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00:00Tonight, on the Dukes.
00:02Get him out.
00:04Everybody spooled by a flim-flam insurance fraud.
00:07A million dollars worth.
00:15A double whammy!
00:21Naughty, naughty.
00:26Aloha!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law
00:45Since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flattening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get him
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true
01:23Modern-day Robin Hood
01:31Now in most places
01:33Having a car crowd you a little
01:34Ain't worthy of much notice
01:35But in Hazard
01:36Trying to force the General Lee
01:37Out of the way
01:38Is right up there
01:39With jumping off the tall mills
01:41It looks like trouble for the Dukes
01:42You want to know what it is
01:44Don't you?
01:45Well this is a new electronic device
01:48That I've invented
01:49See this is the antenna
01:50Oh, idiot
01:51Yes, picks up the electrical
01:53Watch that
02:01A double whammy!
02:02Boss is gonna love this!
02:03Come on, get back to all this
02:05And buckle up!
02:06If y'all think that's something
02:07You ought to see the way
02:09Roscoe's rigged his bathroom plumbing
02:22Whenever that fella is up ahead
02:24He sure is making good time
02:25Yeah, he must have heard about
02:27Boss's traffic traffic
02:28I wish we could tell him
02:29Roscoe's probably after us
02:30Not yet
02:38I figure the least we can do
02:39Is draw Roscoe off that fella's tail
02:53Never thought I'd live to see
02:54Roscoe turn down a chance
02:55To catch us
02:56It's too bad
02:57Because he never would have
02:58Caught us anyway
02:59Which is more than I can say
03:00For that other fella
03:26That's a little joke, Flash
03:38Oh, I love you
03:40Bilbon ears
03:42I love hot pursuit
03:46In's in victory
03:49Oh, dear
03:55All right
03:58Anything wrong with you?
04:00Are you kidding me, fella?
04:02Get out of the vehicle
04:04Make it easy and slow
04:06Because I'm very nervous
04:08See, you didn't know
04:09You came through a stop sign
04:11You came through a stop sign
04:11And that's a $300 fine
04:13$300?
04:14Yeah
04:14Well, isn't that kind of steep?
04:16Well, it is if you're a sucker enough to pay it
04:18I just might be able to get you off the hook for, say, $150
04:25$150
04:26$150
04:26Well, what would I have to do?
04:28Well, you could buy one of these insurance policies
04:33A million dollars worth of accident insurance
04:36For $150?
04:38Well, what's it gonna be?
04:40A $300 fine
04:41Or a $150 insurance policy?
04:45Mm-hmm
04:49Oh, oh
04:49Oh, go
04:50Sheriff, I guess I'll take one of these policies here
04:52I would if I were you
04:53And I'll take care
04:54Friends, Boss Hog has got more wrinkles than a bucket of prunes
04:57And this one's a world-class scam
05:01Hey, I didn't expect you back so soon
05:03Anything wrong?
05:05Same thing that's been wrong the past couple of weeks
05:07What's that?
05:08Boss's traffic trap?
05:09I might have known
05:10Hold it, hold it
05:12I don't see no fence posts nowhere
05:14Oh, dang
05:15We got so riled up over that trap we forgot
05:17I can't run a farm without fence posts
05:20Go get them
05:21Yes, sir
05:22Yes, sir
05:23Pray not loud
05:25We'll be right back
05:29And that gives us a total of 83 policies
05:32That gives us a grand total of
05:3612,450 simoleons
05:38Oh, I love it, I love it
05:40And 50% of your 50%
05:42Which comes to nothing
05:43Nothing
05:43Oh, yeah, I'm using all this money to pay for your grand prize
05:46Prize?
05:47Didn't I tell you?
05:48No
05:48Oh, well, you're getting a deluxe once-in-a-lifetime old-expense-paid trip to Hawaii
05:53Hawaii?
05:54I am?
05:54Yeah
05:54When, as, and if you meet your sales quota
05:57Oh, listen, Boss, don't you worry about it
05:58I'll meet it, I'll meet it
05:59Just as soon as you tell me what it is
06:01Well, I'll tell you what it is
06:02When you meet it
06:04Oh, good
06:04Yeah, meanwhile, you're gonna want to get out there and start selling
06:06Because I can already hear the grass skirts on them hula gals
06:10A-whisperin' in the breeze
06:12A-whisperin'
06:12Yeah, you know what they're singing, don't you?
06:14Come to me, Roscoe
06:15No, no, no, no, let's sing it
06:16Go sell that insurance
06:22Use all your endurance
06:24I'll tell you no lies
06:26Hawaii'll be your prize
06:28And if you meet your quota
06:30They'll take your quota
06:32Oh, meet that rockin' team
06:35All right, get it
06:37Aloha
06:38Boy, 12,550 simoleons
06:44This insurance record's better than ever the key to Fort Knox
06:48Well, now, boss don't know it yet
06:50But he's just been set up by two of the best flim flam boys around
06:54The, did I say boys?
06:56Now, he's gonna be hoisted on his own pee tart
06:59And that hurts
07:00How'd it go?
07:02Boy, I gotta hand it to that hog fella
07:03His phony insurance racket is cleaning up just like we heard
07:06Did you let him sell you a policy?
07:10Oh, he sold me a policy
07:12And if y'all like skin
07:13This is a bunch of
07:15A million dollars worth
07:20Now, all we have to do is fake the accident
07:23And start counting the money
07:26Be the biggest scam we ever pulled
07:31I think I'd better get into some working clothes
07:34She don't look to me like she's done a day's work in her whole life
07:39Lavinia
07:40Yeah
07:42Uh, never mind
07:47While the boys were heading back to town
07:49Them two flim flammers were setting old boss up for the kill
07:52There you go, that's gonna run you 11 dollars and 46 cents
07:55Take my credit card?
07:57Eh, sir, Mr. Davis, sure thing
08:00Uh, one more thing
08:02Could I use your phone while you're writing me up?
08:05I gotta make a collect call to Atlanta
08:07Sure
08:07As long as it's collect, just call Mabel
08:09Dial zero, she'll fix you right up
08:11Thank you
08:13Boss may be the one they're setting up
08:15But whatever stew that they're cooking
08:17The dukes are gonna wind up with it all over themselves
08:21You can just tell
08:22By the time the young dukes got headed back to town
08:25That pair of con artists was parked
08:27And ready to fake the accident
08:29That was gonna cost old boss a million dollars
08:32Now you can see how the dukes are gonna get stuck in the stew
08:34Set this thing for a minute
08:38And 15 seconds
08:40And that'll give me plenty of time to bail out of this thing
08:42Before it goes over the side
08:43All right, I'll wait for you
08:44But be careful
08:46Oh, yeah
08:46Something tells me this isn't gonna be hogs day
09:02Friends, this don't look none too good
09:06Cause old Coy is driving General Lee up on the other side of that curb
09:14Coy, look out, Coy
09:16Look out!
09:20Coy
09:28Coy
09:29Look out!
09:34Coy
09:49Mayday, mayday. This is Vance Duke calling the sheriff's office.
09:52A car went off blind curve at Bottomless Lake. Repeat.
09:54A car went over the side of the road at Bottomless Lake.
10:02Roscoe, I hope you're listening, because I ain't got time to wait for you to come back.
10:05So just get out here quick.
10:08Couldn't stop in time.
10:09You didn't have a chance.
10:10Come on, we've got to get down there.
10:18Get your car out of the lake.
10:21Enos, this is Sheriff West.
10:22Go Pete Coltrane, get your carcass over to Bottomless Lake.
10:26Yes, sir, Sheriff. I'm gone.
10:28I don't see the driver.
10:44Did you see anything?
10:45No.
10:46He's been down too long.
10:53Coy, are you all right?
10:55I couldn't see a thing. It's too muddy.
10:57I know.
10:57I'm going to go down again.
10:58No.
10:59It's too late. It's gone over the edge.
11:01It was ever down. It's been down too long to save now.
11:03Come on.
11:04Coy, Dr. Shaw.
11:16We can't, lady. We've got to do something.
11:18Coy, you can't throw your microwave away.
11:21Stop.
11:22It's too late.
11:23We can't do nothing.
11:25Who's ever been in that water? It's a goner.
11:28Come on.
11:29Let's go back up to the road and look for help.
11:31Come on.
11:33Hey, what's this?
11:35It's a license plate.
11:37It's supposed to come out the car.
11:41Coy, come on.
11:42Nothing we can do.
11:58I said another one.
11:59I said another one.
12:00I was going to get hit.
12:01Every time I stop, you hit me.
12:03I'm sorry, Sheriff.
12:04Hush, hush.
12:05I'm sick of your excuses.
12:06Look at that.
12:07Well, see there?
12:08Naughty, naughty.
12:09It's scarred your car this time.
12:11Good thing it didn't hurt my sheriff's son.
12:16Now you see what you do.
12:17Must be spontaneous destruction.
12:20Come on.
12:21Leave it alone.
12:21Leave it alone.
12:24Sorry.
12:25Need any help?
12:26We're all right, Jesse.
12:29Is this where the vehicle went off the road?
12:31It seems like.
12:32Possibly on a gun bus.
12:33Ain't nothing left except some boxing inside of the hill.
12:35Oh.
12:39You, uh, are your kids all right?
12:42Yes, sir.
12:43Come on, Enish.
12:44We'll go down over the hill and see if we're in the survivors.
12:46Don't bother, Roscoe.
12:47There aren't any survivors.
12:49What happened, Vance?
12:50We were coming around this bend.
12:52All of a sudden, this car came straight at us on the wrong side of the road.
12:54Coy tried to stop.
12:56And the car exploded.
12:57The driver went down with it.
12:59This is all we found, Roscoe.
13:01Oh.
13:03Well, we'll take this plate down to the motor vehicle department and find out who that vehicle belongs to.
13:08All right.
13:08Who was driving your vehicle?
13:10Oh, us.
13:11Well, what's your version of it?
13:13It happened so fast.
13:15All of a sudden, the car was there.
13:19I don't know.
13:21Maybe I am responsible.
13:23Oh.
13:23Well, there's a possibility of that, and I'm going to have to hold you.
13:26All right, Enish.
13:27Cuff him and stuff him.
13:29You can't jump on anything he says right now, Sheriff.
13:31He's in a kind of a state of shock.
13:33Enish, until I get to the bottom of this, I'm going to take him and lock him up.
13:36Now, just put him in a vehicle.
13:40Come on, Carl.
13:41Well, don't that just bind up the cheese?
13:43The accidents are phoning, and Coy's blaming himself, and the boss is going to be looking for a scapegoat.
13:49Friends, this one's a mess.
13:56Roscoe.
13:57What?
13:57I don't think he had any call to arrest Coy.
14:01Somebody's responsible for this accident until I find out what I'm going to keep him under custody.
14:05But it wasn't Coy's fault.
14:07Will you hush?
14:07Will you?
14:08You don't mind my business, and I won't mind yours.
14:10You just...
14:11Hush.
14:13You know, Vinny, it couldn't have worked out better if we'd planned on that orange car to come around the
14:17curve when it did.
14:18Because now we've got a sucker to blame.
14:20By the time I get done with Boss Hog tomorrow, he'll be too scared not to pay up.
14:25And then, I'll be attending a million-dollar wake.
14:31Yours.
14:33It'd make me plum nervous if she said that to me.
14:40Ain't that just like a Duke family?
14:41One person gets in trouble, and everybody shows up to help.
14:45You know, I kind of like that.
14:48Enos, could we talk to Coy?
14:51Uncle Jesse.
14:55I'm sure glad you're here, Uncle Jesse.
14:56He ain't spoke a word since we brung him in, and I'm getting kind of worried.
15:00Thank you, Enos.
15:02Hey, Coy.
15:07Now, listen, Coy.
15:09You're going to have to get a hold of yourself and kind of pull yourself together.
15:13I can't.
15:14If I hadn't been driving the general...
15:16Just stop talking like that, will you?
15:17That accident would have happened no matter who was driving.
15:20Coy, he's right, honey.
15:22You're the best.
15:23And if you couldn't duck that car, well, then nobody could have.
15:26Why don't you try telling that to the other guy?
15:28He's at the bottom of the lake.
15:29Coy.
15:31Uncle Jesse, we ain't going to be able to talk him-wise in here.
15:36Uh, how much is it going to cost to get him out, Enos?
15:40Well, sir, if it was up to me, I'd lay him out for nothing, Uncle Jesse.
15:43Well, I'll tell you how much it's going to cost, Jesse.
15:47Exactly $5,000.
15:49$5,000?
15:51And it'd be cheap for twice the price.
15:53Boss, that's highway robbery.
15:55How are we going to come up with that kind of money?
15:57Well, you already have, Jesse.
15:59On the corner, I took the liberty of drawing up a second mortgage on your farm.
16:04At a simple 20% interest.
16:07So come on over here and sign on the dotted line.
16:10Don't do it, Uncle Jesse.
16:11I'd like to see somebody try to stop me.
16:13Where do I sign?
16:14Right there.
16:15Uncle Jesse.
16:16It's his decision, Coy.
16:17Look, the whole thing's my fault.
16:19I'm throwing away everything Uncle Jesse worked for.
16:20I ain't going to make up for it.
16:23There you go, J.D.
16:24Well, thank you very much, Jesse.
16:26It's always nice doing business with old friends.
16:30Maybe that's why all your old friends are now your old enemies.
16:40Hey, T.
16:41Yes, sir, Uncle Jesse.
16:49Well, we're going to pick up some groceries.
16:51Anything special, Coy?
16:53We'll see you out there.
16:55Come on, we ain't got all day.
16:57I keep seeing that car go over the side.
17:01I just can't do it.
17:03I can't.
17:05You're going to have to take over, Vance.
17:06Did you ever think you'd see the day a Duke would be afraid to drive?
17:10What burns my hair is that the accident was a phony.
17:15Y'all find anything?
17:18No.
17:21Head on home, y'all.
17:22Thanks a lot.
17:25I'm back to town, you know what I say?
17:27Don't worry about it.
17:28Just do the best you could.
17:30See you later, buddy.
17:31Yeah.
17:32Take it easy here.
17:34Just heat it up just here.
17:36This stuff's no good.
17:41Well, Coy, you haven't even touched your plate.
17:43I ain't hungry.
17:44Say, I know what I'd eat.
17:46Give me a piece of that fresh rhubarb pie you just made.
17:49I'm sorry.
17:50I'm just not feeling too good.
17:56Uncle Jesse.
17:58He just keeps blaming himself more and more every minute.
18:01And the worst part is there's no way you could be responsible for that accident.
18:05I mean, anybody that saw it could tell him that.
18:07Yeah.
18:08Trouble is, Daisy and me was the only ones that...
18:11Hey, wait a minute.
18:13Maybe there was another witness.
18:15Who?
18:15When I was talking on the CB.
18:17Yeah.
18:18And Daisy was talking to Coy.
18:19I saw a yellow car driving off heading towards town.
18:22Maybe that driver saw something.
18:24Now, why wouldn't they stop and help us, though?
18:26That's something we're going to ask him when we find him.
18:28Come on, let's get on the road.
18:29Maybe somebody out there saw something.
18:30It's a long shot, but it's the only thing we got.
18:32Uh, I'll stay here and talk to Coy.
18:35Okay.
18:35Goodbye.
18:38And rid up the dishes.
18:42Huh?
18:43No, yeah, yeah.
18:44Oh, boy.
18:46Oh, I hear it.
18:47Oh, I know it, too.
18:49Good for you.
18:51Oh, get over it.
18:52Get over it.
18:54All right.
18:57Okay, Flash.
19:07Higgs!
19:08Flash!
19:09So, what's new?
19:10We'll be off.
19:15Oh, my God.
19:16Oh, boy.
19:17Awesome.
19:18-
19:22Oh, boy.
19:40I can see those Hawaiian grass skirts waving in the breeze.
20:09Well Flash, I guess we're never going to get to see those grass skirts floating in the breeze.
20:22So the Duke set out talking to everybody who might have a lead on that yellow car.
20:26Since the Hazard folks communicate a lot with each other, like these two, the Duke's chances were pretty good.
20:33Hey Dixie, Dixie Lee.
20:37Watch out, we're going to crash.
20:45What's wrong, Cor?
20:47It's that same thing all over again.
20:50The general came bearing down on that car.
20:54I tried to warn them and they couldn't hear me.
20:56Then they...
20:57Look, you're just having a nightmare.
21:02Everything's all right now.
21:04Just try to go back to sleep, okay?
21:06I can't sleep.
21:07Try.
21:08Come on.
21:11Look it.
21:12Tomorrow we're going to go back out to Bottomless Lake and we're going to search that place until we find
21:16out exactly what happened.
21:17And do me a favor, will you?
21:19Try dreaming about chasing some girls so we can both get some sleep.
21:25Right after breakfast, the boys headed out to Bottomless Lake to see if there was anything about the accident that
21:31they might have missed.
21:33And as bad luck would have it, if they'd have left the farm a minute later, Vance would have spotted
21:38that yellow car and saved everybody a mess of trouble.
21:41Miss Lavinia called Davis and told him about the Duke snooping around the Bottomless Lake and for him to take
21:47care of it.
21:48Now what do you reckon she meant by that?
21:49Look around.
21:56Could I disturb you for a minute, Mr. Hogg?
21:59Oh, well, of course you can.
22:01Come right in.
22:03Well, what can I do for you, honey?
22:05I'm Lavinia Gray, the attorney representing the estate of my fiancée, the late Lord Davis.
22:11Hmm. Well, I never heard of your fiancée, honey, but what's your reason for sashaying in here between my grits
22:19and my pin kicks?
22:20Well, actually, I have a million reasons.
22:23Uh-huh.
22:24You see, he mailed me this policy a few hours before that accident.
22:28A policy?
22:29At Bottomless Lake.
22:30You're trying to tell me you bought a policy before...
22:33Oh.
22:34Let me tell you how it is.
22:36Since I'm the beneficiary on this policy, you owe me exactly one million dollars.
22:43No, I don't.
22:44That policy ain't supposed to pay off.
22:46I mean, it ain't supposed to pay off that easy.
22:48Anyhow, you're bluffing, because there ain't no way you can prove that he is a fella in the car.
22:53Can't I?
22:54Mm-mm.
22:55Just check the license plate they found.
22:57It was issued to Mr. Ward Davis.
22:59It was?
23:00I can also prove that he gassed up at Cooter Davenport's garage.
23:03He did.
23:04And my answering service will confirm that he made a long-distance collect call to me from there just a
23:09few minutes before he went over the side.
23:11Yeah, all right, all right.
23:12Listen, I don't care about any of these things, because like I said, no insurance company's gonna pay you off
23:17that easy or that quick.
23:18No siree, Bob.
23:19I mean, we all fight.
23:20We get ourselves a bunch of fancy lawyers, and then we fight it all the way up to the Supreme
23:25Court.
23:26That's the American way.
23:28Really, Mr. Hogg?
23:29I don't think so.
23:31Because you know, and I know, that your Hogg-A-Co insurance company is a complete fraud.
23:37And all I have to do is make a call to the State Insurance Commission, and you'll spend the next
23:4320 years in state prison.
23:46You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you?
23:48Just wait and see if you don't have that money within 24 hours.
23:52Until then, enjoy your breakfast.
24:15By this time, the boys are checking out that wreckage without knowing that that con man, Davis, was checking them
24:21out.
24:33Come on, partner.
24:35Maybe we'll find something else that fell off that car.
24:37A broken part or something that might have made it go over the cliff.
24:40You get it, Vance.
24:41She's trying to make me feel better.
24:55There's nothing wrong with that car until I clobbered it.
24:58You can think what you want.
24:59I'm going to follow through on this thing.
25:03Boy, howdy.
25:04You talk about standing in the wrong place at the wrong time.
25:15Look out!
25:26Thanks.
25:27The boulders couldn't get any closer.
25:29I know.
25:30It's almost as if somebody was aiming at us.
25:32Come on, let's take a look up on top of that hill.
25:50Look at this.
25:51Now, will you believe me?
25:53Boulder must have been sitting in this hole right here.
25:55Look at this.
25:56There's no way it could have rolled over.
25:58Had to have been pushed.
25:59By who?
26:00Someone in that yellow car you've been talking about that nobody else has seen?
26:04You're reaching, Vance.
26:06It don't make sense.
26:08There's a lot of things that have been happening around here lately that don't make any sense.
26:24You're there.
26:30Good news, good news.
26:31What's the news?
26:32Yes, boss.
26:33Listen, I just got a phone call from the DMV.
26:36You did?
26:36Yes.
26:37Yes.
26:37Listen, they traced that car that went into the drink.
26:40They did?
26:40And the license and the registration was a Ward S. Day.
26:43Ward?
26:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:46Oh, that's bad news.
26:47Bad news.
26:47Bad news, Dodo.
26:48What's wrong?
26:49What's wrong?
26:50Everything's wrong now.
26:51Oh, well, and as usual, it's all your fault.
26:54My fault?
26:55Yeah, it's your fault.
26:56What did I do?
26:57What did you do?
26:57Yeah.
26:58You sold a million dollar accident insurance policy to that same Ward S. Davis just before
27:04he took a flying leap into Bottomless Lake.
27:08Coy Duke refuses to deny guilt in accident.
27:12Oh, no.
27:14No need to hide it, Uncle Jesse.
27:15I've already read it.
27:16He says it all.
27:18Hey, Coy, not Tassidone.
27:19I'd like to get a hold of this fella and put him over my knee and beat some sense into
27:23him.
27:23That's what I'd like to do.
27:24Why?
27:24He was telling the truth.
27:25Only the part about you not denying it.
27:27It's the truth, ain't it?
27:28Yeah, it's the truth.
27:28But he didn't write about the accident, if that's what it really was.
27:31Well, you got some kind of imagination.
27:32What are you talking about?
27:34I suppose I imagine that boulder they shoved at us.
27:36I mean, somebody out there is after us.
27:38You can't prove it was shoved.
27:39Get off my back and quit trying to alibi for me, okay?
27:47Oh, now, baby, baby, that wasn't the real Coy talking.
27:52Now, it's just somebody that's so scared, he's afraid to look back at what really happened.
27:57Until he does, I'm going to keep looking for that yellow car I saw.
28:01If I have to turn over every square inch of hazard to find it.
28:04See you all later.
28:07They'll be all right now.
28:08Meanwhile, old boss had come up with a plan to avoid paying off on that phony policy on the phony
28:14accident on the dead men who weren't dead.
28:17I've got to get in and put everything I own in the name of somebody else.
28:21Somebody who will look after my interests in case I've got to go away.
28:27Like who?
28:28Like who?
28:29Me.
28:29Well, you.
28:30Me?
28:30Yeah, well, you're my brother-in-law.
28:32Who else have I got?
28:33That's right, too.
28:33So I'm going to write it up right now.
28:35Only one.
28:36For the sum of one dollar.
28:38One dollar?
28:39I hereby sell everything I own.
28:42Everything.
28:43To Sheriff.
28:44Roscoe P. Coltrane.
28:45I know your name.
28:47Sign.
28:48Sign.
28:48Jefferson.
28:49Davis.
28:50Oh.
28:51I know my own name, too.
28:53There we are.
28:54Oh, we are.
28:55There we go.
28:56That's it, huh?
28:57That does it.
28:58Oh, good.
28:58Give it to me.
28:59No, no, no, no, no, no.
29:00Let me see a dollar first.
29:02Oh, a dollar?
29:03Well, you just, well, let me, uh, here it is.
29:06Let me have that.
29:07Here it is.
29:08Done.
29:09All right.
29:11Now, you sure this is all legal in buying?
29:14Yeah, it's legal.
29:15And everything that you own, used to own, belongs to me?
29:19Yeah, well, for the time being, that is.
29:21Anything else you want to know?
29:22Yes, fathead.
29:24I want you to get out there and wash my patrol car.
29:26I may give you 50 cents if you're lucky.
29:28What?
29:28Well, you ought to take any job you can, as poor as you are.
29:31I don't...
29:33That sandwich is mine.
29:34No, but...
29:34Just get on out there and start swabbing.
29:37No, but...
29:38After hanging old boss out to dry, that pretty little con lady gassed up so she wouldn't have
29:43to waste time getting out of hazard after she took that million dollars out of his hide.
29:48Meanwhile, seeing as how he hadn't had no luck at all finding that yellow car, Vance was
29:53headed to the garage to see if old Cooter could help him out.
29:56And that's when Vance's luck hung a big 180.
29:59Look out!
30:00It was about time.
30:01Hey, Hank.
30:03Doing good.
30:03How about you?
30:04I bet.
30:06That yellow car just drove out here.
30:07Yeah.
30:08Who's driving?
30:09Real nice looking lady from Hotland.
30:12What?
30:13I ain't sure.
30:14I think it was the one I saw leave in the accident.
30:16Huh.
30:17I better have a talk with him.
30:18I'll see you later.
30:19Yeah.
30:20Yeah, however you mean...
30:21Sure.
30:26I'll see you later.
30:29I'll see you later.
30:33I'll see you later.
30:35I'll see you later.
30:36I'll see you later.
30:36I'll see you later.
30:37I'll see you later.
30:37I'll see you later.
30:37I'll see you later.
30:38I'll see you later.
30:38I'll see you later.
30:39I'll see you later.
30:39I'll see you later.
30:39I'll see you later.
30:40I'll see you later.
30:40I'll see you later.
30:41I'll see you later.
30:41I'll see you later.
30:42I'll see you later.
30:43I'll see you later.
30:44I'll see you later.
30:44I'll see you later.
30:46I'll see you later.
30:50I'll see you later.
30:58Looks to me like that flim flam lady is a pretty fair country driver.
31:39Vance didn't have too much trouble finding where she'd gone, since he did no hazard pretty
31:54well.
32:07Yes?
32:08Howdy, ma'am.
32:09My name's Vance Duke.
32:11I was wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions.
32:13Sure.
32:14I was just fixing on having some lemonade.
32:16Would you like to join me?
32:17Yes, ma'am.
32:24Have a seat.
32:28Now, how can I help you?
32:30Well, I wanted to ask you about an accident that you might have seen yesterday.
32:33My cousin Coy and I were driving out on Bottomless River.
32:36Well, at least Vance didn't have to drink her lemonade.
32:39Because you know that a woman that looks like that can't cook.
32:48How much do you think he knows?
32:50Enough that he followed me here and I really tried to give him the shake.
32:52If he's figured things out, then somebody else could too.
32:55I think we should use our backup plan.
32:57Good idea.
33:02I'll get on the phone to Boss Hog.
33:04I'll make us a quick deal so we can get out of here fast.
33:06I'll get on the car phone and tell old Ringo to pick us up in his chopper.
33:08And throw me that piece of rope in the cupboard.
33:12Tell him to meet us at the boar's nest and that he ought to leave right now.
33:16Back at the boar's nest, old Roscoe was trying to get back 25 years of grief from old Boss.
33:22And he was doing a pretty good job.
33:24I want to be able to see my face in old boots.
33:26Yeah.
33:27You keep that up and you might be able to see your teeth on the floor.
33:31Yep.
33:32Don't you do that.
33:35Come in.
33:38You want this bucket, Roscoe?
33:40Oh, yeah, darling.
33:41Just fetch it on in here and give it to Chubbo here.
33:44He's going to do the floors after he gets through polishing Flash's toenails.
33:48Uh, paw nails.
33:50Well, whatever.
33:51Calling Mr. J.D. Hogg.
33:53Calling Mr. J.D. Hogg.
33:55This is your morning breakfast partner.
33:58If you know who I mean.
33:59Come back.
34:00I know what she means.
34:02It's a blackmailing lady swindler.
34:04Calling J.D. Hogg.
34:05Calling J.D. Hogg.
34:07Come back.
34:07This is J.D. Hogg.
34:09Ain't you hassling me enough about that accident?
34:11What do you want now besides a million dollars?
34:14You know, I've been thinking I might have been too rough on your insurance company, Mr. Hogg.
34:19So I thought I might not have to be making that call to the State Insurance Commission after all.
34:25Oh, oh, you won't?
34:26You say you won't?
34:28Well, it's up to you.
34:29I might be persuaded to take 25 cents on every dollar.
34:34If you can have it ready for me in 45 minutes.
34:37That ain't enough time to raise 250,000 claims.
34:40You'll do it.
34:41I just know you will.
34:42Or I'll have to make that call.
34:45No, I'll get the money.
34:46I'll get the money.
34:47I'll get it.
34:47I'll get it.
34:48I knew you would.
34:49Remember, 45 minutes and I'll be there to get it.
34:52Bye.
34:54Yeah, over and out.
34:56You'll have the money ready in 45 minutes.
34:58The exact amount of flying time it takes from Tri-City Airport.
35:02And Ringo's on his way.
35:03And we're on our way to a quarter of a million dollars?
35:09Okay, okay, now.
35:10Check to see if the keys are in the car and hide it.
35:12I'll get him inside.
35:24Lost sheep?
35:25Lost sheep?
35:26It's Bo Peep.
35:26Are you up there?
35:27Shepard?
35:28Shepard, it's Bo Peep.
35:29Are you there?
35:30Come on back.
35:31Uh, Bo Peep, this Shepard.
35:33Uncle Jesse, some lady just called Boss on the CB
35:35and said that she wanted $250,000 for some accident.
35:40Now, I thought it could be the one at Bottomless Lake.
35:42And I figured Vance ought to know about it.
35:44Do you know where he is?
35:46He left here going looking for that yellow car.
35:48Breaker one, Breaker one.
35:50Breaker one.
35:50Praise the Cooter coming at you.
35:51Vance just left out of here a little while ago
35:53chasing a real good looking lady in a yellow car down the Old Mill Road.
35:57Thanks, Cooter.
35:58Coy and Meal tried to hit him off.
35:59You got that, Daisy?
36:00I sure do, Uncle Jesse.
36:02I'm gone.
36:03I'm gone too.
36:04Holler if you need me here.
36:05And so, while Uncle Jesse and Coy went out hunting for Vance,
36:09that chopper them crooks called was heading full tilt for a hassle.
36:13Get out of that chair and I tail it over to my bank.
36:15You hear me?
36:16Who the heck are you?
36:16Yeah, I got a phone up to get the money ready.
36:18Are you kidding me?
36:20Listen, I own that bank and I own the money.
36:22And you sold it all to me.
36:23Yeah, that was only temporary.
36:24Well.
36:25Yeah, now I'm taking everything back.
36:26Can't do that.
36:27See, I've got the bill of sale right here.
36:29See?
36:29It is right here.
36:30You sign this up.
36:32What are you doing there?
36:34Boss, listen, don't eat that.
36:35Boss, boss, give me.
36:37Get that out.
36:38Boss.
36:40Now you ain't got no more bill to sale, knucklehead.
36:43No, and you ain't gonna have no more job neither
36:46if you don't hightail it out of here and come back with that money.
36:49Oh, give me that.
36:50Jesse, over there behind the camera.
36:57Just check that out.
36:59Well, it was a good thing them flim flammers were in such a hurry
37:02to get Boss's money and clear out.
37:05Oh, they'd have done a better job of hiding the General Lee.
37:09That's identical, all right.
37:24Get the gag, I'll cut him loose.
37:25Yeah, you all right?
37:27They hit me from behind.
37:28That girl and her boyfriend are trying to rip off Boss
37:30for a quarter million dollars, and they know about the accident.
37:33How long have they been gone?
37:34They've been gone a while.
37:35Then they got a helicopter coming in,
37:37trying to pick him up at the boar's nest,
37:38so the General's gotta fly.
37:39Here, Coy, you drive.
37:45I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse, I can't do it.
37:49Well...
37:51I guess it's up to you, Vance.
37:54Uh, you know what you gotta do.
37:58Oh, yes, sir. I know what you mean.
38:00I'll, uh, follow you in the pickup.
38:02Come on, let's go.
38:09You all right?
38:11It's spinning.
38:12I think I got hit harder than I thought.
38:14You're kidding, aren't you?
38:16Nah.
38:17I'm hurting you.
38:18You better take me to the hospital.
38:20Now, there's a text.
38:22Coy's fear of driving against Vance's need for medical help.
38:24And Luke's do get ready.
38:31Uncle Jesse, follow us to the hospital.
38:46He's got him.
38:48Boy's driving.
39:02Well, now.
39:03I reckon you ain't as afraid of driving as you thought.
39:06You ain't hurting at all.
39:07You've been faking it.
39:08And I'm the only one that's been faking it.
39:10I gotta feel that Ward S. Davis character
39:12that was supposed to be in that car that hit us.
39:13Was it?
39:15You mean to tell me he didn't wind up in that lake?
39:17And 220,000, and 230,000, and 240,000, and 250,000 simoleons.
39:28Oh, wrong, wrong, wrong.
39:29You made a slight mistake, boss.
39:31See, you jumped from 230,000 to 250,000.
39:34You didn't put the 40,000 in there.
39:35Well, no, I didn't.
39:36I saw you not do it.
39:37Oh, thank you very, very much.
39:39No, you didn't.
39:39Remember, I can still call the State Insurance Commission.
39:42I know I don't.
39:43There!
39:44Boss, I just talked to Vance on the CB,
39:46and he thinks someone's trying to swindle you.
39:48What? Swindle me?
39:49Okay.
39:50Get him up.
39:51I guess we now know who's trying to swindle us.
39:57Take care of his gun.
39:59Miss, um...
40:00That's Pearl Handle.
40:00What's she doing?
40:01She's taking my Pearl Handle pistol.
40:02Oh, can't you do nothing?
40:04A little checklist.
40:05Bingo should be here any minute.
40:07You too.
40:08Into that closet.
40:09This thing's liable to go out.
40:10Don't shoot!
40:11I'm too young to die.
40:12Yeah, and I'm younger than he is.
40:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:15Ah!
40:15You, you, you've got your old man.
40:17She's a mummy.
40:17Ah!
40:19You, you, you.
40:20You bubble head.
40:21Get us out of here.
40:22What do you want to do with her?
40:23I'll bring her along with us for as long as we need.
40:25Come on.
40:26Come on.
40:26Move it back.
40:28Ah!
40:29We gotta get out of here.
40:31All right, let's see.
40:32Come on.
40:32We're gonna push against it,
40:34because we gotta get out and get in.
40:35Come on, I'm gonna go now.
40:37Come on.
40:37Here we go.
40:38Three, go!
40:39Yeah!
40:40Ah!
40:42Ah!
40:42Ah!
40:43Ah!
40:43Ah!
40:46Ah!
40:49Ah!
40:51Ah!
40:53Ah!
40:53Ah!
40:54Ah!
41:21now that dude had not a hint
41:47the way she's beating on that copter pilot ain't no way he can gain any altitude
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43:25Oh, it's heading up here. I've got to set it out.
43:33We're going down.
43:52War, watch out!
43:54You're all right. I've got to get to me, huh?
43:56Watch out!
44:03You just... All right, hold it. Hold it right there.
44:05Do you hear what you call him?
44:06That's right. That's the late Ward S. Davis right there.
44:09He never was in that car.
44:12Put it there, Birdman.
44:14My money! Where's my money? Give me my money!
44:17He took my money and threw it!
44:19Oh, give me that blue.
44:20All right, you two. Just get over here because I'm gonna...
44:24You okay, Daisy?
44:26Oh, now that I'm on the ground, I never felt better.
44:28How are you, Coy?
44:29Feel great. I want to thank y'all for standing by when I needed you.
44:33Oh, isn't that what families are for, to help one another?
44:35Yeah. Now listen, before we break our arms patting ourselves on the back,
44:39let's get up there and help Roscoe lock them people up.
44:42So, everything worked out for the best.
44:45Them flim flammers got just what they deserved.
44:48Boss got back his $250,000, that is, most of it.
44:52This time, it was the boys who threatened to blow the whistle to the State Insurance Commission,
44:55unless old Boss closed down his operation,
44:58made a big donation to the Children's Hospital,
45:00and tore up that second mortgage that Jesse gave him.
45:04Roscoe never made his trip to Waukakee Beach.
45:06He never even got his dollar back from Boss.
45:10As for Coy, well, now that he's his old self again,
45:13he just couldn't keep his hands off of General Lee,
45:16which means everything's back to normal.
45:19And you're looking at normal in Hazard County.
45:36Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:37Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:02Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:02Oh, yeah.
46:03So getting fired, okay?
46:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
46:04Yeah.
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