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00:01Tonight, on The Dukes, a stranger comes to town, claiming to be a duke.
00:07A duke's brother? How do you expect us to believe that?
00:12He's a duke!
00:19How do we have him?
00:24When did you wake up?
00:27Yeah!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flattening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:26Yee-haw!
01:41Now, it's pretty dang seldom and hazard that you see one car chasing another without one of them being the
01:46general lean and the other being the sheriff's patrol car.
01:48And it ain't often you'll see someone tune around a set of wheels almost as good as Hope and Luke
01:53do. What y'all reckon's going on?
02:09There's an awful good reason for all the similarity, which if you'll hang on a minute, you'll see.
02:17Whoever that is, he ain't gonna give up the chase
02:22What do you think?
02:23Well, I think it needs about five minutes more.
02:26Give her five minutes. It could be a little browner. I'll get it.
02:29Well, you're the expert.
02:32Yeah?
02:33Mr. Duke.
02:33That's right.
02:35Mr. Duke, I know you're gonna find this hard to believe, but...
02:38My name is Judd. I'm Luke's brother.
02:45You're...
02:47Luke?
02:50Luke, there's a fella here that, uh...
02:52I heard him.
02:54Come on in.
02:59I don't know if this is your idea of a joke, but it ain't funny.
03:03My baby brother Judd died in a hospital fire when he was two weeks old.
03:07Yeah, I know there was a hospital fire, but I wasn't lost in it.
03:10You see, there was this lady, Mrs. Nelson, a nurse, and she was a widow lady.
03:14And when the fire started, she grabbed me up and ran.
03:17She saved my life.
03:18As a matter of fact, they never did find any remains.
03:23Well, that's because there wasn't any, and everybody thought I was a goner, and she didn't have any children,
03:26so she just took me to the next town and raised me as her own.
03:29I can't believe it.
03:32How do you expect us to believe that?
03:33You come waltzing in here with this story.
03:37Why didn't you come looking for me before?
03:38Because I didn't know anything about you until she took ill six months ago.
03:42She told me the truth on her deathbed.
03:44And I've spent every last dollar I can lay my hands on since then on a private detective trying to
03:49find my family.
03:51Well, that sure is a right good story.
03:55There sure is a family resemblance, too.
03:58In case you need proof,
04:01Mom, Mrs. Nelson, says that, well, I guess we got something else in common.
04:06A birthmark.
04:08A birthmark?
04:09Yeah.
04:11If, uh, the young lady over there turned her back for a minute, uh...
04:14That's in the same place as mine.
04:16Same place.
04:18My baby brother.
04:19That's what I've been trying to tell you.
04:24He's my baby brother.
04:27Yeah.
04:28How are you doing?
04:29There, this is Bob.
04:32How are you doing?
04:32How are you doing?
04:33Good to see you.
04:34Hey, Jack.
04:35John, there you are.
04:36You look more like your dad than your dad.
04:40Look at him.
04:42There he is.
04:44Sure is cute.
04:48What do you mean he's still alive?
04:49I lost him, but I bet he's still here in Hazard County.
04:52Why, you find him, boy.
04:54Because I'm using a payphone and a park bench for an office
04:57because that rat didn't go down for the count the way he was supposed to.
05:00I lost my money, Charlie.
05:02My pretty rolls.
05:04My penthouse condo.
05:06Danes.
05:07Catch the next bus offer, Hazard.
05:09I'll meet you at the bus station at 2.
05:11I lost my watch.
05:13How am I gonna tell what time it is, Charlie?
05:20That sure was a good meal, Cousin Daisy.
05:22Well, it's not over yet, Chad.
05:24I got two apple pies here that Uncle Jesse made.
05:26All right.
05:28Good.
05:28So what would it be, milk or buttermilk?
05:30I'll have buttermilk, please.
05:31Okay.
05:31Chad?
05:32Oh, I hate buttermilk.
05:33Well, that's one thing we got in common.
05:35I'll have some coffee, though.
05:36Yeah, me too, please.
05:37Black.
05:38Oh, yeah?
05:41Get on with it, Chad.
05:43Well, uh, I guess we moved on down to Tullahoma and, um, I got me a little schooling.
05:49Did a few odd jobs.
05:50Did a hitch in the army.
05:52Learned to box.
05:53No kidding?
05:54Oh, shoot.
05:54Luke was a boxer in the Marines.
05:56Yeah, I quit, though.
05:57When I got out, I came back home.
05:59Yeah.
05:59Well, I, uh, stayed with it for a while.
06:01Turned pro.
06:03Fought under the name of Killer Kane.
06:05Did pretty good for a while.
06:07Well, if you did so good, why'd you quit?
06:10That's a long story.
06:13Well?
06:15Uh, here's to the new member of the family.
06:17Welcome, Judd.
06:19Here he is.
06:19Yeah.
06:20All right.
06:21Speech, speech.
06:22Make speech.
06:23Age before beauty over here.
06:25No, no.
06:25Well, one of you get on with it.
06:28Well, uh, I guess this is about the happiest day of my life.
06:33Well, while the Dukes and Judd was getting to know one another,
06:36this here fellow who was chasing Judd in the beginning
06:38was getting to know every back road and highway in Hazard County.
06:42And he wasn't about to give up.
06:50Here you go.
06:52Do you want me to watch or not?
06:53Do you want me to watch?
06:57The scenery don't change much.
07:00Huh?
07:01It's about the fifth time you looked out that window.
07:03You expecting somebody?
07:05No, of course not.
07:08Judd, we're brothers.
07:10Now, you ain't got to keep anything from me.
07:13Who you waiting on?
07:17Somebody who might want to kill me.
07:21Don't you suppose everybody ought to hear this?
07:24It's my problem.
07:25It's our problem.
07:27Hey, y'all, come on in here.
07:29Judd's got a problem.
07:30Looks like somebody's after him.
07:32What?
07:33Come on in here and just sit down.
07:34Well, it's kind of trouble.
07:35Excuse me.
07:36What are you talking about?
07:38Well, I guess y'all got a right to know, uh, since we're family.
07:42I told you I was a professional fighter.
07:44Well, uh, my manager made a deal with a gambler
07:48who laid off a big bet on the other guy.
07:50I was supposed to take a dive.
07:51Which you didn't do.
07:52Nope.
07:53Knocked him out in the first round.
07:55I guess that gambler lost just about everything.
07:58Do you know who he is?
07:59Yeah.
08:00Yeah, it was, uh, Tex Tompkins.
08:02He sent one of his boys, Charlie Burns, to get me.
08:04This sounds serious.
08:07We better get ourselves some help.
08:08Why don't you get Roscoe?
08:10What help is Roscoe gonna be?
08:12Well, he and Enos are the only law we got in Hazard.
08:15You know, these guys have guns.
08:17They have.
08:18Uncle Jesse's right.
08:19Let's go.
08:20All right, enough said.
08:20Uh, uh, listen.
08:22If Roscoe ain't to the courthouse, he'll be out there at speed trap number two.
08:27Gotcha.
08:27Yes, sir.
08:28Keep your eyes open, huh?
08:29The Duke's headed for Hazard looking for Roscoe's help.
08:32A sure sign of desperation.
08:33Now, friends, the Hazard Moon Ball was approaching.
08:37And Roscoe was going beyond the call of duty.
08:39And you ain't gonna believe how.
08:42You mean like this?
08:44Mm-hmm.
08:44All right.
08:45Now, you lead.
08:47Okay.
08:48All right.
08:49One, and two, and three, and two.
08:53And one, and two, and three, and three.
08:57And one, and two, and one.
09:02And then you lead.
09:03Round we go.
09:06Now, get ready for the big dip.
09:08What dip?
09:08Ready?
09:08The dip.
09:09The dip.
09:09That's one.
09:10That's good.
09:11That's good.
09:11That's good.
09:11All right.
09:12All right.
09:12One, and two, and two.
09:15Well, y'all might not be the prettiest couple at the Hazard Ball, but...
09:17Sure do count good.
09:19Yeah, but you boys can start counting 30 days, which is what you two are gonna get for trespassing.
09:24Roscoe, come back in here and turn that music off.
09:26You can't get us for trespassing.
09:29This here's public property, ain't it?
09:30Oh, that's right.
09:32Besides, we came here on legitimate business.
09:33I know that's hard to believe and all, but it's true.
09:35Oh, Tiddly Tiddly, what legitimate business?
09:38We're trying to save a man's life.
09:39That's what legitimate business.
09:41Oh, what man's life?
09:42My brother, Judd Cain.
09:44Your brother?
09:45Your brother?
09:48Roscoe, did you hear that?
09:49I heard it three times.
09:50When he said it, you said it, and I said it.
09:51Oh, please.
09:52Judd, this is Roscoe Coltrane and Boss Hawk.
09:55Oh.
09:56Say, uh, where'd you come from, brother?
09:58Yeah.
09:58Because I never heard tale of Luke Duke having no brother.
10:01Well, look, boss, it's a long story.
10:02See, we ain't got time to go into right now.
10:05The important thing is he's here and there's somebody after him.
10:08Somebody after him?
10:09Yeah, fella's name is, uh, Charlie Burns.
10:11Yeah, well, you got a description of this Burns?
10:13Well, he's, um, he's about six feet tall, 180 pounds.
10:17He's got sandy hair.
10:17He's wearing a blue blazer.
10:19Blue blazers?
10:20Do you?
10:21Now, we'd really appreciate it if you and Enos keep an eye open for him.
10:24Oh, wait a minute.
10:24Hold everything.
10:25Oh, hold it, hold it, hold it.
10:26Listen, why should a busy man like the sheriff waste all his time and the taxpayer's money
10:31by involving himself in you and your brother's personal problems?
10:34Yeah.
10:34Well, because he's the law and it's his duty.
10:37Oh, because he's the law and it's his duty.
10:40Besides, there might be a small reward involved in this thing.
10:43Oh, reward!
10:43A reward!
11:05Reward was exactly what boss was thinking, but not quite the way Luke intended.
11:10I was just planning an idea in boss's greedy little mind.
11:13Yeah, Judd, if Boss Hogg thinks there's some money in it for him, he'll have Roscoe and Enos out there
11:17looking for that fella in no town.
11:31You know something, boss?
11:33Those Duke boys were lying.
11:35They were lying just like a tombstone.
11:38That man was no more Luke Duke's brother than I am second cousin to a jackass.
11:43Yeah, well, he is and you are.
11:45On the corner, Luke wasn't lying when he said that that Judd was his brother.
11:49He wasn't?
11:50Uh-uh.
11:50On the corner, Duke's don't lie.
11:54You know, come to think of it, they don't, do they?
11:56And they wasn't lying when they said that someone was out to get Luke's brother, too.
11:59Oh.
12:00Only.
12:01Only?
12:01Only I'm thinking that that reward money he's talking about was really reward money for Luke's brother.
12:08Oh.
12:08Yeah.
12:09And I'm thinking that that Charlie Burns he was talking about was really some kind of lawman.
12:13Well, maybe a bounty hunter.
12:15Bounty.
12:16Yeah, that's right.
12:17And I think that them Dukes was trying to stop him from collecting Judd and that reward money that Luke
12:21was talking about.
12:22Oh, that's right.
12:23You know, son, that's what I love about you.
12:25You got a mind like a steel trap.
12:26Yeah, and I'm gonna snap it shut tight on them Dukes.
12:30You're scuffing my fern.
12:31Oh, yeah.
12:38Hey, Judd?
12:40Yeah.
12:40What kind of car was that you said was following you?
12:43A light brown sedan, five, six years old, maybe.
12:46Well, that kind of fits the description with one that's sitting behind us.
12:51Well, he just seems to be hanging back there. He doesn't seem to be moving up on us at all.
12:55Well, let's just see what he wants. Hang on.
13:01No, I ain't hanging back no more.
13:10Then it's gotta be him.
13:12Well, you don't mind if we don't just pull over and ask him, all right? Let's hang on.
13:29I was pulling up on you.
13:32Luke, please tell me that that squuttering in the engine ain't the float valve stuck again.
13:43Well, I get the feeling he ain't friendly.
13:47Hang in here. Don't let him knock you off.
13:52Boy's got a gun.
13:53Welcome to hazard, Judd.
14:01Hang on.
14:08Well, I let out a hold him for a while.
14:10Yeah, but it ain't gonna take him long to find out who his car belongs to.
14:13Which'll lead him right to the farm's doorsteps.
14:15You get there?
14:16Boy, this is sure gonna be one heck of a homecoming.
14:20Yes, sir. It's the last of the Warner Poston, Sheriff.
14:22Would you all mind telling me who we're looking for, please?
14:24I'll tell you who we're looking for, Luke Duke's kid brother, Judd.
14:28Possum all the gun, but I didn't know Luke Duke had a kid brother.
14:30When did he get one?
14:31He's had one for some 20-odd years, you dipstick.
14:34Enos!
14:34Will you stop asking questions or start picking in?
14:37Yes.
14:37I'll be glad to, Sheriff, except I don't know what Luke's kid brother looks like.
14:42Yeah?
14:42Well, how's it looking like Luke Duke for starters?
14:45That's right.
14:46Yes, sir.
14:47Yes, sir.
14:55Tex arrived in town having lost everything except his natural means.
15:00He wasn't made any too happy by old Charlie's ineptitude.
15:04Don't you love them kind of words?
15:06Don't worry, Tex. We'll get him, and when we do, it's gonna be a permanent KO.
15:11All we gotta find out is who owns that orange car he's driving around in.
15:16You know how we're gonna do that, Charlie?
15:18We ask.
15:19We ask cops for help?
15:22A good cop is a public servant.
15:25And if he's a bad cop, well, he's my kind of people.
15:29So you're just gonna take off?
15:30That's right.
15:32I thought you said you were a fighter.
15:34I am a fighter. I'm a good one.
15:35And a good fighter uses his head as well as his hands, and that's why I'm getting out of here.
15:38Hang on just a second.
15:40You can't drop into somebody's life one day and drop out the next.
15:44I'm your brother. I wanna help.
15:45Luke's right.
15:46Not only does he wanna help, but we all do. We're all family.
15:49I know that, but if anything was to happen to anyone of you, I couldn't live with myself.
15:53Well, you think it'd be any easier for me to live with myself if something happened to you?
15:56Look, I'm having trouble living with the both of you.
15:59Now, I don't like running away any more than the next fella does, but you seem to be forgetting something.
16:03As soon as that guy gets his car out of that ditch, he's gonna come looking for us, and it
16:07ain't gonna be too hard,
16:07because he knows his car, and he knows the general.
16:10Wait a minute. That fella's new around here. He's gonna have to take the main road out here, won't he?
16:14What are you getting at?
16:15I'll drive your car, and you ride with Bo and General Lee.
16:18Now, what good is that gonna do?
16:19You stay out of this.
16:21What good is that gonna do?
16:23Don't you see Uncle Jesse? Luke is gonna be a decoy.
16:25Sure. Luke's gonna drop Judd's car, and they're gonna chase him.
16:28Right. While Bo and Judd are in the General Lee heading the other way on some back road.
16:31I can't let you do that.
16:32Luke, why don't we go to McCall's place?
16:33That's a great idea. It'll buy us some time. We'll be able to figure a way out of the situation.
16:38No.
16:38Maybe they'll just leave.
16:39And you won't be running.
16:41That's right, and I'm gonna make you some sandwiches while y'all are holed up.
16:43That oughta help.
16:44Ham sandwich.
16:45Uncle Jesse, you're gonna need some traveling money.
16:49We better pack. Come on, come on.
16:51Let's see, Judd. Here, you're just...
16:55Here, take, take, take two.
16:56Jesse, I can't take your money.
16:57Look, look, give it back to me when you get to be champion, huh?
17:01Well, as the Dukes was getting ready to make their move, Boston Roscoe was coming to a dead stop.
17:07Well, he ain't in that book either.
17:09You ain't the one who pusses neither, Mr. Hogg.
17:11Could be nobody wants him.
17:12Present family excluded, of course.
17:14You know what pains me is that just maybe this fella hasn't done anything wrong.
17:20He's a Duke, ain't he?
17:22Well, Mr. Hogg, the Dukes are honest, law abiding folks.
17:26Well, that's exactly why I don't trust none of them.
17:28Anybody that's so clean had to be dirty first.
17:31Now, listen, Enos.
17:32I want you to get your tail out to the Duke farm, you hear?
17:34I want a round-the-clock watch, put on whatever's going on out there.
17:38Now, Mr. Hogg's spying on other folks is illegal.
17:40Enos, will you hush that?
17:42It's not called spying.
17:43It's called staking out when it's policemen.
17:45That's it. Staking out.
17:46Staking out. Now, get, get, get, get, get, get, get.
17:48I see a snooze, I'm war to a nub.
17:51Oh, and you ain't just gonna sit there, are you?
17:53No.
17:53Come on, get on the phone.
17:54Yeah, call the sheriff's and other counties.
17:57Yeah, call the FBI, call the CIA, call the IRS.
18:01We gotta find somebody with something on them,
18:03or we're gonna be stuck with another Duke in his...
18:07The FBI, call the FBI, call the FBI.
18:12What's the taking out means?
18:14It's for his cousin's spying.
18:16Hey, hey, huh?
18:26Where have I seen him before?
18:39Hey, boss, the FBI said they don't have anything on them,
18:42but they're gonna keep checking.
18:43Yeah, well, call them other places I told you to call then.
18:46Come on, don't waste any...
18:47Sheriff.
18:48Oh, oh, excuse me, that's your service.
18:50Uh-uh-uh, you ain't at nobody's service
18:52until you find out more about Judd King.
18:54You said Judd King?
18:55Yeah, I said Judd King.
18:56Yeah, he said Judd King.
18:58Well, ain't that a coincidence.
18:59That's just who we're looking for.
19:01You're looking for Judd King?
19:03Dude.
19:04Well, why would you be looking for Judd King?
19:06Yeah.
19:08Unless...
19:08Unless...
19:08Unless...
19:09I was right.
19:10You were right.
19:10And there is a price on his head.
19:12Oh, yes.
19:14And you two bounty hunters are trying to beat us to it, ain't you?
19:18Oh, yes.
19:19So you do know where Killer Kane is.
19:21See, Killer Kane.
19:22Killer Kane.
19:22Killer Kane.
19:23I know, Roscoe.
19:24I was right.
19:25I knew it.
19:25I knew it.
19:26Listen, tell me something.
19:27How much is this reward you're gonna split with us
19:31if we tell you where he is?
19:32Well, how's $10,000 sound?
19:35Damn.
19:35How?
19:36Five for you and the Sheriff.
19:38Oh, five for us.
19:39Five for us.
19:40Five for you.
19:41If you tell us where he is.
19:42Oh, he's out at the Duke farm.
19:43Yeah, and we'll drive out there with you just to make it official and all that.
19:47And to make sure that we get our share of the reward money.
19:50Oh, yeah.
19:51The Duke farm, you say?
19:52Yeah.
19:52Yeah.
19:53Well, that's right neighborly of you.
19:55Oh, thank you.
19:55Isn't it, Charlie?
19:56Right neighborly, except we're kinda loners.
19:59We'd rather go out there for Jed by ourselves.
20:01You would-
20:02Wait a minute!
20:03Wait!
20:03What do you think you're trying to do?
20:05Turn him up!
20:06Get in there!
20:07Come on!
20:07That's a mother of parole!
20:12Hey!
20:16I'll be back as soon as I can!
20:20Bye bye!
20:21You boys keep your heads up, you hear?
20:23I'm gonna be a touch.
20:25I'll pass them on a gum, Bush.
20:27Hey!
20:28Got your sandwiches!
20:29Hey!
20:30Well, we'll have to eat that now.
20:32I better stay with Luke's brother.
20:54That's because of eating all those fattening grits Sunday at the picnic.
20:58See, it's all gone to your fat, chubby little thigh.
21:00Well, that ain't against the law, is it?
21:02Well, wait a minute.
21:04Pull, pull, pull.
21:04Pull, pull.
21:06Pull.
21:06Oh, you did, I scuffed you.
21:09Oh, listen.
21:09Here, I'll help you.
21:10Just, oh, hurry up.
21:11Oh, the other one, the other one.
21:19One lost sheep calling the other one.
21:20You got your ears on, cousin, come back.
21:24I hear you.
21:26Uh, listen, ain't signed up yet, Luke.
21:28That's a negatory.
21:29I ain't seen nothing.
21:31well do me a favor keep the cb line open so we know what's going on all right you got
21:35it
21:36while the dukes was working out their escape boss and roscoe had everything under control
21:41get up there and get them keys we gotta get out of here so them crooks don't get that reward
21:45money
21:45well wait a minute now listen boss listen i can't reach those skis um i knew you were short on
21:51breeze but i never thought it went all the way down to your arms come on reach wait a minute
21:56oh your mash mash mash boss wait a minute boss i need something longer what do you got i haven't
22:01anything i might i need something oh look look look here's the mop handle yeah you can use this to
22:08spill them keys oh goody goody gumdrops why didn't i think of that because if you had my brains you'd
22:13be boss and i'd be the jackass sheriff oh i appreciate it oh boss all right now let's go get
22:22oh boy oh boss you look good in gray hair
22:46dex i'll be dang but it looks like judd's car coming this way
22:51here they come
23:09detective bane he's pulling up right behind me now i'm turning on the old mill road
23:15hang on judge
23:16hang on judge
23:46Now, getting between a rock and a hard place is bad, but when either the rock or the hard
23:51place starts shooting at you, then that's worse.
23:55Look, we got enough to lead on, why don't you just pull over and let them know you ain't
23:58Judd, huh?
24:00I'm afraid I can't do that.
24:01They decided to shoot a question and ask questions later.
24:07You all right, Luke?
24:10Luke!
24:29That's one.
24:30Go on, buddy.
24:37Hey, wasn't that the sheriff?
24:38No, it's more like Enos' car.
24:40Enos, listen, this is Bo Duke.
24:42We might need your help.
24:42Luke's in trouble.
24:44I'm right with you, Bo.
24:46Thanks a lot, Enos.
24:49Luke, you out there?
24:51Hear me, Luke?
25:09I hope I didn't see what it was that I think I saw.
25:12Don't y'all?
25:20Luke, you got your ears on.
25:21Come back.
25:23Hey, there's smoke right over there.
25:26I see it.
25:27I see it, Luke.
25:33Word gets out about this, you can bet nobody's gonna double-cross Dex Tompkins again.
25:38Come on, I'll buy your beer.
25:57Luke!
26:01Luke!
26:12He's still breathing.
26:19This is a deputy in a straight call in the Tri-County Hospital.
26:22We need an ambulance out here on Fox Hill Road just east of the Hachapi turnoff.
26:26It's an emergency now. Please hurry!
26:28Luke?
26:30He's still breathing.
26:33Come on, Luke, wake up.
26:35Why'd I come here?
26:37Why'd I let him talk me into that fool's scheme of his?
26:41It's all my fault.
26:44Judge, you're being way too hard on yourself.
26:46It is not your fault.
26:48Come on, brother.
26:50Come on, Luke.
26:51Come on.
26:52Come on, you can do it.
27:02All right, gentlemen, here you go.
27:04Why, thank you, ma'am.
27:05Now, if there's anything else you need, I'm Daisy. You just call me.
27:08Okay, Daisy, we're fine.
27:10Okay.
27:11Oh, hey, Anus.
27:12Hey, Daisy, it's been an accident.
27:14Chuck?
27:15No, Luke.
27:16He was driving Judge's car.
27:18Oh, no.
27:19He's a...
27:20Is he...
27:20He's unconscious, but he's alive.
27:23Bo and Judge with him at the Tri-Canty Hospital.
27:26All right, uh, um...
27:27What do you think, uh...
27:29Listen, you call Uncle Jesse for me, all right?
27:31And tell him that he's at the hospital, and I'm on my way.
27:34Drive... Drive careful now, Daisy.
27:36You hear that?
27:38Brian did the wrong steer.
27:39So he'd go back and finish off the right one.
27:42He ain't going nowhere with his brother in the hospital.
27:45Now, right now, I'm not going to rest my head till I know the Judge been plowed on.
27:57Yes, sir, Uncle Jesse.
28:00Daisy will be there in about ten minutes.
28:02If there's anything I can do now, Uncle Jesse.
28:05Thank you, sir.
28:07Well, where have I seen them before?
28:22California plates.
28:24Now, you can't see the wheels spinning in Enos' head, because they're so tiny.
28:28But they're really humming.
28:30Now, let's hope that Enos can just make some kind of connection
28:32about where he's seen Texan Charlie before things sticking up worse.
28:47It's all my fault.
28:48I shouldn't have come here to Hazard.
28:50Why shouldn't you come here?
28:51You're family.
28:53We ain't blaming you, Jed.
28:54Well, I should have never let him talk me into that dang scheme of his.
28:58Then it'd be me in there instead of him.
29:01Oh, I suppose then we'd all feel a whole lot better, wouldn't we?
29:03Oh.
29:06Jed, I'm sorry.
29:07I didn't mean it.
29:08I'm just worried, you know.
29:11Here comes the doctor.
29:15Well, as near as I can tell, he has no internal injuries, no broken bones.
29:19Thank goodness for that.
29:21Yeah.
29:21But he does have a slight concussion.
29:24Well, then he's going to be all right, ain't he, Doc?
29:26The trouble is, he's still unconscious.
29:28That ain't good, is it?
29:30Well, the sooner he comes around, the better.
29:32Uh, maybe if one of us went in and talked to him and...
29:36It's worth a try.
29:37Yeah?
29:37But just one at a time.
29:38That'd be me.
29:40Fine, come with me.
29:40Well, while Uncle Jesse was trying to get through to Luke, Enos was still trying to get through to that
29:45fuzzy memory of him.
29:47Now, that's optimist.
29:48Tex, Tex, Tex talking.
29:51Extortion.
29:52Gambler.
29:53Yeah, that's it.
29:53Friends, you have just witnessed a miracle of positive faith.
30:00Luke?
30:03Luke?
30:05Luke?
30:10Luke, if...
30:11If you hear me...
30:15Make some kind of sign.
30:22Easy does it, man.
30:23Yeah, it is.
30:24I got it.
30:25Oh.
30:27Did?
30:28Easy does it.
30:29Yeah.
30:29Easy.
30:30Easy does it.
30:31Now, you got them.
30:32You got them.
30:33Now, just lift them.
30:36That's it.
30:37You did it.
30:39Oh.
30:40Gone out.
30:41Now, you did that.
30:42Yeah, I know that, dear.
30:43I know it, dear.
30:44All right, well, it ain't so bad.
30:45Yeah, just get that mop out there and sweep them keys back in towards us.
30:48Oh, yeah, well, it's four feet too far out there.
30:50I'll never be able to...
30:51Oh, you can't reach it?
30:52Oh, we're right back to square one.
30:54Oh, yeah, man.
30:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:56I got an idea.
30:57Flash.
30:58Oh, my dear.
30:59Listen to Daddy now.
31:01Pick up the keys.
31:02What?
31:03Put it in your little mouth.
31:05What do you think you're doing?
31:06Daddy will give you some doggy num-nums.
31:08You're just wasting your breath.
31:09That means your mother ain't gonna pick up them keys and fit some doors.
31:12See?
31:12No, she ain't got enough breeze.
31:24She ain't gonna bring them, though.
31:27You got to apologize to her because you called her dumb.
31:30Well, I ain't gonna apologize to no doom-durl.
31:32Oh, no, no, no.
31:35Now you did it.
31:36Oh, no, no, no.
31:37Come back, Elveneers.
31:38Oh, Chris, I didn't mean it.
31:39You didn't mean it.
31:40I didn't mean it.
31:40I apologize for the sugar and cream on it.
31:44And doggy num-num.
31:44And doggy num-num got it.
31:46Oh, Joe.
31:48Joe.
31:52Look, I'm giving you a fair warning, cousin.
31:54You wake up right now or I'm gonna take Sue Allen out to the dance tonight.
32:03Look, would you wake up?
32:08Dang it, Luke, would you wake up?
32:15Look, Duke, would you wake up?
32:21Sheriff, I think I know who the fellas are.
32:23The California plates on their car rang the bell.
32:26Sheriff?
32:27Flash?
32:28What in the world are you doing with those keys?
32:30Sweetheart, they belong downstairs.
32:32Yes, sir, you belong downstairs.
32:34You're a sweet baby.
32:37How in the world did you fellas get locked in there?
32:40Well, it was those sneaky load-like bounty hunters.
32:42Bounty hunters?
32:43Yeah, yeah, bounty hunters.
32:44What's this thing?
32:46They come in here looking for information.
32:48You see, they're after Luke Duke.
32:50And now they're trying to achieve this out of all that reward money they ain't to get
32:55for bringing in Luke Duke's murderous brother, Killer King.
32:58Killer King, is that who Luke's brother is?
32:59Right, now we've got to get some before they do.
33:01We lose all the money.
33:02Hold on, man, Mr. Sheriff.
33:03Oh, wait a minute.
33:05Killer King is his prize-fighting name.
33:07Yeah?
33:07I saw him fight back in Los Angeles.
33:09You did?
33:10And them bounty hunters ain't bounty hunters.
33:11They're crooked gamblers.
33:12I knew they were crooked.
33:13Yeah.
33:13I saw him on a gun bush.
33:15They heard me tell Daisy, Judge's at the hospital.
33:17They did.
33:17Oh, hopefully he smokes.
33:19All right, come on, let's go.
33:20Let's go.
33:26Now, as crooked as old boss is, he don't cotton the violence.
33:29And he figures if you've got to be violent to be crooked, you're trashed.
33:33Boss didn't want low-life like Tex and Charlie messing up, has he?
33:37Or the dudes.
33:38Let it go.
33:38Let it go.
33:43Now, don't you all come in and help me shut him up.
33:45Yeah!
33:47As Jesse and Daisy was getting the good news, Judd had gone outside to get some fresh air
33:52and was getting some bad news.
33:54Hello, Judd.
33:58Looky there.
34:00Are you okay?
34:01More or less.
34:03Oh, look at your back.
34:04Yeah, I'm back.
34:05Oh, honey.
34:06I had to come back.
34:08Couldn't stand to see a grown man cry.
34:10Come on now.
34:13It's good to see all your smiling faces.
34:15Where's Judd at?
34:16He just went down to get some fresh air.
34:18He's been here all along.
34:19I'll go get him.
34:20All right.
34:21I'll hurry back.
34:22Yeah.
34:23Real sorry about your brother, Judd.
34:25Now, for any more of your family gets hurt than necessary, let's take a little ride,
34:30huh?
34:37Only this time, let's use my car.
34:49Hey, Judd!
34:49Whoa, watch out of here!
34:51Come on, move it!
34:52Get it!
34:53Let's go!
34:54Let's go!
35:01Bo tends to lead before he looks.
35:03Hang on, Bo.
35:09Shake him, shake him!
35:11What's up?
35:15All right, all right, let's go!
35:24Stop, go!
35:36Take him, take him out!
35:40Let's get him out!
35:44Let's get him out!
35:45Let's get him out!
35:48Oh, snap.
35:55I think I'm hungry.
35:56Hey, good!
35:57Good!
35:58Let's get him, Judd and Bo.
35:59Uh, they'll be long.
36:00They'll be long.
36:01Why don't you just kind of stretch out there and relax a while?
36:03I'll get you something.
36:04I'm all right.
36:05No, you're not all right.
36:06The doctor said you got a slight concussion.
36:08Hey, y'all.
36:09What happened to you?
36:10Don't worry about me.
36:11Listen, they got Judd.
36:12I tried to stop him, but I couldn't do it.
36:14Let's go get him.
36:15No, no, wait a minute.
36:16You're not going anywhere.
36:17You just lay down there and relax.
36:18Judd's right.
36:19You're going to do us more harm than good right now, okay?
36:22Look, y'all, I'm not exactly sure which way they went,
36:24so we're going to have to split up.
36:25He's my brother.
36:27I know it, and he's my cousin, just like you are, right?
36:30Right.
36:30You behave yourself, huh?
36:35Now, Luke, you stay put.
36:37You hear?
36:38Yes, sir.
36:39Mind me.
36:44Yeah, I'll stay put, all right.
36:56Keep it going.
37:00Now, Daisy, why don't you take Cottonwood Lane?
37:02Huh?
37:02Jesse?
37:03Yeah?
37:03Why don't you take Old Ridge Road,
37:04and I'll take County 17, see what we can find.
37:06Right.
37:07Now, remember, they all got guns, and we ain't,
37:10so don't nobody do nothing foolish.
37:11You understand?
37:12Yes, sir.
37:37You know what you cost me, boy?
37:39You have any idea?
37:41You should have bet on me.
37:44I'll take him just like I knew I could.
37:47I don't take chances.
37:49I only bet on sure things,
37:51like what's going to happen to you now.
37:53Now, that's a sure thing.
37:55You can count on it.
37:58A nice isolated spot, Charlie, so I can settle my unfinished business with Judd here.
38:10Hey, Harley.
38:11Hey, Luke.
38:12What you doing up?
38:13I heard you had a concussion.
38:14Yeah, well, I feel a lot better now.
38:16Yeah, I feel a lot better now.
38:16Uh, can I use your radio?
38:19Yeah, go ahead.
38:20Thanks.
38:22I really think you ought to be in the bed, though.
38:24Yeah, I suppose.
38:35This is Bo Duke calling the sheriff.
38:37Roscoe, wait a minute.
38:38You got your ears on.
38:39Come back.
38:39Uh, uh, there's the sheriff's people called, Jane.
38:43Uh, listen.
38:44Uh, those fellas are headed for the hospital,
38:46and Luke's brothers are sittin' up.
38:49Yeah, yeah.
38:49I know that.
38:50They already got him.
38:51They're drivin' a brown car.
38:52We gotta find him.
38:53Which way they headed, Bo?
38:56I ain't sure.
38:57Now, Daisy and Uncle Jesse and me have all split up.
38:59I'm on County 17.
39:00Well, there's no sign of them on Cottonwood, fellas.
39:03They're on the old Ridge Road, either.
39:06We got company.
39:08Take that road to the Rack.
39:10Get up!
39:10Get up!
39:11Get up!
39:13They're on 19.
39:15Coming right up!
39:16Yeah, but you're sick of the new way!
39:17You're sick of the new way!
39:19You're sick of the new way!
39:19You're sick of the previous man for one of the show!
39:22Get up!
39:22Get up!
39:24They're cuttin' across country!
39:26Uh, head north!
39:30Bo, this here's Luke.
39:31I think they're headed towards Potter's Road.
39:34Harley, I'm gonna need a ride.
39:36I gotta get out there and help.
39:36You're kidding.
39:37In your condition?
39:38Listen, that's my brother out there.
39:40They're gonna need all the help they can get.
39:42Look, I ain't in no mood to discuss this.
39:44Now, either you drive this thing or I'll drive it.
39:47Okay, okay.
39:48Guess I owe you a couple of favors.
39:50All right, let's go.
40:09Everybody was hard on the chase of Tex and Chuck.
40:12Boss, Roscoe, and Enos were snappin' at their heels.
40:14And the rest of the Dukes was converged, which is one of the more stimulating things that can happen in
40:19Hazard.
40:37And Enos stopped a bit at the Hazard car wash, and Boss and Roscoe was delayed by a tree.
40:43Literally.
40:44Dang.
40:54Come on, Harley.
40:55Can't this thing go any faster?
40:56Go as fast as I can, buddy.
41:02There they are.
41:02Turn on the Potter's Road.
41:04Cut them off.
41:05Watch it.
41:09What are you doing?
41:25Luke!
41:26Luke, you can't go in there!
41:29You gotta get in there.
41:31Hey, buddy, there's nothing to do.
41:32You gotta get in there.
41:34Luke, my brother's in there!
41:35You all right?
41:36I'm all right there in the water.
41:38But if I need any help, I'll call you.
41:45You be careful, boss.
41:52After here, stay here.
41:54He'll get him.
41:54He'll get him.
41:59Both spotted the car and saw Judd and the others trapped inside.
42:03He'd have to figure out a way to bust them out.
42:16Don't you?
42:18I'm all right.
42:18Don't you?
42:22Don't you?
42:23Harry!
42:26Nobody else.
42:50Hey, Jesse, what are you doing here?
42:53There's a car down there.
42:54Bo's getting the people out.
42:56Judd's one of them.
42:57Oh, no.
42:58Oh, no.
43:29They're all right.
43:31You're okay, Boat?
43:33You all right, Charlie?
43:34Yeah, I'm fine. Don't let him get away.
43:37You're coming, kid.
43:38You got to make sure they don't go nowhere.
43:40You got it.
43:43Well, because of a duke, Tex had lost everything he'd come by crookedly.
43:47But thanks to a duke, he didn't lose the most valuable thing that he had, his luck.
43:52Which he and Charlie would be spending most of behind bars.
43:55Hold it, hold it.
43:56You got it, hold it.
43:58As for old boss, well, he was so happy to hear that Judd was leaving, which meant one less duke
44:03in hazard,
44:04that he was twinkle-toeing to the Texas two-step.
44:07Well, sort of.
44:08The dukes turned over the reward money that they got for catching them baddies to the orphanage.
44:13Thanks, Daisy. I sure am going to miss you.
44:14Back at the duke farm, hearts were a little heavier as old Judd got ready to go.
44:18Uncle Jesse, thank you for having fun.
44:19With Tex and Charlie behind bars, Judd was free to do his thing without having to look over his shoulder
44:24all the time.
44:25He promised to come back as often as he could.
44:31Listen, I know you've got to do what you've got to do, but I know where we are.
44:38Well, I'm here.
44:39If there's anything you need, I'll be here.
44:42Same thing goes for me, brother.
44:44Same goes for me.
44:50Dang it all.
44:52Keep your nose out of the way, all right?
44:54You don't want it looking like this.
44:57Take care.
44:57Come on, get out of here.
45:02Don't be a stranger.
45:04Go on.
45:07Good song, everybody.
45:12Take it easy, Judd.
45:22You know, it seems to me a fellow once said something about not being able to stand seeing a grown
45:28man cry.
45:33Any of that cake left?
45:37Well, one thing don't ever change in heaven, and that's how the Duke family feels about one another, even if
45:43it is a new Duke.
45:48Take it away.
45:51Now, your name is a new Duke.
45:51There, there, there, there, there, there.
46:04Have a helper, and WITHIN COLV, you never escaped.
46:05Children every day and we Jess ciert something in their office.
46:05Right on him has passed Julie.
46:24Oh, yeah, yeah, dude.
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