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00:01Tonight, on The Dukes, Jesse foils a robbery, and loses his sight.
00:07Jesse Duke's still alive, to describe me to anybody.
00:16Check, check and check.
00:18Don't check.
00:25Never mind the money!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flanding the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:30Now y'all watch, cause this one is different
01:32It all started on a Monday morning
01:34The Duke boys and Daisy were headed to town to Rue Bottom's store with a shopping list of staples
01:39And Jesse was on his way to Capital City Bank to take out a farm loan to buy some new
01:43equipment for spring planting
01:45Right along in here is where I'll lead you kids
01:48I'll see you back to the farm in a couple hours or so
01:51You boys, you'll be good, you hear?
01:53Uncle Jesse, don't you worry, cause I'm gonna keep my eye on them
01:56You see, if Vance drives one mile over 55
01:59Neither of these fellas are gonna get any of my sugar-baked ham tonight
02:03Well, that's blackmail
02:04That's right
02:07I'll see you later
02:08Bye-bye
02:09Take care
02:10Sure's a shame Uncle Jesse's gotta go all the way to Capital City for a bank loan
02:14Be a lot easier than trying to get it from Boss Hogg's bank
02:17Not with his rate of interest
02:18The Dukes are right
02:19Boss Hogg's rate of interest usually comes to more than the original loan
02:22Boss just loves money like a pig loves goobers
02:25Alright, alright Hanson, tell me what exactly are you selling?
02:29Pretend I'm a driver that goes into the many service stations that you own in this county
02:32And I say give me ten gallons please
02:37Ooh, look at that sucker fly
02:39Ten gallons, right?
02:40Right
02:41Wrong
02:41Wrong
02:42Wrong
02:43What he gets is ten ounces, not ten gallons
02:46And by the time he figures he'd been short-gassed
02:50He's too far away to complain
02:51Ooh, did you?
02:52Ooh, did you?
02:53Or he's out of gas
02:55I love it, I love it, I love it
02:56It does have a certain appeal
02:58Now tell me, how many of them little suckers you got?
03:01Two dollars and if you put them in all your service stations in a month you'll get your investment back
03:05I will
03:06Yeah, but how much of an investment you talking about?
03:08Yeah
03:08Fifty thousand for the whole truck load
03:10Fifty thousand?
03:10I'll give you ten
03:12Forty
03:12Twenty
03:13Done
03:14Fifteen now and five on delivery
03:16Fifteen now?
03:17I'll give you five
03:17Fourteen
03:18Six
03:19Thirteen
03:19Thirteen
03:20Five
03:20Eight
03:21Eleven
03:21Ten
03:22Done
03:22Oh, I just love these lengthy negotiations
03:26That was really something
03:29Oh, I love it
03:30How about the money now?
03:32Oh, the money?
03:33All right, I'll give you the money
03:34Looky here now
03:35Just happen to have a
03:37Oh, yeah
03:38Five thousand right there
03:39Ooh
03:40Let's keep stashed away, let me see
03:42Yeah, there's another five
03:44Wait a minute
03:45Ooh
03:45When do I get them?
03:46I'll give you a call and I'll tell you where and what time
03:49And Hogg got one other thing
03:50If you don't show up with other ten thousand at the exact time agreed
03:53I'll leave with the merchandise and keep this ten grand from my trouble
03:56Clear?
03:57We'll be there, handsome
03:58I ain't losing no money on this
04:00You've been cutting on this
04:01Boss
04:02I'll be talking to you
04:03Oh
04:05Yeah, you really have that one
04:07Ah
04:09Oh
04:09Only gifts
04:10Oh
04:11Just think
04:12Every month I'm gonna get to collect me a fort
04:15Oh, every month we're gonna get
04:17What do I get?
04:19Oh, you get to pump the gear
04:21Oh, I appreciate that
04:22Pump me up
04:23I'll pump you, Lord
04:26By now, Jesse had arrived in Capital City and was headed for the bank
04:46Oh, oh, here ma'am, let me help you
04:49Come inside
05:10Hey
05:10Hey
05:11Hey
05:11Hey
05:11Hey
05:11Hey
05:11Hey
05:11Hey
05:11Hey
05:11Hey
05:11Hey
05:11Hey
05:11Hey
05:17Hey
05:17That goes in
05:18Give me that
05:19He doesn't go in there.
05:20Come on.
05:24Hi, Duke farm.
05:26Yes, is this the residence of Jesse Duke?
05:28Sure is. He's my uncle.
05:30This is Dr. Talmadge at Capital City General Hospital.
05:33We have your uncle here. He's had a pretty serious accident.
05:36Oh, no. No.
05:38Is he all right? Is he alive?
05:41It's Uncle Jesse. He's had an accident.
05:45This is Vance Duke. Who's this? What happened?
05:47Yes, this is Dr. Talmadge.
05:49I'm afraid Mr. Duke was accosted by a couple of thieves
05:52and he took a severe blow to the head.
05:54How bad has he hurt, though?
05:54Well, he's got a pretty bad concussion.
05:56I'm afraid it's affected his eyesight.
05:58He can't see?
05:58He can't see.
06:00No, I'm afraid not, but we're still making tests.
06:03Look, we'll get the rest from you later. We're on our way now.
06:04Come on.
06:13Oh, boy.
06:16Nice haul, Parker.
06:18Hey, these pearls alone must be worth, what, 15, 20 grand?
06:21At least.
06:22You've done good, boy. We've done good.
06:24Yeah, we did good, except for that old man getting a good look at me.
06:26He could pick me out of a mug book for sure.
06:29Yeah, if he's alive. That old coot hit his head pretty hard back there.
06:31Yeah, well, he better not be alive.
06:37Yes, sir.
06:38The Dukes are driving to reach Capital City and their Uncle Jesse as the crow flies.
06:42And they're going over, under, around, and through every cross-country shortcut
06:46that they've known since they were kids.
07:13We've got no time for him. Go fast.
07:20McCoy, Vance, Stacy.
07:22Let's don't go ahead and resist the rest of the little speed ticket now.
07:25Pull over. Please.
07:27Sorry, Enos, we can't do that.
07:29See, Uncle Jesse's just had a serious accident.
07:31The doctor told us it's affecting his eyesight.
07:33We're on our way to the hospital now.
07:35Oh, no, not Uncle Jesse.
07:37Listen, I'm going with y'all, fellas.
07:39That way you won't have no trouble with the law in Capital City.
07:41Thanks, Enos. We can make better time in the general.
07:44Besides, you're on duty now. We don't want to get you in trouble, Grosco.
07:47All right, Vance.
07:48Godspeed and all my prayers go away for Uncle Jesse now.
07:51Thank you, Enos. We know that.
07:55Y'all know Enos is saying a little something for Jesse right now.
08:05Hey, Coy, we can save ten minutes if we cut across through the railroad yard.
08:10Good idea, Daisy.
08:11All right, let's do it.
08:26I sure hope they don't come across no tall buildings.
08:29The latest in the swing of robberies has hospitalized Hazard County resident Jesse Duke.
08:34Blinded while trying to stop the robbers, Mr. Duke is resting comfortably.
08:37Chances that he will regain his sight are slim.
08:40That old man's still alive.
08:42But he can't see.
08:43And if he can't see, there ain't no way he can identify you, Parker.
08:47Let's get the heck out of this country like we planned.
08:50Not while this Jesse Duke's still alive.
08:53To describe me to anybody.
09:06Boy, that's something I hate to see.
09:15Oh, no, I'm the chest.
09:17Daisy, Daisy.
09:19Now, now, now, just calm down.
09:21Calm down.
09:22It matters.
09:23Look, it's gonna be...
09:23Coy, Vance?
09:24Yes, sir.
09:25We're here, too.
09:25Yes, sir.
09:26Are you hurting much?
09:27No, no, no.
09:29Oh, Jesse, what do they do to you?
09:31Now, Daisy, Daisy, just calm.
09:33It's gonna be all right.
09:34The important thing, it's only temporary.
09:36As soon as he takes these bandages off, I'm gonna be as good as new.
09:39Ain't that right, Doc?
09:40Uh, yes, of course.
09:45Now, that was for Jesse's benefit.
09:47But the doctor knew that the boys and Daisy had to be told the truth.
09:51That Jesse just might not ever see again.
09:53But we've done all we can do for him here.
09:55So you can take him home now.
09:57You have this prescription filled.
09:59See that he gets plenty of breath and no excitement.
10:03Yes, sir.
10:07Come on, Uncle Jesse, let's go home.
10:08Up for that.
10:09As soon as we get a hold of the fellow who done this to you, he's gonna wish you was
10:12never born.
10:13You can bet on that.
10:14Now, come on, kids, you get yourself all head up, and I'm gonna have to drive clear back to Hazard.
10:20Remember, you never get ahead of the fellow you're trying to get eaten with.
10:23Yes, sir.
10:24Meanwhile, boss was being told where and when to pick up that truckload of crooked gas pumps.
10:29Yeah, I got you, Hanson.
10:31Yeah, we're gonna meet at Miller's Crossroads tomorrow at four.
10:34Be sure and bring the stuff.
10:36Oh, yeah, yeah.
10:38Where's the other ten thousand?
10:39Prompt, hog.
10:40And I mean prompt.
10:41Like I said, you one minute late and I'll be gone.
10:44With the pump and with the ten grand down payment.
10:47Oh, yeah, that's clear.
10:48That's clear.
10:50I mean, when I say I'll be there at four, I'll be there at four.
10:53Bye now.
10:55Where'd he go?
10:55What?
10:56Up.
10:57Just go.
10:57Oh, come on, will you?
10:59Will, you should give me that and knock it off, will you?
11:01Mr. Holliday.
11:03Yeah, well.
11:03Oh, Enish, don't come running in here and hollering like that.
11:06Listen, why aren't you out there giving somebody a jaywalking chicken?
11:09Yeah, that's what you ought to be doing.
11:10Sorry, Sheriff.
11:10I thought you'd both want to know about the terrible thing that happened to Uncle Jesse in Capital City.
11:14What happened?
11:15He was in front of a jewelry store when it was being robbed, and they knocked him down.
11:18He hit his head on the pavement.
11:19He can't see.
11:20He's blind.
11:21Blind?
11:22Jesse Duke?
11:23Yes.
11:23My old Ridge Runnin' buddy is blind.
11:27Oscar, did you hear that?
11:28Yeah.
11:28Listen, we better get ourselves out to the Duke farm and find out if there's anything we can do to
11:32help us.
11:32I beg your pardon, Mr. Hogg, but Daisy said Uncle Jesse was told by the doctor the rest of the
11:37night.
11:37No visitors.
11:38Well, first thing tomorrow, then, yeah, we'll get out there and, I don't know, we could bring them some rhubarb
11:43pies to help cheer old Jesse up.
11:45Okay, two pieces.
11:47No, don't you get any of that, my goodness, not while Jesse's blind.
11:52Oh, my, oh, my.
11:53I never thought it.
11:54Yeah.
11:55That night at the Duke house, old Jesse just wasn't much in the mood for sleep.
11:59Could you blame him?
12:01Oh, now, dadgummit, who put that there?
12:06Oh, that's my place.
12:26I know you're there.
12:28I don't know how I know, but I know you're there.
12:30And I also know what you're thinking.
12:32And I love you for it.
12:35Flowers.
12:36Flowers and blue skies.
12:38We really don't miss these things much until we can't see them no more.
12:41But if I never see again, thank goodness I've had my share of flowers and blue skies and sunsets.
12:52Uncle Jesse, you're gonna see the flowers in the sky again.
12:56Doctor said you would for sure.
12:58That's right, he wouldn't lie about a thing like that.
13:00Well, now, listen, with or without me, you've got a farm to run here and take care of, so you
13:05better get to bed and get yourself some sleep.
13:07All right.
13:07Uncle Jesse.
13:10You're gonna be fine, Uncle Jesse.
13:13Oh, I know that, I know that.
13:15Now, listen, you better run on to bed.
13:40Please, God.
13:43Jesse's a good man.
13:45One of the best there is.
13:48He's never hurt his soul.
13:52And if you can find it in your goodness to give him back, his eyes to see with.
14:00Well, you'll be doing one of the finest things you've ever done.
14:05God, hear me.
14:07Please hear me.
14:15Amen.
14:18Amen.
14:25The jewel robbery that took place was seen by Jesse Duke.
14:29He has told police that he will be able to identify the crooks as soon as he gets his sight
14:33back.
14:35Uncle Jesse sounds like a real hero.
14:37Sounds to me like a real sitting duck.
14:39Hey, will you two keep your voices down?
14:41Uncle Jesse's still asleep.
14:43What do you mean by him sounding like a sitting duck?
14:46If the fellow Uncle Jesse saw is reading this same paper, he might have his own ideas about trying to
14:50shut Uncle Jesse up.
14:51Permanently.
14:52We better call the state police and get him some protection.
14:54I already thought of that.
14:56By the time they get here, it's going to be too late.
14:57We've got to get him out of here today, ourselves.
15:01You're right, partner.
15:02We best take him someplace else for a while.
15:03If he'll go.
15:05Listen, fellas, you know how prideful Uncle Jesse is about running from trouble.
15:09We've got to do what's best for him, whether he likes it or not.
15:12Good morning.
15:13Good morning.
15:14No, no, wait.
15:15Hey, hey, everybody just stay where they are.
15:18I can take care of myself.
15:20I've been walking through this old house long before you was born.
15:26How are you this morning?
15:27All right, how are you?
15:28Good, good, good.
15:29Sleep well?
15:31Mmm, ham pancakes next.
15:34My favorite.
15:36Vance was right.
15:38That fellow that Jesse said that he could identify had read the same newspaper story
15:42and was now out to find where he could locate Jesse Duke and put him out of the way.
15:51Hello, Dick Farm?
15:53Uh, yes, he is.
15:55Okay, hold on.
15:56Uncle Jesse, it's a reporter from Nashville who wants to talk to you.
16:00Here you go.
16:02Uh, hello, Jesse Duke here.
16:05Uh, what can I do for you?
16:06Uh-huh, well, sir, you're quite the celebrity here, and my editor was wondering whether or not you'd be willing
16:11to give me an interview and an exclusive layout with you and your family.
16:15My photographer-in-mate could be there as early as tomorrow.
16:18I think me and my family have had about all the excitement we can stand.
16:22So if it's all the same to you, I think I'll just pass on your nice offer.
16:25Thank you very much.
16:26Maybe another time.
16:27All right, Will.
16:28Thank you, anyway, and good luck to you.
16:29Bye-bye.
16:34He's there.
16:35Let's go and get him.
16:36Parker, let's forget this.
16:37No, Rick, we're going, and that's final.
16:39Daisy, you did yourself right and proud with that breakfast.
16:47Well, Uncle Jesse, what do you say you take a ride into town with us?
16:51Me, like this?
16:52Why?
16:53Well, uh, Koi and me promised Mr. Ruebottom we were going to help him restock his shelves.
16:57You know, we can use the extra chore money.
16:59That's right.
17:00And I have to go get ready for a special party at the boar's nest, Uncle Jesse.
17:03Well, why don't you kids just go on and do what you got to do?
17:05Well, there's no way we can leave you alone in your condition.
17:07Suppose you fall or something.
17:09Well, like, just get up.
17:10Now, now, go on.
17:11Do what you got to do.
17:13It's final, Uncle Jesse.
17:15You're coming with us.
17:16Now, here's your hat, and we're going to leave right now.
17:19Come on, be like a family out.
17:21All right.
17:32Now, what are we going to be doing while you're restocking Ruebottom's shelves?
17:36Whittle in my thumb?
17:37We ain't exactly going to Mr. Ruebottom, I'm guessing.
17:40Where are we going?
17:41You see, I thought those two thieves were going to come back.
17:43Not in just a minute.
17:44One at a time, please.
17:46Sorry we had a lot for you, Uncle Jesse, but it's the only way we can get you to go
17:49with us.
17:50Sometimes you got to do things for those you love.
17:52Even if it means stretching the truth, I might.
17:54Hey, Uncle Jesse.
17:55There ain't nobody that loves you like we do.
17:58I know that.
18:01All right.
18:02You got me out in the...
18:03Now then, where are you going to hide me?
18:05You going to put me on one of Ruebottom's shelves behind you?
18:07Pickles and the tomato ketchup?
18:10Not exactly.
18:11I do have a place in mind, though.
18:12I don't need Boss Hogg to agree to it.
18:17Now then, Roscoe.
18:19Uh-huh.
18:19Uh, when Hanson hands us over them phony gas pumps...
18:22Oh, I meant to say that is when Hanson phones in that he's got them new gas pumps for us.
18:30I want you to have them placed, two each, on my gas stations near the main highway here, here, here,
18:37and here.
18:37You hear?
18:37Uh, that's check, check, check, and check.
18:40No checks.
18:41Oh, no, no, no.
18:42You tell them gas pumpers to accept only cash.
18:44Oh, well, that's a big check.
18:45No, no.
18:46Big checks are small checks.
18:47Not even credit cards.
18:48I want cash on the barrel here.
18:50Well, I didn't mean check.
18:51Whatever you mean.
18:52Oh, Jesse.
18:53Hello, J.D.
18:54Oh, Jesse.
18:54Jesse.
18:55How you doing?
18:56Goodness sakes, alive.
18:58We were just going to come out in a little bit to the farm to see you.
19:02Yeah.
19:02Bring you some pies.
19:03Two pieces.
19:04Two pieces.
19:05Jesse, we can't tell you how sorry we feel, you know, with you getting your eyeballs scuffed like that.
19:10That's the gospel, Uncle Jesse.
19:11Well, don't get all riled up.
19:12You know, it ain't like it's the end of the world or nothing.
19:15Yeah, but if there's anything you want, Jesse, I mean, anything at all, you just name it.
19:19Yeah.
19:20As a matter of fact, there is, boss.
19:21We'd like you and Roscoe and Enos to help protect Uncle Jesse.
19:24Protect him?
19:24Uh, oh, from what?
19:26We're afraid those fellows Uncle Jesse saw might come after him.
19:29All right.
19:30Uh, listen.
19:30The jail downstairs is the safest place I know.
19:33Yeah.
19:33So, Roscoe, you put Jesse in the best cell we got.
19:37You bet.
19:38Jesse, you just put your wrist out here.
19:40Come on, boss.
19:40Not a cell.
19:41No, that's not what we had in mind, boss.
19:43We was figuring on you letting Uncle Jesse share the comforts of your very own home.
19:46And that'd be even safer.
19:47My home?
19:48Uh, well, I don't know.
19:51Now, listen, boss.
19:52I seem to remember a time when us dukes put you up when you had trouble.
19:55I remember that.
19:57Yeah, I remember that.
19:58Would you two hush up, please?
19:59Uh-huh.
20:00Yeah, I remember that, too.
20:03All right, Jesse, my old friend.
20:05My home is your home.
20:07Yeah, would you please?
20:08And besides, Lula's away in Decatur visiting her sister, Hortense, so you can use her bedroom.
20:14It's got its own kitchen and walk-in refrigerator.
20:21Uh...
20:22And here comes the bad boys, getting closer, faster to the dukes.
20:27All right, Jesse, come on into the dining room, then.
20:29Now, I want you to sit down in my own private chair.
20:33Roscoe, do the honor.
20:34Uh-huh.
20:34Sit down.
20:35Okay.
20:36Not you!
20:37Not me!
20:37Oh, Jesse, of course.
20:39There you go, Jesse.
20:40Jesse's here down there.
20:41And you're sitting right at my own dining table, too.
20:43Oh, yeah.
20:44And I'm gonna get you something to eat.
20:46Oh, good.
20:46But first, I want to tell you this funny story I just heard.
20:51It's about old Blue.
20:52No, it ain't.
20:53Oh, wait a minute.
20:54Well, that's my favorite.
20:55That's nice of us and Roscoe to try and cheer Uncle Jesse up.
20:58Sure.
20:58Yeah.
20:59You know, I'd still like to get my hands on them fellas that done that to them.
21:02And, you know, if they're thinking about coming after them, maybe we best get back to the farm and wait
21:05on them.
21:06Well, we still don't know that's really where they're headed.
21:09You know, that phone call Uncle Jesse got from Nashville might just tell us something.
21:12It seems awful strange that a reporter from Nashville is going to be that curious about a robbery.
21:16It's so far from home.
21:17Wait a minute.
21:18What you're saying is that reporter fellow that called wasn't really a reporter?
21:21I'm sure can't find out.
21:23You're getting to be an expert.
21:25Boss?
21:26Boss?
21:27Can I use your phone?
21:28Oh, my phone?
21:29Uh, I, uh, I gotta call the pharmacy and check on Uncle Jesse's medication.
21:33Oh, for his medication.
21:34Yeah, go right ahead.
21:35Now I'm gonna tell you a real knee slapper.
21:37Oh, they're no stopping you, huh?
21:39Old Blue.
21:40See, Old Blue had this little...
21:42Hi, Gus, this here's Vance Duke.
21:44Did we get any calls today from Nashville?
21:45Anyhow, besides, I've heard it a million times, and third and left...
21:49Thanks a lot, Cussie.
21:52Call came from Capital City.
21:54And then we're just checking to see if Uncle Jesse was there, huh?
21:57Well, he ain't where sure gonna be.
21:59Honey, I want you to stay here with Uncle Jesse, all right?
22:01No way.
22:02I gotta score to settle with those guys, too.
22:04All right, come on.
22:05Derek, you think so?
22:06You didn't find it that funny, did you?
22:08Uncle Jesse?
22:09Uncle Jesse?
22:10Yeah.
22:10Since you're all having such a good time, Coy and me and Daisy figured we'd head on back
22:13to the farm.
22:14Now, if this whole thing is a false alarm, might as well get some chores done.
22:17We'll check back with you later.
22:18You take care of Uncle Jesse, you hear?
22:20Yeah, come right back.
22:21You're gonna take too long, I hope.
22:22Hey, listen to this one.
22:23This is about a cat.
22:25You know, a long-haired cat.
22:26Oh, he don't want to hear about cats.
22:35Meanwhile, them fellas was getting closer and closer to the Duke farm.
22:42You all sit there?
22:43Looks like it.
22:44The connection's up front.
22:46Vance, Coy, and Daisy were setting a trap to catch them jewel thieves when they came through
22:50the Duke porch door, complete with a decoy of Uncle Jesse sitting and waiting.
23:04We're all set.
23:06Well, he ain't Uncle Jesse's twin brother, but he'll have to do.
23:10What now?
23:11We're waiting.
23:19If that farmer's direction was right, that must be the Duke farm there.
23:25You see anything yet?
23:26Nothing yet.
23:26How about you?
23:27No, nothing.
23:28Wait a minute.
23:29Here they come.
23:42Come on, get ready.
23:49All right.
24:00Dang it.
24:01Let's get out of here.
24:12There they go, Vance.
24:14Hey, Coy, Vance.
24:15Go tell them when they help, y'all.
24:20Sorry, yes, we gotta go.
24:22Hey, wait, Joe.
24:27Coy, Vance.
24:27Wait a minute, ma'am.
24:32Hey, no, wait.
24:33Hey, yo, wait.
24:38Hey, yo, wait.
24:58Me now.
24:58They're still coming.
24:59Push it!
25:05They mean business.
25:07Now, Bench, boy, Daisy, it ain't right for you to freak me acting like bitchy ladies now.
25:12This is the job for the law.
25:13No way, Ennis.
25:14We brought those guys personally for what they did to Uncle Jesse.
25:17That gun's slowing us down, partner.
25:18Any ideas?
25:19Jump this creek a mile up ahead and cut them off.
25:21Do it.
25:22Good idea, except for one thing.
25:24A traffic jam at the Hazard Mobile Home Park built this morning.
25:27Get on it.
25:34We can't make the court.
25:35Yes, we can.
25:39Boy, howdy.
25:40I sure hope there's a gentle breeze behind him.
26:00Holy, this is going to be a long time paying for that.
26:14Oh, gon' it.
26:15Ain't no way to catch a creek on three wheels.
26:18Ennis, are you all right, honey?
26:19I'm okay, Daisy.
26:20Fellas, why don't I go on ahead and see if I can catch up with them farmers?
26:23I'll give you two to for due, okay?
26:24All right, thanks, Daisy.
26:25Let's see you with Uncle Jesse back at Boss's house.
26:27Okay.
26:27Come out, fix the stock.
26:28Get the truck.
26:30Got a lug wrench?
26:33Meanwhile, them fellas have got smart and doubled back to the Duke farm for another crack at getting Jesse.
26:39Dang!
26:40How do we find that old man now?
26:41We are going to search every inch of hazard and find that orange car, because when we do, it's going
26:47to lead us directly to the real old man.
26:51First, we better ditch our wheels.
26:52Come on.
27:12Jesse, meanwhile, was being wined and dined by Boss, who was still worried about getting to Miller's Crossroads in time
27:19to pick up them crooked gas pumps.
27:21Roscoe, where are you?
27:24Listen, in 45 minutes, we've got to meet Hanson at Miller's Crossroads to pick up them phony gas pumps.
27:31Well, I tell you, you go out there, and I'll stay here and take care of Jesse.
27:34No, no, no, I can't do that.
27:35You can't?
27:35No, because I wouldn't trust Hanson unless I had one of my own men with me.
27:39Well, I don't blame you. Listen, I'll go and you stay here.
27:43Oh, I can't do that.
27:44What?
27:44Well, I don't trust you to do anything right alone.
27:47Oh.
27:49I got to get my gas pumps or I'm going to lose $10,000.
27:54Oh, eat up, Jesse. Eat up.
27:57Eat up.
27:58Chomp away there, ditches.
28:00Well, now, them fellas ditched their car and stole themselves another one, just like they said they'd do.
28:04And after covering most of Hazard County with no sign of the general, they went straight to town.
28:12Rick, look.
28:13There.
28:14That's it.
28:14That's them.
28:17All right, pull over.
28:19The boys and Daisy figured that by parking the general far enough away from Boss's house,
28:24nobody would think of looking for Jesse in there.
28:27But trouble was just dogging their trade.
28:39My bet is the old man's in there.
28:43Yeah, and that patrol car tells me there's a sheriff in there, too.
28:46We'll wait.
28:48I want that old man.
28:50We ended up having a flat tire and had to pull over.
28:52So Enos took off after him, but we ain't heard from him yet.
28:55Well, the important thing is that you kids are all right.
28:58Now, it was dang foolishness to go up against somebody with a gun, I've told you.
29:02Well, you're right, you're right, Jesse.
29:03And listen, I got a great idea.
29:05Why don't you, Dukes, all relax and have a nice discussion about what happened.
29:08You can help yourself to anything you want.
29:10Not you.
29:12And Roscoe and me has got to take care of some business we don't want to be late for.
29:15Goodbye, now.
29:16We'll see you later.
29:17We're in fence, Daisy.
29:18Y'all out there, this is Enos.
29:19Come back.
29:20Go ahead, Enos.
29:21Listen, I found those vomits' car.
29:23It's over here in Walden's Willows.
29:24I don't see hiding the hair of those guys, though.
29:26I just thought you'd like to know, okay?
29:28Well, thanks, Enos.
29:29We're on our way.
29:30No, no, no.
29:31There might be something in that car to help us find those dudes.
29:32Come on.
29:33Wait a minute.
29:34No, no, no, don't go.
29:36Don't go, don't go.
29:37They win.
29:38I know.
29:39Okay.
29:40And I think I've only got ten minutes left.
29:42Ten minutes?
29:42No, look at this.
29:44Nine minutes.
29:45Nine minutes for a very important business appointment.
30:03Jesse, I guess it's no secret that Roscoe and me got to be somewhere in seven minutes.
30:08Oh, and we'd better, or I stand to lose $10,000.
30:12So you wouldn't mind, would you, if he left you alone for a teensy-weensy, itty-bitty little while?
30:17J.D., a fella's got to do what he's got to do, even if it's crookeder than a corkscrew.
30:21You go right ahead.
30:22Oh, thank you, Jesse.
30:23I knew you'd understand.
30:25Come on, Roscoe.
30:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
30:28Oh, looky, looky, looky, looky.
30:28Here.
30:29Oh, oh, oh.
30:30Jesse, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
30:32I'm going to leave this here CB set right in front of you.
30:35Here.
30:36You feel that?
30:37Oh, yeah.
30:38Oh, here.
30:38Let me help you with this microphone.
30:40Now, if you need anything, just holler.
30:43Yeah.
30:45But for the time being, we got to go.
30:47Well, J.D., will you just go?
30:49Yeah.
30:50All right, we're going.
30:51We're going.
30:51Come on.
30:52We got five minutes to get to the crossroads.
30:55All right, come on.
30:56Come on, let's go.
30:57I got five minutes.
30:58All right.
30:59We got to get out there.
31:04Well, I'll beat.
31:05Just a minute, Jerry.
31:06He's going to be right there.
31:06What are you doing?
31:10If that old man is in there, this is going to be easier than I thought.
31:15Go get the car.
31:16Bring her on the front.
31:16Meet me inside.
31:33Koi?
31:34Vance?
31:37J.D.?
31:39Did you fellas change your mind?
31:40No, sir.
31:41I'm not exactly one of your friends.
31:42I'll give you a guess, though.
31:43If you got blonde hair, the blue eyes of a wild dog, and a scar on your left cheek, I
31:49don't
31:49have to guess.
31:50You're the scum of the earth.
31:51Yep.
31:51Right on the money.
31:52You got it, Pop.
31:54And that's why you're going to have to come along with me right now.
31:57You see, because I believe you got too darn good a memory.
32:01Did you get the car?
32:02Yeah, the car's out front.
32:03Good.
32:04We're going to do it now.
32:05Come on, old man.
32:06You're going with us.
32:11Shepardalashie, shepardalashie, mayday, mayday.
32:13Dad!
32:19Shepardalashie, mayday.
32:26What about your 10,000 simonions?
32:29Oh, yeah.
32:29What about your 10,000 simonions?
32:31Oh, yeah.
32:31All right.
32:32All right.
32:33Never mind the money.
32:34Go back.
32:34Go back.
32:35Go back.
32:36Oh, well.
32:43Come on.
32:44Go.
32:44Where's this?
32:45Uncle Jesse?
33:02Get in there.
33:02Get in there.
33:04Get in there.
33:06Get in there.
33:16Don't hit the wall.
33:20Come on, Lupin, you don't get us out of here, will you?
33:23Well, I'm trying, but there's too much weight.
33:25Come on, faster, faster, will you?
33:28Wait, wait.
33:30Well, what's my being fair, Cotter?
33:31It ain't too fat.
33:33It's all this water.
33:34Oh, I get it.
33:35Come on, come on.
33:41Stop, stop it, stop it.
33:43Where do you think you're going?
33:43Just wait a minute.
33:44I got to get on the CB.
33:45Hey, this is J.D. Hogg, calling any of your Dukes out there.
33:49Over.
33:50We're here all right, boss.
33:51What the heck did you let happen to Uncle Jesse?
33:52Boss told the Dukes about him and Roscoe leaving Jesse alone and what happened.
33:56Listen, I swear to you that nobody's sorrier for what happened than me.
34:01Never mind, boss.
34:02We know you meant no harm to come to Uncle Jesse.
34:04We can still use your help, though.
34:05And did you see which way that car was headed?
34:07Well, not to precisely know her, but they was driving a brown car,
34:11and we lost them just as they was headed out of town,
34:14because Roscoe here had to give us both a beer.
34:17All right, then.
34:18We'll take the mountain roads.
34:19Venus, you take the valley roads.
34:21Roscoe, I want you and boss to take the ridge roads.
34:23We're gone.
34:25Now, finding that car with Jesse was going to be hard as finding a flea in a grain salad.
34:31Because where them fellas was taking Jesse could be anywhere.
35:20Oh, watch your head.
35:25Look at that.
35:27Right on here.
35:27Are you going to do it in the cave?
35:28No, no, no, no. Right here is just fine.
35:31Now, if you've got a quick, and I mean a quick prayer to say, old man, I believe now's the
35:35time.
35:37I'd like to get a hold of them fellas, wouldn't you, just one time.
35:45I am sorry about this, Mr. Deke.
35:47Oh, I bet you are. Don't he get a chance to say a few last words?
35:51Sure you do, Pop. I just told you. Say whatever you like.
35:54How's about, uh, goodbye?
35:59Come on out of there, Pop. You ain't going anywhere.
36:02Besides, I'd like to see what I'm shooting at.
36:05This damn cave got another way out? Somewhere on the other side, maybe?
36:08I don't know. We didn't look.
36:10Come on, let's go.
36:19Oh, dear Lord. Please don't let nothing happen up with you, Chesa.
36:31Well, let's spread out. We couldn't have gotten too far.
36:36And they was right again.
36:38Jesse didn't go far. He just played a little possum in the dark.
36:51There you are.
36:52What Jesse was aiming to do, if he could find it,
36:55was get to the CBO net car and call for help.
36:58Dang! Dang, no radio!
37:20All right, Rick. Let's move it.
37:22Where are you?
37:24I need two more.
37:25Let's see a double-back.
37:30Let's head on over to the car.
37:38Enos and Boss and Roscoe are combing the county, looking for Jesse.
37:52Oh, dang it.
37:54Now, will you look what that old geyser did?
37:56You must have missed him in the cave.
37:57That's enough of the old man, Parker.
37:59Forget him.
38:00I say we try and fix this dang mess and get out of here before he brings the whole law
38:03down on us.
38:04You mean to tell me that you think you can fix this hunk of spaghetti?
38:08I know cars pretty good. I can try.
38:11Yeah, well, then go ahead and try and fix it.
38:13Anyway, an old blind man out there alone won't stand much of a chance.
38:17Besides, if he does make his way back,
38:20ain't no way he's gonna lead anybody to where we are.
38:23That fella just might be right.
38:26It's hard enough for somebody with two good eyes and a smart dog
38:29to find their way through the hazard woods.
38:41Jesse's gotta be out here somewhere.
38:44But where? Where? Where is he?
38:46We're gonna find him.
38:48We just gotta.
38:53That was quicksand.
38:55Only an old ridge runner with educated feet could have known that.
39:04Roscoe, Venus, this here's Van Stooke.
39:06We're gonna swing up on the Devil's Ridge.
39:07Maybe we can spot something from up there.
39:16Not that way, Jesse.
39:18That, friends, is what is known as Country Radar.
39:27Coy, Vance, and Daisy reached Devil's Ridge,
39:29which overlooked most of Hazard County.
39:31Right now, if you see anything, anything at all, give a yell.
39:41Well, finally, Jesse got to what he was hoping to find,
39:44a clearing in the woods.
39:45He could tell by the wind on his face.
39:56Now, Jesse could do what he wanted to do
39:58without fear of burning down the trees
40:00or any farms that might be nearby.
40:21Vance!
40:22Coy, come here!
40:27Smoke!
40:28Coming from Eagle Rock Valley.
40:29Could be somebody's campfire.
40:31Do we check it out?
40:31Everything's worth checking out.
40:32Come on, let's go.
40:33While old Jesse kept fanning up that smoke,
40:36them fellas were still fussing with them wires
40:38that Jesse pulled in their car.
40:40Well, a few more minutes, I hope.
40:43That old codger sure made a mess of this.
40:48Roscoe Ennis, this is Vance Duke.
40:50We spotted smoke over in Eagle Rock Valley.
40:53Let's check it out.
40:53Over.
41:12Gotta be the general.
41:14Uncle Jesse!
41:15Uncle Jesse!
41:16Uncle Jesse, it's okay!
41:16It hurts you in a minute now!
41:18There you are!
41:19It's Stevie!
41:19Jesse!
41:20It hurts you in a minute now!
41:22Hey, good, good!
41:23Well, come on, Uncle Jesse.
41:24I'm taking you home.
41:24No, no, no, no, no, no, wait.
41:26Now, listen.
41:27Let's see if we can catch them two that took me away.
41:29I can lead you to them.
41:30Well, are you kidding, Jesse?
41:32You can't lead us with your eyes in that condition.
41:34That's Uncle Jesse.
41:35They're probably long gone by now.
41:36No, I tell you, they're up there
41:37in one of them Indian caves.
41:38Oh, which Indian caves, Jesse?
41:39I mean, there's got to be hundreds of Indian caves
41:41around here.
41:41Well, let's see if we can sort it out.
41:43Now, let me see.
41:44I crossed a creek of Sweetwater Bridge
41:48and then I crossed the railroad crossing
41:49because of 445, I could hear it coming
41:52and then I went past the men doing some road work.
41:54Now, that's got to be up there on Meadow Lane Road, right?
41:57Yeah.
41:57There's only one cave I know where that road leads to.
41:59The Indian cave up on Simon's Peak.
42:00Simon's Peak!
42:01Oh, we all know that.
42:02Uncle Jesse, the doctor said you need to come out.
42:05I know what the doctor said,
42:06but we'll rest after we catch him.
42:08Now, who am I riding with?
42:09Come on.
42:09Oh, come on!
42:10Let's go!
42:30That should do it.
42:30Try it now.
42:33You did it!
42:34Nice work, Rick, old boy!
42:37Parker, look!
42:38It's that orange car coming with the law.
42:39Dang that, old sawbuster.
42:41How'd he manage that?
42:41Let's get out of here.
42:43Let's get out of here.
43:02I think that's him.
43:04Yep, that's him, all right.
43:05I think I sent the car and put it back together.
43:07I knew I should have taken that rotor cap out of the picture.
43:33That orange car turned off.
43:37Where in the heck is it?
43:41Hold on, Uncle Jesse.
44:07Come on, get up!
44:10Get up, get up!
44:13All right, man, Stu.
44:14All right.
44:15Just hold it right there.
44:16I know they deserve it, but...
44:18All right, Enos, let's cup him and stuff him here.
44:20Just drag him over here.
44:22All right, get up!
44:23You all right, Uncle Jesse?
44:24Same thing.
44:24Everybody knows your name.
44:25I gave him a right cross that had your name on it.
44:27Well, them fellas got plenty of pokey time for robbery and kidnapping and attempted murder.
44:32Boss suddenly remembered that he lost $10,000, plus them crooked gas pumps.
44:36You know something?
44:38Well, once in Boss' life, he didn't care about it, now that he knew that Jesse was safe again.
44:43And as for Jesse's eyes, well, it's hard to say.
44:46After a few days' rest and proper medication, the bandages were coming off, and everybody was praying for the best.
44:52Jesse, please tell me you can see.
44:54Please.
44:57Well, if I was to eat one of them apples back there in the bowl, I could see a lot
45:01better.
45:13Well, I just can't think of a better way for things to get back to normal than Hazard.
45:18Let's go, let's move on.
45:20Let's go.
45:31guitar solo
45:56guitar solo
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