And I was sitting at this desk
16:56When I called you to tell you that I had herpes
16:59And that I was still in love with you
17:01And you said that it was over
17:03And that you didn't love me
17:06And thank goodness none of that was true
17:07Including the herpes
17:09Ingrown hair
17:10Right in here
17:12This
17:13Is where we co-ran our first meeting
17:16Remember?
17:17Obesity awareness
17:19Saved a lot of lives that day
17:20That's where you first met Michael Klump
17:22Oh
17:22I say I sit on you
17:25And right over there
17:26That's where you realized that Meredith was prostituting herself for Outback Steak
17:30And I will never forget that you had the cutest look on your face
17:33Because you couldn't believe it
17:34You thought I was so wrong
17:37And over here
17:38What happened here?
17:39Well, nothing
17:41Nothing, really
17:42I would just find an excuse to come here
17:45So I could stare at you through that window
17:48This is what I'd do
17:53Nice
17:55Let's go in here
18:02Hi, guys
18:04This is where our love faces its toughest test
18:08After this, it's just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives
18:12Holly
18:13Will you marry me?
18:15No
18:17Marry me, Holly
18:19No
18:19That guy's got more than he can handle as it is
18:22Will you marry me?
18:24No
18:24That marriage would be a sham
18:26Will you marry me?
18:27No
18:27Easy no
18:29Will you marry me?
18:30No
18:30That would be hot
18:31I would pay to see that
18:32Will you marry me, Holly?
18:34No
18:34Only one that I was kind of worried about
19:00This is where I fell in love with you
19:04And this is where I ask you to marry me
19:18It started
19:34Tully
19:36Marrying me will you be?
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