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00:01On the Dukes, a widow's rare vase makes a hog out a boss, rubble for the Dukes.
00:11Holy mackerel!
00:34Just a good old boy, never meanin' no harm, beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law
00:45since the day they was born.
00:49Straightening the curves, flattening the hills, someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01They're makin' their way, the only way they know how, that's just a little bit more than the law will
01:12allow.
01:14Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could, fightin' the system like a two modern day Robin Hood.
01:30When you see the Dukes' firewall in wide open, either they're bein' chased or they're helpin' somebody in trouble.
01:36Well, they ain't bein' chased.
01:38Uncle Jesse, how much do you figure Widow Partridge is gonna make with this barn sale?
01:43Oh, maybe enough to pay off the mortgage to J.D. Hall?
01:46Really that much?
01:48Well, that old Simon, he was pretty savvy when it come to collectin' them antiques.
01:54He got quite a good collection and it should bring a hefty amount of money.
02:06Well, there isn't a whole heck of a lot we could buy.
02:08And now with 25 bucks between the lot of us, every little bit helps.
02:12Now, y'all can tell that these folks ain't from Hazard.
02:16You see, everybody in Hazard knows about that rut in the road.
02:20Easy, you fool!
02:21I haven't traveled 5,000 miles unscathed to have you drive me up the edge of some primitive road.
02:27Sorry, Mr. Bickman.
02:3227 years of searchin', Maury.
02:34Hong Kong, Moscow, Pirates, Cairo, Tibet.
02:38I think the end of my question comes so innocuously in a little town called Hazard.
02:45That's 50, 70, 90, 110, 130, 150, 170.
02:55All right, here, 190.
02:57That's 210, 220, 230, 235, 240, 245, 246, 47, 48, 49.
03:08$250.
03:09Fading full for the whole lot.
03:11And you Dukes are too late to buy anything at this bond sale.
03:15Unless, of course, you got a hankerin' to just buy the bond.
03:20Emma, do you mean that you sold all of Simon's goods for $250?
03:26I had to, Jesse.
03:28Nobody else made me an offer, and I had my mortgage to think of.
03:33All that stuff's gotta be worth 10 times that.
03:35Yeah, boss hog done snookered you.
03:37Now, Emma, I'll just take back that $250 and apply it as a payment toward your mortgage.
03:43Now, then, you've got your three days to raise the wrist, which comes to exactly $353.62.
03:54All right, at raw school.
03:59Emma, I'm sorry that we didn't get here in time.
04:01We meant to come and try to help you out a little bit, but it looks like the JD's done
04:06bought at all.
04:07Look at this cute little vase I just found.
04:09What's that?
04:11Look at those pictures on it.
04:13Yeah, that's pretty.
04:14A little vase? I must overlook them.
04:17Emma, I'll give you a dollar.
04:18A dollar? Well, that vase has gotta be worth at least $25.
04:23Well, now, Luke, you know that ain't worth no $25.
04:27Well, we only wish it could be more.
04:28Why, it's just a dumb souvenir that Simon brought back from England after the First World War.
04:34You can have it for free.
04:36Well, ma'am, you can give it to us for free as long as you take this $25 in cash
04:40off in our hands.
04:42$25.
04:43Which I will deduct from the balance of your mortgage.
04:47Ain't no skin off my nose if you do want to throw away your money.
04:51Goodbye, Miss Emma.
04:56Emma, we'll be getting our crops in pretty soon now, and we'll be able to help you out a little
05:01more.
05:01Until then, we'll be by to check on you once in a while.
05:09We'll see you, Emma.
05:10Bye.
05:13Catch you later.
05:21Can you believe it? I got an extra $25 because the Dukes wanted a little piece of junk.
05:28Wait a minute. Who have we here?
05:37Beckman is my name, madam.
05:40May I offer my sincerest condolences? I read of your husband Simon's passing in the Nashville obituary column.
05:48Thank you kindly.
05:50What can I do for you, Mr. Beckman?
05:52Well, I'm a dealer in artifacts, madam, as I understand your late husband was.
05:57Well, if you mean Simon loved to collect junk in his time.
06:01Yes, that was him.
06:02Junk? Oh, well, yes.
06:05I believe one such piece of junk he had in his possession was a small vase he purchased in the
06:11little village of Canterbury, England.
06:13Oh, that little old crock with a lot of funny pictures on it. Junk. Just pure junk.
06:20Well, madam, I'm a dealer in junk of that nature, and I'm prepared to offer you $500 for it.
06:29$500? Oh, my. Well, I sure could use money like that, mister, but I can't sell it to you.
06:36$750?
06:38No. No, you see, you don't get my drift.
06:40$1,000.
06:42Let's get moving, Roscoe. I got business with the Dukes.
06:45The Dukes? What kind of business?
06:47To buy off of them that little vase they just bought off the widow, you do-do.
06:52Oh. Don't you get it?
06:53If that fancy pants is willing to spend $1,000 for that dumb crock today,
07:00maybe he'll be willing to pay me $5,000 tomorrow.
07:03Oh, yeah.
07:04Now, get in the front seat, boss.
07:08Dang, Roscoe.
07:23Take that one and that cutter there, about two inches.
07:28Watch that one and the other one.
07:30That's one here.
07:31All right, I'll see.
07:31Don't this vase we just bought make these flowers look pretty?
07:34Well, if you say there's a vase under there, I'll believe you, Daisy.
07:38All right.
07:39What are you gonna do, bring them to work?
07:40Yeah, I thought I'd put up the boar's nest a little bit.
07:42Yeah, take a whole meadow of flowers like that to gussy up a place like the boar's nest.
07:46Oh, and I gotta stop by Cooter's too.
07:48All right, let's don't take all day that's enough about flowers.
07:50Let's get this done.
07:52All right.
08:09Hello, Dukes.
08:11Hey, Jesse.
08:12Hey there, J.D.
08:13Oh, Dukes, you'll see.
08:14I just came out here to get myself another gander at that inconsequential crock you'd just bought off the winter
08:21partridge.
08:22And that cute little flower part just took my fancy.
08:26Why all of a sudden interest in that little inconsequential crock?
08:29Oh.
08:29Oh, well, after you left, it just ended my head that that little vase would go very handsomely with my
08:36Lulu's collection of other flower vases.
08:39Well, now, I didn't know Lulu collected flower vases, J.D.
08:44That's right.
08:45How many she got?
08:46None.
08:47Well, it's gonna be a first.
08:49Oh.
08:49The first of many.
08:50Mm-hmm.
08:51So, I'll tell you what.
08:52I'll give you $50 for the thing.
08:53That'll be 100% profit for you.
08:55What do you think?
08:5675.
08:57All right.
08:58Why, Hagel, I'll make it 75.
08:59100.
09:00All right, all right.
09:02You drive a hard bargain, I'll make it 100.
09:03Is that a deal?
09:04The vase is getting more valuable by the minute.
09:06I don't think we can hardly afford to let it go.
09:08And besides, it's kind of nice having something around the farm here that you can't afford to buy.
09:12All right, all right.
09:13That's the way it is, huh?
09:14Well, then, I've just come to the second reason why I came by here.
09:16Right, Ross?
09:17Right.
09:17And the second reason is...
09:19What's the second reason?
09:21The money!
09:21The money!
09:22The money!
09:23Yeah, because I'm just gonna have Boo and Luke Duke here arrested for passing these here counterfeit bills off on
09:29the poor widow fortress.
09:29Let me see them counterfeit bills, J.D.
09:33Now, J.D., I'm not letting these boys go nowhere with you until I see them counterfeit bills.
09:39Yeah, well, first, I gotta send them to the FBI.
09:42Yeah.
09:42Uh, but, uh, on second thought, uh, I might just, uh, find it, uh, possible to forget all about this
09:49little misunderstanding without prejudice if you'd reconsider selling me that vase.
09:56Yeah.
09:56That's blackmail, J.D.
09:58Yeah.
09:59All right, all right, then.
10:00Ross, go do your duty.
10:01Right.
10:02Hey, how are you doing?
10:03Dump it!
10:04Hey!
10:07There we go!
10:09Yes.
10:09Yes, but, uh!
10:14You're squashing!
10:14Yes, you're obstructing justice!
10:16I ain't obstructing justice, I'm sitting on it.
10:18I'm gonna stay here until you show me them counterfeits!
10:21Oh! Oh!
10:22Oh!
10:22Jesse!
10:22I just felt something snap.
10:24Oh! Oh!
10:25Oh, get up.
10:25Oh, get up!
10:26Oh, Gail, help me up.
10:27I'm, I'm an alien.
10:28I didn't mean it.
10:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:30I'm a Boojie, didn't I Boojie!
10:32He fell for my act.
10:33I should be on the stage.
10:34Yes.
10:34We'll save your bowels till you catch them Duke boys. Come on.
10:39I just love fooling that old goat.
10:42Get in, boys. Get in.
10:48April Fooled, Dusty!
10:57What's so valuable about that dang base?
11:00I mean, it ain't as if it's made of gold.
11:01But I'd like to get another look at it before Daisy gets in the boar's nest.
11:06Hello, Daisy. This here is Luke. You got your ears on?
11:09Come on, Daisy. Come back.
11:12Dang, she's probably losing that whaling tape.
11:15First Luke's first cousin. We gotta lose Roscoe.
11:39Oh, bad news, boss. I think we lost them.
11:42We? What do you mean, we?
11:44What you should say is, I think I lost them.
11:47Then maybe you lost them, but I think...
11:49You lost them and I lost them. Hey.
12:00That's it, Murray. That's the car, the pocket woman described to us.
12:03They have the bars.
12:06Now stop them, Murray, and I don't care how you do it.
12:09Give them a warning. Shoot out their tires.
12:12I'll be all downhill from here.
12:14Not quite. She's trying to drive right up our tailfighter.
12:21Is that a gun?
12:23Of course it was a gun. Now drive!
12:36Look out for that wagging bolt.
12:43You know, even a bad shot could hit that.
13:08All right. Uh, howdy.
13:13Hey, uh...
13:14Look, you guys, just what exactly is it you want?
13:17That lovely little vials you purchased this morning.
13:19If you just hand it over to us, well, we'll be on our way.
13:22This thing sure is causing a lot of trouble.
13:24It has for over 2,000 years. I'll take it now, please.
13:27Look, if it was on either one of us, I mean, you'd be able to tell, right?
13:30But, uh...
13:31You're, uh, welcome. Check the car.
13:33Murray.
13:39Uh, oh, you might have to use two hands. See, it sticks sometimes.
13:48Mr. Gubbs won't be necessary, gentlemen. I'm a devout coward.
13:58Come on.
14:00Then what are we gonna do now?
14:01I think we're gonna head to the boar's nest.
14:04It's about time we found Daisy and see what that base is all about.
14:09The thing was, though, Daisy wasn't there, being she had to make a pit stop at Cooter's.
14:13Cooter? I've never seen you so gussied up. Going to a funeral?
14:17No, thank goodness. Now I'm going to a birthday barbecue old Stump Roundtree's throwing for me.
14:22Happy birthday, Cooter.
14:24Well, thank you.
14:25Why didn't you tell me? I didn't know it was your birthday.
14:27Well, Daisy, when you get to be my age, you know.
14:29Wait a minute. I do have something for you.
14:31All right.
14:33There you go. Happy birthday from all us, Dicks.
14:35Well, Daisy, I don't think I've ever been given flowers by a lady before, but coming from you, gal, it's
14:41a real honor.
14:42Well, they'll brighten things up around here.
14:43Sure will.
14:44Happy birthday.
14:45Thanks, Daisy. Thanks a million.
14:47Yeah, I'll bring that ball and look, and we'll give you that birthday spanking.
14:51Drive careful, then.
14:58I tell you, that croc has changed hands more than a riverboat deck of cards.
15:06You know what to do, Murray.
15:09You bet I do.
15:14Dang it. We can't go barging in there to see Daisy with Roscoe in there.
15:20Hey, wait a minute. Look over there. Look.
15:22Hey, Daisy.
15:23Psst.
15:24Come here. Come here, Daisy.
15:34Look, we're gonna have to explain later, but we gotta have that vase of flowers you took to work with
15:38you.
15:38Oh, I don't have it anymore. It was Cooter's birthday, so I gave it to him.
15:42You gave flowers to a man?
15:43Yeah. That's what he said. Just like that.
15:47Let's get out of here, Lou.
15:48Thanks a lot, Daisy.
15:49We appreciate it.
15:50A lot.
15:52Bye.
16:02The Duke boys.
16:12Don't go on and flash. When you see a Duke boy, you're supposed to go, whoa, whoa. You're not paying
16:18attention.
16:19Whoo!
16:21Whoo!
16:32Whoo!
16:37Bang, Roscoe's hanging tough today. He knows all our moves.
16:40He's got to. We've been back there watching him long enough.
16:46it's time to show him a new wrinkle
16:55you know it never would occur to me to do that
17:33it looks all right
17:42that was a horrendous crash that's one of the bigger horrendous crashes i've ever had
17:46i don't know what he's doing in the duke barn but i'll tell you what i don't think he's in
17:52there visiting maudin of course now he might because that city boy ain't never seen no live mule
18:12hey cletus hi cooter hey looks like you got laryngitis or something i see your lips moving
18:19but i don't hear anything coming out i'm just trying to figure myself a way to ask roscoe for
18:23a raise ah well i know two ways yeah yeah first of all you could beg and then you can
18:28plead yeah
18:29that's about the size of it too i mean it's terrible have you seen the price of pork ribs lately
18:34yeah
18:34i gotta get myself a raise somehow i wish i could give him something i remember one time in school
18:40i gave my teacher an apple she let me out of first grade oh miss crumbly miss crumbly yeah that
18:45won't work though roscoe don't like apples there's gotta be something hey what about flowers
18:53i don't think old roscoe would be too crazy about flowers cletus no they'd look real great on
18:57his desk though yeah it would but see these flowers were given to me no gooder i bet these would
19:02work
19:05cletus if you really think these flowers will get you a raise you just be my guest and take them
19:11thanks cooter i appreciate it what's your thing you look real good too now i don't think that's going to
19:17work flowers flowers you give me flowers yep it didn't
19:25goldenrods i tell you i'm allergic to goldenrod you give women flowers i'm sorry you give men manly
19:35things oh like a bottle of citronella or maybe a nice pair of long johns or a real uh sexy
19:46pin-up picture
19:46of minnie pearls did you well sheriff i want to give you a thoughtful gift so maybe you'd find it
19:53in your heart to see your way clear to give me a raising salary oh so that's it huh yeah
19:58shame on
19:58you cletus thinking you could bribe me with a bowl of posies well it just won't work you hear what
20:04intonation is going on out here oh uh and what are you doing with them flowers oh uh these flowers
20:11are
20:11for you for me yeah i picked them myself flower for men well they aren't exactly for you i thought
20:20it
20:20was for your office you know i thought it'd make it sort of flowery oh all right let's differ that's
20:27mighty thoughtfully what's the catch uh uh well uh i thought maybe you just might possibly find it in
20:36your heart to uh give you a raise yeah i thought so and the answer is no on a corner
20:43one i don't keep
20:44my hard-earned cash in my heart and two why ain't you and cletus out there finding them duke boys
20:50and
20:51with them that bees now get you see cletus i told you giving posies was a dumb way to get
21:01a raise
21:01now get what's up y'all trying to find out what you did with them flowers that days gave you
21:19yeah we
21:20need to see them y'all came sneaking around here to ask me about flowers y'all do realize that
21:25when
21:25they explain this they ain't gonna know no more than they did i gave them to cletus you gave them
21:31flowers to cletus it seemed like the right thing to do at the time you know i mean i didn't
21:35i didn't
21:35know about no vase and the flowers covered up the vase anyway we can't just go waltzing into roscoe's
21:41office he'd lock us up locking up now that's what i was doing when y'all showed up here i
21:45was gonna
21:45ask you what you're doing with that three-piece suit well old stump roundtree's gonna phone me a
21:50birthday barbecue that's right it's your birthday i forgot a happy birthday cooter all right bo we
21:56should get going we told uncle jesse we check in yeah see you later okay y'all holler if you
22:00need me
22:00okay yeah take care happy birthday to me wouldn't you know it
22:13hello you and or your family have in your possession of bars you recently purchased
22:19i want that vase mr duke i want it very badly who is this i don't talk just listen your
22:27time to
22:27decide is short now if you refuse to turn the vase over to me your farm i'm afraid is expendable
22:34hold on
22:35a minute who is this anyways and should you need proof of my intentions just wait a few minutes
22:44hello hello how can jesse this here is luke you got your ears on charlie this place become a veritable
22:54communication center uh this is shepherd where are you we're down by cooters it seems we're
23:00about one step behind that vase well i just got a phone call about that the man said
23:07well now we know what that fella was doing in the barn
23:17uncle jesse you all right my form was expendable uncle jesse you still there
23:38i don't get it mr beckman why bring this boss hog guy into this well i've checked mr jefferson
23:44davis hogg's credentials maury the mere sight or smell of a dollar sign makes the man completely bananas
23:50come
23:56well uncle jesse there's no question about who did this as soon as i get my hands
24:00out of them now just a minute bo i know you're talking about jd and i know he's broke every
24:05rule
24:05in the bible but even jd hogg wouldn't stoop low enough to jeopardize life and limb over a dang face
24:11we ain't talking about jd no sir talking about these two other guys ain't from around here there's like
24:16three-piece suit types they seem to want that vase pretty bad themselves this pretty bad oh sir they took
24:22a
24:23shot at us well that's pretty bad i wonder what they could be about that old vase that somebody would
24:29go this far to get the hands on i guess that died with old simon partridge simon kept pretty good
24:35records
24:35though maybe we could find out where it came from might be it's worth a try come on let's get
24:40out of here
24:40all right you boys be careful now
24:53now wait a minute mr um backman sir yeah um you're saying that if i help you find a little
25:01vase you're
25:02looking for you're offering me a five thousand dollar reward oh call it a finder's fee mr hall oh
25:11yeah finder's fee i just naturally assume that you oh and the good sheriff here would be more capable
25:17of locating those dupe boys yeah we are without a doubt yeah so then i take it that uh this
25:25little crock
25:26is a mighty important piece of pottery well sir let's just say this uh a piece of pottery has a
25:33history well you know finding something of that value ain't gonna be as easy as just looking under my
25:39nose you know well i'm sure that you mr hogg will have no trouble at all well before i agree
25:48to your
25:48offer or disagree i sure i'm gonna have to know a little more of that crock's history well sir it
25:55all
25:56began over 2000 years ago with cleopatra cleopatra when she commissioned identical vases to be made
26:04the one intended for mark anthony mark anthony and the other for no less than julius caesar
26:12do tell meanwhile bo and luke was getting more or less about the same information out of old simon's
26:18diary according to that antique dealer in canterbury the vase of cleopatra is supposed to bring good luck to
26:25whoever owns it uh but the only good luck it brought me was finding a good woman like emma
26:34so i reckon it was worth the worth the six bucks i paid for it six bucks even though i
26:40figured that
26:40whole cleopatra story to be a bunch of hogwash boy say you don't suppose there's any chance that
26:47cleopatra stuff could be true do you could be if it is that makes that vase worth a small fortune
26:52oh and to think i didn't even believe it was worth 25 dollars why you duke boys are going to
27:00be rich
27:01oh not us ma'am even if we find it before boss or them other fellas we still figure it
27:05to be yours
27:06besides you need that money for the mortgage don't you well bless your boys
27:11this is part you may change your mind about that we ain't found it yet
27:14yeah we better get going thanks a lot man well thank you you bet i guess we're just gonna have
27:21to ask cletus what he done with it that's cletus are you forgetting roscoe's looking for us you heard
27:26of a flag of truce ain't you well
27:34do we uh do we have a deal mr hogg yeah indeed we do my services as well as the
27:41services of my
27:42civil servant here who services me are at your service charmingly put except instead of that five
27:49thousand dollar reward finder's fee i was thinking more in the neighborhood of um fifty thousand
27:58that's blackmail fat man oh no maury no no maury no maury the fault is entirely mine for having
28:09told mr hogg the true value of the vase yeah therefore sir fifty thousand dollars it is
28:16fifty thousand it is you see then all right that's a deal partner
28:23roscoe go out and get me a special bottle of elderberry wine or keep in the liquor locker
28:27oh yeah yeah my partner and i are going to drink on this yeah this this this will put a
28:32bucket
28:32of berry wine yeah my goodness oh that doesn't go with your suit now does it don't
28:43hey there's cletus now here's what you got to do you take this piece of paper over the courthouse
28:48and pay a fine that piece of paper you put in that barrel right over there go on
28:53don't ever let it happen again boy i swear people i have more respect for property around
28:58here cletus well boy and luke must be my lucky day you're both under arrest oh come on clevis put
29:06that away you're not gonna try anything are you no just put it away okay well okay hey you know
29:11i'm disappointed you not not honoring a white flag of truce catching you two guys with or without
29:15some little white hanky in your hand just might get me a raise have you seen the price of pork
29:20ribs
29:20these days now march hold on before we do that can you tell us what you did with that vase
29:25of flowers
29:26scooter gave you oh that well giving roscoe flowers wasn't such a great idea he didn't appreciate
29:32at summit tall he just hauled off and gave him to cousin boss all right that's enough chitchat march all
29:37right poor cribs 29 cents a pound 29 cents a pound come back here you guys
29:49hey you say you weren't gonna try anything and i bet we can walk and he still wouldn't be able
29:53to
29:54catch up to us yeah let's duck around too if we can get in the general before he gets here
29:57too many grits
30:18do you see any worse nope do something cletus did we catch you or did you catch us lord what
30:29are we just gonna cat let's go we can keep our hands down can we sure look you hear what
30:38i done
30:38captured because the boss hears about this he's gonna give me a raise for sure right wrong cletus in this
30:43office you don't get paid by the arrest if that were the case you'd owe us money now i'll take
30:48over
30:48from here and you get to work behind that desk but sheriff don't butt me cletus listen i gave you
30:53a
30:54direct order now flash over obeys me faster than you do right girl see one false move and she'll tear
31:01you limb from limb now move into boss's office all right all right look who i done captured yeah you
31:15came through like a lawman's sure well done well done appreciate this could mean a possible raise for
31:21you a possible raise yeah possible but not probable well how's that for fast work sir when i say i
31:27deliver the duke boys bad jingle i deliver gentlemen i'm in snow woods with you we want that vase and
31:33we want it now well we don't have it with us sir but we do know where we can get
31:37our hands on it
31:38you do huh yeah just as soon as we work a deal what kind of deal first of all you
31:43drop them phony
31:43counterfeit charges against me and bo done then you tear up the mortgage for the widow partridge farm
31:49the whole all right done is that all uh no no not quite see we want enough money to fix
31:54our barn
31:55yeah i'll give you enough money to fix up two bones now where's the little crook on your word of
31:59honor
32:00boss oh my word of honor now the crook where is it it's right under your nose
32:10there you go
32:13all right roscoe lock up them duke boys what wait a minute but uh but boss uh you gave your
32:19word of
32:19honor yeah but did i say cross my heart and hope to die oh no he didn't say cross your
32:25heart and hope
32:25to die yeah look i'm out maury nobody move oh mr hogg i regret the necessity of relieving you of
32:33my
32:33boss your face my boss yeah but we're partners you promise yeah but did i say cross my heart and
32:38hope
32:38to die he's right boss he didn't say you it's his face yeah you know i figure as bad a
32:44shot as that
32:45failure is he'll probably hit the base thank you maury gentlemen if you will face that wall
32:56yeah but sure yes sir good day
33:00and now we shall take our leave of you gentlemen should any of you be foolhardy enough to come
33:10to us too soon maury here will shoot the first one who comes through that door well i have no
33:16place to go right at this moment um it's nice in here it's not all right roscoe after him after
33:21him boss are you kidding he said he was gonna shoot the first body out that door yeah so what
33:26i
33:26wonder where cletus is when i need him no you you after him no after you don't be so polite
33:31after you
33:31after you all right you're safe now they're out there getting away come on come on let's go
33:45get him off come on come on
33:51let me in there all right now come on now come on come on did you see which way they
34:04were there
34:09all right gents immediate seating is available step this way like nicely prisoners
34:17boy i hope you're proud of yourself what do you mean it was a heck of an idea
34:20heck of a cletus you ever know me to have a heck of an idea i smell a good old
34:25duke shucking jive
34:26come on fellas uh let's argue inside the cell all right if it's your idea to try and run away
34:30from
34:30him now how you gonna run away from a gazelle like cletus gazelle gazelle gazelle cletus look
34:36don't put me in the same cell with him all right i mean put me downstairs or something i'm liable
34:40to take his head off take my head off huh luke why don't you try it right now all right
34:52i'm sorry i got carried away i i forgive you your stupidity you know luke thinking about it uh
34:57uh i forgive you your stupidity too all right let's go
35:06uh
35:09uh
35:34Hey, y'all pay attention while we figure out who's chasing who.
35:38Now, that's them city dudes that took the base from Boss.
35:48That's Boss and Roscoe who took the base from Bo and Lute, pursuing them.
35:52Who's pursuing both them cars.
35:56And poor old Cletus, bringing up the rear, pursuing whatever I left out.
36:06Sheriff's on our tail, Mr. Beckman.
36:30This is Deputy Cletus, I'm afraid I got some disturbing blues for y'all.
36:34Duke boys escaped.
36:36How can you let the Duke boys escape, you dim stick?
36:39Give me that, give me that.
36:40Cletus, never mind the Duke boys.
36:42This one we got other fish to fry.
36:44Now, do this.
36:45You break off, and you get yourself over to Dry Creek Road,
36:48and you set up a roadblock for them fancy pink city slickers.
36:52They're driving a black and grey car.
36:54You hear me? Black on the top, grey on the bottom.
36:56You got that?
37:10I don't know about this car, Mr. Beckman.
37:13Turn off at the next intersection, Maury.
37:15We'll get to the county line from the other side.
37:38That's it. That's it, Roscoe. We're being in auto.
37:43I think the man's smart.
37:46He's probably gonna try to cut across the county line at Rock River Road.
37:50Uncle Jess, you got your ears on.
37:52Just hold it.
37:56This is Sheppard. Come on.
37:58Them fellers that blew the barn are probably gonna try and cut across the county line at Rock River Road.
38:02Will it's corners.
38:04Now, can you set up a roadblock over that way?
38:06Consider it done. We're off. Come on, Dee Dee.
38:08Okay.
38:24We're overheating, Mr. Beckman.
38:26We'll never shake them now.
38:28Then we have no choice, Maury, but to get ourselves a car that is not overheated.
38:32Just do as I say when we go round that next curve.
38:48No, stop it. There's someone in the room. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
38:59Where are you? Roscoe. Is he dead?
39:01Where is he?
39:02On the contrary, Mr. Hall. He's very much a liar.
39:05Wait!
39:05Come, Maury.
39:06Now, wait up!
39:07You have a healthy car now.
39:08Come on over there, gentlemen.
39:09Yeah!
39:17Oh, stop it!
39:18It's a man!
39:19Boss, what are we gonna do now? We sure can't catch them in that thing.
39:22Oh, lookie, lookie, lookie, lookie!
39:25What?
39:27Well, well, well.
39:29Looks like we're gonna take them Duke's called to seeing what yours got to.
39:32Won't we?
39:33No.
39:46He's very much alive.
39:50Now, come on, Roscoe.
39:52Now, we got the faster corn.
40:05Now, ain't that just like Hazard?
40:07Just about the time I get things straight, everybody's changed cars.
40:12Now, after them, after them now, will you?
40:13I got the pedal to the metal.
40:15There they go. Now, don't lose them.
40:20Nobody's gonna catch us with that vase now, Mr. Beckman.
40:23The vase!
40:24The vase! We left it in another car!
40:27Turn this around quickly!
40:32Now, where are they going?
40:33I'm gonna follow them. I'm gonna do it.
40:35Well, yeah.
40:47Look what's going back this way.
40:49Yeah, the question is, why?
40:51Looks like they forgot something.
40:53We got it, and they don't.
40:55What are we gonna do?
40:56Drive.
40:57And this thing?
40:58As far as it takes us.
41:00Well, how long you reckon that radiator can last?
41:04Of course, it ain't one of them our dinky foreign jobs.
41:21Do you know how to drive this?
41:22Look, I listen.
41:23I'm doing good. I'm good.
41:24Well, you ain't doing as good as the new boys do.
41:31Here they come.
41:35What's Bo and Luke driving that thing car for?
41:38I don't know.
41:43What's my truck, you idiot?
41:45That wasn't Roscoe in the sheriff's car?
41:47No, they're driving a general lead.
41:49Yeah.
41:49Let's go.
41:54Now, Uncle Jesse, he don't know who to chase.
41:56So he's just following the smoke.
41:58Let's go.
42:08Let's go.
42:11Let's go.
42:22Let's go.
42:26Let's go.
42:28Oh, Cleeters never could get the hang of roadblocks.
42:39You get the feeling we're doing some sort of parade here?
42:41Yeah, but not much longer, cousin.
42:43The way that radiator's acting up, we ain't never gonna make it up top of this hill.
42:46Maybe they ought to set up a roadblock.
43:06What are you doing here?
43:08No, no, no, don't go there!
43:18Stop it! Stop this thing!
43:23Don't go off the road, what do you mean?
43:37Good thing nobody's driving a semi.
43:41Oh, goodness.
43:42Rascal! Rascal! Go get him!
43:46You better come out here.
43:48Okay, hold it right there. Just leave it right here.
43:50Get in there. I'll cuff you and stuff you.
43:53Come on, boss!
43:55I'm coming! I'm coming!
43:56You double-crosser!
43:58You hand over that lead!
43:59And I mean now!
44:01You mean this one?
44:01Yeah, that one, that one. I'll be taking that off of you.
44:03Cletus, arrest them Duke boys!
44:05You're under arrest!
44:05Just hold on, Cletus.
44:07Now, J.D., them boys has got just as much right to that vase as anybody.
44:11It's theirs legally.
44:13That's right. We paid for it in cash from the winter partridge.
44:15I imagine she'd testify in court to that, too.
44:18All right, I'll buy it back off of you.
44:19Okay, how much?
44:20Name your price.
44:21We're gonna have to have cash this time.
44:23It's gotta be worth more than your word of honor.
44:24$1,000!
44:26$2,000!
44:26$5,000!
44:28Mister, you wanna stay out of this?
44:29Just between us hazard folk, okay?
44:31Well, I figured $2,000 ought to about cover the mortgage and damage the barn,
44:35and you'd drop all the charges against me and Bo.
44:36Yeah, agreed, agreed.
44:38Plus an additional $50,000 that'll take care of the winter partridge for the rest of her life.
44:44$50,000?
44:45You out of your mind?
44:48$2,000 is not a penny more.
44:50$2,000?
44:51Wait a minute, boss.
44:51That dang vase is worth the fortune, you know it.
44:53And my price to you now, sir, is $100,000.
44:58$100,000?
44:59Agreed.
44:59Agreed!
45:00Agreed!
45:01You hear that, Roscoe?
45:03He agreed to $100,000 for this little dumb vase.
45:08Oh!
45:09Oh, no!
45:11Your grand sounds about right to me.
45:13No, that's good.
45:16That's a mess.
45:17Oh, boss, I don't know what to save.
45:20Save it for my eulogy, Roscoe.
45:22Cause I think I'm about to kill myself.
45:25Oh, oh!
45:31Right this way, gentlemen.
45:33After all the commotion them two caused, they figured to stand trial for something.
45:39Boss tried to talk the dukes into giving him back his money.
45:44But less the cost of a new barn, the winter partridge was the one that they gave it to,
45:48which took care of the mortgage.
45:49One.
45:50Yep.
45:51And there's...
45:51And here's another.
45:53Yep.
45:54And I got some change for you.
45:56Okay, change.
45:58Right.
45:58And here's your deal.
46:01The mortgage.
46:03Oh!
46:03You!
46:04What?
46:04I'm gonna figure out what you'll be.
46:06Let me see now here.
46:07Now, boss figured it'd take about 175 years for Roscoe to pay off that vase,
46:12if he gave him a raise, which he didn't.
46:15What?
46:18And that, friends, is what happens in Hazard County
46:20when they have a garage sale just to pay off a little old mortgage.
46:24You ought to see what happens when they try to raise money to build a church.
46:28The mortgage.
46:29The mortgage.
46:33Bunch of you.
46:43And that, friends, is what happens at your house.
46:46Be sure you idéal for the house.
46:46I'm sorry.
46:46But at the house, you're not going to see what happens in your house.
46:46Yeah, no, it's fine.
46:48What?
46:49No, I'm sorry, principally.
46:50No, no, we're not going to find all the tricks.
46:51Ah, yeah, it's fine.
46:52Yeah, it's fine.
46:57And Bitcoin...
46:57The mortgage.
46:57A house.
47:13Thank you, dear, dear.
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