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00:01Next, on the news.
00:04Hi, Daisy.
00:05Oh, it's them dang bouldries again.
00:07And that means trouble for boss.
00:14I'm innocent!
00:18I was framed!
00:19If Milo goes for Daisy, he's got a lot of trouble.
00:22We must have it alone! I mean it!
00:27Goodbye, Daisy!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Planting the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:09That's just a little bit more than the normal amount
01:14Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:26Woo-hoo!
01:31In Kentucky, it's the Derby
01:34Indianapolis, it's the 500
01:35In Hazard, it's the Ridge Runner old-timers race
01:38Bo and Luke, because of their NASCAR experience
01:41Have been asked to lay out the course
01:50Luke, don't you think that Uncle Jesse's getting a little bit long in the tooth
01:53To be racing around in them old shining cars?
01:55Well, you can be the one to tell them I got more sense than that
02:12And here come the bad bouldries from Tennessee
02:15The last time that there isn't Hazard
02:17They tried to force Daisy to marry old dumb Milo
02:20He's the handsome one
02:22What do you reckon they're up to?
02:24Gosh, boy, you think I'll get to see that Daisy gal again?
02:27You forget about her, boy
02:30Girl, ain't nothin' but trouble
02:33We only gotta do this because you blowed up our dance still
02:37Yeah, we gotta be getting ourselves another one fast
02:40I mean, we gotta be swiping boss hogs still
02:43Put your foot to the floor, Sledge boy, let's go
02:57All right, five miles out and five miles back, that'll just about do it
03:01Yeah, I'd say so
03:03I suppose the big race is gonna be between Boss Hogg and Uncle Jesse again, huh?
03:07Yeah, I reckon it will
03:16What the heck did they do?
03:17I don't know, but get out of the way!
03:25What the heck? What's that?
03:26Oh, it's them dang bouldries again
03:28What are they doing back in town?
03:29I don't know, let's go teach them some manners
03:31I'm right with you
03:42Hey!
03:44Hey!
03:45Hey!
03:45Hey, they're trying to pass us!
03:46I know!
03:47Hey, don't let them do the last story!
03:49All right, it's all over!
03:50Get out of here!
03:51Hey!
03:58You shouldn't have done that! You got me mad!
04:00Me too
04:00Yeah, we almost wrecked us back here, Milo
04:02He's got a lot of dang gall showing up in Hazard County
04:05We ain't forgot the last time
04:06Oh, yeah?
04:07Come down
04:09Cut that out, boys!
04:12Hey!
04:13Way down, Milo
04:16Hey, Milo Sledge
04:18You apologize to these here nice fellas, huh?
04:22What for?
04:23The boys here, they just forgot their manners, that's all
04:25We're just passing through and we don't mean nobody no harm
04:28You got right, boys
04:30Yeah, uh, I want to apologize
04:34Don't we...
04:34Yeah, like you said
04:36Well, words are cheap
04:37You just keep on passing through
04:40Come on, Paul
04:56What do you have us do that for, Paul?
04:58Yeah!
04:59Cause we don't want no truck with him, Dukes
05:03Cause we don't want no truck with him, Dukes
05:12Don't let the clean cut looks fool you
05:15The bouldries are a human plague
05:39Uncle Jesse, you want a beer?
05:41I'm sticking with pop, I'm driving
05:42That's right
05:43Hey!
05:44Hey!
05:45Hey!
05:46Alright, everybody step up
05:48One and all
05:49No bets too big, no bets too small
05:51Step right up
05:52There you go
05:53Jesse Duke to win
05:54Oh, listen here
05:56Are you kidding about this pig?
05:58Boss, you take this
05:59Well, I'm taking all bets, Roscoe
06:01Take the bid
06:02On Jesse Duke, one pig to win
06:06Yeah
06:06Oh, ain't that a cute little forker
06:09Hey, Uncle Jesse
06:10The way everybody's betting
06:11Everybody thinks you're gonna win
06:13It seems like
06:14I'll tell you what's gonna be hard about this racist
06:17Staying ahead of J.D. Hogg
06:18And keeping an eye on him at the same time
06:22Well, five will get you ten, boss
06:23We'll try to pull something
06:24Uh-uh, no, no
06:25Not with Luke and me watching the whole race
06:27Uh-uh
06:31You know something, boss?
06:32Yeah
06:32If Fly sees me coochie-coochie in this little pig
06:35You know, she's gonna be jealous
06:36Yeah, well, I'll coochie-coochie you
06:37If you don't put that pig down
06:39Get back to taking bets
06:40Well, I got no place to put this little porker
06:42Huh?
06:42She won't fit in the cash box
06:43I'll find something
07:06What's that writing say, Paul?
07:08Oh, that is, is, uh, says something about, uh
07:11Oh, uh, some kind of a race start
07:13Boss, boss, listen
07:14I am terribly worried
07:15What?
07:16Yeah, you know, everybody's betting on Jesse Duke
07:18Well, so what?
07:19Well, if you don't win, we're gonna lose a bundle
07:22All right, will you stop worrying?
07:23Hmm
07:23I mean, I've always been a better wheel man than Jesse Duke ever was
07:27Well
07:27Ain't that true?
07:28And there's no way that he can win, fear and square
07:31Well
07:33Unless
07:34Maybe
07:35What?
07:36And two sneaky nephews of his are planning to do a little cheating
07:39You mean the Duke boys?
07:40Yeah, sure
07:41Well, they wanna see me beat, don't they?
07:44Well
07:44Well, how do we know that, uh, they ain't taking their precious uncle's car and souped it up?
07:50Yeah, without him knowing about it
07:51The Duke boys?
07:52Well, yeah
07:52I mean, like, maybe putting on an illegal supercharger or something
07:55Oh, the Duke boys?
07:57I better take a look
07:59Yeah
07:59I'll be right back
08:00Yeah
08:04Boss looks awful worried, doesn't he?
08:07Aren't us humans weird?
08:09Oh
08:10What are our stories looking for?
08:13Oh
08:15Gop, gop, gop
08:43Mr. Hogg?
08:44Ah!
08:45Blast it!
08:46Enos!
08:47What's the big idea of sneaking up on me like that?
08:49I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg.
08:50I wasn't sneaking.
08:51I was just wondering what she was doing here at Uncle Jesse's car.
08:55Oh, there?
08:56Oh, well, I was just over-checking it out
08:58to make sure he's racing fair and square, don't you know?
09:01Now, Mr. Hogg, you know Uncle Jesse wouldn't cheat.
09:04Well, of course I know.
09:05All right, all right, listen.
09:05Just turn to your own fares, will you, please?
09:07And if you ever sneak up on me like that again,
09:09I'll have you a bitch.
09:13I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg.
09:14I wasn't trying to sneak up on you or anything.
09:16I didn't mean to spoil your time.
09:17You ain't mad at me, are you, Mr. Hogg?
09:21That's just the break we've been looking for, boys.
09:23What do you mean, Pa?
09:25Well, that there boss Hogg's always hanging around here still.
09:29So if we're gonna heist it,
09:31we gotta get him out of the way.
09:34Right.
09:34Right, yeah.
09:36And I figured out just the way to do it.
09:40Come on, boy.
09:54All right, everybody.
09:56It's getting close to race time.
09:57We've got to take a break in the festivities here
09:59and get into the formalities.
10:02All you drivers gather around here.
10:04Bull will walk you through the course here,
10:05and then I'll give you the final instructions.
10:07Right, now, as you all know,
10:08we always start right out in front of the boar's nest.
10:10And while the driver's meeting was going on inside,
10:13dirty work was going on outside.
10:15All right, Slade.
10:16How'd you do just exactly like I told you?
10:19Sure did, Pop.
10:20Pulled these off,
10:21and the steering bolts all loosened up.
10:23But, Pop,
10:24this is Jesse Duke's car.
10:27Right, right.
10:31Yes, sir, boys,
10:32these here little doodads
10:34is gonna put us right back in the shine.
10:36I ain't exactly sure
10:38what them bolder trash are up to,
10:39but there's one thing I do know for sure.
10:42Uncle Jesse's in danger.
10:44Okay, gentlemen,
10:45to your car.
10:51May the best man win, J.D.
10:52I intend to.
10:54You've been trying 40 years.
10:55Yeah, but he's...
11:03Get him, Buford.
11:07What do you think
11:08will be the worst corner?
11:14Didn't you tell me
11:15they were just passing through town?
11:16Yeah, well,
11:17that's what they told us.
11:18I had a feeling
11:18we hadn't seen the last of them.
11:20Well, listen,
11:20now, there's nothing wrong
11:21with them just watching the race.
11:23As long as they just watch.
11:25The minute Milo goes for Daisy,
11:26he's got a lot of trouble.
11:32Wait a minute!
11:33That bold race,
11:34what are you doing here?
11:35Listen, Roscoe,
11:36I want you to keep
11:37a sharp eye on these crooks,
11:38and if they try to sell
11:39that cheap rock gut
11:40in my territory,
11:41lock them up.
11:42We're just here
11:43to watch the race.
11:44Hi, Daisy.
11:45Oh, yeah.
11:46Cooter,
11:47do me a favor
11:48and stay close to Daisy
11:50while they're around, will you?
11:52Ain't no favor, Uncle Jesse.
11:53That's a delight.
11:54Thanks, Cooter.
11:55Hey, good luck to you.
11:55All right, Luke.
11:56Yeah, you can do it.
11:57Anderson's corner is wet, right?
11:58Yeah, the spring's up.
11:59It'll be all right.
12:00I'll throw some mud there.
12:01All right, get the general.
12:01Come on, Daisy.
12:02We're ready.
12:03Cooter, you got this thing fixed up?
12:04Now, the only problem is
12:05Daisy ain't the one in trouble.
12:07All right, boys,
12:08put the fat to the mat.
12:10J.D.,
12:11you better trade that scarf
12:12for a dust mask.
12:15Gentlemen, get in your cars
12:16and start your engines.
12:17All right, get in there, chubby.
12:19Get in there.
12:20Get with us, dude.
12:21Come on, come on, come on.
12:23Now, y'all know
12:24that here at the Ridge Runner's race,
12:26we don't use a start
12:27and pestle like other folks do.
12:28We do it our own way.
12:30Gentlemen,
12:31the Reveneors
12:32is coming!
12:54Bib Tarkey is taking over the lead.
12:56Bubba Buford and Jesse Duke
12:57are fighting for second place.
12:59Come on, Jesse!
12:59Come on!
13:02Boss Hogg is holding up the rear.
13:04See, I knew it!
13:05I knew it!
13:05There's too much slab in the cab!
13:22Easy, Bubba.
13:23That's too fast in there.
13:32Uh-oh, the ladies and gentlemen,
13:34Bib Tarkey and Bubba Buford
13:35just done spun out.
13:36Well, they're okay,
13:37but they're definitely out of the race.
13:39Woo!
13:50Jesse!
13:52Ladies and gentlemen,
13:53Boss Hogg is now in the lead.
13:55Oh, good!
13:58But the favorite Jesse Duke
14:00is moving up the challenge.
14:01Ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:01Woo-hoo!
14:02Yeah!
14:03Let's get the...
14:03Come on!
14:04Woo-hoo!
14:19Woo-hoo!
14:21As they head towards the home stretch,
14:22It's Jesse Duke and Boss Hogg fighting it out for the lead.
14:25Come on, Jesse!
14:32It's Jesse Duke and Boss Hogg.
14:34Ladies and gentlemen, they're neck and neck.
14:35It's anybody's race now.
14:37Come on, Uncle Jesse! Come on!
14:38You ain't getting by me, Jesse!
14:51What's happening to the car?
14:53Looks like something's wrong.
14:54I figured it was about time for something to go wrong.
15:03I worry about Bo and Luke, but I get plumb uptight when anything happens to Daisy or Jesse.
15:20Jesse Duke done crashed.
15:22Go!
15:23Jesse, come on.
15:24You all right?
15:26Jesse, you okay?
15:27Get up.
15:28Get up.
15:29Get up.
15:29Get up.
15:30Get up.
15:30Get up.
15:31Get up.
15:32Uncle Jesse!
15:34Where is he?
15:36Where is he?
15:38Come on.
15:40I won! I won!
15:42I'll beat this dude!
15:46Wait a minute.
15:48Where's everybody going?
15:49Uncle Joshy, he got cracked up.
15:51I thought he just dropped down.
15:52Oh, that's awful.
15:54Come on, we gotta go in.
16:02Easy, easy, easy.
16:05Easy.
16:06Easy.
16:09Ah, yeah, it all works.
16:12You're not hurt, though.
16:13No, just my pride.
16:15You're welcome over here.
16:16You know, this means that JD's gonna win.
16:20I sure, sure do hate that.
16:24Do you mind about Boss Hogg winning this race,
16:26just as long as you're okay.
16:28Oh, man, lady luck was shining on you.
16:30What happened, anyways?
16:33I don't know.
16:35Steering went out.
16:45I don't know.
16:46Uncle Jesse, are you all right?
16:48Yeah, yeah, it takes more than something like that
16:50to put a dent in this whole line.
16:52Uncle Jesse, I do believe
16:54that you've been saying your prayers tonight.
16:56Hey, Cooter, help me take a look at this.
16:57He said the steering went out.
16:58Right.
17:10Jesse, are you all right?
17:12Are you all right?
17:13Oh, my goodness gracious me alive.
17:15I mean, I sure didn't want to beat you,
17:16but I sure never wanted you to crack up like this.
17:19Yeah, I'm in one piece, JD.
17:21We sure had a race for a while there, didn't we?
17:24Oh, it was the best race ever.
17:26And I would.
17:27Hey, y'all, wait a minute.
17:28We found something here.
17:30Oh, what, what, what?
17:30Well, there's supposed to be a bolt in there
17:32that holds the whole steering shebang together,
17:33and it's gone.
17:34Look at this.
17:35Well, that has to be it, then.
17:36And the steering just went all every which way.
17:39I couldn't control it.
17:40Well, what happened to the bolt?
17:42Well, it could have come loose by itself,
17:44which I find highly unlikely, or else...
17:47Well, or else somebody was messing with that cotter pin
17:49and the nut that holds it in.
17:51How are you kidding?
17:53Who'd be such a low-life as to do something and...
17:59Wait a minute.
18:00What are you all looking at?
18:02Well, as much as Jesse Duke and I have disagreed on a lot of things,
18:06I swear that I'd never do anything that would cause him any harm.
18:09I believe you, JD.
18:11Well, I do, too.
18:12Boss even went out there and checked Jesse's car before the race
18:15just to make sure everything was on the up and up.
18:17That's right, he did.
18:19I saw him.
18:19He had the hood up and was doing something.
18:21Boss, you was looking under Uncle Jesse's hood.
18:23What do you got to say for yourself, JD?
18:25Well, you see, I just wanted to make sure
18:29that them boys of yours wasn't cheating.
18:32Cheating?
18:33The boys cheating.
18:34Boss, you got your nerve.
18:36Hey, oh, look.
18:37I found it right up there in the middle of the road.
18:38Must have fell plum out.
18:39Yeah, we found out that boss is poking around
18:41under Uncle Jesse's hood before the race.
18:43What?
18:43Let me tell you something.
18:44I didn't have nothing to do with what happened.
18:46No siree, Bob.
18:47I mean, and I never touched nothing in that car.
18:50I mean, I just looked.
18:51What's this fill out of your pocket?
18:53My pocket?
18:54What are you talking about?
18:55Yeah, it fell right out of your pocket.
18:57I saw it.
18:57That?
18:58Yeah.
18:59Well, that's a nut and a car
19:00pinned to a steering bolt.
19:01Oh, all this here won't no accident.
19:05You sabotaged Uncle Jesse's car.
19:08Yep, yep.
19:08It sure fits.
19:10See, shame, shame.
19:11Everybody knows your name.
19:12Now, why did you do it?
19:13I tell you, I didn't do it.
19:15I don't know how them parts got in my pocket.
19:17I never saw them before in my life.
19:19I hear what you're saying, boss, but it sure looks like you took off that cotter pin and
19:23nuts and that bolt would fall loose.
19:25No, I deny it.
19:26I deny everything.
19:28Oh, this is an outrage.
19:29I'm being framed.
19:30Oh, you're dang right it's an outrage.
19:31You could have killed our Uncle Jesse, boss.
19:33You've done some pretty low-down things in your life, boss, but nothing comes close to this one.
19:37Now, kids, just pull back a little bit.
19:40We ain't sure.
19:41Well, I'm sure.
19:42All right, hog, you've gone too far this time.
19:45Roscoe.
19:46What?
19:46Don't tell me you're siding with them dukes.
19:48Yes.
19:49Enos saw you at the scene and you had those things in your pocket, didn't you?
19:52Yeah, and Uncle Jesse there, he could have been hurt seriously.
19:55This whole thing is ridiculous.
19:56I'm leaving.
19:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
19:58Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, little fat buddy.
20:00Now, listen, I have been your pal through thick and thin, but there's some things that I just
20:03can't turn my eyes away from, and I'm going to have to arrest you.
20:07You can't arrest me.
20:08I'm the county commissioner.
20:09I pay your salary.
20:11I made you, and I can break you.
20:13Roscoe, you got the authority to arrest him.
20:17Right.
20:17I've got the authority.
20:18Then I'm going to do it.
20:19I'm going to do my duty.
20:21Hey, Enos, cuff him and stuff him.
20:23No, no, no, I tell you, I had nothing to do with it.
20:26No, no, I'm innocent as the driven snow.
20:29But you drifted.
20:30Why won't anybody believe me?
20:32Now, don't that hit your couch.
20:34The master framer, Boss Hogg, has just been framed his own sin.
20:41I'd see the day where Roscoe to risk Boss Hogg.
20:44He got that right.
20:45Well, he sure deserves a pulling a dirty trick like that on Uncle Jesse.
20:48You know, days he just simmered down.
20:50J.D.'s done some sneaky things in his day, but I never thought he'd do this to me.
20:55Maybe J.D. is innocent.
20:58Maybe he's telling the truth.
20:59I think maybe we better look into this accident a little bit more before we
21:03pass judgment on J.D.
21:05Uncle Jesse, we know what we're going to find, but if you want us to look into it, we'll
21:09just look into it.
21:13Okay now, boys, we've got a rip-off Hogg's shine operation.
21:18Yeah.
21:19I bought me this here map from an old Ridge runner.
21:23Anything that tells us it's exactly where it is here.
21:26Sure hate leaving that daisy gal.
21:29She looks so pretty.
21:30Forget her.
21:31We're going to get us a skill and that's all we come for.
21:34That's right.
21:37Meanwhile, back in town, Boss was squealing like a stuck hog, which is exactly what he
21:42wants.
21:42Mr. Hogg.
21:43All right, Hogg.
21:44You will face forward with your fat little jowls with a pleasant expression.
21:49You can say grits.
21:51I'll grits you, you knucklehead.
21:52You can't book me like this.
21:54Then I'll shoot you without grits.
21:55Oh, Roscoe.
21:56Oh, listen, I'm going to have your badge, you hear me?
21:59You can't throw me in the jail.
22:01I mean, that's what we do to common criminals.
22:03And that's exactly what you are.
22:05That's why I have arrested you for illegal tampering, malicious mayhem, and also aggravated
22:11assault against a vehicle.
22:12Yeah, but I keep telling you, I never touch Jesse's car.
22:16And I sure don't know how them parts of his got in my pocket.
22:19Mr. Hogg, we're real sorry about this, but since these charges are felony, sir, and the
22:24circuit judge is coming to you, so we've got to hold you to the end, sir.
22:26We can set bail for you now.
22:29All right, you look real nice.
22:30Now then, are you going to shave grits?
22:32If you don't stop with them grits, so help me out.
22:35All right, enough of that.
22:36Let's get him fingerprinted.
22:37Fingerprinted?
22:38That's right.
22:38Oh, no way.
22:39Yes.
22:39You'd rather for me to beat you with a rubber hole?
22:42Now, during all this, them bad bouldries was picking bosses still clean as a houndstool
22:47and was taking off for their hideout in Tennessee.
22:50A lot of folks have gone there and never was heard from again.
23:06And Bo and Luke was rechecking the scene of the accident for any clues that might have
23:10been missed, and they wasn't having any luck.
23:12So if there ain't nothing around here that's going to help us out any?
23:15Well, I guess all we can do is head back to Cooters and give that car a thorough going
23:20over.
23:20Yep.
23:21Let's go.
23:22One more time.
23:33And here's where the Duke boys' luck started to change.
23:36They're about to run into a clue.
23:38Uh, actually, it's nearly run into them.
23:40There's the Denver Duke boys again.
23:43Okay, go on.
23:47Come on, get us on out of here, sledge.
23:49It's dang bouldries.
23:51I'm going to have it out of this.
23:52I won't.
23:53Put it on down here.
24:00See what them boulders had to back their truck?
24:02Like a spill to me.
24:03Dollars done, I'd say rip somebody off.
24:07You know the way this road curve's around?
24:09If we jump the creek, we can cut them off.
24:11Well, what are you waiting for?
24:11Let's go.
24:14Where are they going, Paul?
24:16Oh, no.
24:18Them there Duke boys are sure up to something.
24:21Hang on.
24:29I don't care where you're from.
24:31That is a sight that you just don't see very often.
24:42Come on, boys.
24:43Let's get ourselves on back home.
24:44Come on.
24:45Yeah!
24:50Look at the size of that hole.
24:52That's a good thing it's in the radiator, not in us.
24:55Well, let's fix it as best we can,
24:56and we'll put some water in from the spring back there.
24:58All right.
24:58Well, just leave it.
25:00Just leave it.
25:04Oh, we sure got a stroke of bad luck
25:05running to them Beaudrys.
25:07You know, I've been thinking about that.
25:12Suppose Uncle Jesse's right,
25:13and Boss is telling the truth about being set up.
25:16Well, who'd be the most likely candidate?
25:17So my vote goes for them bad news Beaudrys, don't it?
25:20Yeah.
25:21See, they were at the start of the race.
25:23Hey, they were at Uncle Jesse's accident, too.
25:24And that's still in the back of their pickup.
25:26The only one that size around here would be Boss's.
25:28Yeah.
25:28The only way we're going to know for sure
25:30is get that radiator fixed
25:31and get the heck on out of here.
25:32I'll get some water.
25:32All right.
25:35I tell you, this is ridiculous,
25:37making me put on these jail rags.
25:39Well, I ain't no hoodlum.
25:41I'm the county commissioner.
25:45You ain't going to get away with this.
25:47I had the million to speak to the governor
25:49or even the president.
25:51I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg,
25:52but you already made you one phone call.
25:54Yeah, but I got a wrong number.
25:55Oh, kiddly.
25:58They always grovel like that when they're guilty.
26:00Come on, Enish.
26:01We got things to do.
26:02But I didn't do it, I tell you.
26:04I'm innocent.
26:05I was framed.
26:11Now I know how them dukes feel.
26:18Bill?
26:19Meanwhile, the boys got the general running
26:21and was arriving at Boss's moonshining hideout
26:24where they found out that their guess was right.
26:27The still was gone.
26:28Them dang boaters,
26:29they jumped me and tied me up
26:32and they swiped everything in sight.
26:35When Boss finds out,
26:36he's going to skin my hide.
26:38I ain't going to do no such thing.
26:40You sure you're all right?
26:41Yeah, yeah.
26:45Well, at least now we know
26:46it was Boss Hogg still
26:47that was on the back of that truck.
26:49What the heck are you supposed to have to do
26:50with Uncle Jesse's accident?
26:51I ain't sure,
26:51but you know them booders
26:52got to be up to something.
26:53There's only one way to find out.
26:55Track them down, get them to talk.
26:57You know,
26:58we've been riding into General Lee together
26:59for so long,
27:00we're even starting to think alike.
27:02That ain't funny, Bo.
27:04Come on, get in the car.
27:05Let's get going.
27:05We'll call Uncle Jesse on the CB
27:07and fill him in on what's happening.
27:10It's nothing personal.
27:11Come on, get in.
27:12All right.
27:20Uncle Jesse meanwhile
27:21was able to sweet-talk Daisy
27:23into driving him to the jail
27:24for a visit with the prisoner.
27:25He probably doesn't feel so bad.
27:26Well,
27:27we'll go in and see him.
27:30You sure are good friends,
27:32Uncle Jesse.
27:33Well,
27:34J.D. and me,
27:34we go back a long ways.
27:39Hi, Daisy.
27:40Hi, Uncle Jesse.
27:41Can we see your prisoner?
27:43You surely may.
27:44Y'all come right in.
27:47Mr. Hogg,
27:48you got some visitors.
27:50Hello, J.D.
27:51Yes.
27:52Hey, boss.
27:53Daisy.
27:54Yeah?
27:54I don't mind.
27:58Thank you for coming.
28:00Yes.
28:01Well,
28:03you know,
28:03J.D.,
28:03I'm kind of
28:05sorry about all this.
28:06Well, then,
28:07listen to me,
28:07Jesse.
28:08Listen to me good.
28:10Lord knows,
28:11I've lied and cheated
28:12in my time.
28:13Now and then,
28:14here and there,
28:15well,
28:15what man hasn't.
28:16But this time,
28:17I'm telling the truth,
28:18and it's this.
28:19I don't know how
28:21them parts from your car
28:22got into my pocket,
28:23so help me.
28:24Well,
28:25you know,
28:25J.D.,
28:26in this country,
28:27we kind of go by
28:28a man's past.
28:29Now,
28:29you got to admit
28:30that your past
28:31is not only shady,
28:32it's just plum cloudy.
28:34Yeah,
28:35I know,
28:35I know.
28:36Well,
28:36it all goes back
28:37to them early days
28:38when we was young'uns.
28:39You remember,
28:41you took
28:42the straight and narrow path.
28:44I didn't.
28:46You can sure
28:47say that again.
28:48So help me,
28:49Jesse.
28:50Whatever the case,
28:52I never touch
28:53your car.
28:54You know,
28:55J.D.,
28:55I'm inclined
28:56to believe you.
28:57All right,
28:58everybody out.
28:59Visiting hours is up.
29:01It's time
29:01for the prisoner's lunch.
29:03Oh, prisoner,
29:03prisoner,
29:04ha!
29:05You hang in there,
29:06J.D.
29:07Jesse,
29:08what are you doing
29:08there socializing
29:09with that riffraff,
29:10especially after
29:11what he's doing
29:11to you?
29:12Roscoe,
29:13in this country,
29:13a man is innocent
29:15until he's proven guilty.
29:17Now,
29:17don't you forget that.
29:18Oh,
29:18you tell him,
29:19Jesse,
29:19you tell him.
29:20Oh, tiddly.
29:21All right,
29:21jailer,
29:22come on in here.
29:23What's to eat
29:23after what I've been
29:24through on stalls?
29:25There you are.
29:27bread and water!
29:28That's right.
29:28Well,
29:28that's cruel
29:29and unusual punishment,
29:30ain't you heard?
29:30It's unconstitutional.
29:32Listen,
29:32don't you wave
29:33that bread at me.
29:34After all,
29:35that's all the money
29:36you gave me
29:36for prisoner's lunches.
29:37You suffer.
29:39Is the lost sheep
29:40calling the shepherd
29:41or Bo Peep?
29:43Bo Peep or Shepherd,
29:44come back.
29:45You don't mind
29:45if I get this,
29:46do you,
29:46Roscoe?
29:47No,
29:47go ahead,
29:48but hurry it up.
29:48After all,
29:49this is the sheriff's department.
29:50Lost sheep,
29:51this is Bo Peep.
29:51Come on,
29:52come on.
29:52You say hello
29:53from Roscoe.
29:54Hey,
29:55Daze,
29:55this is Luke here.
29:56Listen,
29:56we've been trying
29:57to get a hold of you
29:57because we've got
29:58a new development.
29:59We found out
29:59that them Beaudry's
30:00made off
30:00with one of Boss's stills.
30:02What?
30:03Sweat my steel?
30:05Where are you fellas now?
30:06Well,
30:07we got a feeling
30:07they may know something
30:08about Uncle Jesse's accident,
30:09so we're hot on their trail.
30:11Say,
30:11how's Uncle Jesse doing anyways?
30:13I'll let him tell you himself.
30:14Give me that.
30:15Yeah.
30:16This is Shepherd.
30:17Listen,
30:17I'm doing just fine,
30:18just fine.
30:19Now,
30:19listen,
30:19you boys,
30:20be careful
30:20with them Beaudry's.
30:21They're sneaky
30:22and they're mean.
30:23That's Big Ten Four,
30:24Uncle Jesse.
30:25We're down and gone.
30:26That's who framed me,
30:27the Beaudry's.
30:29good grief.
30:29Listen,
30:29listen,
30:29the old geezer,
30:31I remember now,
30:31he was standing right next to me
30:33after the accident.
30:33Jesse,
30:34he was the one
30:35who slipped them parts
30:36of yours into my pocket.
30:38You mean,
30:38Pa Beaudry's?
30:39Why would he do that?
30:40Wasn't you listening
30:41to get me out of the way
30:42so he could swipe my steel?
30:44Oh,
30:45Roscoe,
30:46let me out of here.
30:47I gotta go after him.
30:48Take your chubby little hands
30:49off my dry goods.
30:50I cannot let you out of there,
30:52even if I wanted to,
30:53which I don't.
30:54Roscoe,
30:54I'm telling you the truth.
30:56Why won't you believe me?
30:58Because I know
30:58how well you can lie.
31:00It's sort of like
31:00the story of the boy
31:01who yelled woof
31:02once too often,
31:03Mr. Hogg.
31:03You remember that one?
31:04Oh,
31:05I remember that one.
31:06Tell him that one,
31:07Aneesh.
31:07That's a good story.
31:08That's one of my favorites.
31:09Well,
31:09once upon a time,
31:10there's this little boy.
31:11Well,
31:11he'd always cry,
31:12woof,
31:12don't do that.
31:14Aneesh,
31:14you know better
31:14than to yell woof
31:15like that.
31:16He'd scare me like that.
31:17Just say woof,
31:18don't do that.
31:18This little boy,
31:19he can't say any call.
31:20Look.
31:24Daisy,
31:25this whole thing's
31:26getting out of hand.
31:27We've got to find out
31:28once and for all
31:29if J.D. is guilty
31:30or innocent.
31:31Now,
31:31do you still remember
31:32the way out
31:33to the Baudry's?
31:33Sure I do,
31:34but I'm not taking you there.
31:35I'm going to take you home
31:36and you're going to rest,
31:37Uncle Jesse.
31:37Now,
31:37I'll just be riding
31:39while you're driving.
31:40And if Bo and Luke
31:41think the Baudry's
31:42got the answers,
31:42they're going to have
31:43to have help getting it.
31:44Now,
31:45we'll just stop by the house
31:47on the way out
31:48and I'll pick up
31:49my squirrel gun
31:50just in case.
31:52All right?
31:53I'll tell you
31:54what's all right.
31:55There's no holding you down,
31:56is there?
31:58Let's see if I remember
31:59this right.
32:00The Baudry shack
32:00is just the other side
32:02of the Chattahoochee Valley,
32:03isn't it?
32:03You got a mine
32:04like a steel trap.
32:05We ought to be coming
32:06to the turnoff any minute.
32:08Yeah,
32:08well,
32:08once we get there,
32:09just be careful.
32:10Remember,
32:10those Baudry's
32:10are a handful.
32:11Ah,
32:12don't worry.
32:12I'll take care
32:13of Pa and Sledge.
32:14Great.
32:14Then I'll take care
32:15of Milo.
32:16Thanks a lot.
32:19The last time
32:20you hit me,
32:20I didn't wake up
32:21for a week.
32:22All right,
32:23here's the turnoff.
32:29Leave me out!
32:30Leave me out!
32:31Leave me out!
32:32I was free!
32:33Leave me out!
32:34Leave me out!
32:35Leave me out!
32:36Let me out of here!
32:38I've been thinking,
32:39well,
32:39that's your first mistake.
32:40Let me out of here!
32:41You know,
32:41I saw Mr. Hogg
32:42at the car,
32:42but I didn't actually
32:43see him do anything
32:44except bump his head.
32:46Enos,
32:47are you now
32:47trying to tell me
32:48you think that
32:49little fat meadow muffin
32:50in there is innocent?
32:51I don't know,
32:52Sheriff.
32:52Toss me all the gun,
32:53but all I know
32:54is a man's
32:55cold future's at stake.
32:57You can't do this
32:58to me!
32:58I'm a taxpayer
32:59and a voter,
33:00and you can't lock me
33:00up in no siding can!
33:02Silence in the cell block!
33:04You,
33:04you...
33:05All right,
33:06let's go over
33:07the evidence again!
33:08Let me out of here!
33:09Let me out of here!
33:10Looking under
33:10the hood of the car.
33:12He was looking
33:12under the hood of the car.
33:13Looking under
33:13the hood of the car
33:14and I said,
33:15Mr. Hogg,
33:15and he raised
33:16looking at his head.
33:17I want air!
33:18I want air!
33:19Oh, what the heck?
33:20You're right.
33:21I give up.
33:22I'm not talking
33:23about his head.
33:24I'm talking about
33:24did he put
33:25anything mechanical
33:26in the car
33:27that could have
33:28made it go faster,
33:29could have made it
33:29go slower.
33:30You know what
33:30I'm talking about?
33:35Pushflash,
33:36you've had
33:36your comfort star.
33:39Keep trying
33:40to escape!
33:40Get him,
33:41meaner!
33:42Get up!
33:44Oh, jeez!
33:45I've got to
33:46clear my name!
33:47Nobody will help me!
33:48I've got to do it
33:48myself!
33:59I mean,
34:00who'd ever think
34:00I'll be a fugitive!
34:02Say,
34:02you thought
34:02he was innocent,
34:03you damn stink!
34:04He's not only
34:05a jailbreaker,
34:05he's a car thief!
34:06Get in that vehicle
34:07called
34:07World Hot Pursuit!
34:09Oh, gosh!
34:11Love Hot Pursuit!
34:12Turn on the
34:13golf ball!
34:18I've got to
34:19fire the ball!
34:20I've got to
34:21wait a minute!
34:22Hold it!
34:22Hold it!
34:22Hold it!
34:23Well, it ain't
34:24April Fool,
34:25and I ain't got
34:25no fever.
34:26But I am
34:27rooting for
34:28Boss Hog.
34:48driving in hazard
34:49can be highly
34:49stimulating.
34:53and by this time,
34:55the Boutrys
34:55was arriving
34:56at their hideout
34:57in the hills
34:57and setting up
34:58Boss's wife still.
35:23Meantime,
35:24Bo and Luke
35:24was getting closer
35:25and closer
35:26while quite a ways
35:28back was Daisy
35:28and Jesse.
35:29And behind them
35:30in the parade
35:31came Boss
35:31with Roscoe
35:32and Enos
35:33in hot pursuit.
35:34This is what
35:35Colby Coltrane
35:36calling a little
35:37fat fugitive.
35:38I want you to
35:38pull it over.
35:39I mean now.
35:41And I'm telling you
35:42to take a flying
35:43jump into a
35:44dry creek.
35:51You are an
35:52escaped convict
35:53and it's my duty
35:54to apprehend you.
35:58You ain't gonna
35:59shoot Mr. Hawkman,
36:00are you?
36:01I'm gonna shoot
36:01out his front tire.
36:04Wait a minute.
36:07Oh!
36:08Oh no, no.
36:09Oh no!
36:11All right there.
36:13Fraser,
36:14we got you.
36:15What did you do
36:16to me?
36:17Oh look at that.
36:18Never mind that.
36:19Get your hands
36:20off of me.
36:20Put your hands
36:21on your hands.
36:21No, no, no.
36:21Please.
36:22Oh stop it,
36:23stop it.
36:24You think of me.
36:25You think of me.
36:26No, no, please.
36:28I beg of you
36:29for old time's sake
36:30go after them
36:31Boutrys.
36:32Oh and at least
36:33question them.
36:33Tiddly-toddly.
36:35No.
36:35It ain't asking
36:36too much, Sheriff.
36:36Why don't we?
36:37I beg for you.
36:39All right.
36:40Just this once.
36:41Remember you're
36:42still my prisoner.
36:42Bless you,
36:43Roscoe.
36:44Bless you.
36:44All right, never mind.
36:45Come on,
36:45let's hurry.
36:46Let's hurry.
36:47Hurry, hurry.
36:50Come on,
36:50come on,
36:51get in.
36:51Get in.
36:52Yeah, just this way.
36:53Don't waste a minute
36:53will you?
36:54I still don't, sir.
36:54I gotta go
36:55and prove my innocence.
36:56Come on.
36:57Come on.
36:59Come on.
36:59Come on.
36:59Come on.
36:59Come on.
37:04We ought to be
37:05getting close.
37:06Yeah, what are we
37:06going to do once we
37:07get there?
37:08We stash a general
37:09and sneak up on him.
37:10Now, if we could just
37:11get one of them alone,
37:12well, hopefully we're
37:13smarter than they are.
37:14We could trick them
37:14into talking about
37:15at the accident.
37:16What an idea.
37:17We'd get Milo.
37:27You hear that, boys?
37:28We got us busy.
37:30Let's go get him.
37:31Come on.
37:31Let's go.
37:32Come on.
37:32You big dummy.
37:34Hey, shut up.
37:35Oh, those dang
37:36revenue are traps.
37:38Come on.
37:38Let's get the heck
37:39out of here.
37:41Come on.
37:42Come on.
37:54Got it?
37:55Yeah, I got it.
37:55Let's keep going.
37:56All right.
38:01And while the
38:02Beaudry's was a-hunting
38:03for the boys,
38:04the boys was a-hunting
38:05for the Beaudry's,
38:06Daisy and Jesse
38:07was climbing up
38:08into the hills.
38:12Better take it easy, Daisy.
38:14We could be getting
38:14close.
38:22Well, they sure
38:23didn't waste any time
38:24setting that still up.
38:25Shoot, what are we
38:26going to do?
38:27They're supposed to grab
38:28one of them when they
38:29ain't even there.
38:29I know a surefire way
38:31to flush out a moonshine
38:35maker like Paul Beaudry
38:37and his boys.
38:39All right.
38:39Just get rid of the steel.
38:48Oh, it's just steel.
38:49What, me?
38:50Come on, boys.
38:51Can I get it?
38:56That was an explosion
38:57and it wasn't too far off.
38:59Yeah, it sounds like
39:00I came from over there.
39:01Let's go.
39:13That sure flushed him out
39:14all right.
39:17That ain't all it flushed out.
39:19Look over there.
39:21Stay down now.
39:22Good job.
39:23What are you doing here?
39:24Jesse, you're supposed
39:24to be sick.
39:25Well, we were out
39:26looking for the steel
39:26and then we heard
39:27you find it.
39:28Yeah, we found it all right.
39:29We found it real good.
39:30Come on, Milo.
39:31Get some water, boys.
39:32Get some water.
39:34Milo, get some water.
39:36Just what we wanted.
39:37Milo's off by himself.
39:38All right.
39:39The other two can't see him.
39:40Let's go grab him, huh?
39:41Don't you forget
39:42something?
39:42We tried that once.
39:43Daisy?
39:44Yeah?
39:44You ever heard the one
39:45about how you can catch
39:47more flies with honey
39:48than you can with vinegar?
39:50Oh, now, Luke.
39:52You willing to give it a shot?
39:53You bet.
39:54No, I...
39:54That's what we all
39:55came here for anyhow,
39:56Uncle Jesse.
39:57But...
39:57Besides, I got a score
39:58to settle with this fella.
39:59Okay, you only got a couple
39:59of minutes.
40:00We'll be right here
40:00if you need us.
40:03He's as dumb as he is big,
40:04so be careful.
40:06Come on, let's follow her up.
40:12All right, all right.
40:13We're almost there, ain't we?
40:14Yeah, I recognize this road.
40:15Yeah, come on, come on.
40:16Don't slow down now, will you?
40:18Come on.
40:18Come on, let's do it.
40:26Milo!
40:28Daisy!
40:29Shh!
40:32What are you doing here?
40:33If Pa saw you,
40:34he'd get awful mad.
40:35I know my cousins
40:36would get furious with me, too.
40:38But Milo?
40:39Yeah?
40:41I missed you.
40:42I wanted to see you.
40:45You mean you ain't bugged
40:46at me no more?
40:47Oh, Milo.
40:48I thought about you
40:50and I thought about how...
40:52how...
40:53how big you are.
40:55And strong.
40:57And smart, too.
40:58I am?
40:59Oh, yeah.
41:00Yeah, yeah.
41:01Milo!
41:02We're in time!
41:03It's the water, boy!
41:05Oh, come and go!
41:09Milo,
41:09when I realized it was you
41:11you set up Boss Hogg
41:13for that accident,
41:14I realized I lost
41:15a real smart man.
41:16You know,
41:17it was Pa's idea, really.
41:18But wasn't it a doozy, though?
41:20Taking them parts
41:21off that car
41:21and sticking them
41:22in that feller hog's pocket.
41:26How about that?
41:27Boss is telling the truth.
41:29Yeah, you was right
41:29and we was wrong.
41:31Milo's our star witness.
41:33Let's get him
41:34and get out of here fast.
41:35Quiet.
41:37You're our deal.
41:41Listen, I better get back
41:44with the water.
41:44Yeah.
41:46Will you wait here
41:47for me, Daisy?
41:47Oh, Milo,
41:48I'll wait
41:49and wait.
41:51Milo,
41:52one word
41:53and it'll be your last.
41:54Just talking.
41:55All right,
41:56let's get out of here.
41:57Come on, let's move.
41:58Stop right there,
41:59you varmints
42:00and drop that gun.
42:12Mom!
42:13Milo!
42:14You leave my cousin alone
42:15and I've made it!
42:18No, it's it!
42:19No, it's it!
42:19No, it's it!
42:20No, it's it!
42:21No, it's it!
42:23No, it's it!
42:24No, it's it!
42:25No, it's it!
42:25Oh, look at the kid!
42:28You're lucky to be in one piece!
42:30All right, where are they?
42:32What happened?
42:32What happened?
42:33What happened?
42:34It's getting away.
42:35Where'd they go?
42:36What's going on here?
42:37We got Milo to talk.
42:38It turns out
42:39the Beaudry sabotaged
42:40Uncle Jesse's car.
42:41Oh, they admitted it!
42:42Oh, Roscoe, I told you.
42:44I told you.
42:45I told you, Chef.
42:45I told you.
42:46Edith, don't just stand there.
42:48Get after those Beaudry.
42:49Why, Chef,
42:49you broke my patrol car.
42:51Oh, that bastard!
42:52Come on, Milo,
42:53you big dummy!
42:55Get all out of here, boys!
42:57Come on!
42:58You dared again, didn't you, Milo?
43:00You dared again, you big dummy!
43:01Oh, shut up!
43:11Why don't we fight him, Paul?
43:12Why are we running away?
43:13I hear forgetting
43:14our booby traps, boy.
43:16Yeah, I'm going to leave
43:17that bad boy's
43:18right on into him.
43:20Yeah, that'll be the end of them.
43:22Yeah.
43:27I think they're slowing down for him.
43:29I don't know,
43:29but keep a sharp look out here.
43:40Go around.
43:50Dang it, that's why
43:51they were slowing down.
43:52They was leading us
43:52right into a revenuer trap.
43:54Yeah, I bet they're
43:54trying to lead us
43:55into another one.
43:56We got spotted
43:56before they get us there.
44:02Oh, you did it!
44:04Flushed it!
44:05Well, let's hear
44:05the next one.
44:06We're going to be
44:06getting up for a shortcut.
44:11Me like they're
44:12trying to head
44:13toward that clump of spruce.
44:14The minute he veers
44:15offline, we take him.
44:17Ready?
44:18Now!
44:24Get out of my brain!
44:35Get us out of here!
44:36Come on!
44:37What's he doing?
44:44It looks like the
44:45Beaudry's trap
44:46done caught them, huh?
44:48I have to give an
44:49assist to the general.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Where are we, Paul?
44:52And so the Duke
44:54solved the mystery
44:54of who sabotaged
44:55Jesse's car.
44:56Boss got out of jail
44:58and the Beaudry's
44:59was put in.
45:00What's going on here?
45:01Now, let's see
45:01how you like
45:02being a jailbird.
45:03And just wait
45:04till you try the food.
45:06Get it!
45:07Woo!
45:08Woo!
45:09Woo!
45:09Wow, Daisy!
45:10I'm missing
45:11so great for this.
45:13What passes for Boss'
45:14good name was clear,
45:15thanks to the Dukes.
45:17But soon as he got
45:18through thanking them...
45:19Roscoe, what the heck
45:19are you doing?
45:21Oh, my, oh, my!
45:22It looks like your Dukes
45:23are going to get
45:23yourselves a ticket.
45:24For illegal parking.
45:25That's it.
45:26Boss, you saw him
45:27roll it in here
45:27just the same as we did.
45:29Still, you're breaking
45:30the law, so you're
45:31going to have to pay
45:32for it.
45:33You've got to be kidding me.
45:34J.D., you mean
45:35after all we've been
45:36through, you're going
45:37back to your crooked
45:38ways?
45:39It's like I always
45:40told you, Jesse.
45:41It's in my nature.
45:43I can't change.
45:44Write him up, Roscoe!
45:45Good job!
45:46There's some things
45:46things that just
45:47don't change,
45:48even in hazard.
45:58A little thing that
46:19So let's go ahead
46:29Good job, you too.
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