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00:01On the duke, the duke boys are all tied up in Hazard's big fur robbery.
00:10You boys are under arrest.
00:13Go, Fred, Mike!
00:15To the cars!
00:19Look out.
00:21I love it, I love it.
00:27You ain't gonna make it.
00:34Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm, beats all you never saw, been in trouble with
00:44the law since the day they was born, straightening the curves, flattening the hills, someday in
00:57the mountain I'd get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how, that's just a little bit more than the normal
01:11loud.
01:13Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could, fighting the system like a true modern-day
01:24Robin Hood.
01:30It's one of them beautiful Hazard County mornings.
01:33General Lee is running the kinks out, and Bo and Luke are feeling uncommonly good.
01:38Ain't nobody chasing nobody, but there's fixing to be trouble.
01:41Well, that ain't the trouble.
01:43That's singing.
01:44Well, sort of.
01:46For her, they wanna owe me two, they wanna stone me one, so she's a friend of mine.
01:51Take it easy, take it easy.
01:57Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.
02:16That's the trouble.
02:19Now, this feller ain't no fur driver.
02:21He's a thief, delivering stolen merchandise to one J.D. Hall.
02:26That is, if he can ever find the right road to Hazard.
02:41I'm sorry about that, buddy.
02:44What can I say, you know?
02:45Yeah, well, look, mister, it's no big thing.
02:48I mean, why don't we just forget about it?
02:49I'm in a hurry and...
02:50Yeah, I bet you the lady's waiting for these foxes and minks are in that hurry, too, huh?
02:56I'm sorry.
02:57Look, I tell you what, I got a place in town.
02:58It has a garage.
03:00You bring this by there, and I'll fix this door, bumper, dent, everything for free, huh?
03:06Well, that's very kind to you.
03:08Thanks.
03:09Sure thing.
03:09See you later.
03:28Now, friends and neighbors, that ain't no skunk laying in the road.
03:31That's a mink.
03:33Now, y'all know what's gonna happen.
03:42Hey, what's that up there in the middle of the road?
03:44I have no idea.
03:45There's no way to find out.
04:00It's too big to be a raccoon.
04:01Sure look good on a mink, though.
04:13What's that old boy gonna say?
04:15Hey, y'all got my stolen fur?
04:17Well, what the heck is doing out here in the middle of nowhere, anyway?
04:19I don't know.
04:20One thing's for sure.
04:21Nobody in Hazard could afford something like this.
04:23We'll run that chicken wire back to Uncle Jesse before he throws a fit, and then go back into town
04:28and turn this into lost and found.
04:45That was old Ruebottom's general store.
04:47Boss Hogg foreclosed on Ruebottom to use his storeroom for warehousing stolen merchandise.
04:52And Boss eased his conscience by sending old Ruebottom a turkey, and it was spoiled.
04:55You mean you let a mink coat fall off of your truck, and it's still lying out there somewhere?
05:01Well, you just go get it, you hear me?
05:03Maybe that mink wasn't dead yet, and it jumped off the truck.
05:06Oh, Zip, you...
05:07Forget it.
05:07I tried.
05:08Two country boys stopped and picked it up and drove off with it, going faster than a duck in a
05:12hailstorm.
05:13Two country boys, huh?
05:14Say, was one of them blonde and the other dark-haired, and both driving an orange clunker car?
05:20Yeah.
05:20You know them?
05:21Never heard of them.
05:22Never heard of them?
05:23No, just a lucky girl.
05:25Yeah, just a lucky guess, lucky, lucky, lucky.
05:27Where's my money, Hogg?
05:28The money?
05:29Oh, I'm glad you asked me for that.
05:31All right, here's what I owe you.
05:34Less the price of a mink coat.
05:37My, you little butterfuck.
05:38Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, son.
05:40Listen, I advise you to take what I gave you, and then skedaddle out of town, or else I'll have
05:44the sheriff here escort you out personal.
05:46Yeah, I will, boy.
05:47I will?
05:48You will?
05:49Yes, I will.
05:50Oh, good.
05:51Oh.
05:56You win, Hogg.
05:58Ah.
06:00This time.
06:01Yeah.
06:01So, boss sent the law after the dukes to get back the fur that he hadn't paid for, and nailed
06:07Bo and Luke for possession of stolen property.
06:09All right, grannies, now that's slick.
06:13Ooh, it just feels so good.
06:16Sure.
06:16Well, don't get too used to it now, because the boys have got to get back to Roscoe for the
06:20right balloon, or I bet they're going nuts wondering where that coat is.
06:24I'd imagine.
06:25Here you go, sweetheart.
06:26Come on, give it up.
06:29Let's go.
06:34Looks like we just saved a trip to town.
06:42Hey, Roscoe.
06:43Ha, ha.
06:45Freeze it, you Duke boy.
06:46Just freeze it right there.
06:48Hey, Roscoe, we just coming to see you.
06:49We found this here fur coat.
06:50We want to give it to you.
06:51Shoot.
06:52All right, turn over that furry coat.
06:54All right, Cletus, you will notice with your beady brown eyes the evidence is in the Duke's hand.
06:59Now, just hold it right there.
07:01You didn't notice nothing with your beady little eyes.
07:03Them boys were doing just what they said they was doing.
07:06They found that coat, and they was bringing it back to you to give back to the right floater.
07:10Hockey pup, Jesse.
07:11Get your finger off of that car.
07:13Listen, both of you.
07:14We caught them with the evidence, and they're under arrest, and I've got a warrant.
07:19Give me the warrant.
07:20That's my...
07:21Give it to me.
07:23All right, you boys are under arrest.
07:25Just get out of that car nice and easy, like.
07:27Whatever you say, Roscoe.
07:29Cletus, note this with your beady brown eyes.
07:31We're gone.
07:32Come back here.
07:36Go, Ted, boys.
07:39Those guys, this is the...
07:42They all realize that this all started with Bo and Luke just singing their little old hearts out.
08:01What do you tell you about, Bo?
08:02I think I'm trying.
08:03The general's got some kind of wheeze or something.
08:06I got an idea.
08:07Hang on.
08:15I love it, I love it.
08:16Hot poochoo, Dick.
08:32Oh!
08:40Cletus!
08:41You dipstick, ooh, scuffed in another one of my vehicles.
08:53General, what's wrong with you?
09:01There's gotta be a carburetor.
09:05Good, David. Just what I thought.
09:08It's a carburetor float valve.
09:11We'll get a little ways on it, but not too much farther.
09:13Well, let's call Cooter on the CB.
09:16Get a new one out here, we won't stay ahead of Roscoe for very long.
09:23Here you go, sweetie.
09:27Yeah, anything in the land of papers about it?
09:30Absolutely nothing, darling.
09:31Oh, they did say that somebody saw a brown van driving away from the scene of the crime.
09:36But nobody's seen you, darling. We're free and clear.
09:39Not till I get rid of that van.
09:41Do you know where to meet me with the car?
09:43Yeah, Indian Creek Road, just north of Hazard.
09:45Now, don't push this thing too hard, because that ain't gonna last the...
09:47Boss? Are you kidding?
09:48Whoo! Where'd you get this?
09:51I never thought I'd see fur like this, not twice in one day in Hazard County.
09:55What a minute, you mean you seen another one?
09:56Mm-hmm.
09:57Yeah, I had a little bump up this morning with a guy in a brown van. It was full up.
10:01Hey, you know, I bet he saw us find that thing, got in touch with Boss, and Boss sent Roscoe
10:05to the farm.
10:06Boss is that determined to lock us up can only mean one thing.
10:08He's in cahoots with that fella.
10:10Yeah, right.
10:10Well, wait a minute, I ain't exactly straight on what's going on, but I know one thing.
10:14All you gotta do is find a brown van with Mississippi plates.
10:17Mississippi plates?
10:18All right!
10:22The boys CV'd Uncle Jesse at the farm, and Daisy at the boar's nest,
10:27a Hawkeye brown van with Mississippi plates.
10:30In for it, cousins.
10:34Then the boys decided to have a little fun with old Roscoe,
10:37by playing with Confederate General Jeff Stewart's law.
10:40When in doubt, attack.
10:42Ooh! Flash!
10:43There's these new boys behind us!
10:44We gotta miss time!
10:46Okay, hang on!
10:47I'm gonna hook it, quick!
10:57Well, there's a flaw in the slaw somewhere.
10:59They're playing following the leader with me,
11:01those new boys are.
11:23Flash ain't thought I was born, yeah?
11:24Flash ain't thought I was born, yeah?
11:25Well, I wasn't.
11:27Watch me lose them.
11:32Here's where we lose them.
11:44I lost them! I lost them!
11:48I'm not supposed to lose them.
11:49I'm supposed to catch them, right?
11:52Listen, not one wolf to this, to boss, you understand?
11:55Not one!
12:10Luke, Bo, are you there?
12:12Yeah, go ahead, Daisy, we got you.
12:15Jackpot, cousins.
12:16I just found that van y'all were talking about in the parking lot.
12:19Mississippi plates and all.
12:20Well, listen, sweetheart, you just keep your eyes on it.
12:22Luke and me's on our way.
12:50Spotted us.
12:52Hang on.
13:07Now, that boy's mama didn't raise no dummy.
13:09He ain't about to take him to two dupes.
13:30I think you're losing them.
13:31Ain't me.
13:32You wouldn't do so hard either, the way that float valve's acting up.
13:41We'll cut over to Willow Creek.
13:43You ought to close the gap that way.
13:47Hang on, cousin.
13:50You ain't gonna make it.
13:53Bo, that ain't no way to give the general confidence.
14:22We'll see you.
14:23We'll see you.
14:24fur. Oh, what's one fur? Sugar? Acapulco, here we come, right, darling? Wrong, darling.
14:35We should have come up that van by now. Yeah, unless he pulled off on a side road back a
14:40ways.
14:40As I figure on taking those furs back off of Hog's hands and sell them again somewhere else.
14:47But I think I got this one figured out real good. Let's get back to town. I got me some
14:53of investigating and do.
15:12Hey, look, there it is. Sure as shoot. Good eyes.
15:25Strip cleaner in the house, too. Shoot. Zip.
15:29Hey, look, some fresh tire tracks. I bet he met up with his buddies.
15:34Wonder which way they go. Hey, let's follow them. Hop in. Let's go.
15:50Over at the courthouse, that fella found just what he was hoping for. Blueprints on file for the
15:56hazard building code. See here, babe? Yeah. That wall that has its garage is on the other side of the
16:01same wall where them furs are. That's the only way in for me without being seen.
16:08Well, that fella in that garage might have something to say about that, darling.
16:12No, he won't. Because you're going to get him out of there for a little bit.
16:18He's seen me, but he ain't never seen you before.
16:29Hey. Hi there. Be right with you.
16:33If I were you there, I'd fix that fuel filter or that fuel pump's going to be working overtime for
16:37nothing. You know, I was just thinking the same thing myself. You're not from around here, are you?
16:43No, I'm just passing through. I'm a freelance writer from Atlanta. I'm here doing a short story
16:48around small towns. Well, I'll be a writer. Picked a good one to write about. We'll hazard something.
16:53Other than a few thousand problems with city government, it's a great place to live.
16:58You know, if I didn't have to finish up on old Jake's car here, I'd love to show you around.
17:03Oh, I'd really like that. What's your name?
17:06They call me Cooter. Cooter? Well, real nice to meet you, Cooter.
17:11Bonnie Lane here. Bonnie Lane? Yeah.
17:13Sure's a pretty park over there. Yeah.
17:17Hey, you know something? I don't reckon old Jake might wait a little while.
17:22Come on, I'll show you around here. Thanks, Cooter.
17:24Yeah, this park down here is, well, they call it Hog Square, but actually it's not.
17:30Okay.
17:53Now, that fellow with Boss Hog is old Harvey Dunsmore out of Atlanta.
17:57And everybody knows Harvey is a boss hog with class.
18:01Old Harvey buys most of his things from Boss, and for a lot less than he sells them for himself.
18:06Like furs, for instance.
18:09Now, while old Boss and Harvey were fixing the wheeling deal,
18:12that Mitchell fellow was on the other side of the wall, doing a little dealing of his own.
18:23These furs are the best merchandise you've seen in quite a while, ain't they?
18:26Oh, they're all right.
18:28Well, you bet they are.
18:30Hello.
18:31Here's something over there.
18:33Like a little tap, tap, tapping.
18:37Oh, it's nothing, J.D.
18:39Of course, it could be your heart pounding at the thought of what you think I'm going to give you
18:43for these furs.
18:57Mostly all I do is just sort of hang out, work on cars.
19:02You like cars, don't you?
19:03Oh, I love cars, Scooter.
19:05My daddy taught me all about cars when I was a little girl.
19:07He did?
19:08Yeah, I think he wanted a boy.
19:10Well, his little girl turned out fine.
19:12Thanks, Scooter.
19:14Yeah, I reckon one of these days I'll quit my crazy ways and settle down.
19:19I'd like to settle down, too, if I could find the right situation.
19:23Yeah.
19:24I'll tell you, one time I thought I had the right situation, and it just didn't work out.
19:29Hey, I've got to get back over there and work on old Jake's car.
19:32He's going to kill me.
19:33Promise is a promise, you know.
19:35Y'all don't reckon old Cooter's kind of going for her.
19:38Man, I hate that.
19:41Cooter!
19:44Come on, we're back to square one.
19:47Oh.
19:49Hey.
19:50You got trouble.
19:51What's up, y'all?
19:51We need to get that float valve, and we need to get it as soon as we can.
19:54The float valve?
19:56Oh, I'll tell you, I just one forgot about it.
19:59I was getting ready to go over to Murphy's and, oh, excuse me, Bonnie Lane.
20:03This here's Luke Duke.
20:04Hi, buddy.
20:05Nice to meet you.
20:06Bonnie, pleasure.
20:07Pleasure, too.
20:07Friends of mine.
20:08Oh, well.
20:09Well, I guess I better get going, Cooter.
20:11I've got to do some shopping.
20:12Thanks for the tour.
20:13Well, you're sure welcome.
20:14I'll see you again sometime.
20:16Nice to have met you, boys.
20:17Bye now.
20:18My pleasure.
20:19Thanks, Cooter.
20:20Bye-bye.
20:21Bye.
20:22Hey, look.
20:25We found that brown van you said was hauling the furs.
20:27Oh, yeah?
20:27Yeah.
20:28Well, the boys filled old Cooter in on the empty van, and how they tracked another car that
20:32must have brought the driver back to town.
20:34And guess who was listening?
20:36So what we can't figure out is if Boss has already bought them furs, and what's that guy
20:40doing back in Hazard?
20:41Not only that, but we've got to find out wherever Boss got them furs stashed.
20:44Hey, I'll take this for what it's worth, but I did see Boss and Harvey Dunsmore going in
20:48and out of Root Bottoms next door here.
20:51Boss has got business with Harvey Dunsmore over at Root Bottoms.
20:54That means we owe ourselves a peek at whatever that business is.
20:56Hey, real easy way to do that.
20:57Look at here.
20:59Got a key to the back door over at Root Bottoms.
21:01He's tweeting the one in case he's locked himself out.
21:04Thanks a lot, Cooter.
21:05We'll be checking back.
21:05Yeah, I'll take it later.
21:06Hey, y'all.
21:07Stay out of trouble now.
21:21Let's check all the closets and cupboards.
21:23You got it.
21:28When, oh, when, are you going to learn to trust me?
21:31J.D., I ain't paying you for 20 expensive furs when I'm sure I counted only 19.
21:36Now, you going to let me count them again or not?
21:38Okay, okay.
21:38If you want to count them again, we'll count them again.
21:41Phew.
21:42Let me get the key out here.
21:44Look at all these keys.
21:45I don't know which one's the right one.
21:46Let me try this.
21:49Shoot.
21:51Find anything?
21:53No luck.
21:54You got any idea which key this might be?
21:56Oh, try that.
21:57Let's check the storeroom.
21:58All right.
22:03Uh-huh.
22:05Would you look at that?
22:07This looks like it might be it.
22:09Shit.
22:11Now, it might be my words, Harvey.
22:13When you count them furs,
22:15and you find out I ain't been cheating you,
22:17well, you just going to have to apologize.
22:20Uh, J.D., look.
22:22I'm not against cheating.
22:23Except when it's done against me.
22:26Well, I'll tell you, Harvey,
22:27and nobody's doing any cheating against you,
22:28so just start counting.
22:29I tell you, there's only 19, J.D.
22:31Let's see.
22:322, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14,
22:3516, 17, 18, 19, 20.
22:38Oh, come on.
22:38What are you doing?
22:40Why?
22:40That's the first one I counted down there, J.D.
22:42What are you up to?
22:43Did you count that one down there?
22:45I didn't see that.
22:46I thought you missed it.
22:47Ah, don't you try to pull the fur over my eyes.
22:50Oh, listen, now,
22:51it's pretty high-class fur, ain't it?
22:52Well, the fellow who sold them to me
22:54must have sure counted me.
22:55I can't help it, so I'll tell you what.
22:56We'll renegotiate that whole deal.
22:58What do you say, huh?
23:00Two stuffed in here.
23:02Let's see if we go have a drink,
23:03and we'll talk turkey.
23:06What's up?
23:07Well, that first is over there, all right.
23:08Oh, yeah.
23:09Yeah, well, with Harvey Dunsmore involved,
23:11they ain't gonna be there for long.
23:12Yeah, he's from Atlanta, ain't he?
23:13Funny guy.
23:14Hey, look, we ought to keep an eye on the place.
23:16I'll give Uncle Jesse a holler
23:17and have him call the authorities in Atlanta.
23:19All right.
23:19Good idea.
23:23Mabel, can you get me Uncle Jesse?
23:24I called Jesse at the farm
23:25and told him to get on the horn to Atlanta
23:27and to tell them that they'd better come a-running
23:29if they ever wanted to see them stolen furs.
23:31Uh-uh, right away, right away.
23:37Mabel, this is Jesse Duke.
23:39Will you get me the Atlanta police?
23:41Well, never mind what for.
23:43Just get them.
23:44Are you sure you can get through the walrus?
23:46Yeah, babe.
23:48It's just old bricks.
23:49Shouldn't take me too long to knock them out
23:51if I ever get in there.
23:54Dang, I can't wait here all day
23:56for them to come out of there.
23:58Look, Russ, my southern charms
23:59can work on that rude mechanic,
24:01but I don't know about them other two boys.
24:02You heard them boys say
24:03they were running from the law.
24:05Yeah.
24:05Well, why don't we get the law
24:07to get them out of there for us?
24:11There's another one.
24:12There's another one.
24:12Whoop!
24:14Oh, I lost it.
24:15Oh, my place.
24:16You got more fleas
24:17than any dog I've ever seen
24:18in my whole life.
24:19You know what you're gonna have to do?
24:21You're gonna have to put a sign on
24:23No Vacancy Cooch.
24:25Oh, excuse me a second.
24:29Sheriff's Office.
24:31Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane speaking.
24:33Look, I seen them Duke boys
24:34at Cooter's Garage.
24:35Real plain, Sheriff.
24:36I thought you'd like to know.
24:38Oh, yeah, I do want to know.
24:40But how'd you know I wanted to know?
24:42Who is this?
24:43I'm just a concerned citizen.
24:45Listen.
24:46You ain't gonna hold up on me.
24:49Cleetis!
24:50Yo!
24:50Front and center.
24:51Excuse me, Flash.
24:53Listen.
24:55Cleetis, will you get that thing
24:56out of my face?
24:57What's the matter with you?
24:58Well, listen.
24:59The Duke boys is over at Cooter's Garage.
25:01What?
25:01Yes.
25:02And now we've got to get over there right now.
25:04Well, let's go!
25:09Hey, Cleetis!
25:11I'm sick of you scuffing me!
25:13I'm sick of you scuffing me!
25:14Get over with you!
25:16Ain't nothing happening
25:17over there at Rue Bonham's.
25:19Plenty happening at the courthouse,
25:20so come here, take a look.
25:24I'm sick of you scuffing me!
25:26Oh, fuck you!
25:28I'm thinking we're gonna fly out of here.
25:29Now, remember that float valve.
25:30Yeah.
25:30We'll see you later.
25:37All right!
25:39All right, you Duke!
25:40I know you're in here.
25:41You're freezing!
25:42Get free!
25:44Hey, Roscoe.
25:45Come on.
25:46What?
25:46What?
25:48Are you looking for Bo and Luke?
25:50Yeah, yeah.
25:52They ain't here.
25:52Oh!
25:53See?
25:53I knew it!
25:54They were supposed to be here.
25:56They had a phone call.
25:56Where are they now?
25:57To the cars!
26:00Man, I tell you,
26:01that Cleetis is tough on doors.
26:13They almost hit us!
26:14Will you get off there and get after them?
26:16I will if you want.
26:17Let go of my time.
26:17You're a coward.
26:18I ain't coward.
26:19Get your...
26:27Well, hey.
26:28Hi there, Cooter.
26:29What you got here?
26:30Well, I brought us a picnic lunch.
26:31Are you interested?
26:32Well, now, Miss Bonny,
26:34I'm interested,
26:35but I gotta work.
26:36Well, I know about that, Cooter.
26:37I got fried chicken,
26:38potato salad,
26:40I got some cornbread.
26:42Guess what I got for dessert?
26:43What?
26:44Blackberry cobbler.
26:46You know something, Miss Bonny?
26:47What?
26:48You sure got away with words.
26:50Come on, here.
26:51Ain't it amazing
26:52how a pretty girl with fried chicken
26:53can make a man forget
26:54about a carburetor float valve?
26:56Don't you just hate men
26:58that use women
26:58to mess up other men?
27:00Well, that carburetor float valve
27:02is something that old Bo and Luke
27:03could sure use on the general
27:05right about now.
27:05if so and if
27:34I'm gonna hold it
27:35how'd that
27:52That's Cedar Creek Bridge, and it can only take one car at a time, going either way.
28:02Oh, look out.
28:08Now, friends, there ain't no way to jump this.
28:19Don't worry, that's on that bridge.
28:21No, you ain't that.
28:22Do it.
28:23I'm not going to do it.
28:42Your daddy taught you about cars, but your mama taught you how to cook.
28:46Well, I sure like to see a man enjoy his food.
28:49Well, I enjoy watching you enjoy, watching me enjoy it.
28:54And all the time that she was baiting old cooters, she was really worried about how close her boyfriend was
28:59getting to them furs.
29:11General.
29:15Dang it.
29:25I don't know why you didn't bother to look.
29:27It's that float bell.
29:28Yeah, I know.
29:29Now, wait a minute.
29:29Just wait a minute.
29:30Old boss and Harvey were still lying, cheating and horse-trading on them furs.
29:34Will you?
29:34Now, $100,000 from them furries is peanuts compared to what you're going to get home.
29:39You drive a hard bargain, J.D.
29:41But if it's $100,000 in peanuts, that's what you got.
29:44How do you want them?
29:45Shelled or unshelled.
29:47Come on.
29:48Stop that, will you?
29:49Come over here.
29:50What in the world?
29:54Sitting on my tire gauge.
29:56That sure is a nice one.
29:57Oh, yeah, this one here is top of the line.
29:59Sterling silver.
30:00Look here.
30:00Measure accurate to a quarter of a pound.
30:02Sure is nice, cooter.
30:05You like it?
30:06Oh, I love it.
30:07It's beautiful.
30:07It's yours.
30:08Oh, come on, cooter.
30:09I can't take that.
30:10Yes, you can.
30:11That's yours.
30:12Well, you've been off nice to me, and I'd like you to have a little remembrance of our picnic and
30:17a memento of Hazard County.
30:19Thank you, cooter.
30:21That's downright nice of you.
30:24You're sure welcome, buddy.
30:25Friends and neighbors, this do look serious.
30:27Hey, crazy cooter, you got your ears off?
30:30Come here, hooter.
30:31Excuse me.
30:35Breaker, breakers.
30:36Crazy cooter coming back at you.
30:38Hey, Lucas, come on.
30:39Hey, look, good buddy.
30:40We hate to bother you, but we need that float valve about yesterday.
30:43You know what I mean?
30:44We just won a race with Roscoe and Cletus, but it's a little general's last.
30:48I got the feeling.
30:48Oh, look, I'm sorry, y'all.
30:50Well, I got into something.
30:51I'll run over to Murphy's and get it right now.
30:53What's your 20?
30:53About a quarter mile up Stone Canyon Road.
30:56Now, we figured to double back to your place, because we figured Roscoe won't look there.
30:59I'll get the valve and meet you there.
31:00I'm gone.
31:01Uh, I'm sorry, Bonnie.
31:02I got to take a rain check and a doggie bag, but it sure was nice.
31:06Yeah.
31:07Uh, see you again.
31:08Yeah.
31:09Marcy.
31:09Well, now, there ain't no way that that lady wants Bo and Luke to go anywhere near old Cooter's garage.
31:17Calling Hazard Police.
31:19Calling Hazard Police.
31:20And, once again, that concerned citizen blew the whistle on the duke boys and told Roscoe where they was holing
31:26up on Stone Canyon Road.
31:27Well, I tell you, I'll be glad when she leaves.
31:30Cletus, this is your superior officer, Roscoe B. Coltrane.
31:34Listen, follow me.
31:35We got those duke boys by the tail.
31:37Go, go, go, go, I'm gone.
31:50Shepherd of the lost sheep.
31:51Shepherd of the lost sheep.
31:52Are you out there, boys?
31:55Got your lost sheep here, Shepherd.
31:57We're about a quarter mile up Stone Canyon Road.
31:59We're waiting on Cooter to patch up the general.
32:01Did you find out if them stolen you-know-whats came out of Atlanta?
32:04They came out of Atlanta, all right.
32:06The marshal should be in Hazard this afternoon.
32:11Great.
32:12How the heck did they know we were here?
32:13August Shepard, Du Bois, and Blue are on our tail again.
32:15Now, could you stake out rube bottoms for us, find out where them stolen furs go?
32:18I'm your man, and I'm on my way.
32:39General, don't quit on us now.
32:47Turn up some Roots Street Lane.
32:49I know just a place to live.
32:50All right.
33:11What a horrendous crash.
33:13It's all your fault, you dickstick.
33:16It's all your fault.
33:18I'd have made it.
33:19It may seem amazing that for all the road construction and Hazard, the roads never get finished.
33:26That is, until you remember the false hog contracts all the road work.
33:29You know, I just can't figure out how Roscoe knew we were all them times.
33:33First a Stone Canyon, then a Cooter's garage.
33:36Unless somebody told me.
33:37Besides Cooter, nobody knew about it.
33:39Except Bonnie.
33:40Yeah, but come on, why would Bonnie want to...
33:42It doesn't matter why.
33:43What we got to do is get back to Cooter's, get that float valve put in his car so it
33:47runs right.
33:48Oh, shoot, we sent Cooter out to Stone Canyon to meet us with that float valve.
33:51Shoot, that's the easy part.
33:53All we do is raise him on the CB and cut him off.
33:55Hey, crazy, see this here's a lot of sheep.
33:57You out there?
33:58Crazy Cooter, come back at you, Lucas, Dukas.
34:00Come on, talk to me.
34:01Lean and mean, long and strong.
34:02I'm gone.
34:03So, Cooter got the message and headed back to town to join Bo and Luke at the garage.
34:25Jesse, meanwhile, took his position to keep an eye on Rue Bottoms until the Atlanta authorities showed up.
34:32Meanwhile, that Mitchell fellow was still busy as a beaver on building that new door at Rue Bottoms.
34:42Come on, Russ, we're going to get out of here right quick before Cooter gets back.
34:44Come on, baby.
34:45Okay, I'm ready.
34:46Get the car and bring the run back.
34:52All right.
34:54And meanwhile, boss and Harvey's negotiations were getting down to the fine hair.
34:58It cost me now and the 50,000 just to get a hold of them first.
35:02And I ain't in the business of breaking even.
35:05Tell you what, you give me 60,000 and they're yours.
35:09I'll give you 52.
35:1158.
35:113.
35:127.
35:124.
35:136.
35:135.
35:14Done!
35:15All right.
35:15I'll have my man come by in the truck this afternoon and pick him up.
35:18Yeah!
35:31Hey, Cooter?
35:33Cooter?
35:34You in here?
35:35Yeah.
35:36Hey, Bonnie.
35:38I wish I could say it was a surprise seeing you here.
35:40You can hand over them first.
35:42And for once, we're going to be the ones calling the police, not you.
35:44Ken, whose word do you think the sheriff is going to take, yours or mine?
35:47I don't think it would make a whole lot of difference, to tell you the truth.
35:52You reckon he's going to hit both of them with a bank shot?
36:03That boy is having one bad day.
36:07I got him!
36:08I got him!
36:10What did you hit me for?
36:15All right, that's enough.
36:20Thanks, Luke.
36:21Like I say, I made a steal with Harvey Dunst, boy.
36:24Four of them furs for $55,000.
36:27Ooh!
36:27Only he didn't have the cash with him.
36:29Can you imagine that?
36:30Ooh!
36:31What are you watching?
36:32Yes, you move!
36:32Pay attention.
36:33So he had to go back to get it all.
36:35I never heard of such a thing.
36:36Anyhow, I think it's best that you stand guard over them furs until he gets back with the money.
36:41Uh-oh.
36:42What?
36:43Don't look now.
36:44But guess who's sitting back there watching us, wearing a red hair.
36:48That's Jesse Duke.
36:49Don't you?
36:50Yes, Jesse Duke.
36:52Tight enough.
36:54You never did deserve a nice guy like Cooter Davenport, anyway.
36:57Tell him it was nothing personal.
36:59Why don't you tell him yourself, Miss Bonnie?
37:02I sure don't want him to see us walking in the front door of Rubellton's here.
37:06No, no.
37:07Tell you what.
37:08Let's go around to the bed.
37:10That's a good idea.
37:11That's a good idea.
37:12I'll bring another good idea.
37:14Would you?
37:14Follow me.
37:15Oh, well, then.
37:20Let's go.
37:23Let's go.
37:25Let's go.
37:55But I don't think I can catch him on foot.
37:57Yeah?
37:58You couldn't catch him if you was in there sitting next to him.
38:00Oh, I could, too.
38:01Listen, you know, I hate drivers like this.
38:04Come on.
38:04Come on.
38:05He ties a good knife.
38:06Hey, see if you can get my knife out of the pouch here.
38:09All right.
38:11Got it.
38:12Get it?
38:12Yeah.
38:12All right.
38:12All right.
38:13Come on.
38:13Come on, back up.
38:16And, well, can you get these here?
38:17Yeah, untie it.
38:18Maybe I can cut it.
38:19There you go.
38:20If I slip, watch yourself.
38:23We're already blood brothers, remember?
38:26All right.
38:26I hope I don't have to tell you how valuable these furs are.
38:28Mm-hmm.
38:29So you've got them good, you hear me?
38:31Guard what?
38:32Guard what?
38:32Guard these here furs.
38:34Yeah.
38:34That's furs.
38:35Furs.
38:35Furs.
38:36Oh, no.
38:36Look it.
38:37Look it.
38:37Oh.
38:38Now, Roscoe.
38:39What?
38:39Roscoe, some low-down thief stole my stolen furs.
38:41Well, I'll have to.
38:42Well, I'll have to.
38:43Well, I'll have to.
38:44Well, I'll have to.
38:44Look it.
38:45Look it.
38:45Look it.
38:46Yeah, they come through that hole.
38:48What's in there?
38:49Let's go this down, Roscoe, through here.
38:55Let's go this down, Roscoe, give me the push.
38:59Get it down, here.
39:00Let's go this down.
39:02Let's go this down.
39:03I better get back.
39:04Let's go this down.
39:04Get ready.
39:05Get ready.
39:06Get ready.
39:08Get ready.
39:10Get ready.
39:11You're scuffing me.
39:12Well, what do you know?
39:13Well, they're our furs thieves.
39:15Who?
39:15The dunk boys.
39:16All right, two gooks.
39:17Just freeze it right there.
39:18Get freezing.
39:19Now, what do you crooks do with them furs?
39:20We reupholstered the general with them.
39:22If they put them in that blue car, they're getting away.
39:24Oh, shoot.
39:24They did.
39:25Well, boys, maybe that was that blue car heading south that nearly ran over our posteriors going
39:30north.
39:31Yeah, but you believe that if you give us a chance, we'll help you catch them.
39:34Oh, sure you will.
39:35Yeah.
39:35And you believe in the words of a dupe?
39:36Come on.
39:37Lock them up.
39:37Okay, boys.
39:38All right.
39:39I'm sorry, but you go do it.
39:40Okay.
39:43Move me.
39:44Come on.
39:44You lost the horse.
39:45I see you.
39:46What's wrong there?
39:48Huh?
39:48Let it go of me, will you?
39:51Get off.
39:55Get off.
39:56Where's the car?
39:56Where's the car?
39:57Get off.
39:59Get off.
40:00Get off.
40:01Get off.
40:03Get off.
40:03Get off.
40:04Get off.
40:04Get off.
40:13How would y'all like to have them protecting you?
40:15Oh, give me my head!
40:20Get you over this thing, will you?
40:51We ain't never gonna shake Roscoe until we get that bell from Cooter.
40:55Speak of the devil.
40:56All right.
40:57Hey, y'all, I got that float, pal, but how do you expect me to put it on there if
41:00y'all wanna stay in one place?
41:02Cooter, listen, you keep right on going. We'll meet you at your garage, all right?
41:04Hey, now, that's a big you-know-what, y'all. I'm gone.
41:07What we gotta do is leave Roscoe and boss on a wild goose chase.
41:34Boss, I don't see them.
41:36You said they was heading south, didn't you?
41:38Yeah, they were going south.
41:39Well, all right, then keep going south. Come on.
41:41Old boss was right about one thing.
41:43Something was heading south.
41:45His furs.
41:48Thought about to do it, y'all.
41:50While Cooter fixed up the general, the boys was trying to figure out an easy way to tell old Cooter
41:54about Bonnie,
41:54not being the girl that he thought she was.
41:57Well, there really ain't no way to tell you but straight out.
41:59I said way.
42:02Your girl ain't been quite straight with you.
42:05Cooter, there's something going on with people stealing furs and they're trying to pin it on us,
42:09and Cooter, it was Bonnie and her boyfriend that tied Luke and me up.
42:13Y'all real sure?
42:14He wouldn't say nothing if he wasn't sure.
42:18I'm sorry we had to tell you like this.
42:19Yeah.
42:21Hey, that's all right.
42:23Ain't the first time I've been made a fool out of.
42:25Old boy set to go.
42:27If y'all don't mind, I'll tag along with you on this night.
42:29Yeah.
42:30They got a pretty good head start, and there's two roads heading south out of Hazard.
42:33That means we're gonna need your help anyway.
42:35So no clue in Uncle Jesse. You picking up out front?
42:37Yeah.
42:39Yeah, we all been there.
42:56I've been keeping my eye on it.
42:57Yeah, them furses.
42:58Good old Jesse missed all the fun up to now.
43:01But no more.
43:02Now the boy explained what he had to do.
43:07Them fur thieves had everybody in Hazard after them.
43:11Except the Hazard Confederate cavalry.
43:13They'd have been after them too.
43:14His own maneuvers down near Atlanta.
43:16Oh, there they are!
43:17Oh, there they are!
43:18Come on, they're going up, they're swimming through!
43:20Come on, after them!
43:21Come on!
43:22Come on!
43:25Come on!
43:26Can you try to lose them?
43:27We got the time right now.
43:29Besides, when we catch them fur thieves, somebody with a badge ought to be there.
43:32You're right.
43:40With that new float valve in him, the general was cooking like a country band.
43:44Now if things worked out right, Ridge Runners Road would take the boys out in front of them fur thieves.
43:49But they figured to turn them round up one of two other robes.
43:52Where Uncle Jesse was on one, and old crazy cooter was on the other.
43:56But first, they had to find them.
44:03Here they are.
44:11Where else it's them boys and the sheriff.
44:12Where else?
44:19Jesse?
44:20Cooter?
44:21Listen, we got them headed toward Timber Top Crossroads.
44:23We sure would appreciate it if y'all could block off both of them forks.
44:26Hey, you got it, Bo.
44:27This is the shepherd.
44:33Cross now!
44:54The cooter was still steaming about that girl's snooker.
45:06You ought not have done what you did.
45:10You can...
45:10You can keep that old tar gauge.
45:14See you around.
45:16All right, come on.
45:18Let's get there.
45:19Come on, come on.
45:20Oh, yeah.
45:21Get all easy.
45:22Uh, uh, man.
45:25Hello, Jesse.
45:25Oh, Jesse.
45:27Is that you under there?
45:28Yeah, well, uh, it is.
45:30Look what we found.
45:32Well, boss realized that he could no longer claim them stolen furs to be his own.
45:36Not with the Atlanta authorities there to pick them up.
45:38So boss decided instead to share the credit with the Duke boys for apprehending them fur thieves and returning the
45:44stolen property.
45:45But old cooter sure had a close call and was out a genuine sterling silver tar day.
45:50All in all, though, you might say there was a pretty full day in Hazard County.
45:54It was still three hours of supper time.
45:56Yeah.
45:57Yeah.
45:58Yeah.
45:59Let's get back to the house.
46:01We go.
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