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00:01On the Dukes!
00:05I think we got ourselves a race.
00:15Three!
00:16We're here to clean it up!
00:22Where the heck are they going?
00:27I got it!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flanding the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:30Ain't nothin' surer than sunrise
01:32Lest it's bow and loop
01:33Mashin' pedal to metal
01:34In a cross-country challenge from another driver
01:36And when that other driver's cousin Daisy
01:39You can bet there's gonna be some fire-walling
01:42Y'all ready to quit before I beat the car out in?
01:45Hey, we're still gonna beat you the other side of that gully, Daisy
01:48Race ain't over yet
01:49All right, but I warned you
01:56Well, some kind of country race we got going over there
02:00Now, will you look at the way that girl's handling that Jeep
02:04Something tells me driving through this cow country might be the luckiest shortcut we ever took
02:09That girl's good, all right
02:22A little trainin', who knows?
02:24She might be able to cut it on the pro circuit
02:26Well, I don't know about that
02:28Might be worth a try to sign her
02:32I could always give her a crash course
02:34Yeah, that's just what it might turn out to be if you rush things, a crash course
02:37Crashes ain't the worst thing about racing
02:40As long as you make sure they happen to the other guy
02:44Tells me that little lady might just make us a real good male ticket
03:03Real dang funny, that is
03:05Well, now, what was that you boys were saying about who was gonna beat who to the far side of
03:09the gully?
03:09Oh, well, wait a minute, nobody beat nobody
03:11Besides, nobody said nothin' about takin' a shortcut, neither
03:13Nobody said nothin' about not takin' them, either
03:15Now, friends and neighbors, that kind of logic is why women live longer than men
03:20I'm sorry, boys
03:22I saw the whole thing
03:24She was just too smart for you
03:25Now, hold on a second, lady, this is just a private rig-
03:29Ain't I seen you somewhere before?
03:31You might have seen my picture in the newspapers
03:33I'm Molly Hargrove
03:34Oh, sure
03:35Molly Hargrove, the NASCAR driver?
03:36Hey, how do you do? Nice to meet you
03:38Hi
03:38I'm Bo Duke, this is Luke Duke, my cousin, and Daisy Duke
03:41How you doing?
03:42Hi, imagine meeting a real celebrity
03:45Well, make that ex-celebrity
03:47My eyesight isn't good enough for stock car racing anymore
03:50Well, you could've fooled us by the looks of what you told me behind that motorhome
03:53Actually, I'm looking for somebody to train to take my place on the circuit
03:58And from what I just saw you do, I think I have found her
04:02You interested?
04:04Of course she is
04:05Anybody give their eye teeth to get an opportunity like that
04:08Now, hold on, fellas
04:09I ain't nowhere near good enough to turn pro
04:13Supposing I was to show you how wrong you are
04:15Would you consider it then?
04:18Well...
04:18Honey, let me tell you a little secret
04:20Now, a good driver can always make a bundle on the circuit
04:24But a good lady driver
04:26Well, that's double box office
04:28And, uh, that's real money
04:31What do you say?
04:32She'll do it
04:33Bo!
04:34Now, what exactly you got in mind?
04:35I mean, to prove to Daisy how good she is
04:37Say a little cross-country race to sort of build up her confidence
04:41Daisy against three of four of the best drivers in Hazard
04:44Would you boys be willing to enter?
04:47Well, uh, sure
04:48Provided that Daisy doesn't use any more of her shortcuts
04:51Good
04:52I'm gonna go find me the local bank in town
04:54And I'll meet you back here in an hour
04:56Uh, provided you can come up with a couple more drivers
04:59Okay
04:59Okay, I'm going
05:00Bye-bye, nice to meet you
05:02Yeah
05:05Hey, what about, uh, what about Roscoe and Cliffs?
05:07We've been teaching them, they're pretty good, huh?
05:08Oh, you can't ask them, they're still on duty
05:10All they're doing is speed-trapping unsuspecting motorists over there on Old Mill Road
05:14Well, come on, that's their favorite pastime
05:16How you gonna get them to come out and race us?
05:18Well, let's just say I don't plan to give them much choice
05:21Let's hit it
05:22Molly had been scouting for a girl driver so long that she'd run plumb out of money
05:26The situation landing her right into Boss Hogg's bread basket
05:30Which was hard to miss
05:31So what brings you to this neck of the woods, our little town of hazard?
05:35Well, let's just say I have something real big on the back burner
05:39Oh, on the back burner
05:40And I need about a thousand dollars to tide me over till it comes up to a boil
05:45Well, honey, I sure can let you have the money
05:48Uh, but, uh, seeing that you're a stranger around here
05:51I'm gonna have to add a little bitty extra interest of, say, uh, 35%
05:56I must have come to the wrong place
05:59Thanks anyway, Mr. Hogg
06:01Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
06:02Uh, I said there was a stranger's rate
06:05But, uh, seeing that we've introduced ourselves
06:07I could make that interest of, say, uh, 25%
06:12Still not interested
06:13Hold on, hold on
06:15Well, now that we've introduced ourselves and talked everything over
06:18Uh, how about, uh, the special rate for old friends?
06:2218%
06:24That's my last offer
06:28You got yourself a deal
06:30All right
06:30Of course, uh, that is old friends with the right collateral
06:35You, uh, do have collateral, don't you?
06:38How about the pink slip on my car?
06:41Oh, that'll do just fine
06:44Money
06:44Oh, the money
06:47There we go
06:48One thousand simoleons
06:52Been nice doing business with you, Mr. Hogg
06:55Likewise, I'm sure
06:56I'll be back later to sign the loan papers
06:58Oh, well, no hurry, as long as I got you a pink slip
07:01Yep
07:07Now what we are looking at is the beginning of a down home country race
07:11To see if Daisy can cut it on the pro racing circuit
07:18Luke, this is Molly
07:19Luke, this is Molly
07:20If this is your idea of a joke, it ain't very funny
07:22When does the race begin?
07:24Just don't worry, Molly, we're almost at the starting line
07:27What about the other two cars?
07:29They'll be waiting, but there is a promise
07:37Luke, I just ran smack dab up against Roscoe's detour sign
07:41All right, that means Roscoe and Cletus can't be far away
07:44Keep on rolling
07:48It's working, it's working
07:49That's a hundred dollar fine from each one of them Dukes
07:52And at least five hundred from whoever's in that motor hole
07:55Oh, let's move
07:56Yes, sir
07:59All right, you Dukes, just freeze it
08:01Because you're under arrest for trespassing on private property
08:05Sorry, Roscoe, but seeing as how you snookered us into breaking the law
08:08We ain't gonna be hanging around long enough to trespass
08:11Bye-bye
08:12Molly, I think we got ourselves a race
08:14And more
08:16Whole
08:36My future's will make a trade
08:38Oh, my
08:45Oh, my God.
09:13She's hugging that inside lane as if she owned it.
09:16That kind of driving she will own. Every track on the circuit, we'll own her.
09:20Sure, as long as she stays in one piece.
09:24She's out there when they're gonna catch the plane.
09:27Are you kidding me?
09:29Phoenix, you just keep following her.
09:31I'm gonna cut her off.
09:37Back off, Roscoe.
09:38Don't tell me to back off.
09:40I'm about to catch myself a female dude.
09:44Whoa!
09:54Looks like Roscoe and Cletus are okay.
09:58I don't think boss is gonna be when he hears about this one.
10:06That should have convinced a little lady she can drive with the best of them.
10:09Now it'll be up to me to make sure she does it on our terms.
10:14You call this driving, I can walk home faster than this.
10:18Now get a move on or I'm gonna give you a ticket for obstructing traffic.
10:22Now let's hear, Roscoe.
10:24If you don't cool it with that backseat driving, I'm gonna lower this hook there and leave you smack dab
10:28in the middle of the highway and you can arrest yourself for obstructing traffic.
10:32Do you read me? I'm gone.
10:33Don't.
10:34Ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:40What?
10:41Ah!
10:41Listen!
10:42It's bad enough you done me out of them hundred-dollar no trespassing fines.
10:47But you also let the Dukes make fools out of you.
10:50Yeah.
10:50And you know that's the same as making a fool out of me.
10:52Oh, he didn't mean to, cousin boss.
10:54Oh, you didn't.
10:54Listen, boss, I'd have caught that Daisy Duke in a split second if she hadn't been driving that Molly Hargrove's
11:00racing car.
11:00If she hadn't been driving what?
11:02That racing car, you know what you're yelling, and it's got numbers on it.
11:04Boy, that thing can go.
11:05I know what it looks like, Knucklehead.
11:07I'm holding the pink slip on.
11:09Well, then how come Daisy Duke's driving it?
11:11Well, that's what I aim to find out.
11:12Cletus, listen, how'd you like to get yourself over to the Duke farm and do a little detective here?
11:18You mean undercover?
11:20On the QT?
11:22Sub-Roses?
11:23Look, I don't care what you call it.
11:24You just find out what them two females is up to.
11:27We just a purple pea-picking minute, boss.
11:29Listen, now I am the commanding officer of this department.
11:32How come I don't get to do the spying?
11:34How come?
11:34Because you're going to be too busy.
11:35Yeah, I will.
11:36I will.
11:37See, I will.
11:38You doing what?
11:40Doing what?
11:41Well, while Cletus is spying, you're going to be hiding.
11:44Oh, I love that.
11:45Yeah, until you can spot and arrest them Duke boys on a charge of destroying county property.
11:50Right.
11:50Namely, your patrol car.
11:52Oh, yeah.
11:52And it's a $5,000 fine and a year in the pocket.
11:55Oh, that's brilliant, that's brilliant.
11:57Yeah, you take this bottle right into the bartender and tell him to sell this one first.
12:01Okay, you'll sell this one first.
12:08Oh, boy.
12:09Oh, what if he can't sell it?
12:11He can use it to clean the windows.
12:13Well, no, no, no, no.
12:32. . .
12:32. . . . .
12:37In case y'all lost track, Cletus is the one with the hand.
12:47You'd make a sensational stock car racer, Daisy.
12:51You'd drive like you was born behind the wheel.
12:53Oh, Molly, that's so flattering.
12:55Tearing around Hazard County is nowhere near NASCAR racing.
12:59Well, now, that's where I come in.
13:00As your manager, I could show you all the shortcuts,
13:03teach you everything I ever learned on the circuit.
13:06Oh, Molly, you make it sound so tempting.
13:09Well, then give me one good reason why you can't accept my offer.
13:14I'll give you three good reasons.
13:17My Uncle Jesse and the boys.
13:19They're more than just family.
13:21They're my best friends.
13:23Just the thought of leaving them makes me feel awful.
13:26It wouldn't be forever.
13:28And the tracks we're starting on ain't too far from here.
13:30Why, you could come home and they could visit you.
13:34Besides, I got a job at the boar's nest.
13:36Now, it ain't much of a job,
13:37but every bit of money that I can make,
13:40we can use it around here.
13:42Boss Hog depends on me.
13:44Man, I just can't have to quit on him.
13:46I mean, I ain't the quitting type, Molly.
13:48None of us dukes are.
13:51Them weasels are getting sneaker every time.
13:53You know, we was doing fine until we got to the creek.
13:55We're lucky you didn't double back
13:56and clean us out while we were down there.
13:58Yeah.
13:58Maybe we...
14:01lost one environment,
14:03but we got ourselves another.
14:05Ah!
14:06Oh, Charlie!
14:08I surrender!
14:13I'm okay.
14:13You got some tall explaining to do, son.
14:17Just drop your hand and start talking.
14:19All right, freeze!
14:20Petus, don't you say a mumbling word.
14:24All right, you dukes.
14:26You're under arrest.
14:28This time, you're not gonna get off the hook.
14:30Now, put your hands up.
14:31Just put them up high.
14:32Not you, Jesse.
14:34Roscoe, what kind of trumped-up charge
14:35you got for us this time?
14:36I'll tell you what kind of trumped-up charge.
14:38It's $5,000 or a year in prison.
14:41Well, since the dukes got more time than money,
14:44it looks bad, don't it?
14:49I'll tell you what trumped-up charge.
14:51It's $5,000 or a year in jail.
14:55That's for destroying my patrol car.
14:57Oh, you did that on your own.
14:59That doesn't make no difference.
15:00You're still scuffed to county property.
15:03Cleetus, just cuff them and stuff them.
15:05Sorry, guys.
15:07We're sorry, Cleetus.
15:10Get off of me, you snip, snip.
15:12You just get on there.
15:15There they go.
15:16They're getting away.
15:21Come back here.
15:22Freeze.
15:24Cleetus, you're coming.
15:25One more time.
15:28Cleetus, will you stop that?
15:30I'm not at it.
15:31Get in there.
15:32I mean, we're tight.
15:34Get out of here.
15:36Get in there.
15:36Get in there.
15:38Come on.
15:39Get in there.
15:48All right.
15:49Might as well give up,
15:50because I'm going to track you to the end of the earth.
15:52Or even further.
15:53Or even further.
15:54Roscoe, I surely do hope you're getting paid by the month.
15:57It's just going to take you an awful long time
15:58to catch up with us.
16:09Get out of my way!
16:27Oh, they're all right.
16:29At least we got us a little time.
16:31Yeah.
16:32Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we go over to Jensen's Cave and raise Uncle Jesse on the CB?
16:35Got it.
16:36We need all the help we can get.
16:38Hey, y'all, I really appreciate the business.
16:40Let me tell you, between this and that job y'all got me a while ago,
16:43I about got up a down payment for a brand-new grease rag.
16:46Let's hear now. I'm down and gone.
16:48Y'all holler if you need me here.
16:50So far, Boss was batting 500.
16:53Now, the boys got away from Roscoe for the time being,
16:56but old Cletus's spine was just about to pay off.
16:59I mean, a gal that pretty who drives as good as she looks,
17:03she'll make a fortune.
17:04It ain't gonna work, Cousin Boss, if Daisy turned her to the...
17:06God, would you watch it?
17:08Bless you.
17:09Daisy turned her down.
17:11She ain't gonna quit a job at the boys with us.
17:12No.
17:13Why, that dear, sweet child,
17:15passing up fame and fortune out of loyalty to me.
17:18Oh, I'm touched.
17:19I think I'm gonna give her a big, nice reward
17:22before I cut myself in.
17:24A reward? I think you have been touched.
17:27You know, giving a reward to a Duke?
17:29What kind of reward you gonna give her?
17:31I'm gonna give her the sack.
17:34And while you are chasing Bo and Luke Duke,
17:36I'm gonna fire that Cousin Daisy.
17:39Dude, that's good.
17:41What?
17:41What?
17:41What?
17:42What?
17:45Hang on, I got some wood.
17:47All right.
17:48Tell me, Daisy,
17:49why exactly did Boss fire you anyways?
17:51Well, close as I can tell,
17:52it was for putting too much beer in the glasses
17:54or not enough salt on the free peanuts.
17:57In other words, he fired you
17:57because you're too honest, right?
17:59Oh, it doesn't make any difference.
18:00Girl can't spend her whole life
18:02waiting tables at the boar's nest.
18:03What she's trying to tell us is that
18:06that Molly person
18:08wants to sign her to a racing contract.
18:11Hey, that's great.
18:12Now, just a minute.
18:13That NASCAR racing could be dangerous.
18:16Come on, Uncle Jesse,
18:17ain't you ever read about
18:17all the farmers get hurt every year on the job?
18:19Well, it doesn't make any difference.
18:20I'm not going anywhere right now
18:22with you boys on the run.
18:23Oh, come on, Daisy.
18:24You'd be doing us a favor by leaving town.
18:26Paul.
18:26Well, I mean that, uh,
18:28that say if Roscoe catches us,
18:30puts us in jail,
18:30we could use your prize money to make bail.
18:32That's a fact.
18:33Well, I don't know what to think.
18:34Sounds like y'all would be glad to get rid of me.
18:37Uncle Jesse,
18:38you sound like you don't want me to go.
18:40Oh, no, now that ain't true at all.
18:43Listen, baby,
18:44every bird's got to fly.
18:46And if you think that right now
18:48is the time for you to
18:49spread your wings and take off,
18:53that's your choice.
18:54And none of us will say nay.
18:57So, whether you go
18:58or whether you stay,
19:00you do it with our blessing.
19:02Because we love you.
19:07With Daisy all set to sign the contract
19:10and leave Hazard the next morning,
19:12Boss was making sure
19:13that she wouldn't get very far.
19:14When did this situation come up?
19:16Well, I just naturally thought
19:18of you two boys.
19:19Figures.
19:20The last situation we took care of for you
19:22is still running.
19:23Who do we come down hard on this time?
19:26It ain't a who.
19:26I don't want nobody to hurt you.
19:28No, sir.
19:29The what I'm hiring you
19:30to come down hard on
19:32is Molly Hargrove's racing car.
19:34Yeah, it's yellow
19:35with numbers on the door.
19:37You'll probably find it
19:37at the Duke farm.
19:38Why do you want us to wreck that car?
19:40Because racing cars cost money,
19:42which is something
19:42that Molly Hargrove
19:43ain't got much of.
19:44So she'll have to come back
19:45to me for another loon.
19:47Which he ain't gonna give her.
19:48Not unless she cuts me in
19:50on Daisy Duke's racing contract.
19:52Oh, yeah.
19:53You boys want that job,
19:54or don't you?
19:55How much you paying?
19:56How much?
19:59This much.
20:04Half now,
20:06and the rest
20:06when you finish the job.
20:10You think we can trust him?
20:13Considering
20:14he knows what'll happen to him.
20:18He pulled something funny on us.
20:36Hey, thanks for breaking that.
20:38Listen, listen,
20:39you don't have to worry
20:40about those gorillas.
20:41Listen, boss,
20:41you'll have plenty of money
20:42to pay them,
20:43because we got Daisy Duke
20:45contract right in the bag.
20:46Yeah, well,
20:47it ain't in the bag.
20:48It ain't?
20:48Sure ain't.
20:49Not why Bo and Luke Duke
20:50are on the list.
20:53Listen,
20:53don't you worry about
20:54Bo and Luke Duke,
20:55because I'm going to
20:56cuff them and stuff them.
20:57Oh, well, look,
20:58I'm not even asking you
20:59to do that.
21:00No, just keep them
21:00on the run,
21:01because if they're too busy
21:02ducking you,
21:03why,
21:04then they'll be too busy
21:05to stop me
21:05from taking over
21:06Daisy Duke's
21:07racing career.
21:08Oh, yeah.
21:09Oh, would you please
21:10put them down
21:11right over here?
21:12That's it.
21:13Yeah, I'll tell you
21:13how it's done.
21:14Oh, that's it.
21:16That's it.
21:17Oh!
21:17Roscoe figured Bo and Luke
21:19would have to come home
21:19sooner or later,
21:20so he had old Cletus
21:22waiting to head them off
21:23in case he tried
21:23to reach the farm.
21:25Now, the boys kind of figured
21:26that's what old boss would do.
21:28You see,
21:28know your enemy
21:30like the land you fight on
21:31is an old Confederate saying
21:33amongst old Confederates.
21:35And there was a bunch
21:36of them in Hazzard.
21:44Ha-ha!
21:46Ha-ha!
21:50Ha!
21:58Hey!
22:00Hey! My car's moving! Come back here!
22:02James!
22:07My car!
22:12Oh, no!
22:13Oh, no. You all right?
22:26All right, another customer.
22:28You know, you make a lot of money in Hazard County with a record if you follow the Duke boys
22:32around.
22:33Oh, come on, Cody. Just get me out of here, will you?
22:39There you are, boss lady.
22:40Daisy ain't never gonna regret signing this contract.
22:43I sure hope you're right.
22:45Of course she is. You can't miss.
22:46Oh, shoot. We taught her to drive ourselves.
22:49We did.
22:50That's right.
22:58Oh, my God!
22:59Oh, I know.
23:05Oh, my God!
23:08Oh, dear God!
23:12What?
23:13Oh, it's so big!
23:21Oh, my God!
23:23You were my friend.
23:23Oh, my God!
23:26Oh, yeah!
23:33This is Roscoe B. Coltrane calling his little fat buddy.
23:36Good news, good news.
23:37Them sneaky polecats that you hired done done what you done.
23:40Told them to done.
23:41Good, good.
23:42Now, you let me know the minute that Daisy starts to fly the coop.
23:46That's a big ten-four.
23:48Good, too.
23:51Well, Daisy, if there ain't no objections, we best be starting off.
23:55Well, I can't yet.
23:56I haven't had enough time to say goodbye.
23:59Well, there never is enough time for that, so let's...
24:03Yeah, let's go.
24:05Get your bags.
24:06It'll be all right.
24:11Oh, listen, boss.
24:12It's dee-dee-dee-dee-day.
24:15Daisy Duke departing day.
24:18The Duke boys just showed up to give her a bon-bon voyage.
24:22You want me to catch them?
24:23No, no, no.
24:24Don't you grab nothing.
24:25Listen, you just keep your eyes peeled for that yellow racing car until our little plan pays off.
24:32Then, grab her.
24:33You know, it's just that I still don't know if I should be going or not.
24:37I mean, what if Roscoe was a kid, Sheila?
24:39Oh, don't even think about it.
24:40Roscoe's been trying to make some of those charges stick on us forever.
24:43He's not going to start making them stick now, all right?
24:45Got to speed it up, Daisy.
24:46Got to make capital city by noon.
24:49Uncle Chessie, I don't know if I...
24:52No, no, no, baby.
24:53There's no use wasting time on tears.
24:56You just remember that for every road leading away from home, there's always two leading back.
25:04You will.
25:05Take care of yourself here.
25:11It's a promise to y'all.
25:13You bet.
25:15Don't forget this.
25:16Take care of yourself.
25:19Take care of our girl now, all right?
25:40Being Dukes, Bo and Luke wanted to give Daisy a little moral support by escorting her to the county line.
25:55For a girl who's about to take the NASCAR circuit by storm, you sure ain't very cheerful.
26:00Oh, I can't help it.
26:01We've only been gone 20 minutes, and Molly, it already feels like 100 years.
26:15Molly!
26:17Morgan!
26:18Turn this thing around!
26:19We lost the car!
26:25That car broke loose.
26:26It's coming right at us.
26:36Come on, Luke.
26:37Come on, Joe.
26:38Let's stay down.
26:39I'll get there.
26:39You just watch the step, all right?
26:43I got it.
26:48Now, friends, that's love.
26:59Come on.
27:01Come on.
27:06All right.
27:23You all right?
27:25I guess so.
27:28Who's made that thing go off like that?
27:31I got no idea.
27:32Maybe they do, huh?
27:37Hey, what were you thinking of leaping into this car?
27:39Hey, I was just trying to save you something to race him.
27:42Luke, you could have been hurt.
27:44Yeah.
27:44I don't know what happened to you.
27:45Boy, it is.
27:46He's all right.
27:47We both appreciate what you did.
27:49No problem.
27:50Hey, I'm sorry, Luke.
27:51It's just that if anything happened to you, you're hungry.
27:53It's all right.
27:54It's okay.
27:55Somebody loosened the ratchet.
27:57Yeah, no kidding.
27:58Didn't just jump out all on its own, now, did it?
28:00You mean sabotage?
28:01I don't believe it.
28:02Who'd want to wreck my car?
28:04I don't know, but it'll bear looking into.
28:10Better look into it later.
28:11Let's shake Roscoe's.
28:12Excuse me, sweetheart.
28:22Boss, this is Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
28:24Are you standing by, little fat buddy?
28:27Roscoe, I'm not only standing by, I'm sitting on pins and needles.
28:30Now, what happened to Molly's car?
28:31Uh, nothing.
28:32Nothing?
28:33What do you mean nothing?
28:34Did you hear that?
28:35Nothing happened to Molly's car.
28:37Listen, I paid good money to make sure plenty would.
28:40Well, boss, it would have, except that the Duke boys caught up with it before it could crash.
28:45Duke boys?
28:46Well, why didn't you stop them?
28:47Well, because you told me not to, don't you remember?
28:49You said...
28:50I know what I said.
28:51Well, that was then and this is now.
28:53So, grip them.
28:53Uh, they're headed down Truck Road toward Capitol City.
28:56Now, you know that goes across the county line.
28:58Oh, well, well, well.
29:00That's the first good news I heard today.
29:03Crossing the county line violates the approbation.
29:08Them Dukes is probably headed over to meet Daisy again at the Capitol City Speedway.
29:12Uh, boss, then what do you need me for?
29:15Roscoe, I've been asking myself that same question ever since I was stupid enough to marry your fair sister.
29:21Can you get there and wait there for me, you hear?
29:23Over and out.
29:24All right, boys.
29:26You've got yourselves a job to do, you hear me?
29:29Meanwhile, I'm going to hitch myself a ride with Cletus just to make sure that you do the job right.
29:40Roscoe's slowing down.
29:41You don't suppose he's giving up, do you?
29:43That's pretty unlikely.
29:44I mean, he knows we cross the county line, bust our probation.
29:47What are we going to do now?
29:48Pray.
29:49All right.
29:50Maybe we can fill Uncle Jesse in on what's happened.
29:53Maybe he's got a few ideas about who sabotaged that car.
29:55All right.
29:57When the boys raised Uncle Jesse on the CB, as usual, Jesse had some thoughts on the subject.
30:02Now, first was to head for Capitol City in case Daisy needed him.
30:06Second, Uncle Jesse figured the best way to find out who was sabotaging the car was to look into Molly's
30:12past.
30:13I could have told him that.
30:15And the fellow to help him do that was Luke's old friend, Charlie Cooper, Jr.,
30:19of the Tri-States Press.
30:49Here's one that ties in.
30:49It was because she failed the eye test.
30:51You sure it was because of reckless driving?
30:53I'm positive, Luke.
30:54I covered that story myself.
30:56Well, don't that make you feel lower than a snake's belly.
30:58The only reason Daisy's under contract to Molly is because we practically pushed her into it.
31:02With any luck, we can still pull her out of it.
31:03Come on.
31:04Thanks a lot.
31:07By now, Boss had joined up with Roscoe and was making his moves to latch on to a hunk of
31:12Daisy's contract,
31:13which was a pretty hunk.
31:16Boss Hogg, what are you doing here?
31:19Well, honey, I've just come on a mission of mercy.
31:22A mission?
31:23I can tell you that doesn't happen often.
31:25In fact, this would be his very first.
31:26When I think of all your living expenses, I mean, the gas you've got to buy, the entry fees you've
31:33got to poony up,
31:33and all that coming out of that piddly thousand dollars I lent you,
31:37why, my heart just bleeds.
31:40Yeah, so what I was thinking is I could let you have a little itty-bitty advance to tide you
31:45over till things get better.
31:47They're already better.
31:48They are?
31:49They are?
31:49Daisy's entered in the novice race tomorrow.
31:52She is?
31:52She'll win in a breeze.
31:54She will?
31:55Then I won't need help from anybody.
32:00Now, I got work to do.
32:03Well, in case you change your mind, I'll be staying at the Beauregard Hotel.
32:10Oh, boys, listen, isn't that good news, good news?
32:13You see, somebody from Hazard is going to win that NASCAR race,
32:16even though it's a duke.
32:17It's just good news.
32:19Roscoe, if brains were watermelons, you wouldn't have enough seeds to fill a thimble.
32:23Oh, I appreciate it.
32:25How am I going to cut myself in on Daisy's contract if Molly Hargrove wins enough prize money to tide
32:30her over?
32:31Well, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:34Listen, how are we going to stop her?
32:37All right, all right, I got a wig.
32:38Hey, what do you think I brung them porter boys along with me for?
32:41Uh, let's see.
32:42You...
32:43All right, why are you thinking of it?
32:44You just go get cleaters.
32:45And then you keep your eyes peeled for the duke boys.
32:48They're bound to show up here sooner or later.
32:49Right.
32:49And when you do, I want them thrown right into the hoose guy.
32:51You're thrown, man.
32:52Because I don't want nothing to stop me from getting control of Daisy's contract.
32:55Oh, you've got it.
32:57Get up, go.
33:07By now, the boys was a lot closer than Boss realized.
33:10And since they could be arrested for breaking parole,
33:13Bo and Luke stashed General Lee out of sight,
33:15close enough to use if they had to retreat in a hurry,
33:18which for them was the norm.
33:20And they were just in time to see Daisy's final practice.
33:31Ain't that mileage car?
33:33Well,
33:37driving it like she's been doing it all her life.
34:03She's getting set to cut inside, just like I told her.
34:06I hope you know what you're doing.
34:07I've seen plenty of experienced drivers get hurt trying that.
34:10Quiet, Morton.
34:11Just so long as Daisy doesn't know about it.
34:26If she's just driving like that,
34:28she's going to get as bad a reputation as Molly's got.
34:31She lives long enough.
34:32All right, freeze!
34:34All right, you boys, I got you this guy.
34:38I tell you,
34:39let's go be cool for he always gets his man.
34:41All right, Cleetis, do your duty.
34:42Not so fast, Cleetis.
34:44Now, look, Roscoe, we make you a deal.
34:45We won't try to escape if you let us talk to Daisy.
34:48You can do all the talking to Daisy you want
34:50on Visitor's Day at Penn State.
34:53Daisy going to college?
34:54Hush, I meant State Penn.
34:56Oh.
34:56You need to just go ahead and cuff him and stuff him.
34:58Sorry, fellas.
34:59We're sorry, Cleetis.
35:02Come back here!
35:09What happened to him?
35:11Shh, shh, shh.
35:11Who did you?
35:13Who did you?
35:16Well, where'd they go?
35:17I don't know.
35:18But I tell you,
35:19I'm going to go back and tell the boss
35:20that you let him escape.
35:21You look for him.
35:22Me?
35:23What?
35:24Second time this week,
35:25I lost my raise.
35:26It wasn't even my fault.
35:29Well,
35:30come on, guys.
35:33I need to open this.
35:34Very nice.
35:41Well, what now?
35:43We best head back to the general.
35:46Wait for Daisy to show up at Molly's
35:47for motorhome back there.
35:48All right.
36:00How do you feel?
36:01I feel so good.
36:03Molly, this is really exciting.
36:05Yeah.
36:33Just keep it nice and quiet now.
36:35That could look like we're just fixing this heap and not tearing it down.
36:45Hey, Bo.
36:46What?
36:47Go over at Molly's car.
36:49Let's go get him.
36:50That's it, boys.
36:51Just jump right in.
36:53Hey, yo.
36:58Come on.
36:58Come on.
36:59Get out.
37:15Come on.
37:17Them old boys are leaving just in time.
37:20Y'all ain't never seen Jesse when he's really riles.
37:29and do you realize their day ain't half over
37:41let's go get them they can't outrun the general
37:47now where the heck are they going them boys just can't get enough driving
38:01what's happening i don't know there was a terrible fight the boys almost got ran over
38:05molly daisy over here
38:09how bad is it they got everything that could be ripped out cut or smashed to pieces you're
38:14looking at better than 500 worth of parts order them i want this car back in shape in time for
38:19the race sure you got the money molly not now but i will have by the time they get here
38:25meanwhile the boys are sticking to them car wreckers like sorghum to biscuits
38:34what i do jude i can't shake them loose slow down make them think you're pulling over
38:51you don't think you're gonna take more of this
38:52you ain't gonna have to
38:53hang on cousin
39:01come on
39:02come on
39:08oh give me a hand
39:10all right your turn
39:11all right who hired you
39:20boss hog boss hog thank you
39:25i never thought i'd be signing away 51 of daisy's contract
39:29for 500
39:31oh yeah yeah that's right
39:33five on the dollar
39:35and there it is
39:38thank you very kindly
39:41you know not that i relish taking advantage of that unspeakable act of malicious mischief
39:46that destroyed your car i can see it's breaking your heart
39:49well honey i always try not to let my tears interfere with doing business
39:53now me and the sheriff i gotta get ourselves over to in manna right away and personally
39:58deposit this here document with the racing commission
40:00we do
40:01yeah we do
40:02what for
40:02what for
40:03so that nobody else get their hands on them
40:05namely the duke boys
40:06on the corner
40:07once this here document is registered
40:10daisy ain't gonna be able to race for nobody except me and molly
40:15he's mostly
40:16he's mostly
40:18he's mostly
40:19he's mostly
40:19he's
40:23he's
40:24he's
40:25he's
40:26he's
40:27he's
40:28he's
40:28i'm glad to see y'all
40:29we're all starting to get worried
40:30what happened to them two fellas you was chasing
40:32ah he's just small fry
40:34we let him loose after they told us who paid him to tear his car apart
40:38boss hog
40:38he just said it was malicious
40:41i should have known better than trust that two-faced old swindler
40:44did he talk to him
40:45what about
40:47well you're bound to find out sooner or later
40:50i just sold him 51 percent of daisy's contract
40:52what
40:53but i thought you were trying to help me
40:55i didn't have any choice
40:56we had to have the money to get the car ready for the race
40:59otherwise we'd have lost everything
41:00well what makes you think you haven't lost everything already lady
41:04where's boss hog now
41:05he's on his way to atlanta to register the contract with the racing association
41:09that's what he thinks
41:11boss hog ain't never owned a controlling interest in a duke before
41:13and we ain't about to set precedent
41:15let's go
41:20why don't you tell me
41:22i'm sorry
41:29now seeing as how there's only one direct road to atlanta
41:33the boys didn't have much trouble finding boss and roscoe
41:36roscoe
41:37this is my lucky day
41:39dude your lucky day
41:40why is that
41:41well with this here contract
41:43i got daisy duke
41:44and a racing career
41:46hog tied to me for the next seven years
41:50oh
41:51boss
41:51it's not the next seven years it worries me
41:54it's the next seven minutes
41:55what
41:58it's going on
42:01spot us
42:02turn on
42:02alrighty
42:14well y'all with long memory
42:16it's the first time you ever saw general lee
42:18it was chasing a police car
42:20listen boys
42:21i don't think i'm going to be able to outrun them
42:23i'm just going to have to outthink
42:24i think i'm here
42:25you've got as much chance of doing that
42:27as your big fat sister has
42:28of slipping into a bikini
42:30come on
42:31come on
42:34this thing is chucked full of rocks
42:36did you
42:37it's hard on the
42:39posterior
42:40oh
42:41oh
42:44what are you trying to do
42:46dick
42:47tell me about my dick
42:48well it's not intentional
42:49get out of my way
43:03don't you worry about our face boss
43:05i know he touches what i'm doing
43:09i haven't seen it
43:11but i ain't believing
43:34i'll let you know when everything stops spinning
43:37yeah
43:37help me out
43:38you just hand over daisy's contract first
43:41what
43:42oh i ain't that dizzy
43:43no
43:43ain't nothing you can do to make me give it up
43:45you know look it seems to me this car looked a whole lot better when it was spinning
43:48why don't you give me
43:49no no no wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
43:50no no
43:51no no give me that
43:53oh give me that
43:54All right, don't worry about it, boss.
43:58We'll help you out, and you wouldn't have liked the stock car business anyway.
44:02You won't!
44:04What? You just use the wind!
44:06Be sure now, boss Hobb doesn't have no more haul volume.
44:10That's provided Molly pays back that $500 she borrowed for spare parts.
44:14No problem. Daisy will win twice that in her next race, and that's just for openers.
44:18From now on, you're gonna eat, drink, and dream racing.
44:2225s a day, seven days a week.
44:24I'm gonna teach you every tricking of books.
44:27And probably a few that ain't in that book.
44:30Well, now, that's my business.
44:32If I take her straight to the top, I'm gonna make the decisions.
44:36I can't have any interference, even from her own family.
44:40Then I guess I won't be going to the top.
44:42It just ain't worth it, Molly.
44:44Daisy, you don't know what you're saying.
44:48Listen to me.
44:49I'm not gonna sit here and watch you throw away the dreams of a lifetime.
44:54Your lifetime, your dreams.
44:57Not mine.
44:59All I wanted here was a chance to prove that I could make it on my own.
45:02And not by trying to run down anybody in my way.
45:05That's just wrong.
45:07So my Uncle Jesse's been teaching me the right way.
45:09All my life.
45:11I ain't about to change.
45:13How about that, huh?
45:15Our little cousin Daisy made up her mind about Molly without even us telling her about her.
45:19I ain't a bit surprised.
45:21She's our cousin, ain't she?
45:23Yeah, she's a Duke, too.
45:24And that's the story of how a once famous driver lost her last chance to get into professional
45:29racing.
45:30And how Daisy Duke didn't get to be the first woman to win the NASCAR Grand National Championship.
45:35Yet.
45:36Boss gave Daisy her job back.
45:38Because she still drew more customers than bearded flies.
45:42Besides, somebody had to train a new busboy who was working off one massed patrol car.
45:47All of which put everything back to what passes for normal and hazard.
45:52What do you do, guys?
45:52Are you in?
46:17Oh, yeah, YouTube.
46:18Oh, yeah, YouTube.
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