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00:02I'm the deuce.
00:03If only I can get rid of the General Lee.
00:07I've got him just where he wants me.
00:10I'm gonna have that big fat tongue of yours bronze.
00:14Come on, get in.
00:15I'm too long to die.
00:17Hey, what's that, Homer?
00:24Hey, bat.
00:25Where you got that dynamite?
00:28Look!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law
00:45Since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the normal life
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:29Friends, if you're wondering why the Duke boys are in such an all-fired hurry
01:32When they ain't being chased by nothing
01:34And it ain't Saturday night, so they're not chasing women
01:38Well, they're hot to qualify for Boss Hog's first annual hazard drag-and-fly contest
01:43That's drag-and-fly contest
01:47Which means all you gotta do to qualify
01:50Besides being a little bit crazy
01:52Is sprint like a jackrabbit in your car
01:55Fly like an eagle in your car
01:58And land reasonably upright in your car
02:09That's how rumors would start
02:10Come right up to the starting line
02:15And you wait until I give you the go of here
02:17All right, on your mark, get set
02:19Go!
02:21Go!
02:21Go!
02:22Look at this!
02:23Come on!
02:24Look at that!
02:25Oh, when you look at that, it didn't even break it
02:29That's all the better Jim Skuggs can do
02:31We ain't gonna have no problem qualifying
02:32Ain't that the truth?
02:34Don't tell us you bought that turbocharged bomb
02:36And hired us as drivers to beat that kind of competition
02:39Yeah, boss, don't tell us
02:41I bought that turbocharged bomb
02:43And hired you as drivers
02:44To beat that kind of competition
02:46See over there!
02:48Lookie, lookie!
02:48Couple of locals in the beat-up heap
02:50Me and Spanner will take them in first gear
02:52Yeah, boss, no problem
02:54Wrong, wrong, wrong!
02:56Cause you don't know anything about the General Lee
02:58I'll tell you one thing
02:59That General Lee's about half human
03:01That's right
03:01And each of them Duke boys was born
03:04With a silver gas pedal in his mouth
03:07So you just watch
03:08Watch and learn something
03:09All right, Duke boys, come on!
03:11Come on, Duke!
03:12All right, Duke!
03:13Now, you go when I leave
03:15All right
03:16On your mark, it's set
03:18Through!
03:33Hey, Pete, Jim Skuggs marked by more than 20 feet
03:36Yeah
03:36Generally, he must have grown wings
03:38Steve, man, but needs a little more weight in the trunk
03:41To balance him out
03:42Any more landings like that
03:44And he'll have to grow a whole new set of landing gear
03:47That didn't sound a little funny when we hit the ground?
03:50Yeah
03:51I think he might have busted a couple of bones
03:54We better take a look
03:55There ain't no way you're gonna win with that General Lee going on
03:59All right, boys, just go over and warm up my car, will you?
04:01Do us some good, huh?
04:02Yeah, just get on
04:04With the General Lee jumping like that
04:06There ain't no way you're gonna win this dragonfly
04:08Oh, ye of little faith
04:09Listen, I aim to win
04:11Them drivers I hired are NASCAR drivers
04:14NASCAR?
04:15Yeah, though recently dispaired
04:17So I'm gonna win
04:19And I'm gonna make a profit
04:20Well, that don't make no sense
04:21How you gonna make a profit
04:23When you're the one providing the prize money?
04:25Prize money?
04:26Yeah
04:26That's chicken feed
04:27Yeah, compared to what the owner of the winning car
04:30Namely you
04:31Namely me
04:32Can make by endorsing Prado
04:34If you can only get rid of the General Lee
04:36If only I can get rid of the General Lee
04:41I'll give you a better look
04:45General, you're a mess
04:50Oh, dang it
04:52No wonder it's all wonky
04:54What?
04:55We took a direct shot on the driveshaft, looks like
04:57Let's see
05:00Luke?
05:04Luke?
05:06Luke, you all right?
05:09Luke?
05:16Uncle Jesse?
05:17Daisy?
05:18Roscoe?
05:19Y'all, any of y'all got your ears on?
05:21I read you loud and clear, Bo
05:22When we hit the ground
05:24Something happened to the driveshaft on the General Lee
05:25And it slipped out and hit Luke in the head
05:27Y'all, I think he's pretty bad
05:28You better call an ambulance, okay?
05:30We're on our way
05:32Breaker, breaker, breaker
05:33This is J.D. Hawke calling Bo Duke
05:35As the sponsor of this here event
05:36I want to make sure
05:37That your cousin Luke is okay now
05:40So that you Dukes can't sue me later
05:42So
05:42You hightail that boy right over to the hospital
05:45And then you have them send the whole bill
05:48Direct to me
05:49Over and out
05:50Bo
05:50Was I hearing correct?
05:52I don't think Luke's the only one got clobbered in the head
05:54You mean to tell me you're actually gonna pay his hospital bill?
05:57Yeah, I sure am
05:58Why is that?
05:59All right, I'll tell you
06:00I got me an idea
06:01That just might make Luke Duke
06:03Withdraw the General Lee from the Dragonfly
06:05All by himself
06:07Luke Duke ain't gonna do that
06:08While he's in his right mind
06:10Mm-hmm
06:11Not while he's in his right mind
06:15That's why I'm calling in
06:17The Professor
06:20Now it turned out that old Luke
06:23Having a Duke hard head
06:24Wasn't really hurt
06:25So old boss sneaked his ringer into Luke's room
06:28Before the Duke showed up
06:30Just want to test your reflexes
06:32Now you just watch this watch
06:35Left
06:36Right
06:37Left
06:38Right
06:39Your eyes are getting tired
06:42The lids are getting heavier and heavier
06:46You're sleepy
06:48You want to rest and sleep
06:51Sleep
06:55Luke
07:00He's all yours
07:01You mean that's all it took to hypnotize him?
07:05That's all it took
07:06All right, Professor
07:08Now what happens next?
07:10Oh, just the basic post-hypnotic suggestion
07:13Everything we tell him now
07:16He'll remember
07:18Just when you want him to
07:20Oh, yeah, yeah, good
07:21But we better hurry and tell him
07:23Because we might just get spotted
07:25By one of them real doctors
07:26Or his family might sure will be
07:28Well, he's all yours
07:29Yeah
07:29If the prices you're charging me
07:31He better be
07:34Say, boy
07:35What's your name?
07:38Luke Duke
07:39And what's the name of your car?
07:41Car is General Lee
07:43It's always breaking down, ain't it?
07:46Conor, it's old
07:47And ready for the junk heap
07:50Junk heap
07:51Yeah, so the next time that it breaks down
07:55You're gonna get rid of General Lee
07:58No matter who tries to stop you
08:00No matter who tries to stop me
08:03You're gonna get rid of General Lee
08:06Gonna get rid of General Lee
08:10All right
08:10That do it?
08:12That does it
08:13All right
08:13Well, except for one more thing
08:16Luke
08:18You will not remember me
08:20Nor anything that happened in this room
08:24And you will stay in your post-hypnotic state
08:27Until you hear a sound like
08:32There
08:34Now we're finished
08:36You mean Luke Duke is all finished
08:38Only you don't know it yet
08:40So, boss paid off the professor
08:42And sneaked him out
08:44Then tried to enlighten Roscoe
08:46Now, friends and neighbors
08:47He had his work cut out for him there
08:50Oh!
08:52Listen, boss
08:53Oh, I'm glad you're here
08:53Listen, I saw Jesse and his pickup truck
08:55Whipping around the back of the hospital
08:56Don't worry
08:57Don't worry
08:57I know, I know
08:58It's okay
08:59Listen, I'm just here at the hospital
09:00Visiting the poor boy
09:01Who's Bill I'm thinking killed him
09:03Oh, yeah
09:05Hey, listen, boss
09:06Listen, I'm a little bit worried
09:07You sure that that professor
09:09Him hypnotizing Luke Duke like that
09:11You sure that's gonna work?
09:12Well, of course it's gonna work
09:13Oh
09:13The very next time that General Lee breaks down
09:15Luke Duke ain't gonna have no choice
09:17But to get rid of it
09:19And then
09:20You're gonna win that dragonfly
09:22Just like that
09:23Don't ever do that
09:25Do what?
09:25Snapping your fingers like that
09:26I mean, if Luke Duke was around
09:28To hear that kind of snapping
09:29My whole plan would fall apart
09:30Quicker than
09:32Oh
09:35By the time Jesse and Daisy showed up
09:38To take Luke home
09:38No one realized that he had been hypnotized
09:41How you feeling?
09:43How are you?
09:43I feel pretty good, actually
09:44Good
09:45That's good
09:47Well, you ready to go home?
09:49You bet
09:49Let's get out of here
09:50All right
09:51Let me see
09:51We got in my jeans
09:52They gotta be around there somewhere
09:54That night
09:55Boss sent Roscoe to take her with the General
09:58Which was very smart
10:00Because all Roscoe had to do
10:01Was turn on the ignition
10:02For something to go wrong
10:09Sheriff Roscoe beat Coldrain
10:11That's who
10:11That's who
10:48Hot dog
11:07Hot dog
11:08Looks like we're gonna get the test of General
11:10Because you got the authority on a private road
11:12Well, I got ordered from Roscoe to chase you to that catcher
11:15No matter where it is
11:22Look, look out
11:23Now, some effort
11:24The Boss Hogg County road construction crew
11:27Were dragging out their 20-year road job
11:43How do you make it through there?
11:45How do you make it through there?
11:58Oh, no
11:59I missed a tip on the gas
12:00Not on the brake
12:02Looks like old Roscoe's magic touch
12:04Hating on them
12:07What's the matter?
12:12I hope somebody does some finger popping pretty quick
12:14Or old Luke's gonna give Bo and Cletus
12:16The surprise of their lives
12:22I have been dreaming of catching the General Lee
12:25Ever since I joined the force
12:27This is gonna get me a race
12:29Well, don't get too excited, Cletus
12:31I think it was just luck
12:32The General's not feeling too good today
12:33I'm so sure it was just luck
12:36I think it was plain bound to happen
12:40General's over the hill
12:41He's ready for the junk heap
12:43He sure ain't worth fixing no more
12:46What are you talking about?
12:47I'm talking about getting rid of the General Lee
12:49Just as soon as we can
12:52Buzzards on a buzzsaw
12:53Get rid of the General Lee
12:54Why wouldn't it be no fun around Hazard at all without him?
12:56Luke, are you out of your mind or something?
12:57Just because I'm willing to admit
12:59That General Lee ain't worth keeping no more?
13:01You can't get rid of this car
13:02I mean, this car's chock full of memories
13:04Everybody in Hazard knows
13:05This car's held together with spit and bailing wire
13:07Well, Luke, that's no reason to get rid of him
13:09We can just fix him
13:10Bo, can't you see it?
13:11This car's history
13:13Either you're too stupid or too stubborn to admit it
13:15I got a good mind to show you how stupid and stubborn I am right here and now
13:19No, no, no, no
13:20Just hold, hold, hold it right there
13:21Now, listen
13:23I'm going to call Cooter
13:24And he's going to come out here and give you all a tow
13:26I think you've been in the sun a little too long
13:31Now, being as how the Duke's built the General from the ground up
13:34Well, he's family
13:36I felt that way about an old convertible one time
13:44Yeah, oh, that was a good one
13:46That was a bad one
13:47You got this thing turned around
13:48Hit it again, boys
13:49Say cheese
13:50Cheese
13:52Uh, this is Sheriff Roscoe Pete Coltrane
13:55I call him, boss hog
13:57Uh, you got your ears on, little fat buddy
13:59Come back
13:59Roscoe, any more of that little fat buddy stuff
14:02And you may wind up with a big fat lip
14:04Besides, you're interrupting some important business here
14:07All right, boys, let's hit it again
14:08Say peaches
14:10Peaches
14:11Now, wait a minute
14:12Boss, uh, is that important business anything to do with my raise, uh, come back?
14:17No, the important business has to do with me and my winning drivers here
14:20Having our pictures took for them endorsement posters
14:23All right, let's, uh, hit one for posterity
14:29Boss, never mind your posterior
14:31Listen, I got good news, good news
14:33I just saw Cooter dragging the General Lee over toward the Duke farm
14:37And Luke Duke looking mad enough to eat pet bowls
14:40Come back
14:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, well, well, well, well, is that a fact?
14:44You don't suppose, uh, them boys had some kind of accident with that car, do you?
14:49Oh, are you kidding?
14:51There wasn't no accident
14:52I took care of the General Lee myself
14:54Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hush, will you hush?
14:57Now, boys, just go and get them shock absorbers, will you?
15:00And, Mr. Photographer, check your focus
15:02Roscoe, is your pilot like going out?
15:05Listen, boss, I-I want a raise now
15:07I want more than 50% of my 50%
15:09Come back
15:10I'll give you a raise
15:11I'll give you a 50% raise
15:13I give you 50% of 50% of 50%, how about that?
15:18Well, that's better.
15:20I got him just where he wants me.
15:22Good shot.
15:23Anyway, smoke pouring out the back.
15:25It even came up through the windows in the back.
15:30We'll let her on down.
15:32Watch your fingers and watch your toes.
15:35You got it.
15:38That all about do it.
15:42Yep.
15:43Cletus was in hot pursuit.
15:45We had smooth sailings clear ahead of us.
15:47General up and down.
15:49You know, Luke, I wish you would stop griping about the general
15:51leastwise until we figure out what's wrong with him.
15:53Everything's wrong with him.
15:54Not everything.
15:55There's nothing wrong with them parts I let y'all have on credit.
15:58That's top-of-the-line stuff there.
16:00Well, that there's the point, Cooter.
16:01There ain't hardly an original part left in him,
16:03and it still don't help.
16:05He's too old to move.
16:06On behalf of General Lee, I resent that.
16:09Next thing you'll be saying is I'm too old to move.
16:11Oh, he didn't mean like that, Uncle Jesse.
16:14Luke's just a little put out.
16:15Well, Cooter, you don't have to be making excuses for me.
16:18It ain't nothing personal, Uncle Jesse.
16:21I just don't want to be owning his car another day.
16:23Well, Luke, it seems to me that I should have something to say about that, doesn't it?
16:26I mean that General Lee is half mine, ain't it?
16:28That's beside the point.
16:30It's time to admit the general's over the hill.
16:32He ought to be replaced.
16:33No way, Luke.
16:34Well, then one of us ought to buy out the other one.
16:36Well, all right, then.
16:37Oh, come on, you guys.
16:38Who's gonna buy out who?
16:40Corn was a dollar a ton.
16:41Y'all couldn't afford grits.
16:42Well, then we ought to settle it like we did when we was kids.
16:45The winner gets a pink slip.
16:47All right, cousin.
16:47You got yourself a deal on that one.
16:49Now, you two just hold it right there.
16:53I'm gonna count to three.
16:54And if you ain't settled your differences by the time I snap my fingers,
16:59I'm gonna take one of these straps to you.
17:01Now, what's it gonna be?
17:03One.
17:05Two.
17:09All right, Uncle Jesse, you win.
17:11All right.
17:13Seems like you two ain't learned yet
17:15that Dukes don't fight Dukes.
17:19Besides,
17:20we got better ways to settle our differences.
17:26All right.
17:27Didn't leave you much room, Bo.
17:29Well, cousin,
17:30there's a whole lot more room down there
17:32than you think there is.
17:34Yes, sir.
17:43Nice shooting, Bo.
17:44It's getting bad.
17:46That's real good shooting, y'all,
17:47but we're right back where we started from.
17:49That's right.
17:49It's a tie.
17:51Let's see, a tiebreaker.
17:52We got to move back five paces
17:53and shoot till we win.
17:54Five more.
17:58Right here.
18:00Uncle Jesse, what...
18:01Don't ask me, Daisy.
18:03I've never seen Luke's nose
18:05so far out of the joint.
18:06Ever.
18:07It's like it's a whole different person.
18:13Dead center twice in a row.
18:15Think you can do
18:16that little trick of yours again?
18:18It's worth a try.
18:29That settles it.
18:32Getting rid of the general lead
18:33just as soon as we can get him
18:34running good enough
18:35to get him to a used car lot.
18:36Come on, Cooter.
18:37Give me a hand.
18:46Uncle Jesse, I tried.
18:48After they fixed up General Lee,
18:50Bo figured Luke would change his mind
18:51about getting rid of the old general.
18:53Of course, he didn't know
18:54that Luke had been hypnotized
18:55to get rid of the general.
18:57For that matter,
18:58neither did Luke.
18:58I can't hardly hold the road
19:00with any speed at all.
19:02Steering wheel's got more play in it
19:03than boss's suspenders.
19:05No telling what else is wrong with this car.
19:07I can tell you.
19:09It's a driver.
19:19Let's do it.
19:21You're going to trade with Hobie?
19:23Most of his cars are just like him anyway.
19:25About half smashed.
19:27He's the only one to take the general
19:28in this condition.
19:29Let's hold him.
19:31Doing business with Hobie Harkins
19:33is a real test of character.
19:35Trying to resist the temptation
19:37of taking advantage of someone
19:38who gave in to it long ago.
19:40Hey, you're a long, long,
19:43babooking me, though.
19:44Well, you know who you are.
19:46Would you boys care
19:47for a little taste of Sip and Shine?
19:49No, thanks.
19:50Luke here's on business.
19:52Business?
19:52Well, in that case,
19:53I'll take the little taste
19:54I was going to give you.
19:56You never waste a taste.
19:57Oh, that is silky.
20:00Well, what can I do for you, boys?
20:01Well, the general's been ailing lately,
20:03and we was thinking that...
20:04Ailing the general is sick?
20:06Well, I got just a thing for it.
20:09Look what it's done for me.
20:10Yeah, well, we weren't thinking
20:12so much of a cure
20:13as maybe trading up something newer.
20:14I just happened to have
20:16this little buggy
20:17you can shine up to.
20:18Oh, shine.
20:19There, now,
20:20what do you think
20:21of this little red beauty?
20:22It looks kind of yellow to me, Holden.
20:24Yeah, well, through my eyes,
20:26they all look red.
20:28Yeah, she's a beauty, all right.
20:31Pity, though, Luke,
20:32we can't afford it.
20:33Well, it's only, uh, $1,500.
20:36And I will give you $300
20:37for General Lee.
20:39No, sorry.
20:40Looks like we're just gonna have
20:41to keep going driving the general.
20:42Now, hold on a second, Bo.
20:44Now, I won the right
20:45to do the negotiating.
20:46Remember?
20:47Yeah.
20:48Kobe, how about $800 for the general?
20:50$800?
20:51Well, I...
20:53Well, I've got a drink to something.
20:56You got yourself a dip.
20:58Look.
21:06So, the boys had themselves
21:09a yellow car.
21:10Don't that look weird?
21:16Well?
21:18What do you think?
21:22Well...
21:23At least you don't have to
21:24climb in and out of the window.
21:26Well, we will just as soon
21:27as we get the doors welded.
21:28Then we get us some orange paint,
21:30get the stars and bars on the top,
21:32and a big old one on the side.
21:33We'll be all set.
21:35Well, hold on.
21:36You never said nothing
21:37about doing that.
21:38How else we gonna paint a guard
21:39we're gonna name
21:40the general Lee the second?
21:41Now, just a minute.
21:42Getting rid of the general
21:44is one thing,
21:45but stealing its name?
21:47Ain't that double jeopardy
21:49or something?
21:49The original general
21:50didn't have no name
21:51till we gave it to him.
21:52It wouldn't hardly seem right
21:53not having a general Lee
21:54in the family.
21:56Boy, I wish you would've
21:57thought about missing him
21:58before he went out
21:58and sold him in the first place, Luke.
22:00Oh, look.
22:01We made a deal
22:02to replace the general Lee.
22:04Now, painting the car
22:04is part of that deal.
22:06But Luke...
22:06Or don't the word of a Duke
22:07mean nothing no more?
22:13Uncle Jesse,
22:14he is getting stranger
22:15and stranger every day.
22:17You know, I think
22:17I ought to go in there
22:18and talk to him about this.
22:19Don't.
22:19No, he didn't mean it,
22:20I don't think.
22:22Daisy, come on.
22:22Luke's been saying
22:23all kinds of weird things.
22:24Now, don't y'all tell me
22:25I'm the only one
22:25that's noticed it, neither.
22:26No, we ain't gonna tell you that.
22:29But he has been acting
22:31kind of strangely.
22:32So when's he gonna start
22:32acting like himself?
22:34Well, until he gets it
22:35out of his system, honey.
22:37And until he does,
22:39we're all gonna treat him
22:40as kind and as gentle
22:42and with as much
22:42understanding as we can.
22:45We just hope to the Lord
22:47he don't bust his family
22:48wide apart.
22:50Wait, I can't hear you.
22:51Speak up, will you?
22:52Boss.
22:53Oh.
22:54Oh, yeah.
22:54Yeah, just a minute here.
22:56Just a minute.
22:56Here, take that.
22:57All right.
22:57Who is it?
22:58It's me.
22:59Hobie.
23:00Oh, Hobie Hawkins.
23:01What's on your mind?
23:01Well, are you still offering
23:04a thousandth dollar bonus
23:06to anybody who can get
23:07those Luke boys
23:09to part with General Lee?
23:11Well, maybe I am
23:12and maybe I ain't.
23:13What's it to you?
23:13I just slickered them out of it.
23:16And my mechanic,
23:21the repairman
23:22has got her
23:23humming like a blender.
23:31Now, do you want it or not?
23:36Oh, I want it.
23:37I want it.
23:38Well, good.
23:38Then all you have to do
23:40is raise the bonus
23:41to two thousand dollars.
23:43Two thousand dollars?
23:44Hobie, are you drunk?
23:45Well, of course.
23:46Well, then you must have
23:47got the DTs
23:48if you expect
23:48I'm going to pay two thousand.
23:50Well, I will do you a favor.
23:53You, you, you,
23:53I will,
23:54I will take it in shine.
23:57All right, no, no, no,
23:58wait a minute.
23:58You take it in cash.
24:00On the corner,
24:00you're going to need
24:01all of that
24:01to pay the rent
24:02on your call, Lord,
24:04because I just happened
24:05to raise that rent
24:05by that very same
24:07two thousand dollars.
24:09Oh, gee.
24:10You know something?
24:11What?
24:12That hypnotizing worked.
24:14It did?
24:14Yeah.
24:15Luke Duke
24:15just got rid
24:17of General Lee
24:17to Hobie Hawkins.
24:18And I just bought
24:19him off of Hobie.
24:21You didn't.
24:22I did.
24:23You did?
24:23That's what I said.
24:24Oh, good shit.
24:26You know what we can do?
24:27We can repaint
24:29the General Lee
24:30and then we can put it
24:31in the dragonfly.
24:32Isn't that a brilliant idea,
24:33right?
24:34Wrong.
24:34Wrong.
24:35I ain't going to use it.
24:36Ain't.
24:36Mm-mm.
24:37I'm going to demolish
24:39that trunk of car
24:39and get it out of my life
24:41once and for all.
24:42Oh, good job.
24:43Now, that's what I call
24:44a brilliant idea.
24:45Brilliant.
24:46That is brilliant.
24:47Good job.
24:47How are you going to do that?
24:48How?
24:49How?
24:49Not me.
24:50Not you.
24:50You.
24:50Me.
24:51You.
24:51Me?
24:52Oh, how?
24:52How?
24:53How?
24:53You're going to shove it
24:54right off the cliff
24:55into Rainbow Canyon.
24:57Right off the cliff,
24:58really good?
24:59This is Sheriff
25:01Scooby Coltrane
25:02calling Buzz Hogg
25:04with the latest
25:05progress report.
25:05Come back.
25:06This is J.D. Hogg.
25:08Go ahead.
25:09Go ahead.
25:10Report.
25:11Report.
25:11Well, the victim's vehicle
25:14is on the slope
25:15overlooking the cliff.
25:16Come back.
25:17I don't want it
25:18overlooking the cliff,
25:19knucklehead.
25:20I want it over the cliff,
25:22period.
25:23I just finished
25:24adding that clunk of car
25:25to my overall insurance policy
25:26so I can recuperate
25:28my losses.
25:29I repeat.
25:30Oh, the cliff.
25:32Oh, that's a great
25:33big affirmative.
25:35And the General Lee's
25:37luck is about
25:37to roll out.
25:48And so am I
25:50in case there's
25:50any witnesses around.
26:01Now, I don't know
26:02about y'all,
26:03but I feel like
26:03somebody's about
26:04to shoot my dog.
26:06Wouldn't you just know it?
26:15Fortunately,
26:16old Cooter
26:17was heading that way
26:18on a call.
26:21Hang on, General.
26:22I'm a-coming.
26:31I'm a-coming.
26:34Shoot!
26:51Boy, right to the edge.
26:54Now, that's true love
26:55between one good old boy
26:57and one good old car.
27:13Yes, sir, E. Bob,
27:14I'll tell you right now,
27:15if I'd have got there
27:16five seconds later,
27:17old General
27:18wouldn't be nothing
27:19but a big
27:19reddish-orange blob
27:21at the bottom
27:22of Rainbow Canyon.
27:27That wouldn't make
27:27no difference anyways.
27:29He ain't worth nothing.
27:29I'm just gonna pretend
27:30I didn't hear that.
27:31The point is,
27:33General Lee didn't get
27:33there by his lonesome.
27:34Somebody had to push him.
27:35And who'd want to do
27:36a mean thing like that?
27:38Oh, somebody who doesn't
27:39want us to drive him
27:40in the Dragonfly.
27:40That's who.
27:41The only competition
27:42we got there
27:43would be Boss Hogg.
27:44Why didn't we think of that?
27:46Well, things has changed, though.
27:48You two ain't driving
27:49the General in the Dragonfly.
27:50Well, Boss Hogg
27:51don't necessarily know that.
27:53Listen, y'all,
27:53the important thing is
27:54we got to keep whoever it is
27:55from trying to hurt
27:55the General Lee again.
27:57Which ain't gonna be easy
27:58because whoever it is
27:59ain't likely to stop now.
28:01We'll just hide
28:01the General in the barn.
28:03Daisy, the General
28:04ain't ours to hide no more.
28:06Yeah, the only right thing
28:06to do would be
28:07to take him back
28:08to the person
28:08we sold him to
28:09in the first place.
28:10Hobie?
28:11Look, you're out of your mind.
28:12Hobie might be
28:12neck deep in this thing, too.
28:14The only thing Hobie's
28:15neck deep in
28:15is a shine bottle.
28:16The truth of the matter is
28:17the law is the law,
28:18and us Dukes
28:20gotta obey it
28:20no matter
28:22what might happen
28:23to the General there.
28:35Hey, folks.
28:37Eat Hogg's
28:38Happy Henburgers.
28:39Our slogan,
28:41the only snack
28:42that makes you
28:42straighten up
28:43and fly right.
28:45Fly right.
28:47Fly right.
28:48Cut, cut.
28:49All right, all right, good.
28:50Now, get ready
28:50for another one.
28:51Roscoe, come here.
28:52Tell me some more
28:53of them gory details
28:54about the General's
28:55last choice.
28:56Oh, I'll tell you,
28:57he went out
28:58in a blaze of glory
28:59in Rainbow Canyon.
29:01I see, I heard
29:02this horrendous crash,
29:04and there was
29:04a crunch of wood
29:05and a mangle of metal,
29:07and there was
29:08a tinkle in the glass.
29:10Tinkle, tinkle.
29:10And then this
29:11humongous black cloud
29:13started ascending
29:14toward heaven.
29:15Hoop, hoop, hoop.
29:16To that big junkyard
29:17in the sky.
29:18Yeah, I love it,
29:19I love it.
29:20I did, too.
29:21Yeah, I thought you would.
29:22With that car
29:23out of the way,
29:24ain't nobody
29:25gonna stop us
29:25from winning the derby.
29:26He's right, boss,
29:27he's right.
29:28Oh, I can see
29:29them endorsements
29:29paying off right now.
29:31Okay, you ready
29:31for another one?
29:32Yeah.
29:32All right,
29:33hit that fan.
29:33Hit that fan.
29:34It's fan.
29:35It's fan.
30:05Oh, rascal, come over here.
30:08Yes, yes, yes.
30:09Listen, if that General Lee went over the cliff with clouds ascending, what do you call that out there?
30:14Well, that's a...
30:17That's an optical illusion.
30:19Uh-uh.
30:19No, it's a... in reincarnation.
30:22Never.
30:22No, well, it's certainly a miracle.
30:24What do you mean, miracle?
30:25Well, it's a miracle that they could put that car back together again.
30:28Yeah, well, you just better take it apart again.
30:30And you get them car-thieving Dukes arrested.
30:32For what?
30:33Well, they're driving around on my personal property, ain't they?
30:35Right.
30:35And that spells green, theft, auto.
30:37Ooh, don't it, Dad?
30:38All right, now get.
30:39I'm gone.
30:40And that goes for everybody.
30:42Get, get, get.
30:44Now, the Dukes was trying to do the honest thing, which sometimes gets complicated.
30:48Bo was in the general.
30:50Luke was driving Old Yeller, followed by a cooter, and Roscoe trying to arrest everybody.
30:55And Boss's Maddie's trying not to look too confused.
30:58Best step on it, Bo.
30:59Looks like we got about half a hazard there hot on our tail.
31:02Rascal catches you in the general, Lee, it's gonna be all over.
31:05Listen, I'm gonna head north and try to double back to the used car lot.
31:07Y'all run me some interference.
31:09You want interference?
31:10You got it.
31:11I'm gonna look like the right side of the bulldog line.
31:19What's that fool doing?
31:22I don't know.
31:23Get him out of the ways.
31:37He tried.
31:51Hey, I got you.
31:52Hey, I got him.
31:54You fool, could you just...
31:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:58Hey, shake it off.
31:59Do something about this turret.
32:00Turn in this thing.
32:01Don't worry.
32:01Holy Scotland's worth in the air now.
32:03No, no, no.
32:03We gotta do something.
32:04We can't do nothing.
32:05Can you do something?
32:06You gotta hit the bike.
32:07Go to reverse.
32:07Go to reverse.
32:08Go to reverse.
32:09Go.
32:10Go.
32:36Come on, come on!
32:49I can't stop this yet, Homer.
32:51Hang on, will you?
32:52Hey, Homer, how about move it over?
32:55How's it right?
32:57It's all right.
33:02Hey, Homer, hang on to you.
33:23Just when Bo was beginning to feel like General Custer at the Little Bighorn, what was left
33:28of the cavalry came racing to the rescue.
33:32Come on, get in here, man.
33:37Oh, it's not an elf race.
33:39We're in hot pursuit.
33:48Oh, all right.
34:08Sorry about that, Homer.
34:10Hey, look, I'll buy you a cold one down at the boar's nest, huh?
34:14Well, they're all okay, but you can bet they'll be right back on our tail after they quit arguing
34:18each other.
34:19And when they don't catch us, they're going to stake out the farm.
34:22Well, that suits me fine, as long as they keep off our tail to four o'clock.
34:25What's this bitch about four o'clock?
34:27You got a heavy date?
34:28Four o'clock just happens to be the deadline for the hazard dragonfly, that's all.
34:33Just want to make sure we beat Boss at his own game, even if we do have to use this
34:36car.
34:38Since they were afraid to meet at the farm, well, they laid low at one of Jesse's old abandoned
34:42still sites.
34:44Of course, Jesse knew they'd be there.
34:46Hey, that's a real fine kettle of catfish he got us into this time.
34:52Don't look at me.
34:53We wouldn't be in this whole dang mess if Luke wasn't stupid enough to give up the general
34:56like he did.
34:57It was time.
34:58He was ready to fall apart anyway.
34:59Oh, so you wanted to make sure of that by selling him, is that right?
35:02I didn't want nothing bad to happen to him.
35:04Figured the worst was belonging to us, and he'd spend the rest of his days in peace.
35:09I don't understand you.
35:11One minute you're saying that General Lee's ready for the old soldier's home, and then
35:15the next minute, just like that, you're worried about what's going to happen to him.
35:19What was that?
35:20I was saying that General...
35:23There was some kind of noise.
35:25What was he saying?
35:26I was just wondering how you could consider that General Lee an old friend, and then the
35:30very next minute, just like that, you're bad-mouthing him.
35:34Hold on a second.
35:34Anybody who says I've been bad-mouthing the general ought to have his ears examined.
35:38Look, I ain't believe in this.
35:40You sound a lot like somebody who just got out of a bad dream and don't remember a thing
35:44that's been happening.
35:44Remember what?
35:45Now, now, Bo, Bo, it ain't important whether he remembers it or not.
35:49The important thing is he don't feel that way no more.
35:52What way?
35:53Now, now, now, here's what we gotta do.
35:55We gotta make sure that nobody tries to total out to General Lee again.
35:58Total to General Lee?
35:59And the only way we can do that is to buy him back.
36:01Well, who sold him?
36:02Luke.
36:03Wait a minute.
36:04Uncle Jesse, we ain't got no money.
36:06Well, you two was running from the law.
36:08I sold three cords of wood to Zach Whitley.
36:12Then I got a good loan on the tractor.
36:15And with the mortgage payment, we ought to have about enough to make ourselves a deed.
36:19Uncle Jesse, I really appreciate it, but we can't let you do that for us.
36:22Well, I ain't doing it for you.
36:24I'm doing it for the General Lee.
36:27Old timers like him and me has gotta stick together, especially when young whippersnappers
36:31that ain't dry behind the ears yet think we're ready for the bone pile.
36:35Now, get going.
36:37All right.
36:37The General's almost back in our family again.
36:39We can submit that dragon fly, right?
36:40You bet we can.
36:41Well, let's get going.
36:42Let's go.
36:44Grab it.
36:45He's yellow, please.
36:45That's it.
36:48Get away!
36:49You let him get away!
36:51You have both do.
36:52Get the rights on the choice of grand theft order.
36:55And you let him get away!
36:56Oh, well, that's a sort of a yes and a sort of a no, see?
37:00Yes, they got away, but no, we didn't let him.
37:03Did we, Flash?
37:04Well, Flash was right, boss.
37:05We didn't let him.
37:06They just kind of escaped on their own.
37:08We've been looking for him the last couple hours.
37:09It could have been worse.
37:10At least we got the car back.
37:12I don't want it back.
37:13I want it demolished.
37:15Well, listen, don't worry about it.
37:16Flash and I'll go whizzing down at Hobie's and we'll take care of it.
37:19You ain't going whizzing no place.
37:21Sit down.
37:22Oh.
37:22Oh.
37:22Oh, sorry, Flash.
37:25It didn't mean...
37:25I got a better idea.
37:27Just to make sure nothing goes wrong this time, I want you boys to handle it.
37:31You forgetting something, boss?
37:32We're supposed to be competing in the Dragonfly this afternoon.
37:36That's right, boss.
37:37So you boys got plenty of time to get yourselves hold of some explosives,
37:41drive that general leader to gravel pits,
37:43and then blow it up into smithereen.
37:47When the boys showed up, old Hobie was still boiling about to shine
37:51that old boss had double-crossed him out of.
37:53And he figured the best way to get revenge was to spill the beans.
37:56Where's the general?
37:57Boss bought it.
37:58That's the last person I'd want, only the general.
38:00Yeah, well, he won't be for long.
38:01He's got two men out there headed for the gravel pit right now
38:04with enough explosives in that car to blow it higher than I am.
38:11Stay.
38:12Stay.
38:13Stay.
38:16Stay.
38:16Stay.
38:18Stay.
38:18Stay.
38:19Stay.
38:19Stay.
38:20Stay.
38:20Stay.
38:25Stay.
38:25My friend, she's got the might, but I don't think she's got the moves.
38:42Well, I reckon it's all in who's in the driver's seat.
38:45Stay.
38:46Stay.
38:48Stay.
38:49Stay.
38:49Stay.
38:58Spanner old buddy, we ain't going to make it to the gravel pit.
39:00If you can hold them off, I'll blow right along in here somewhere.
39:02Better be quick about it, Ben.
39:03They're coming on face.
39:19Get up!
39:21Move up!
39:23Thanks, Gus.
39:24You're fine!
39:25Oh!
39:27Oh!
39:28Oh!
39:29Get up!
39:32Get up!
39:33Get up!
39:34Get up!
39:34Get up!
39:36Where you got that dynamite?
39:37You're too late, sodbuster.
39:39The fuse is lit.
39:47Look!
40:00You dang fool, what do you do if that thing blew up in your hand?
40:02I wouldn't be standing here realizing what a fool I was, that's for sure.
40:06What time is it?
40:08It's about ten minutes before the deadline for that jump and fly.
40:11Is that what you're talking about?
40:12Yeah, let's get going.
40:13You sure you want to take the general?
40:15After all the trouble we've been through to get it back,
40:16it wouldn't make much sense to use anything else.
40:18You're right.
40:20Y'all realize that after the day they've had,
40:22they're now fixing to run a race?
40:26And the final heat of the drag and fly derby is nearly over.
40:29And old boss's car still hadn't made the run.
40:32Come on, I'm reading this.
40:36You, get it!
40:38Oh!
40:38You made me scuff my vehicle there.
40:42Oh, Luke, don't show up here pretty quick, Uncle Jesse.
40:44They're gonna be eliminated.
40:45They gotta be here by four o'clock sharp.
40:48Eh, don't cry before the milk's spilled.
40:50You still got a good five minutes.
40:53Dang, dang, dang!
40:54That van you're a spinner!
40:56What?
40:56What? Who?
40:57My drivers!
40:58My drivers!
40:59Well, they should've been here an hour ago.
41:03Now, listen.
41:04They're not the only ones missing,
41:06and they're not the only ones worrying either.
41:08Look over there.
41:09By now, General Lee was snaking through
41:11some of the longest shortcuts in Hazard County.
41:14Boy, he handles great.
41:17It's good to hear you say that again.
41:24Ah, dang us!
41:25Now or never!
41:26Well, I can't wait another second.
41:27I'm gonna win that first prize right now.
41:29How you gonna do that, boss?
41:30You ain't got a driver.
41:31Oh, yes, I do.
41:33You have who?
41:34You!
41:35Me?
41:36Are you kidding?
41:37But, boss, that is a horrendous jump.
41:40What if I don't make it?
41:42Well, then I won't own the winning car, will I?
41:44No.
41:44And you wouldn't want that to happen to the man
41:46who signed you a paycheck, would you?
41:49Paycheck?
41:49You don't mean...
41:51You mean...
41:52No, boss, listen!
41:53No, no, boss!
41:54Listen! Listen!
41:55I'm too old to die!
42:03You just get out there and win!
42:05Well, don't come back.
42:06Well, that's what I'm afraid of, boss!
42:08Oh, this is scary!
42:10That's it! That's it!
42:21I hope I don't leave Flash and Orphan!
42:24Oh!
42:26Oh!
42:30Oh!
42:35Oh!
42:37Oh!
42:38Oh!
42:40Oh!
42:41Oh!
42:42Oh!
42:42Very bad!
42:46he done it he done it he got the best time and distance booth well and i don't be too
42:51sure
42:52about that jd this here derby ain't over yet yeah well it will be in just less than a minute
42:56ain't nobody gonna keep you out of them advertising pictures now you sure of that boss
43:37one whole second of a rascal die hey they meet his distance too that means we meet you twice in
43:43the
43:43same race that would have killed 10 ordinary men
44:14you know it's gonna take a pretty penny to put this thing back in shape yeah so we figured maybe
44:19we'd help you out of your financial jam by buying back the general lee from you what what after them
44:24product endorsements you done me out of nothing in this old wide world to make me sell that car back
44:28to you no time no how no way roscoe ain't there some sort of fine for transporting explosives in
44:34an unauthorized vehicle like the general lee are you kidding of course there is a thousand dollar fine
44:39but that wasn't what the boss was doing no well then uh what was he doing with all
44:42them explosives on the front seat of the general well that was to blow it up for the insurance
44:48boss you know what you should have done you should have hypnotized me instead of luke
44:52what's all this talk about hypnotized nothing one more word out of you and i'm gonna have that big fat
44:59tongue of yours bronzed you ain't gonna have to do that jd things is beginning to clear up
45:05luke i'm awful sorry i should have known it was some kind of scheme of boss hogs that made you
45:09want
45:09to sell a general yeah it's probably against the law to hypnotize a person against his will too ain't it
45:14so unless you uh decide to sell a general back to us i think we're gonna but but what are
45:19you dukes
45:20got to pay for it boss why don't you keep your prize money and give the boys back their car
45:24all right all right all right all right you win here here's a big and that's how hypnotizing luke
45:39backfired on the boss one thing about hazard county a body's never over the hill as long
45:45as it's still got the fighting spirit whether it's a man or a car
45:52so
46:03so
46:14guitar solo
46:35guitar solo
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