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00:00Tonight, on the Dukes, it's a little game of pool hazard style, and the general league goes to the winner.
00:24We're gonna fly. Why not?
00:34Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm. Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law
00:45since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves, planting the hills. Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how. That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:13Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a two modern day Robin Hood.
01:40As y'all might already know, the general league has itself quite a reputation for character, speed, and right smart
01:46agility.
01:47In fact, when general league goes through hazard, most folks sit up and take notice.
01:51And hazard folks ain't the only ones to take notice.
01:56Well, boss, unless our radar gun is lying, that orange car went from 25 to 55 in two and a
02:01half seconds.
02:02Now that's the best time yet.
02:04Well, what did I tell you? You know, there ain't a sheriff in the whole wide world who could ever
02:09catch you if you was driving that orange car.
02:12And after that, the contents of that little black book of yours, and we got the keys to the kingdom.
02:20The kingdom of payrolls, that is.
02:22Well, the sooner we get them wheels from the Dukes, the quicker we're in business.
02:26We're gone.
02:32Well, now, it looks like those two with the radar gun ain't the only ones to keep an eye on
02:37the general.
02:42If you come in a railroad cross the gate, there ain't no railroad.
02:50Watch out for old Roscoe.
02:53All right, you Dukes, pull over.
02:56Passing a railroad gate's a hundred-dollar find.
02:59Hey, Roscoe, how much are you gonna find yourself for busting up one of them?
03:03It's all right, Flash. Listen, we'll teach them not to sass us, right?
03:06It's good.
03:07We don't want that.
03:08We don't want that.
03:08It's good.
03:10Uh, Hazzard 2.
03:12This is Russ O.P. Coltrane from Hazzard 1. Come back.
03:17This is Hazzard 2, Chef. What can I do for you?
03:19Enos, listen.
03:21Flash and me are in hot pursuit of some desperate criminals.
03:24They're headed your way, so slam the door shut.
03:28Yes, sir, it is. It is, Chef.
03:31Not too, Chef.
03:33Enos, I mean, hit them all, you dipstick.
03:35Oh, yes, sir, Chef. I'm gone.
03:56Here he comes.
03:58Here we go.
04:07Ah!
04:14Watch it!
04:16Yes, sir!
04:18I didn't see he coming, sir!
04:21Enos!
04:22You dipstick!
04:24You'll see what you did to my vehicle.
04:26Look at you, look at that!
04:27I'm trying to shut the door.
04:29Listen, don't give me any excuse.
04:31Chef!
04:32Will you, Chef?
04:33I got the bow!
04:34I got the bow!
04:35I got the bow!
04:35Ah!
04:38Oh!
04:39Ah!
04:47Oh!
04:47I got the bow!
04:48Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:50Go! Go away!
04:52Go away!
04:53Mother! Get in!
04:54Get in!
04:55Get in!
04:56Get away from me!
04:57Get away from me!
04:58You're the...
04:59Well, guess we're gonna have some peace for a while.
05:03I guess so.
05:04That's old Mr. Pruitt's farm.
05:05We'd better call him and tell him his bull's got some visitors.
05:07You got it.
05:19There we go, Flash.
05:21Oh, you're a...
05:22You're a chunk.
05:24Look, you got the one I dived.
05:27Roscoe!
05:28What?
05:29Get in here.
05:30Oh, yeah.
05:33Roscoe, this is J.D. Hogg's finest hour.
05:36Listen to this.
05:37Two of the best real men I know of put together a little black book.
05:42Showing every Pruitt shipment in this thing.
05:46And they bring it to me.
05:47Brought it to you.
05:48And all I gotta do is...
05:50Supply them with the fastest vehicle in the South.
05:53Oh, you're way ahead of me, ain't you?
05:55Yeah.
05:56Ain't it wonderful?
05:57Oh.
05:58They drive the getaway car.
05:59They ice the Pruitt.
06:01And we split 50-50.
06:02That's where you go wrong.
06:04Oh.
06:04Yeah, we'll split what we split, when we split it, when we get it.
06:09Got it?
06:10Got it.
06:11Now, when do I get it?
06:12Well, right after we get our hands on the General Lee.
06:15Oh.
06:16Any way we can.
06:18Any way we can.
06:22One of the cultural highs in Hazard is the annual pool championship at the Boar's Nest.
06:28And lots of folks, Jesse Duke among them, take shooting pool as serious as country driving, country music, and country
06:34cooking.
06:34I was thinking, but I sure didn't leave you any decent shots, Uncle Jesse.
06:37Well, we'll just see about that a little bit.
06:40How about the 11 off of 14 in the corner?
06:44Hmm.
06:46Just stay out of my way.
06:48Excuse me, gentlemen.
06:49Excuse me.
07:06When you're the hottest car in the South, folks can become covetous.
07:10But stealing General Lee ain't car theft.
07:11It's more like kidnapping.
07:21It'd be a lot easier if they just mailed you the trophy, ever, Jesse.
07:25All right.
07:26Now then, watch me put the leaven down in the corner of the four-bowl.
07:36That's my best round with General.
07:38Yeah!
07:39Hey, what are you doing this?
07:40Here we go!
07:42Here we go!
07:44Here we go!
07:44Here we go!
07:45I'll go follow the sheriff!
07:55Now, here's a problem.
07:56Catching the General without hurting him.
08:01I wonder if they're the same two dudes that have been following us all week.
08:04Well, if they are, at least we know now what they're up to.
08:06What I can't figure is how they expect to get away with stealing the General.
08:09I mean, everybody in Hazard County knows he belongs to us.
08:20Long about this time, Enos was practicing how to beat Uncle Jesse in the upcoming pool tournament.
08:27Uh-huh.
08:28He is improving.
08:35Uh-huh.
08:44He is improving.
08:45Sheriff, are you out there?
08:47Some fellas just stole his General Lee and they're headed south on Winter Road.
08:51Don't worry, Flash.
08:52I'll handle this.
08:53Uh-huh.
08:53Uh, this is Sheriff Russell Scoopy Coltrane.
08:56I mean, uh, I'm going after him now.
08:59Enos, this is.
09:00Now, I'm telling you just to sit tight, cause I'm gonna handle him.
09:06Oh, hey, Monty.
09:08Hey, sir.
09:18Hey, your antenna.
09:22Hey, your antenna.
09:54The drone's out.
09:55What do we do?
09:55Just leave it up to the car.
09:56Uh-huh.
10:02Woo!
10:03The General sure jumps up a period here when the Dukes are driving.
10:06But you can't hold a thoroughbred back, even if you ain't got no class yourself.
10:11Dang it.
10:12First time I ever whistle, General Lee couldn't fly.
10:14And they're good drivers.
10:16We're falling further behind every second.
10:17Come on, Cory.
10:18We can't quit when we got to drop the gas left in the tank.
10:32Things ain't always quite as bad as they look.
10:35Being strangers, them crooks don't know the territory.
10:38Which was why Roscoe was racing after them to stop them from making a big mistake.
11:02You dipsticks, what are you stopping for?
11:04Get back in there.
11:05What the heck are you doing?
11:07You know, what are you doing?
11:08Look, look, look.
11:08We're going back the way we came.
11:10What?
11:10Listen, I don't want to talk about where we came from.
11:12It's where we're going.
11:13Will you get back in there before it's too late?
11:15Well, what about that?
11:16Oh, it is too late.
11:18You're gonna stand around talking all day, Roscoe?
11:20How are you gonna arrest them dudes?
11:21Arrest them?
11:22Uh, Chris?
11:23I'm gonna arrest them.
11:25All right, you get in my vehicle and I'm gonna take you right to the slammer.
11:28Yeah, you do that, Roscoe.
11:29All right, get on.
11:31Can't you guys get anything right?
11:33Get in that vehicle.
11:35Poor old Roscoe.
11:36Just when he gets to make an arrest, it's a phony.
11:39Is that right?
11:40It makes me mad.
11:48Well, we got to think on the way home, Roscoe.
11:50And we gotta give you credit for getting on the ball so fast.
11:52Well!
11:53That's right.
11:53We've been underestimating you.
11:55Well, we just want to say thanks.
11:56Well, I appreciate it.
11:57Look, just because you saved their car from a fate worse than death,
12:01don't mean you gotta shake hands with a Duke every time they come snooping around some police.
12:04That's right.
12:05You're snooping around you, Riff Raff.
12:06So just don't clutter up the place.
12:08Just move it on out of here.
12:09All right, Roscoe.
12:10We was just trying to be friendly.
12:12Come on, Cora.
12:12Let's go help Jesse practice for that pool tournament.
12:15Yeah, well, it won't do him no good.
12:17Listen, I am sick and tired of being the second best pool player in heaven.
12:20So I've been practicing all year wrong just so I could beat your Uncle Jesse real good.
12:25And you can go and tell him that from me, so get.
12:28Go on.
12:28Hey, balls, the pleasure's all ours.
12:30Uh-huh.
12:31Yeah.
12:31All right.
12:32Get, get, get.
12:34Woo-wee, that was close.
12:36Would you just stop wooing?
12:44What's holding you up?
12:47Take a look at this booking sheet.
12:51John Doe and John Smith?
12:53Them crooks sure don't have much of imagination when it comes with phony names.
12:56That's for sure.
12:58I wonder why Ross could let them get away with it, though.
13:00Maybe he figures it makes no difference, as long as they're under lock and key.
13:03I don't know.
13:05Come on.
13:06Let's get out of here.
13:07Come on.
13:22Come on.
13:22Come on.
13:23Must be them crooks in the general league.
13:27Come on!
13:28Come on!
13:29Come on!
13:29Come on!
13:31Come on!
13:31Come on!
13:34Come on!
13:38Come on!
13:43Come on!
13:45Come on!
13:54Come on!
14:12Come on.
14:22Come on!
14:26Come on!
14:26Come on!
14:27I'll tell you later when I think of it because I sure ain't gonna let that call nor them
14:32dukes come between me and a beautiful little deal like this one.
15:01And if that ain't trouble enough, me and dukes they're gonna get blamed for knocking out the entire hazard phone
15:06service, both lines.
15:33He's alright. Thinking the money's gonna save on Launderville.
15:44With them crooks and the pokey, you'd think that General Lee would be safe at the Duke farm.
15:48But that ain't the way it works in half. The old boss don't give up that easy when there's money
15:53involved.
15:55Watch this.
15:57Well, well, well and well.
15:59Getting in shape for the big tournament.
16:01Well.
16:02Here, let me get a practice shot in or something.
16:04Let's see now.
16:09Look at that. Number nine ball in a cone of pockets like I called it.
16:14You didn't call that, J.D.
16:15Oh, didn't I?
16:16Alright, J.D., you didn't come over here at a glass of our practice pool. Now, what are you up
16:20to?
16:20Yeah, boss, we're in the middle of a hot family game here.
16:23Yeah.
16:23Oh, well, I'm sorry to interrupt.
16:25But you know that winning that pool tournament's very important to me.
16:29In fact, it's one of the two most important goals of my life right now.
16:33Uh, what's the second one?
16:34Probably foreclosing on the mortgage on the poorhouse.
16:37Would you just stop with them bad jokes?
16:40Okay.
16:40The other goal of my life is owning a car that could win the Charlotte 500.
16:45Mm-hmm.
16:46That's exactly what I want.
16:47Now, the only car around here I know that could do a thing like this is the General E.
16:51Yeah, literally.
16:52And so I've come here to make you a bona fide offer for that car of $1,500.
16:58$1,500, boss.
17:01Boss, you gotta be funny.
17:04All right, all right.
17:04Listen, I'll raise that offer to $2,500.
17:07But that's final.
17:08Yeah, $2,500.
17:10You can just forget it, boss.
17:12General Lee's a member of the family.
17:13That's right.
17:13That's telling him, too, man.
17:15All right, all right.
17:15I know that I can never get you dukes to budge on that car.
17:18I mean, you're unbudgeable.
17:19So I might as well forget about the whole thing.
17:22Well, as long as I'm here, I'm gonna get me another shot.
17:25You know, I gotta get some practice.
17:27Out of the way, Ross.
17:28Out of the way, let me down.
17:31Boss!
17:32Look what you did!
17:34I can't believe it!
17:35Oh, my, oh, my.
17:38Cross goes for it.
17:39My fault?
17:40Yeah, you made me do that.
17:41Come on, you better go now.
17:43Looks like you're gonna have to find yourself another table to practice on, don't you?
17:47J.D.
17:48Dang, you got your nerve coming out here and ripped my belt.
17:52Yeah, but it was just an accident here, so you saw it for yourself.
17:54Now, you know there ain't nothin' that I'd ever do intentional to harm a dude.
17:58Oh, no.
17:59And listen, I'll pay for that table for you.
18:01Where?
18:02Right after the 10 a minute.
18:04Come on, let's go.
18:05That's what you said back in 38 at the Hazard County Amateur.
18:13Look at what that dumb head did.
18:16Look at our poor pool table.
18:18Just leave it up to J.D.
18:19He's always got some kind of a dirty trick up his sleeve.
18:22Just ruined our table.
18:23And that's what worries me, Uncle Jesse.
18:25I mean, first those two crooks try to steal the general,
18:27and now boss all of a sudden wants to buy them.
18:29Well, you think one thing's got any connection with the other?
18:30We can't tell till we find out a little bit more about Mr. John Doe and Mr. John Smith.
18:36And I think I know just where to start.
18:40Well, Jesse's pool table, that was a horrendous rip.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Well, with that pool table out of commission,
18:45there's only one other place that Jesse Duke can practice, ain't there?
18:48Where's that?
18:49A boar's nest, you knucklehead.
18:50Oh, yeah, yeah.
18:50And once he shows up there, is he gonna be snookin'?
18:54Oh, snookin'?
18:54I'm gonna get my hands on that General Lee once and for all.
18:57Or my name, eh?
18:58Jefferson Davis Hogue.
18:59Well, I see your pilot light ain't completely out.
19:03I appreciate it, too.
19:17The boys had asked old Cooter to go fish Enos out of the pond.
19:28John Doe and John Smith.
19:30Huh.
19:30How come their names sound familiar?
19:33What about fingerprints?
19:35Huh.
19:36Sheriff must have forgotten to take them.
19:39Well, couldn't you get them off them glasses they was drinkin' out of?
19:41Yeah, I sure can.
19:43I learned all about that kind of stuff when I was with the California Metro Squad.
19:47What do y'all want the prints for?
19:48We wanna know where them fellas are, so we can find out why they're so hot to get their hands
19:51on the General Lee.
19:52And we might get lucky and find out if they was in some kind of business that would tie in
19:55with Boss.
19:56I mean, seeing as how he was as eager to get his hands on the General as they were.
19:59Mr. Hogg wouldn't have nothin' to do with car thieves, would he?
20:03Come on.
20:05Well, it won't take me more than 20 minutes to get those prints, if y'all care to wait.
20:10Can't do it, Enos.
20:10We promised to meet old Uncle Jesse back at the boar's nest.
20:13We'll be back, though, as soon as he finishes practicing, all right?
20:14Well, look, tell Uncle Jesse I wish him luck.
20:16We will.
20:19Well, with the crooks in jail, and the General Lee back in the fold, the boys reckoned that they didn't
20:24have a thing to worry about.
20:29Oh, well, well, well.
20:31Jesse, do.
20:32My, oh, my.
20:33Look at you.
20:34I mean, you got some golf here practicing on my pool table behind my bed.
20:39What are you talking about, Boss?
20:40It says right here, everybody welcome.
20:42Looks like you out-boxed yourself this time, Boss.
20:45Oh, yeah, I guess I did, didn't I?
20:46Wanna rack him up another game?
20:48Uh, speaking of games, Jesse, now that you've done all this here practice, why don't you and me, for old
20:56time's sake, have ourselves a real game of food?
21:02Uh, J.D., you're a glutton for punishment.
21:05But I guess I could use a little warm-up before the big tournament.
21:09Oh, that's good.
21:10And, uh, how's stage?
21:12How's stage?
21:12Yeah.
21:13With Ridge Runner Rule.
21:18Ridge Runner Rule.
21:19All right, let's see.
21:24Done!
21:26All right, all right.
21:27Now, now.
21:28Now, seeing that the challenger names the stakes, I'm gonna beat my convertible.
21:35Convertible?
21:35Mm-hmm.
21:37Yeah.
21:37Against your General Lee.
21:41Oh.
21:44Should've known you'd had something up your sleeve, Boss.
21:47Well, uh, you see, J.D., I can't cover that bet because the General Lee ain't mind the bet.
21:53It ain't?
21:53Yeah.
21:54Well, you should've thought of that before you spit and shook on it, shouldn't you?
21:57Don't tell me you're gonna try to weasel out of Ridge Runner Rule.
22:00Uncle Jesse doesn't weasel out of anything, Boss.
22:02As far as we're concerned, the General Lee belongs to the whole Duke family.
22:05That's right.
22:06You got yourself a bet, Boss.
22:08Rock him up, Daisy.
22:08All right.
22:09No, no, wait a minute.
22:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Daisy.
22:11Don't rack him up.
22:12No siree off.
22:13Of course, I need time to give everyone in hazard notice so they can come and see Jesse
22:18Duke at work.
22:19Shut up.
22:20This game is gonna begin this very time tomorrow.
22:23And may the best man, which is me, win.
22:30Oh, he's a glutton for punishment.
22:33Rack him up, Daisy.
22:34Let's practice.
22:35All right.
22:39I don't know.
22:40It just don't hold water.
22:42Why the heck would Boss make a bet he knows he's gonna lose?
22:46He must want that General real bad.
22:48What?
22:49Feeding him to the crusher?
22:50No way.
22:52My guess is he wants the General for something no other car can do.
22:55The same goes for them crooks, too.
22:57Which brings us right back to square one.
22:59Easy.
23:01I sure hope them prints tell us something about them dudes.
23:04Amen.
23:15All right, friends.
23:16I see you.
23:17Just pull over.
23:18Mrs. Roscoe, pull over.
23:20You're under arrest.
23:22What is it this time, Roscoe?
23:24Yours is not the reason why I'm just to pull over and hush like I done told her.
23:28Now do it.
23:30We're real sorry, Roscoe, but, boy, me, we got a plan.
23:51Oh, I'm gonna jump this one.
23:53Why not?
23:58If I was driving, I could think of a whole bunch of reasons.
24:12We can make it. We can make it.
24:26We can make it.
24:27We can make it.
24:28Who?
24:30Roscoe had a nice landing.
24:31He, he, he, he, he.
24:33All right.
24:35Here.
24:35This is Sheriff, Roscoe.
24:36This is Sheriff, Roscoe.
24:37Go, please, Coltrane.
24:38Stop my feet.
24:39I'm on top of this.
24:41This is the hair.
24:42You're obstructing justice.
24:43Get yourself.
24:46I'll just back this sucker off each.
24:49You just...
24:49Oh.
24:50Oh, don't need that fuck out.
24:53No!
25:09Ain't they beauties?
25:11Them prints came off the glasses perfect.
25:13They look good to me, Enos.
25:15How do you run a make on them?
25:16Oh, it's easy.
25:17We got a facsimile machine out back.
25:19All you do is lift the rubber cover, insert the prints,
25:22and mash your butt, and it's relayed straight to the FBI office in Washington.
25:25And if anybody's got a record, we find out.
25:27Faster than a porcupine with an ingrown quill.
25:30Then let's do it.
25:31I sure will, as soon as the machine gets fixed.
25:33I call the repairman this morning, but he can't come till tomorrow.
25:36Tomorrow?
25:38We're gonna have to wait till then.
25:40Dang.
25:41Well, at least those two in the jail cell ain't going anywhere.
25:44Oh, they ain't going anywhere.
25:46The next morning, Uncle Jesse was just itching to get over to the boar's nest
25:50a good four hours before the pool game with boss started.
25:53Now, listen, you two.
25:54If I don't get in some practice, I'm liable to lose that general lead.
25:58Now, I need to get over to the boar's nest.
25:59Now, how long is this gonna take?
26:01Well, it's gonna be at least another half hour, Uncle Jesse.
26:04Heck, don't wait on us.
26:05Take the general.
26:06The keys are in it.
26:07We'll be along as soon as we finish with this here pickup.
26:09Thanks.
26:10You know, every time I think about how I let J.D. sucker me into that bed,
26:13I could just...
26:18Poor Uncle Jesse.
26:20You so worried about losing the general boss,
26:22I bet you didn't even sleep a wink last night.
26:23Can you blame him?
26:24As scared as we are, the boss has some dirty trick up his sleeve.
26:27I mean, I still think it's got something to do with those two crooks.
26:30I just hope Enid's got those fingerprints to the FBI in Washington by now.
26:33Yeah.
26:34Come on.
26:34Hey, I'm sorry, fellas.
26:35The facsimile machine is still out.
26:37The repairman called this morning and said his truck broke down
26:40and he won't be here till tomorrow.
26:42Doggone it.
26:43Just when I thought we were getting close to something.
26:45Well, that ain't the only bad news.
26:47You know them crooks, John Doe and John Smith?
26:49Well, Mr. Hogg just bailed them out.
26:51What?
26:52You mean without waiting for you to run a check on them?
26:54No offense, Vance, but Mr. Hogg said it wasn't necessary.
26:57He said the only evidence we had against them was just your word
27:00that General Lee was stolen in the first place.
27:02I'm sorry.
27:03Well, as it proves we're right about one thing,
27:06the boss must be tied in with them.
27:08If they are what I think they are.
27:11Hey.
27:12Enos, where's the nearest facsimile machine that's working?
27:15Sheriff's Office over in Capital City.
27:17Well, your car's faster than our pickup.
27:18You're driving us there, right?
27:20Now.
27:20I'm driving.
27:21Wait a minute.
27:21Wait.
27:22The pants.
27:23Hold on a minute.
27:38Oh.
27:38Oh.
27:50boss was getting ready to push the general lee into a life of crime how you doing all right
27:55put all that stuff in the truth i want you to haul all that paint them sprayers over to that
28:01field i told you about set everything up and you get ready to paint the general lee just the moment
28:06i win them from jesse duke any particular color lavender let's paint it lavender well mama loves
28:13lavender well your mama won't be driving oh will she no listen for the first job i want you to
28:18paint
28:19that car black see and then for each job after that we just painted another color of the rainbow
28:23like lavender would you just stop all that then uh if they come looking for the car well they won't
28:29know which color color they're looking for now will they especially if it was lavender all right all
28:34right with the second one painted lavender oh goody goody gumdrop yeah and all the while they're
28:38looking i'll be wallowing in green green the long car oh longer you need money oh i appreciate
28:45you doing that
28:57hey yo flat right about john doe and john smith according to the fbi in washington the real
29:02names are landis and purcell what do you know good old friend landis is a wheel man wanted for
29:07hijacking in seven states cells right up there with them according to this they're a bunch of road
29:12pirates now the mo is usually to hit an armored truck on the outskirts of town then grab a fast
29:17car and clear out before anybody can spread the alarm fast car the general you got it so that's
29:23why they were so hot to get their hands on it that's right we gotta let uncle jesse know when
29:26fast come on hey wait fellas my antenna's busted buddy come on let's get the phone let's go if this
29:34ain't one big mess the boys can't warn jesse over enos to cb or if roscoe hadn't signed the slip
29:40authorizing enos to get his antenna fixed now jesse sure needed to be warned he's fixing to start
29:46a game with boss who's got something up his sleeve besides that little fat arm of his
29:50where the heck are them boys they should have been here two hours ago i know and we can't stall
29:56much
29:56longer jesse
29:58the telephone wasn't no help neither seeing as how the hazard phone lines were still down
30:04and seeing as how coy knew all the shortcuts back to hazard when he talked enos into letting him
30:09drive game starts in less than 20 minutes we're gonna be cutting it awful close
30:19all right everybody just simmer down simmer down now you all know that we're here to watch a contest
30:28between jesse duke and boss and uh so we need somebody that's neutral to hold the stakes so i'm
30:35going to appoint daisy duke the holder of boss home convertible keys roscoe there's no way i'm gonna be
30:41doing it sir we don't make a diddly do anyway because jesse hasn't got a prayer what do you
30:45mean i ain't got a prayer there you go there's the keys to the general league okay good doing
30:57little fat buddy you ready come on thank you roscoe take tiny steps and around that fat little arm
31:04is a cast well i'm sorry to keep all of you folks waiting but you know i had a little
31:10accident on
31:11the way over here and i had to stop by the doctor and all it was horrendous jd you can't
31:17play pool with
31:18your shooting arm in the cast i know i can't jesse ain't it a shame uh but under ridge runner
31:25rules
31:25i fortunately was able to find somebody to fill in for me who well here he is now
31:37mr chickasaw man
31:42we've been had daisy that their fellow owns the pool all over in chickasaw he's a professional
31:48pool hustler pool hustler boss we ain't gonna stand for that that's it the bet's off no it ain't
31:54all jd may be the lowest down person to ever come out of the ridge runners but
31:59if he's had an accident which it looks like he has well he's got a right to make a substitute
32:04of anybody he wants yeah so i do and which i have done all right all right everybody let's get
32:10started
32:10i do the challenger so jesse it's your brief roscoe do us the honor
32:18now just hang on the duke boys are doing the best they can
32:22you ready mr thins
32:37not bad for starters huh mr thins
32:42excuse me honey
33:00excuse me sir
33:12and that's too bad pops because that's gonna be your last shot
33:16well i got you locked in there mr thins it ain't gonna be easy
33:19you hide and watch
33:21you hide and watch
33:32all right
33:44this is a sneak here if you hit it right on the
33:52roscoe
33:53did you see that
33:57well more than 50% of that general leaves mine already
34:01is yours already
34:02uncle jesse you just keep your chin up we ain't whooped yet
34:04them boys better stoke it
34:06well jesse's getting the general deeper in trouble
34:08not bad but they'll do better in the general
34:14are you gonna shoot mr thins or not
34:22oh he did it again
34:27now if you'll excuse me
34:28here you go
34:31here you go
34:37eight ball in the corner pocket
34:40eight ball in the corner pocket
34:42eight ball
34:42eight ball
34:46in the corner pocket
34:59if that ball drops where it looks like it's gonna
35:01generally is gonna be in the wrong army
35:12he did it
35:13i won't
35:14this is the happiest day of my life
35:16my car please
35:19now you go out and pick up my winnings
35:22i hope those duke boys don't mind walking
35:25cause they're gonna be doing it for a long time
35:28i gotta put a stop to this
35:30that's the best
35:32you did good
35:34you did
35:36right
35:43look jesse it ain't no use
35:46we just gotta face up to it
35:48general lee's gone
35:52it's all my fault
35:54now that ain't exactly true
35:56there's no way you could have beat a professional pool hustler like chickasaw thins
36:00oh jesse you gave it your best shot
36:03and the boys are gonna be able to live with that
36:07maybe
36:09but i don't know if i can
36:15while jesse was feeling lower than a snake shadow
36:17old roscoe was up to his navel in tall pocket
36:29get that out
36:30get that out
36:31get that out
36:32oh there's a dip
36:33oh we'll see if we can fly
36:42guess it's all in having the right touch
36:44well
36:45he won't have to worry about air conditioning and not house trailer anyway
36:51by the time enos and the boys reached the boar's nest
36:54it was all over but the crime
36:59you're still here huh
37:00well i thought you'd long gone to see gone
37:03yeah i thought you'd be off somewhere
37:06uh licking your rules
37:07i can't leave j.d till daisy gets off work as you know i don't have no transportation
37:13oh that's right hey y'all who won the contest as if i didn't know
37:17boys boys you can start congratulating me because i am now the proud owner of the general
37:23lee uh j.d here he busted his arm and under ridge runner rules i had to play chickasaw thins
37:32and
37:33ain't never beat him
37:35sorry to let you down boy
37:36you didn't let us down uncle jesse
37:38we'd all stand behind you no matter what happened
37:42now boss you mind telling me the reason you bailed those crooks out that stole the general lee
37:46crooks what crooks
37:48oh oh ham crooks yeah i know who you mean
37:51well um uh uh there wasn't sufficient evidence to hold them
37:55well there is now
37:56according to the fbi they're one in seven states for hijacking
37:59including this one
38:00that's right mr hogg i ran their fingerprints through myself
38:03well thank you very much i bet you that's why you were so anxious to get your hands on the
38:08general lee now wasn't it boss i mean it'd come in real handy in their line of work would you
38:11just
38:12hush up look i am sick and tired of listening to you sore losers spout off now i'm gonna sit
38:18you straight once and for all one the general lee is mine two i want a fair and square under
38:25ridge
38:25runner rule and three there ain't nothing you dokes can do about it and furthermore if you don't
38:32clear out of here this very instant i'm oh i'm gonna be sick boss there's just nothing wrong with
38:39your hand gd you were just faking that busted arm so i under ridge runner rules i'd have to play
38:45chickasaw thins and under ridge runner rules that means all bets are off and the general lee is still
38:50ours now which one of you knows where he is all i know is roscoe took off a few minutes
38:54ago heading
38:55north that's good enough for me let's go you too
39:01come back here
39:25that'll move you that'll move him well y'all please let me drive for a while now
39:30ship roscoe finds out he's gonna have a conniption fit we don't catch him i have one myself
39:46now all the boys knew was that roscoe was driving the general north what they needed now was a croaker
39:52sack full of four leaf clovers and a lot of luck to pick up the trail
39:57hang it up ahead there i don't know what's up that road but let's find out
40:26the boys better fire walking general lee's being
40:30fitted out with a new black sunday go to meet and suit that does it we're in business now
40:35oh you know what i love about it nobody will suspect that boss and i are even connected with
40:40it oh i love it nobody except them
40:46we gotta clear out what about me now what about
41:14it's all your fault
41:32what are you doing here yeah i'm trying to save our bacon that's what i'm doing here now it's your
41:37turn
41:37come on you take over and let's go after them dupes
41:40here mr hog what about me sir use your own car you ain't coming in here with us come on
42:02let's go
42:03dang it there's too many twists and turns on this road to catch up with them we're just gonna have
42:08to
42:08stay on the tails that we get through straight away
42:28faster can't you go no faster listen we don't stop the general leave and then get them crooks well
42:34them crooks might stop living i don't know and then you know what we spend the next 30 years don't
42:38you oh let me guess oh the federal pen that's weird i didn't mean the playpen
42:50they're coming after us in the general league now that car is too fast to outrun
42:53you know what ain't faster than this
43:13boy sure play rough don't get too much closer we won't have to look
43:22i don't know how far back to boss and roscoe a little more spitting distance why's that we
43:31want to make sure they can't see us hold on
43:54you
43:55would you mind telling me what we're doing that road comes together again up near the bridge
43:58what do you see where that boss and roscoe catch them crooks for us
44:16we're gonna have to jump hang on we're gonna fly
44:29what a horrendous ride it's just oh
44:33oh that would have killed 10 ordinary men i tell you i made a steal
44:38we're not the only girls are you listening are you listening are you listening naturally the bad
44:44dudes sung like students but since they couldn't prove roscoe and boss was their partners they got
44:49all except for one little detail all right you got them eight ball in the corner pocket
44:56eight ball in the corner pocket no the ball in the
45:01oh
45:12after winning the tri county's amateur pool championship
45:16jesse made boss and roscoe paint general lee back to its original color in exchange for not
45:21pressing charges against boss for violating the ridge runner rules
45:29that's my new uniform
45:43except that they had to send off for more paint to finish the general
45:47and it turned out a bright orange red letter day in hazard
45:51so
46:17so
46:30you
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