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00:01On the Dukes.
00:02Am I seeing what I'm seeing?
00:05Pure.
00:05Hog.
00:06Genius!
00:10That dirty crook stole my stolen money.
00:13You're the Dukes.
00:14Right.
00:14There you go.
00:16No!
00:20All this, and Donna Fargo, too.
00:23Midnight, there's a long star.
00:26Come on!
00:26Ever think of me.
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves.
00:52Flattening the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way the only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law would allow.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a two modern-day Robin Hoods.
01:26Woo-hoo!
01:35It was one of them days when it seems nothing can go wrong.
01:39And then it does.
01:40Better ease it up, cousin.
01:41Getting close to Roscoe's favorite speed trap.
01:44Yeah, 10-4.
01:49Looking for trouble?
01:50No, I ain't looking for trouble.
01:51I already got it.
01:52That gas pedal's sticking to the floor.
01:54Hang on.
02:00Well, that's one way to fix it.
02:02But I don't recommend it.
02:07Ooh, ooh.
02:08Ooh, ooh, ooh.
02:10Up, up, up, there they go.
02:11I can't get it.
02:12Look, get that thing, will ya?
02:15We got it this time.
02:16Get it.
02:17Uh, uh, boss, this is here for a Scooby-Coldray.
02:21Listen, the Dukes just went whizzin' by here with all sales said.
02:24We got them this time.
02:26Roscoe, you let them be.
02:28Boss, you sure you got all your cookies in the oven?
02:30I said, I got the dudes.
02:32I know what you said.
02:34Now you listen to what I say.
02:36And I say, let them be.
02:38Hey.
02:40You know something, Flash?
02:42Sometimes it doesn't pay to get out of bed, does it?
02:45Huh?
02:45You know.
02:47Did you see what I saw?
02:50Nice.
02:51I ain't quite believe in it, no.
02:52I ain't either.
02:54But old boss has got something bad in mind.
02:56You can bet the farm on that.
02:58That armored truck I'm tellin' you about,
03:01well, it's gonna leave the Cutlerville National Bank
03:03with $250,000 in new bills at one o'clock sharp.
03:08Then it's gonna arrive right here in Hazard
03:10at my bank at 2.15.
03:12Now, 2.17, you boys hit it!
03:14Then you hightail it out of town,
03:16be sure to take Chestnut Trail
03:18all the way back to the old coffin works.
03:20You wait for me there.
03:21What about the cops?
03:23That's all taken care of.
03:24Sheriff Coltrane will make sure you boys make a clean getaway,
03:27and then later,
03:28the sheriff will pick up the two young men I have in mind
03:30to take the rap for this whole thing.
03:32Are you sure this is all gonna work?
03:34Work?
03:36Like a charm.
03:37All we need now
03:38is that special delivery package we're waitin' on.
03:42Yeah, it should be here any time now,
03:43so why don't you boys just step inside here
03:47and relax.
03:48Have a drink.
03:50Half price.
03:51Oh, you always were a big sport there, Mr. Hogg.
03:54Well,
03:56the sky's the limit for friends of mine.
04:03So you're kinda funny to you
04:04we ain't hearin' no siren.
04:06You think maybe Roscoe was sick or something?
04:08That's why he didn't chase us?
04:10I don't know.
04:10As soon as you get finished doin' this,
04:12we can go take a look-see.
04:13It's done.
04:14I think I'll pass on a look-see.
04:16Why?
04:16I think it's a good idea
04:17to look a gift horse in the mouth.
04:20Round her up.
04:22Jumping with Neil,
04:22fishin' no-hitter.
04:23Oh, yeah?
04:24Yeah.
04:25That was fantastic.
04:26Hey, Ray.
04:27How's everything?
04:28Listen, I saw that no-hitter
04:30down at Polk County.
04:31I'd rather watch her walk
04:32that meet for you.
04:33Very nice.
04:34Hi, there.
04:35Hey, there, good-looking.
04:36How about joining my buddy
04:37and me here for a beer?
04:39Well, thanks, but no thanks.
04:40Let go of my hand.
04:42Let go.
04:43Hey, you're hurtin' me.
04:43Listen, I'll tell you what.
04:45I'll trade you your hand
04:46for a beer.
04:47Okay, you got it.
04:51There you go.
04:58Let me go!
05:00Hey!
05:00Looks like you got me a feisty one, right?
05:02Let go!
05:03Hey!
05:03Don't be doin' her like that.
05:07I'd say it's none
05:07of your business here, pal.
05:09You know something?
05:09I just made this my business.
05:11You don't get it!
05:12Hey!
05:13Look out!
05:13Look out!
05:14Look out!
05:15Let it play out!
05:16Easy, easy.
05:19Come on!
05:21Come on!
05:26Oh, I can't wait to get in there
05:29and wet my whistle.
05:30It's gonna load up more
05:31than you can carry out.
05:32Me?
05:37After you.
05:38After you.
05:39First in our space.
05:43What's going on?
05:45Oh, this fella started getting smart with me
05:47and could have told me...
05:48Oh, watch out!
05:49Come on!
05:49You're much blind.
05:51Come on, come on.
05:51Hey, I'll be my gear.
05:57All right!
06:00Nice leg, Luke!
06:08Look out!
06:11All right, you!
06:12Just freak out!
06:17They're freezing!
06:18I'm free now!
06:19Freeze!
06:26All right!
06:28All right, you dukes!
06:30I'm arresting you
06:31for tearing up boss's property
06:33and for making me shoot the chandelier.
06:35Wait a minute, Sheriff.
06:36Oh and Luke had nothing to do with it.
06:38Is this fella over here
06:38acting like a bull in a car?
06:40Cowpasture.
06:40What'd she say?
06:42Ah!
06:43Roscoe, didn't you hear, Daisy Duke?
06:44You can't arrest them two decent young men
06:47for defending a lady's honor.
06:49Yeah, but you see the...
06:50That is your sense of chivalry.
06:52All right, then.
06:53I'll arrest those two.
06:54Ah, ah, ah!
06:55You can't arrest them two decent young men
06:56for having a little harmless fun.
06:58But you...
06:59That is your sense of humor.
07:02Boss, listen.
07:03I'm just as chivalrous and humorous as you are.
07:06Yeah.
07:06All well, then.
07:07All right.
07:07Come on.
07:08I'll give you a few less.
07:08Now, everybody, just kiss and make up.
07:11And, Daisy, beer for everybody.
07:13On the house.
07:15Hey, Daisy, let me have you.
07:16I ain't believing that.
07:17And you're paying for the chandelier.
07:18On the house?
07:19I never heard you give anything away in your life.
07:22Hey, y'all.
07:23Do you ever feel like you're hearing things?
07:25Yeah, right about now.
07:27Hey, well, that ain't the boss hog that we all know and despise, fellas.
07:31You got something going.
07:32Boss, I think you've gone squirrely.
07:34Free beer?
07:34Listen.
07:36Have you contemplated even going to one of these head doctors?
07:38Because I think you got a couple of screws loose
07:40and you done fell off the shelf.
07:41You do, huh?
07:42Yes.
07:43Well, let me tell you.
07:44I know exactly what I'm doing.
07:46If you do, then why didn't you let me arrest Bo and Luke?
07:48Because I could give them 30 days in a slammer right now.
07:50When I get through is what I got in store for them.
07:53Them boys are going to be doing 30 years.
07:55Whoa.
07:56Ah!
07:57I threw out my bank.
07:58I threw out my bank.
07:59Oh, boss, is there anything I can do?
08:01You already did it.
08:02It's all your fault, Uncle Ian.
08:04Well, I wasn't even near you.
08:05No, but that meansy money of yours parked a carcass in my office chair.
08:09Well, that ain't flashy, Spock.
08:11She doesn't have an office chair of her own here in the Bo's nest.
08:13I'm about to do something.
08:16If my bank was out of whack, I'd never ask Roscoe to do anything.
08:19He just might.
08:20Anyhow, Bo and Luke headed back to the farm.
08:23Good news.
08:24Good news, boss.
08:26See what I got you, little buddy.
08:28I got you.
08:29No!
08:30Hot water bottle for your back here.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Just lean forward now.
08:34All right.
08:34Yeah.
08:35Just lean it forward.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Don't do that.
08:37Well, just lean it forward.
08:38I have to get it back.
08:39All right.
08:40That nice hot water bottle right back here.
08:42Now, just lie back.
08:43Oh!
08:45Let it go.
08:46Coursing through your aching, little fat back.
08:48Yeah.
08:49How's that feel?
08:51Roscoe, you moron is coursing through the seat of my pen.
08:53Oh, oh, oh.
08:54You must have left the cap off the bottle.
08:55Oh, let me check.
08:56Oh, no, no, no, no.
08:57Let me see.
08:58That's what I did.
08:59Oh, look at that.
09:00Look, look, look, look, look.
09:00Don't get it on me.
09:01Listen, boss.
09:02You got it on me.
09:03Don't stand there like a water on a frog here.
09:05Help me out of my sukin' pens, man.
09:07Oh, yeah.
09:07Can't stand it.
09:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:10Get out of there, you think.
09:12Yeah.
09:14Now, that's Miss Tisdale of the U.S. Postal Service.
09:17And she's a case.
09:19She took up bike riding when her doctor told her to slow down.
09:29I'll get these and have them, and they'll drip dry, and they'll be dry in no time.
09:34There's somebody out there.
09:35Huh?
09:35Somebody knocking.
09:36Oh, well, who is it?
09:39Oh!
09:40Howdy, J.D.
09:41Oh, okay, J.D.
09:41Got a parcel for you, special delivery.
09:44Oh, glory be it, finally arrived.
09:46We'll put it on the table, Miss Tisdale.
09:48Roscoe, turn me around, will you?
09:50Yeah.
09:52Oh!
09:54You got to sign for it first, J.D.
09:56Postal regulations, you know.
09:58Oh, Roscoe, take these.
09:59I told you to hang them up.
10:01Put me up in this chair so I can sign for this thing.
10:04Here you go, J.D.
10:07And I need to see some identification.
10:10Identification?
10:10Well, you know who I am.
10:12Sorry.
10:12No ID, no delivery.
10:14Postal regulations says return to sender.
10:16All right, all right.
10:17Roscoe, would you give Miss Tisdale the wallet out of my pants?
10:20Come on, come on.
10:21Give it to her.
10:21There, see my driver's license with my face on it?
10:26I've seen more flattering pictures than that in my post office.
10:30Give me that.
10:31And your legs don't do nothing for me neither.
10:35Dang.
10:40At last, at last, at last.
10:44It's finally arrived.
10:46It's finally arrived.
10:49Roscoe, the day of days has come.
10:51Oh, it's good.
10:52Yeah, seven months of waiting and $2,000, but it's going to be worth every penny and more.
10:57Are you kidding me?
10:58You pay $2,000 for this little box?
11:00Yeah.
11:01What's in there?
11:02The scim of scims.
11:04The sting of stings.
11:06I'll show you.
11:07Hang them pants up.
11:08Oh, yeah.
11:08I'm going to put them right here.
11:11Turk, Moody, come in.
11:14Give me that.
11:15Oh, that right here.
11:16Come here, boys.
11:17Yeah.
11:20Boys, look at that.
11:23It's finally arrived.
11:25Ain't that nice?
11:26Now, I'll tell you what.
11:28Let's have a dry run.
11:31Eh?
11:31Eh?
11:34Go on.
11:37Roscoe, prepare yourself to see a show of pure hog genius.
11:45Oh, boys.
11:47Sir, how long are you going to be working on the general here?
11:52We're just about done now with you, Jesse.
11:54Why?
11:55Well, I need a spool of barbed wire.
11:56I wonder if you'd pick it up for me in town.
11:59Problem.
11:59Besides, that'll give us a good excuse to poke around and see what boss and Roscoe's up to.
12:04You want to drive?
12:05Looks that way.
12:06You boys be careful now.
12:07You remember what happened to that curious cat?
12:09What happened to that curious cat, anyway?
12:11Well, it's...
12:20I guess I could put them on now.
12:22Though they are still a little damp.
12:25Put that little jewel.
12:26Somebody's knocking at the back door.
12:28Yeah, I know.
12:28It's my back that went out, not my hearing.
12:30Well, go open up.
12:31Oh, yeah.
12:32Well, I'll just go open up.
12:34Yes, sir.
12:35Bo and Luke Duke.
12:36What the heck are you?
12:37You've done enough trouble, didn't you?
12:38What are you putting me down?
12:40Listen, I'm serious now.
12:42I don't know.
12:42What are you laughing at?
12:44Tell them, boys.
12:45Tell me, boys.
12:47I'm not Bo.
12:48Would you?
12:49And I'm not Luke.
12:51Are you kidding me?
12:52You think I'm nuts?
12:53I know Luke when I see him, and I know Bo when I see him.
12:56You are a little horse.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Go on.
12:59Show them, boys.
13:04Oh, you're going to tear.
13:06Oh, that's going to cut you.
13:10Oh, you two.
13:15That's great gulps of galloping goose grease.
13:17Am I seeing what I think I see?
13:20Yeah, them bass and wigs.
13:21They really are, you fool.
13:23Jump and jee-haw, Shafat, how did they do that?
13:25All right, all right.
13:26Come on.
13:26Come on, come on.
13:27Boys, come on over here.
13:28You, you.
13:29You don't notice.
13:30Yeah, I found this here fellow in Atlanta who makes up them things from folks' photographs.
13:36So I got me a couple of pictures of Bo and Luke Duke, and that did the trick.
13:41Come here, come here.
13:41Grab that tarp, will you?
13:42Come on, pull on it.
13:43Pull it.
13:44Let me show you something.
13:45Look at that.
13:46That's a General Lee.
13:47It's an exact duplicate.
13:49It looks just like it, too.
13:51Sure it does.
13:52God, I found a fellow to make up this thing, too.
13:56Cover it up.
13:57You know something, boss.
13:58You know what I love about you.
13:59You've always got some devious little scheme in that fat little head of yours.
14:03Come on, I love it.
14:04I love it.
14:04I don't know what it is, but I love it.
14:06Bo and Luke were returning with the wire, and their future looked just about as bright as the only chicken
14:10in the hen house,
14:11and the preacher coming Sunday for dinner.
14:14And the preacher coming Sunday for dinner.
14:20You got it ready?
14:22Yep.
14:30What the heck is that?
14:31I don't know, but let's get out of here before they throw another one.
14:57Friends and neighbors, I don't think that jump was planned.
15:06We're airborne.
15:15I found it.
15:16Let's get rid of it.
15:23Look.
15:24I think somebody made these windows.
15:26Bo.
15:27Might too small.
15:28Howdy.
15:29Listen, boss.
15:31I get 50% of that armored car loot, right?
15:34Uh-uh-uh.
15:35You get 20%.
15:36But, uh, 50.
15:38Uh, 22 and a half.
15:40Boss, now that's not fair.
15:41The last time you said that the next deal would be 50-50.
15:45I did?
15:4650-50?
15:47I never could have done that.
15:48Yeah.
15:48All right, I'll tell you what I'll do.
15:50What?
15:50I'll toss you for it.
15:51Oh, okay.
15:52How about that?
15:52So that'll be fair and square.
15:54Just give me a quarter.
15:55Oh, I see a quarter.
15:56Mm-hmm.
15:57Let's see.
15:57I got it right there.
15:58Right there it is.
15:59All right.
16:00Mm-hmm.
16:00Now, heads you get 50%, tails you get 25%.
16:03Oh, okay.
16:04Tails, you lose, you get 10.
16:06You said 25.
16:08I did?
16:08Yeah.
16:08Funny, I don't recollect that at all.
16:10Well, you did.
16:11I'll tell you what I'll do.
16:12I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, and you can get 20%.
16:15Oh, well, I appreciate it.
16:17Boss, will you give me back my quarter?
16:19Hmm?
16:20Give me back my quarter.
16:21You sure are greedy, ain't you?
16:22Well, it's my quarter.
16:23All right, all right.
16:24Just a minute here.
16:25Yeah, take your quarter if it means so much to you.
16:27Well, it's just...
16:28Hog, you got your ears on?
16:30Oh.
16:30Oh.
16:30Yes, sir.
16:34Sheriff Rush...
16:35Uh-huh, uh-huh, that's for me.
16:36Ooh, it's the G.D. Hog here.
16:38I hear you knocking.
16:39Come on in.
16:39The birds are in their cages.
16:41Ha-ha-ha!
16:42Ain't that good news?
16:43Good news?
16:44Yeah.
16:44All right, now, you boys know what to do next, don't you?
16:47So you just get to it.
16:48Over and out.
16:50And four, Hog.
16:51Let me...
16:54Now, then, I'm just gonna have to clean out my safe here
16:57to get it ready for all that new money.
16:59All that new money.
17:01My back.
17:02I threw it out in you.
17:03Can't move?
17:03No, uh-uh.
17:04Ooh.
17:05You sure you can't move?
17:07No, not an inch.
17:08No, you, you.
17:09Oh, that's a shame, you know.
17:11Yeah.
17:11I had my lock up one time.
17:12Oh, did you?
17:13Mm-hmm.
17:14Oh, my.
17:15Can't you do something for me?
17:16No, no, that's right.
17:17It's not, I can't.
17:17Why not?
17:19My ice cream is all melting, you know.
17:21No, it ain't.
17:21No.
17:22Oh, ho, ho, ho.
17:25Well, while old boss's back was going out,
17:27Bo and Luke's backs were to the wall.
17:31Mind telling us what this is all about?
17:33Yeah, we mind.
17:34Did I ever tell you what a pleasure it is
17:35being captured by two nice guys like y'all?
17:38What do we do with them now?
17:39Create them.
17:40Put them in dead storage.
17:42Get it?
17:43Coffin works, dead storage.
17:45You know, them boys are about as funny
17:47as finding a rattlesnake in your bed.
17:55You know, those boys should have been back here an hour ago
17:58with that barbed wire.
18:00It ain't like them to dilly-dally when I send them
18:02for something.
18:05Jesse, I'll be here in 10 or 15 minutes.
18:07Don't you worry.
18:10Well, there better be.
18:21Down in Cutlerville, the wheels were already in motion
18:24as the armored truck set out to boss's bank in hazard.
18:46You know, this is a good feel.
18:47Very good.
18:57Roscoe, that ringing ain't in your head.
18:58It's the phone.
19:00Boss, I only got two hands.
19:01Well, use one of them to pick it up, will you, pea brain?
19:04Oh, that's it.
19:07Hello?
19:09It's for you.
19:10Huh?
19:10Yeah.
19:11All right.
19:11Give it to me.
19:12Here, here, sir.
19:13J.D. Hawke speaking.
19:14Here.
19:15Oh, it did.
19:16When?
19:18Oh, hell, right on schedule.
19:21All right, bye now.
19:23Roscoe, I'm through with you.
19:24Oh.
19:24Oh, I'm sorry.
19:26All right, come on.
19:28Come on.
19:28Get on.
19:29Get on.
19:29Get on with it.
19:30That armored truck is through at my bank
19:32in exactly 74 minutes.
19:33Yeah.
19:34I really outdid myself this time
19:36thanks to my very own Duke boys.
19:39Oh, that's good.
19:43I don't like it.
19:44I just don't like it.
19:46My corn hurts, and we ain't heard nothing from them boys.
19:49They should have been back here a long time ago.
19:51Why don't you try and raise them on the CB?
19:53I tried.
19:53They ain't got their ears on.
19:57I could call Cooter.
19:58Maybe he's heard from them.
20:04Mabel, would you get me Cooter over to the garage?
20:07Do I love more...
20:10Hold your horses.
20:16Hazard's garage, Cooter Davenport speaking.
20:18Cooter, this is Jesse Duke.
20:20You haven't seen anything of the boys, have you?
20:22No, sir.
20:22I ain't seen hiding or hair of them.
20:24What's that?
20:25I don't know.
20:25And I don't like not knowing.
20:27Tell you what, you keep your eyes open,
20:28and Daisy and me will be by there, all right?
20:31Yes, sir.
20:45Let's get going.
20:50Get up and get this stuff and get out of here.
20:54Oh, this baby's tight.
21:02Mabel?
21:03Yeah?
21:03I've been thinking.
21:04Let's rock these coffins back and forth.
21:06Maybe we can bang them together and get them on the floor,
21:08bust out of here.
21:09All right.
21:09Ain't got nothing to lose but a mouth full of splinters.
21:12Okay, go for it.
21:17Let's go.
21:24Well, the firecracker was lit at both ends
21:27and heating up in the middle.
21:33And as boss kept a close eye on the clock,
21:35time was running out for more than that.
21:39Hey, you're leaning on me.
21:40I ain't leaning on you.
21:41You're leaning on me.
21:42Well, whichever.
21:42Go the other way, all right?
21:45The other way.
21:46There goes.
21:48All right.
21:51You okay, Luke?
21:52You bet.
21:53Come on, little rollerer.
21:55Come on.
21:58Come on.
21:59Come on.
21:59Come on.
21:59Come on.
22:12Right on schedule.
22:14Oh, Luke.
22:15There you read me.
22:16This is Shepard.
22:17So when Daisy and Jesse couldn't raise the boys on the CB,
22:20they headed for town.
22:22Now, y'all know what they're going to see.
22:26Let's do it.
22:41All right, put them up.
22:44All right.
22:48Put them up.
22:49Now, nobody moves here.
22:51We're out of sight.
22:53Uncle Jesse.
22:55Pull over here.
23:05It'll be a egg-sucking dog.
23:06Am I seeing what I'm seeing?
23:08I was just about to ask you the same thing.
23:13Come on.
23:14Let's get after them.
23:14I want to see what this is all about.
23:17Don't stand there, keep it.
23:18Get in there.
23:19Call the serum.
23:20The Duke boys just grab the armored truck.
23:27Go.
23:33They must still be here.
23:34Let's make a run for it.
23:36Go.
23:39Y'all don't reckon that they're going to run smack dab
23:41in the middle of their own chase, do you?
23:43I'm taking odds.
23:50All right.
23:51Now, you make it look good, like it was really after them.
23:53And don't let Jesse or Daisy catch them
23:54or we blow the whole thing.
23:55Right.
23:56Oh, what's wrong?
23:57No, no.
23:58I'm back.
23:58I'm back again.
23:59Come on.
24:00You got a bait for Locke?
24:01Yeah, something like that.
24:02Go without me.
24:03Go ahead.
24:04Go after him.
24:08Next time to get a taller cast.
24:10Where are we headed to now?
24:11Back to the head.
24:12Man, the guy's got something in mind for us.
24:14I ain't sure what it is.
24:15With all that heavy artillery they got,
24:17we're going to need some health talk tomorrow.
24:19Well, as Bo and Luke headed for town,
24:22their doubles were heading the opposite way,
24:25not knowing that Daisy, Jesse, and Cooter
24:27were right on their tails.
24:29And old Roscoe was bringing up the rear,
24:32as usual.
24:43That's what I was afraid of.
24:55What the heck are they doing?
24:56I don't know, but I can't go around to through them.
25:00Now, even if they do get through this,
25:02how'd you like to try to explain it?
25:10So, the General's flying good today.
25:25Hang on.
25:27Well, as Bo and Luke was headed back
25:29to make sure everybody was all right,
25:31and to tell Roscoe about them fellas
25:32in the old coffin works,
25:34the sight of General Lee heading toward him
25:35kind of threw old Roscoe into a bit of a tizzy.
25:37You see, he thought,
25:39Chuck and Marty, they must have popped their corpse
25:41coming back like this.
25:42I can't believe in this.
25:44You see what I see?
25:45He's going right into Roscoe's arms.
25:51What are you doing?
25:53You ain't supposed to be doing this.
25:54Doing what?
25:55You know.
25:56We do?
25:58Yeah, you...
25:58Well, if we know,
26:00then you know.
26:03What are we whispering about?
26:04We're whispering so they won't know.
26:06They just...
26:08What are you doing?
26:09You're the Dukes.
26:10Right.
26:11Yeah.
26:13Now, just, uh,
26:14who is it we're supposed to look like?
26:16You're the Dukes
26:17that robbed that armored car
26:19in front of Boss Hogg's bank,
26:20that's who,
26:20and you're under arrest.
26:22We're what?
26:23Now, just hold on there, Roscoe.
26:25I'm sure these boys got some explanation
26:27for doing what they did.
26:28Well, we did.
26:29Well, you do have some explanation, don't you?
26:31Uncle Jesse,
26:31I ain't quite sure what you're talking about,
26:33but Luke and me was 20 miles away from here
26:35for the last three hours.
26:36Yeah, three hours tied up
26:37in the old coffin works.
26:38Yeah, which means we ain't had time
26:40to rob no banks.
26:41Just hush, hush,
26:42because we got a witness.
26:43Jesse, he saw you with his own eyeballs.
26:46Well, now, I...
26:47Didn't you, Jesse?
26:48Hmm?
26:48Boys,
26:49ain't nothing in the world
26:50I wouldn't do for you,
26:51but
26:52I can't lie.
26:53I did see you.
26:56Couldn't I thought...
26:57Well, we thought that we think
26:58that we thought that we saw you.
26:59Listen, y'all,
27:00me and Boy ain't never lied to you before,
27:02and we ain't about to start now.
27:04We was nowhere near that bank
27:06any time today.
27:07Oh, toiddly-toiddly,
27:08tell it to the judge.
27:10Come on,
27:10get out of there,
27:11put your hands behind you.
27:12I'm gonna cuff you and stuff you.
27:13Roscoe,
27:14you're not gonna arrest my cousins,
27:15are you?
27:15Well, yeah, I'm...
27:16You're gonna get me so upset,
27:17I'm gonna...
27:17Oh, but he's here,
27:18baby!
27:21I don't blame old Roscoe.
27:23I'd have bought that, too.
27:24You're beating on my gun right now.
27:26Get free to...
27:34Are you nuts?
27:35Don't be putting Daisy's body
27:36in front of my vehicle.
27:37Roscoe,
27:37can't you see the lady has painted?
27:39I haven't got time to...
27:40Roscoe, do your duty.
27:41She's obstructing justice.
27:43Get you...
27:44All right.
27:59That stuff back there
28:00make any sense to you at all?
28:01Not a heck of a lot.
28:03Now, Daisy, Cooter,
28:04and Uncle Jesse
28:04all think they saw us
28:05at the bank of...
28:07Something.
28:08Maybe they all need glasses.
28:10Maybe there's two guys
28:11running around
28:12who look just like us.
28:14Things weren't bad enough now.
28:16Well, just wait.
28:17You see, this here truck
28:18had been hauling industrial glue
28:20and was leaking its cargo
28:21all over the road.
28:23Are you getting a picture?
28:24That's just the road's closed.
28:26I see it.
28:27Hey, hey, it's done.
28:52Go!
28:53Go!
28:59Peters!
29:00Oh, I sure hope
29:01you know what you're doing.
29:02Of course I know what I'm doing.
29:04I watched one of the
29:04chiropractors down in Atlanta.
29:06Uh-huh.
29:06He said,
29:07manipulation
29:08is the best thing
29:09to snap the back
29:10back into place.
29:11Well, if this don't help me,
29:12I'm gonna manipulate
29:13your head with my key.
29:15This is Sheriff, Roger.
29:16Oh, Coltrane
29:17calling his little buddy boss.
29:18You got your ears on?
29:20Come on, stop that
29:21and give me that thing.
29:24Roscoe, this is J.D.
29:25Hogg here.
29:26You hold on for a sec.
29:28Clears, you see them
29:28earplugs there on the desk?
29:30These?
29:30Yeah, well, put them
29:31in your big ears, will you?
29:32Now, Cousin Boss, I can...
29:33Don't backtalk me.
29:34Just do like I say.
29:35And don't stop manipulating me
29:37until I'm through
29:37manipulating Roscoe.
29:40You got them in good and tight?
29:42Good night?
29:42It's not even dark yet.
29:44Never mind.
29:46Roscoe, here I am again.
29:47Now, did you do everything
29:48you were supposed to do?
29:49Well, that's a negatory,
29:51little buddy.
29:52They got clean away.
29:53In fact, Bo and Luke did too.
29:55All right, all right,
29:56Roscoe, now you just listen.
29:57You put out an APB
29:59on them Duke boys
29:59right away, you hear?
30:01And then you get your tail
30:02over here on the double.
30:03Well, boss, you see,
30:04it's not really that simple.
30:05Uh, you see,
30:07I'm up here at Clear Creek Drive.
30:09Would you be so kind
30:10as to tell Cooter
30:11to bring his tow truck out
30:12home here?
30:14What's that, Hermity?
30:14Roscoe, what ain't that simple?
30:17Boss?
30:18Roscoe, this is J.D. Hogg.
30:19Now, what ain't that simple?
30:24Cletus!
30:26Oh, you're done.
30:27I'm sorry.
30:27Cletus!
30:28Okay, I got another idea.
30:29No, no, no, no, no, no,
30:30no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
30:32you gotta get Cooter.
30:33Get Cooter to get Roscoe out.
30:35What's the matter?
30:36You're different.
30:37No, no, no, no,
30:38don't do this.
30:39No, no, you're hurting me.
30:40I'm gonna hurt you.
30:44How's you been?
30:47They say these guys
30:48looked exactly like us, huh?
30:49Oh, yeah, they were dead ringers
30:50and they had an exact
30:51duplicate of the general.
30:52Yeah, Uncle Jesse and I
30:53thought we were chasing you
30:54until he passed us
30:55heading the other way
30:56going towards town.
30:57I couldn't believe mine.
30:58You suppose he went
30:58to the coffin works?
31:00probably hey you know i bet them guys is mixed up with the fellas that tied us up that's what
31:04i
31:04was thinking we owe ourselves a trip over the old coffin works well just in case they didn't go that
31:08way uncle chesney and i'll check out chestnut trail yeah and i better run up to indian springs
31:13sounds good to me give you an excuse you go ahead all right daisy and me are right up here
31:18you got it okay you want some of it yeah
31:22you know hog ain't gonna be too happy them duke boys escaping before they're supposed to
31:29don't much matter now besides with hog not able to say anything and them boys on the loose
31:36i don't see much sense in sharing this with hog and the sheriff not when we can keep it all
31:40and
31:41maybe hit another bank or two and lay it off on them dukes moody i sure like the way you
31:46think
31:47i'll carry the dough you get them masking wigs we ain't through with them till them duke boys get
31:58caught
31:59and remember rascal i want you to arrest turkey and moody too oh for robbing that arbor truck right
32:05why don't you give that brain back to the pinhead you took it from no no so we won't have
32:10to split
32:11any of the money with them oh you're gonna have to rig other charges against turkey and moody oh
32:15uh oh you know that's what i love about you you sneaky little rascal you double crossing those
32:21doubles well it's my solemn duty as a law-abiding citizen ain't it after all them boys is crux
32:37now y'all better pay attention you see that there general lee coming at you ain't we use this
32:43here fake general lee for a couple more back highs and then dump it while this here general lee is
32:50and it's looking for the one that ain't except it's on the wrong road
32:57but daisy and jesse ain't
33:03there they are yeah that's him all right see if you can raise him on the cb gate
33:10well look we found him and i'll chase that trail heading west hey hang tight daisy we'll meet you there
33:31it's part of that duke clan yeah do they catch this little blow or anything
33:36ain't nothing as long as we got this just shoot out the tires
33:52now i ask you with the boys shooting at you what would you do if you call
34:12you all right i'm a little shaken up uncle jesse get over here
34:21see if you can raise bone look
34:24first you gotta be able to see something
34:27bow look we left him
34:39not one word about arresting turkey and moody until after i get that money away from
34:44you know boss i was just thinking oh yeah i knew i smelled something burning
34:50listen if turkey and moody they don't claim their share of that money that means there's more for
34:55us to split
34:56you got more nerve than a toothache their share of that money is going to be used to pay me
35:02bad
35:02for my expense
35:03uh but but
35:05oh one more bite out of you and i'll bite your butt across the county line
35:08now you just see how that app on bow and luke is coming along
35:27uh just in case y'all lost track them's the bad guys
35:46looks like we picked up a smoky
35:48i ain't deaf
35:50better get into these they don't get pink in our real faces
35:57hey
35:58moody
35:59oh
35:59where are you
36:00it's me it's anything out
36:02and me
36:04rosco
36:05you
36:06you
36:07you
36:07you
36:07you
36:07you
36:23i wasn't talking about food
36:25i sure could use some
36:26yeah i could use you
36:27oh i'm talking about my 250 000 simoleons
36:30i think them dirty crooks stole my stolen money
36:35little here to all chickasaw deputies
36:38i'm in pursuit of general lee
36:40on 71 heading east
36:42all cars join in pursuit
36:44ain't after us
36:46he's tailing our look-alikes
36:48wait a minute
36:49that road they're on to him across the county line
36:51if we go across that we'll be breaking our probation
36:53that's wanted for armed robbery too
36:55we got no choice we gotta cut them off
36:59uh lost sheep to shepherd lost sheep to shepherd
37:01hey what you got bow
37:02sheriff little's got our boys pinned down on 71 moving east
37:05why don't we all join the party
37:0610-4
37:12little here to all chickasaw deputies
37:14i repeat i got the suspects on 71 heading east and i'm in pursuit
37:19oh that's good news
37:20no no no it ain't
37:23no it ain't
37:24on account of we don't know which suspects he's pursuing
37:26we don't know if it's the real duke boys
37:29or my phony duke boys turkey and moody
37:31and if it is turkey and moody
37:32sheriff little's gonna get all that money
37:35oh that is bad news
37:37and not only that
37:39but if the sheriff finds out that turkey and moody's wearing them false faces
37:42isn't he gonna trace those masks right back to you
37:47to us
37:52well don't leave me here
38:05gotta be able to save some time cutting across clear creek
38:08let's get started
38:10let's get started
38:16let's get started
38:18let's get started
38:20let's get started
38:20let's get started
38:20let's get started
38:20let's get started
38:21let's get started
38:23let's get started
38:23let's get started
38:24let's get started
38:25let's get started
38:28let's get started
38:29let's get started
38:29let's get started
38:29let's get started
38:30let's get started
38:31let's get started
38:38Ha, ha, ha, think I'm all right.
38:48Two of them?
38:49I got to be working well out of a full set of lights here, huh?
38:52And that's a big tinfoil.
38:56It's born loose.
38:57That sheriff behind him can't help but smell something down.
39:00As long as he doesn't know which one is which, I think we'll be home free.
39:04Take that cutoff up ahead.
39:05Can you picture anything crazier than driving around Hazard pretending to be Bo and Luke?
39:10If the law don't get you, Bo and Luke would.
39:13Lost sheep to Shepherd, lost sheep to Shepherd.
39:15Our boys just turned off 71 East in the Jackson Forest.
39:22You heard me.
39:23I got two General E's now, and I want both of them.
39:29Hey, there they are, there they are.
39:32You want me to follow them or just drive straight on to prison?
39:34Ha, look, we ain't licked yet.
39:37If we can help Turkey and Moody escape,
39:39we'll swear Sheriff Little had double vision.
39:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
39:58Gainin' on us.
40:00Loose as I can.
40:05Whoops.
40:10I can't see.
40:12Stop there, you know, do.
40:14Stop there, you know, do.
40:17Over there.
40:19There's Bo and Luke, see?
40:21No, there's Bo and Luke.
40:22Oh, yeah.
40:23All right, all right.
40:24Cut them off, Do-Do.
40:25We don't want them to catch Turk and Moody.
40:27Which one's Turk and Moody?
40:29The ones that look like Bo and Luke.
40:31What does Bo and Luke look like?
40:33Oh, like themselves.
40:34Well, then what's Turk and Moody look like?
40:36Oh, don't argue with me.
40:37Just cut them off.
40:38Or you'll have 20 years up the river
40:40to figure out which is which.
40:41Come on.
40:53Now you did it.
40:54Now you did it.
40:55Get the basic cover.
40:56Get the cover.
41:01Shepard the lost sheep.
41:02Shepard the lost sheep.
41:03If you could herd them west.
41:05We could maybe corral them,
41:06if you know what I mean.
41:08That's a big tent for, Uncle Shepard.
41:09Listen, Luke at me will turn them around
41:11as soon as we catch up to them.
41:26Okay, Shepard, I'll give you the five count.
41:28And four.
41:32Five.
41:35Four.
41:37Three.
41:39Two.
41:41One.
41:42Three.
41:43Three.
41:47Three.
41:51Four.
41:58If y'all liked that,
41:59you should have seen old Bo play linebacker
42:01for Hazard High.
42:02He plumb wore out two boar hogs
42:04as tackling dummies.
42:07Well, the double dukes were caught
42:08and taken away to jail.
42:10Boss got himself off the hook
42:11by swearing that he had ordered
42:12them Bo and Luke masks
42:13as a practical joke for next Halloween.
42:15How Turk and Moody got a hold of them
42:17and the bogus General Lee,
42:18he hadn't the slightest ID.
42:21Boss is slick.
42:23Bo and Luke were not only cleared
42:24of all the charges,
42:25but they got the reward money
42:26from the armored truck company,
42:28and they turned it over
42:29to the Hazard County Orphanage.
42:30They sure would have liked
42:31to have bought that bogus general
42:32for the spare parts,
42:33but it was impounded for evidence.
42:36One set of Bo and Luke
42:38and one General Lee
42:39is enough for Hazard County anyway.
42:41So with just a single pair
42:43of duke boys,
42:44things were working normally
42:45in Hazard County,
42:46including Boss' celebrity speed trap.
42:50Do you still have blue eyes?
42:53Do they still tell sweet ones?
42:56Do you still think I'd take it
42:58all too seriously?
43:01Do you still drink too much
43:04and say things you saw?
43:06What have you been doing without me?
43:11Do you still live alone?
43:15Do you still hold on?
43:18Who's on the other end
43:20where I used to be?
43:23Are you ever sorry that we
43:26said goodbye?
43:28And does a Lone Star Cowboy
43:30ever think of me?
43:34Do you still ride the rodeo?
43:38Do you still like Texas swing?
43:40Do you still ring a cowboy hat
43:43and a big diamond ring?
44:03Do you still love bright lights
44:15himself to the Lord?
44:17Imprisoned by the bars
44:19that set him free?
44:21But there was never a wild horse
44:24that could not be rode
44:26And there were a cowboy that could not be thrown
44:32And there were an outlaw that could not be chased
44:37With love in his heart
44:40And a home on the range
44:43So what will you do
44:45When the round up is done?
44:48Will you look back and see
44:50At what you thought was fun
44:53Was a Lone Star
44:55Come around
44:56Bareback and wide
44:58When he could have a sack
45:01And a California cowgirl
45:04Going home in style
45:15Folks, you just heard
45:16another Boy's Nest
45:18wonderful special attraction
45:20Let me just say that you
45:22are just as sweet as you seem
45:24Miss Fargo
45:25Wait a minute, wait a minute
45:26Don't go off in a huff
45:27No
45:28Well, listen
45:28You already squared the bill
45:30on your speeding ticket
45:31Yeah
45:32Speeding ticket?
45:33Now, I've had to sing for my supper
45:35But I've never had to sing for blackmail
45:37Oh, naughty, naughty now
45:39Not blackmail
45:40Listen, you watch your language, young lady
45:42I'll have you in here singing for three weeks
45:44No, honey
45:44He doesn't mean that at all
45:45Justice has been done
45:47You're free to go
45:48Free
45:48Thank you
45:49I hope you come down to sing
45:51For this again sometime
45:52Look what you mean
45:53I'm going to look
45:54Wow
45:54Bye, bye, bye
45:55Bye, bye, bye
45:57Bye, bye, bye, bye
46:24Bye, bye, bye, bye
46:28Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye
46:33Good job, YouTube.
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