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00:00When hijackers come through Hazard County, there's going to be a few force-landings.
00:08A little closer.
00:12Ah!
00:19Grand-damn jukeboar!
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00:35Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:49Straightening the curves, flattening the hills.
00:53Someday the mountain might get them
00:58But the law never will
01:00Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:06That's just a little bit more
01:11Than the law will allow
01:12Just a good old boy
01:15Wouldn't change if they could
01:19Fighting the system like a true
01:23Modern-day Robin Hood
01:25Now if y'all are wondering
01:31Why that sheriff's car is cuddling up
01:33With General Lee instead of chasing him
01:34Remember this is Hazard County
01:36And when things are quiet
01:38Some of the chasers and the chasees
01:40Are downright friendly
01:49This is Reserve Deputy Cousin Cletus Hall
01:56Called to active duty
01:57When Doc Pettichord decided
01:58To separate Enos from his appendix
02:00Atlanta, that was fantastic
02:30You beat out the General Lee by 20 feet
02:32Hot dang
02:33Boy, this little gizmo you fellas
02:35Attached to my carburetor
02:36Just beats everything
02:37I just hit this little switch
02:38And I took off like a load
02:40A double odd bug shot
02:41Cletus, you catch sight of them
02:44Hijackers you've been having trouble with
02:46You just give her a shot
02:47Of that there nitrous oxide
02:48You'll be all over their backs
02:49Before they got time to spit
02:50Cletus, I want you to promise me
02:53One thing now
02:53I don't want you using that
02:55Nitrous oxide if you're in a chase
02:56Against us
02:57Oh, now, Bo, you know
02:58I can't promise that
02:59Cousin Boss and Roscoe
03:00Just have my hide
03:01Somehow I knew
03:02He was going to say that
03:03Cletus, what would you do
03:05If I was driving?
03:06Oh, shoot, Daisy
03:07If you was driving
03:08I couldn't get anywhere
03:09Near your car
03:10I'd be too busy
03:11Chasing all the fellas
03:11Chasing you
03:12Lady's shyness around women
03:14Is plumb terminal
03:15But he's an expert on women
03:17Compared to the way
03:17He's eat up with stupid
03:18When he's trying to do his job
03:20Which makes him a perfect
03:21Substitute for Enos
03:22Now then
03:23According to this invoice
03:25You, Marty Garbade
03:27Are selling me, J.D. Hoag
03:29A shipment of color TV sets
03:32Worth $100,000
03:34And an even 10 cents on the dollar
03:38That's right
03:38These city snickers
03:39Aren't so smart
03:40Sounds like a fair price to me
03:44$100,000 shipping
03:46For $10,000
03:47Cash on the barrelhead
03:49Oh, I wonder
03:50If you could make that
03:51Check
03:52On the barrelhead
03:53I haven't really got
03:54$10,000 in cash here
03:56Sure you do, boss
03:57It's in the safe right there
03:58Except what I got here in the safe
04:02Thank you, Roscoe
04:03For reminding me
04:04I don't know what I'd do without you
04:06If you gentlemen would mind
04:10Turning around, please
04:12And shutting your eyes
04:13And don't you go listening
04:22For these little dial clips
04:23Turn around now
04:38Hey, that's quite a hefty sum, huh?
04:42And you know
04:43I ain't seen so much as a tube
04:46Of them TV sets
04:47Look, call the TV company
04:49Check it out
04:50There's the number right there
04:51On the invoice
04:52Well, so I will
04:53Hey, Roscoe, give me that telephone
04:54Try County's video
05:06Oh, hello
05:07This is J.J. Hogg
05:08Over in Hanson County
05:09I'm sorry to trouble you
05:10But I wondered
05:10If you might confirm
05:11A shipment of color TV sets
05:13For Mr. Marty Garbade
05:15No trouble at all
05:17Mr. Garbade's shipment
05:18I'll have to check
05:19The records for you, honey
05:20That girl up there
05:23Has got a right pretty voice
05:24Now
05:24Here it is
05:30There's $100,000 worth
05:32Of merchandise on that truck
05:33Hey, from Mr. Garbade's
05:35Warehouse in Nashville
05:36By way of Hazard County
05:38Yeah, all right
05:42Looks like everything's on the up and up
05:44Here y'all
05:46$10,000
05:48Cash on the bell here
05:51Ain't you gonna count that money?
05:55Why should I?
05:56Boss trusts me
05:57I trust boss
05:58And that's the way
05:58I like to do business
05:59Well, I'll see you boys in church
06:01Bye-bye
06:02Bye-bye
06:03See ya
06:03This is the deal of the year
06:07Hey, Marty the Wolfpack
06:14You got yours on, boys?
06:16Yeah, reach a five by five
06:17That sanctimonious old crook
06:19He made the payoff
06:20Now, let's see what we can do
06:22About getting our hands on the goods
06:23That we just sold him
06:24Meet you at the regular place, boss
06:26Good old Smokey
06:41Always there
06:42When you need him
06:45What can I do for you, Sheriff?
06:51Keep your eyes and mouth shut
06:52And stand right where you are
06:53Cops on a hijack?
06:55Catch home quick, don't you?
06:56Now, keep that cap over your eyes
06:58For ten minutes
06:59Cousin, take that truck
07:00On down to the warehouse
07:01I thought this shipment
07:02Was for boss hog
07:03Not anymore, it ain't
07:05We already got the money
07:06Why should we be wasteful?
07:26Boy, I tell you, Uncle Jesse
07:46When Cletus pushed that nitrous oxide trigger
07:49He took off like a bat out of hell
07:51You watch your language
07:52More like a cuckoo, you mean
07:55I don't know who is stupider
07:58Cletus for letting you two
08:01Put that injector on his car
08:03Or the lie of you for doing it now
08:07Uncle Jesse was just trying to give him a hand
08:09Catching them hijackers
08:10Yeah, this way he's really gonna have a chance
08:12To nail it out of hell
08:13Don't you realize that
08:15Putting that nitrous oxide injector
08:17On Cletus' car is like giving a baby a new toy
08:20He'll probably use it all up
08:22Going home for supper
08:23Or dragging Main Street
08:25Well, I guess we never thought of that, Uncle Jesse
08:26Well, Luke
08:28All right
08:29All right, don't say another word
08:30We'll get right down there
08:31And pull that injector off his car
08:33Before he gets into trouble
08:34You don't care nothing about no injector
08:37You just want to get out of doing your work
08:38What did them hijackers take from you?
08:45$100,000 worth of TV set
08:47$100,000 worth of TV set
08:49$100,000 worth of TV set
08:53Are you sure?
08:55Mm-hmm
08:55Uh, boss
08:56Aren't they the ones that
08:57Just don't sit there looking as stupid as you are
09:01Put out an all-points bulletin on them hijackers
09:03Uh, yeah, that's what I'll do
09:05I'll just put out an all-points
09:07But, uh, uh
09:08You know, it would sure help
09:10If I knew what these guys look like
09:12Well, I'm not sure about the top dog
09:14But he was driving a Hazard County Sheriff's car
09:18And he was wearing a Hazard County Sheriff's uniform
09:21Well, that's not possible
09:23We only got two sheriffs hereabouts
09:25And Rousko over here has an alibi
09:27Which one was that, boss?
09:30You were here with me during that hijack of new school
09:33And our deputy, Enos Street
09:36Has been lit up all this time
09:38Having his appendix removed
09:40And that's all the sheriffs we got
09:42With the exception of your cousin Cletus
09:44Who's taking over for Enos while he's in the hospital
09:46Mm, with the exception of my cousin Cletus
09:49Oh, great bags of Enos
09:56Cousin Cletus
09:58My own kin
10:00Make him a deputy
10:03And five minutes later
10:04He's hijacking my
10:04Uh, Mr. Garbage's TV set
10:08Oh, boss, you don't really believe it was Cletus
10:11Would you rather I believe it was you?
10:14No
10:14No, I'll put out an all-points bulletin
10:17And have Cletus arrest himself
10:18Makes a lot for the ride, Daisy
10:26Yeah
10:27We'll get Cletus to give us a lift home
10:28After we pull that injector off his car
10:30Okay
10:30Okay
10:31Hey, how come boss gets a new walkway to the courthouse every month?
10:40Probably because he owns a concrete company
10:41This concrete's designed to self-destruct 30 days
10:44Which one of them people in that lineup
10:50Looks like the hijackal?
10:56I ain't got much of a choice
10:57So it's gotta be him
10:59Cletus
11:01The shame of it
11:03My own kin
11:04I trusted you like the son I never had
11:07But boss
11:07Don't you try to pull the wool over my eyes, boy
11:10You know dang well that you hijacked a cargo
11:13A colored TV set worth $100,000 on the state highway
11:16Exactly two hours and 14 minutes ago
11:19Cousin boss, I was up on Possum Hill around that time
11:22And I can prove it
11:23You knew, don't you, boy
11:25You can be court-martialed for lying
11:27Of course I do
11:28But I ain't
11:29Lie number one
11:31You are a disgrace to your country
11:34Now then
11:36Where are my TV sets?
11:38I don't know
11:39Lie number two
11:40You are a disgrace to your county, too
11:43Now
11:44Where's the money you got for stealing them TV sets?
11:48I never got a dime
11:49Lie number three
11:50I never thought I'd live to see the day
11:54When a man would sink so low
11:56As to even be a disgrace to his own path
12:00Furthermore
12:05Don't you ever call me cousin again
12:09From now on
12:10You and me is disrelated
12:12Roscoe, do your duty
12:14I'll rescue you
12:15Ain't you even gonna let me call my witnesses?
12:18No need, Cletus, we're right here
12:19That's right, Roscoe
12:21I'm afraid you done treated the wrong possum
12:23Cletus was with us all morning
12:25Wait a second
12:27If they was with him
12:28They must have been the two that sneaked up behind me
12:30And then drove off in a truck
12:32That sounds like a typical Duke track
12:35Roscoe, slap the cuffs on them and arrest all three
12:39Now wait a minute, boss
12:41You can't be serious
12:42My own ex-kin
12:45You always ones are mighty friendly with these no-account Duke trash
12:49Sheriff, you haven't even rid of our rights
12:51Will you hush?
12:52Just hush
12:53No, no, he's right
12:54He's right
12:55You didn't read them their rights
12:56And I want everything done legal like
12:58You gotta read them their rights
13:00Before you jail them
13:01Well, I will
13:02Haven't you got them?
13:03No, I did have them
13:03Don't you know them?
13:04Well, I know part of them
13:05I know the first part
13:06Now look what you've done
13:12They're getting away
13:13Hey fellas, wait a minute
13:19I'm in trouble already
13:20Stop
13:21Wait, yes
13:21Don't go down there, you dumb dipstick
13:23Go around there
13:25Hold on
13:26Stop, wait a minute
13:28Out of the way, out of the way
13:31It's the matter of my average money
13:32My money
13:33Thank you, sir
13:49For a perfect day
13:51You know, a boss's paving company mixes the only cement that's thin enough to fish in
14:03Come on
14:09Wait, this is a wish
14:10Shut up
14:10Oh
14:11Cletus
14:14Word is out
14:15I sure hope he's easier to carry than he was to drag
14:18All right, you dudes, I see ya
14:20Freeze
14:21Freeze
14:22Now, I'm not kidding you
14:23This is a bunch
14:24Come back there
14:25I'm through
14:26If you don't catch them, you boys
14:28Don't worry, boss
14:30Don't get them
14:30They missed you, Mr. Donner
14:33I'm sure, Mr. Donner
14:35You hear me now?
14:36Hey, hey, hey
14:37Hey, hey, hey
14:37Hey, hey, hey, hey
16:38I'd like to see you do that one.
16:50I ain't gonna do it again, either.
16:54All right.
16:55If you'll just hang on a minute, I'll get you jailbirds loose.
16:59I wish you wouldn't talk like that, Uncle Jesse.
17:02Slop of a hurt my image with Daisy.
17:03I wouldn't worry about my image with Daisy if I was you.
17:07You're just a typical Hazard County jailbird.
17:12Arrested for a crime you didn't commit.
17:16Well, he ain't the only one.
17:18Don't remind me.
17:21You two jackasses are worse than he is.
17:25Do you realize that Roscoe could give you ten years for taking an official car
17:31and another ten years for helping Cletus here escape?
17:37But I didn't escape.
17:38You could say I was sort of kidnapped.
17:42Oh, great.
17:43That way all Roscoe can give us is life.
17:46Unless we get to them hijackers first.
17:48Oh, but that ain't gonna be easy,
17:49considering the state police have been combing Hazard for weeks without any luck.
17:52You either gotta catch the hijackers in the act
17:54or find out where the stuff is hit.
17:57It might be simpler to find out where that stolen stuff came from
18:00and start from there.
18:01Well, shame I still ain't on the force anymore.
18:04We got all that information right there in the sheriff's office in the files.
18:08Read it up myself.
18:11Cletus!
18:12How'd you like to become one of the first men ever
18:15to break into the Hazard County jail?
18:17Uh-uh, no, no way, no how, no, nuh-uh, nuh-uh.
18:24Shh, come on, come on.
18:27Just hit.
18:47Hazard County sheriff's office.
18:59Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane talking at you.
19:02Oh, Sheriff Coltrane, I'm so relieved.
19:04It's you.
19:05I want to file a missing person's report.
19:08My little Jethro's been missing for two whole days.
19:10Uh, he's been gone for two days and you're just now reporting it?
19:13Oh, that's naughty-naughty.
19:14Uh, listen, uh, let me take down some vital statistics here.
19:17Uh, now, now, give me, give me one of your vitals.
19:23Cletus, where do you keep them hijacking reports?
19:25Uh, fourth file top drawer under M for miscellaneous.
19:28Why do you file a hijacking report under miscellaneous?
19:31I file everything under miscellaneous.
19:33Be surprised if I'm not safe.
19:34Uh, now, let me get this straight.
19:38Now, you say the subject is four years old?
19:41Well, how about his height and his weight?
19:42Well, I ain't hefted him up recently,
19:45but I reckon he's average weight for his size, Sugar.
19:48I mean, Sheriff.
19:49Wait a minute.
19:50Uh-huh, here we go.
19:51Well, here's three of them, isn't it?
19:53Let's see here.
19:54Wash machines, motorcycles, TV sets.
19:57Nothing.
19:57Them guys can't take their time getting rid of it.
19:59Cletus, you notice anything special about these reports?
20:01No.
20:01Look, all three cargos originated in the same place.
20:05United Shipping Terminal and Colonial City.
20:08Huh.
20:08Oh, darn, you're right.
20:10How we doing, Bo?
20:11Just fine.
20:13He's still got them on the telephone.
20:16Uh, what kind of spots?
20:17You know, like measles or chicken pox
20:19or maybe just freckles?
20:22Oh, I don't think it's none of those,
20:24but they stretch from his nose
20:25clean on down to his tail.
20:27Oh, what?
20:28From his nose to his tail.
20:29Uh,
20:30nose to his tail.
20:33It sounds like your Jeffro's a dog.
20:37He is a dog.
20:39And this is Daisy Duke.
20:40You're shucking and driving me,
20:42and this is a decoy.
20:44I'm gone.
20:45Okay, Roscoe,
20:59you're froze.
21:01And you folks stick around,
21:02because we're going to be right back.
21:03I'm gone.
21:07Freeze!
21:08That goes for everybody!
21:12Anyway.
21:13времени.
21:20Just freeze.
21:21Oh, oh.
21:22Listen, boy.
21:22Freeze now.
21:23Listen, I'm not kidding with you.
21:25Now, listen.
21:25You hurt me.
21:26Listen.
21:26Oh, whoa!
21:27Come, come, come!
21:28Help!
21:29Come on now, please.
21:30Help!
21:31Cleetus!
21:32Cleetus!
21:33That was Cleetus.
21:35Good.
21:36Cleetus!
21:41You're the police.
21:43Stand on my foot.
21:44Cleetus could get in the car.
21:46Oh!
21:47Oh!
21:48Ah!
21:49Oh!
21:50Oh!
21:51Oh!
21:52Oh!
21:53Oh!
21:54Freeze!
21:55You!
21:56Uh!
21:57Oh!
21:58Oh!
21:59Oh!
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22:12Oh!
22:13That's Daisy Duke.
22:14And that's the boys in Cleetus weather.
22:16Follow him!
22:17Oh!
22:18Oh!
22:19Oh!
22:20Oh!
22:21Oh!
22:22Oh!
22:23Oh!
22:24Oh!
22:25I'll show you god darn road, Apple!
22:28While you're drowning me, they're escaping!
22:42Seeing as how all the hijacked trucks started out from the same town,
22:46Luke figured they'd best start checking out the shipping terminals in Colonial City,
22:50looking for a lead on the road pirates.
22:55Now, the boys had really thought things out.
22:59They even dressed up decent, so nobody'd recognize them.
23:03You know, slicked up, they don't look half bad.
23:08Morning!
23:10Can you guys read the sign that says no admittance?
23:12I reckon you're going to have to make an exception.
23:14State Department of Highways.
23:16That's right.
23:17And it seems we've had a few complaints about some of your shipments to Nashville
23:20being just a smidgen overweight.
23:23Overweight?
23:23So we're going to have to run a check on your current manifests.
23:29Okay, help yourself.
23:30Over there in the top drawer, and I've got work to do.
23:40Luke, I think we're barking up the wrong tree.
23:41He didn't even give us an argument.
23:43Maybe that was because he was in such a hurry to get out of here.
23:46Now, you take a look at them manifests, and I'll keep an eye on him.
23:48Okay.
23:48No, I'm not blowing my cool.
24:04Somebody's on to us.
24:06These two guys down here say they're from the highway department.
24:08Well, they're phonier than $3 bills.
24:12I think we ought to call off the hijacking.
24:14You're not getting paid to think.
24:15I've already lined up buyers for them goods.
24:17And I've already lined up the necklace you promised to buy me with the profits.
24:21You heard me.
24:22If we're going to rip off that shipment, it has to pass through Hazard County today, on schedule.
24:28Now let's talk about the bracelet to go with the necklace.
24:30All right, we can talk about it.
24:36I think I hit the jackpot.
24:38Well, I'm afraid I'm one up on you, cousin, because I just hit on two of them.
24:42While the boys was hitting the jackpot, old boss was rolling snake eyes.
24:46Well, of course, I'm sure the number operator.
24:49Try counting his videos.
24:51Yeah, that 555-4357 in Colonial City.
24:59Disconnected.
24:59That can't be disconnected.
25:01I was talking to him only yesterday.
25:04Hello?
25:05Hello, operator?
25:07Dang, bless this.
25:08Listen, boss, you don't happen to think that that Garbage fella double-crossed you, do you?
25:12Well, whether he did or whether he didn't is beside the point.
25:15The point is, you've got three choices.
25:19You can either give me back my TV, sis, or give me back my $10,000,
25:24or you can get it taken out of your hide.
25:27Ooh.
25:29Meanwhile, the Dukes planned to catch the road pirates started to fit together like biscuits and graves.
25:38The best way to find the pirates was to ride in the truck that they was going to hijack,
25:42which was slick thinking, except there was two trucks scheduled to pass through Hazard County that day.
25:46So Boa and Luke figured to split up and take one apiece.
25:50Now, all they needed was a surefire way to stop that truck and hitch a ride.
25:54And that's one surefire way to stop a truck.
26:07Anybody home?
26:11Why don't you all come in and find out?
26:14I knew this would be my lucky day.
26:19I'm gonna give you a hand.
26:20Well, you sure can, sugar, but only with the car.
26:24Now, this muffler is rattling something fierce.
26:26I'm afraid it's gonna fall off.
26:28Reckon you can tighten it up for me a bit?
26:30Honey, I reckon I can do just about anything for you.
26:33Aren't you sweet?
26:35You nights of the road are okay by me.
26:37I just don't know how to thank you.
26:41I do.
26:49On second thought, I do know how to thank you.
26:52Next time you get stopped by the Hazard Sheriff for speeding, just mention my name.
26:56On account of he's my daddy.
26:58Like in sugar or papa?
26:59Papa.
27:01Well, what's the difference?
27:03Either way, he'll be packing a shotgun and carrying a nasty grin.
27:05So I guess I'll just be moving on.
27:07Have a nice day, sugar.
27:28Now, what works once will work again.
27:33Especially if it's a driver with healthy hormones.
27:38And Daisy looking like a slinky hood ornament.
27:49And it worked.
27:50Thanks, Daisy.
27:51You better get a hold of Jesse and Cooter and have them keep an eye out for that truck that Bo's hiding in.
27:55Will do.
27:56And you remember, we'll be following right behind you all the way.
27:59All right, but not too close.
28:01You got it, cousin.
28:02Come on.
28:03Come on, Clintus.
28:04Let's go.
28:05Let's go.
28:06Hi, Daisy.
28:07You little dickens.
28:08You can charm the dick or nothing out of a squirrel's mouth.
28:10Go.
28:11You little dickens.
28:12You little dickens.
28:13I'll do it.
28:14I'll do it.
28:15I'll do it.
28:16You little dickens.
28:17You little dickens.
28:18You little dickens.
28:19It's a very old city.
28:21There she blows, yeah.
28:23And it's about time I've been sitting here so long I'm about to take root.
28:27Uh, this is Shepherd to Black Sheep 1. Do you read me?
28:31Yeah, I sure can. Y'all must be right on my back and stay there,
28:34because I'm sitting on a whole mountain of stereo equipment.
28:37This ship has got to be the one they're after.
28:40Well, you heard the boy.
28:49Dizzy, you still there?
29:10I'm right here, cousin. I'm laying about a half mile back of you.
29:13Good.
29:19I'm right here, cousin.
29:21I'm right here.
29:22I'm right here.
29:23I'm right here.
29:24I'm right here.
29:25I'm right here.
29:26I'm right here.
29:27I'm right here.
29:28I'm right here.
29:29I'm right here.
29:30I'm right here.
29:31I'm right here.
29:32I'm right here.
29:33I'm right here.
29:34Hold it!
29:35Dizzy, I think this is it.
29:38Them hijackers are taking over the truck.
29:40What do you want us to do?
29:41Well, Jesse and Cooter can't be too far ahead,
29:43so give them a call on the horn and have them turn around and come back to meet us.
29:46Oh, stay out of sight of this truck, till we can find out where it's going.
29:48Okay, that's a 10-4.
29:50Yeah.
29:59Dizzy, I think we just took a right turn.
30:01I'm gonna go up the front and see if I can see through that vent window, see some kind of landmark,
30:06but I can let you know where we are.
30:08Luke!
30:09Come in, Luke!
30:10Luke, can you hear me?
30:11Come in!
30:12Damn, something's gone wrong.
30:13It sounded like some kind of crash just before his radio went out.
30:15Uncle Jesse!
30:16Cooter!
30:17We just lost contact with the other truck.
30:19Uh, don't you worry none, Daisy.
30:20We'll get Luke out of that mess.
30:21Uh, did you hear that, Bob?
30:22Yeah, that's right, Uncle Jesse, but, uh, first y'all are gonna have to get me out of this mess so I can help you.
30:26Look, this truck ain't gonna stop.
30:27So why don't y'all just get close enough to pick me up?
30:28That's a big 10-4, good buddy.
30:29We're gonna be nibbling on your tail feathers in no time now.
30:30Hang on, Uncle Jesse.
30:31Hang on, Uncle Jesse.
30:32Hang on, Uncle Jesse.
30:33Uh, I'm gonna be able to get him out of this mess.
30:34Uh, I'm gonna be able to get him out of this mess.
30:35Uh, we're gonna be able to get him out of this mess so I can help you.
30:38Uh, don't you worry none, Daisy.
30:39We'll get Luke out of that mess.
30:40Uh, did you hear that, Bob?
30:41Yeah, that's right, Uncle Jesse, but, uh, first y'all are gonna have to get me out of this mess so I can help you.
30:44Look, this truck ain't gonna stop.
30:46So why don't y'all just get close enough to pick me up?
30:48That's a big 10-4, good buddy.
30:49We're gonna be nibbling on your tail feathers in no time now.
30:52Hang on, Uncle Jesse.
31:01Now hold her as steady as you can, cooter, and get up there close.
31:19A little closer.
31:28Easy, easy.
31:29Back off, back off.
31:31It ain't no use, Bo. I can't hold her close enough for you to walk it.
31:40No, cooter, who said anything about walking? Just hold her steady. I'll be right over there.
31:52Sorry to leave you hanging, Bo. But this won't take long.
31:55You all right, Bo?
32:10I'm fine, Uncle Jesse, but how's Luke?
32:12Well, last thing he said before his walkie-talkie went out was he was taking a right turn off the highway.
32:17Hey, cooter, would you give me a CB, please?
32:21Daisy, look, this here's Bo. Where were you when you lost contact with Luke?
32:26Just inside the county line.
32:28Daisy, there ain't no crossroads there.
32:31Except in that old cow path that leads up to the old Hobson spread.
32:34Of course, that place been deserted for years.
32:35But the barn is still standing, and it's a big...
32:38Get in here, Bo.
32:39That's good enough for me, Uncle Jesse.
32:41Listen, Cletus, you might have got a point there.
32:44We'll meet you at the Hobson farm and take it from there.
32:47You got it, Bo.
32:49Well, now, y'all hang on, because I'm going to have to take us a little short.
32:52Hold on, sugar.
33:07Not to me.
33:08Well, gee, hush-a-fans.
33:32Now, boss, this is Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
33:37You got your ears on? Come on.
33:39Of course I got my ears on.
33:41Also, my chin, my nose, and what's left of my hair.
33:44Would you just quit that idiot CB jiving and talk to me in good American talk, over?
33:49Well, that's a 10-4, little buddy.
33:51Listen, I just saw Daisy driving Cletus down a cow path toward old Hobson's place.
33:57Come on.
33:57Daisy and Cletus?
33:59Well, that means them Duke boys can't be far away.
34:01Hey, not to mention all my TV sets and everything else they done hijacked the last few weeks, over.
34:06Well, don't you worry about a thing, boss, because I'm going to catch them.
34:10I'm going to catch them up to their eyes and evidence.
34:13Over there.
34:14Not their eyes, you hear me?
34:17You ain't taking anything above their ankles.
34:19Everything higher than that's going to be mine.
34:21Now, just so you don't mess things up as usual, you stay right where you are until I get there.
34:26You read me, Roscoe?
34:28Don't you move an inch.
34:29Um, that's a 10-4, you...
34:33You...
34:34Watch those horses.
34:54I see them.
34:55I see them, Uncle Jesse.
34:58Cooter, the horses.
34:59I see them, Uncle Jesse.
35:00They sure aren't hurt.
35:16Power!
35:17Get that forklift!
35:18Okay, boss, I'll get it.
35:24Come on, let's go, Powers.
35:25Hurry up, hurry up!
35:26Get back, Mike, you never dropped it before.
35:28Come on out, get that truck, let's move.
35:30Come on out, let's get it going.
35:35Hey, come on.
35:35Hey, come on in here.
35:43Hey, come on out, let's go.
35:48Oh, that's what I'm doing.
35:49Oh, my God.
35:49Come on out, let's go.
35:50Come on out.
35:51Oh, my God.
35:51Come on out, let's go.
35:51Let's go.
35:52Oh, my God.
35:53Oh, my God.
35:55Oh, my God.
35:56Oh, my God.
35:57Oh, my God.
35:57Oh, my God.
35:59Oh, lady.
36:00Get that forklift, move it.
36:01All right, get that pallet ready.
36:19I'm coming back.
36:21Don't try to take them out at once.
36:25Just take them out at a time and get in there.
36:29All right.
36:35All right.
36:37Move it.
36:49Watch behind you, man. Watch out.
36:53Come here.
36:57Come here.
36:59Come here.
37:01Come here.
37:03Come here.
37:05You better check it out. I'll give you a lift.
37:15You better check it out. I'll give you a lift.
37:27You better check it out. I'll give you a lift.
37:37You better check it out.
37:49You better get in here. We got trouble.
37:53You take the stairs. We got him trapped.
38:15We got to get that guy. He can blow our whole set up. Come on.
38:23We got to get that guy.
38:53We got the train here. Is that you, boss? Where you been? Your driver getting lost or something? What's your 10-20? Come on.
38:59I'm sitting right next to you, dumb skull. Now you find them Duke boys. Come on. Get moving. Or else.
39:07I'm going.
39:08Old Luke could escape, but he couldn't run away. He had to keep circling like a tail chasing coonhound to keep everybody there till the reinforcements came.
39:22Oh.
39:25Oh.
39:27Oh.
39:29Oh.
39:39Oh.
39:40I don't know, Cletus, but I think we better catch this act.
40:10Oh!
40:21Oh!
40:26Oh!
40:28Oh!
40:31Oh!
40:36Oh!
40:39You already had your bell on, didn't you?
40:44You okay? Good!
40:46Because I'm making the citizens arrest!
41:09I love you!
41:26I love you!
41:32Oh, boy, aren't you a mess?
41:46I can't take you anywhere.
41:49It's going to be a little crowded in Daisy's car.
41:51I wish you'll have a friend.
42:02Oh, Duke, I got you.
42:18Roscoe, we ain't got no time for this.
42:20We think Luke's over at the old Hobson place, and he might be in trouble.
42:22Well, not as much trouble as you're in, Bo-Duke.
42:25Until I can make a charge of hijacking stick, I'm arresting you for a violation of parole.
42:30And I'm paroling him for a violation of parole.
42:35There's a regular gold mine up ahead, and we can't waste time here with these cotton choppers.
42:40Get to the merchandise!
42:42I'm gone, you fat little homeboy.
42:45Let's get out.
42:46Come on.
43:00Come on.
43:12All right.
43:13I'm going to lose my chance.
43:13I'm going to lose my chance.
43:14I'm going to lose my chance.
43:18I'm going to lose my chance.
43:20You want to go back there?
43:50Hey, that's one of your better catches.
44:14Yep.
44:15Well, that's right, and everybody, you all drop in on us like this.
44:18Hey, buddy.
44:20Why, hi, Sheriff.
44:21Got a little present for you.
44:22It's not a new birthday.
44:23Oh, hush, Cletus.
44:25Just cuff him and stuff him.
44:28You're doing really good here, will you?
44:31Hey, boss, that dipstick fell out of the tree,
44:34and he the man that sold through them TV sets?
44:36Yeah, so he is.
44:37I'm gonna claim those TV sets right now.
44:40All $10,000 wasted.
44:43And you'll get them sets too, boss,
44:46unless the state police have to confiscate them for evidence.
44:49State police?
44:51They don't even know them sets here.
44:54Oh, yeah, they do.
44:55What?
44:56Yes, you see, I had to call them on the CB
44:59when I was getting close to the hijackers.
45:02You what?
45:03But you're gonna get them sets.
45:06Hooray!
45:07Unless you were a dang fool enough to buy stolen property in the first place.
45:11Hmm?
45:12Hooray!
45:13Hooray!
45:14Hooray!
45:15I'm certain glad y'all could make it.
45:18Another couple of laps around that burn,
45:20and she'd have been running on a fuse.
45:24Well, Cletus, you're a hero.
45:25You captured all of those hijackers, and I'm real proud of you.
45:28That's right, and I think you ought to give them his reward.
45:30Reward?
45:31Is there a reward?
45:32Oh, you betcha.
45:33Come on, Daisy.
45:34Show them a little duke gratitude.
45:36My pleasure.
45:40And that's the story of how the Duke boys rounded up the road pirates.
45:44Right there, right there.
45:45Let's go.
45:46Get out of here.
45:47Go on.
45:48The boss lost $10,000 that he paid for them stolen TVs,
45:52and threatened to take it out of Roscoe's pay,
45:54all of which called for a little fun ceremony
45:57to get Cletus reinstated,
45:59which the Duke set up to kind of rub it in on old boss.
46:07Everybody figured Cletus was squirmin'
46:10cause Daisy was so close to him,
46:12all breathy and sweets-middlin'.
46:14Now, the truth is, he was just too bashful to tell her
46:16that she was pinning that badge right through his shirt to his skin.
46:20And hoss, that's bashful.
46:22But that's what you'd expect in Hazard County.
46:25Fine.
46:38Have a great day.
46:49Oh, God, you do.
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