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00:28On the Dukes
00:46On the Dukes
01:01Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the law will allow
01:14Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system
01:23Like a two modern day Robin Hood
01:30Once a month, Uncle Jesse's gonna make
01:33The mortgage payment on the farm
01:34At Boss Hogs Bank on time
01:36And according to Boss' small friend
01:38On time means to the minute
01:40Of course the only grace Boss ever gives
01:42Is at mealtime
01:43And then he's usually had a bite or two
01:45So the Dukes are tearing up the road
01:47Just trying to be on time
01:49And headed out of town on the same road
01:51Is Emery Potter
01:52Part-time registrar at the city hall
01:54And chief teller at Boss Hogs Bank
01:56Where Emery should be now
02:01Now Emery ain't the best driver
02:02In the world
02:05Well you better watch it
02:06Now this guy is coming toward us
02:07Looks like he wants both sides of the road
02:16I'll be that with sweet little old Emery Potter
02:18Driving like he's half crazy
02:20I can't hardly believe it
02:21He generally walks fast when he drives
02:23He must be in some kind of trouble
02:24We best go see what's wrong
02:25Now just hold it
02:26Just hold it
02:27We'll do no such thing
02:28This mortgage payment
02:30Was due at midnight last night
02:31Which means it's gotta be there
02:32And the bank opens this morning
02:34Which is in three minutes
02:35And we're not gonna make it
02:36Uncle Jesse
02:37Will you relax
02:37We're gonna get there
02:38With at least a minute to spare
02:42With Bowie at the wheel
02:43I figure Jesse's gonna have
02:44A couple of minutes to spare
02:45Don't you?
02:55Well now there you go
02:56Mr. Durfus
02:57That should do it
02:58Oh morning Roscoe
03:00Now I'll be right with you
03:01I gotta put this in the vault
03:03Oh I appreciate that
03:04Good morning Roscoe
03:05Good morning
03:06Hey Penny already
03:07Shoot is that all boss
03:09Pays you Roscoe
03:10Will you hush
03:12Boss pays me just fine
03:19Before taxes
03:21Oh the money
03:24The money's gone
03:26We've been robbed
03:27We've been robbed
03:28Oh hubbycock
03:28Listen
03:29Who would come in here
03:30And rob the bank
03:31With the sheriff standing there
03:32I've been standing there
03:33Since the opening
03:34Well all those cash boxes
03:35Is empty
03:36Sheriff and that's filled
03:36When I put them in there
03:37Last night
03:38Has anybody been in there
03:39Since then?
03:40Well just boss hog
03:41We were there
03:41This morning
03:42To went in with the suitcase
03:43Came out quick
03:44And left even quicker
03:45Oh well there's boss hog
03:46Now ask him yourself
03:48He's carrying the suitcase
03:50You old scalloway
03:51Don't go jump into conclusions
03:53That boss hog
03:54Would steal from the good
03:55Citizens of hazard
03:56Well you better have
03:57A good reason
03:58For not wanting to look
03:59In that suitcase
03:59He's loading out there
04:00You mean right now?
04:02Yes we mean right now
04:02You're still a sheriff
04:03Ain't you?
04:03I say forget Roscoe
04:04Let's go get him ourselves
04:06Here's my payment
04:07Wait a minute here
04:09Here's my payment
04:15Give me a hand
04:16I'm the one who says
04:17Let's get him
04:19Wait for me
04:20Now would you just look
04:21The Dukes and Roscoe
04:23In hot pursuit of boss hog
04:25Of course I once knew
04:26A fellow who owned a rabbit
04:26To chase hounds
04:27Me
04:37You gotta remember
04:38That boss hog
04:38Was an old ridge runner
04:40Before he got fat
04:41And prosperous
04:42And he can handle a car
04:43So long as it ain't
04:44One of them little
04:45Foreign jobs
04:46Boss would have to
04:47Grease up to fit in
04:47One of them
04:55All right Roscoe
04:56We'd take him on the right
04:58You'd take him on the left
04:58My right or your left
05:00He didn't or your
05:01Nah just forget it
05:03Roscoe always did
05:04Have trouble between
05:05His left and his right
05:10Watch out
05:12Roscoe
05:13You
05:14What the inclination
05:16Is going on here
05:17All right
05:17Why are you two
05:18Driving like this
05:19Roscoe thank goodness
05:20You're on the job
05:21Look I want you to
05:22Arrest them Dukes
05:23For reckless driving
05:23He's not telling them
05:24I'm arresting
05:25I'm arresting you boss
05:26All right
05:27Go play
05:27Yeah
05:28Put your back
05:29Chubby little hand
05:30To the hood of my vehicle
05:31Go on
05:31Go on
05:32I'm serious
05:33Yeah well you must have been
05:34Nipping my other berry wine again
05:36Oh
05:36Why else would you want
05:37Arrest me for
05:38Just open that suitcase
05:40Well I will not
05:40You sure will
05:41All right
05:43All right
05:43All right
05:44Open it
05:44All right I'll open it
05:45There
05:45See what's in there
05:46Look at that
05:47Look at that
05:48Wait
05:48There ain't nothing in there
05:50But clothes
05:50Which is what a man
05:52Usually takes
05:52When it goes on
05:53On an overnight business trip
05:54You satisfied now
05:56You knucklehead
05:56Doesn't make any difference
05:57Because I'm arresting you anyway
05:59Wait a minute
05:59Will you
06:00Hush
06:00Listen I'm sorry
06:02But as long as I'm sheriff
06:03I'm putting you under arrest
06:04Until I get to the bottom of this
06:06Now get in the back of my car
06:07You Duke boys put
06:08The prisoner's personal facts
06:11In that suitcase
06:11Put it in that vehicle
06:12And bring it in
06:13Now get in the back seat
06:14Yeah but
06:16I ain't gonna mess
06:18Gather up that stuff
06:19And bring that other card
06:20Yes sir
06:21Now Roscoe
06:22I keep telling you
06:23You are making a big mistake
06:25I never took no money
06:27From no bank
06:28Well I'd like to believe you
06:30But I mean
06:30If you didn't do it
06:32Then who did
06:33Who
06:33I know
06:34Emery
06:35Emery Potter
06:36My chief teller
06:37That's who
06:37I was wondering
06:38Why he suddenly up and quit
06:40Early this morning
06:40Right out of a blue sky
06:42Now I know
06:43He's the one
06:43Uh Roscoe
06:45On our way into the town
06:47Me and the boys
06:48We did see
06:50Emery Potter leaving
06:51And he was in a big hurry
06:52Driving like crazy
06:53Yeah there
06:54You hear that Roscoe
06:55You hear that
06:55Now you let me out of here
06:56And that's a direct order
06:57Hey don't make no difference
06:58You're not gonna get out of here
07:00Until you pay a $10,000 bail
07:03$10,000
07:04Well look
07:05I can't get my hands
07:05On fooling green
07:06Like that right now
07:07I mean
07:08All my loose cash
07:09Is tied up
07:09In a big land deal
07:10I got going over
07:11In Colonial City
07:12Well that's just tough
07:13You're gonna have to stay in here
07:14Till a circuit judge
07:15Comes in here tomorrow
07:16Listen I'm terribly sorry
07:18Jesse
07:19Old friend
07:20Um
07:22You wouldn't put up
07:23The bail money for me
07:24Now would you
07:25Me?
07:28$10,000?
07:29What J.D.?
07:30You of all people know
07:31I ain't got that kind of money
07:33To put up for bail
07:34For you
07:35Even if I wanted to put it up
07:36Which I don't
07:38You got the money Jesse
07:40I mean there's your farm
07:41And the mortgage aside
07:43Why there's plenty equity in there
07:46And that's collateral enough
07:47Boss you must be a half bubble off
07:49Ain't no way Uncle Jesse's gonna put up the farm for you
07:51No sir
07:51Jesse
07:52I'm asking you for old times sake
07:54I mean old old times
07:58Like in 1938
08:01At SteelSite number 22
08:06You got a good memory J.D.
08:09Yeah
08:10That's asking a lot
08:13But all right
08:13I'll do it
08:15Roscoe you got a paper or something for me to sign?
08:18Well uh
08:18Oh yeah
08:19Right here
08:20Uncle Jesse look
08:21You said yourself
08:22I know what I said
08:23But this is different
08:24No it ain't different Uncle Jesse
08:25It's Boss Hog
08:26Nothing's different
08:27Hush hush
08:28And hear me out
08:29See uh
08:31Forty-five years ago
08:32When me and J.D.
08:33Was running shine together
08:34Why
08:35There come a day
08:36When it was the other way around
08:37The revenuers arrested me
08:38And threw me in jail
08:40Yeah that's right
08:41And J.D. here
08:43He uh
08:43Could have turned his back on me
08:45But he didn't
08:46Mm-hmm
08:47That's right
08:47He sold his end of the shine
08:50And
08:51Used the money to get me out of jail
08:53Which is what I'm gonna do for him right now
08:57Now Jesse
08:57Uh
08:58You sure you wanna do this?
09:01Debt's a debt
09:03Especially if it's a Duke debt
09:06I'm sure
09:08I owed you one J.D.
09:11This is it
09:14Come on boys
09:29I'm sorry Uncle Jesse
09:30I
09:31I just can't help feeling
09:32Bosses up to something
09:34I just wish we could have talked to Emory Potter
09:36Before he went and signed that piece of paper
09:37Now just hold it a minute
09:38Both of you
09:39Do you think for one minute
09:41That Emory Potter
09:42Could have anything to do
09:43With stealing money from a bank?
09:45No sir
09:46I didn't think so
09:47Well then forget about it
09:49And let's go home
09:51Yes sir
09:57I smell something
09:59And it ain't downwind from the outhouse
10:10Roscoe
10:10What?
10:12We done it
10:13We done it?
10:14We done it
10:15We done it
10:16We done it
10:16We done it
10:17We done it
10:17We done it
10:21The biggest scam of all time
10:23I love it
10:23I love it
10:24Ben
10:24What?
10:25When I don't show up in court tomorrow
10:26The whole Duke farm
10:28Mule plowing goat
10:29The whole shebang
10:30Is forfeited to the bail bondsman
10:32Namely you
10:33Namely me
10:34I love it
10:35I love it
10:36And then
10:36All I gotta do
10:38After the judge leaves town
10:39Is show the good folks of Hazard
10:41That their money is still safe and sound
10:43Right there in the bank vault
10:44Like it always was
10:45There
10:46Now
10:47I gotta get started
10:48For my 24 hour hideout
10:50Right
10:50You got everything all set up out there
10:53Just like I told you
10:54Didn't you?
10:54Are you kidding me?
10:55It's gonna be a home away from home
10:58Oh good, good
10:59Now remember
11:00You bring me all my meals on time
11:02On time
11:02Every three hours on the dot
11:04On the dot
11:04Starting out
11:05With a big plate of my favorite
11:07Raw liver
11:08I sure got a craving for
11:10I can't get enough of it these days
11:12Roscoe
11:13I'm gonna celebrate
11:14With raw liver
11:15With raw liver
11:18Raw liver
11:36Break it one
11:37Break it one
11:37Might be crazy
11:38But I ain't dumb crazy
11:39Cooter coming at you
11:40Any of y'all dukes home
11:40On a hazard net
11:41Come on
11:42You got your lost sheep
11:44Come back
11:44Didn't Uncle Jesse
11:45Just go J.D. Hogg's
11:46Bail on something?
11:48Ain't figured out why
11:49But you heard the story right
11:51Well I got some bad news for you
11:53Boss just snuck out of here
11:54Like a hound dog
11:55With his tail
11:56Tween his legs
11:56And he had his bags
11:57With him
11:58Did that tell you anything?
11:59It's good to know
12:00Much obliged, Cooter
12:01Stay close
12:01We'll get back to you
12:05Now that van's what I'd call
12:06A smart hideout
12:07If old boss don't like
12:08Where he's heading out
12:09He can drive his hideout
12:11To where he wants to be
12:17Boy, that low-down
12:19Dirty
12:19Contemptible
12:20Just hold on a second
12:21Uncle Jesse
12:22Now you really figure
12:23That boss means to jump bail
12:24I figure
12:25I mean to find out
12:26Whether he's jumping bail or not
12:28Turn this car around
12:29Uncle Jesse
12:30Would you watch it?
12:30Turn it around
12:34That's Les Seymour's truck
12:35An old Les can't even drive nails
12:44It's getting so a fella
12:46Can't drive anywhere no more
12:48That's close
12:50Head on back to the farm, Coz
12:51No, we're going the direction
12:53We're headed right now
12:54Which is back to town
12:55That Roscoe's got some explaining to do
12:57About J.D. leaving town
12:59And it better be good
13:01Now let's get back there
13:02Yes, sir
13:09See, you don't have mange
13:10A lot of dogs have mange
13:12If they play
13:13Ooh, ooh
13:14Uh, hello, Bo
13:16Luke
13:17Jesse
13:19I can tell by your silence
13:20That maybe you're upset
13:21About something
13:22Well, listen
13:23Yeah, you shouldn't be
13:24I mean, just take it easy
13:26Just take it easy
13:28Take it easy
13:29When my farm's at stake
13:31Roscoe
13:31It was your sworn duty
13:33To instruct J.D.
13:34And not let him leave town
13:36Till after the trial
13:37Well, I
13:38Don't well me
13:40Cooter saw J.D.
13:41Leaving town
13:42With all his suitcases
13:43Fact
13:43That's right
13:43Now he's gone out
13:44And jumped bail
13:45Thanks to you
13:45Well, maybe he went on a picnic
13:47You know, picnics are nice
13:49Roscoe
13:50This ain't funny
13:51My farm's at stake
13:53Look, will you all just
13:54Go on about your business
13:55I haven't got time
13:56To judge piddly things
13:58I've got more important things
13:59To take care of
14:00More important things
14:01I'll give you
14:02Something important
14:03I'll give you
14:04Something important
14:05To do at the hospital
14:06Let me loose
14:07Let me out
14:08I'll important him
14:10Right on the side now
14:11Good thing, boy
14:12You'd have torn him
14:13Limp from limb
14:14Wouldn't you
14:15Don't go to sleep
14:17Just let me going
14:19All right
14:21Let me collect myself a minute
14:23Can you believe him
14:24Just calm down, Uncle Jesse
14:25Don't let him rile you
14:26Don't let him rile me
14:28He's an idiot
14:28I know that
14:29But what we gotta do now
14:31Is find Boss ourselves
14:32And make sure he shows up
14:33At that trial tomorrow
14:34Yeah, but Boss knows
14:35The county awful good
14:36We best get Cooter and Daisy
14:37To help us out
14:37Yeah, good idea
14:39Also, it's time
14:40Somebody talked to Emery Potter
14:41Come on
14:42Let's get going
14:43Let's get over to Cooter's
14:44I've never seen you
14:45That matter
14:49Hey, Cooter
14:50Hey, y'all
14:52Listen, Cooter
14:52And so things were put in motion
14:55For the Duke's manhunt
14:56Of Boss Hog
14:57Friends, I wouldn't want him
14:59After me
15:00Boss Hog did what?
15:02He skipped town
15:04Daisy was supposed
15:05To pick up Cooter in town
15:06And head out to the Potter house
15:07To find Emery
15:08And the boys and Jesse
15:09Would cover as many
15:10Of Boss' old moonshine sites
15:11That Boss might be
15:13Hiding out here
15:34Well, there's no sign
15:35Of Boss near the old silver mine
15:36Where they just fixed the road
15:39And no sign of him
15:40At Dry Creek
15:48And there wasn't an area
15:49Trazed at Dead End Canyon
15:54Pretty tricky
15:55Using a camouflage net
15:56To cover his portable hideout
16:04And Boss wasn't inside
16:05The old Indian cave
16:08Uh, that wasn't Boss
16:11But it does sound
16:13A little like his wife
16:13Lulu, huh?
16:30There ain't no sign of J.D.
16:32At Meadow Falls, Luke
16:34Or at Clare Creek
16:35Now I'm gonna go on down
16:37To hit the pines
16:38And check
16:39Okay, Uncle Jesse
16:40We've still got Chestnut Creek
16:41And Chicken Hawk Road
16:42To cover
16:43Over and out
16:49Luke, Bo, are you out there?
16:51Right here, Daisy
16:51We're at Emery Potter's place
16:53But he ain't
16:54The sign says he's gone fishing
16:55I could be any of a dozen places
16:57I could be any of two dozen places, Luke
16:59There's Dry River Creek
17:00That is if the creek ain't dry
17:02There's Catfish Creek
17:03And he could be
17:04At any one of them places
17:05And there's Hard Labor Creek
17:06And Catfish Creek
17:08We'll check out as many places
17:09As we can
17:10Over and out
17:10And there's Corn Cob Creek
17:12And the Stinkwater River
17:13And there's
17:15The Yellow River
17:16And there's
17:17Right now it's Boss
17:19We gotta find
17:20This is one time
17:21He hit himself real good
17:22I just don't understand
17:24How somebody that fat
17:25Could hide a stomach that big
17:26I can give Bob
17:27Anything to see
17:27That little white belly
17:28Poking out somewhere
17:30Yeah, Boss Hog
17:31Can't eat more
17:32Than any two people
17:32I've ever seen
17:33Hey, that's it
17:34Well, wherever he's at
17:36He's gotta eat, don't he?
17:38Yeah
17:39In a situation like this
17:40With him hit out
17:41Who's the most likely
17:42Gonna be spoon-feeding him?
17:44Roscoe P. Coltrane
17:50I'll be right back, Flash
17:56Luke's plan was plain and simple
17:57He'd follow Roscoe
17:59And General Lee
17:59But just in case
18:01Luke was spotted by Roscoe
18:02And lost him
18:03Well, good old boy
18:04Would be right there
18:05When Roscoe joins Boss
18:07At his hideout
18:07I want you to say
18:08A word about this
18:09To Roscoe, you hear me?
18:18Good stuff
18:19Good stuff, Flash
18:49Flash, what you did?
18:50What?
18:51What?
18:53What'd you say, Flash?
18:55There for a minute
18:56I thought you were backseat driver
18:57I couldn't do it
18:58You
19:17Flash, I'm a little confused
19:19Is that north on Mill Road
19:21Or is that south?
19:27Oh, there's a dukes
19:28Well, we gotta lose him
19:29Or the boss gonna have our hides for sure
19:32Oh, yeah
19:55Come on
19:56Come on
20:02We lost him
20:03We lost him
20:04Good, good
20:04Who said we couldn't
20:05Outrug the dukes, huh?
20:15It's eating time
20:30Good girl, Flash
20:44He's at three knocks
20:45And then two
20:45Or is that two knocks
20:46And then three
20:47Who's there?
20:48It's what I spoke
20:51It's three then, too
20:52Oh, yes it is
20:53Oh, never mind now
20:55Never mind
20:55Come on
20:56Good news, good news
20:58Good things to chomp on
21:00I'm starved for my raw liver
21:03Turkey?
21:04Yeah, well
21:04You brought turkey?
21:05Well, I thought I told you to bring raw liver
21:07What is all this?
21:08Well, that's the best they could do, boss
21:09Yeah?
21:10Look at this
21:11You've already been nibbling on it, too, ain't you?
21:13Well, just a little bit
21:13You know what that looks like
21:16What?
21:16It looks like a little fat boss hog
21:18Oh, come on now
21:19It looks like I'm gonna have to eat the turkey instead
21:21Yeah
21:22And you keep your hands off
21:24I just wonder if you ain't get nibbled, you know
21:25Just man over there
21:32Luke, this is Bo, you got your ears on?
21:36Yeah, I'm here, cuz
21:37I'm feeling pretty silly about losing me, I'll tell you that much
21:40Where you at?
21:40Well, as far as I can tell
21:43I'm at the cutoff near Rimfire Gully
21:47They're right next to me
21:48So when you come in
21:49Come in real slow and easy, all right?
21:51On my way
22:19Where's he at?
22:21There's up in the van behind them trees
22:24You sure boss is in there?
22:26Well, I didn't see him, but
22:27I did hear Roscoe giggling
22:29I know you can't mistake that giggle nowhere
22:30I just wanna be sure
22:32We don't want Roscoe nailing us for trespassing
22:34It's too late
22:35You already are trespassing
22:36Freeze!
22:39And that freeze
22:40Is the sound of the Duke's farm being lost
22:48I got you
22:49You can't outsmart me
22:51See how good I am
22:53What are you gloating about?
22:54You let these Duke boys follow you, didn't you?
22:56No
22:57Don't you blame Roscoe
22:58We didn't follow him
22:58We followed you to the hideout
22:59Me?
23:00Naughty, naughty
23:00We take this to mean
23:02You ain't planning on showing up
23:03At the trial tomorrow
23:04Oh, well, maybe
23:05Wait a minute
23:06You mean you snookered Uncle Jesse
23:07Into putting up our farm as bail?
23:09Could be
23:09So if you don't show up
23:10For the trial tomorrow
23:11You get to keep the farm, right?
23:12Well, it looks like it, don't it?
23:14And I suppose you sent
23:15Emory Potter off somewhere
23:16So it looked like he took the money
23:17Yeah, you boys got the whole picture, ain't you?
23:19Yeah, and don't try to find Potter, neither
23:22Cause you can't find him down there
23:24At old Hoopy Pond
23:25No matter how good what you look
23:27Roscoe
23:27What?
23:27You just told him where he is
23:29Oh, no, I didn't
23:30I didn't even mention your fishing car
23:32They're not another word
23:33Well, thanks to you
23:34Now they know too much
23:35Well
23:36All right, take them
23:36And book them on a charge of trespassing
23:38And put them in jail
23:39Till the trial's over
23:40Well, right
23:40All right, you two
23:41Get over there
23:42And put your hands on that patrol car
23:43Yeah, go on
23:44Go on
23:45They'll mess with you
23:46They just
23:47Listen, boss
23:48Now what are you gonna do?
23:49Well, I'm gonna have to drive my hideout
23:51To another hideout
23:52To hideout
23:53And when I get there
23:54I'll let you know where I am
23:55So you can bring me
23:56Another tree of food
23:58Only this time
23:59Make sure you bring my favorite
24:02Raw liver
24:03That's right
24:09Come on
24:10What are you waiting for?
24:11Get these boys off
24:13All right
24:14Get back in there
24:16And get in the backseat of that car
24:18I'm not gonna ask
24:19Roscoe, what makes you think
24:20We're gonna do something
24:21Come back
24:21What I'm gonna make you do
24:23Now get in the backseat
24:24I'm not kidding with you
24:25Huh?
24:28Hey
24:30Hold on
24:31There you go
24:32We got you started
24:33Now it's our ears
24:34Listen
24:35You just calm down
24:35And get yourself out
24:36Get back here
24:37Let's
24:38Freeze
24:38Freeze
24:41Freeze
24:41Freeze
24:43Get
24:45Get
24:45Get
24:45Get
24:46Freeze
25:04That's Billy Joe Dupart
25:05He's so steady
25:06That he can lay down
25:07A paint line
25:07On a gravel road
25:08And it'd last
25:36You know that Hazard County
25:38Had to float a barn
25:39To get that paint
25:40All right
25:41This here's where we lose rust
26:06Bingo
26:12Donut Flash
26:13They done pulled that
26:15Disappearing in the thin air
26:16Act on us again
26:17Boss ain't gonna like this
26:18He ain't gonna like this
26:19One a little bit
26:20Lord knows where Boss is now
26:22I think we can forget about Boss
26:24For now
26:24What we gotta do is get
26:25Emory Potter to that trial
26:30Well right now
26:31Boss ain't standing
26:32He's hiding
26:33And it ain't behind Hazard
26:35It's behind that billboard
26:40Oh
26:40Oh
26:41Roscoe eats you something
26:43You finally rustled me up my favorite
26:45Raw liver
26:46That sure is good news
26:48Well that is good news
26:50But I got a little bad news
26:52Don't tell me them Duke boys
26:53Never went to jail
26:54Well the Duke boys
26:55Didn't get to jail
26:56I knew it
26:57But Boss
26:57It really wasn't all my fault
26:59See
26:59They just seemed to disappear
27:00In thin air
27:01One minute they were there
27:02And then another minute
27:03Then they
27:03They were gone
27:04I wish I could say poof
27:06And find you gone
27:07Dodo
27:08Emory
27:09Emory Potter
27:09Oh
27:10I'll let him in
27:10No no not here
27:12Lame brain there
27:12Oh where
27:13At my fishing cottage
27:14Over on the Hoopy Pond
27:16Thanks to you spilling the beans
27:18That's the first place
27:19Them Duke boys
27:19Are gonna head for
27:20Oh that's him
27:22Emory
27:23Emory Potter
27:25Emory Potter
27:26This is J.D. Hall
27:28Calling Emory Potter
27:29Yes sir Mr. Hawk
27:30Come in
27:32Come in Emory
27:32Oh
27:33Say hello from Roscoe
27:34Well you ain't come on yet
27:37You got your ears on
27:39Out there Emory
27:39This is Emory Mr. Hog
27:41You want me
27:42That's why I called you Emory
27:44Now look
27:45Them Duke boys
27:47They just may be headed
27:48Up there to see you
27:49And I don't want them to
27:50You got it
27:51Why not Mr. Hog
27:52They're nice boys
27:54Never you mind
27:55How nice they are
27:56You just listen
27:57Now
27:58I'm the one who pays
27:59Your salary
28:00Which you are gonna lose
28:01Unless you find a hideout
28:02Away from that cottage
28:03Long enough
28:04Until you make sure
28:05Them Duke boys
28:05Don't see you
28:06You got that
28:07Yes sir Mr. Hog
28:09Bye
28:12Well
28:12That's that Roscoe
28:14That's it
28:16Now I can really celebrate
28:19Celebrate
28:20Oh my oh my
28:21In just a little while
28:23Judge Buford Potts
28:25Is gonna call up
28:26My case in court
28:32And then guess what
28:33You will
28:34Be there
28:36I ain't gonna be there
28:38And then
28:39Ten minutes later
28:41The Duke farm will be
28:43Ours by default
28:44The Duke farm will be mine
28:46By default
28:47Oh wait
28:47Yeah
28:48Yeah
28:48Well
28:49Of course
28:50I may just
28:50Find something for you
28:52Oh I don't know
28:53Maybe
28:55Tenth of an acre
28:56Boss
28:56What could I grow on
28:58A tenth of an acre
28:59Well I don't know
29:00But whatever it is
29:02They better grow straight up
29:04Or I'll be trespassing
29:05On my land
29:07Ben
29:08You sure you don't want
29:09Any of this
29:09It's pretty good
29:10No no
29:10No no
29:12That's a lie
29:13I knew it
29:14Oh gee
29:14Ah
29:15Ah
29:16Ah
29:17Ah
29:19Ah
29:19Ah
29:20Ah
29:24Ah
29:25Ah
29:25Ah
29:36Ah
29:36Ah
29:37Ah
29:38Ah
29:38Ah
29:38Ah
29:38Ah
29:39Ah
29:39Ah
29:43Ah
29:44Ah
29:44Ah
29:47Amory
29:48Amory
29:48Amory
29:48Amory Pott
29:49Are you in there
29:51Amory
29:51You see anything Bo
29:53Yeah
29:54He's got some coffee on the stove
29:57The burner's going
29:58And he's got some old clothes
29:59Hanging up in the back
29:59The car's still here
30:01That must mean he's out there
30:02On that lake somewhere
30:04We best go find him
30:05Pond that size
30:06It could take hours to find him
30:08Oh
30:08We've got
30:09We had just enough time to get back into town and meet Uncle Jesse for a court convenience.
30:13We ought to be there.
30:15Well, let's go.
30:45There's one fish story he ain't gonna brag about.
30:48Hear ye, hear ye. The circuit court of Hazard County is now in session.
30:51Honorable Buford P. Potts presiding.
30:54I'm ready to hear the case of the state versus Jefferson Davis Hogg under charge of embezzlement.
31:01Where is J.D. Hogg, Sheriff?
31:03Oh, Your Honor, he's not here.
31:06You know that little weasel just took off and jumped bail.
31:09And you know what the bail was, don't you?
31:10It's Jesse Duke's farm. The collateral.
31:14Good, good, good, good.
31:15Your Honor, this whole thing about bail and collateral,
31:18it's just some scheme that boss worked up to get his hands on my uncle's farm.
31:22Simmer down, son, you're out of order.
31:24Hear ye, hear ye. Simmer down, son, you're out of order.
31:27Yes, sir.
31:28Thank you, Buf.
31:30Now, first off, I'm issuing a warrant for the rest of J.D. Hogg for not showing up.
31:34Well, uh, what about the bail?
31:37I'll get to the bail, Sheriff, if you let me finish.
31:40And I'll be back in a week to hear this case if you catch him.
31:44Now, about the bail.
31:46Uh, it's forfeited, right?
31:48Shut up, Sheriff.
31:50Shut up, Roscoe!
31:51Cletus, just because you're the bailiff don't give you the right to call me, Roscoe, and tell me to shut
31:56up.
31:56Well, I got the right, Sheriff, and I said shut up.
31:59Well, that's different.
32:01Now, Mr. Duke, I'm sorry, but the law is the law.
32:05And J.D. Hogg not showing up for this hearing forces me to forfeit the bail you put up for
32:09him.
32:10Oh, now, sir, you can't take our farm. It's all we got.
32:12Sit down, son.
32:15Yes, sir.
32:17But that's the law.
32:19And the law is all I got.
32:21Now, look here, Judge. We ain't no dogs.
32:23Cooter, Cooter.
32:24Just sit down. It's my fault for trusting J.D. in the first place.
32:28Court's adjourned.
32:30Court's adjourned!
32:31Jadis, one of these days I'm gonna adjourn you upside the head, you dipstick.
32:37Well, let's go home and start packing.
32:53Where are we gonna go?
32:54Where are we gonna live without that farm, Uncle Jesse?
32:57I don't know, girl.
33:01I just don't know, girl.
33:03Y'all are welcome to stay out at my place as long as you like. You know that.
33:06It's a blight, Scooter.
33:08Yeah, thanks a lot, buddy.
33:09You know, it's funny.
33:11After all these years, when it finally comes down to it,
33:17J.D. turns out to be...
33:21the winner.
33:24Scooter?
33:25Yes, sir.
33:27Kidwick Roscoe.
33:28Yes, sir.
33:34J.D., where was you when the trial was a-going?
33:37Ah!
33:37Well, what in town national you're talking about, Jesse?
33:41You mean I missed the trial?
33:43Well, so I did.
33:44Well, ain't that a shame?
33:46That's right, that's a shame.
33:47Now, thanks to you, we lost our farm.
33:48You've done some pretty low things in your time, boss.
33:50Hold on, hold on.
33:50Now, we might have lost that farm.
33:51That judge did issue a warrant for your arrest.
33:54Now, boys, boys, just, just be calm.
33:57J.D., like Luke says here, we did lose the farm.
34:00But we're gonna be happy to see you rot away in jail
34:04for stealing the money from that bank.
34:06Roscoe, you heard the judge.
34:08Arrest him.
34:09Oh, now, hold on, hold on, hold on.
34:12There ain't been no crime.
34:13No.
34:14I mean, I never took no bank money, and I can prove it.
34:16Ain't that right, Roscoe?
34:17That's right, that's right.
34:18Well, where is the money you stole from that bank?
34:20Well, bank money belongs, Jesse.
34:22Right in the bank vault.
34:23Yeah, just right.
34:24Tucked away so nice, even Miss Laverne couldn't find it.
34:27Ain't that right?
34:28She couldn't find it.
34:29And if you don't believe me, come on, follow me and I'll sue you.
34:32Follow us.
34:34Follow me behind me.
34:36Watch it behind me.
34:37Watch it behind me.
34:42All right, Jesse, like I say, there's a bank vault,
34:45and all of us who's right in there, see me sound.
34:48And just follow me if you still don't believe me.
34:52All right, you all, get back here.
34:54Let's go along and I'll show you with your own eyes.
34:57Now, we usually keep our cash money on this side of this thing.
35:01Right there.
35:02Mr. Verne's been getting it right over there for years.
35:05What I did was, I moved it all over to this side.
35:08And there it still is.
35:11Every penny.
35:12Stay back here.
35:14I don't want you to riffrapp even near this vault.
35:16Don't close the door!
35:18Roscoe!
35:18What?
35:19Look what you did, you closed the dang vault.
35:20Really?
35:21Just...
35:23You...
35:24Well, Laverne, it looks like Roscoe locked Uncle Jesse and Boss in the vault.
35:27You mind opening it up for us?
35:29Oh, my lord.
35:31I don't know the combination, and it's on a time lock.
35:35Oh, that's great.
35:35Now we're gonna have to wait.
35:36Thanks a lot, Roscoe.
35:37Well...
35:38Well, it'll be too late by then, Bo.
35:40When that vault door's shut, there ain't no more than an hour's worth of air left in there.
35:46Forget the air, friends.
35:47I don't figure Boss can last that long without eating.
35:56Are you kidding, lady?
35:57You mean to tell me there's only 60 minutes of air in there?
36:01No, Roscoe, you're wrong.
36:01There's only 58 minutes left.
36:03Will you hush?
36:03Hey, what are we gonna do?
36:05Everybody outside, Roscoe.
36:07Look at the monitor.
36:08I hope you're looking at it,
36:09because I'm gonna give you the combination out.
36:12Hey, look.
36:15Wait.
36:19What do you suppose Boss is trying to tell us?
36:21I think he's trying to tell us a combination.
36:23That's three to...
36:24No, that's five to the right.
36:25You're right.
36:26I...
36:28What...
36:30Shoot, I don't think he remembers what it is.
36:31No.
36:32Now just calm down.
36:34Calm down, Jay.
36:34We'll give you a clean slate.
36:36Now just start all over.
36:37But I...
36:38I can't, Jesse.
36:39I can't.
36:39I just can't.
36:41Because...
36:41My mind's so swimmy-headed.
36:43From being locked up in here,
36:45there's all them numbers.
36:46Just twisting and tumbling all around.
36:48I can't remember one of them.
36:50Relax, J.D.
36:51Oh, Roscoe.
36:53You know what we ought to do
36:54is get a bag full of dynamite
36:56and blow this sucker open.
36:57Yeah.
36:58Roscoe, there ain't enough dynamite
36:59and hazard to blow that.
37:00There must be ten inches of steel there.
37:02I got me a high-powered drill
37:03says I can get in there.
37:04Oh, Cooter, that'd take too long.
37:05We only got, uh...
37:06Shoot, we only got 50 minutes left.
37:08Is there anybody else
37:09who knows the combination of that vault?
37:11Oh, just boss hog, Luke.
37:13Sorry.
37:14Amory.
37:14No, wait.
37:16Amory.
37:17Amory Potter.
37:18He knows it.
37:19Ooh, shoot.
37:19Amory's over to Hoopy Pond, ain't he?
37:21That means we got some heavy driving to do.
37:22Come on.
37:23Go.
37:24Ignition.
37:25I'll authorize you to break every law in the book.
37:28Five.
37:30To the right.
37:32No, it ain't it.
37:33It ain't it.
37:34I can't do it.
37:35I forgot everything.
37:36I can't do it.
37:37I just can't.
37:39Oh, that's a good idea, J.D.
37:41I tell you what.
37:42We'll just sit down here and relax.
37:46You try to think of them numbers, huh?
37:49Yeah.
37:51You see?
37:53I got some bad news for you.
37:56What with that door shut tight like that?
37:59We only got enough air left for 46 minutes.
38:03And then...
38:07It's curtains.
38:20I love her.
38:21I'd like to catch what's left of my paycheck, please.
38:25Why are cousin boss and Uncle Jesse on the news?
38:28Kletus, you dipstick.
38:29They're not on the news.
38:31They're in the vault.
38:33Three, four, five, four, oh!
38:35Relax, relax, J.D.
38:37You're not gonna think of it.
38:38Just relax.
38:39Oh, I guess I ain't, Jesse. I'm afraid we're doomed.
38:44We ain't doomed. We're gonna get out of here.
38:49I know them boys of mine, they'll get us out. You just gotta keep the faith.
38:54Yeah, well, they better hurry up, Jesse.
38:57We only got 39 minutes left till we meet our maker.
39:04J.D., we got 41 minutes.
39:08J.D., here we are in our last hours, and you're trying to cheat me out of two minutes.
39:14Sorry.
39:15Oh, it's a habit.
39:21Can you imagine that? Them giggling and laughing.
39:2440 minutes to live, and they're laughing.
39:27That's brave.
39:36We're almost there.
39:58Oh, mate, it's the Duke boys.
40:02And Emory, remembering what boss said, you let them Duke boys find you and you're fired, wasn't about to be
40:08found.
40:21Ain't that Emory?
40:21Yep.
40:33Tarnation, you think Emory's running away from us?
40:35I don't know, but he must be scared. You don't drive that fast usually.
40:40Hey, Emory, you got your ears on?
40:44Harry Potter, this is Luke Duke right behind you. Come back.
41:12Hey, Emory, this here's Luke.
41:15Now, I ain't sure whether you can hear me or not, but if you can, listen up.
41:18This here's an emergency, Emory.
41:24I'm truly sorry, Luke, but I can't talk to you.
41:28Boss Hogg said I'd lose my job if I do.
41:30Look, we don't care about that. Now, we need your help.
41:33You gotta open up the bank vault.
41:35Boss Hogg and our Uncle Jesse are both locked in there.
41:38What?
41:39What?
41:40What?
41:40What?
41:41What?
41:47Come on in, Emory.
41:49The boys explained the facts to old Emory pretty fast,
41:51with there being only 20 minutes of air left in that vault.
41:54Besides, that meant Emory didn't have to eat no more fish.
41:57Get it, Bo.
42:14Get in here, Emory.
42:15I'm trying.
42:17Come on, Emory.
42:18Are you sure you remember the combination?
42:23I sure do.
42:2412 to the right, 10 to the left, and 7 to the right.
42:27Just don't forget it, all right?
42:29I won't.
42:30I won't.
42:31I really am truly sorry, Jesse,
42:34that I pulled off this phony bank robbery
42:36so I could get your farm by jumping B.
42:40Can you forgive me for that?
42:43I'd like to wring your neck for that.
42:47I'm too weak.
42:50So I guess I have to forgive you.
42:52You're a good man, Jesse.
43:0012 to the right, 10 to the left, and 7 to the right.
43:04All right, Emory, hold on.
43:15I think he ought to take up skee-ball.
43:17Do you remember?
43:19Oh, yeah.
43:20What is it?
43:21Keep running.
43:21Run directly.
43:23Oh, I was just thinking.
43:26About what?
43:26Tell me about it, J.D.
43:28Well, I was wondering
43:31if you'd promised me
43:32we'd stay friends
43:34when we both go through them pearly gates.
43:38I promise.
43:39That is, if I make it in that direction.
43:43You'll make it, J.D.
43:47I got a friend there.
43:49Even though I tried to cheat you out of your phone?
43:52Even though?
43:54Hallelujah.
43:55Hallelujah.
44:03Emory.
44:04Here we go.
44:06Remember them numbers.
44:08Say, Emory.
44:09Here you go.
44:1012 to the right.
44:117 to the right.
44:1212 to the right.
44:13Come on.
44:14Come on.
44:16Hurry, boys.
44:17They're looking real bad.
44:18Come on.
44:19Come on.
44:2012.
44:2112 to the...
44:2312.
44:2412 to the...
44:27Come on.
44:28Emory.
44:28Go get him out of the way.
44:30He said them numbers so many times
44:31I know them by heart.
44:31Come on, dear.
44:32Dad, wait.
44:34To the right.
44:36Better hurry up.
44:36They don't look too good.
44:37To the left.
44:39All right.
44:41That ought to about do it.
44:42Fingers crossed.
44:46All right.
44:46All right.
44:50We're going to get out of this, buddy.
44:52Get out of there.
44:52It's all right.
44:53Come on.
44:54Come on.
44:54Don't make it up.
44:55Get some air.
44:56Don't scuff me, little buddy.
45:01Well, J.D., we made it.
45:05Yeah.
45:06The pearly gates are going to have to wait a while for us.
45:09And you're going to make it, too, J.D.,
45:12since you confessed shucking and jiving me out of my farm.
45:15Oh, Jesse Doop, shame on you.
45:17I never said no such thing.
45:19You must have been hallucinating in there.
45:21Why, are you lying?
45:23J.D., I heard you confess loud and clear in there.
45:27Well, it's your word against mine, ain't it?
45:29No, sir, he bought.
45:30That farm is mine.
45:32Laverne, aside from that TV monitor,
45:34is there some sort of tape recorder in there?
45:36Oh, yeah.
45:36It sure does look.
45:37Well, there's a little cassette right there on the side.
45:39What tape recorder?
45:40Oh, a tape recorder.
45:44Give me the air!
45:46Listen up, boss.
45:47Now, you got a choice.
45:48Now, either we can call old Judge Potts back into town
45:51to have a listen to this,
45:52or else we make a deal.
45:53What kind of deal?
45:54This here confession in return for that bail bond agreement.
45:57Yeah, but...
45:58Come on.
45:59All right, agreed.
46:01You have my word on it.
46:02Hold it, Luke.
46:04J.D., I know about your word.
46:07I want the word of a ridge runner.
46:18Good.
46:19Good.
46:23And a ridge runner's word is sealed in spit or blood
46:26and lasts as long as the hills.
46:28Of course, even the hills are liable to change in Hazard County.
47:13Good.
47:14Good.
47:14Good.
47:14Good.
47:16Good.
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