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00:01Tonight, on The Dukes, Boss Hog double-crosses the other bosses.
00:05Hey!
00:06Get rid of Hog six feet under.
00:10Save me!
00:11And it's the Dukes to the rescue.
00:15There were poison!
00:21Dixon stones.
00:23I'm stuck!
00:24I'm getting sick!
00:27Hallelujah!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the normal life
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:32When Coy and Vance get a shot at picking up some chore money
01:35Well, they grab it
01:36Because jobs and hazards are scarcer than a chicken with a mouthful of motors
01:53Here's the lost sheep of the shepherd
01:54Lost sheep to shepherd
01:56Uncle Jesse, this is Vance, come back
01:59And this is Shepard, come back
02:01Returning for home
02:03Tell days to light all four burners
02:05We're hungry that foxes in the hen house
02:07Well, there's food here, but remember there's chores to do here too
02:11Even though we don't pay top dollars
02:13Petty price for you, Uncle Jesse
02:15We're gone
02:17Enos, you gotta get your quota and tickets
02:19And I mean now
02:21Well, Sheriff, it ain't right for me
02:22To be trying to trap somebody
02:24That's cheating
02:25Enos, it's not cheating
02:27If we're breaking the law
02:28Now, didn't I just hear something go by?
02:31What's this, boy, Sheriff?
02:32Hey, Coy, hey, Vance
02:33Oh, that's good news, good news
02:35And they were speeding
02:36Now I want you to arrest them
02:38They were, Sheriff?
02:39How can you tell?
02:40Enos, never mind
02:41You just do it
02:43I'll be over to the boss's house
02:45I'm gone
02:46Yes, sir, Sheriff
02:53It's innocent
02:56Now, we ain't gonna miss Daisy's lunch now, are we?
02:59No way
03:00Don't nothing inspire a Duke to move like an empty belly
03:13That's farmer Silas Pugh
03:23When this day was over, old Enos was restacking crates for Silas to laugh to supper
03:47Austin, what do you think about that?
03:56I say we ain't only gonna be late for lunch
03:58We may even miss dinner
04:00Now, you wouldn't think that a car that could do what the general could do would get stuck
04:04And while Coy and Vance looked for a way to free up the general
04:08And Enos was looking for Coy and Vance
04:11Y'all better not run from me now
04:14Boss Hogg was looking into some very angry faces of bosses of the adjoining counties
04:20Like Boss Bowman of Choctaw County
04:22Boss Hopkins of Hachapi
04:24And Boss Sharky of Wairica County
04:26The rest of us are getting crowded, Hogg
04:29We need more room to operate
04:31Since that new state highway come in
04:33The hijacking in my county is off 32%
04:37I'd take his way off, too
04:39And mine
04:40I sure am sorry to hear that, gentlemen
04:42But just what exactly does all this have to do with me?
04:46That new state highway goes through your territory
04:49And bypasses ours
04:52Knocking us out of a big chunk of our action
04:55Oh, it does
04:56Oh, my, ain't that a shame?
04:58Being a hog, Hogg
05:00Just like with them vittles
05:01We want a new deal
05:03Oh, you do?
05:05We do
05:05You give us a piece of your Hazard County action
05:09And we'll all be even-steven again
05:12Yeah, when it'll be a cold day in July
05:15Before I give up a cud of my county
05:17You tell them, boss
05:19I'm telling them
05:20I'm telling them
05:21He's telling you
05:21He's telling you
05:22Anybody tries to muscle in on my territory
05:25Is gonna have to do it
05:27Over my dead body
05:31This meeting's a jerk
05:34Now, friends
05:35Boss just sashed some mighty big heavyweights
05:39And we ain't talking about what they did with a fork, either
05:42Boss, don't ever let me do that again
05:44Oh, boss
05:45Listen, I never thought I'd ever hear anybody tell those three toughs off
05:48Yeah, well
05:49I'm still shaking inside like a bowl of jelly
05:51Are you kidding?
05:53Here, let me help you
05:54Give them a stop shaking
05:55Would you get your hands off of me, please?
05:57Well, you shouldn't
05:58But I was good, wasn't I?
06:00Oh, you were great
06:02I should put them in there, please
06:04In their place
06:21Now, them three bosses were mighty put out
06:24But not exactly surprised at Boss Hogg's reaction
06:27Now, they'd planned a little meeting amongst themselves
06:30Just in case Boss did what he did
06:36We'll just take a shortcut through the old Hadley farm
06:38We'll be home in ten minutes
06:39Got it
06:46Man, it's a club
06:51That's a mighty fancy car to be trespassing on condemned land
06:55Got any idea who it belongs to?
06:57Nope
06:58Curious to find out
07:00I'm a duke, ain't I?
07:05Friends, if there's one thing a duke is, is curious
07:09Now, what these fellas are discussing right now is Boss Hogg's future
07:13Which they seem determined to shorten
07:15Now, we asked Hogg real nice to do right by us, didn't we?
07:20Right
07:20And he turned us down cold?
07:23Right
07:24Well, he's been running that county too long
07:28So we've got to figure out a way to arrange it to our benefit
07:34Well, if he ain't gonna listen to reason
07:37We got no choice but to take over hazard ourselves
07:40Well, Hogg will never stand still for that, Sharky
07:43Oh, boy
07:44Who is it?
07:45Why don't we let...
07:45It's Boss Sharky, Warriga County
07:47Hogg won't be around to stand still for it, Bowman
07:53Fact is, he won't be standing
07:56He'll be laying down six feet under
08:21Any idea who them boys are?
08:23They might be working for Hogg, tailing us
08:25Now, don't worry
08:26They won't live long enough to tell that they did
08:28Norton, Janko, get them
08:32They won't be Fußball
08:33They won't be staring at us
08:48What to be will they?
08:53They won't be able to do
08:54Their own way to coast
08:54They won't be able to cadet them
08:55They won't be able to get them
08:56To be a place
08:56They won't be able to get them
08:57They won't be able to kendall
09:07Poor old Silas.
09:09It was a bad day and hazard for stacking cranks.
09:12Poor Niles, get it off!
09:33It sure ain't business.
09:35I wonder what they want to do in Boss Hog.
09:38What about us?
09:41I can't die, I got a hot day tonight.
09:45Boss shoot to Shepard.
09:46Boss shoot to Shepard.
09:47Come in, Shepard.
09:48You got us a problem.
09:50This Shepard, wasn't that a gunshot?
09:52That's the problem, Uncle Jeffy.
09:55Well, Vance real quick filled in Jesse and Daisy
09:58about him and Coy overhearing the plot to kill Boss.
10:00And them for overhearing about it.
10:02Where are you?
10:03We're about two miles from Wilton Corner.
10:05Those turkeys chasing us are shooting up a storm.
10:07So you better call Roscoe.
10:08No, we ain't got time for that.
10:10We're on our way.
10:33Coming up on Wilton Corner.
10:39Uncle Jesse, can't she go any faster?
10:49There they are.
10:50Here's where we play bossy.
10:55Where'd that dump farmer come from?
11:03Are they getting mad?
11:05They're getting mad.
11:08Get around him.
11:09Ains, hope's too narrow.
11:11Run him off it.
11:18Hey, hang on there, Dr. David.
11:20Coy, stop.
11:21We're running Uncle Jesse and Daisy off the road.
11:29Dang.
11:32Now, I really hate it
11:33when they leave Jesse and Daisy in trouble.
11:46Got to take care of them for a while.
11:55Taught our uncle everything he knows.
11:58Let's take care of that.
11:59Let's get on into town.
12:00With them fellas left behind spinning their wheels,
12:02all the Dukes raced to Hazard to warn old boss.
12:05Now, ain't that a switch?
12:09Them boys was working for Hogg.
12:11And what we're doing here ain't no secret.
12:15So you better get rid of Hogg
12:17any way you can.
12:19And fast.
12:21Yes, sir.
12:35Now, being Saturday,
12:36the bank was closed.
12:37So they figured boss would be at home.
12:47Something tells me we should have come here.
12:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:52What are you Dukes doing here on my property?
12:54Now, just scared.
12:55Before I am, you're hauled in for trespassers.
12:57Boss, you got to listen.
12:58Your life's in danger.
12:59It's true.
13:00Coy and me heard Boss Sharky say something
13:01about putting you six feet under.
13:03Oh, Boss Sharky.
13:04Oh, well, now I get it.
13:06Boss Sharky has got you Dukes working for him
13:09so that he can try to scare me into giving in.
13:11Well, you can just forget about it.
13:13Gee, gee, gee, gee.
13:15Why don't you start using that head of yours
13:16for something besides a hat rack?
13:18Now, these boys are telling you the truth.
13:20They wouldn't lie about something
13:21as important as life and death, even yours.
13:23And they risked their own laws
13:24to come here and warn you, boss.
13:26You know, that's good.
13:28That's real good.
13:29It's a great little act.
13:31But like I say, it didn't work.
13:33Now, we just clear off
13:34because I got to get me some warming up
13:36for my job.
13:39Way old boss eats,
13:40he'll have to run to Miami
13:41to work off breakfast.
13:43One, two, one, two, three, two.
13:46Them guys we was chasing.
13:48And that old pickle.
13:49They must have warned Hogg.
13:51Get him.
14:00You're right.
14:02You're duke, you're right.
14:03Someone is trying to kill me.
14:04Save me.
14:05See, I told you.
14:06Save me.
14:07Save me.
14:08Help me.
14:08Don't get this.
14:14I'm stuck.
14:15I'm stuck.
14:15I'm stuck.
14:16I'm stuck.
14:20You better cut down them potatoes.
14:25Dead.
14:25You got it?
14:36Dead, bastard, you bastard.
15:02you call yourself a deputy ha you know what i call you dipstick that's right dipstick
15:08ever since cletus went on vacation you haven't written one eeny teeny little bitty speeding
15:13ticket in the last three days well sheriff everybody's been mighty good about a bad
15:17in the law later i don't want to hear that i want to hear speeding tickets i want to hear
15:19the clang
15:20of money in the cash oh what's that oh you know what that is that's the general league and it's
15:25heading this way right into a 25 speed ticket well sheriff how can you tell the speed just
15:30from the sound i can't tell because i am your superior officer that's why i can hear sounds
16:02like that and that you're the come on
16:04i saw roscoe and enos they took off like a big goody bird oh did you say roscoe and enos
16:10why where did they come from makes no never mind boss what counts is they finally showed up at the
16:15right
16:15time
16:32all right enos get out that ticket book and start writing two tickets two tickets that's it
16:39oh who's that one for for you you dipstick for scuffing my vehicle did you do it
16:47sheriff it ain't hurt much will you hush rocky road all right you two jokers i got you
16:54i got you for speeding and for scuffing two vehicles and for saving my life saving his
17:01oh boss yeah which is something you should have done well if you'd have been where you might have been
17:06which you wasn't i wouldn't dare and these here dukes were they were and while boss was bringing
17:11roscoe up to date on what happened boss jarky was getting filled in by his minions it's a cinch
17:17hog ain't gonna go back home and wait for you two to try it a second time he's gonna hold
17:21up
17:22somewhere find the orange car with the flag on top boys and it'll lead you the hawk coming out of
17:28there's no picnic dinner oh listen don't you worry your fat little bald head boss listen enos and
17:33i's gonna take you home we're gonna protect you yes sir rebob mr hogg you can count on us yeah
17:38counting on you two ends up to a big fat zero if you had a brain between you you know
17:43that my home
17:43was the first place that came looking for me in the first place boss is right he needs a hideout
17:48till he can make some kind of peace with those guys you need a hideout oh and i know the
17:52perfect
17:53place where's that your place the duke farm wrong again no way boss then you'll be asking uncle
17:58jesse and daisy to put their necks on the line see here vance duke you gotta take me with you
18:02you saved my life now it's your responsibility ain't that true that's right vance i started a
18:08pitch show one time besides uncle jesse would want you to help me because that's the way he brought
18:13you up didn't you sure know all the right words to say boss all right we'll take you back to
18:18the
18:18farm with us oh good good better tell daisy and uncle jesse what's going on yeah come on let's go
18:26boy reached uncle jesse and daisy over cooters where the pickup was getting first aid and he told
18:31them about taking boss back to the farm for safe keeping jesse told the boys that they were doing the
18:36right thing and before long all the duke was home with their new house guests boss hogg plus enos
18:44roscoe who were assigned his boss's personal bodyguard what are you doing over there when i'm over
18:52here we don't mean she said we were taking five steps in and you would take four you took four
18:57and
18:57i may put me again don't confuse me just just come here come here all i know is that with
19:03you in here
19:03and enos out there i need you to protect me and keep your bodies between me and any men that
19:10boss
19:10shark he decides to send over here to get me you got there i got that all right listen stay
19:14close
19:15don't you worry about it you're snug as a little fat bug in a rug meanwhile the dukes was outside
19:23having their own family council lee i see it what we got here between jd hogg and them other fellows
19:30is
19:30it's an old-fashioned range war a lot of innocent people in hazard caught in the middle could get hurt
19:35because of it that's been the dumbest part of any war baby well it was a way to get boss
19:40sharky
19:40and his men to call off this whole mess that won't happen unless boss gives them most of hazard county
19:44oh he ain't gonna do that there has to be a way for boss to win this one bad as
19:48he is he's an angel
19:50compared to them others funny i never thought we'd end up in boss's corner the only corner being coy
19:56somebody's license
19:58trouble was it wasn't only boss's life that was on the line it didn't take long for them
20:03fellas to track down where the general lee lived don't want to miss this time don't want to leave
20:09any witnesses behind neither what we got to do is get them all out of that house now you figure
20:15we'd do
20:15that oh why we smoke them out with this come on let's have some lunch oh lunch yeah come on
20:25come on jd you'll take your mind off yeah here we go stay close oh daisy all i want is
20:32a snack i'm too
20:33nervous state regular and nothing fancy now okay maybe a chicken or two yeah but itty bitty ones of
20:39course i'll make yourself at home baby yeah thank you jesse roscoe you stay close to me here listen
20:45boss uh you can just relax because sharky and his men can't get near you not with enos outside and
20:50me right
20:51next to you oh yeah sharky can get to anybody he wants i mean while we're talking he could be
20:55digging a tunnel right under this house to get me and if there's too much trouble he might just
21:00peer shoot a man down on me you sure are letting your mind get carried away with you boss next
21:05thing
21:06you'll be worried about food will be poisoned it could be it could be maybe you dukes are working for
21:14boy sharky after all yeah jd have you gone plum loco out of your mind yeah well it could be
21:20anyhow
21:20you know that well all right even if it ain't true boy sharky could have got to them chickens before
21:24you brought them in or something here roscoe here you taste it and see i ain't gonna eat that
21:29i ain't hungry now i said taste no i'm your superior no
21:38you feel queasy you gotta be ashamed of yourself for thinking such a thing about us i don't know what
21:43i
21:43was thinking but i'm sorry uh may i have a chicken bag now can't you get it through your mind
21:52that
21:53all we're trying to do here is save your life now we don't like your ways none but we'd sure
21:58rather
21:58have you in hazard county than that that that sharky fella well i understand jesse and believe me i'm
22:05grateful and all i gotta say is i need some more chicken me too no you don't you had your
22:11chance you
22:12should have eaten it when i thought it was poison oh well
22:14oh
22:15oh
22:16oh
22:16oh
22:17oh
22:43What's that?
22:45Look at there!
22:51Y'all a bad old boss tries to finish the chicken before he leaves?
23:17Oh, my God!
23:24You okay?
23:26Except there's tons of dipstick getting in my way.
23:28They're almost throwing my head off.
23:30And then, trying to drown me.
23:32Mr. Hogg, I wasn't listening to town.
23:34I just passed my junior life-saving course last month.
23:39Hey, those are the fellas that tried to run us down.
23:46All right, Enos. Come on.
23:49Come on.
23:52You ain't going to no place.
23:53You're going to stay right here.
23:55I mean, you got to protect me.
23:56Boss Sarky may have other men around here.
23:58Well, Mr. Hogg, them fellas of Duke boys are chasing their guns.
24:01Yeah, they're liable to shoot somebody.
24:03Well, yeah, maybe me.
24:04Oh, never mind them Duke boys.
24:06I'm the one who pays you, ain't I?
24:08Well, then I say you stay right here, and you guard me with your bodies.
24:12Come on, into the house.
24:13Into the house.
24:15Lady, Lady.
24:17Them boys saved your life.
24:19Doesn't that mean anything to you?
24:20Well, of course it does.
24:21I don't want no one hurt today, including me first in that order.
24:26Boss, you got to be the most selfish man in the whole world.
24:29Well, sticks and stones can break my bones, but names...
24:33Uncle Jesse, we got to do something.
24:35Daisy, Daisy.
24:35Let's just get on the CB and tell the boys that the rats has done left the ship.
24:40All right.
24:41Well, listen, boss.
24:42Those guys are going to break more than your bones if you don't get in that house.
24:45Come on.
24:45Yes, we got to...
24:46Wait on me.
24:47I'm your superior officer.
24:49Will you get in here?
25:00Hey, Uncle Jesse, what happened to Roscoe and Enos?
25:06Well, they're still here.
25:08And it looks like they're going to stay here.
25:09If they start shooting at you up there, you're up in the creek without a paddle.
25:14What do you mean, him?
25:15Because he'll often turn the general around.
25:17There's got to be a better way to save boss than us taking their target practice.
25:20Well, how's that?
25:20Hang on one-eight.
25:21He'll stop.
25:28Let him go.
25:30The Spunkies is probably right behind us, and I don't want to mess with him.
25:34Dang!
25:35You ain't right again, fellas.
25:36You're a famous beast.
25:38Nah.
25:38Let's head back to the farm.
25:51I suppose J.D. just going to stay in there for it.
25:54I don't know how.
25:56Okay, you guys.
25:57What's a big idea leaving Vance and me alone to catch them dudes?
25:59They could have killed us, thanks to you two.
26:01Hey, it wasn't our fault.
26:02We wanted to help you, but...
26:03Boys, J.D. made them stay here.
26:06Boys, it's Roscoe.
26:07Come on out now.
26:08It's just the Duke boys that come in.
26:10The Duke boys?
26:11Mm-hmm.
26:12Don't tell me you let Sharky's men get away.
26:14You're dang right they got away.
26:16I told you not to tell me!
26:17No.
26:18What am I gonna do now?
26:20They won't stop until they kill me!
26:22Boss, I think I got us a way to get Boss Sharky and his friends off your back for good.
26:26How?
26:27All you gotta do is get proof of their illegal activities.
26:30Proof?
26:31And then take it up to the state police in Capital City.
26:33State police!
26:35Then they'll arrest Boss Sharky and his friends, and you?
26:37You'll live to be a hundred.
26:39Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh!
26:40Boss Sharky and his friends will turn state's evidence and squeal on me.
26:44Not that I have anything to hide, but they could make up things.
26:48Yeah, yeah.
26:48You see, don't worry about proof, cause we already got that hit anyway.
26:52Roscoe.
26:52Well, I mean, if we had anything to hide.
26:54Boss, if you don't do something, they're gonna kill you for sure.
26:57All right.
26:57How are we gonna get all this proof you're talking about?
26:59Vance's idea for Boss to get the goods on all the other Bosses was slicker and lard on the doorknob.
27:05Oh!
27:06Oh, that's a wonderful idea!
27:08Oh!
27:09Listen, you do this right for me, boys, and I'll tell you what I'll do.
27:12I'll drop your next three tickets for moving violation.
27:15Uh-uh.
27:16No use looking at us, boss.
27:17It's something you folks gonna have to work out on your own.
27:19That's right.
27:20Oh, wait a minute!
27:21You boys have to help me on this!
27:23I mean, Roscoe, Enos here, well, they don't know about technical things.
27:27Jesse, Jesse, please, make your boys do this thing for me.
27:30Like you were saying before, you sure don't want Boss Sharky taking over Hazard, do you?
27:35Well, uh, JD's got a point there, boys.
27:38Yeah, I guess we've all decided Boss Sharky's a lot worse than our little Boss Hog.
27:42Thank you for them kind words, Daisy.
27:44I think they was kind.
27:46All right, boys!
27:47What do you say?
27:48You gonna help me save Hazard?
27:52Okay, you got it, boss.
27:54Well, you better pick up that phone and call Sharky.
27:56Yeah, that's what I'll do.
28:00Oh, Mabel!
28:03So, Boss put in a call from the Duke Farm to Boss Sharky of Wairika.
28:07Your senses, Hog.
28:08Us bosses should stick together.
28:11I'm profoundly sorry that I was so abrupt with all you good old boys a little while ago.
28:15I hope that you'd still be willing to discuss our differences, uh, say over at my house, uh, in about
28:22an hour.
28:23You got it, Hog.
28:24I'll pick up the others and see you in about an hour.
28:27All right.
28:28Bye.
28:29You're good.
28:30Woo!
28:30He's coming.
28:31You're good.
28:32Cut across to Hazard County and see be the others.
28:36We gonna pick us up a scared hog and a couple of dukes.
28:47Meanwhile, for Vance's plan to work, it meant a quick stop at Otis Plunkett's TV store.
28:52Where they rented what they needed and put it on Boss's bill.
28:55After all, it was his hide that they were trying to save.
28:59Now, I ain't got any idea of what they got in mind.
29:02Their hide's gonna work.
29:03If it does.
29:05Which it might not, considering the conditions what prevails.
29:09So, all the dukes was ready according to Vance's backup plan.
29:12Which I don't know nothin' about either.
29:14Shepherd, this here's lost sheep.
29:15You in position?
29:16I'm here on Clear Creek Road, waitin' if you need me.
29:19How about you, Daisy?
29:20Right here on Mill Road, waitin' your pleasure at the Wind Cousins.
29:22We're here's hopin' we don't need either of you.
29:25You sure are glad you came to your senses, Hog.
29:29This way, we can all share in the wealth and nobody'll get hurt.
29:33You agree?
29:34Yeah, yeah, I sure do.
29:36Especially with that part about nobody gettin' hurt.
29:39Namely you.
29:40Namely me.
29:41And say now, gentlemen, in honor of this friendly little armistice,
29:46I'd like to drink a friendly little toast with all my friends, friendly-like,
29:51using some of my finest shine.
29:54If you'll excuse me, I gotta go out back to get it.
30:05Did you see him move?
30:08So that's the plan.
30:10Vance is gonna try to videotape the meeting.
30:12Hopin' Boss Sharky will say somethin' self-incriminate.
30:15I just hope this does somethin' incriminate.
30:17We're all ears.
30:21I can't hear through that thing yet.
30:23Get closer.
30:25Did they say anything yet?
30:26Did they?
30:26Did they?
30:28You hush.
30:29I trust you.
30:31You're not supposed to say anything.
30:32They'll hear you in there.
30:36They sure scared the pants off Hogg.
30:38That was easier than I expected.
30:41While Hogg is out, let's get it straight how we're gonna divvy up Hazard County.
30:47Like we decided, I'm gonna take over the hijackin' operations on the state highway.
30:54I'm movin' in my stolen car operation.
30:56I'll be settin' up my moonshite operation.
30:58Now wait a minute.
31:00You hush.
31:01They're hangin' themselves in there.
31:03And we're gettin' it all.
31:05Do it.
31:05Do it, Goody.
31:06We're agreed.
31:08All that's left now is for us to get rid of Hogg and them Duke boys permanently.
31:15Where's Hogg?
31:17He must be cookin' that giant order.
31:22Boss, get back in there fast.
31:24If you don't get back, there's gonna be trouble.
31:27You're right about that, Seamus.
31:28Big trouble.
31:29Ooh-hoo!
31:31Ooh-hoo!
31:32Come on in and join the meeting.
31:34Oh, you darling.
31:35Meet me, too.
31:35Move!
31:36I'm movin', I'm movin'.
31:37Yeah, sure.
31:38Whatever you say.
31:40All right.
31:41Let's go in.
31:41That's a pearl handle there.
31:43Oh, hello there.
31:45Yeah.
31:47Looks like they picked up everything that was said in this room, boss.
31:49What?
31:50Fellas oughta be ashamed of yourselves.
31:52That's right.
31:52You're all the leaders of your communities.
31:54You've got a responsibility.
31:55Oh, shut up.
31:56Give me that tape.
31:59What were you and your flunkies planning on doin' with this Hogg?
32:03I just wanted a personal memento of the occasion.
32:08Lemme guess.
32:09Probably you was gonna take it down to the state police in Capital City.
32:13Right.
32:14He guessed it right off the bat.
32:15Good, dude.
32:16Rusco, would you zip-lump?
32:17No matter.
32:18As long as we got you all here together, we can take care of you all here together.
32:23Give me that sheriff's gun.
32:27I got it.
32:28Freeze it right there.
32:30I'll take this.
32:30Freeze it.
32:31Come on, boss.
32:32Let's go.
32:32Yeah, let's go.
32:34Hey, hold it right there.
32:36You're just messing with Rusco.
32:37Ooh-hoo!
32:39Don't you threaten me.
32:40Get up.
32:41Get over there.
32:42Where's it in the leaf?
32:43Over in Hazard Square, boss.
32:44Hazard Square?
32:45It's our clumpet ball.
32:46Get up!
32:51Get up!
32:51Get up!
32:52Go on, get in the house!
32:53He'll go out of school!
32:54Yes, sir!
32:55Yes, sir!
33:10Yes.
33:10Yes, sir!
33:11Yes, sir!
33:13Yes!
33:13Yes!
33:13What are you doing in here?
33:14Give me your cups.
33:16We're going to cup these.
33:17Oh, I love it.
33:18Please work my life.
33:19All right.
33:19Just watch it.
33:20Cover!
33:21Here, here.
33:21Yes, sir!
33:22Yes, sir!
33:23Yes!
33:25Yes!
33:27Yes!
33:28Yes!
33:30Yes!
33:31Yes!
33:32Yes!
33:33Yes!
33:36Yes!
33:36I'm sorry, Sheriff. Shut up, all of you.
33:39Lock them in that closet.
33:41Bless you.
33:43You know who you're pushing around here.
33:46I'm Russian Scopey.
33:47Can you get it?
33:53It's dark in here.
33:55Where are you going?
33:57Oh!
33:58Enos!
33:59Oh!
34:01Enos!
34:01Get that go of me.
34:04All right, Dallas.
34:05I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
34:06Hold your stomach in.
34:08We gotta get Hogg and them Duke boys and that videotape.
34:11There's an extra $10,000 apiece for each of you if we do it.
34:15$10,000?
34:16You can consider it done.
34:18Let's go. There's only one road they can take to Capital City.
34:22There you go.
34:37All right.
34:38Help, help.
34:39Help.
34:43Help.
34:44Help.
34:56There they go.
34:57Cut cross country.
34:58We'll nail them about a mile up.
35:05Relax, boss.
35:07Costco and the boys got them guys locked up for good.
35:09Well, I hope so.
35:10They sure ain't behind us.
35:14That's because they're right in front of us.
35:16Huh?
35:16What?
35:17Holy Hannah, they got away.
35:20I sure hope they don't both turn in the same direction.
35:23Yeah.
35:37Wooo!
35:42Woo.
35:55it ain't easy they got a real souped-up engine and the general ain't used to carrying this extra
36:00load boss would you just stop referring to my stomach when my life's in danger
36:07ain't we done this before y'all remember jesse and daisy were the reserves as part of vance's
36:15backup plan jesse daisy we're on 22 off capital city road with trouble on our tail what kind of
36:21trouble never mind i just heard it i'm on my way me too we're on our way honey
36:44oh
36:51he'll have trouble replacing them with somebody that simple
36:56as for enos and roscoe there was nothing wrong with them that a little old closet key wouldn't fix
37:03help help
37:10enos if the government ever saw you like this they declare you a dumb guided missile
37:15you need to collect some weapons and then we'll collect some criminals
37:18no i love it police work my life if you say bless you
37:21smart kid he ain't giving us a decent shot yet give me that cb
37:34now boys you read me
37:36loud and clear
37:37uh we don't want to kill nobody all we want is that videotape are you just tossing out your
37:43window and we'll be on our way no no no they're lying they're lying i tell you they're lying
37:48they'll kill me anyway don't do it boys don't do it sorry but this here tape's going straight
37:53to the state police in capital city don't make the book on it
37:57stop getting them mad meanwhile roscoe and enos
38:01the hazard's finest was getting themselves back into the thick of things
38:04rush here rush cold big cold drink calling his little fat buddy uh
38:08boss you got your ears on
38:09well talk to him talk to him find out how enos is
38:13roscoe this here's vance too
38:14boss hogs with us how's enos
38:16just fine vance thank you
38:18that's great but we ain't
38:20we need all the help we can get
38:21coming out miss roscoe so we need some of your help down
38:24we need some of your help
38:25vance told roscoe and enos about boss sharky's boy shooting at
38:28enos and roscoe took the first shortcut to catch up
38:36y'all remember silas in his crates
38:38well silas took a job this morning carrying pipe
38:41better go back to the crate silas
38:44meanwhile the dukes was playing keep away with the tape
38:46here's uncle jesse
38:49take it easy caught can't afford to miss the connection
38:56uncle jesse we're coming at you
39:01just hand the tape off to the old man
39:03turn around after
39:22that's right you just come along with your old uncle jesse
39:39this time the girl's got it
39:41turn around
39:43vance's plan was to take the tape to the justice department in capital city
39:47and daisy was the last link in the relay to get it there
39:51the other one
39:52the other one
39:59and the other one
40:03pull
40:03the other one
40:04the other one
40:06up
40:06I don't know.
40:45I don't know.
41:06Run, Daisy, run.
41:07I love that little girl.
41:13Take it easy-deasy.
41:15Not if I can help you.
41:29Now, friends, that's Sloosh.
41:32Boss Sharky and his gang had some vigorous explaining to do to the authorities.
41:37All right, here, take them away.
41:39Well, J.D., don't say we never did.
41:40I want to thank you very much.
41:42Thank you for everything.
41:42Boss Hogg knew that he had the Dukes to think for saving Hazard
41:45from a fate worse than even him.
41:48Hold it right there, right there.
41:49Just one peep-picking minute there.
41:51Let's go be cold, Jane.
41:53There you go.
41:53Good.
41:54Oh, I love it.
41:55I love it there.
41:55Happy birthday to you.
41:57What's this for?
41:58All right, we...
41:59That's right there.
41:59See that?
42:00See that?
42:00That's a violation number 673.
42:02Good.
42:03All right.
42:05Oh.
42:06Oh, and that promise that Boss made to Duke boys
42:09about being entitled to three-ticket violations for saving his hide.
42:13Well, if you think they got two more coming, well, you're wrong.
42:16Boss never was one to keep a promise,
42:18which brought everything in Hazard back to how it's always been.
42:24Litter.
42:25Litter.
42:26And to celebrate his good fortune,
42:28Boss's celebrity roadblock had nailed...
42:31Bell...
42:31T-T-T-T-Tellis.
42:33Jimmy!
42:35Go, go, go.
42:38Yee-haw!
42:41Yee-haw!
42:41Yee-haw!
42:44Yee-haw!
42:45All right!
42:47Woo!
42:48Huh?
42:52Yee-haw!
42:54Yee-haw!
42:55Yee-haw!
42:56Yee-haw!
42:59Well, you all seem a little blue-eyed salmon.
43:01She lives away down on Shinbon Valley.
43:03The number on the gate and the number on the door
43:05The next time it's over is the grocery store
43:08Stay on the line, stay a little longer
43:10Dance on the line, dance a little longer
43:12Pull out your coat, throw it in the corner
43:14Don't see why you don't stay a little longer
43:16Oh my God!
43:23Oh my God!
43:26Oh my God!
43:32We're sitting in the window, talking to my love
43:35A snort bucket fell from the window up above
43:37The mule and the grass are eating ice cream
43:39The mule got soup and we laid him on the beam
43:41Stay on the line, stay a little longer
43:43Dance on the line, dance a little longer
43:46Pull out your coat, throw it in the corner
43:48Don't see why you don't stay a little longer
44:06Well you can't move home if you're going by the mill
44:09The bridge washed out at the bottom of the hill
44:11With the creeks up and the little creeks laying
44:13Clown by corn with a double shovel
44:15Stay on the line, stay a little longer
44:17Dance on the line, dance a little longer
44:19Pull out your coat, throw it in the corner
44:21Don't see why you don't stay a little longer
44:40Stay on the line, stay a little longer
44:42Dance on the line, stay a little longer
44:44Dance on the line, dance a little longer
44:44Pull out your coat, throw it in the corner
44:46Don't see why you don't stay a little longer
45:15Oh, I loved it, I loved it, I loved it
45:18I loved it
45:18I loved it
45:19I love to give you a bit of it.
45:21I loved it so much,
45:22I'm gonna tear up your speeding ticket.
45:26Mr. Hogg.
45:27Yeah?
45:28You're all, what, what, what, what?
45:30Hard.
45:31Wally.
45:33Littering, littering, littering, J.D.
45:35I'm sorry, Mr. Hogg, but long's long.
45:40What's good for the goose is good for the game.
45:42It hasn't counted.
45:58guitar solo
46:19guitar solo
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