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00:01Tonight on the Dukes, the Russians come to a place called Hazard, and their best athlete wants to stay with
00:08the Dukes.
00:19We're stuck.
00:22Dukes!
00:27And...
00:27Yeah!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flattening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:03The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:37Whee!
01:37Now y'all know that a Dukes can drive anything that moves
01:40And that includes airplanes
01:42That's Daisy Duke up there
01:44I sure hope she don't decide to jump some
01:48Oh, looks like old Daisy's doing all right.
01:51Seen as how she's only taking lessons for a couple of weeks.
01:53I reckon that's what happens.
01:55The girl is hooked on flying and the pilot's hooked on the girl.
02:28Now, you probably think that that bus marked CCCP is filled with young people from the County Conservation Corps people.
02:35It ain't.
02:36That CCCP is Russian.
02:42And it means a union of Soviet Socialist Republic.
02:48No, I don't speak Russian, but I do watch the Olympics.
02:52And inside is a bunch of young Russian gymnasts.
02:55And them two sour dudes up front, they sure don't look like coaches to me.
03:00The engine sounds first every minute.
03:02For a moment, I did not think we would get over that last incline.
03:06Unfortunately, we will have to stop for repairs.
03:09Here, I think, a place called Hazard.
03:12Sound like Yankees, don't they?
03:38Hold her steady, Sugar.
03:39Hold her steady.
03:41Look like Daisy ain't landing.
03:43She's jumping it.
03:45Too bad?
03:46Easy.
03:47Easy.
03:47Watch it.
03:49Watch it.
03:53That a girl.
04:05Bring it on in.
04:08That was great.
04:17That was so exciting.
04:19Hey, it's the Red Baron.
04:21Stay on the back.
04:23What'd you think, fellas?
04:24Oh, that game quarter.
04:26Good-ass Darcy.
04:27Atlanta looked rough enough to shake some of the feelings out of his teeth.
04:31No way, Vince.
04:31It might have been a little bit shaky, but by and large, Daisy's ready to solo.
04:35Hey, hey.
04:36That's because I have the best flight instructor in all of Hazard.
04:38Oh, not to mention the only one.
04:40Well, that's true.
04:43Well, same time tomorrow, Daisy?
04:45Well, only if you finish your crop dusting first.
04:48I wouldn't want to be responsible for all those bull weevils getting a head start on all the cotton patches
04:52in Hazard County or anything.
04:54Bye, Garcy.
04:55Bye.
04:57Sounds to me like you're playing hard to get.
05:08That there's some kind of lady.
05:14Marcy, kill it!
05:17Your timing's a little skosh-off.
05:20Ain't no problem.
05:21I'm so relieved.
05:22I was beginning to think my young gymnast would be late for a meet in Atlanta this evening.
05:27Well, gymnast, huh?
05:28You mean like parallel bars and tumbling, flipping around on mats and stuff?
05:34Well, I swear.
05:35Look, this is gonna take me a half hour or so.
05:37Why don't y'all just take a little tour of the town here?
05:39I'm sorry, but that will not be possible.
05:42What my colleague means is it probably would be best if they stayed on the bus to rest up for
05:47the meet.
05:47Well, I reckon you know best, huh?
05:53Y'all excuse me a minute.
05:55Hey, General Sammy.
05:56Hey, Daze.
05:57Hey, crew.
05:58How y'all doing?
05:58Hey, it looks like you got some out-of-town business here.
06:01Oh, yeah.
06:01You know me.
06:01I got a worldwide reputation.
06:04That's to me.
06:05Did you put that new radiator in Uncle Jesse's pickup yet?
06:07Put it in?
06:08I'll tell you, Uncle Jesse could drive across the Sahara Desert flat out, and that thing ain't gonna overheat on
06:13him.
06:21Y'all want me to write it up?
06:22Uncle Jesse'd have a fit the way he feels about oin' money.
06:25Ain't anybody got any cash?
06:26Right here.
06:27Well, you come with me, and I'll gladly take it from you.
06:29All right.
06:29See ya.
07:04All right, and okay, we'll see y'all.
07:07Hey, tell Uncle Jesse, hey, and I appreciate the business.
07:09All right, you got it, Cooter.
07:10We'll see y'all back at the farm.
07:11All right.
07:11Y'all behave now.
07:13We'll try.
07:15Cooter, thank you.
07:17Bye-bye now.
07:25Now, friends and neighbors, you're witnessing a potential international incident.
07:30And them Yankee-sounding boys ain't gonna be amused.
07:33Things are warming up in Hazard County.
07:38Coy, what's under the tarp in Uncle Jesse's pickup?
07:42Nothing but another tarp.
07:43Then both of them are moving.
07:45Hey, Vance, I think you better pull over.
07:47You got something alive in the back of that pickup.
07:50Reach loud and clear, Daisy.
07:58Let's see what we got.
08:00Yeah.
08:06Oh, please.
08:08I meant no wrong.
08:09But when I saw the truck next to the bus, I knew it was my last chance for escape.
08:14Escape from who?
08:15You sure don't look like the tide to be running from the law.
08:18No, I meant those men by the bus.
08:20They watch every move we make if they knew.
08:24My name is Natasha.
08:26I am...
08:26I was a member of my country's gymnastic team.
08:30I thought those letters looked familiar.
08:32Come here, doll.
08:32Let me help you down.
08:33My name is Vance Duke, and this here is my cousin Daisy and Coy.
08:37Hi.
08:39I'm happy to make your acquaintance.
08:46Everyone's acquaintance.
08:48But I cannot stay here if they were to find me now.
08:51In other words, you're defecting.
08:53That is up to you.
08:55If you were to turn me in.
08:56Oh, honey, we're not going to turn you in.
08:58What we're going to do is take you back to the farm and introduce you to our Uncle Jesse.
09:01Then we'll talk this whole thing over with him and figure out what we're going to do from here.
09:04Oh, but I cannot involve your family in my troubles.
09:08Tell you what.
09:09Let's talk about it on the way back to the farm.
09:10Come on.
09:12Hey, uh, you sure you don't want me to drive her back there?
09:15It's all right.
09:19Hey, Duke, such a pretty name.
09:23Natasha, such a beautiful girl.
09:26Come on.
09:29Come on, Juliet.
09:32Here's $40 for repairs and $10 more to show you my appreciation.
09:37Now, you hang on to that.
09:38I appreciate the thought.
09:39Sometimes I don't think I will ever understand America.
09:42Goodbye.
09:43Goodbye, y'all.
09:44Take it easy.
09:45Good luck at that gym, meet y'all.
10:07Someone is missing.
10:08Are you sure?
10:10Take the count again.
10:10I already have.
10:12I'm afraid it is Natasha.
10:14Natasha?
10:16Of course.
10:17According to her dossier, she has relatives living in this country.
10:20Recent enough for her to defect.
10:22We cannot permit this to happen.
10:24Driver, return to Hazard at once.
10:26Yes, sir.
10:27Question the others.
10:28I will call the consulate on the scramble phone.
10:40Remember, time is of the essence.
10:43Get the men here as quickly as possible.
10:45We must mount the search before she gets too far away.
10:51The rest of you will proceed to Atlanta without delay.
10:55Say nothing of what has happened.
10:58Sergei, come with me.
11:10Dog, tell me she's acting up on you again, huh?
11:12No, no, no, no, no.
11:13We inadvertently left a young lady gymnast behind, a five-foot-tall brunette, quite attractive.
11:20He's seen around here.
11:22Perhaps we should report her disappearance to the local authorities.
11:26Well, you can find them right across the street there at the county courthouse.
11:30Wait a minute, wait a minute.
11:32Hold everything, Mr. Boer or Boer.
11:34Boer.
11:35Mr. B, say, you've got to fly that by me again.
11:38You say you turn your back for an itty-bitty little minute and then that gal defected?
11:42We prefer to think she simply wandered away, completely enamored of the beautiful countryside.
11:48Oh, enamored.
11:49Gee, that's the worst kind.
11:51What's enamored?
11:52In this case, carried away.
11:54Oh, confused.
11:55Oh, yeah, that, too.
11:57These are critical times, Mr. Hogg.
11:59Uh-huh.
12:00And as the authority, if you refuse to help us find the girl, it could lead to very serious repercussions.
12:05Ah!
12:06Oh, serious repercussions?
12:08But, of course, if you do help us, it would be considered a magnificent gesture of detente at a crucial
12:14moment of world history.
12:15Ah!
12:16Crucial moment!
12:17Oh!
12:17A hand across the waters.
12:20A bridge between east and west.
12:22Oh, I'd be building bridges, huh?
12:23Oh, did you hear that, Roscoe?
12:25What?
12:26I could be a hero.
12:28Yeah, I might even win me the Nobel Peace Prize.
12:31What do I get?
12:32Well, you get to turn the pages when I give my speech at the United Nations.
12:36Oh.
12:36Yeah, which ain't gonna happen unless we find that girl.
12:39Uh, was there anybody else hanging around Cooter's garage while that bus was being fixed?
12:44There were two men and a girl in an orange car.
12:48Uh, one of them drove off in a pickup truck.
12:49Orange car.
12:50Oh, gee, gee, gee, gee.
12:51I knew it, I knew it.
12:52It's them Dukes.
12:53They're the ones behind all this.
12:55Right?
12:55Yeah, they sure have, and I bet they got that gal hidden out right now.
12:58Yeah, I bet.
12:59Come on, Roscoe.
12:59Oh, ho, ho, ho.
13:00Let's get to that farm.
13:02I sure don't want no Dukes cheating me out of no Nobel Peace Prize.
13:07No, no, come on there, boys.
13:08Then I dropped out of the bus window and hid in the truck.
13:11You know the rest.
13:13Well, I took a lot of courage for you to do that, sweetheart.
13:16It's behind you now, though, Natasha.
13:18From here on out, you're gonna have clear sailing.
13:20What would you like in your tea?
13:22Um, got milk, sugar, or lemon?
13:24Oh, at home, we drink from a glass through a sugar cube.
13:28Oh, but I've learned the American way.
13:30Oh, you've got a lot to learn about Americans.
13:34Like everybody else who'd come here before you.
13:36What an adventure.
13:37I kind of envy, in a way.
13:40Of course, it'd be a lot easier if you had some close friends or kinfolks nearby.
13:44Kinfolk.
13:45I do not understand the word.
13:47It means family, whether they're living together like the three of us and Uncle Jesse
13:51or scattered every which way.
13:52Oh, then I do have kinfolk.
13:55You do?
13:56Hmm.
13:57My mother's cousin in Detroit.
13:59When I was a child, mother used to read me her letters.
14:03She always hoped our family would follow her to America.
14:06And since I'm the only one left, I know she will take me in.
14:10Then you ain't got nothing to worry about.
14:14All right, you dukes.
14:16We know you're in there, and we know what you're up to.
14:18So just listen.
14:20You hand that female over to me, for I have you all arrested for kidnapping.
14:25J.D., you might know he'd have his fat finger in this thing.
14:28Well, he's going to get them burned this time.
14:30Come on, Coy.
14:31Let's get Natasha out the back way.
14:32Oh, but I've caused you enough trouble.
14:33I must surrender.
14:34Not while I'm around.
14:36Come on, Natasha.
14:37We've got to get you out of here.
14:38Come on.
14:39Come on, let's shake.
14:47Ah!
14:48They're running away!
14:49With my Nobel Peace Prize!
14:51Oh, listen.
14:52Don't you worry your little chrome dome, fat buddy.
14:55Listen.
14:55Nobody escapes what's cool pink concrete.
15:07They're coming after us.
15:09Don't worry.
15:10Vance will shake them.
15:33Well, now that little Russian is getting herself an education.
15:36Because she's looking at the Hazard County version of Jaws.
15:51Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!
15:57Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Friends, them Ruskies are good stock.
16:05You just lost half of this here car. Not to mention the dukes and that defector.
16:11Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry about that, Mr. B. Yeah, you all right?
16:16Well, at least nobody's hurt. We ain't out of the woods yet, you know.
16:19They still got a backup car out behind the sheriff's station.
16:22No use taking any chances.
16:23Call Uncle Jesse and tell him to me this is the old abandoned barn in Morgan's Hollow as soon as
16:27he thinks it's safe.
16:28I am amazed. Does everyone in your country drive this way?
16:33Nope. Just most folks in Hazard. How about your country?
16:35No one drives that way in my country. But then no one has cars.
16:41Everything is ready.
16:43But cutting off communication between Hazard and the rest of the world,
16:47it could bring the state or even the federal authorities to investigate.
16:51We cannot reach. They're calling out for help.
16:58Well, sir, it looks like the dukes are up against some right smart opposition this time.
17:04Of course, them Russians ain't never been in Hazard before.
17:12Natasha, are you all right?
17:13Oh, a little less frightened, perhaps. But I feel so guilty.
17:18Why?
17:19Well, because of me now, all of you are in trouble with the police.
17:23You mean Roscoe. We're always in trouble with him.
17:25Only this time, it sure is going to be worth it.
17:29What's going on in the outside world, Uncle Jesse?
17:32Well, it seems there's a couple of foreigners beating the bushes looking for a very desperate female criminal.
17:39Well, looking and finding are two different things.
17:42Not to borrow of an Androvich.
17:44They will not sleep till they find me.
17:46Well, don't you worry, sugar.
17:47It's going to be a long way to bedtime.
17:49From what I've read, when somebody wants to defect, they usually turn themselves into the police and they take it
17:54from there.
17:54Well, you know that doesn't hold an hazard.
17:56We're going to have to figure out another way.
17:58Well, we could drive her to the FBI over in Atlanta.
18:01And then she could just hide out there while she's waiting for asylum from the U.S. of A government.
18:05Well, yeah, as long as they don't catch us before we get her there.
18:08Right.
18:09You know, it would probably be safer to just call the FBI, have them send someone down here to pick
18:12Natasha up.
18:13And as long as we're waiting, give us a little time to get to know each other a little better.
18:17Oh, I would like that.
18:19Very much.
18:21All right, then.
18:21It's settled.
18:22There's a phone box about a half mile down the road.
18:24Well, it seems like your problems are about settled.
18:27And since I got me a farm that won't give me no rest, I better get to taking care of
18:31it.
18:31Thank you, Dada Jesse.
18:33Oh, you're...
18:34Dada.
18:36You going to come along?
18:38Miss out on all the excitement, Uncle Jesse.
18:40No, I think I'll stay here and keep Vance company while these two get better acquainted.
18:45I'll see you.
18:46Bye-bye.
18:47See ya.
18:57Good luck, sir.
18:58Right back.
19:16Phone's dead.
19:17Reckon it's out of order.
19:18There's a line down somewhere.
19:19Oh, Clay, I'm frightened.
19:21You ain't got nothing to worry about.
19:22It happens all the time in Hazard.
19:23Then what are we going to do now?
19:26Well, we're just driving to town and call the FBI from there.
19:28What if we are seen by the sheriff or the others?
19:31I ain't going to let anything happen to you.
19:33Now, you believe that, don't you?
19:36Yes, Clay, I believe you.
19:39I'm driving to town the back way.
19:41Use the phone at Cuda's garage.
19:42Come on.
19:56Long about now, Borov's boys showed up from the Soviet delegation in Atlanta, and this wasn't their first time tracking
20:03a defector either.
20:04And in addition to the roadmaps and portable communication equipment, we will also require two more cars to conduct the
20:11search.
20:11Two more?
20:12Well, listen, I ain't even charging you any rental fees for them cars you already got.
20:17Money is no object.
20:18We will pay whatever you ask.
20:21Did you hear that, boss?
20:23He's giving you a license to steal.
20:25Yeah, and I never needed no license.
20:27How do you think I got where I am today?
20:29Okay, boys, the deal's on.
20:31I'll have two of the fastest cars off my used car lot sent up here for you, boys.
20:35And meanwhile, Enos can start hunting for that girl with their mother, too, and along with you, Mr. Andrich, Andrich,
20:43Andrich, Andrich, Andrich, Androvich.
20:45Yeah, along with Mr. A here.
20:47Thank you, Mr. Hogg.
20:48Between your men and mine, we can seal off every road out of hazard.
20:51That's right.
20:52And you will get everything you deserve for your assistance.
20:56Oh!
20:57Did you hear that, Ross?
20:58Everything we deserve.
20:59Listen, who knows?
21:01Maybe later on, I can start doing business with his country.
21:04Yeah, maybe we can even set up the Grits Connection.
21:16Poor old Enos found himself in the middle, as usual, having to follow boss's orders to find that girl when
21:23his heart wasn't really in it.
21:25Of course, them Russians had their problems, too.
21:27Their English wasn't too good.
21:29Well, neither was Enos's.
21:49Following Roscoe's orders, Enos and the others split up so they could have a better chance of finding General Lee,
21:54while the Dukes were headed back to Cooters to make that phone call to the FBI.
21:58Then, at 11, I was chosen to live at the Academy.
22:02Since then, gymnastics has been my entire life.
22:05Day in, day out, years on end.
22:08You make it sound like a prison sentence.
22:10Oh, no, I loved every minute of it for the first few years.
22:14But as I got older, my training became more demanding.
22:18Perhaps it was selfish of me, but I found myself envying less fortunate girls who had freedom to choose their
22:25own friends and form their own relationships.
22:28You mean to meet someone special, maybe even fall in love.
22:33Well, I have never admitted that to anyone, perhaps not even to myself.
22:38Well, Sugar, you sure came to the right country, because I'm telling you, once you get yourself all squared away,
22:44the men are going to be flocking to you like bears to a honeypot.
22:48If we look at my partner's face back there, I'd say he's going to be shoving most of those bears
22:52out of the way.
22:53That's cute.
22:53Ben, the Enos headed straight at us.
22:55Not for long.
23:01That Enos, I don't know whether he's trying to catch us or warn us.
23:04Probably both.
23:06By using that siren, he's still going by the book.
23:08But I bet you knew we'd hear it in plenty of time to change course.
23:13This is Hazard 2 calling comrade number 2.
23:16Come in.
23:17This is Androvich.
23:18Proceed.
23:19If y'all are the way you're supposed to be, it's my bandy duty to tell you to hang a
23:2290 at the intersection.
23:24You want me to hang who?
23:26Well, that means to take a short right turn, sir, and keep your eyes open now.
23:30I'm gone.
23:31How could he be gone when he was never here?
23:34I don't know about y'all, but I didn't understand either one of them.
23:55So this must be comrade 2 that Enos was just talking to.
23:58Then we are caught between them.
24:00Not yet, we ain't.
24:01Hold on.
24:11Now, if we can get back to the crossroads before Enos, we just might be able to squeeze through.
24:28Hang on.
24:29Hang on.
24:37you know after seeing that them russians just might forget about the girl and try to kidnap
25:10the general
25:13be right with you
25:18well hey wait a minute don't tell me this has got to be the dangerous criminal that boss hog's got
25:23everybody looking for otherwise you wouldn't have snuck in the back door that's got the general
25:27parked out in the alley just in case oh natasha this is cooter davenport a good buddy of ours
25:31hey how do you do well i'm hanging in there how about yourself how'd you get in such big trouble
25:37that's just why we got to make this call here excuse me
25:46hello gussie coy duke listen could you put me through through the fbi's office in atlanta
25:53wait a minute you sure
25:56well thanks anyway
26:01none of the lines out of hazard are working one inoperative phone could be an accident but not
26:06all of them right come on we gotta make tracks faster yeah well you know where i am so you
26:10holler if you need me here you got it nice meeting you ma'am
26:20all the phone lines outside of hazard have been cut oh great that's probably borrow us doing and if
26:26he's that desperate he's probably got all the roads staked out too and the bus depots maybe we can
26:30take a chance trying to get past borrow off and his friends but that don't mean we can't go over
26:34him you mean fly her out why not and darcy's crop duster do you think you can get him to
26:40do that
26:41does syrup go with hot cakes sure i can let's see if he's out here uh grasshopper this is both
26:47are you out there grasshopper hey this is pete's airfield can i help you yeah hi pete i've got to
26:53talk to darcy it's real important sorry he's out dusting well how soon will he be back well he's
26:57got three farms to do could be a couple three hours all right thanks pete i'll get back to you
27:03well what do we do now well it's essentially we can't stay here in town we still got like sore
27:08thumbs hanging around the airfield that's right we're gonna have to find a place to hole up until
27:11we can get in touch with old darcy and work these things out see just like i promised yeah they
27:17ought to go pretty good too and the keys are right inside mr b everything will be fine huh all
27:22right
27:22now you come on we gotta go too you look at those two they've been talking up a storm for
27:50the last
27:50half hour and haven't come up for air and that is what you became before you returned to the farm
27:55an automobile test driver that's right oh in my country such choices are seldom left to the
28:04individual and i'm sure glad you're in my country for a lot of reasons i'm sorry i guess i'm coming
28:12on
28:12too fast oh no it isn't that it's just that everything is so new to me the freedom the decisions
28:20where will i live how will i support myself why don't you marry a good old country boy and solve
28:26both your problems at the same time now i know you are teasing me perhaps i could become a translator
28:32or maybe even a gymnastics teacher become a teacher and then i can become your assistant
28:39matter of fact watch this
28:43of course it's been a while
28:45very good i told you we had a lot in common i guess that's what they call court and gymnastic
28:56style
28:56now now it's my turn all yours
29:10that was great
29:20so
29:21so
29:26so
29:27so
29:55So, let's go.
30:08Hey, I didn't expect you back for a couple hours.
30:11Yeah, well, the spray valve's stuck again.
30:13I'll get working on it right away.
30:15All right.
30:16Oh, yeah, incidentally, your favorite pupil called.
30:19Daisy?
30:20Said it was important.
30:24Bo Peep, this here's your ever-loving grasshopper.
30:28Hold on, sugar.
30:29Better stay off that thing.
30:30Some unfriendly ears might be listening.
30:31Bo Peep, this grasshopper.
30:32What do we do now?
30:33Nothing.
30:34Maybe Darcy'll go away.
30:35The suspense is killing me.
30:37You out there or not?
30:39In case anybody out there runs across Daisy.
30:42Tell her to come on over to the airport.
30:43I've been waiting with bells on.
30:45Smart girl.
30:46She's not answering.
30:47Dang it.
30:48Advance is right and anybody's listening.
30:49We're in big trouble.
30:51No, we ain't.
30:51Now, if we get to that airfield first
30:52and Darcy's still waiting.
30:53Come on, let's go.
30:54Okay.
30:56They must intend to fly Natasha
30:58out of hazard airfield.
30:59Yeah, here it is.
31:01Turn right at the next road.
31:02We must stop them.
31:12Wait a minute.
31:13What?
31:13This ain't the way to the airport.
31:15No, listen.
31:16You know what we're gonna do?
31:17What?
31:17We're gonna take a short.
31:19Good.
31:19Oh, yeah.
31:21We're gonna drag.
31:22Yeah.
31:23Oh, no.
31:26Oh, no.
31:27You know what, Bosh?
31:28What?
31:29We're stuck.
31:29Oh, we are?
31:30Oh, well, thank you for that information.
31:32Well, unstuck us, will you?
31:34Or else the next vehicle you'll be driving
31:36will be a dog sled in Siberia.
31:38Oh, I think I've got it.
31:39Get out of here.
31:40I'm short.
31:41Ah.
31:42Ah.
31:43Ah.
31:43Ah.
31:43Ah.
31:43Ah.
31:43Ah.
31:44Ah.
31:45Ah.
31:46Ah.
31:50With General Lee charging like man-of-war
31:52heading into the homestretch,
31:53it didn't take too long to reach the hazard airfield.
32:05Okay.
32:08Ready?
32:10There she is, Natasha.
32:12Your one-way ticket to the State Department in Atlanta.
32:20Well, I reckon this is it.
32:23It's so strange.
32:25We have only known each other a few hours, but...
32:29I wish it would have been more.
32:32I know.
32:32I feel the same way.
32:34And sometimes folks ought to be grateful for the gifts they receive in life.
32:38And that gift is you.
32:41I have so much to be grateful for, to you and the others that...
32:51Come on, we'd better get going before we never get you out of here.
32:59Darcy, I have something very important to ask you.
33:03Natasha...
33:05Now, them commies sure got gushy.
33:07Hey, where you are.
33:08They just think they captured Hazard County.
33:11What would they do with it if they did?
33:25Why's decision, Mr. Duke?
33:27Disappointed in you, Natasha.
33:28You should have known better.
33:32Now, hang on, folks.
33:34The Dukes just took on the KGB.
33:47That would be enough of your friend's heroics.
33:49Oh, please do as he says.
33:51It would be foolish of you to resist now.
34:20Let's see how Darcy is.
34:23Is he okay?
34:24Well, his pulse is kind of weak and feel this bump on his head.
34:28That's a nasty one.
34:29You better get him to the hospital.
34:31Let's change that tire and fast.
34:32You stay here with him.
34:35Oh, sweetheart.
34:37I don't mean no disrespect, Mr. Borob,
34:39but I don't think you got a legal right to make me lock her up, sir.
34:42Well, that's right.
34:43You don't.
34:45But I have.
34:46Yeah.
34:46See, you heard the boss, Enos.
34:48Now, fling that little filly right there in that slammer.
34:51On what charges, Sheriff?
34:52Well, she jumped the bus, didn't she?
34:54Now, I call that illegal immigration to the U.S. of A.
34:57If you say so, Mr. Hoff.
34:58Fortunately, you will not have to be here too long.
35:01We'll be transferring you to the consulate
35:02as soon as necessary arrangements can be made.
35:04Yeah, in the meantime, Enos,
35:06I want you to make this little lady as comfortable as possible.
35:08Give her anything she wants.
35:10She's our guest, after all.
35:12And say, Mr. B., now that I got you here,
35:15you know something?
35:16Did you know that most people can't tell the difference
35:17between good vodka and beard moonshine?
35:19And I got me a whole mess of beard moonshine in my way house.
35:22Now, listen, if I change them labels a little bit
35:24and shift it off to your country,
35:26you think one of your commerce laws would make me a good deal
35:28if you wrote them and told them that you was a friend of mine
35:30or I was a friend of yours.
35:33Please, miss, please don't cry, ma'am.
35:36With the dicks on your side,
35:37maybe things ain't as bad as they seem.
35:40Thank you for your kindness.
35:43I only hope you are right.
35:45Shucks.
35:47Possum on a gun bush, ma'am.
35:48They are the dicks, ain't they?
35:51Daisy was about to tell them
35:52they lost her last option of getting Natasha out of hazard.
35:57Well, he's got a bad concussion,
35:59but he's going to come out of it.
36:01Sure am glad to hear that.
36:02The doctor's going to keep him here for a couple days, though,
36:04just in case for observation.
36:07That means we're going to have to change our plans
36:08about rescuing Natasha.
36:09Yep.
36:10Law Shea from Deputy One.
36:12I sure hope you fellas are listening.
36:14Come back?
36:15We got you, Enos. Come back.
36:16Listen, I can't talk now,
36:17but I sure need to see y'all in a real big hurry.
36:20Maybe Uncle Jesse, too.
36:21He's about a certain new friend of yours.
36:23Natasha.
36:24You got it, Enos.
36:25You meet us in a half hour
36:26at the place we had lunch last Friday.
36:28Thanks, Fence. I'm gone.
36:29Think Enos can remember where that was?
36:31I think he ought to,
36:32considering it was his turn to pay.
36:33Them foreign fellas got them
36:34twisted around their fingers
36:35about that little girl.
36:37I'm so betwixted in between,
36:39I don't know what to do, Uncle Jesse.
36:40Well, that's something
36:41you're going to have to work out for yourself, Enos.
36:43Well, I can tell you this.
36:45Mr. Bullrov is fixing to ship her
36:46back to the consulate in Atlanta
36:48at 3 o'clock this afternoon.
36:49Well, how do they figure on doing that?
36:50They're going to use that black limo as a decoy.
36:52And while y'all are chasing it,
36:54Mr. Androvich will be driving her
36:56and Mr. Bullrov off in my patrol car.
36:58What about Boss and Roscoe?
36:59They'll be following Hazard One.
37:01And them other fellas
37:02will be riding shotgun in the other cars.
37:04I daren't tell you anymore.
37:13I guess y'all know I love you very much.
37:15But if y'all can help that little girl,
37:17please don't tell me how,
37:18because I'll be duty-bound
37:19to try and stop y'all.
37:27Poor old Enos.
37:29Poor Natasha.
37:30If it hadn't been for those fellas
37:31on the airfield,
37:32we would have got her out of hazard hours ago.
37:34Well, it may not be too late.
37:35You know, we still got that crop duster.
37:37Last I heard, that pilot fella
37:38is still hearing bells that don't ring.
37:40Well, Daisy ain't.
37:41He said yesterday
37:42she was just about ready to solo.
37:44I wish I could be as sure as him.
37:46Besides, how am I going to fly Natasha
37:47out of here
37:48when she's hemmed in
37:49like a sardine in a can, huh?
37:51Well, hold on.
37:52Not if we find a big enough can opener.
37:54And I think I just have.
37:55Cooter,
37:56how long would it take you
37:57to weld that sod ripper
37:58on the side of Uncle Jesse's pickup?
37:59About an hour.
38:01All right.
38:02I think I just about does it.
38:04That is,
38:05if you really are ready to solo, sugar.
38:10Looks like they're all set out.
38:12All right.
38:12Come on.
38:15Come on.
38:16Come on.
38:25At three o'clock on the button,
38:27Baroff left Hazard with Natasha.
38:29And there wasn't a sign
38:31of the Duke's or cooter.
38:53The decoy limousine separated from the convoy,
38:56hoping to draw off the deuce.
38:58But old cooter was bird-dogging
39:00and spotted the roosh.
39:02That is,
39:03he saw it.
39:07Them old boys got a surprise
39:09coming to them.
39:35They're playing our song,
39:36Uncle Jesse,
39:37and they're playing it just slow enough
39:38for Vance to join right in.
39:40Yeah, we got you, cooter.
39:42All right, Vance,
39:43it's up to you.
39:43Let the first car go through
39:44and then do it to it.
39:45Yes, sir.
39:46Good luck, partner.
39:47You too.
40:07Look, look, look, look.
40:08There's Vance, too.
40:10What's he doing with them bleeds
40:11on his trip?
40:12Well, she ain't going to give
40:14nobody a shave.
40:25I'm a fool.
40:27He's trying to cut us apart.
40:32Oh, no, no.
40:33Damn it!
40:35Damn it!
40:36I can't let me go around.
40:41I can't let go up the reserve
40:43cars to assist us.
40:44Quickly!
40:59Good.
41:02Get it?
41:11Okay, Daisy,
41:12bring in the Air Force.
41:14You got it, honey.
41:26Look out,
41:27because there's two cars
41:28coming up from behind you,
41:29and they're moving up fast.
41:31Don't worry.
41:32I've got an idea.
41:36Now, friends and neighbors,
41:38them Russians
41:38is getting a heck of a lesson
41:40in down-home
41:41civil disobedience.
41:54Hooter, we're going in.
41:56I think it's about time
41:58I took these jokers out.
42:08Walk with me.
42:15Jump up, grab the rope.
42:17That a girl.
42:26Let's go!
42:48I'm ready. Here she comes.
42:50Hold it steady.
42:56Doggone it.
43:02I'm coming around again. Slow down. Just a little bit more for me.
43:43Hang on tight, sweetheart.
43:46Come on, Natasha.
43:48Hang on tight, sweetheart.
43:48Come on, Natasha.
44:10Now you're looking at two men who are looking straight into the face of Siberia.
44:16I've got some kind of climb all the way to Atlanta and clean out of my life.
44:21Eh, maybe out of your life, maybe not.
44:24She's never gonna forget what you've done for her.
44:27That means she's gonna be thinking about you every once in a while for a long, long time.
44:31And that's how the U.S. of A gained a future citizen the hard way.
44:36Thank you very much.
44:39My boss had to forget all about winning the Nobel Peace Prize and the Grits Connection.
44:44But he took it like a man.
44:48Never did find out what happened to them other two Ruskies.
44:51But I sure do hope they got some warm overcoats.
44:57Darcy got a thank you kiss from Daisy that just went on and on.
45:03Yeah, maybe it's just as well she didn't stay coy.
45:06You know that old saying, east is east and south is south.
45:10And somewhere in the Kremlin, somebody is writing up the god dangish report on a place called Hazard.
45:17And what they don't know is that nothing really much unusual happened for Hazard County.
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