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00:00On the Dukes, while Mickey Gilley makes music,
00:06Boss Hog tries to make a profit.
00:08I love it! I love it!
00:14There's your tape.
00:22Good news, good news.
00:27Do something! Do something!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law
00:45Since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the normal life
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true
01:23Modern day Robin Hood
01:28Now when the Duke boys got their minds set on something
01:32Nothing else registers
01:33Not even Cletus on their tail in hot pursuit
01:36Now they ain't thinking about women chasing
01:38Or car racing
01:40They're concentrating on one thing
01:42They're concentrating on one thing
01:43Music
01:43The Mickey Gilley concert in Hazard
01:52Well, you've been the object of my affection
01:57After many long years and a wide selection
02:03I'm gonna give all my love to you
02:07Honey, I want you to love me too
02:31Now Boss Hogg being Hazard's leading patron of the arts
02:34Is awful proud
02:35Especially since he's found a way to rip off the concert
02:43With the help of these two Jake Legg record pirates
02:46Heap and Morton
02:47Black market tapes of Mickey Gilley
02:49Gotta be worth their weight in gold
02:51You've been the object of my affection
02:56After many long years and a wide selection
03:01I'm gonna give all my love to you
03:06Honey, I want you to love me too
03:08Yes, I do
03:24Can't understand what happened to Bo and Luke
03:26They should have been here an hour ago
03:27They ain't like them to be missing Mickey Gilley
03:29Oh, don't worry your heads about them
03:31I'm sure they got a good reason
03:33The boys were late
03:34Because they're taking a little evasive accent
03:36On old Cletus
03:37Who's mad
03:38Because he's having to miss the concert
03:39Because he's having to chase the Dukes
03:41But things work like that in Hanson
03:43Hang on, cousin
03:44Here's where we say goodbye to Clintus
04:10You've been the object of my affection
04:14I was supposed to hide behind Bill, weren't you?
04:16Had for many long years and a wide selection
04:21I'm gonna give all my love to you
04:26Woman, I want you to love me too
04:31I'm gonna give all my love to you
04:36Woman, I want you to love me too
04:41I'm gonna give all my love to you
04:45Woman, I want you to love me too
04:58Boy, if them two don't stick out
05:00Like two roosters in a room full of ducks
05:02One thing for sure
05:03They ain't here for the music
05:07Ben, the alley
05:10You think it's Heap and Morton?
05:12They've tried pirate and every other concert
05:14They're headed through the south
05:14Why not this one?
05:22Hey, we got company
05:24It's them feds again
05:25Looks like they're gonna try blocking the alley
05:28We're gonna have to make a run for it on foot
05:29Get that master real
05:36Hey!
05:37Hey!
05:38Hold it!
05:40Stop, I said!
05:40In the name of the law
05:44New passengers, hey, Seed
05:47You, get in the back
05:48Get in the back
05:49Boy, if that ain't typical Duke timing
05:52They're missing the concert
05:53But in time for the fun
05:57Saqib and Morton got themselves some partners
06:21So do y'all mind telling us who's chasing us and why?
06:23Yeah, we mind
06:24Just keep your nose clean and dry
06:26I got me a very nervous trigger finger
06:30Have you ever heard of who the man who's chasing us and for this event is going on?
06:35I'l chintido
06:35I-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
06:41-a-a-a-a-a-a
07:08we have just been cleared for takeoff
07:21you lost him good pull over to the side pull over
07:26right
07:33all right
07:34move it move it
07:49well this is the end of the road boys we ride and you walk
07:53any questions
07:54yeah one
07:57you got any bullets in that gun
08:02any more questions nope these are in the ignition
08:07look i'm trying i'm kind of getting that that wheezy feeling again i gotta sit down
08:12hey you're not gonna try and pull that old trick are you
08:15guess you're gonna pick up a handful of sand throw it on us huh
08:20i reckon we saw the same movies huh
08:23yeah well you can't blame a guy for trying
08:26give me a hand up will you look at me there
08:37get out
08:50i don't think they was amused
08:51they meant business
08:53she wanted to know what all that was about
08:54i'm gonna find out right now head her into town we're gonna talk to rosco about all this
08:58okay
09:02yep that's right
09:03mickey gilly
09:04in person
09:05on tape
09:07six dozen
09:08all right all right you got it
09:11you're doing yourself a favor you ship off
09:13i'll be shipping tomorrow
09:16six dozen on that one
09:19did you hear that i got
09:21well what in the name of all that's holy is that supposed to mean
09:25oh listen boss this is terribly important you see
09:27see this is my horoscope for the month
09:30your horoscope
09:31yes now see i ordered this heavenly horoscope astrological sign here through this magazine
09:36you know this tells you everything
09:38all right all right just forget about it forget about it will you please
09:41and just set your mind to doing this here new business deal i was telling you about
09:45oh no no no no business deal
09:46no no no we can't do that
09:47we can't
09:48no no see my zodiac it says here that my venus ain't rising
09:52yeah well your venus may not be rising but a lump on your head will
09:55if you try to lay any of that dumb astrological horror stuff on me
09:59i don't like it
10:01but boss it's just as plain as the double chins on your fat chubby little cheek
10:05that we cannot go into any new business ventures
10:08oh yeah it says that there huh
10:09it says that in here
10:10well let me ask you does it say anything there about old business ventures
10:14old business ventures
10:15yeah like being sheriff
10:16being sheriff
10:17because if you don't start working on this record deal of mine
10:20you're going to end up the pin boy at the don to dust bowling alley and pool hall
10:24come on in cletus
10:26you're always interrupting
10:28sheriff
10:28oh i'm ben jordan
10:29oh yes
10:30this is marjorie dane
10:31oh how do you do
10:33we are from the federal trade commission
10:35yep that's you all right
10:36sheriff could we uh speak to you privately
10:39oh of course
10:40oh i i i just a minute just a minute here
10:42i'm jd hogg at jefferson davis hogg i'm county commissioner around here
10:46i'm roscoe
10:47pleased to meet you
10:48oh sorry excuse me
10:50here
10:51mm-hmm
10:53yeah
10:54what can i do for you
10:56we are investigating reports of uh record piracy here in hazard county
10:59oh record piracy
11:01oh here in hazard county
11:03just terrible
11:04we almost captured the men we were after but they got away
11:06they got away
11:07oh that's terrible too
11:08ain't that terrible piece
11:09they got away with men who were driving an orange car with a confederate flag painted on it
11:13orange car with a confederate flag on top
11:15listen you know that sounds like
11:17it sounds like a car that shouldn't be too hard to find don't you think sheriff
11:21you better get out an epb on it right away
11:23we're offering a sizable reward for their capture
11:25oh a reward well that's an incentive too
11:27now we have the van out back as soon as we check it out you can impound it
11:31yeah along with that pirated tape too i suspect
11:34no oh we've got the van they got away with the tape
11:36they got away with the tape
11:37we'll be in touch later thank you very much
11:40yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah bye
11:42got away with the tape
11:43oh jeez
11:44oh god you know something
11:46i know this horoscope they predicted
11:48don't you know listen not only are the feds snooping around now
11:51but we lost the tape
11:53oh you see it's just not in the stars
11:56one more word of them you about stars
11:58and you're gonna be seeing stars
11:59from the moon
12:01i got a fortune riding on that there tape
12:03i know
12:04i just gotta think this thing out
12:10you don't really think talking to roscoe is gonna do us any good do you
12:12every little law we got around here roscoe is it
12:17uh boss
12:19martin
12:20we ran into a little trouble
12:21at first boss was happier than a pig in a water
12:24till he learned that the tape was still in general league
12:28then
12:28i don't know why but bo and luke took her outside i want to see you sheriff
12:31oh
12:31oh they are
12:32oh
12:32all right
12:33we're good
12:33come on
12:34let's go
12:36luck and hazard changes faster than getting into your drawers on a winter morning
12:41bo and luke told it like it brought
12:43but it was like hollering down a rain barrel
12:45where's your story huh
12:46yes sir
12:47well let me tell you that whole thing stinks
12:49yeah like a large load of fertilizer
12:51i don't believe a word of it
12:52roscoe search their car
12:53and don't miss nothing on them back floor mats neither
12:56now what are you searching the general for
12:58what am i searching it for
13:00for this
13:01what's that
13:02that is the illegal recording of mickey gillie's concert
13:06oh come on roscoe we're nowhere near that concert
13:08and where did this come from
13:10yeah where did it
13:10roscoe you locked them up on a charge of record piracy
13:13and that's a federal offense
13:15roscoe now come on
13:16that bo it's no use
13:18they got us this time
13:19you might as well take the other tape too
13:21that's right
13:21one other tape
13:22yeah
13:22oh you must know about the other
13:24yeah i'll get it for you
13:26one other tape
13:26the other tape oh oh yeah the other tape
13:30what other tape
13:38keep it here there ain't no other tape
13:40there's you there
13:41come on come on
13:43well come on gone by now
13:45listen you know
13:46freeze freeze
13:47ain't you going after them
13:49well there ain't no use
13:50what's come over you
13:51well my zodiac definitely stated
13:54that my planets are in the wrong houses
13:56oh you get moving
13:57and if you lose them
13:59you ain't gonna have a house
14:01on any planet
14:03especially this one
14:06and even the door
14:10well at least now we know
14:15what them two guys ripped through
14:16that hijacked us
14:17it can come to no great shock
14:18to me if boss was involved
14:20in this thing too
14:21the only trouble is
14:22you and me the ones
14:23that got caught with that dang tape
14:25it's a federal fence
14:27oh you'll figure some way out
14:29i will
14:52oh
14:52oh
14:53gee
14:54hustle fence
14:55even if new boys have run over half the citizens in hazard
14:58you'll get 300 years to life for this
15:05you know i used to have a coon dog that could do that
15:19what a horrendous crash that was
15:21you see it pays to buckle up
15:27you think they'll come back for all this equipment
15:29well these are the tools of their trade
15:30listen why don't you ask around about that orange car
15:33right
15:33why don't you stake out the impound yard in case they try for it
15:36we'll keep in touch on the walkie-talkies
15:40well you can impound it now deputy
15:41you bet
15:42anything i can do to cooperate
15:43cousin boss says you be co-operatory with them people
15:45that's what i'm doing
15:47confidentially i'm looking for a raise
15:48so anything i can do to be a good co-operatist i'm going to do
15:50thank you
15:52right
15:54much blood
15:57yeah yeah now more than listen
15:58it's too hard and hazard for you boys to come walking back here right now
16:02especially with them feds hanging around town
16:04yeah well ain't nothing we can do without that tape in our truck
16:07yeah yeah right right right all right but don't you worry none
16:10um i'm gonna have that truck out to you
16:12uh you just get your tails out to the old sawmill and wait there
16:16on our way
16:18roscoe come here
16:19give me a hand
16:20here you can have a whole arm
16:22what the devil is this
16:24it's an arm
16:24i know it's an arm
16:26listen to bad news bad news boss
16:28the duke boys they got away
16:30they did
16:30yes
16:31what's it gonna take to convince you that this is just not our day
16:34oh it ain't
16:35no
16:35well i tell you it is
16:37it is
16:37yeah
16:37and you wanna know why
16:39why
16:39because them dukes are prime suspects ain't they
16:42right
16:42yeah and we got the tape back didn't we
16:44right
16:44now all you gotta do is to get yourself into the impound yard
16:48and skedaddle that truck
16:49right out to the old sawmill
16:52let me get this right
16:54you're looking for a bright reddish orange car
16:57with a big confederate flag on top of it
16:59i'm just a nut about flashy cars
17:02i just have to have it for my collection
17:03well that's a real special car man
17:06but it ain't no collector's item
17:07then you do know who owns it
17:10yeah i met them
17:14find his fee
17:15man you're just wasting your time and your money
17:18the duke boys are not gonna sell the general lee
17:20well then take it as a deposit for that car
17:23i've got to drive out there and find out for myself
17:25i tell you what you just keep your money
17:27the keys in the ignition
17:28and you're looking for the duke farm on the old mill road
17:31thank you
17:32you're sure welcome
17:38i tell you you're wasting your time
17:52ow
17:53blaster
17:54oh them feds that got the impound yard staked out
17:57but you well i could have told you that huh
17:59yeah you see jupiter's got everything all messed up
18:02according to this zodiac jupiter rules sagittarius
18:05yeah listen up in the sky
18:06jupiter may rule sagittarius but down here on earth
18:09i run hazard and you
18:10well that's true
18:10so listen
18:11i'm gonna go out there and distract them feds
18:14why you
18:14you circle around the block
18:16get in that yard
18:17and bust that truck out of there
18:18you hear
18:18who
18:19you
18:19me
18:19yeah
18:20no
18:21gloom doom time
18:22listen
18:22that truck probably won't even start
18:23if i'll have flat tires
18:24but you
18:25then i won't get caught
18:25please
18:26try
18:26no i ain't going to
18:27or else you can just apply to jupiter for your next peachy
18:31i'll try
18:35well bunny
18:36how are you
18:37here's a lost sheep calling a shepherd
18:39i'll be right
18:40lost sheep calling a shepherd
18:41come back
18:44uh this shepherd
18:45well it looks like boss is involved in some sort of black market tape operation
18:49i think he's trying to stick us with a rap
18:51why that low down dirty conniving skunk
18:54when i get my hands on him
18:56so help me i'm gonna
18:57uncle jesse
18:58there ain't no point in getting yourself all head up
18:59now what we gotta do is find those guys
19:01what can i do to help
19:02meet us at cotton holler in half an hour
19:04over now
19:05i'm on my way
19:06uh
19:08bonnie i'll finish you up later
19:31ben
19:31that orange car belongs to some local boys named duke i'm out of their farm now
19:36any sign of him
19:37nope
19:38only one here was an old man
19:39saw him talking on his cb
19:41then he took off like greased lightning
19:43all right well stay with him
19:44see where he's headed
19:45if you need help holler
19:47right
20:10well well well fancy meeting you here again mister uh mister uh
20:16jordan
20:16yeah didn't i say that
20:17uh you remember me don't you jd hall county commissioner
20:20yes i remember
20:21say i figured that uh you might be scouting that orange getaway car
20:25no my partner's watching for that i'm trying to keep an eye on that truck across the street
20:29scuff my canner
20:30oh yeah well no use bothering your head about that there truck none
20:33no sir he bother
20:34in my impound yard it's as safe as safe can be
20:36well i'm sure of that but i'd still like to keep my own eye on it
20:39keep an eye on it keep two eyes on it
20:41and two bands ain't got three
20:43i'm saying
20:46i'm taking that truck
20:48can you believe it
20:49no i know you're out of the way
20:50no no no no no i'm coming with you
20:52i'm kind of commissioner you know
20:53don't forget this
20:57oh wait a minute
20:59i ain't in this car yet
21:00what are you trying to do
21:01stop it
21:04we're gonna have to divvy up the area
21:06we search all the places that'd most likely be used for a duplicating plant
21:09there'd be anything you know out of the way quiet
21:12where they wouldn't be likely to be found
21:15uncle jesse you better search this side of the hollow
21:16this side the hollow
21:18yeah daisy now you take everything north of willow creek
21:20and when you see cooter have him check everything south of rimfire ridge
21:23all right sugar
21:24now remember whoever spots them first get a hold of the others
21:27because they got guns
21:28they got guns
21:30well you boys go on ahead daisy and me will wait here for cooter
21:33i don't know who this is but it looks like they're headed right for us
21:39you boys better skedaddle
22:02yesy duke if brains was leather
22:04you couldn't saddle the flea
22:06let's get out of here
22:22gating on him
22:23well so what
22:24i mean he's bound to stop sooner or later ain't he
22:27i mean you don't want to get us killed do you
22:44if you're wondering how with a hundred odd roads running through hazard
22:47all them cars could end up on the same road
22:50well it's plain that you ain't ever been to hazard
23:15yeah i think they got a little egg on their face though
23:18not bad
23:22get away from me
23:23get away from me
23:25you're a menace on the road
23:31this is shepherd you boys all right
23:34uh it's a big 10-4 uncle jesse
23:36but uh tell you we'll be doing a lot better
23:37as soon as they catch up them pirates
23:39eh just keep the faith we'll get them
23:4210-4
23:52all right
23:54there's your tape
23:55and there's your truck
23:56and if you ask me the whole thing isn't worth the trouble
23:59nobody ever said it was easy to make a dishonest buck sheriff
24:03listen
24:04would one of you gentlemen uh give me a ride back into town
24:06with the feds looking for that truck
24:08you got a hole in your screen door
24:10drive him back to the main road
24:11yeah just drive me back to the main road
24:14mean
24:14well
24:15how do i get into town from there
24:17you got a thumb ain't you
24:18yeah i got two of them
24:20oh you
24:21you mean
24:22you just
24:22there's no question each of us is gonna have to follow one of those vehicles
24:25now you take the orange car and i'll take you back
24:28right
24:28yeah well yeah yeah what about me i gotta get back to hazard
24:31you got a thumb ain't you
24:32yeah
24:33oh oh no no no no no
24:36wait wait wait
24:37oh
24:37damn
24:38now this is shepherd the lost sheep
24:40you got your ears on
24:41this here's lost sheep
24:42read you loud and clear shepherd what you got
24:44well i just checked out the switchman shack over at the railroad side
24:48and ain't been nobody around there in a month
24:50what do you got
24:51got a big negatory at dawson's digs
24:53how about you country cousin got your ears on
24:55there's nobody here at the old howard place
24:57it's cleaner and a turkey drumstick at thanksgiving boys
25:01well keep looking y'all
25:03them snakes gotta be hiding in the tall grass somewheres
25:16you know
25:17we're dumb
25:18sharing all this with boss
25:20we could collect at both ends
25:23i liked your thinking
25:24let's load up
25:25all right i gotta find a way
25:29to make sure they don't double cross us
25:31before we're ready to double cross them
25:33that's right
25:33we ought to be the double crossers
25:35not to double cross ease
25:36that way we'll make sure that i get my 50 percent
25:39of your 50 percent of the profits
25:40oh i got it i got it
25:42you got a paper lock
25:42no no no
25:43i got the way in which we can do it
25:45oh
25:45we'll take pictures of them
25:47while they're duplicating them teeps
25:49oh
25:49well what good is that gonna do
25:51well we'll get enough evidence on them
25:52to arrest them when they're through the job
25:54we'll get them the dukes the tapes
25:56and the reward money
25:58oh i love it i love it i love it
26:00it ain't gonna work
26:01oh of course it will
26:03no it won't
26:04who's gonna take the pictures
26:05you
26:05with your little camera
26:06well they'll come out fuzzy
26:08oh why
26:08because my horoscope definitely says
26:10don't give me any more of that horoscope bunk
26:13you just get the camera and get going will you
26:15all right come on flash
26:16listen
26:17you know something
26:18your horoscope's a bummer too
26:19what are you talking about
26:20your capricorn is definitely
26:22you get out of here before i cap your corn
26:30well while a double cross ease
26:32was affixing to double cross the double cross oars
26:34bo and luke were barking up the wrong trees
26:39while the federal officer was a barking up the right one
26:44now that could be a real costly slip
26:50ah shoot
26:51well where you want to look now
26:52i don't know maybe they found something
26:54i might as well call them up
26:56check on the cb
26:56got it
27:00this here's the law of sheep
27:02there don't seem to be nobody over at the old schoolhouse
27:04i wouldn't say that
27:06now just raise your hands and don't move
27:07i'm a federal officer and i'm placing you under arrest for record piracy
27:10so just hand over that tape
27:12and don't try anything funny
27:15you hear that uncle jesse
27:17i'm hearing it
27:18i don't suppose you got any identification
27:26i seem to have misplaced my wallet
27:28mister we've heard that a hundred times
27:30well now you just take my word for it
27:31i am a federal officer
27:33sure
27:34i'm santa claus
27:35this here is bugs bunny
27:36seeing as our boss has already got that tape
27:38you must be working on your own
27:39huh
27:39you say hog's got the tape
27:41looks like you're just a little bit late
27:42doesn't it friend
27:43well then i don't have time to argue
27:44my car's over there
27:45let's get on the move
27:46let's go
27:47hey
27:54now that's impressive
27:55too bad it's one more time
27:57the boys shouldn't be making a getaway
28:12come on with me
28:17come on
28:17just suppose
28:19just for a minute
28:19that that guy was telling the truth
28:20well now he could have been
28:22i mean he might have lost his wallet
28:23or he might have been shucking and jiving us
28:25there ain't no way to know for sure
28:26it's coming up fast fellas
28:28there
28:30you can lose him daisy
28:31won't have to though
28:33hold on
28:54well i sure hope that wasn't a real federal agent
28:57i wanted to get you involved in this
28:59yeah
29:00i got involved
29:01the minute i started looking after you
29:07you realize you have aided and abetted two suspects
29:11obstructed justice
29:12my cousins did not pirate that tape sir
29:14and they're not running from the law
29:15we're trying to help you find the real pirates
29:18it's a very pretty little speech
29:20it's the truth ma'am
29:21well that's for a judge to decide
29:23when we catch him
29:24now what is the quickest way
29:26back to hazard
29:27straight ahead and you're gonna hang a sharp left
29:30first turn
29:35she said go left
29:36we go right
29:37it's bad to be cynical with a duke
29:41cause dukes don't lie
29:45you know this police work
29:46that's my life
29:48you don't
29:49all right now flash
29:56now you stay here
29:57and don't you make a sound
29:59cause daddy will be back in a flash flash
30:01you get it
30:02flash flash
30:12they're gone
30:15they're gone
30:16they're dirty double crossers
30:18they double crossed us
30:19before we could double cross them
30:21i'm telling you flash
30:22this day and age
30:23you can't find an honest crook
30:25just don't sneakies
30:27oh it just drives me absolutely nutty
30:34oh hello boys
30:35hello boss
30:36say it's good to see you
30:37that job all done
30:39tapes are out in the truck
30:40good
30:40now let's see the money
30:42the money
30:42oh yeah well you know something
30:45just as soon as i finish this little snack
30:47oh
30:48your appetite will be here a week
30:50now wait a minute
30:50get the money
30:51yeah all right all right all right i will
30:54but uh you know something it ain't healthy
30:56to let business interfere with your digestion
30:58it ain't healthy to argue neither
31:00i mean it could stop your digestion
31:02all together
31:05give me that
31:06now we wouldn't want that to happen would we boss
31:08no no let's get the money
31:10get the money
31:11i'm gonna get it
31:13my goodness sakes
31:14i don't know what your all fired rush
31:16come on boss
31:17i'm hurrying
31:18i'm hurrying
31:18get it out of here
31:20go to my here
31:21see
31:23i even had time to figure out how i was gonna pay you boys
31:25all right let me see what i got here and i can figure out just what your share is
31:29well let's not waste any time counting boss
31:31we'll just take it all
31:33all
31:34all
31:34and the tape
31:35and the tape
31:36uh-huh
31:37wait a just one cotton picking me
31:40can we talk this thing over
31:41wait
31:42yeah yeah yeah because you know
31:44you ain't playing with somebody who carries his brains in his back pocket
31:47and what do you figure on doing about it
31:49you know you yell cop
31:51and you'll be incriminating yourself
31:54yeah
31:54well anything said about me is just hearsay
31:58on the other hand
31:59them pictures the sheriff took of you two boys
32:02while you was duplicating them tapes
32:04well that's hard evidence
32:06except for one thing
32:08roscoe never did get them pictures taken
32:10of course right now nobody knows that but roscoe
32:18but bo and luke was spared of coming up with ways to make boss talk
32:22because by the time they got to the boar's nest
32:24boss we gotta talk
32:26boss
32:27ain't here
32:28no
32:30they don't like boss to leave his safe open
32:32or his cash box
32:33neither
32:37that's a note to roscoe
32:39yeah
32:40it ain't boss's handwriting either
32:41we got boss hog
32:42deliver them pictures
32:43do you know where
32:44within the hour
32:45or you'll never see him again
32:47sounds like he's in more trouble than we are
32:48all right you two
32:50freeze it right there
32:51put your hands up
32:52and cause you're under arrest
32:54you you
32:54roscoe put that thing away for you hurt yourself
32:57all right let's go ahead and cuff them
32:59and then you can book
33:00for what
33:00what for you dipstick for for record piracy for breaking into a safe and robbery
33:06did you
33:07we didn't break into the safe and we didn't open the cash box either
33:10but we did find this
33:11what what's that what are you that
33:14let me say note
33:16never see him again
33:17i never got to take those pictures
33:18what pictures
33:20what pictures
33:20well you hush
33:21and none of your business either
33:23well it sure is our business if you're fixing on accusing us of being part of whatever's going on
33:27uh luke and me never lost no love over boss but we don't want to see him get his fat
33:30little rump hurting either
33:31or even worse according to that note
33:33now look why don't we just forget our differences and and find him before something happens to him
33:37well listen now i appreciate your concern for boss hall but i'm going to take care of this myself
33:43all right cletus cuff them and stuff them
33:46roscoe what do you take some chicken with you
33:48cletus can't you see what roscoe's walking into
33:50well of course i can but roscoe's a smart sheriff anything too dangerous he sends me to do it
33:53cletus i don't care how smart a sheriff roscoe is he's no match for them two criminals
33:57listen i can't go against roscoe's orders
33:59he'd never forgive me he may not be alive he'd forgive you
34:02you think he might come to that why don't you ask him at his funeral
34:07time was ticking away for boss
34:09and all he had going for him was roscoe who didn't have the pictures
34:13would you scratch my nose please
34:19oh boy i'm telling you i can get in a heap of trouble for this you know because roscoe is
34:23my boss
34:24but cousin boss is my kin so let's go
34:27politics and hazard situations make for strange bedfellows
34:31we now got the dukes and cletus working together
34:48thats what all the fat five razors are her
34:51what happened here
34:55oh my god
34:55wild find things
34:58just today
35:03why don't you be so gay
35:04scary
35:04he can't believe me
35:14Roscoe!
35:15Bring him pictures, shall ya?
35:17Are you kidding?
35:18You let him loose, and then we'll talk about those pictures.
35:21I got me a better idea.
35:22Give me that gun.
35:24Let's talk about them pictures later.
35:25Get over there.
35:27You think I'm so dumb as to have those pictures on me?
35:30This ain't no time for an intelligence test.
35:32Give him the pictures.
35:33Um, which pictures is it?
35:34You know what pictures I mean.
35:36Oh, yes.
35:36Go on, do it.
35:37I didn't take those pictures.
35:38Well, give him something, and then scratch my nose.
35:42I'll give him a picture or a flash, and I'll scratch your nose.
35:45Is that better?
35:46Yeah.
35:47Well, right there, huh?
35:59Give me the door open.
36:01Not finding the pictures that Roscoe never took, Heap and Morton decided to use old boss and
36:06Roscoe as hostages in case they needed them while he's making a run for it.
36:10Don't shut you.
36:25Old Cletus told Bo and Luke about the pirate's blue van.
36:29so they CB'd everybody in Hazard
36:31with their ears on
36:32to keep a look at them.
36:41Oh, look.
36:43Got them on my sights.
36:44They're on old post road
36:45heading right toward Mud Flats.
36:46Huh?
36:47Over.
36:48You can save a couple miles
36:49taking Pokerville Pass.
36:51Yeah, you're right.
37:09The boys are going to kill us.
37:10Yeah, I know it.
37:11I just know it.
37:13And I don't want to die.
37:15Bill will get all my money.
37:21Oh, oh, oh, boss, listen.
37:23I got it.
37:23Oh, thank you.
37:25Good news, good news.
37:27All we got to do
37:28is wait till my horoscope runs out
37:30and we'll be home free.
37:32That's it.
37:34Oh, that's it.
37:35Well, screw it.
37:36If we ever get out of this thing alive,
37:38I'm going to kill you.
37:39Come on.
37:47I think he's running across a plowed field.
37:55Oh, that scuffed me.
38:05Pete, how bad is it?
38:06Can we get out?
38:17Boss, listen, quit fidgeting
38:18with your fat little fingers
38:20and maybe I can get you untied.
38:21All right, all right, all right.
38:43Now, this could get to be
38:44a might precarious.
39:01Somebody better throw
39:02old Luke some sand.
39:29I'm free.
39:29I did it.
39:30All right, I'm free.
39:31How about me?
39:31Good for you.
39:57Good for you.
40:05God.
40:08Go ahead, good for you.
40:14Oh, my God.
40:16This is a doctor's place lazy.
40:18Look at that.
40:44Look! Look, the genera!
41:02You know how sometimes you don't always think clear?
41:05Like, why didn't he shut her down?
41:08I've done that.
41:29Get out!
41:31Get out!
41:32Like this!
41:40Get in!
41:48Well, to them that gives, gets.
41:55Bo and Luke finally found out that Jordan and Dane were real federal officers, but they
42:00were forgiven, seeing as how things turned out.
42:03With no hard evidence to connect Boss and Roscoe with Heap and Morton, Boss and Roscoe
42:08managed once again to wiggle themselves off the hook.
42:11And, owing his life to Bo and Luke, Boss cleared the boys of any connection in the record fire
42:16scene.
42:25Hey, how you doing, Bert?
42:27Good to see you.
42:28And remember that reward on them record pirates?
42:30Hey, I just dropped by to say thanks.
42:32I brought the reward money.
42:34Oh, we can't take this.
42:35Of course, it hadn't occurred to Boss that in clearing the Dukes, they'd get the reward
42:39money, which they'd later donate to the Hazard Orphans Fund.
42:42So, he did the next worst thing, and put up the Hazard Celebrity Speed Trap, where you
42:48don't leave until you sing.
42:50A lot.
42:51Two dollars here.
42:52Here you go.
42:53Okay, everybody, come up here.
42:57All right.
43:01Oh, oh, there he is.
43:03That's him.
43:04Good, good job.
43:05Thank you very much.
43:06I'd like to dedicate this first song to the Duke family.
43:11And to the sheriff.
43:13Oh, that's me.
43:14That's me.
43:15Had not been for his speed trap, I wouldn't be here today.
43:19A one, a two.
43:20A one, two, three, go.
43:26Oh, the girls all get prettier in closing time
43:30Oh, they all begin to look like movie stars
43:36Oh, the girls all get prettier in closing time
43:42When the change starts taking place
43:45It puts a glow on every face
43:47Of the fallen angels
43:48Of the backstreet bars
43:52If I could rate them
43:54On a scale from one to ten
43:58I'm looking for a nine
43:59But eight could work right in
44:02A few more drinks
44:04Come on, come on
44:05Keep moving, keep moving
44:06All right, here
44:07Have your roof warm soda here
44:09And you clean it
44:10Go ahead, fill that stuff
44:11Don't listen, you need me to listen
44:13Get on it, get on it
44:14Get your hot, hot, hot
44:17Get on it, come on
44:18Hit, hit, hit
44:39I don't mean to criticize the girls at all
44:44Cause I know Robert Redford
44:46Even overhauled
44:48We all picture in our minds
44:52A girl that looks just right
44:56Ain't it funny, ain't it strange
44:58The way a man's opinions change
45:01When he starts to face that lonely night
45:06Oh, the girls all get prettier in closing time
45:10Oh, they all begin to look like movie stars
45:16Oh, the girls all get prettier in closing time
45:22When the change starts taking place
45:24When the change starts taking place
45:24It puts a glow on every face
45:27Of the fallen angels
45:28Of the Backstreet Boys
45:30Oh, the Fallen Angels
45:33Of the Backstreet Boys
45:43Too bad Roscoe don't have more patrol cars
45:46For next week, folks in Hazard
45:48will be hearing the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
45:55There she will be hearing the fans
45:56Yes, We don't have Lo 프� guiding
45:56Yes, we are also
46:11A book called biennial
46:11The women from the vaccin
46:11I heard there are sources of
46:15The company has changed
46:16esto
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