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00:01On the Dukes of Hazzard,
00:03nosy body, busy body, missing body...
00:07That's a coffee.
00:09...leaves Henry Black in Hazzard County.
00:11We're gonna snatch the body that snatched the body.
00:30Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm.
00:41Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves, flattening the hills.
00:55Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:14Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:26Yee-haw!
01:27In Hazzard County, there ain't but two things that'd make the Duke boys run like a rabbit being chased by a fox.
01:44Either the law's on their tail, or they're afraid of something a whole lot worse.
01:48Luke, can't you go no faster than this? Uncle Jim's gonna kick our butt if we wind up late for supper.
01:52Yeah, especially since he's doing the cooking, and them pork chops are going in about right now.
01:56All right, no problem. We'll just take that old shortcut over the ride, sir.
01:59Let's go.
02:00Let's go.
02:09Um...
02:14Where'd that go from?
02:16It's a shortcut. I'd sure like to see the walkway home. Wouldn't you, Bo?
02:30I sure would. I'm just glad I wasn't driving.
02:35Dang it. Looks like they shortened my shortcut.
02:40Well, it ain't no use, Bo. The general'd have to be a gator to crawl out of here.
02:43Hey, the quicker we get home, the shorter the lecture's gonna be. Why don't we cut through the old cemetery? We can walk through there.
02:48Yeah, well, considering what time of day it is and the way Uncle Jesse's gonna be feeling, I suggest we run.
02:53Yeah. Yeah, let's go.
03:02Well, all I said was...
03:03And all I said was, I don't want you saying so much as one word about my secret project.
03:09Till it pays off.
03:10Till it pays off. Oh, well.
03:12And that won't be until it's finished.
03:14No, no, no. That's right.
03:15Now, did any little itty-bitty bit of what I just said get into any crevice in that great big lump, lump you call a bring?
03:28There's as good a place as any.
03:30You fellas sure have a strange idea about taking shortcuts.
03:33First you dang near kill us with taking yours, and now foes have to scare me to death with his.
03:38Relax, Daisy.
03:39What could be scary about a peaceful, quiet place like this?
03:43Oh, you just cut it out.
03:47Look.
03:52It's Henry Flat.
03:53Oh, Daisy, it is not weird.
03:54It's funeral only a year ago.
03:56Then it's Henry Flat's ghost.
03:57Wait a minute.
03:58Daisy, you know there ain't no such thing as ghosts.
04:00Yeah, I know it, and you know it, but does that dear ghost know it?
04:04There he goes again. I'm getting out of here.
04:06Wait a minute.
04:14Get up. Get up.
04:16Let go. It's only me, Henry Flat.
04:22Now, hold on. Didn't we lay you to rest a year ago?
04:25We sure did, and I remember what the preacher said.
04:27He said that Henry Flat's gonna have the rest of his days to repent his sins, and he's...
04:32And I'd be needing every minute of it.
04:34Don't you remember your shucked and jive 20,000 bucks right out of boss's fat little pocket?
04:38What a shuck and jive that was.
04:40He posted a $500 reward for you, dead or alive.
04:44$500 that I shared with the undertaker when he buried the casket full of bricks that was supposed to be me.
04:50Boys, the only way I could go on living was to get myself declared dead.
04:54Well, then why are you taking a chance of getting caught by showing up now?
04:57I've seen this, and this, and this.
05:05It's just a whole bunch of road markers.
05:07You know, I bet there's a thousand of them out here.
05:09Hold on. Boss Hog's running a new road out this way.
05:13Yeah, and it's gonna start right here over my grave.
05:16Oh, come on, Henry. Ain't nobody got the right to do that.
05:19Except in Boss Hog, according to the law.
05:22Well, any time a grave is moved, they gotta first verify the contents of the box.
05:28And when they verify this one, it's full of bricks.
05:32Which puts you right back at the top of Boss's list.
05:35Well, the boys had enough sense to hide old Henry in the barn.
05:39Not to spring him on Uncle Jesse until after breakfast.
05:41Henry Flack! You old sidewinder! You get in here!
05:44I thought we was rid of you.
05:48Now, Jesse, you ain't still holding that $20,000 snooker and I give Boss Hog against me.
05:54Now, Uncle Jesse, Boss Hog don't know it, but do you know what Henry did with that $20,000?
05:58That new youth center over to Capital City.
06:00It ain't Henry we gotta worry about.
06:02Like usual, it's Boss Hog.
06:04And he's gonna build something right over Henry's grave.
06:06And if the surveyor's markers ain't lyin', he gonna keep on buildin' right straight through that old Veteran's Cemetery to boot.
06:13The Veteran's Cemetery?
06:15Well, not even J.D. Hog would try a dirty trick like that.
06:19I ain't had the privilege of servin' my country like Luke and some of us here.
06:25But if I was a veteran...
06:27You wouldn't stand for it anymore than Uncle Jesse would.
06:30Well, it, uh...
06:32It's gonna take some doin'.
06:34But us Dukes ain't gonna let J.D. Hog get away with a dirty trick like that.
06:39Even if it means savin' your miserable hide.
06:50Early next morning, the boys hit City Hall, while most folks in Hazard were still milkin'.
06:56Ah.
07:04Ooh.
07:17Oof.
07:18Ooh.
07:19Ooh.
07:20Ooh.
07:22Oh.
07:27Ooh.
07:28Hey, Paul.
07:42Well, come here.
07:44Here, take a look at this.
07:46Shh, listen.
07:47County Land Commissioner J.D. Hogg
07:49states that the Veterans Cemetery ain't been used in the 40 years
07:53since it was dedicated,
07:55and therefore it's been declared surplus,
07:56sold to the highest, and only bitter.
07:58J.D. Hogg.
07:59You got it.
08:00I don't know.
08:02If the sale ain't protested by the day after tomorrow, what's final?
08:07He's bound and determined to get that land.
08:09Well, no wonder. Would you look at this?
08:11He's planning on subdividing the land
08:13and putting up a housing development called Hogg's Heavenly Acres.
08:17I understand your reason.
08:19According to all this stuff, it's legal.
08:22Yeah, but y'all ain't.
08:24Now, what in the world y'all do in here?
08:25Now, I'm going to have to arrest y'all for breaking the internet now.
08:28Get your hands on that chair so I can keep my eyes on you.
08:32That ain't dangerous.
08:34Luke!
08:35I'm going to tell Uncle Jesse on y'all.
08:37Open this door now.
08:44Luke, open this door.
08:46Open it.
08:48Luke!
08:48He's getting it, Paul.
08:50Freeze!
08:50I've got you, I've got you.
08:53All right.
08:53He's up.
08:54Gee, hee.
08:55It ain't even duck-cutting.
08:56See, he's up.
08:57I just caught myself a couple of dead ducks.
09:00Now, wouldn't you just know it?
09:02This is a one morning Roscoe showed up early.
09:04All right, come on down here.
09:14Now then, you have the right to remain silent.
09:17You have...
09:18Freeze!
09:21Freeze!
09:22Hey, he's got it.
09:24What's that?
09:25Are you cool?
09:28You get in your car, you dick.
09:37You're kidding.
09:40Freeze!
09:41Freeze!
09:42I see you!
09:43You're kidding me!
09:44Punch!
09:54Ah!
09:55Ah!
09:55Ah!
09:55Ah!
09:55Ah!
09:55Ah!
09:55Ah!
09:55Ah!
09:55Ah!
09:56Ah!
09:56Ah!
09:57Ah!
09:57Ah!
09:58Ah!
10:07Ah!
10:07Ah!
10:14Ah!
10:18Ah!
10:18You get off my vehicle!
10:20Hey!
10:21You're scuffing my car!
10:23Get off of it!
10:24And it's...
10:25You're scuffing my car!
10:27Stop!
10:27Stop like this! I'm gonna have you arrested!
10:30I'm on police amendment here!
10:36If I teach you to get off and I tell you to,
10:38now you just lay there and I'll get back, you're both under arrest!
10:57Get out of here!
11:18Get in there!
11:27Get out of here!
11:35Get out of here!
11:36Get out of here!
11:38They've got a bumper off and they've done scuffed my vehicle beyond repair!
11:44No excuses. You go find them Duke boys and keep your eyes on them.
11:47Yes, well, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna keep my eyes on them.
11:50I'll keep one on each one.
11:52That's just...
11:53And...
11:54What?
11:55As for your other little boo-boo...
11:57Uh...
11:58Uh...
11:59Uh...
12:00Boo-boo...
12:01Which boo-boo is that exactly, boss?
12:03Endangering my bulldozer!
12:04Boo-boo...
12:05That boo-boo...
12:06Yeah, I want that there road to be a factor complete, ipso facto, finito dang fasto!
12:13Uh, fasto?
12:15Before anybody finds out that we jumped the gun on startin' it by a couple days.
12:18Uh, what?
12:19Oh!
12:20Oh!
12:21Uh, boy, it's like, uh...
12:23See, I'm gonna have a little problem with that one.
12:25You see, I only got about half a dozen men to work that gang.
12:28Well, then, find some more, will ya?
12:30Uh, where?
12:31There's gotta be a lot of dangerous criminals around here we ain't caught yet.
12:34Who?
12:35Gee-walkers!
12:36Litterbugs!
12:37Sidewalk spitters!
12:38I want them all!
12:39And you're gonna get them, boy.
12:40You just not get on that.
12:42Just...
12:43I hope that's all.
12:44Hehehehehe...
12:45I won't!
12:46Hehehehe...
12:47I sure am gettin' good at this game.
12:50You...
12:51You...
12:52You...
12:53You...
12:54That...
12:55Don't go there.
12:56I say it does.
12:58Oh, well...
12:59He's...
13:00He probably does.
13:01Hey, you...
13:02Now, go!
13:03Oh...
13:04I'm gone.
13:05If Henry flat knew how close that bulldozer was coming to his grave, he'd turn over it if he was
13:12Which he ain't the Henry's in capital city where Boa and Luke are heading right now
13:2920,000 bucks
13:35$20,000
14:01Would you look at that
14:04She may or may not be an angel, but she sure got the flying part now
14:17Hi, how'd it? Hey, huh?
14:25Can I help you well sure sure start excuse us a second boat. What do you mean excuse you? I saw her first
14:30I see you've already met my daughter gail
14:36Henry could we speak to you a second alone? Oh, no need for that. My little girl knows all about my past around in that case
14:44Boss is planning to build a new housing project
14:46And we kind of think that may be what he's gonna put on top your grave then it's all over ain't I open that coffin and find nobody and
14:54All my dreams and hard work went for nothing
15:01Daddy keep good thoughts
15:04Honey if you did what I used to for a living
15:07You'd know that they ain't no such thing as miracles
15:13Unless
15:15A man makes his own miracles in this world
15:27Hey, take care of it now. It's a loner
15:28Oh, Henry wasn't about to take a chance on anyone finding out that he's still alive
15:32So without telling nobody what he had in his conniving mind
15:35He borrowed the van saying that he was gonna pick up some donations for the youth center
15:39So Bo and Luke had absolutely nothing to do till he got back
15:46Well almost nothing
15:51Take care
15:52Now this is the last unclean body we have
16:08What makes you think that he's your client, uh, Mr. Mr. Flat, uh, Clarence Darrow Flat, my card
16:14And I not only am the attorney, but also the boyhood companion of the deceased
16:20Uh, whoever idea that is there wherever poor poor J. Carlton Potts may be
16:26Well, I certainly hope this is him
16:27We've done an awful lot of checking on him, and we've just come up empty
16:30So he's just been good old John Doe to us ever since
16:34Right there
16:35Oh, oh, oh, oh dear
16:40Then it's him
16:41Yes
16:42J. Carlton Potts
16:43Yes
16:44You're sure
16:45Yes
16:45Of course you'll have to make a positive identification
16:48Of course
16:49Uh, including the tattoo on his arm
16:52Tat-tattoo
16:53Oh, yes, I do believe I have all those details here in my briefcase
16:58Yeah, let's see now
17:00Yes, right here
17:02Oh, he was, uh, partial to roses
17:06But-but it's an anchor
17:08I mean in his garden
17:10One anchor
17:11Uh, upper right arm
17:14Left
17:14No, it just looks that way
17:16They, uh, printed the, uh, picture backwards
17:19Okay, now if you'll just give me the number
17:23Uh, number?
17:25On the tattoo
17:26Yeah, check, oh
17:27Oh, yeah, well, you read the number on the tattoo
17:30And I'll check it with the number on my list
17:31Huh?
17:32Yes, read
17:33Six
17:34Six
17:35Four
17:35Six
17:36Six
17:36Dash
17:38Dash
17:38Seven
17:39Seven
17:39Seven
17:40Seven
17:40Dash
17:40Seven
17:41Seven
17:41Five
17:42Five
17:43There you go
17:44That's him
17:46Well, you'll have to fill out the claiming papers
17:49So that you can legally take the body
17:52If you don't mind, sir
17:53I'd like to spend the last final moments alone
17:56With my dear departed friend
17:58Of course
17:58I understand
18:00Henry figured he could get out of his grave predicament
18:25By tricking the Duke boys into hauling it back to Hazard
18:28But things were working just about normal for old Henry
18:32Hey!
18:33Hey, you ain't filling out the claiming papers!
18:36Can you come back here without their John Doe
18:38Or I'll put out an old boy's bullet
18:40For somebody snatch it!
18:43Country boy
18:45An early riser
18:47Country boy
18:48In the big city
18:50Now a country boy
18:52Only go to Whalen for opening night
18:56Might get to Europe for the month of May
18:59Hey, hey
19:00Got to admit that I'm country
19:03But I'm picking up some city ways
19:06I said I'm picking up some city ways
19:10I said I'm picking up some city ways
19:13You sure know how to take a girl's mind off her worries
19:19You know, all those years that you were growing up
19:22And your dad was supporting you
19:24Didn't you ever know that he was a...
19:26A con man?
19:27No, I didn't want to say it
19:28Well, I'll tell you
19:30The few times I did see him
19:32I believed his story about being a lawyer
19:35It wasn't until he opened up this youth center
19:38That he confessed he'd conned the money from Boss Hog
19:40Then he wasn't about to give that up
19:42Because he knew that Boss conned it from somebody else
19:44And now I can't even say who's benefited more
19:46He's here kids he's kept off the streets
19:49And my daddy himself
19:51Kiss me!
19:52If you're man enough
19:53Shoot, I done kissed every girl in Hazard County
19:56Why should you be any different?
19:57Want to try again?
20:03No
20:03Peggy, don't hurt the man now
20:06Yes, sir
20:06Peggy, don't blame me if you grew up to be an old maid
20:10Ah, hey
20:12Ah, say, how'd it go?
20:15Did you get that donation you were after?
20:17Well, you might say so
20:18And I know just where I'm gonna sell it
20:20And you boys mind driving me back to Hazard?
20:24Well, that's the one place we shouldn't drive you
20:26Boss is sure to see you
20:27Well, that's a chance I gotta take
20:28Well, I'm going with you then
20:29Just give me a minute to get dressed, okay?
20:31Okay
20:31Peggy, would you watch over the center while we're gone?
20:38Oh, sure thing
20:39Ah, Hanson
20:40Why don't you practice up on your, uh, kissing while you're gone
20:43And I'll try to forget my defenses
20:45Yes, ma'am
20:47Sure
20:48No, no, no, no, thank you
20:51You take care
20:53Bye
20:54Oh
20:54Oh, Enos
21:06We got ourselves some new volunteers for the road gang
21:10You mean Bo and Luke?
21:11Yeah
21:12Well, they need speedin', Sheriff
21:13Well, they ain't now, but they will be
21:16Now, watch this
21:17I love it
21:20I love it
21:20Sheriff, you better go with you
21:22Close the door, Enos
21:23Well, Sheriff, they need speedin' them
21:26What's Rascal 1 with us now?
21:45I don't know
21:46We ain't done nothin' wrong
21:47It was settin' what I got under the talk back there
21:49How's that?
21:50Well, I hate to tell you all
21:52But that is an ice-cold dead ringer for me
21:54That I was gonna put in my grave
21:56So Boss could conveniently find it
21:58Henry, that is body snatchin'
22:00Yeah, the attendant did say somethin' to that effect as I was leavin'
22:03See, I'm gonna sit well with our probation
22:04This is because we don't shake him and fast
22:06We're gonna spend the next ten years in the federal penitentiary
22:08Wondering how we let you snooker us into this, Henry
22:10Well, wind her up, oh
22:24Luke!
22:46Luke!
22:50Give us a hand
22:52That couldn't be
23:04That even could be, but it didn't
23:06It is
23:08That's a coffin
23:09Uh, Enos
23:11Uh, this is Roscoe
23:13Well, that's a coffin
23:13That's a coffin
23:14Chip, remember that APB we got about that body snatchin' case in Captain City?
23:21Yeah
23:21And we're gonna snatch somebody that snatched the body
23:24And he'll get the doors
23:26Scotty?
23:27Yeah
23:27Luke
23:28Enos, you know what one casket said to the other casket?
23:34He said
23:35Was that you, coffin?
23:39Slow down, Bo
23:39I think Roscoe's about due for a little grief
23:42All right
23:49Hey, Enos, how you doing?
23:51Get under the tarp, man
23:52You're supposed to be dead
23:53All right
23:55I got you
23:56Hey, Enos, I'd like you to meet Gail
23:56Hi, Gail
23:57Hi, Enos
23:57How you doing?
23:58Hi, Enos
23:59Come on
24:00I'm not fooling with you
24:01I'm telling you
24:02Hey, all right
24:03Open the back of that van
24:04Now, Roscoe, you got a search warrant
24:05I've got this
24:06Now, that's search warrant enough
24:08All right
24:08I'll blow a lock right off of that
24:10Open that up
24:10All right, Roscoe
24:11I'm getting that
24:12That is it
24:16That's what I saw
24:17Okay
24:18Get in there and open that up
24:19Open it up
24:20I'm gonna see what's in that
24:21Open it
24:25Now, friends
24:30How would you like to try to make up an excuse to cover that?
24:34That is definitely the APB body that was snatched
24:46Come back here, you duke vampires
24:59Oh, don't shoot, Sheriff
25:00You might hit that body
25:01Enos, you dipstick
25:03Believe me, he is no condition to complain about it
25:06Come here
25:07Come free
25:07Come on, Henry, get up
25:13Daddy, how could you have done such an awful thing?
25:22There weren't anything awful about it
25:24That poor fellow's been laying in that morgue for over a week
25:28And nobody come to get him
25:29Well, there weren't no way they could anyway
25:31Except him for that number
25:32What number?
25:33Well, the one tattooed under the anchor on his arm
25:36Six, four, six, dash, seven, seven, dash, seven, five
25:40Well, pull over around that next curb
25:43You're out of your mind
25:43If Roscoe catches us now
25:44We're gonna have our own set of numbers
25:45Right across our chest
25:46Just do it
25:48Now, you two are gonna have to cut cross country to the farmhouse
25:50If Jesse can find a way to trace that number
25:52We got a prayer of getting out of this thing yet
25:54Okay
25:54Watch over here
25:55Let's go
25:56Can you think of one good reason what we're doing here?
26:16Sure can
26:16We're helping out Henry because you're sweet on his daughter
26:19All right, I'll grant you that
26:21Yeah, well, while you're granting me that
26:22Remember, if you don't think of a way out of this mess
26:24We're gonna sit in jail for a long time
26:26All right, all right
26:27I think of something
26:28News we do
26:30Well, boss, this is your sheriff, Roscoe B. Coltrane
26:33You got your ears on, little buddy? Come on
26:35Uh-oh
26:36Uh, boss, are you there?
26:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here
26:42There it is, what's left of me
26:44Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
26:46Oh, shinko-san, you do that once more
26:48And I'm gonna put your twos under arrest
26:51All right, Roscoe, what is it? Over
26:53Uh, boss, I got them Duke boys on a body-snatching ramp
26:58And they're still toting that victim around with them
27:00You sure? You sure? Over
27:04Oh, that's a big 10-4, buddy
27:06Uh, ain't that right, Enos?
27:08Well, yes or no, sir, Sheriff
27:10Enos, Enos, while you're making up your mind, you hear?
27:14You just heard them Duke boys off at their farm
27:17Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's nice
27:19Yeah, just in case they outfogs Roscoe
27:22This probably will deal
27:23Over
27:23That hurts too quick
27:26You little pelican hook
27:28Mm, mm, mm
27:30Yeah, you read me, boy
27:32I sure do, Mr. Hogg
27:33I'm gone
27:34He's gone, that leaves Roscoe
27:39Let's get rid of me
27:41Up here at Miller's Creek Grove
27:42Take the right-hand fork
27:43There wasn't no way none of this here thing
27:45So I had some bridges still out
27:46It's a great plan here, Luke
28:02The road's ended up ahead and Roscoe's still behind us
28:04Look, just let him draw alongside
28:06Say, how deep you reckon that water is down there?
28:33Oh, about deep enough to give him a ring around the collar
28:36Come on, let's ditch his head
28:37Yeah
28:38Come on, let's ditch his head
28:39Yeah
28:40With half of Hazard's law force threading water
29:04And the other half waiting for him to show up at the farm
29:07Well, that left one spot the boys could leave the body
29:10Without being caught in the act
29:12Father, it's a plant outside of the ground
29:14Don't need to know you
29:15Bash, врag Through theIDE
29:16With him
29:18Unолог, you
29:20Scheode
29:20bli
29:21Blendy
29:22Blame
29:23Bl ende
29:25Blame
29:26Blame
29:26Blame
29:27Coe
29:27Blame
29:28Blame
29:28Blame
29:28Blame
29:29Blame
29:30Blame
29:30Blame
29:31Blame
29:32Blame
29:33Blame
29:34Blame
29:35Blame
29:36Blame
29:36Blame
29:37Blame
29:38Blame
29:38Blame
29:39Blame
29:40Blame
29:40Blame
29:40Blame
29:41Blame
29:42Blame
29:42Oh, J.D. Hogg here.
30:06Uh, boss, uh, this is Roscoe.
30:09Yeah, Roscoe. All right, all right. Start whining.
30:12I got some good news and I got some bad news.
30:15I'll give you some bad news first.
30:17The Duke boys gave me the slip,
30:19but the good news is they left the body here in my office.
30:25And he's in real trouble.
30:27Not as much trouble as you'll be in
30:28if you don't get him in his pint box
30:30out here to the boss nest in a hurry, you hear me?
30:33What do you want me to do that for?
30:35Ah, Roscoe, you don't know grits from shoe polish, do you?
30:39Just do it, ask no questions, and keep your big mouth shut.
30:44Enos, Enos, this is J.D. Hogg talking.
30:47Are you out there in the police?
30:49Sure am, Mr. Hogg.
30:50Standing guard right here at the Duke farm.
30:53I ain't seen hiding her hair for anybody.
30:55Mr. Hogg, you better make that sitting guard.
30:57Yeah, well, I don't care if you're standing guard,
31:01squatting guard, or sleeping guard.
31:03You just get your butt out here to the boss nest
31:06for a special duty assignment.
31:08You hear me? Over and out.
31:10Yes, sir, I'm gone.
31:11Now I'm going to do something to your little face.
31:26Hehehehe.
31:27Hehehehe.
31:32Yeah.
31:35Jesus.
31:36Hey.
31:37Oh, shit.
31:37There y'all, Roscoe.
31:42Yeah, I'm right here.
31:43Oh, and here it is.
31:45Right here.
31:46That pouring box.
31:48All right.
31:48Now, this goes right over there in that jeep.
31:52You follow?
31:53Then I'm going to go phone the Duke boys.
31:54You don't know where them Duke boys are at.
31:57Of course I do.
31:58And you want to know how?
32:00How?
32:00Because when the Duke boys know that we don't know where they're at,
32:02they always go where we know they wouldn't go.
32:04Because they figure we'd never go there.
32:06And that's exactly where they're at now.
32:09You follow?
32:12I'm trying.
32:14They go.
32:16At the Duke farm.
32:18No, no, that's where they're at.
32:19Of course it is.
32:20What are you doing there?
32:22The jeep!
32:23You said the father.
32:24Oh, the jeep!
32:26The box!
32:28And when you don't need it,
32:30take two airspins and lie down
32:32in a very dark place.
32:37You want to just darken his place.
32:40Oh, sorry.
32:41And while everyone was running in circles,
32:46that construction equipment
32:47kept cutting a straight path
32:48to Henry's empty grave.
32:50When I got that tattoo number,
32:52I...
32:52Oh, thank you.
32:54I called the FBI and the Social Security,
32:56but they didn't have it on their file.
32:57I'm sorry, Jesse,
32:59but what'd you expect me to do?
33:00Wait and take his fingerprints?
33:02Well, if you'd waited
33:02and took your medicine from boss a year ago
33:05like you're supposed to,
33:06we wouldn't be in this fix now.
33:08Now, there was an anchor in that tattoo.
33:10Did you call an 80?
33:10I called the Navy and the Marines
33:12and the...
33:13I'll get that.
33:15The Air Corps and...
33:17to a man.
33:17They said they'd get back to me.
33:21Hello, Jesse Duke here.
33:23It's J.D. Hogg, Jesse.
33:25J.D.
33:25What you doing calling now?
33:28That mortgage money ain't due
33:29for two, three weeks now.
33:31It ain't the mortgage, Jesse.
33:33It's the bail money.
33:34Bail money?
33:35Yeah, for a certain member
33:37of your family
33:37whom I'm having arrested
33:39on a charge of body stuff.
33:40That's him.
33:41Well, now, you know
33:42you ain't got
33:43one spick of evidence
33:45against Bo and Luke.
33:47Oh, who said anything
33:48about them two?
33:50No.
33:50I mean, the Bo's nest
33:51looking at the guilty party.
33:54Daisy!
33:55Daisy!
33:58This thing's got more turns
34:00than a bucket of worms.
34:01Framing Daisy for possession
34:08of the body
34:09was just the beginning
34:10of Boss's plan.
34:11Sounds like Boss
34:12got us over barrel this time.
34:13Now, wait a minute.
34:14There ain't no way
34:14we're gonna let her take the rap
34:15just to save us from something.
34:17There ain't no way
34:18I'm gonna let you boys
34:19take the rap
34:20for this old rap-a...
34:21They're here.
34:27It's gone.
34:28Both of them is gone.
34:29They're here.
34:59Henry and Gail
35:02was so set
35:03on getting Daisy
35:04out of trouble
35:04that they were nearly
35:05to the Boar's nest
35:06before Bo and Luke
35:07caught up with it.
35:16Now, just what
35:17do you two think
35:18you're doing?
35:18I'm going to see Boss
35:20and confess my sins.
35:22Now, look,
35:22we don't want to get
35:23in the middle of your
35:23making amends,
35:24but can't you just wait
35:25until Uncle Jesse
35:26gets that call back
35:26from Washington?
35:27There's still a chance
35:28that body might be
35:29identified.
35:30Push!
35:30Let's go!
35:32I sure am sorry
35:33Daisy had to arrest
35:34you for body-snatching.
35:35Well, that's the silliest
35:36thing I ever heard
35:37tell us.
35:38Well, in the Boar's nest
35:39is all I can do
35:40to keep the live bodies
35:41from snatching at me.
35:42That's beside the point.
35:43Bo, Luke,
35:44now, before you get
35:45your dandruff up,
35:46now, I'm arresting her
35:47because she's guilty.
35:48See, the law
35:49definitely states
35:50that anybody
35:50that has an unidentified
35:52body on their property
35:53is guilty of snatching it.
35:54Now, and I'm asking you,
35:56is that a body
35:57or is that a body?
35:58Hmm?
35:59Roscoe, I think you need
36:00to go out and get
36:00some new glasses.
36:01I don't wear glasses.
36:03Maybe you should.
36:05Yeah, well,
36:06I don't need glasses
36:07to see this body.
36:09Well, I reckon
36:13that explains everything.
36:15Can we let Daisy go now?
36:16Unless you both want
36:17false arrests on your record.
36:19All right, you can go,
36:20but hang around.
36:23So far,
36:24Boss's plan to frame Daisy
36:26was as flat as last week's bid,
36:28which he was still selling
36:29at a premium price.
36:30Oh!
36:31Oh!
36:31Oh!
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh!
36:32Hey!
36:33Oh!
36:34Oh!
36:34Oh!
36:35Hey!
36:37Oh, you!
36:39That's my convertible,
36:43not a hearse!
36:45Come on the way, boss!
36:46Come on the way!
36:48You just don't stay in there,
36:49numbskull!
36:50Get that box out of there!
36:51And put it in there!
36:53He he he!
36:54It's Jesse's big club!
36:55Ha ha ha!
36:56Yeah!
36:57He he he he!
36:58Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Oh!
37:00Oh!
37:00Oh!
37:00Oh!
37:00Oh!
37:01Oh!
37:01Oh!
37:01Oh!
37:01Oh!
37:01Oh!
37:02Oh!
37:02Oh!
37:03Oh!
37:03Oh!
37:03Oh!
37:03Oh!
37:03Oh!
37:04Oh!
37:04Oh!
37:05Oh!
37:05Oh!
37:05Oh!
37:06Oh!
37:07Oh!
37:08Oh!
37:09Oh!
37:10Oh!
37:10Oh!
37:11Oh!
37:11Here we go!
37:12Oh!
37:12Oh!
37:13Oh!
37:14Hope you never get here!
37:14Oh!
37:15Oh!
37:15Oh!
37:16Oh!
37:16Oh!
37:17Oh!
37:17Oh!
37:17Oh!
37:18Hey, now, who's captain's going on?
37:18You put it on mine, Daisy!
37:20Oh!
37:20Oh!
37:21Oh!
37:21Oh, Daisy!
37:22Oh!
37:23Oh!
37:23Oh!
37:24Oh, Daisy!
37:24Say, you know something?
37:25I had my information all wrong, which let you off the hook!
37:28What I mean is, that body wasn't in your Jeep after all!
37:33Shoot, boss, that's what I've been trying to tell you all along.
37:35Yeah, it's in your Uncle Jesse's pickup truck.
37:41I knew it!
37:42I knew it!
37:43Which means your Uncle Jesse is the guilty party.
37:47You're guilty, guilty.
37:48Well, this I gotta see.
37:49All right, come on, I'll show you.
37:50Come on, show it.
37:51What's in me?
37:52Just get on.
37:53Out here.
37:54Oh, what?
37:55Where is it?
37:56What?
37:57Gee!
38:00Actually, the corpse weren't that far away,
38:02considering where Henry left it
38:03before he and Gail took off in the pickup.
38:06Boss, I don't see no sign of no evidence.
38:08Evidence?
38:09Shoot, I don't even see the pickup truck.
38:11Well, I can tell you there's something underhanded
38:12that's going on right here
38:14because I personally put that box,
38:17saw that box in your Uncle Jesse's pickup truck over there.
38:21Now, somehow I got a feeling
38:22that ain't gonna hold up in court, boss.
38:25He's right, Sheriff.
38:26If there ain't no corporates, there can't be no delective.
38:28No, no.
38:29Somebody around here knows more than he says.
38:44I got a saying for it so rudely interrupted.
38:47Bottoms up.
38:47Amen.
38:48There you go.
38:49All right, you, you dang dukes.
38:53You, you just hold it right there.
38:55Now, you're under arrest.
38:57Enos, what the heck are you doing
38:59slurping up buttermilk with these criminals?
39:01Roxwell, you're beginning to sound like a broken record.
39:03Now, I just told you a few minutes ago
39:05the body is not in my cheek.
39:07No, of course it isn't.
39:08I just put it, uh,
39:09and I just found it in the General Lee.
39:12Now, I'm serious.
39:13Now, I want you to get up real slow
39:15because you're not gonna trick me again.
39:17We wouldn't think of it, Roscoe.
39:19No, but I would.
39:20No, you would.
39:23Get up here, don't be dumb shit.
39:38Well, anybody else on the bed?
39:43Where'd they go?
39:47Come on, you!
40:03Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in!
40:06Hey, Sam, wait up!
40:12Now, come on!
40:13Move it, move it!
40:14Move it, move it, move it!
40:33Here's a lot of sheep calling a shepherd.
40:34Now, we're heading down Highway 7
40:36with a pine box in the trunk
40:37and a pack of woodpeckers on our tail.
40:39Now, what's next?
40:40Come back.
40:40Now, get that pine box over
40:42to the Veteran Cemetery as quick as possible.
40:44I'll meet you there.
40:46Well, how are we gonna do that, shepherd?
40:48Especially since a certain old swindler
40:49happens to have you a pickin'.
40:51You better have him meet me there, too.
40:53Don't worry about me.
40:56I'll be taking the shortcut over land.
40:58The bulldozer driver was Jesse's third cousin
41:26by a marriage.
41:27In other words, it didn't take too much
41:28yuckin' and jivin' to get his cooperation.
41:31He just plumb walked off the job.
41:33Get out of the way!
41:55Get out of the way!
41:57Daisy said you was over here.
42:09Well, get a shovel and start diggin',
42:11you old sidewinder.
42:13I'll bury you before the boss does.
42:19Come on now, will ya?
42:20Now, that's...
42:32Roscoe, Roscoe, did you see that?
42:35Them new boys, they're banning this ship.
42:38Right up ahead, can you see it, over?
42:40It don't make no difference, boss.
42:42There ain't nothin' gonna stop me
42:43from gettin' out of evidence now.
42:45I love it, I love it.
42:47I love it.
43:17Here's Daisy.
43:24Give me your hand with this box.
43:32Here we go.
43:34Get her there.
43:35Grab something. Grab a shovel.
43:42Now you get lost for a while.
43:44Girls and I will take care of this.
43:47Here.
43:48Roscoe, what do you think you are?
43:50Okay. Come on down here.
43:52Hold it, buddy. Hold it right there.
43:54I'm coming right down.
43:56Look out.
43:58Watch this, baby.
44:03Hold up.
44:03Hold on.
44:05Thanks a lot for stopping, partner.
44:06All right, you dokes.
44:23You're under arrest.
44:25All of you.
44:25Every last one of you.
44:27Under arrest?
44:28What fur?
44:29For snatching bodies.
44:30That's what fur.
44:31Well, first of all, this here body wasn't snatched.
44:35It was claimed legal-like.
44:37And second, this here is a veteran cemetery.
44:41Well, for about ten minutes more, it is.
44:43Then it becomes a public highway.
44:46Yeah.
44:46Because, you see, there ain't no veterans buried in it.
44:51Except for equipment operator first class Jonathan Cole, serial number 646-7775.
44:59He was a CB attached to the 1st Construction Battalion.
45:03What do you think of that?
45:04You can't do, you just can't do that.
45:07Boss, we ain't doing nothing.
45:08It's the United States government.
45:09Which means hogs having acres can go plumb to...
45:12Oh.
45:14Well, I reckon we all know what I mean.
45:16You dokes.
45:17You're always interfering, ain't you?
45:19Trespassers, sticking your nose into other people's business.
45:22You can't even let a man do what he wants to do with his own swamp.
45:25Why, without that highway, our whole civilization's going down the drain.
45:31Let's go.
45:32What do you ask me?
45:33Get your car in here.
45:35I'm going to get going.
45:38You just...
45:40Since a deceased veteran had no kin, the folks of Hazard County decided to adopt him as their own personal war hero.
45:50I'm going to get your car in here.
45:52I'm going to get your car in here.
45:53I'm going to get your car in here.
45:54I'm going to get your car in here.
45:57I'm going to get your car in here.
46:01I'm going to get your car in here.
46:02So with Boss never even knowing that he was still alive, Henry Flatt finally got the chance to rest in peace, thanks to the Dukes of Hazard.
46:33guitar solo
47:03guitar solo
47:13I'm fulks, I'm fulks!
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