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00:01On the Dukes.
00:04In Hazard County, the cars come fast.
00:09Here's where we lose him.
00:11That was a horrendous crash.
00:13In Hazard's haunted house, the screams come faster.
00:23It's right there.
00:27Don't get hung up. Come back, you hear?
00:30Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:49Straight in the curves.
00:52Flat in the hills.
00:56Someday in the mountain I'd get them, but the law never will.
00:59Making their way the only way they know how.
01:06That's just a little bit more than the normal life.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:16Wouldn't change if they could.
01:18Fightin' the system like a two modern day Robin Hood.
01:24The new modern day Robin Hood.
01:26Yee-haw!
01:27It was one of them unusually peaceable Sundays in Hazard County.
01:41So unusual the Duke boys hadn't even got into trouble.
01:44Yet.
01:45Breaker, Breaker.
01:46Ball lived to you copy?
01:47This is your kissy cousin calling.
01:49Wall to wall ten feet tall.
01:50Cousin, where you at?
01:51I'm at the boar's nest and I'm closing early so I need a ride, fellas.
01:54Say no more.
01:55We're on our way.
01:56Down and gone.
01:57Hang on.
01:58Hang on.
01:59Hey.
02:00How you doin'?
02:01Pretty good.
02:02What's the problem with Dixie?
02:03I had to take her in the cooners.
02:04I need a little body work.
02:29You could have fooled me.
02:30I thought I was the one with all the bad jokes.
02:32You are, you are.
02:44Now, things are different in Hazard, all right.
02:47But even plumbers don't start to work by hiding in the bushes.
03:02Uh-huh. See?
03:24Now, Billy Joe, there ain't no reason at this stage of the game for you to start getting the yips.
03:29Sorry, Pa.
03:30Now, what do I always keep telling you to think about whilst we're doing our job?
03:35So I got to say it.
03:37Can't I just think it?
03:38Well, if it's worth remembering, it's worth saying.
03:41Say it!
03:42A good thief is a calm thief.
03:45Now, you keep thinking that.
03:46You calmly pick up that silver.
03:50And the next morning, when old boss hog opened up and saw he'd been robbed,
03:54well, he took it like a man.
03:56Ah!
03:56Oh, what?
04:00Boss, what?
04:01Oh, God.
04:02God, everything's gone.
04:03I've been cleaned out.
04:04Who?
04:04Oh, my silver.
04:05Who?
04:06Lookie, lookie, lookie, lookie.
04:07It's all gone.
04:09My sterling silver, pickled pig's feet, eating contest, first prize trophy.
04:13That's gone.
04:13It's gone.
04:14And lookie there, my sterling silver, junior chamber of commerce businessman of the year,
04:19giblet gravy ladle.
04:21It's gone.
04:22And there, my sterling silver, interdenominational statewide honorary public humanitarian pudspool
04:30with his six little cups.
04:32They're all gone to you.
04:34You know something, boss?
04:36There is no sign of forced entry here.
04:39Now, that may mean that it's an inside job.
04:42Inside job?
04:43You mean somebody's wheedled their way into my confidence by pertaining to be honest, trustworthy,
04:48and loyal?
04:49And now they've dropped the mask and dumped me dirt?
04:51Well, that's a possibility.
04:53Oh, oh, oh.
04:53Oh, I don't know.
04:55Yeah, well, now, see, here is, see, Daisy Duke was the last one to check out of here yesterday.
05:00I happen to know her vehicles down at Cooter's Garage.
05:04Now, Bo and Luke Duke, they probably came by here and picked her up.
05:08And all my silver with her.
05:10Oh, yes, that's it.
05:11I should have known it.
05:12The Duke gang.
05:13The gang.
05:14They're the silver grabbers.
05:15Yeah, they're the grabbers.
05:16Well, let's go get them.
05:17Let's get them.
05:17Okay, I'm going up, I'm going up.
05:19Now, most small towns have got a haunted house, and Hazard ain't no exception.
05:23Ever since old Hezekiah Pringle passed on under mysterious circumstances years ago, folks
05:28don't go near there.
05:30Well, them plumbers are melting down all the boss's silver into little silver bars.
05:34However, they're also melting down the evidence to prove Bo and Luke are innocent.
05:38So the things are back to normal.
05:40Bo and Luke are in trouble, which seems natural somehow.
05:44How'd you ever come across this here, Pop?
05:46Well, I found out about this goofy place when I was in the slammer.
05:50This old buzzard of a moonshiner was my cellmate.
05:53He from Hazard?
05:55Was.
05:57Kept telling me about this place for two years.
06:01He set it up this way.
06:04Says it's scared of neighbors.
06:06Bossy made shine.
06:07He set it up this way.
06:37My silver, that's what silver.
06:39From the bonus list.
06:40You thieves have pulled one job too many.
06:42Now, give me that.
06:43Oh, you don't.
06:44Oh.
06:45Now, look what you've done.
06:47Boss, that ain't silverware.
06:48The only wearer there is underwear.
06:50Coo-coo.
06:51Now, it's because them thieves are already hidden their loot.
06:54Oh.
06:54Search the place.
06:55Now, just a minute.
06:56You ain't putting one little fat toe inside of my place without a search warrant.
07:01Now, you're looking at me right here to make sure of that, Pop.
07:03Now, J.D., you're barking up the wrong tree.
07:06My boys wouldn't take your silver or anybody else's.
07:09Now, you get out of here before I boot you out.
07:12Now, get.
07:13Go on.
07:14Get off.
07:14That hurt you.
07:17Yes, get.
07:18And, Daisy Duke, don't bother showing up for work tomorrow.
07:22Connor, you're fired.
07:24Now, get.
07:26He makes me so mad I could bite a hole in the bottom of a milk bucket.
07:30Well, what happened, Uncle Jesse?
07:31Don't ask them.
07:33What happened?
07:34J.D. is raving at something about us stealing his silverware.
07:37Which means he's talking grand larceny.
07:39The only way to find a way out of this one is to find out who really done it.
07:42Yeah, let's get into town and shake some trees, y'all.
07:44You might as well make me a cooter since I gotta look for a new job.
07:47Stop it.
07:59I want you to unglaze your eyes if you can.
08:02And keep them on that touquet.
08:04What for?
08:05To find out where they hid my silver.
08:08Hear me?
08:09That's a good idea.
08:10Yeah, we'll just, that's a big affirmative on that.
08:15Hey, y'all, how you doing?
08:17Never doing all right, cooter.
08:18Problem.
08:19Call over.
08:20And so, with Roscoe keeping tabs on them, the young Dukes hurried to Cooter's garage.
08:26Intelligence Central for all of Hazard County.
08:28Cooter, have you seen a car wandering around, you know, something you ain't never seen before?
08:31No, just this here one would have gummed up carburetor, but I tell you right now, little
08:35lady driving this here one, she ain't no silver thief.
08:38Hey, my car ready yet, cooter?
08:39No, I had to wait on a part, Mary Lou.
08:42Mary Lou?
08:42The Harris A.
08:44Oh, my goodness.
08:47Golly, you sure have changed since sixth grade.
08:49Yeah, there's a lot more of you now.
08:51Oh, Bob.
08:52Hey, y'all, Mary Lou's thinking about moving into the old Pringle place.
08:56Your Uncle Zeke's place?
08:57That's been deserted for years.
08:58I wish y'all could talk her out of it.
09:00I was telling her, you know, a lot of people around here think that place is haunted.
09:02Oh, shoot, that's just a silly rumor.
09:04But Uncle Ezke left it to me, and I'm here to try to sell it.
09:08You know all that is, if I can ever get out there and take a look at it.
09:10Well, look no further, Mary Lou.
09:12I will take you there myself.
09:13Just hop in my chariot.
09:15Looks like Roscoe ain't gonna let us be until we clear ourselves.
09:18Excuse us, y'all.
09:19We got a sheriff to show.
09:20Right.
09:22There they go, huh?
09:30Okay.
09:32We got them this time.
09:33This surveillance pays off, doesn't it, Flash?
09:37I tell you, this police work can be fun.
09:40I tell you, I love it.
09:42What kind of trouble are Bo and Luke in, anyway?
09:44Don't ask.
09:45Yes, ma'am.
09:45It just depends on what day of the week it is.
09:48Well, Daisy, you're all set.
09:51Well, that's great, Cooter.
09:52Listen, I'll drive you out to your place myself.
09:54We can catch up.
09:55Well, thanks.
09:55Thanks, Cooter.
09:56Sure, thanks.
09:57Hey, y'all.
10:01Don't get your toothbrush.
10:03That's right.
10:04Okay.
10:05See you, Cooter.
10:06Bye-bye, Daisy.
10:07See you, Mary Lou.
10:10Hey, attention, Flash.
10:12This is what we call in the police force hot pursuit.
10:16I can't know.
10:16I love this.
10:18Now, see them gumballs will get their attention.
10:21Good news.
10:21Well, Luke, I don't mind being chased by Ross, but why don't you just give me a little
10:37bit of a hint as to where we're going to go once we lose it.
10:39It's out of the Bores, man.
10:41Whoever ripped off Boston Silver might have left an unexpected call.
10:45Better as well cut across on Jibbertop Road.
10:47It's as good place as any of these homes.
10:50Bye-bye, Roscoe.
10:55Now, Flash.
10:56Now, get down.
10:57Get down.
10:57And buckle up for safety.
10:58Well, it don't look any better than the last time we've seen it.
11:12And friends and neighbors, it's daylight out.
11:15And still spooky.
11:17It's a lot stranger than I remembered it.
11:22Well, you care to come in with me?
11:23No, but I will.
11:26Here, Mary Lou, let me help you out.
11:27Here, Mary Lou.
11:41Oh, boy.
11:44This house gives me the creeps.
11:47Oh, this place is going to take a lot of fixing and cleaning before I can sell it.
11:51Oops.
11:52I'm beginning to believe in all those ghost stories about this house.
11:54It's magic.
11:57Here, let's go take a look around.
12:08Daisy, will you look at this?
12:10Seems kind of spooky to me.
12:11Oh, it just was the wind.
12:18Mary Lou, are you sure you want to stay here?
12:20Oh, look, Daisy, I think we're both getting a little carried away.
12:23The house is fine and I'm fine.
12:25I'm sure you've got better things to do than stay here with me.
12:27Well, I do have to find myself a job.
12:29And you don't mind being here by yourself all alone?
12:32Isn't there anything you need?
12:33No, Daisy, I'm fine, really.
12:35Thanks for driving me out.
12:36Oh, it's my pleasure, Mary Lou.
12:38Listen, I'll see you later.
12:39Take care.
12:42Bye.
12:42Okay, bye.
12:43Bye.
12:43Bye.
12:44Bye.
12:45Bye.
12:46Bye.
12:47Bye.
12:48Bye.
12:49Bye.
12:50Bye.
12:51Bye.
12:52Bye.
12:54Bye.
12:54Bye.
12:55Bye.
12:56Bye.
12:57Bye.
12:58Bye.
12:59Bye.
13:00Bye.
13:01Bye.
13:02Bye.
13:03Bye.
13:04Bye.
13:05Bye.
13:06Bye.
13:07Bye.
13:08Bye.
13:09Bye.
13:10Bye.
13:11Bye.
13:12Maybe Daisy was right about this place.
13:42I bet they do hide and watch.
14:12That was a horrendous crash.
14:28Looks like he's got himself a brand new convertible, huh?
14:32He's a lucky man.
14:34Flesh, you can come up now.
14:37The worst part's over.
14:38It's not only a lonely life, it's downright hazardous.
14:43Bye-bye, Roscoe.
14:47While the boys headed back to the boar's nest
14:50to do some investigating on boss and Mrs. Silver,
14:52Daisy was having second thoughts
14:54about leaving Mary Lou alone back there.
14:56So would I.
14:57She'll hold for a while, Billy Joe.
15:27Come on.
15:29Come on.
15:31Come on.
15:31Come on.
15:47That gal up, I don't scare you, Jim.
15:49I still got J.P. bought it and what's left in boss Paul's house to get yet.
15:53You know, Paul, this silver stuff here are small potatoes.
15:56If you ask me, we ought to be spending our time knocking over that bank over there.
16:00Now, you just wait a minute.
16:02You've got to crawl before you can walk, son.
16:05And this silver will help bankroll our big job the right way.
16:10Right.
16:10But if she gets in our way or slows us down any, we're going to take care of her.
16:16Okay.
16:17If she does either, you can handle it.
16:22Back at the boar's nest, boss was cheating himself at Solitaire.
16:25Because nobody else was playing.
16:29And old boy and Luke was snooping about outside looking for clues.
16:37Figure they went in the back.
16:38Yeah, don't you?
16:39Yeah.
16:41Hey, look at this, Luke.
16:42Look at all these tire tracks.
16:43It's about a 10-inch tread.
16:45Looks like that'd be either a small pickup or a van.
16:47Well, looks at things, looks like a pretty new tire, too.
16:49Would you look at this?
16:52You know, I bet them crooks dropped this and they let out of here.
16:54They weren't none too careful.
16:59All right!
17:00There, I got you!
17:01All right!
17:02I'm not getting that job.
17:03Just hold it right there, because I got you.
17:06Assume the usual positions, you two, and I'm serious about it.
17:10All right, you two, put your hands on the floor, Dad.
17:12Roscoe, watch it as low as speed.
17:13All right, now, just...
17:15Boe, that's not the usual.
17:16Get that good.
17:18I don't care.
17:19Get it up there.
17:21What's this?
17:22By golly, you are the silver grabbers.
17:24Get...
17:25Oh, oh, oh, boss!
17:26Hey, come here.
17:27I found the silver.
17:28Roscoe, we just came down here to...
17:29Hi!
17:30Boss!
17:30Boss!
17:30Come out!
17:31Come here.
17:32Say, what's all this screaming or screeching out here?
17:34I caught him with it.
17:35I caught him with the silver.
17:36Your silver.
17:37Oh, you did?
17:39Nice work, Roscoe.
17:40Oh, I appreciate it.
17:41Where is it?
17:42What?
17:43All my silver.
17:44Oh, here.
17:45Here it is.
17:45Here it is.
17:46Good.
17:47One piece.
17:49Where's the rest of my silver, you bandits?
17:51My debating truthy.
17:52My punch pool.
17:53Oh, my doodays and geegawks.
17:55Boss, listen.
17:55I can explain.
17:56Oh, explain nothing.
17:57I want it back.
17:59Roscoe, you think I'll lock them up and sweat it out of them?
18:02Yeah, I'm going to sweat it out of you.
18:04Good.
18:04Well, hold us down.
18:05Yeah, all right.
18:06I cut them.
18:07Oh, oh, oh.
18:07Oh, them.
18:08Oh, my heart.
18:09There's a silver right there.
18:10All right.
18:11Put your cabbage clark out here.
18:12Yeah, it looks good.
18:13Get him.
18:13Oh, get him.
18:14Come on.
18:15Oh.
18:15Oh, get him.
18:16Freeze.
18:17Freeze.
18:17Freeze.
18:18Get him.
18:18I'm stuck.
18:19Oh, my God.
18:20Oh, my God.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22I see you.
18:23You're good.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:26Oh, my God.
18:26Oh, my God.
18:27Oh, my God.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29Oh, my God.
18:29Oh, my God.
18:30Oh, my God.
19:00Superior Officer, what's the old Big Coltrane calling you?
19:04Listen, I'm in hot pursuit of those Duke boys.
19:06I'm east going on Highway 9.
19:09I want you to set up a boot block.
19:11Is that a copy?
19:11Come on.
19:20That's a big tin for, Sheriff.
19:21One road block all set up.
19:23That's great, Cleetis.
19:25We're going to make a meat sandwich out of it.
19:30everything.
19:31There.
19:31I want you to do it.
19:50Move that beer.
19:54Where did you gdzie?
19:55Oh!
19:59Ah!
20:05Buzzsaw, Sheriff.
20:06Feels like we done lost the meat in our sandwich.
20:10What happened to the rest of your car?
20:12Cleeters. What?
20:14Let me see your driver's license.
20:22Talk about trying to find a needle in a haystack.
20:25All we gotta do is find ourselves a van or a small pickup truck
20:28with new 10-inch tires, right?
20:29And he's probably hightailed it out of town by now anyway.
20:32Maybe, maybe not.
20:33You know, if it's me, I think I'd stash it to some place
20:36till things cool down.
20:38The only problem is where.
20:55Look like brand-new tires, about a 10-inch tread.
20:58Yeah, it might be a van or maybe even a pickup truck.
21:01I ain't seen it, y'all. Sorry.
21:02Bo, Luke, get your ears on out there.
21:04I got you, Daisy. Go ahead.
21:05Mary Lou's inside screaming her head off in this house.
21:06I'm on my way in there, so you hurry up, honey.
21:07Now, Daisy, wait.
21:08Let's go.
21:09Turn rubber, y'all.
21:10Holler if you need.
21:11Oh!
21:14Stop it, you know!
21:15Now!
21:20Tommy!
21:21Yeah!
21:22I'm not interested in that!
21:23What's going on here?
21:24You're not interested in that?
21:25It might be a van or maybe a pickup truck.
21:26Go!
21:27Get your ears on out there.
21:28You're not interested in that.
21:29I'm going to wait.
21:30Move your hands.
21:31I'm going to wait.
21:32Let's go.
21:33I'm going to wait.
21:34I'm going to wait for a minute.
21:35We'll be right out of time.
21:36All right.
21:37No!
21:40Stop it!
21:41Mary Lou!
21:42You gotta help me with the scarf!
21:59No!
22:00No, please!
22:01Stop it!
22:02Mary Lou!
22:03Mary Lou!
22:04Oh, Daisy!
22:05Daisy!
22:06Daisy, help me!
22:07Come on, we gotta get out of here.
22:11Ah!
22:12Sounds like the whole roof's fixing to drop.
22:15Well, at least it ain't raining.
22:38Luke!
22:39Oh, am I glad to see you, fellas.
22:41What happened?
22:42Well, that chandelier found just missed us.
22:44That chair's been chasing me, the pain's been bleeding, organs been playing, and wolves have been howling.
22:49I told you.
22:50We should've done it my way.
22:52Instead of scaring people out of there, we're getting more of an in.
22:57Mary Lou, I just knew it wasn't a good idea for you to stay here alone.
23:01Oh, I'm just thankful you decided to come back for me, Daisy.
23:09Look, I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I'm gonna get the heck out of here.
23:12Well, you don't mean it, this place is really haunted, do you, Luke?
23:14Well, you better believe it, because...
23:15But, but, Luke, I came here to sell this place.
23:17Look, nobody's gonna come near here, much less buy it.
23:20So you better come out and stay at the farm with us.
23:22Don't say anything more, just say okay.
23:24Okay.
23:25Well, come on!
23:26Let's go.
23:27Let's go.
23:47Let's go, son.
23:48We still got lots of silver sitting around waiting for us.
23:52Oh, hey, boss.
23:53Oh, oh, boss.
23:54Listen.
23:55The silver grabbers done struck Judge Peabody's house.
23:57Who?
23:58They took everything, including his silver gavel.
24:00Yeah!
24:01That dude guy sure moves fast.
24:03I mean, first here, then there.
24:05That's just where it's Judge Peabody's house.
24:07Oh, uh, I think it's, uh, right there.
24:13You know, Mary Lou, there's folks that can swear that's old Hezekiah's ghost
24:17running around that house over there.
24:19I ain't seen a ghost yet that had to tie a string to a chair to make it move.
24:22Yeah, well, Luke, who else could be doing that?
24:24Uh, yeah, and why?
24:25Well, this could be the reason.
24:27I found it next to the wall.
24:29What's that?
24:32That looks like a little silver bead of some kind.
24:35See, so we figured them fellas that stole Boss Hog's silver didn't leave town at all.
24:38They're still here, and they're hiding out at the old Hezekiah place.
24:40Yeah, that's what me and Bo are heading back there to find out.
24:42How that Mary Lou settled in here.
24:43Hey, wait a minute.
24:44I'm not settled in anywhere.
24:45I'm going with you.
24:46Well, now, Mary Lou, these boys travel fast when they travel.
24:49That fast enough for you?
24:50Come on, let's go.
24:51Well, there comes Cletus.
24:52You boys better get out of here.
24:53You ain't got time to argue with him.
24:54Yes, sir.
24:55We're on.
24:56We're on.
24:57We'll see Mary Lou.
24:58Come on, let's go.
24:59Come on, let's go.
25:00Come on, let's go.
25:01Well, there comes Cletus.
25:02You boys better get out of here.
25:03You ain't got time to argue with him.
25:04Yes, sir.
25:05We're on.
25:06We'll see Mary Lou.
25:07We'll see you next time.
25:39Goopy Coltrane calling you. You got your ears on dipstick? Come on.
25:43What the heck are you doing anyway out there? Are you skinny dipping or what? Come on.
25:47After no, Sheriff, I never go skinny dipping. Ain't no place to put my badge.
25:51Well, in about two minutes, I'm going to tell you where you can put that badge.
25:54Now, I want you to hightail it back here.
25:57Those Duke boys done perpetrated another silver heist over Judge Peabody's place.
26:01Boilers on a buzzsaw. They must have just done it.
26:04I'm in hot pursuit of them right now.
26:09Hey!
26:11Well, they're all frail!
26:15Hey!
26:16Hey!
26:21Hey!
26:23Hey!
26:24Hey!
26:25Hey!
26:26Hey!
26:27Hey!
26:28Hey!
26:29Hey!
26:30Hey!
26:31Hey!
26:32Hey!
26:33Hey!
26:34Whoo!
26:36Whoo!
26:42Oh, no!
26:44Oh, no!
26:54Well, he looks all right.
26:56C-Custard Boss?
27:02Sheriff Roscoe?
27:04Uh, I don't know how to tell you all this,
27:06but, uh, this time I am in the creek.
27:08But I swear I'm not skinny-dipping.
27:10Oh, yes.
27:12Hey, Boss, listen, what do you want to do?
27:14Do? Do. Oh, do!
27:16Do. All right.
27:18I'll tell you what I'm aiming to do. What?
27:20Hold on to what little silver I got left,
27:22including my valuable coin collection
27:24here in my office seat.
27:26Mm. Ow. Ow.
27:28Yeah, dang this thing. I can't get it open.
27:30Well, that's because you done messed up, Bossy.
27:32You turned it 38 to the right instead of 38 to the left.
27:34Yes, so I did.
27:3638 to the left.
27:38How'd you know that?
27:40You were sneaking peaks over my shoulder, ain't you?
27:42Well, that's just...
27:44That's gonna cost you $100 out of your pay.
27:46Out of my pay?
27:48Yes, it will. Now, just hold on to these.
27:50Uh, why my pay? Why?
27:52Yeah. Because that's what they're gonna charge
27:54to change the combination on this here thing.
27:56Yeah, but, but...
27:58Now, never mind about this.
28:00We gotta get over to my house.
28:02The Duke gang cleaned me out here at the boy's nest.
28:04I sure don't want them to get their hands
28:06on any of the valuable hog family heirlooms.
28:08No. Give me that.
28:10Oh, no. Yes, yes, yes. Mm-hmm.
28:12Yes, yes.
28:14The Duke boys figured the only way to surprise anybody was to sneak in.
28:28At least they couldn't be charged with breaking and entering.
28:30Mary Lou owns it.
28:32All right, come on. Come on with that stuff, will ya?
28:34Come on, now. I got him coming.
28:36Oh, careful! Careful with that, you doo-doo!
28:38You chip off one little bit of my silver,
28:40so help me you're gonna pay me back with all the fillings in your teeth.
28:42Yeah, but, boss, they're gold.
28:44So I make a little profit. Come on, hurry on.
28:46But, boss, let me ask you something.
28:47Are you sure this is the right thing to do?
28:50Yeah, I'm positive, absolutely positive.
28:52The only safe place for all my precious silver hog looms
28:57is right back in my house.
28:59It's a nice little bit of my family.
29:02It's a nice little bit of my family.
29:04I'm just a little bit of my family.
29:06Give me some some good things.
29:07If I'm a little bit of my family,
29:09precious silver hog looms is right back in my office at the boss nest i think i think that is
29:15wrong boss you don't mind me saying so because that's the first place that the silver napper
29:19they hit in the first place yeah well that's why it's safe you dumb dumb what don't you know the
29:23old proverb a criminal never returns to the scene of his crime is that the way that well son ain't
29:30that nice to know hey pa we ain't gonna oh that we are first we gotta get back to the house and
29:37load up yes uh ain't that silver pudding
29:43my knuckles is getting raw these are solidest walls i've ever seen
29:52now that wire went behind the wall there's got to be an empty space in here somewhere
29:58now roscoe what i want you and cletus to stand guard personally and protect my silver hog looms
30:07with your lives right jd hog here oh hello lulu sweetheart oh uh say hello from roscoe hello from
30:19roscoe no no no cupcake everything's fine just fine your silver is as safe as a hush puppy in a cookie
30:27job yeah well well just a second dumpling but sugar pie baby kids oh dang boss what did she say
30:39she said of any of a precious sterling even one napkin ring is stolen it ain't separate bedrooms for us
30:45anymore she's moving in with me oh that is a powerful threat yeah i'm telling you there's a false
30:53panel here somewhere it's just a matter of finding it that's all uh-oh hey hold on take a look at this
30:59bingo
31:03your uncle sure was a sneak
31:08hey they got themselves a little moonshine seller luke
31:26yeah except these old boys ain't brewing moonshine they're brewing up silver bars
31:29what is that well it looks to be their own portable smelter that way they can't get caught with the
31:35evidence
31:35uh-oh looks like them jackals are headed back to the lair
31:39you know maybe we ought to call the sheriff i mean once he sees this he's gonna know you boys didn't
31:47have nothing to do with stealing that silver
31:48ain't no way roscoe believe anything over the cb i'm gonna have to sell him this one in person
31:53wait a minute you mean we don't you no mayor luke going to town with me that way if i can't
31:57convince him maybe she can you stay here watch your goodies yes sir
32:03we got company again billy joe
32:23well last time i remember there was one more must still be inside you know
32:43old boy's show keeping an eye on things but he's looking the wrong way
33:11now that was a downright dirty sneaky way to hit a man
33:24now that was a downright dirty sneaky way to hit a man
33:40and when old boy wakes up i bet he's gonna tell you the same thing let's load up and get out of here
33:46we still gotta have a stop to make oh let's skip that pond go get that bank we skip nothing
33:52now you listen to your daddy and help me tie him up
33:59lordy how he gets out of that side of the car i'll never know
34:12don't believe him don't believe him it's a trick if they take one more step
34:25fire no no luke is telling you the truth you gotta listen to him look if you don't believe me i'll
34:29tell you what roscoe get them cuffs out slap mommy let's go out to the pringle house you can see for
34:33yourself doesn't anybody believe him i believe him yeah that's because instead of greens in your head
34:39you got funny putty then believe me boss maybe we should check it out
34:46well you know your silver would be safe then
34:49it saved lulu from moving into your bedroom
34:52roscoe you said the magic words all right check it out but put cuffs on them first and then let me know
34:58what you find out because i'm staying here with my silver irregardless because i never did trust the
35:03duke mary lou you ain't coming this time now you stay here boss to take care of you come on roscoe
35:09cletus let's go yeah all right oh don't run off and you you over there now just don't move
35:24you go on i hate a coward
35:40come on roscoe you look fine
35:50cletus come on
36:10what'd you do that for
36:11i don't do that don't never don't leave me
36:15let's go everything's gone silver bars and smelter and everything what happened
36:24two guys came down here they hit me on the head with something i don't know what it was then they
36:29took all that stuff just scoot right on out of here bo that's a lie you just lie all the time it's not
36:34a liar roscoe look at my face you think i did that to myself i don't put anything past you dukes
36:39here cletus here cuff them roscoe you're making a big mistake you know just cuff them we'll stuff
36:48roscoe i wouldn't go back there i think there's a ghost
36:50what what will you hush there ain't no such things ghosts they're just a
36:56i don't know why we're wasting so much dang time when the real crooks is getting away
36:59will you just get on with them get them on get them on no you're wrong you're wrong the real
37:04cooks are headed for their slammer i love it i love it roscoe's thinking was up to its usual standard
37:13while boss was holding down the fort walking guard
37:19that goes for you too man if you don't mind
37:25don't you don't you don't you look that stuff ain't worth nothing you know it only looks pretty but
37:30you know it ain't it ain't worth anything it's just on the paper and my cheese
37:45i don't know what's up
37:54blowing blue blowing blue this is your uncle jesse do you read me this is your uncle jesse
38:00they're not answering nothing i know it's no use uncle jesse we gotta let sheriff rosco know there's
38:03something wrong well there is something wrong i got a funny feeling in my bones and the sun is a shining
38:10uncle jesse
38:12dumb idiot 800 acres and you gotta run over me
38:30thank you kindly
38:32i've been robbed again
38:43who robbed it you know
38:47must have been that that that green van that nearly run over
38:50oh there you go
39:00roscoe i ain't your little birdie and where are you at boss i'm out at the pringle house
39:05uh them duke boys they did it to us again
39:08lied about the silver and the smelting and all them crooks and all that they just lies a bunch of
39:13succotash well of course it was you pinhead it was a decoy
39:17well luke duke had you off gallivanting the rest of the duke gang broke in here
39:21assaulted me and stole all my silver
39:23horror
39:24you're wrong about them two boys now you stay out of this
39:27well i'm gonna run you in along with your thiemen
39:29are you there you start moving and dragging them two boys
39:32i'm gonna lock them up till 80's freezes over
39:35that's a big 10-4 uh uh i'm i'm beginning to drag now
39:39i'll be on it like a duck
39:40i'm gonna do
39:49boss listen the duke boys just took off in cleeds's car but we're in hot pursuit
39:54dang hey look at your cleeds left us i remember telling how blinds we are
40:01you ain't going nowhere without me jesse duke
40:27it's my silver
40:33i think we got clear sailing ahead how's it going back there just about ready to start cooking son
40:40hot doggy pa
40:57all right all that smoke we supposed to visit they're burning well you can bet it ain't oil
41:12my guess is they're cooking up boss of silver great if they do that there ain't gonna be no way we
41:17prove we didn't steal it we can prove we didn't steal it he was sharp
41:23there is a way though if we could stop it hey you asked for it
41:31huh
41:32the fuss is after us they ain't got no more time for that tuck it in pa
41:36need more time
41:38this ain't chicken dumbo i'm making
41:46let's see what we just got in the bag of tricks here
41:51there ain't nothing in here about this thing here
41:54i might do it
41:57we got one shot
41:58let's see if you can pull up close enough for me to play sandclaws
42:10i have this slid right up there to me
42:14where you going out there now
42:15i think there's something on our roof
42:24and don't sound like mine
42:26shut up and drive
42:30i watch you luke
42:31i watch you
42:58and so them father-son silver bandits were finally mad all the hog family heirlooms had
43:13been melted down except one boss's silver engraved baby pot but Daisy got her job back
43:21and Bo and Luke were cleared even though boss still had some things working for him like the
43:28hazard speed trap whenever he heard somebody important was driving through hazard old boss
43:33would have Roscoe nail them for driving over 55 then give them their choice six months in jail
43:38or one free song at the Boers list
43:40wish that I was home
43:47oh Rocky Top down in the Tennessee hills
43:50ain't no smoggy smoke
43:53oh Rocky Top
43:54ain't no telephone deal
43:56once I had a man
43:59oh Rocky Top
43:59I had barely utter half-cat
44:01wild as a mink but sweet
44:04asshole
44:05but I still dream about that
44:07Rocky Top you'll always be
44:11home sweet home to me
44:13good old Rocky Top
44:16Rocky Top Tennessee
44:18Rocky Top Tennessee
44:21what's too strange to come
44:35I know Rocky Top looking for a moonshine stick
44:39they ain't never left
44:41oh Rocky Top reckon they never will
44:44corn won't grow at all
44:47oh Rocky Top
44:48it's too rocky by far
44:50that's why all the folks know
44:53Rocky Top get their corn from jars
44:56Rocky Top you'll always be
44:59home sweet home to me
45:02good old Rocky Top
45:04Rocky Top Tennessee
45:07Rocky Top Tennessee
45:10Rocky Top Tennessee
45:13I'll call me Tammy please
45:24I'll call me Tammy please
45:26it's a pleasure having you in Hazard Miss Wynette
45:28I can't believe you're here
45:30that fine performance of yours
45:33just squares the fine on this speeding ticket
45:36you can call me Miss Wynette
45:43Mary Lou don't you worry about a thing
45:50me and Luke will make sure that house gets all cleaned up
45:53and we'll sell it for you too
45:54I just don't know how to thank you
45:55well I do
45:57well thanks a lot bro
46:09yeah you're welcome
46:13bye Daisy
46:18bye Mary Lou
46:20bye Mary Lou
46:24well that's it folks
46:27prove again you never know what's coming next
46:29in Hazard County
46:31I'll see you next time
46:32bye
46:33bye
46:34bye
46:36bye
46:38bye
46:38bye
46:39bye
46:40bye
46:41bye
46:41bye
46:42bye
46:42bye
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