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00:00Tonight on The Duke, it's Little Green Stones and Big Breedy Crooks.
00:05Come on, talk!
00:06And Enos is caught in the middle.
00:11Big feet!
00:13Oh, wow!
00:20Yeah!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Blanding the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:26Yee-haw-ha!
01:32General Lee is talking a very special passenger today
01:35Deputy Enos Stray
01:36It's old Enos' day off, so he's wearing simis
01:39His car's in the repair shop as usual
01:42So the Duke boys are giving him a lift to the freight depot
01:45To pick up his footlock
01:46From the time old Enos went a little squirrely
01:48And left Hazard for a big job in the city
01:51I could have told him he wasn't like that
01:59But it ain't old Roscoe
02:01Hopping out of his little old speed track
02:03Boy, he was only doing 47 miles an hour
02:05I've been watching
02:06That don't bother Roscoe
02:13All right, you dooks
02:15Just pull it over
02:16I got you for speed
02:17Beg your pardon, Sheriff
02:18They wasn't speeding
02:19They said going 47 in a 55
02:22Enos!
02:23What the heck are you doing in there
02:25With those rip-raps?
02:26Well, having a good time, Sheriff
02:27Going to the depot
02:28Good job, Sheriff
02:30Let go!
02:41I mean it
02:42I'm serious
02:42You dooks
02:43Roscoe was doing a little speeding of his own right there
02:45Wasn't he?
02:46Bless his heart
02:46I keep telling you
02:47Speed traps are cheating
02:48That farmer's old Silas Pugh
02:50He quit his job working on Hazard roads
02:52Because it was plum precious
02:55You just keep on telling him
02:57Come on, let's get to that depot
02:59All right
03:02We have women three!
03:11Hey, Roscoe sure does some fancy driving, don't we?
03:16I'll tell you what
03:17Where are you going?
03:18There's two faces that only a mother could love
03:20And I bet neither one of them had one
03:22You're going to say
03:22You took a long time
03:23Surin' your footlocker out here from California
03:25Well, I didn't call them
03:26Oh, yeah
03:27That hit cop's footlocker
03:28I finally arrived.
03:30All we have to do now is go out there and grab it and...
03:32We're rich.
03:34That's what you got in here. This thing's heavy.
03:36Oh, just some stuff I couldn't get in the suitcase.
03:43Ten lucky in there.
03:49Wait, wait. The wire's in the way.
03:52Okay, friends. Put that down and nobody move.
03:55Now, hold on. Whoa.
03:57Hey, look, sir. I'm a deputy and these are my friends.
03:59We don't care. You just got your hands up fast and no funny business.
04:01You're in vans. No funny business.
04:25Come on, get out of here.
04:34You see, I figure Enos wasn't about to try to arrest him too badly
04:38because he didn't want to endanger the Duke boys,
04:40who are civilians, you know.
04:44Now, what do you reckon old Enos had in that footlocker
04:47that would bring them two out from under a rock?
04:57Now, friends, it's a bad time to be running into
05:00hazardous tax dollars at work.
05:02Better hit that dip hard, partner.
05:22What was that all about?
05:23How about them turkeys?
05:24Sticking us up like it was rich, folks.
05:26Now, that's y'all to help me arrest them,
05:28but y'all disobeyed us.
05:29I got the license number.
05:31Why don't you call in to Roscoe?
05:32Hey, pass the order to be a deputy.
05:38I'll tell you something, Carter.
05:40We're going after that footlocker.
05:41And if that hit cop or his two yokel pals get in the way,
05:45they won't be long for this world.
05:47Right.
05:48Now, let's get this crate out of here.
05:50All right, get in it.
05:52I'll push this side.
05:53I will.
06:12Oh, Roscoe's driving is getting better all the time.
06:15Ain't it?
06:21Boys, Enos just called.
06:22All right, forget about Enos.
06:24I am starting me a chain of fast food stores
06:27all over this here country.
06:28Oh, what do you think of that?
06:29Marvelous.
06:30Now, come over here.
06:31And feast your eyes on this.
06:35Yeah, can you read?
06:36General Hogg's southern fricasseed pig feet.
06:39Pig feet?
06:40Yeah.
06:41And listen to this slogan.
06:43One bite of the general's feet and you'll go hog wild.
06:47Oh, cool.
06:48I'll get it, hog wild.
06:50That's good.
06:50I like that.
06:52Boss, Enos just called in to report that he and the Duke boys
06:55have been victims of an attempted armed robbery.
06:57You know, this is the greatest idea that I've
07:00attempted armed robbery of Enos?
07:02Yeah.
07:02And the Duke boys?
07:03Yes.
07:03But who'd want to rob them?
07:05They ain't got nothing.
07:06No.
07:06On the other hand.
07:07What?
07:08Maybe they got something.
07:10I don't know about it.
07:11Yeah, but...
07:12If they got something that's worth holding them up for,
07:14I want to know about it.
07:16Well, I'm so proud of you.
07:17Listen, I just know that these southern fricasseed pig feet
07:21are just going to be a big success.
07:23Oh, I know they will be.
07:25Flash.
07:26Now, she likes them, too.
07:28No!
07:28Get away from this!
07:29No, no, no, no, no.
07:31Get out of there!
07:32Don't sleep down!
07:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:40And Hazard, nothing like assault and attempted robbery
07:43is going to interfere with eating home cooking.
07:45And the best place to get that is at the Duke Farm.
07:48Hot blueberry pie when I was out in California.
07:50Is that all you missed, Emus?
07:51Golly gee, no, Daisy.
07:53I missed your good old fried chicken and your hot biscuits
07:56and your shrimp gumbo, and...
07:58I guess I missed you, too, Daisy.
08:01Oh, Emus.
08:04It's a good thing you didn't let them two fellas down
08:06to the deep old spoil your appetite, Emus.
08:10That poor fella sure picked the wrong folks to hold up.
08:12They had like eight bucks and a little change between us.
08:14Yeah, there sure ain't nothing in my footlocker
08:16worth going to jail for, either.
08:18Say, Emus, what do you say we check that footlocker of yours
08:19after all the beating it, though?
08:21That's a good idea.
08:35This rod looks all right.
08:39Maybe that still works.
08:42Hmm.
08:46My, my.
08:47Sorry, Daisy.
08:48Oh, Emus, I think it's cute.
08:50I heard about all the wild going-ons out in California.
08:53Yeah!
08:54Boy.
08:55Now, I don't know about y'all, but I don't see nothing in that footlocker
08:58worth a half a million of anything.
09:00Less than it's a half a million polka dots on that nightgown.
09:03Anywho, while them are two bad dudes was a haunting hazard roads
09:06for their missing loot, old Roscoe was investigating the hole.
09:09And he reported to boss about the Duke boys and Enus
09:13picking up old Enus' footlocker from the California Metro Squad.
09:16I want you to get Enus over here on the double, in the loom,
09:20because I'm going to pump it out of him.
09:23Chance for it, I'll pump it out of him, that little fat metal bucket.
09:28Now, y'all follow this.
09:30Old Roscoe tracked Enus to the Duke farm
09:32and ordered him to report to the boar's nest double quick.
09:35So off they went.
09:36And they left behind the footlocker for him to pick up later.
09:38Now, that's going to mean trouble.
09:43I wonder if Roscoe had any luck nailing them dudes in the green sedan.
09:46They must be long gone by now after that driving lesson I gave them.
09:49I don't know, they sure wasn't nice.
09:51Imagine committing a 104, a 927, a 640.
09:55Do you see what I see?
09:59Let's get them.
10:03They must be city boys.
10:09They must be city boys.
10:25They must be city boys.
10:31Well, let's not hang around and find out what.
10:53This guy can really drive. I can't shake him.
10:55Matt, you want me to drive?
10:57Son, we just sent a magic word.
11:02Enus, for only a bootstrap, I'm holding him.
11:10Look out for the log.
11:19Don't you see that log?
11:20I hit it, didn't I?
11:23Aw, cheer up, boys.
11:24That ain't too bad for your first hazard jump.
11:27They're okay.
11:28Nice going.
11:30The driving's really rubbed off on you.
11:31That's good for the boys and that's fast.
11:33Sheriff Roscoe and Mr. House gotta hear about this.
11:35You got a deal, Enus.
11:36But us two taxpayers here, we're gonna add a few words of our own.
11:42You said this whole scam was gonna be a cinch.
11:45Look at us now, no wheels.
11:47Don't worry about it.
11:47We'll grab us some.
11:49Then we're gonna find out who owns that orange car.
11:51Oh, let's go.
12:01Get it.
12:02Get it.
12:03Get it.
12:03Sheriff!
12:05Sheriff!
12:05You almost scuffed my posterior.
12:09Let's go.
12:09Just a minute.
12:10We want to see.
12:10The fellas in the green sedan just trying to put a hole in us again.
12:13Enus.
12:14They're right, Sheriff.
12:14We gotta go after them and catch them.
12:16Enus, will you just hush?
12:17How many times have I told you not to associate with this riff-raff the Duke boys?
12:20Sheriff there's committin' a 104, 643, a 927, and a two-
12:24I don't wanna hear about those numbers.
12:25I wanna hear your little tippy-toes goin' inside.
12:28The boss wants to see you, and I mean right now.
12:30Come on, Roscoe.
12:31You can at least run a check on their license plate.
12:33Send out an APB.
12:34They're dangerous.
12:34That's right, sir.
12:35They're crazy.
12:36Well, will you hush and get inside, or I'm gonna arrest you for loitering.
12:39And you too.
12:40I ain't true with you two.
12:44We'll find out who them bad dudes are and what they're up to.
12:47I reckon we're gonna have to do it ourselves.
12:49That's right.
12:50And you're gonna start by putting out a call to the State Department of Motor Vehicles.
12:53I am?
12:54You am.
13:00You wanna see me, sir?
13:01Oh, I surely do, Enos.
13:03There you are, my boy.
13:04Sit down.
13:04Take a load off.
13:05In your barber's chair, Mr. Hall?
13:06Sure, in my barber's chair.
13:08Sit right down there.
13:10Here, now.
13:10Have some pig's feet for yourself.
13:12Oh, no, sir.
13:13I don't carry any pig's feet.
13:14I see it.
13:15Now, you just relax and sit back.
13:17That's it.
13:17Thank you, sir.
13:18Now, you sure are glad to be back in Hazard, ain't you?
13:21Oh, yes, sir.
13:21I'm real glad to be back in Hazard.
13:23But I gotta tell you about those crazy things.
13:24No, I want you to tell me about all them souvenirs you brought back to Hazard from California.
13:30Oh, yes, sir.
13:31I brought lots of stuff back with me.
13:32I got this cute little pencil sharpener shaped like a grapefruit.
13:35All you do is take your pencil and put it in the grapefruit and turn it.
13:38No, no, no.
13:39Listen, what I'm talking about is all them valuable souvenirs you brought back.
13:44You know, the kind I might have to put in my thief to keep out of harm's way.
13:48Oh, that's mighty nice of you, Mr. Hall.
13:50I did buy me a silver belt buckle with a little picture of a dying buffalo on it.
13:54And I got me this little old tin she-monkey that plays the drums.
13:58It goes to kiss.
14:00But it don't have any batteries in it.
14:01Oh, yeah.
14:02You want me to get the rubber hole?
14:03No, no.
14:04I'm gonna pump it out of you.
14:05No.
14:05And meanwhile, the urban stunt drivers was trying awful hard to find some new wheels.
14:18And back at the farm, old Coy was making that call to the motor vehicles.
14:22And reckon what?
14:23That green sedan was a stolen car.
14:25First, they swipe a car.
14:27Then they try to stick us up at the depot.
14:29And they've been chasing us and shooting at us ever since.
14:31What I want to know is how did we get so involved?
14:34All you fellas did was go down to help Enos with his footlocker.
14:38Hey, Uncle Jesse.
14:40You might have something there.
14:42Maybe they ain't after us.
14:43Maybe they're after something in that footlocker.
14:45Well, let's get it over here and go through it.
14:59Maybe they're after my picture.
15:02There she is.
15:03Look at this.
15:04We've just been carrying this tank of box for the last ten years.
15:11It doesn't work.
15:15Look at them gorgeous emeralds.
15:17Holy mackerel, would you look at that.
15:19They must be worth a fortune.
15:21Let's see.
15:22What else did I have in my footlocker?
15:23I have no idea.
15:24I'd like to hear.
15:25My Uncle Odie's old shaving brush.
15:27He gave it to me for good luck.
15:28And I've been using it ever since I shaved off my first fuss.
15:30Well, ain't that nice.
15:31Now that I can knock off your-
15:32And that that-
15:33Oh, oh, oh.
15:34Oh, oh.
15:39Sheriff Rascopey Coltrade here.
15:42Who?
15:43Oh.
15:44Enos.
15:45It's for you.
15:46But now make it quick.
15:47Thank you, Sheriff.
15:48We'll tie up that phone.
15:49Enos straight and talking.
15:51Oh, hi, Vance.
15:52How you doing, buddy Rob?
15:53Oh, good grief.
15:55You mind repeating that, Vance?
15:57Will you get on with it?
15:58You found two handfuls of emeralds in my footlocker.
16:01Ah!
16:02Plus, I'm on a gun bush.
16:03How in horse feathers?
16:04They're getting there.
16:05We thought maybe you knew.
16:06Two handfuls of emeralds?
16:08Shoot, no.
16:09They must be worth the fortune.
16:11They are.
16:11You think maybe someone out there in California could have stashed them in there without you
16:14knowing it before you shipped your stuff out here?
16:16Yeah, they could be.
16:17I did have my footlocker in the storage room.
16:20Boy, I sure would like to take a look at those emeralds.
16:23You gonna bring them into town?
16:25Good, Vance.
16:26Hey, listen, I'll meet you in the booking office.
16:28Yeah.
16:28Hey, thanks a lot, Vance.
16:29Bye now.
16:30Did you hear, Mr. Hugg?
16:32Oh, we heard.
16:33Yeah, come on.
16:34Come on, put the phone down and then I'll give you a ride into town.
16:38Get on.
16:38I can't believe it, Mr. Hugg.
16:40He found two handfuls.
16:42All right, all right, all right.
16:43You'll tell me all about it on the way.
16:45Yes, sir.
16:45Just go get in my car.
16:46Yeah, I'll come out to you.
16:48Well, listen, I think I'll just go out there myself and see some of those emeralds.
16:53Listen.
16:54What?
16:54You'll see them all right.
16:55Really?
16:55But what I want you to do is to get out on the road.
16:57Oh.
16:58And you set a trap for them Duke boys.
16:59Oh.
17:00And when you catch them, well, you'll just keep those emeralds away from them.
17:03You know what I mean?
17:04Oh.
17:05Wait a minute.
17:06Wait a minute.
17:06We can't do that.
17:07We don't know who owns those emeralds in the first place.
17:09Well, then it might as well be us.
17:11Oh.
17:12This is an opportunity made in heaven.
17:14Ain't it wonderful?
17:15Yeah, yeah.
17:16And then, once we got them jewels, well, they'll just be made to disappear.
17:20You know what I mean?
17:21And then we can pin it on the Duke boys.
17:24Bad news.
17:25Bad news.
17:25What?
17:26What about Enos?
17:26Enos, Enos, Enos, Enos.
17:28I can wrap them around my little pinky.
17:30All right.
17:30Now go on.
17:31Get moving.
17:33Naughty, naughty.
17:34You ain't gonna slam that door on me, are you?
17:35Let's go.
17:36Let's go.
17:37Oh!
17:43What do I need with fast food stores now?
17:49I'm getting me a fortune in two.
17:56Meanwhile, the boys headed for town.
17:58The first Vance insisted that Jesse and Daisy watched from the hills overlooking the farm,
18:02just in case them two crooks traced their car.
18:16Well, naturally, their luck was about to change,
18:19because Hazard folks were very hospitable.
18:21Where are you fellas headed?
18:23Oh, just down the road.
18:24He sure want to beg you for stopping, David.
18:30Oh, don't worry.
18:31Somebody will pick him up.
18:38Oh, they messed up again.
18:39Good news.
18:40I'm after them again.
18:41I have a hot machine.
18:50What a time in Roscoe.
18:53We gotta get Davis and Avin' Cole the Metro Squad before a boss in Roscoe getting involved.
18:57Let's lose it.
19:05Not now, Faj.
19:07We're in hot pursuit.
19:10Uh-oh, trouble.
19:15That's your wings, General.
19:22Hang on, Flash.
19:24Turn number five.
19:31It's down now.
19:33Flash, she doesn't like height.
19:35I'm serious.
19:37Help down there. Help.
19:39I hate to leave old Roscoe up in the air like that.
19:42But we gotta make tracks.
19:43Let's make them.
19:48Now, hazard folks tend to make the best of a situation.
19:51Look it up here. Nice view.
20:03And while Coy and Vance were speeding to town with them stolen emeralds,
20:07the two crooks was trying to track down the owners of that orange car.
20:10And Boss was getting edgy.
20:12And when he's nervous, friends, he is inclined to nibble.
20:15This is J.D. Hogg calling the sheriff.
20:18Calling the sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
20:20Come in.
20:21Calling the sheriff. Come in, sheriff.
20:23Roscoe P. Coltrane here.
20:25I already know your name.
20:27What I want to know now is if you caught them Duke boys yet.
20:29That's a big fact.
20:31Negatory, boss.
20:32The Dukes got away.
20:33They got away. I knew it.
20:34You numbskulled.
20:35You knucklehead.
20:36You pinbreed.
20:38Steady, you idiot.
20:39What are you trying to do? Kill me, you lug nuts.
20:42Roscoe, you know who you're talking to.
20:44Oh, Boss, I'm talking to Flash here.
20:49I'm teaching her a new trick.
20:50Steady, girl.
20:52Listen, I do think you've lost your mind.
20:54If you can just retrieve a little part of it,
20:56I want you to get right back here on the double.
20:58You hear me?
20:58Over and out.
21:01All right.
21:02Let's go.
21:04Let's go.
21:05Let's go.
21:07Let's go.
21:07Let's go.
21:30Let's go.
21:35Hey, fellas.
21:36Hey, I appreciate y'all getting here so fast.
21:38Can I see them?
21:39Here they are, Enos.
21:41Emeralds.
21:41For hundreds of thousands of dollars.
21:44Possibly on a gun brush.
21:46How in the world are these things getting in my footlock?
21:48Well, how are we supposed to know if you don't?
21:50I think you'd better put in a call to the California Metro Squad.
21:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:55No need to call California.
21:57Listen, you're in Hazard County now.
21:59And I'm the police commissioner, so you can just hand them stolen jewels over to me.
22:04Now, hold on, boss.
22:05This is Enos's problem, boss.
22:07Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg.
22:08I think I really should call California.
22:10No, no, no, no.
22:10No, no, no.
22:11I said forget California and just hand them stolen jewels to me, deputy.
22:15Don't give them to them, Enos.
22:16You'll never see them again.
22:17But you two boys hush up and get out of here.
22:20Now, listen.
22:21I am the police commissioner, and therefore, I'm confiscating them jewels as evidence.
22:26And if you refuse, I'm going to have to take away your beards, arrest you, and throw you
22:31in the hoose count.
22:32He can't do that, Enos.
22:33He's bluffing.
22:34Enos, what is it?
22:35Them jewels or your beards?
22:37I'm sorry, fellas.
22:39Oh, no, wait a minute.
22:40What?
22:41Oh, hey, fellas.
22:42Hey, fellas.
22:46Hey.
22:47Go, fellas.
22:49Come on.
22:49Get me down, now.
22:50Get me down.
22:54Go.
22:54Come back here.
22:56Come back, let's have a finger.
22:58Come back here with me.
22:59Wait, wait.
23:00Wait for my shoe.
23:01Come here.
23:02The reason nobody on the street's watching, well, they see this every Saturday at the
23:07Hazard Watermelon Supper and Demolition Barbecue.
23:32The reason nobody on the street's watching, well, they see this every Saturday at the
23:36Hazard Watermelon Supper and Demolition Barbecue.
23:38You've got to stop now.
23:40You heard, Mr. Hogg.
23:41I'm under arrest and I'm fired.
23:42No way, Enos.
23:44If boss ever got his sticky little fingers on them, Emerald's pew, we'd never see him
23:47again.
23:47Right.
23:48He'll figure some way to frame us from swiping them.
23:50You can bet your sonny shoes on that.
23:52What we've got to do right now is get you to a phone so you can call California.
23:55Stand on it, Vance.
23:56You don't have to ask twice.
24:09And while the boys was on the run with Enos, Vance's hunch was right.
24:13Them two uglies had traced their car to the farm, and I figured on that.
24:38All right, come on.
24:39Come on, move it, move it with you.
24:43Oh, Bors, what the heck are you doing out here?
24:46I want to make sure we get them jewels.
24:49Come on, let's go nail them dudes.
24:51Hey, did you?
24:59What's wrong?
25:00Are you crazy?
25:01Poor farmer and his fence.
25:03He sure took an awful beat.
25:04Don't worry.
25:05We're going to come back later and help him fix it.
25:07First, we've got to get old Enos here to a phone.
25:09Come on, Enos, perk up.
25:11I feel terrible.
25:12May Enos stray the fugitive?
25:26Flashlight is gone, and so's our half million.
25:28The deputy must have taken it with him.
25:30We're going to have to find him.
25:31Let's go.
25:34Uncle Jesse, we've got to be tearing our home up.
25:37We've got to get down there.
25:38You've got your varmint gun.
25:39The bay's the wrong kind of varmints.
25:40And besides, this is just in case they come up here.
25:45Yeah.
25:46There they are.
25:54Better radio the boys and tell them they switched to another car.
25:57I'll take care of that.
25:59You get behind the wheel.
26:00Them fellas took a shot at a duke and ain't getting away with it.
26:03Now you're talking.
26:23I want them jewels in my hands.
26:28And Enos behind bulls.
26:30Or you are headed for early retirement.
26:33Listen, don't you worry about a thing.
26:35Enos and those duke boys are as good as in that pokey right now.
26:38No, no, you wait a minute.
26:39Wait a minute.
26:41Listen.
26:41What?
26:42Don't you dare bring in them dukes now.
26:44I just want you to get them jewels first.
26:46You understand?
26:47First, yeah.
26:47Yeah.
26:48And then, if it should happen that anybody comes looking for them little green beauties,
26:53well, we'll just say they got swiped, see?
26:56And we can lay the blame on you know who.
26:58Duke!
27:00Who?
27:00Who?
27:01Here.
27:03Boy, Kay, and Ant's Bane.
27:06We ain't making you.
27:07Oh, that's hog lap.
27:09Yeah.
27:10For the duke boys.
27:10Yeah, yeah.
27:11Oh, I don't have an ant and ruper.
27:13Meanwhile, Jesse reported to the boys that him and Daisy was tailing the bad guys.
27:18And Coy told them that him and Bats was heading for Greenville Junction so Enos could phone
27:22his former commanding officer at the California Metro Squad.
27:28Possum on a gun bus, Lieutenant.
27:30You don't mean it.
27:32Y'all recovered those emeralds when you busted up a big smuggling ring and then they got stolen
27:36from the evidence room?
27:37Well, I just want him.
27:39You know, I bet you they stashed their jewels in his footlocker and they're chasing them right
27:41here to hazard to collect them.
27:43Shepard to Law Sheep.
27:44Shepard to Law Sheep.
27:44Come in, Law Sheep.
27:45I appreciate it, sir.
27:46You boys out there somewheres?
27:47Thank you, sir, much, hand.
27:48Law Sheep here, what you got for us?
27:50They just turned off the road.
27:51They're headed right down the chute to Greenville.
27:53Yes, sir.
27:54We're gone.
27:55Yes, sir, Lieutenant.
27:56Glad to help now.
27:57Bye.
27:58California, senior.
27:59Two law officers on the next plane.
28:01They'll be here late this afternoon.
28:02Meanwhile, they want me to turn the emeralds over to the local law officials.
28:06No way, Enos.
28:06That's Boss and Roscoe again.
28:08You know, we're caught right in the middle of this thing.
28:10You know Boss wants these pretty babies and so do them gun-toting dudes.
28:13There's only one thing to do to make sure nobody grabs them before the California police get
28:17here.
28:17What's that?
28:18Let's hide them.
28:19Hide them?
28:19Great.
28:20Let's go.
28:20Gosh, fellas.
28:21Let's go, Enos.
28:21I'm under arrest now.
28:22Come on, Enos.
28:23Let's go.
28:23I'm going to hide me.
28:23Some dudes are out there.
28:24Let's go.
28:26Hey, Mr. Hog wants me in jail.
28:42Well, they might be dangerous, but they sure got bad timing.
28:46Their luck is going to change.
28:47And when it does, things is going to get hostile.
28:52Not a sign of that hick cop or his pals anywhere.
28:55Let's monitor the CB.
28:57Maybe we'll pick up a police call that'll tell us where he is.
29:01And so the boys radioed Jesse and Daisy in Duke Moonshiner Code to meet them at Stumpwater,
29:06where they proceeded to hide the loot six feet under.
29:09Now, at least the emeralds are safe.
29:11Enos, you should be feeling a lot better about that.
29:14Enos!
29:15Enos!
29:15What are you doing?
29:16I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.
29:18I'm sorry about boring your jeep, Daisy.
29:20But I'm under arrest and I belong in jail and I'm turning myself in right now.
29:23Oh, come on now, Enos.
29:24Let's talk about this.
29:25Enos, I can't stand the thought of you going to jail, honey.
29:28Enos, J.D. had no right arresting you.
29:31You know, boss, he was just trying to pull a fastball on you.
29:33Y'all are the best friends I ever had and I feel real bad about doing this, but I just
29:37got it.
29:41Enos, come back!
29:44Enos, you're still here.
29:46He let the air out of the tire.
29:48Come on, everybody.
29:49It's pit stop time.
29:54This is J.D.
29:55Hawk on the Sheriff of Coldream.
29:57Roscoe, where in tarnation are you at?
29:58This is Sheriff Roscoe.
29:59Go to me, Coldream, boss.
30:00I'm out here on patrol.
30:02Come back.
30:03Roscoe, just cut all that flap trap out, will you?
30:05And answer me this.
30:06Did you catch Enos yet?
30:08That's a negative?
30:10Well, you better make it positive.
30:12Conor, I want them little green bubbles and I want them now.
30:15I thought about the jewels.
30:17Just get your tailpipes a-fuming.
30:20And if you don't get done what I've told you to do before sundown,
30:24Well, I'm just gonna...
30:28You're gonna what, boss?
30:32Boss, I didn't get that.
30:34You're gonna what?
30:37All right, all right.
30:38So, Enos, give me them jewels.
30:40I don't have them, Mr. Hogg.
30:42You ain't got them?
30:42Well, where are they at?
30:43Mr. Hogg, I can't tell you until those California police get here as late this afternoon.
30:47You will call the California police after I told you not to.
30:50This is Roscoe.
30:53Come back.
30:54Roscoe, listen here.
30:55While you were out there staring out in the space,
30:58Enos just walked in here and locked himself up.
31:01Has he got the jewels with him come back?
31:04No, he don't have the jewels with him.
31:06And listen, I'm just gonna have to sweat it out of them where they're at
31:10before them California police get here.
31:12Because they called the California police.
31:14So, you just get back here on the double, you hear?
31:16I read that. I'm gone.
31:18I did.
31:19I'm gonna sweat it out of you.
31:20I love it.
31:21Let's go.
31:22If a cluck deputy talks to anyone, it's gonna be us.
31:25We're gonna have to spring him.
31:27How are we gonna do that?
31:28A big city snow job.
31:31It'll be a piece of cake.
31:42I hope he don't run into them two fellows with a gun.
31:45What about balls?
31:46He's really gonna put him through the ring.
31:47I just hope Venus don't crack.
31:49Come on, let's get it.
31:57All right, Venus.
31:59I want you to start talking.
32:01And I'm ordering you to tell me where them emeralds is at.
32:04Come on, talk.
32:05Talk.
32:05I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg, but I can't tell you.
32:08I turned myself in because it's the honest and right thing to do.
32:11And I promised the Dukes I wouldn't talk.
32:12So, please forgive me, Mr. Hogg, but my lips are sealed.
32:16Ooh, interrogation.
32:18That's my favorite.
32:20Roscoe, did you hear that?
32:21His lips are sealed.
32:22Oh, well, I'll unseal them.
32:24Let me at him.
32:25Now watch it, will you please?
32:26Now look, I'll handle this.
32:28What you gotta do is get yourself out front.
32:30And don't let nobody, especially them Dukes, interrupt us.
32:33You hear?
32:34Right, right.
32:34Yeah, because he's gonna tell me where their emeralds are at or he'll rule the day.
32:38You want me to get the rubber holes?
32:39No!
32:40No, please, just get out there.
32:43All right then.
32:44Ex-deputies straight.
32:46Get yourself ready.
32:47Because you're gonna get the third degree.
32:51You know what you're gonna get then?
32:54Fourth degree.
32:56Ooh.
33:10What do we have here?
33:12All right, you two.
33:14Just hold it right there.
33:15California, please.
33:19You know, that's who they are, all right.
33:23I can tell.
33:24That beard, that's incognito.
33:26Yeah!
33:27So help me.
33:28If you don't stop talking this very second, I'm gonna foreclose on your house, your car,
33:33your furniture, your gold inlay.
33:35Okay, we'll take over now.
33:37You're coming with us, Strader.
33:38Oh, hold it.
33:39Wait a minute.
33:39Who do you think you are?
33:41We're the California police.
33:42California police.
33:44You fellas got here mighty quick.
33:46I just talked to the lieutenant an hour ago.
33:48An hour?
33:49Well, how in the world did you ever get here in an hour?
33:51From California.
33:52Hey, you fellas ain't...
33:54ain't police.
33:55You're the criminals who stole their emeralds.
33:57Shut up.
33:58Move it.
33:59And don't try to follow this fat stuff.
34:02Mr. Hump!
34:04Help!
34:09That car right back, my Dixie, is the one of them bad guys is driving.
34:19All right, you Dukes.
34:20Just freeze, freeze, freeze right there.
34:22Come on, Roscoe.
34:23See that car right there?
34:24What?
34:24The fellas driving it are the same bad dudes we was telling you about.
34:28And they're after Enos.
34:29Now, Sheriff, what you ought to do is arrest them.
34:31Oh, Jesse, just hush.
34:32I know who those fellas are.
34:34Those are the California police even Cognito.
34:37And listen, the boss don't want you inside, so just back off.
34:40They ain't the California police, Roscoe.
34:42They're phonies.
34:43Oh, do tell.
34:44Now, I know right behind you.
34:45There they go.
34:45I ain't gonna fall for any of those old Chesnets because I...
34:48Come on, we gotta stop.
34:49Come on, we gotta stop.
34:51Don't you move now.
34:52I'm serious now.
34:52I ain't gonna be out of here.
34:57Now, what do you reckon Coy had in mind?
35:01We're all right, man.
35:05We're all right, man.
35:06Don't worry about me.
35:07They got to do this.
35:08Wait a minute.
35:09Wait.
35:10Wait a minute here.
35:16And the chase was over.
35:18Get out of here.
35:19Get out of here.
35:26Roscoe.
35:27What? What are you doing standing there? Didn't you stop us?
35:29Look at that. Oh, they grabbed Enos.
35:31Listen, I run those dukes right off.
35:33The dukes are the police fellas.
35:36Who? They're fakes.
35:37Yeah, they're after the Jews, too.
35:39Now they've got Enos.
35:40Oh, come on.
35:42Come on, let's go.
35:43Where's my ground?
35:45Come on, let's go.
35:48Come on.
35:49Get in.
35:53Let's go.
35:54Let's go.
36:06You better tell us where you stashed those emeralds.
36:09Come on, talk.
36:11Sorry, sir. All I have to tell you is my name, rank, and serial number.
36:15Enos Drake, ex-deputy 0674932.
36:27I'm afraid they've got too big a lead. Let's give it all we got.
36:32Come on, come on. We're going to catch them.
36:33It's a matter of life for money.
36:35Hey, uh, uh, this is your short, Roscoe, Pete Gold drain, and I'm in hot pursuit.
36:40Now I'm going to use you top of the road.
36:42Roscoe, you just back off. This is our fight as much as it is yours.
36:46Hey, Roscoe, what do you say we're drawing up on this one, huh?
36:49This is going to need all the help you can get.
36:51No, no, no. Pass him. Pass him. Pass him.
37:14At which time, old Silas Pugh decided to go into the kindling and firing.
37:19Made a killing, too.
37:24You're really going to be mad. You better talk.
37:28Enos Drake, ex-deputy 0674932.
37:32Hey, we gave his pals a slip.
37:34Turn it off up here, and then we can really put the screws to him.
37:56Looks like we lost him.
37:57Maybe we better head back where we stash them emeralds, before they force it out of Enos.
38:00Well, Enos ain't going to talk.
38:02That's why we got to find him before those skunks hurt him.
38:09Hey, do you see what I see up there?
38:13Yes, sir.
38:14Is that what I think it is?
38:15Let's go get him.
38:15Come on.
38:17Come on.
38:18Come on.
38:50and vance was right them heavies done found themselves an old barn and they're holding
38:54up they ain't gonna be easy like old boss was
39:05your mama's only knew what y'all was doing you shut up talk unless your hearts can't even make up
39:10your minds can you
39:36jackpot come on let's move in hold on hold on that's too risky those guys
39:41gotta be awful jumpy by now maybe just jumpy enough to hurt enos if we get too anxious
39:46well it's too risky to rush in we'll have to smoke them out some way hey coy here hit it
39:50right on the
39:51button i did yeah what do you say we really smoke them out i mean we got small dry gas
39:56rags in the
39:56back of the general there's a lot of dry leaves around here hey yeah we make our own smoke good
40:01idea we get the hazard volunteer fire department running around up here that ought to really shake
40:06them up how you're cooking all right you kids get busy i'll get on the cb and get them up
40:13here but
40:14be careful now we don't want to really burn that barn down
40:21this is jesse duke calling the hazard volunteer fire department this is jesse duke there's a fire at the
40:26old blue barn
40:51here must have missed them but we're gonna have to backtrack
40:54Come on, back train! Back train!
41:02While old boss and Roscoe were still hunting,
41:05them two crooks were still questioning and wearing thin on patients.
41:09Innistrate, ex-deputy, 0674932.
41:12Innistrate, ex-deputy, 0674932.
41:24That'll be the safe side over there.
41:26Come on, let's go.
41:27Let me take it.
41:28I got this. Figured it'd come in handy.
41:48Good idea. Uncle Jesse, you keep it smoking.
41:58You better start talking.
41:59Yes, sir. Innistrate, ex-deputy, 0674932.
42:04Hey, where's all that smoke coming from?
42:06This place is on fire.
42:09Let's get out of here. Grab him.
42:10Sounds like a fire truck coming.
42:19Get out!
42:21Hold it right there, cowboys.
42:25If anybody moves, he gets it.
42:29Hey!
42:34All right, you can get after him, but don't get too close.
42:37Grab your hose.
42:39Come on, let's get him. Pull it.
42:41This ought to come in handy.
42:42What do you think, partner?
42:44Uncle Jesse, let's help him!
42:46No, let's stay here and put out the fire.
42:48They'll take care of it, Charlie.
42:49Here we go. Pull it. Pull it.
42:50Come on, let's go.
43:09Here we go.
43:10Here we go.
43:11Here we go.
43:12Here we go.
43:13Here we go.
43:14Here we go.
43:15Here we go.
43:16Here we go.
43:17And in mid-chase, Moss and Roscoe landed in the briar patch.
43:20old Moss is having a sticky day.
43:23All right.
43:24Here we go.
43:26Here we go.
43:30Here we go.
43:37Here we go.
43:40Here we go.
43:44Here we go.
43:48Here we go.
43:53I'm gonna stop them dudes. Every time I try to move up on them...
43:57Remember this?
43:59I thought they'd come in handy.
44:01Going fishing?
44:02Yep.
44:02If I don't get something...
44:04Dina, we're going.
44:09Hold it steady, cousin.
44:11Got it.
44:30That's one.
44:34Move up along side!
44:43Hold on, man. Go get a little closer.
44:54Hold him in!
44:59Hold him in!
45:08And so the Duke boys rescued Enos.
45:11The bad dudes were captured.
45:12The stolen emeralds were dug up by Enos and the boys...
45:15and turned over to the California police officers...
45:17along with the prisoners.
45:19You should get them on out of here.
45:27Enos got his job back as well as a reward from Davis.
45:30Now that's worth the struggle right there.
45:32And everything was back to normal in Hazard by suppertime...
45:35or what's normal for Hazard anyway.
45:50to make a mistake about it.
45:51I thought he was going home in Allanрач some days after a while.
45:51The journey was in the wild, man.
45:51If she took off that down, she hid off the road.
45:52To make a mistake at home.
45:52To make a mistake there's gonna be a place where she was just an old man.
45:52You're gonna have to write.
45:52And the fourth lady's gonna do a job.
45:54Then you're gonna do a job.
45:56They're going home on track.
45:58If you're going home, it's going home for a while.
45:59But if you're going home, you're going home.
46:02And don't get home, of course.
46:19Good God, YouTube.
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