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00:00On the Dukes, a carnival of thrills invades Hazard County, which is nothing new to the Duke.
00:08You're just lucky that we're in Uncle Jesse's house, that's all.
00:10We can always step outside.
00:15We need a top stunt driver to make a 32-car jump.
00:23Judgment Day is nigh.
00:30Just a good old boy
00:36Never meaning no harm
00:40Beats all you've never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:47Straightening the curves
00:50Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
00:59Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:06That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:12Just a good old boy
01:15Wouldn't change if they could
01:19Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:25Where are we gonna find another sucker to make the leap for life when we get to Hazard?
01:39That's not till next week
01:41Believe me, I'll find some local country boy begging for the chance by then
01:44I just thought that maybe for once I'd found myself a real man
01:48Well, lady, maybe for once you have
01:50Old Duke can't make that joke without that orange car here
01:53Oh, the General Lee
01:55Yeah, the General Lee
01:56So steal it, wreck it, confiscate it, whatever
01:58To the carnival
02:00And us
02:03Yeah, from the sound of the General she sounds all rescued and raring to go
02:08Yeah, no thanks to Luke
02:09The General got impounded and Luke here didn't even lift a finger to help him out
02:12Well, that may be so
02:13It was him who got us into all this mess just because some lady made a pass at him
02:17Listen, Luke, I don't have to take that from you
02:18I don't have to take that from anybody
02:20You're just lucky that we're in Uncle Jesse's house, that's all
02:23You're unlucky
02:24Because we can always step outside
02:25Now, boys
02:31Boys, now
02:33Just simmer down
02:35Before you do something you'll regret the rest of your life
02:37Uncle Jesse, I ain't got no regrets about nothing
02:40Especially not this
02:41Cousin
02:47You just started something you ain't half man enough to finish
02:55You just laughed
03:07Oh
03:11No
03:16Stop it!
03:19Uncle Jesse, make him stop!
03:20No, now, Daisy, you're wasting your breath
03:22They're hurting each other, stop!
03:24There's only one way to stop this thing.
03:31Paul!
03:47Paul!
03:51All right.
03:53Now, get up on your feet, stop acting like jackasses and apologize to each other.
04:03All right, I'm sorry. I guess maybe I spoke out of turn.
04:09You're dang right you did.
04:12I ain't shaking your dang hand neither.
04:14I thought you'd take back every word you said about Diane.
04:17All I said is she's been around some and maybe she's just a little out of your league, that's all.
04:22Well, I reckon that's for me to decide, isn't it?
04:24Oh, Paul!
04:25Paul, you can't let a girl come between you and Luke.
04:28Daisy, I'm sorry.
04:30I guess this farm's just gotten a bit too small for both me and Luke.
04:36Uncle Jesse, stop him!
04:39No.
04:40No, there's some things a man's got to learn for himself.
04:44I guess this is one of the more important.
04:46Now, what you've just seen is more than a dang fool in love.
04:49It was a piece of hazard history.
04:52It was the first time Duke fought Duke since the war between the states.
04:56I know you don't want to be lectured to, but there's a couple of things I want you to take with you.
05:03The first one is, I want you to know I love you dearly.
05:11The other one is, whenever you get through doing whatever it is you got to do, realize that this is your home.
05:29You can always come back.
05:33Uncle Jesse, I reckon it's Luke that's got to do some of the realizing.
05:39Yeah.
05:59Friends, just remember, pride is one terrible master.
06:29I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
06:48Here, maybe this will cool you off.
06:50That was quite an entrance.
06:52I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
06:55I just got something I got to get off my mind.
07:00Could you loan me $250?
07:03I got to make a down payment on my cousin's half of General Lee.
07:07I think we could manage it.
07:09Tickets have been selling pretty good.
07:11Especially since the local people found out you're going to be the one making the jump.
07:16Got something else on your mind?
07:19Yeah.
07:21You know that extra RV you said you had?
07:24Well, is that offer still good?
07:26It's yours.
07:28Although I don't think you're going to be spending a whole lot of time there.
07:31Bye-bye now.
07:33Bye-bye now.
07:34Yeah!
07:35Woo!
07:36Yeah!
07:37Woo!
07:38His name is Bo Duke.
07:39Looks like Bo's getting in deeper over his head every minute.
07:40Typical Duke.
07:41The suspect appears to be using the same M.O. she used on a previous test.
07:46Times.
07:47His name is Bo Duke.
08:02Looks like Bo's getting in deeper over his head every minute.
08:06Typical Duke.
08:07The suspect appears to be using the same M.O. she used on the previous times.
08:11And, Father, we ask that you bring this family back together again as soon as you see fit.
08:20Amen.
08:21Amen.
08:22Well, everybody dig in.
08:26I'm sorry, Uncle Chessie. I just ain't hungry.
08:29I don't know, Daisy. It ain't gonna do Bo no good if we just worry ourselves sick about it.
08:36There's something changes in a man when he's in love.
08:38I don't care what name you put on it.
08:42It can't be love if it comes between a man and his family.
08:45Yeah.
08:54Boss, this is Sheriff Rusko B. Coltrane.
08:58You got your ears on, little buddy?
09:00I got something sweet for your ears if you have.
09:02Come on.
09:03Let's go.
09:08My ears are already full of something sweet.
09:11And, Emily, this time challenge that I'm trying to eat in order to reduce to my TV image.
09:18Will you just stay with it, little fat buddy?
09:21Because I tell you, boys, you're gonna need that slimmed down image as soon as you take over that show.
09:27You mean you arrested them, do you boys?
09:29Uh, well, you're about half right.
09:33You mean you arrested one of them, do you boys?
09:37Uh, you better call that a quarter right.
09:39I do have Enos all ready for the attack.
09:43Who's that?
09:45It's Enos.
09:48Come on in, Enos.
09:49Hi, Luke.
09:50How you doing?
09:51Very good. How you doing?
09:51You got anything to eat? We got ourselves an extra place here.
09:54Yeah, fish and green.
09:55Yes, sir.
09:56Yeah, do us a world of good to see a friendly face around here.
09:58Well, it sure ain't gonna be mine.
10:01Is Bo all right?
10:02I reckon he's all right, Uncle Jesse, but Luke, you're under arrest for assaulting battery that crane operator at the Hazard Junkyard.
10:09Oh, come on.
10:11Put them away.
10:12No, I'm sorry.
10:14Hold easy, please. I'm sorry.
10:16Oh, Enos, please.
10:21One, you have the right to remain quiet.
10:23Two, you give up the right to remain quiet.
10:25It's nice, all right? I mean, I've heard that thing so many times, I know it up and down and inside out.
10:31I'm sorry.
10:32You know, you picked a heck of a time to do this. What would Bo need and all the help he can get?
10:39See you later.
10:41Sure looks good. I'm sorry.
10:42What do we do now?
10:52Well, I'd say the first thing we gotta do is get Luke back.
10:57All right, Bo Duke, freeze!
11:07Hey, Roscoe.
11:09Freeze it. Just freeze it right there. I got you.
11:11You got me for what?
11:13Roscoe, are you crazy? You know you can't arrest me for no driving violation on the fairgrounds.
11:17No, no. What I got you for is the crime of stealing county property.
11:21Namely, one orange-colored vehicle better known as the General Lee.
11:25Roscoe, you've gone senile. You've definitely gone senile.
11:28Everybody in Hazard County knows this here car belongs to me and Luke.
11:31Oh.
11:31Well, I've got you for un-impounding it out of the junkyard without paying the impounding fee
11:36and without getting an impounding certificate.
11:40Listen, come on. I'm gonna take you to the slammer and I'm gonna haul the General Lee behind.
11:44Wait a minute. Can he do that?
11:46Yeah, he can. He can do anything he wants as long as he's got that dirty badge on.
11:49Roscoe, you ought to see if boss will clean that...
11:51Yes, don't be threatened.
11:52Roscoe, will you stop before you shoot your blame foot off?
11:55Oh, hush. Just come on. Come on.
11:58Let's go. Don't hold my hand.
12:00Come on. Don't resist the rest of us.
12:03And what your vehicle did, done scuffed mine.
12:19Now you've done it, Roscoe.
12:20Just get out there. Just get in there.
12:23I'm serious now.
12:25Look, it probably just scuffed the heck out of it.
12:27Well, I've been wanting the boys to get back together.
12:33Boy, I hate to do this, Steve.
12:34This way, Captain Luke's talking to you.
12:36And what am I supposed to say to him?
12:37Thanks for not getting the receipt for the impound money.
12:39Hey, there wouldn't have been no need for impound money at all
12:42if you hadn't let that girl talk into making that fool's stunt in the first place.
12:45You're pushing it, Luke. Will you just shut up? I'm sick and tired of you.
12:47I don't want to hear any more about it, Bill.
12:48You don't want to hear any more about it? What about me?
12:49Well, what do you know, Roscoe?
12:53You are witnessing a great historical moment in Hazard County.
12:58Duke.
12:58Fighting Duke.
13:01I tell you, it is a red-letter day, boss.
13:04You mean green-letter day, don't you?
13:07Green?
13:07Yeah, like in money, which is what it's going to take
13:10to get them boys out of jail on bail.
13:14$500 for each.
13:16Oh, yeah, go to each.
13:17Which I just happen to know, they just don't happen to have.
13:21Well, I do.
13:26Unlock pretty boy's cell there.
13:28What?
13:28You can count this while you make out the bail receipt.
13:31It's $500.
13:33$500? I said $5,000, didn't I?
13:37You said $500.
13:39Didn't I?
13:40No, you said $500.
13:42You mean to say that you're dang fooled enough
13:44to risk your hard-earned money on the likes of Boo Duke?
13:48That's right.
13:49He sells tickets, and we need an audience.
13:51You fighting?
13:52Cut him loose.
13:53Oh, my pleasure.
13:56What about Luke?
13:57It's your problem.
13:59Come on, pretty boy.
14:02Sorry, Luke.
14:03Oh, uh, say, you know, after I make that jump on Saturday,
14:07maybe I'll be nice enough to arrange somebody to bail you out.
14:11Look, don't bother, all right?
14:13I'd stay in here till I was Uncle Jesse's age
14:15before I'd take a dime of your money.
14:17Now, let's see.
14:18If Boo don't make the jump,
14:19he can't get Luke out of jail.
14:21And Luke's too proud to go anyway.
14:23I used to have a team of mules like that.
14:25Hey, Carl, I guess I had you all wrong.
14:31Thanks a lot for bailing me and the general out.
14:32Yeah, well, you didn't have me all wrong.
14:33I'm going to let you ride in there
14:34for one for your girlfriend.
14:36Ah!
14:37Well, I guess I'd just have to run right over there
14:38and thank a person like, won't I?
14:41Don't be too personal about it.
14:43You won't last any longer with Diane
14:45than me or any of the others.
14:46Thanks a lot, Carl.
14:47I'll try to remember that.
14:50Yeah, well, you do that, lover boy.
14:52Meantime, I'll just keep my eyes peeled
14:54for some other sucker to take your place.
14:56Bye now.
15:25Sorry I had the bar on you, Dixie,
15:29but it's for a good cause.
15:38Hey, Luke, you got good news and bad news?
15:40And the good news is,
15:41we got together $500 to bail one of y'all.
15:44And we didn't have to make a choice about it
15:46because the carnival people beat us to it
15:47by bailing out Bo.
15:49Yeah, I sure wish it happened to,
15:50because Bo would be a lot safer here in the cell
15:52than at the fairgrounds
15:54trying to make that big old jump Saturday.
15:55Hey, hold on a second.
15:56Now, you said there was good news and bad.
15:59Oh, the bad news.
16:00Well, it don't look like we're going to finish
16:02our checker game, Luke.
16:03And I was winning, huh?
16:04Don't speak too soon, Enos.
16:06You forgot to king me.
16:12He was taught by an expert.
16:14Champion.
16:15What's wrong, Gunbush?
16:22How in the world did he do that?
16:24No sooner had Uncle Jesse and Daisy
16:26got Luke sprung out of Iron City,
16:28they sprung another surprise on him.
16:30What's the matter, Daisy?
16:31You forget the way back to the farm?
16:33We ain't going to the farm.
16:34We're headed to the fairgrounds
16:36to try and talk some sense into Bo's head.
16:38That'll be the day.
16:40Oh, now, Luke,
16:41Bo might be acting a little stupid these days,
16:43but he ain't the first man
16:45to be smitten by a woman.
16:47Uncle Jesse, it's a waste of time.
16:49Now, anybody who's fool enough
16:50to let a girl like that
16:51come between him and his family,
16:52he don't even deserve to be called a duke.
16:56Daisy?
16:57Yeah?
16:58Stop the car.
16:59What?
17:00Turn her off.
17:01Just turn it off.
17:02Okay.
17:05Get off.
17:08Just get out of here.
17:10Couple of things you and me
17:11have got to settle for.
17:12Now then,
17:12if there's one thing
17:14I taught you boys,
17:15I thought it was that
17:16there was two sides
17:17to every argument.
17:18All right.
17:18Well, this time Bo's
17:19on the wrong side.
17:20Oh, he is, is he?
17:21Yeah.
17:21Well, his excuse is
17:23that he's in love.
17:24Now, what's yours?
17:25Well, I don't take kindly
17:26to getting punched in the face
17:27for speaking my mind.
17:28Oh, so your pride's been hurt, huh?
17:31Then you've got to strike out
17:33and hit something.
17:34All right.
17:35Hit me.
17:36Just come on.
17:37Hit me right there.
17:38Go ahead.
17:38You know that.
17:39Why not?
17:40Why?
17:40I'd rather see you hit me
17:41than go through the pain
17:42of watching you two
17:44hit each other.
17:45Now, listen to me.
17:46Us Dukes ain't got much
17:47when it comes to worldly goods,
17:49but we've got something
17:50that's more important.
17:52We've got a love
17:53and respect for each other
17:54that binds us together
17:55like glue.
17:56Us Dukes is one.
17:58So just put them up.
18:00Just go ahead.
18:02Put them up.
18:02Put them up.
18:03Put them up.
18:04Because I'll tell you what.
18:05I ain't about to stand aside
18:06and see my family
18:08thrown apart
18:09by a couple of hotheads
18:10that think that they
18:12got no more sense
18:13than a chicken
18:14raiding the foxes.
18:16It ain't funny.
18:19All right, Huck and Jesse,
18:20you win.
18:21Look, I was a hothead
18:22and I was a jackass.
18:23I can see you.
18:24The only thing we got
18:25is a family.
18:25What a family.
18:27All we got to do
18:28is convince Bo
18:29that the family's
18:29the important thing.
18:30Come on, hop in.
18:31Let's go.
18:32Come on.
18:33Get in there.
18:33All right, all right.
18:34I'm going.
18:38Start her up, Daisy.
18:38Come on, Uncle Jesse.
18:39Get in here for Pete's sake.
18:41You know, it is kind of funny.
18:45Why don't you move this over
18:46on top of the blue one?
18:52Howdy, Miss Benson.
19:00We came by to see Bo.
19:02Oh, I don't think
19:02you had the pleasure
19:03to meet my Uncle Jesse.
19:04How'd it do, ma'am?
19:06Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Duke.
19:08Now I see where you boys
19:09get your good looks from.
19:10Oh, and I see why Bo's
19:11so taken with you.
19:12You got a way
19:13of sweet-talking a man.
19:14Now, if you don't mind,
19:15we'd like a word with him
19:16ourselves.
19:17You're going to try
19:17and talk him into
19:18quitting the show?
19:19Yeah, you bet we are, ma'am.
19:21And we want you
19:21to know about it
19:22because us Dukes
19:23don't believe in talking
19:24behind somebody's back.
19:26And I don't believe
19:26in forcing anyone
19:27into doing anything
19:28they don't want to do.
19:29Good.
19:30So, I won't even try
19:32to stop you
19:32from dissuading him.
19:33Well, now that we got
19:34all our cards on the table,
19:36why don't we just, uh...
19:37You're going to have
19:37to wait a minute.
19:38He's about to do
19:39a practice run.
19:39Excuse me.
19:40He's checking the ramp.
19:41Yeah, sure.
19:42All right, everyone
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20:27you're all right yeah i'm fine it's just another 20 feet there and i'd have really messed up
20:44fine what are you doing here afraid i'll crash the general before i get to pay you for your
20:49half i was afraid you'd bust your neck before i got a chance to pound some sense into me i'm
20:53tired i'm getting tired of all this backpacking now shake hands and make up before i whip you both
20:59and i can do it well mean it
21:03i'm sorry bo i guess i ain't been too long on understanding lately
21:13well that didn't give me no call to throw the first punch
21:18sorry we's all family again speaking of family you know it's gonna take three good men to plow and
21:26plant that back 40. oh it sure will cousin it sure will then we can count on you you sure can hey with
21:31all that money i'm gonna make doing that stunt driving i'll be able to get y'all enough hands
21:35to do four or five hundred acres at least jesse i can't talk to him let us know when you get the
21:42hands yes sir hey
21:46i think maybe we should have left daisy back there what for well she could have talked a little sense
21:57into bo's head i don't think it'd do much good luke's right uncle jesse the only person bo's listening
22:02to right now is diane
22:03we got company
22:08i wonder if he's following us well or one way to find out
22:14he's following us
22:25what for why don't we stop and ask him
22:30well now you caught us how can we help you who are you and what do you want
22:47name's john zimbra special investigator southern county's insurance company
22:54we hold the liability policy on the carnival of thrills
22:57well then you're chasing after the wrong dukes it's our cousin bo who's making that big jump
23:02does he know he's the fourth one to try that in the last three months
23:05well we all saw the last guy who tried it
23:07it was a pretty hairy accident
23:09if it was an accident
23:11all of the other drivers crashed while trying the same stunt
23:15are you inferring what we think you are
23:17my insurance company thinks it was attempted murder
23:21and whoever tried that before just might try it again
23:25well let's see if pretty boys are short on guts as he is on brains when he tries it this time
23:47you know bo ain't short of neither guts or brains
24:04and he sure better not be short of distance
24:07general lee was getting skittish and colicky
24:26like he was a warning old bo not to make that jump
24:29and old bo was having some hard thoughts about the last man who tried it
24:36and you didn't think he had any guts
24:41he bailed out of that spot like he's been doing it all of his life
24:44well i still think he lost his nerve and pulled up short
24:47now tomorrow
24:49there'll be 32 cars lined up in front of that ramp
24:52and the stands will be full of hazard people just whooping it up
24:55one little distraction
24:58come on carl
24:59you sound as if you don't want bo to make it
25:01well my dear i just think the boy's in over his head
25:03listen y'all i just don't know what's happening with that dang general lee
25:11but i promise i'll get him fixed for you if it takes me all night
25:13well we don't pay any overtime
25:15maybe you can consider this as part of a bonus
25:18well all right
25:25hey i'll tell you what
25:27why don't we save the rest of that bonus till after i make that jump tomorrow
25:30then it ought to be worth twice as much
25:31morning carl
25:32yeah
25:33bye bye
25:35man i hate that kind of smile
25:41anyway the dukes and zimbra went to cedar city hospital
25:47to talk with the last driver who tried to make that jump
25:50must be hard to be cheerful in your spot son
25:54we talked to the nurse and she said you were gonna be good as new in no time
25:58only a little smarter i hope
26:00we saw that jump you made
26:01yeah the takeoff was right on line what happened there
26:05beats me
26:07i was sitting on all eight
26:09then at the last second
26:11the engine up and quit on me
26:13just like that
26:14no warning or anything
26:16mister
26:17i tested that car an hour before the jump
26:20i went over every inch of her
26:22she was in perfect condition
26:24well she took sick off a sudden then
26:26you wouldn't happen to know where they got the car now
26:29should be over at the cedar city garage
26:32why don't we all take a run over there
26:35and maybe we can figure out what happened
26:37make sure it don't happen to bo
26:38yeah
26:39uh take care of yourself
26:41thank you
26:41yeah
26:42we'll see you later
26:43bye bye
26:44black and hazard
26:47bo thought he was in heaven
26:48and that's exactly where he might be winding up
26:51in a few more hours
26:52you all set for the big day
26:53dan
26:55i had my big day when i met you
26:57hope you mean that bo
26:59because i feel the same way about you
27:02you're gonna be dynamite out there this afternoon
27:20you're gonna show those people that jump like they've never seen before
27:29there she be
27:323500 pounds of southern fried stock car
27:36i see you pulled the transmission
27:37why not she was still sound as a dollar
27:39i can make you a real good deal for it if you want
27:42hey luke if the transmission's still good
27:44then maybe it's got something to do with the fuel line
27:46check that fuel line
27:50could be plugged
27:50yeah it could be
27:52it's just the opposite uncle jesse
27:54what do you mean
27:55take a look at this
27:56that gas line wasn't wore through
28:00it was cut deliberate
28:01when he stepped on it to go for that jump
28:05a lot more gas hit the ground
28:07than made it to the carburetor
28:08that means
28:10bob dexter didn't have no accident
28:13that was
28:14attempted murder
28:17that's the third time it's happened
28:19while somebody's trying to make that jump
28:21and if we don't make it to hazard
28:22in exactly 90 minutes
28:24the boat just might be the fourth
28:25keep moving along folks
28:30there's a lot of people behind you
28:32and the show's getting ready to start
28:35keep those eyes moving y'all
28:38there's plenty of seats left
28:39all right all right
28:44that's clean as country
28:45whoo
28:47cooter the general ain't never sound that good
28:49you're a genius partner
28:50well
28:51at least i could do
28:52seeing as how this one might be your last stunt
28:55why don't we go back to the motorhome
28:56and relax a little bit
28:57we've only got just over an hour before you jump
28:59all right that sounds fine with me
29:01hey thanks a lot cooter
29:02good luck bo
29:02yeah
29:03i'll see you later cooter
29:07yeah
29:09yeah i sure hope so
29:11sure hope so
29:14boy boss i'm telling you
29:19there are more people buying tickets than a fleas on an old hound dog's tail
29:23that bull duke sure packing them in
29:25for our school
29:26that's an awful thing to say
29:28to a man who's nursing
29:29an empty stomach
29:31listen on that hot dog
29:32could you put double mustard onions
29:34and lots and lots of peckled lily
29:36oh
29:36enos i'm gonna pick your lily
29:38ain't you got no respect for the obese
29:40oh i'm sorry mr hawk
29:42i got hunger pains like you don't know
29:44you want me to get you a little snack mr hawk
29:46like a half dozen corn dogs and
29:48a mess of popcorn
29:50get old buttered popcorn
29:51no no no
29:52i'm gonna hold on
29:53maybe i'll just get lucky
29:55maybe we'll have a big rainstorm
29:57or a blizzard
29:58maybe even a two-a-needle
30:00nothing big mind you
30:01just big enough to make them have to give these folks their money back
30:05i'm afraid you're out of luck boss
30:09there ain't a cloud in the sky
30:10getting word back to hazard to stop that jump was a real problem
30:15the sheriff's office didn't answer
30:17and the boar's nest was closed
30:19and old cooter was at the fairgrounds
30:21which didn't have no phone in the first place
30:23there's no answer
30:24what do i do now
30:26hang it up we gotta roll
30:28you best let me drive
30:32if we don't cut a couple corners
30:33and bend a few speeding laws
30:35we're liable to get there
30:35just in time for bo's funeral
30:37all right
30:37shh
30:47shh
30:52shh
30:58shh
31:02Now we know what that nasty grin
31:14was all about
31:15General, you've just met
31:30your Appomattox
31:31Back at the fairgrounds
31:51they were warming up
31:52for the main event
31:53for the main event
31:54You've won the class
31:55because you've got to be
31:56the three
31:57rain
31:57's underweight
31:59She's a beast
31:59Hoffman
32:00ahhh
32:01ahhh
32:03ahhhh
32:12ahhh
32:12ahhhh
32:14Just don't stand there, Stonehead! Can't you do something? Stop the show!
32:34How?
32:36Arrest someone!
32:36Uh, in what charge?
32:40I don't know. In vent world.
32:42Oh, uh, like what?
32:44Well, well, yeah. Attempting suicide.
32:49Oh, oh, oh, I know what I can get him on.
32:51Being a human fire hazard.
32:54And now, Arlo will perform the spectacular Ring of Fire Jump.
33:00Get in the hole!
33:02Well, looks like Arlo made it.
33:17That's nothing compared to the applause you're going to hear when you make that 32-car jump.
33:23This is just the beginning, though.
33:24When word gets out about you, we're going to hit every state fair in the country.
33:30Don't worry. You're going to be great.
33:32We're going to spend the rest of our lives listening to crowds of blood.
33:37Together.
33:38Now, remember, friends and neighbors, when you're tripping tall cotton, that's the time to look for snakes.
33:45We're never going to make it, fellas. We've got 20 more miles to go.
33:53It's about half that. It's a crow flies.
33:55Well, that crow better fly faster. It'll be more like a vulture hovering over what's left of a bull in the general.
34:00This is the big one, folks.
34:13Twice the exam, twice the thrills, twice the danger, and twice the fun for everyone.
34:21Later, Rift, fellas!
34:30That crowd ain't never, ever, ever, ever going to leave now.
34:53I sure don't need no streamlined image.
34:57Give me that.
34:57Just 15 minutes, folks, until the grand finale, when the Carnival of Prills will attempt to set a new record by jumping 32.
35:07Count them, folks, parked vehicles, and the man who will attempt to carry 55 leap for life, your good friend, Bo Duke!
35:16Woo!
35:27So, take us right up to the back of the fairgrounds.
35:35Then we will make it, after all.
35:37Yep.
35:38Luke, that bridge at Choctaw Gully's out. How are we going to get across?
35:42Well, it can't be, but 30, 40 feet across.
35:4430, 40.
35:46Mr. Zimbra, how's this car flying?
35:48Oh, did we make it?
36:02What does it look like?
36:03Well, that's how close this I want to get to heaven for the next 30 years.
36:08We got to make it through the next 30 seconds.
36:09We got to make it through the next 30 seconds.
36:39Dang it, Luke, if you don't get that car out of my way, I'm going to have to drive right over it, and you!
36:46Well, go ahead. That's about your speed.
36:48Luke, you're pushing it, boy. You're really pushing it.
36:50Bo, stop it! Now, come on, settle down, folks!
36:52Now, Davey, you just stay out of this.
36:53Roscoe, Roscoe, do my eyes deceive me, or is that Luke trying to persuade Boo not to make the jump?
36:58Boy, they seem to be fussing.
36:59Yeah, well, maybe I'd like to stir you. Come on, let's go! Let's go get them!
37:04Now, listen, you two. I'm liable to take the both of you, put you over my knee, and whoop some sense of...
37:09But Uncle Jesse, he's starting it now!
37:10Now, no! Luke wants to tell you something, and I want you to stand there and listen to him,
37:17and I don't want to hear one peep out of you. You understand?
37:20Yes, sir.
37:20All right.
37:21All right, I'm going to make this simple.
37:23Now, you remember what happened to the last guy who tried this 32-car jump?
37:26Sure, I remember it. Sure, I do.
37:27All right, what you don't know is that there was two others beforehand.
37:31Now, all three of them tried it, and all three of them crashed because of some mechanical problem.
37:37Oh, yeah. And all three of them had something else in common, too.
37:40What?
37:41Your lady friend.
37:44Now, Luke, that's an out-and-rout lie. You're doing the lowest thing I've ever heard of.
37:47Now, don't lie!
37:48Hey, Bo, when has Luke ever lied to you?
37:51Daisy, I can prove it.
37:53Go ahead, Diane. Go ahead, tell him.
37:56Tell him how it is.
37:57It's not the way it sounds, Bo.
37:59Diane, listen, I've got to do this jump. Would you please tell him how it is so I can do it?
38:04Okay. I'll level with you. I was broke. Kind of desperate.
38:09I needed a driver who could bring in the local crowds. You were it.
38:13That's all I had in mind at first.
38:16Well, what about now?
38:18Now I know you better. I've realized you're somebody special, different from the others.
38:24I really like you, Bo. I want you to believe that.
38:27The carnival comes first, right?
38:33I'm afraid so.
38:36And I know you well enough to realize you're not going to take a back seat to anybody or anything.
38:46Cooter, let's crack open that hood.
38:48Yeah, I got a sneaking suspicion.
38:50Take a look at that gas line.
38:51Hey, y'all.
39:02This here thing's been cut.
39:04Give me that.
39:05Another hundred feet, you'd have been dead on the water, buddy, Ro.
39:08Another hundred feet, I'd be right at the end of that ramp now, wouldn't I, partner?
39:11Those others weren't accidents, son.
39:13They were attempted murders.
39:14That's impossible.
39:18Who'd want to kill the star of the show?
39:20Somebody that wanted to be the star?
39:22Or somebody that had been the star and couldn't stand to see himself being replaced.
39:27Carl.
39:27Hey, wait a minute.
39:31Hey, aim him.
39:32Let him do that.
39:36All right, climb his way, Lucas.
39:41Yeah, get up.
39:42Come on.
39:43All right, you're good.
39:44All right.
39:45We got him right there.
39:45We got him.
39:46We got him.
39:46Better take him away.
39:47I'll file the charges.
39:48Yes, sir, but couldn't I wait till the jump's over?
39:50Enos, you really think there's going to be a jump after all that's happened?
39:54No, sir, don't wreck him.
39:56Thank goodness.
39:57No, Enos, will you lock him up?
39:58Just take him and lock him up.
40:00Yes, take him and watch him now.
40:01He's dangerous.
40:03Somebody up there must really love me.
40:07Oh, here.
40:09Is it a microphone?
40:10Yes, is this thing still working?
40:12Say testing one, two.
40:13Testing one, two.
40:16Fellow citizens of Hazard County, this is J.D. Ho.
40:20I've just heard.
40:21Oh, you have to believe me.
40:23I never knew.
40:25On the corner, there ain't going to be no 32-car jump.
40:29Not no half.
40:33But don't you both fret, son.
40:36As county commissioner, I hereby declare that each and every one of you is going to get your ticket money back.
40:47Hey, well, well, well and well, Miss Benson.
40:50I reckon you ain't going to have enough money now to pay the rental out of my fairgrounds.
40:54Well, it's according to this little agreement you signed and titles me to sell off your assets to pay your debt.
41:01Boss, it sounds to me like you're working some sort of scam to cheat this little lady out of her carnival.
41:06Don't tell me you're going to stick up for her after what she does.
41:08Well, listen, boss, all she did was let me make a jackass out of myself, out of my own conceit.
41:14Hey, listen, Luke, I'm sorry.
41:15Is that all right?
41:16I just don't want to fight with you anymore.
41:20Boom!
41:21Hey, boss, give me that.
41:23Listen, y'all don't go nowhere.
41:24Don't go anywhere.
41:25Hey, Cooter.
41:26Hey.
41:27Now, how long are you supposed to take you to fix that gas line on the general?
41:30Five minutes when my eyes closed.
41:32You just wasted five seconds of them.
41:34Well, but her old Rome, Georgia, wasn't built in no day.
41:36I'll get my tools.
41:37Good idea.
41:38You mean, you're still willing to make that jump after everything that's happened?
41:44Yep.
41:45I gave you my word now, didn't I?
41:47You've got every reason not to help me.
41:52Yeah, I do, but, uh...
41:55Shoot, Diane, I don't see how I could love you one minute and hurt you the next.
42:06Uncle Jesse, ain't that beautiful?
42:09Yeah, it's stupid, but it's beautiful.
42:12Well, I guess it's catching in, Uncle Jesse.
42:14Folks, this here's Luke Duke.
42:17Now, you just sit tight, because Bo's going to do that jump just like he promised.
42:22I'm going to be sitting right next to you, cousin.
42:24See, this way, if I co-pilot, he can keep his eyes on the road, all right?
42:27Luke, I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you, so I guess I'm going to kiss you.
42:32Hey, Cooter, get this cop out of here.
42:37Hey, buddy!
42:44Well, cousin, I've got to say, I'm glad I'm here.
43:08I'm glad you're here, too.
43:22Let's keep your eye on that red.
43:27Come on.
43:31Come on, we need more speed.
43:32Come on, get on it.
43:33I'm dead.
43:34We need 10 more miles an hour.
43:35Come on, Cole, we need 65.
43:37That's all.
43:57Hey!
43:58Eatin' time.
44:20There you are, Monsieur Hulk.
44:22The little salad.
44:25That's for me?
44:26That's it.
44:26Needs a little garnish.
44:30Like this.
44:42Boss decided to make up for his dieting with a vengeance.
44:48And that's how the Carnival of Thrills left Hazard, without its star attraction.
44:56I'm sorry, Bo.
45:02It could have really have been wonderful.
45:04Diane, it was wonderful.
45:06I wouldn't have missed it for anything.
45:10I guess it's just like Uncle Jesse always said.
45:12You, uh, you learn something new in everything.
45:15Did you take care of yourself?
45:36And Bo grew up a little.
45:38And, like all growing, it wasn't without pain.
45:43There you go, Daisy.
45:46And Bo finally got to eat his victory lunch of crawdad bisque that Jesse had been saving for him.
45:52Thank you for bringing this all back together again.
45:56Amen.
45:56Like fine wine, aging only improved it.
46:06What's wrong?
46:07Woo!
46:07This is the best we've ever done had.
46:13You're half the bread.
46:14All the Dukes were finally back together, bonded even closer by adversity and love.
46:20And I told y'all that this was a love story, didn't I?
46:23In Hazard County, we tend to like happy endings.
46:26That's what this is for.
46:27Don't be.
46:28Come in from this it's for.
46:42We'll be.
46:43We'll be, what are we.
46:45We'll be.
46:47Either way.
46:48We're going.
46:49We'll be.
46:51We'll be.
46:52We'll be.
46:54We'll be.
46:55I'm Dukes! I'm Dukes!
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