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00:01Tonight, on the Dukes...
00:02I think I can make the Duke boys an offer if they can't refuse.
00:07Boat Luke challenge the NASCAR circuit.
00:09And help out Uncle Sam.
00:11Hold it right there, Lumber Boy.
00:17Onward!
00:18Oh, good grief.
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:37Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you've never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves.
00:52Flatening the hills.
00:56Someday in the mountain I did them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way.
01:04The only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:26Yee-haw!
01:29Now friends, this is a real special time in Hazard County.
01:32Because the day after tomorrow, Daisy's arranging for a surprise birthday bash for Uncle Jesse.
01:37Which he don't know about.
01:39Because that's what makes it a surprise.
01:41Bo and Luke are racing to town to see if the gifts that they ordered for Uncle Jesse have arrived
01:45at Blue Bottom's store.
01:50Now that racing car belongs to the only daughter of J.J. Carver.
01:54Mary Beth.
01:56That's her and wife.
01:58And old J.J. runs the crime syndicate for the entire South.
02:01Ain't Mary Beth a looker.
02:03That ain't J.J. Carver there.
02:05That's Mary Beth's pet, Mr. Jones.
02:07Y'all keeping this straight now?
02:09As he rim-road his way up on some of the top drivers to bring himself to victory lane.
02:14It was his eighth career victory and it was to be his last.
02:18As Bo Duke stepped with the car...
02:19Wow, that Bo Duke sure can't drive.
02:21It was awfully cute.
02:24Mr. Jones.
02:25After one of the most sensational years...
02:29You interested in what he could do on or off the track, Mary Beth?
02:33Honey, when you own a race car, you own what's on it and what's in it.
02:37They retired from the circuit.
02:39What makes you think they're gonna drive for you?
02:41What makes you think they aren't?
02:43Well, honey, I hope you're right.
02:44That dark-haired one's kinda cute, you know.
02:57Yeah, yeah, I know, time's running out.
03:00Look, if, um, the Carver girl stops in Hazard, I'll get it done then.
03:05Two women, a monkey and a gun.
03:07Friends and neighbors, we're off to a good start.
03:29Hey, boss, why is it if you're donating the boar's nest for Uncle Jesse's surprise birthday party, you're charging two
03:36bucks of beer?
03:38Well, that's because that ain't ordinary beer, no sir at all.
03:41That beer's important.
03:43All the way from my warehouse.
03:48Oh, my goodness.
03:50He's so cute, is he friendly?
03:56Are you friendly, Mr. Jones?
03:58Oh, I guess he is.
04:00Oh, you're so cute.
04:11Oh, you're so sweet, you too, huh?
04:14Hey, pal.
04:15Come here, how about a little popcorn?
04:18Is it good?
04:19Oh, you're so sweet. Come here.
04:22Give me a kiss.
04:24Aw.
04:25We don't see many of these here in Hazard County.
04:29What would y'all like to order?
04:30Bo and Luke Duke on a silver platter.
04:33Do you know them, honey?
04:35Well, I sure do.
04:36Come right up.
04:38Now, y'all don't know this yet, but the monkey on the left is named Jojo.
04:42And he's one nasty dude.
04:45Cause babysitting an ape ain't exactly gonna sweeten nobody's disposition.
04:48Lost sheep? Are you out there? This is Bo Peep looking for you. Come in.
04:52We got you, Bo Peep. What's up?
04:53There's three people here at the boy's nest looking for you.
04:56And two of them ain't men.
04:58And what might they look like?
04:59They're adorable. If you like girls.
05:02I'll see you soon.
05:03Got that.
05:14I don't know what this fella's done, but I don't think he's fixing the stereo.
05:34Huh.
05:38Boy, that is a beauty, ain't it?
05:40Old NASCAR decked out and everything.
05:43I wonder if it's as fast as it looks.
05:45I sure would like to give it a try one day, I'll tell you that.
05:59And these are my assistants, Jojo and Ana Louise.
06:04Oh, hey, Ana Louise. Nice to meet you, Jojo.
06:06And this is Mr. Jones. He's my grease monkey.
06:09I'll bet he is. Hi, Mr. Jones.
06:12Boy, he's cute little devil, ain't he?
06:13I bet he gets under the car easy.
06:15Please join us.
06:16Oh, sure.
06:17Hey, how about I get y'all some beers?
06:19Yeah, make mine a light, would you, Daisy?
06:21Jojo, take Mr. Jones to the bar and buy him a drink of milk on the rocks.
06:29Sure, sure. Bye, Mr. Jones.
06:32Listen, our cousin Daisy said y'all wanted to talk to us.
06:35But she didn't say about what?
06:37Well, I'm a big fan of yours, Bo.
06:40Really?
06:40You too, Luke.
06:42I've seen y'all race on the circuit.
06:43I'm racing my own car on the circuit this year, starting Saturday.
06:46In Capital City and the 150.
06:48Great!
06:49Oh, that car out there, I spent over $100,000 conditioning and modifying it.
06:53Now all I need is a first-rate driver and a backup.
06:56Well, shoot, we don't know much of anybody around here.
06:58I think you'll find these contracts more than generous.
07:04Contracts?
07:06I want you to drive for me.
07:08And, Luke, I want you to be my chief mechanic and backup driver.
07:13Aren't you even going to read them?
07:15No thanks, ma'am.
07:17I'm sure that the contracts check out just fine, but...
07:20We made a decision to quit the circuit and we're going to stick with that.
07:23And there's nothing I can say that will change your minds?
07:27No, ma'am, but we sure do appreciate the offer.
07:30Thanks for the beer.
07:31Yeah, thank you.
07:32Bye-bye.
07:39Well, I'll bet that's the first time you ever took no for Nance.
07:46It's a beauty.
07:47Dang, Shane.
07:50Yeah, that it is.
08:01You suppose he's supposed to be in there?
08:03Why don't we ask him when he comes out?
08:20Clever fella.
08:21If he was going to get caught, he wanted it to look like he wasn't nothing more than a sneak
08:25thief.
08:34Now, that used to work for y'all in hazard high football.
08:38But it don't work on cars, boys. You all right?
08:40Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Ain't nothing more than a heal in a couple of years.
08:43All right, come on. Let's go.
08:44All right, come on. Let's go.
08:44Don't you drive. I'm too sore.
08:54Now, while the Duke boys was chasing what they thought was the sneak thief,
08:59Mary Beth's daddy, old J.J. Carver, that big syndicate fella,
09:02was taking his morning constitutional.
09:05Linda?
09:07You heard from Jojo and Mary Beth?
09:09No, sir, not yet.
09:11Well, suppose you give them a call on the phone.
09:15All right, boys. Let's have at it.
09:20Yuck!
09:30My Beth, did you sign up Duke boys yet?
09:32No, Daddy. They said they were retired and weren't interested.
09:35Well, don't you worry your pretty little head about that, honey.
09:38I think I can make the Duke boys an offer that they can't refuse.
09:42I'll talk to you a little later, honey.
09:44Bye, Daddy.
09:46Has it, has it, has it.
09:49J.D. Hall run that county?
09:51Yes, sir.
09:53My Beth needs a helping hand. Let's go.
10:19Watch out there!
10:21Hey, Luke.
10:22You know, the way things have been going, I'm betting a high-speed flat tire is just the beginning.
10:33Turn! Turn, turn, turn!
10:36Oh, oh!
10:39Ah, dang it.
10:40We found ourselves a sheriff.
10:42What?
10:45Roscoe!
10:45Ah!
10:46Watch out now.
10:49All right, you do.
10:51Oh!
10:52I got you!
10:53And I'm serious this time you're ready.
10:55Roscoe, what?
10:55You're under arrest.
10:56What for?
10:57Well, are you kidding?
10:58For speeding as usual.
11:00All right, put your hands on this hood.
11:02Now, wait a minute.
11:02We've been racing the general here.
11:04That hood's awful hot.
11:05Oh, tiddly duddly.
11:06I've heard that story a million times.
11:08Roscoe!
11:09Roscoe!
11:24Well, when Mr. Big arrived at the boar's nest, he headed inside to make boss an offer that
11:29he couldn't refuse.
11:41There, wait.
11:42Wait a minute.
11:43Decent folks knocked before entering.
11:44I was told I could find a certain Mr. Hogg here.
11:47Yeah, you were, huh?
11:48Well, uh...
11:49Wait a minute.
11:50You look familiar.
11:51Really?
11:51I don't believe we've ever met.
11:52No, well, I see.
11:53Some part of you, somewhere, someplace.
11:55Mr. Carver is a very well-known man.
11:57Oh!
11:58That's it.
11:59That TV show last week.
12:01Uh, uh, uh, uh, 60 Minutes.
12:03Yeah.
12:04Say, you were the one who was talking to the Senate Crime Commission with your hand in
12:08front of your face.
12:09When you wasn't hiding behind a newspaper, you had your head buried in your coot.
12:13Oh!
12:15Gee, gee, Carver!
12:16That's you, isn't it?
12:18It sure is.
12:20Uh, Mr. Carver, you're the biggest, uh, uh, business man in the whole South.
12:27Listen, I didn't know it was you when you come in.
12:30Oh, I never would have said decent folks should knock, you know, and all that.
12:32Listen, have a seat.
12:33Have a seagull.
12:34Have anything I got.
12:36Well, I wanted two boys by the name of Bo and Luke Duke.
12:40Uh, oh.
12:41Uh, well, uh, uh, you want them alive, don't you?
12:44I just want to talk to them.
12:46Do you think you could arrange that, Mr. Hogg?
12:48Oh, yeah.
12:49Two Duke boys coming right on.
12:54Uh, uh, this is Commissioner J.D. Hogg calling,
12:57Sheriff Roscoe P. Coochie.
12:59Well, old boss ordered Roscoe to bring the boys in.
13:02And Roscoe hearing his master's voice.
13:04Done like he was ordered.
13:05That's a big 10-4, little fat buddy.
13:08I got him.
13:08Good, good.
13:09Good job.
13:09At the same time, not far away, someone else was issuing some orders of his own.
13:14Now, about that license plate number and the description of those two young men,
13:17I'm going to want to know everything there is to know about them.
13:20And fast.
13:21All right, you Dukes.
13:22Come on in here.
13:23Get in here.
13:24All right.
13:24Oh, boss.
13:25Good news.
13:26Now, I got the Dukes, you know.
13:27Now, I nailed them.
13:28Let's jail them.
13:29Yeah, yeah, good.
13:30All right, you dudes.
13:31Just get on out of here while we take a bite.
13:33That, that, that, Roscoe what?
13:34This, uh, so-called dude is, uh, Mr. J.J. Carver.
13:38Oh, tiddly, tiddly.
13:40And I'm Roscoe.
13:44Did you say Carver?
13:45You mean the Carver?
13:47Yeah.
13:48Listen, are you comfortable?
13:49We'll get you a nice chair.
13:50Let's get him a bottle.
13:51Boss, what are we doing here?
13:52All we're trying to do is help Roscoe do his job.
13:54All right, all right.
13:55I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
13:56Uh, I was just, uh, doing my duty as I promised Mr. Carver here.
14:00Here they are, the Duke boys.
14:02Yes, boys, I am responsible for your being here, and I do apologize for any inconvenience.
14:07I did want to talk to you both, so maybe we could go into my daughter's motor home and have
14:10our conversation there.
14:12Any place is better than this.
14:13Uh, and before you go, uh, Bo, or Luke, uh, uh, is there anything that your Commissioner Hall can do
14:20for you two fine young individuals?
14:23Well, now that you mention it, the General is sitting out there with a flat tire.
14:26Oh, flat tire.
14:28Oh, well, we'll take care of that.
14:30We'll take care of your whole car.
14:31The county will pay for any and all damages.
14:33You see, Mr. Carver, there ain't nothing I wouldn't do for you.
14:37Oh, and listen, and Boss Hogg is better at doing nothing than anybody in Hazard.
14:42Good.
14:43Uh, would you please?
14:44Well, gentlemen, please.
14:45Gentlemen, please.
14:46I'm just trying to help you listen here.
14:48Hey, uh, uh.
14:49Oh, thank you.
14:49Is that enough?
14:50What?
14:52Oh.
14:54Oh.
14:54Oh, Roscoe.
14:55That's as close to playing with dynamite as I ever want to get.
14:58I know it.
15:06Mind your manners, Mr. Jones.
15:09Well, honey, why don't you all go into the boy's nest and take advantage of Mr. Hogg's
15:13gracious hospitality while Bo and Luke and I talk things over.
15:17Okay, Danny.
15:18You beating you?
15:19Yeah, boys, why don't you come over in here and have a seat.
15:22Yes, sir.
15:25It's quite a place you got here.
15:27Right.
15:30Now, if this is about that offer that your daughter made to us...
15:34I heard that you had turned that down, and I don't blame you none.
15:36Now, she graduated from college with honors, and she knows a lot about racing cars, but
15:41she's not a very good businesswoman.
15:43Now, boys, I am prepared to offer you $50,000 and all the purses you win for you to drive
15:49for my Mary Beth.
15:50Well, Mr. Carver, that's a whole lot of money.
15:52Well, it's worth it to me.
15:53You see, I am a businessman, you might say.
15:57Car racing doesn't mean very much to me, but it is my daughter's big passion.
16:01And whatever it takes to make her happy, she's gonna get.
16:04Well, we appreciate your confidence in this, Mr. Carver, but we made the decision to quit
16:09the circuit, and we don't ever plan to leave Hazard County again.
16:13Mary Beth explained that to me, too.
16:15And I understand.
16:16But would you do me a very large favor?
16:18Would you just think on it for a spell?
16:21And that amount of money can make living a lot easier.
16:25And then you give my daughter your final answer.
16:27Now, is that a deal?
16:28Yes, sir.
16:29I don't think it's gonna change your mind much.
16:31Well, do you think at all?
16:32We sure will.
16:34I appreciate that, boys.
16:39Howdy.
16:45Did that guy Carver look familiar to you?
16:47Maybe a little bit.
16:49He sure looks like somebody who ain't used to take a no for an answer.
16:52Yeah, that's true.
16:53If I could get myself in tight with J.J. Carver and his family,
16:57well, someday I could be running this whole state myself.
17:00Oh.
17:01Of course, I wouldn't be doing the terrible things J.J. Carver does.
17:04Of course not.
17:05You'd be doing those terrible things that you do.
17:07Yeah.
17:07Mm-hmm.
17:08You know something?
17:09I'm just thinking, you know.
17:10What is J.J. Carver?
17:12Now, that man's got class.
17:13What's he doing with those riff-raff Duke boys?
17:15That's right.
17:15That's right.
17:16And that's what we gotta find out, ain't it?
17:18Right.
17:18All right.
17:18I want you to get out there and you start tailing them Duke boys.
17:20You hear?
17:21Mm-hmm.
17:21You take this flea-bitten friend of yours with you,
17:23and you bring me back enough information
17:25so as one day I can become a godfather myself.
17:29Oh, good.
17:31And listen, and when you make all that money being a godfather,
17:34then since you ain't got no children of your own, you can adopt me.
17:37Hmm?
17:38Adopt you?
17:38Mm-hmm.
17:39All right, you can be my runaway son.
17:40No!
17:41So start running!
17:42Come on!
17:42Come on!
17:43Come on!
17:43Come on!
17:45Did you?
17:46Yeah.
17:47Yeah, you left one.
17:49Hmm.
17:51New and improved.
17:53Whoever thought we'd have turned down more money in one day
17:55than we thought we was gonna make in our whole lifetime.
17:58Feels kinda good though, don't it?
18:00No.
18:04Hey, remember that guy we was chasing?
18:06Yeah.
18:06Back.
18:07Huh.
18:09Hey, you know, we forgot to tell Mary Beth he was sneaking around her trailer.
18:12Well, let's lose him with circle back around him and ask him a few questions.
18:16Yeah, four.
18:40All right, hold it, hold it.
18:42Before you Duke boys do anything to make me sorry for her,
18:44I wanna show you something here.
18:46Hold it.
18:49I'm a federal agent.
18:51Wait a minute, how'd you know who we are?
18:52My name is Walden, I'm assigned to the strike force.
18:55Strike force?
18:56A special unit involved in fighting organized crime.
18:58Now, I checked you boys out, I know I can trust you.
19:01I want you to use my car phone here.
19:07And check up on me.
19:09Yeah, Luke, use the phone, I wanna watch him.
19:19Good fishing.
19:20Those Duke boys, they're having a secret meeting down there, and we gotta sneak down there and find out what
19:24it is.
19:25Come to dead, eh, Velveteers?
19:27Let's go.
19:27Oh, way.
19:29Oh, way.
19:32Oh, way.
19:34Oh, way.
19:34Oh, way.
19:34Oh, way.
19:34Well, much blize.
19:37Washington, D.C., direct.
19:39Geez, I guess we owe you an apology.
19:40Special Agent Walden explained to the Duke boys that J.J. Carver was the baddest number one dude in all
19:46the sites.
19:46And that the government wanted to put him in jail.
19:48But they needed evidence.
19:50In the past year, two good agents have died trying to infiltrate Carver's organization.
19:55Oh, I swear to hear that, but I still don't see how that concerns me and Bo.
19:59Well, the department has learned that something big is gonna happen.
20:02We don't know exactly what, where, or when.
20:04Sir, that don't tell us nothing.
20:05What, uh, what do you want with Luke and me?
20:07I heard your, uh, deal with Carver.
20:11I bugged his daughter's mobile home.
20:14That's what he was doing for sure.
20:15Court order.
20:16Now, Mary Beth just talked to us about driving a car.
20:19She didn't say nothing about her daddy's business.
20:20Well, chances are Mary Beth doesn't know anything about her daddy's business.
20:24But if you accept his offer, you can be our foot in the door.
20:27And you may see or hear something to put that scum where he belongs.
20:30Ain't you asking an awful lot of a couple of country boys?
20:33Oh, I'm not asking. Your country's asking.
20:36See, it ain't our decision to make.
20:37We're gonna have to talk it over with our family first.
20:39Uh-uh, that's impossible.
20:41It's too dangerous for your uncle and your cousin.
20:43If Carver got suspicious, he could send some of his boys over there, rough them up.
20:46They could get hurt real bad.
20:48Now, if you decide to come in with us,
20:50you've gotta give me your word that you're not gonna mention it to anybody,
20:53friend or family.
20:55Just hang on a second.
20:58Here's a nice little tree for you.
21:00See, you don't wanna go down this steep hill,
21:03but daddy'll scuff your little velvet ears.
21:05Unless you just stay right here.
21:07Daddy'll be right back.
21:10Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
21:15Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
21:19Ooh! Ooh!
21:19That... That... I think I broke everything.
21:22It seems to me that we got an obligation to do the right thing.
21:26Now, here we got a chance to put away somebody
21:28who's been ruining a whole lot of lives.
21:30Maybe people we know.
21:33You really think we can do that?
21:35He seems to think we can.
21:39You got yourself a deal.
21:41We'll do it.
21:42You won't be sorry.
21:43I hope not.
21:45I got the feeling Carver don't take too kindly to people double-crossing him.
21:49Will I tell boss what I just heard?
21:51Okay, we'll meet again before you boys leave for Capital City
21:54and discuss the details, all right?
21:56All right.
21:56Okay.
22:01Well, when you boys get ready to talk about whatever it is you don't wanna talk about,
22:06I'm ready to talk it over.
22:08In the meantime, I'm gonna enjoy my cooking.
22:11Hey, everybody! I'm home!
22:13Hey, Daisy!
22:14Hi!
22:14Hey, Daisy!
22:15Sorry I'm so late, but boss had me counting all the dang glasses.
22:20What are y'all looking so glum about?
22:22Did you tell Uncle Jesse about the offer you turned down to drive on the NASCAR circuit?
22:26Daisy.
22:27I'm so proud of you.
22:28I could just bust.
22:31And you know what, Bo?
22:32When that girl started batting her lashes at you,
22:34I thought it was all over.
22:35Didn't you?
22:36I thought that was it.
22:38Daisy.
22:40Didn't you tell Uncle Jesse?
22:42Uh, no.
22:42I don't know.
22:44Why?
22:48We changed our minds.
22:51Uh, yeah.
22:52Uh, do y'all have any idea how much money there is in driving a NASCAR?
22:55Well, we can buy another farm.
23:00I don't believe what I'm hearing.
23:03Daisy, uh, if the boys wanna go back on the NASCAR circuit,
23:06what?
23:07They should go with our blessing.
23:09Well, I ain't blessing them.
23:10For going back on their word.
23:13And breaking up this family.
23:16Y'all better tell me this is a joke.
23:18It ain't no joke, Daisy.
23:20We ain't gonna be gone forever, Daisy.
23:21If you're coming back...
23:22There's more to it than that.
23:23Excuse me up, Jesse.
23:24No.
23:34Daisy, look.
23:35We understand how you feel.
23:36No, you don't.
23:37Or you wouldn't be leaving.
23:39And how do you think Uncle Jesse's gonna feel come Saturday,
23:42and everybody's wishing him happy birthday,
23:44except the two people he loves more than anything in this world?
23:48And what about harvesting time is coming up?
23:51How do you expect a man his age to do it all by himself, huh?
23:55Someday you're gonna know how it is with Luke and me now.
23:58Yeah, well, I know how I feel right now.
24:01Daisy, wait!
24:09I tell you, among the Dukes,
24:11love of family ain't something to be taken too lightly.
24:21Well, I suppose we better go off.
24:23Tell Mary Beth she's got herself a couple of drivers, huh?
24:25Yeah, Judas and his cousin, huh?
24:46Old Boe and Luke are jeopardizing the Duke family peace,
24:49and their own lives by going up against J.J. Carver.
24:51And then, boys, it's good stuff.
25:05Here goes nothing.
25:06Yeah, boy.
25:12It's open.
25:15Well, what a surprise.
25:17Come on in.
25:18Thanks.
25:18Sit down.
25:20Would you like a drink?
25:21Uh, no.
25:22No, thank you.
25:26Well, welcome back, boys.
25:29Is this business or pleasure?
25:31This is business.
25:32We had a talk with your dad.
25:34Yeah, it looks like you got yourself one driver and one chief mechanic.
25:37Oh, I'm delighted.
25:40I guess my daddy is a better negotiator than I am.
25:44Well, he did do some fancy negotiating,
25:46but that wasn't the only thing we took into account.
25:48We said yes.
25:50I hope you mean that, Boe.
25:52I think it's terrific.
25:54We could use a little new blood around here.
25:56Yeah, I feel the same way.
25:58As long as none of it gets shed.
26:00Ain't a cause of winning, that is.
26:01I'm glad you said that, Duke.
26:03It's dangerous out at the racetrack.
26:10You say them Duke boys are planning to double-cross J.J. Carver?
26:13What?
26:14Well, how are they gonna do that?
26:15I have no idea.
26:16Oh, let's get their hands off of this.
26:18Well, you've got to find out, don't you?
26:19Well...
26:20Boss told Roscoe to stick with the Dukes
26:22and get any information that would help Boss get in good with Carver.
26:25Also, Boss wanted to know what Carver wanted with the Dukes in the first place.
26:43Well, we got a Roscoe.
26:45He ain't got his siren on, no?
26:46Maybe he ain't chasing us.
26:48Well, you gotta lose him anyway before we go see Wallop.
26:5110-4.
26:53Hey, did they finish putting the macadam on Peachtree Lane?
26:56I don't know.
26:57But what difference does it make?
26:58Let's go.
26:59All right.
27:04Hey, Boss, what do you think you're gonna do?
27:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
27:16oh.
27:24Oh, goodness, Flash.
27:25You don't think Boss is gonna buy the fact that this was Ennis' fault, do you?
27:29No, neither do I.
27:33Say, Daisy, you sure don't look happy.
27:36Listen, if you're troubled by what I'm charging for the beer
27:39at Uncle Jesse's surprise birthday party, I'll tell you what I'll do.
27:43I'll let you have all the free popcorn you want at half price.
27:48Boss, it ain't what you're doing.
27:50It's them cousins of mine and what they're doing.
27:53Oh, oh, now, now, now, now.
27:56Listen, why, you come right over here, Sugar Pie,
28:00and you tell your Uncle Boss what it's all about.
28:04Okay.
28:05You're gonna be in front of the post office in Capital City
28:08every day from 12 to 1.
28:10And we got that phone number at the Treasury Office you gave us
28:13in case there's an emergency.
28:15All right, now, here's the smallest mini-camera that there is.
28:20That's just in case you guys see something that might interest us.
28:25Bo, Luke, I know what a big personal sacrifice this has been for you two.
28:29I just want you to know that if we get Carver,
28:31you will have done something for your government that no one else has been able to do.
28:37We'll give it a shot.
28:39Well, the Duke boys had themselves a real problem.
28:41But over at the Boar's Nest, old boss figured that he had a solution for his.
28:46Yeah, Daisy Duke told me so herself.
28:49The Dukes are gonna be racing Eerie Biff Carver's racing car on the NASCAR circuit.
28:53Now listen, tell me, that fellow you saw talking to the Dukes, what did he look like?
28:58Beady eyes, sneaky, he looked like a gambler.
29:00A gambler?
29:01Listen, J.J. Carver's got the biggest gambler syndicate in the South.
29:05Yeah, and there's still gonna be lots of betting on that race Saturday.
29:08So put that together with what you heard, and what do you get?
29:13How much time do I have?
29:14The Dukes are gonna throw the race!
29:16How much time do you need?
29:19Well...
29:19Daisy?
29:22Uh, Daisy?
29:24What is it, Uncle Jesse?
29:25Uh, the boys are ready to leave now.
29:27Come on out and say goodbye.
29:29I ain't coming out until those turkeys are gone.
29:32And Uncle Jesse, don't you ask me to change my mind, cause I ain't gonna.
29:36I never want to see them again.
29:39She don't really mean that.
29:44Don't be too hard on her.
29:46Job offers like this just don't come up every day.
29:48We'll be back.
29:50Yeah, you will.
29:51And, uh, remember that, uh, you always got a home here if you need it.
29:58If Jesse feels bad now, he'd really be worried if he knew what Bo and Luke was going into.
30:08Bye, little boy.
30:09Yeah.
30:13Little baby.
30:14Now you can do it.
30:16Yes, sir.
30:18See you going, Bo.
30:18Now you have a good birthday, too, now.
30:20Yeah.
30:21Yeah, I will.
30:21Say goodbye to Daisy.
30:22Yeah.
30:35Let's go.
30:36Let's go.
30:36Where do you leave, O.G.?
30:37Let's go on along here.
30:55I swear, I hate to see that old man in trouble.
31:05Tony Reno.
31:06He's coming.
31:07That makes four.
31:09Two more to go.
31:10Just think, Bender, come Saturday, all the top syndicate bosses in America going to be sitting right here in this
31:16room.
31:19Is something bothering you, Bender?
31:22Yes, sir.
31:24It's the day of the big race.
31:25The town will be crawling with cops.
31:27That's right.
31:28All they're going to be concerned about is crowd control.
31:31There are going to be thousands of cars without a state license plates here.
31:35I could not have picked a better time or a better place.
31:47Better take me.
31:55Your names, please?
31:56Boe and Luke Duke, sir.
31:58You're expected, gentlemen.
31:59I hope you don't mind, we have to check out you and your luggage.
32:02No cameras, tape recorders, or weapons are allowed inside.
32:06Step out, please.
32:07Yes, sir.
32:08The most dangerous thing we brought is our personalities.
32:16I'm sorry we ain't, uh, pretty and female.
32:24Care for some popcorn?
32:25Ain't a lot to eat on duty.
32:28Miss Carver's expecting you.
32:30Just drive through the gate and down the road.
32:32You can't miss her.
32:33Thank you. I appreciate it.
32:37About two?
32:38All right.
32:40See you boys later.
32:42Keep smiling.
32:46There's the Carver place.
32:48Listen, how are we going to get around them guards?
32:50We don't.
32:51No, what we're going to do is we're going to drive around and around
32:54until we find a good spot where we can sit up camp
32:56and see what's going on.
32:59Onward!
33:04Look, how come they didn't find that camera?
33:06This ain't allowed to eat on duty.
33:08What?
33:09It was a hot butter camera.
33:23Over here, Bo!
33:27Hi!
33:30Hi!
33:32Howdy!
33:33Hey, y'all!
33:34Bo and Luke?
33:35Yeah.
33:36Boy, you got quite a spread here.
33:38I'll tell you what.
33:39Woo!
33:40Boy, I was beginning to think you'd change your minds again.
33:42No, we didn't, uh, shoot, we'd never do things like that.
33:46Well, come on.
33:47I'll show you around to your home away from home.
33:50Jojo, get those things.
33:52Oh, that's all right.
33:53I got them.
33:54I'll show you around.
33:56All right, great.
33:58Boy, this car, y'all, sure is something.
34:01I bet your handle's good, too, huh, don't you?
34:03Well, as soon as you unpack, I'll let you take it out on our road.
34:06Really?
34:06Then after lunch, you can take it out to the track
34:08and let it all out and meet the pit crew.
34:10Yeah, I'd love to meet the guys on the crew.
34:12I'd best unpack right now, then, huh?
34:13Bo?
34:14Yeah.
34:14If there's anything you need, I live all alone in the East Wing.
34:19Oh, well, your father must like his privacy, huh?
34:22We both do.
34:28The Dukes are a long way from Hazard County today.
34:31Life in the fast lane.
34:33Mighty impressive.
34:35Boy, this lady sure has got some class.
34:38Just don't forget the reason why we're here, all right?
34:40Well, how could I forget that?
34:54What's them Dukes doing, boss?
34:56They're doing nothing.
34:57Just like you.
34:58Well, suppose you wouldn't pack our gear and set up camp.
35:00Go on, will you?
35:01Hey, pesky mosquitoes around here.
35:08There's another one, isn't there?
35:10Yeah.
35:10Hold still.
35:11Where is it?
35:11Hold still.
35:12Hold still.
35:12Where is it?
35:12Right on your chin.
35:13My chin?
35:13Hold still.
35:14Oh, no, no.
35:21I got it, boss.
35:22That's one mosquito that won't bother you again.
35:28That's right, Flash.
35:29That'll teach even a mosquito to mess with.
35:32Rascopee Coltrane.
35:34Why did I ever bring them with me?
35:35I should have come alone.
35:37Did you break anything important?
35:38No, but I will in a minute.
35:40Just wait till I get my hands on you.
35:52The Dukes are here.
35:54Good.
35:55Is that going to interfere with what you're planning?
36:00Nothing or no one is going to interfere.
36:01Yeah, you would do well to remember that, Bender.
36:09Remember, you're just checking out to make sure everything works.
36:11All right.
36:12Wayne, give me a hand with this seatbelt, would you?
36:16Jeff, Terry, is everything cool?
36:17Everything checks out fine, Luke.
36:19Have you got that listening device working yet?
36:21Here.
36:21Boss, listen.
36:22I got it working now.
36:23Take a listen.
36:24Oh, good.
36:25Boy, you'd swear that you were sitting right on their lap.
36:28Yeah.
36:29Turn it up, be a good for me.
36:30I turned it up full volume.
36:36Aah!
36:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
37:00How's the running boat?
37:01Just as smooth as silk on set, cousin.
37:04All right.
37:06Woo!
37:19All right.
37:20Come on, come on, come on.
37:21Come on, come on, come on.
37:24That looks good.
37:25Yeah.
37:26Yeah.
37:27All right.
37:29There you go.
37:31How's that, man?
37:31You doing all right?
37:32Yeah.
37:37I'll tell you what, I know I'm supposed to be interested in that girl,
37:39but this car is something else.
37:41Just keep your mind on business.
37:42Yeah.
37:43That was some kind of driving thought.
37:44Hey, well, some kind of car you got there, darling.
37:46What do you think, Mr. Carver?
37:48I think I just lost my best income tax write-off.
37:51Thank you, sir.
37:52Funny.
37:53You got two good drivers there.
37:55Oh, Daddy, I know you got a big business deal cooking,
37:58but you will be at the race.
37:59As soon as that flag drops, I'll be there.
38:01I've arranged a picnic lunch for everybody up by the swimming pool.
38:04Oh.
38:05Would you walk me over to the car, huh?
38:06Sure, now.
38:08Luke, you suppose that big business deal she's talking about is why we're here?
38:12It could well be.
38:13Jesse, why don't you see if you can get alone with her at lunch?
38:16She might know more than she's aware of.
38:17We never mention business when there are strangers around.
38:21Well, I'm sorry, Daddy, but if Bo Duke is more interested in your business than in your daughter, I'm slipping.
38:31To a man like Jesse Duke, family is what matters most in life.
38:35And Jesse couldn't see no way that his family was ever going to be together again.
38:40So he tried to remedy the matter.
38:43You know, Daisy, I was thinking, why don't you and me drive up to Castle City and just take in
38:51the big race?
38:52Uncle Jesse, I got things to do, and so do you.
38:55Remember, you said you were going to help Cooter with the inventory.
38:59Oh, yeah, I guess I did.
39:02Uncle Jesse, I respect the way you feel about Bo Luke.
39:07I hope you respect the way I feel, too.
39:10Okay.
39:12Sure.
39:13And I do.
39:15Our Heavenly Father, we thank thee for this bounty of Stable House placed before us.
39:20Amen.
39:22Matter of fact, I think I'm going to take a walk and walk some of this off.
39:25Anybody care to join me?
39:26I think I'd like to walk.
39:32Well, what about your friend?
39:34Who cares?
39:37We'll see you later.
39:38Okay, you ought to be good now.
39:41See you later.
39:43Bo?
39:44Yes, ma'am.
39:45Will you tell me something truthfully?
39:47Well, sure, I'll give it my best shot.
39:50Yesterday, when you said you took other things into account when you took this job,
39:56was I one of them?
39:58Yes, you were.
40:00Sure were.
40:09Uh, look, Mr. Jones, if you don't mind, why don't you go on and get and find your own girl,
40:12huh?
40:13Go on and get!
40:14What?
40:16Well, he's something else.
40:29You know I can carry that.
40:31Yeah, I suppose you can.
40:33Oh!
40:42I promise I'll be hate.
40:45Sorry to hear that.
40:48Look, I have a permit for the gun.
40:50I'm an ex-police officer.
40:53See, Jojo and I aren't Mary Beth's assistants.
40:55We're her bodyguards.
40:58Well, listen.
40:59Kidnapping rich young ladies is always in season, you know?
41:02Well, it seems to me that the body that Jojo's interested in guarding is yours.
41:07Yeah, well, that's his problem.
41:15That ain't his only problem.
41:21Luke!
41:22Luke!
41:23Come back here, Luke!
41:24Come back here, Luke!
41:38Stop it!
41:42Stop it!
41:43If Mr. Carver finds out, we'll all be gone.
41:46What's this about, Jojo?
41:48Ask me a new boyfriend.
41:50Luke?
41:52Just a misunderstanding.
41:56Just you and me head over the track.
42:02Roseco!
42:03That deuce!
42:04They're going off someplace.
42:06All right, come on.
42:06Come on, come on.
42:07We gotta follow them.
42:08Why?
42:08Why?
42:09Why?
42:09Because they're bound to make a mistake sooner or later.
42:11And we gotta be there.
42:13That way we'll get the evidence to show Dee Dee.
42:15Boss, but you know something between me and you and Flash?
42:19We're on a fool's errand.
42:20Well, then you especially should feel right at home.
42:23Come on.
42:24Give me a hand, will you?
42:25Give me off of here.
42:26Wait a minute now.
42:26Now grab this arm over here.
42:28That's the idea.
42:29Ah!
42:30Ah!
42:32Ah!
42:33Ah!
42:34Ah!
42:34Ah!
42:35Ah!
42:36Ah!
42:37Ah!
42:38Ah!
42:51Ah!
42:55That's good, Pete.
42:57Good.
42:59Mary Beth, win the time trials.
43:01Tomorrow.
43:01The day of the race?
43:02Afraid so.
43:03We do things different out here.
43:05This is Tri-County race one.
43:06That's right.
43:07I remember from last year.
43:08Bo?
43:09Yeah?
43:09The engineer who modified this car would like to ride with you.
43:12Well, sure.
43:13No problem.
43:13Come on, Herky.
43:14Let's go.
43:15Very good.
43:16I'll get you a helmet.
43:20Wait a minute.
43:20Are you telling me that you modified this car yourself?
43:23Well, how come you didn't say something about it before?
43:25Oh, some men think if a woman can do things like that, she's not much of a woman.
43:29Well, not this one.
43:30Hop on in there.
43:30Fix your seat, would you, Herky?
43:32It's already done.
43:33Well, all right.
43:34I'd open the door for you, but, uh...
43:36I'll get it.
43:38So, she made itself.
43:40Mr. Carver sure seems to enjoy being generous with his daughter.
43:44Yeah, well, that's his way of holding on to her, you know.
43:47As much time as he spends around her, he must not get to the office very much.
43:51Well, honey, his office is in his den.
43:53Is that right?
43:54Yeah.
44:00Good old boy.
44:01These uniforms ain't half bad for $10.
44:03The only trouble was, I had to give him an IOU for $500 as deposit.
44:06Oh, yeah.
44:07All right, all right.
44:07Listen, keep your head down.
44:09Keep your head down?
44:10Pretend like it worked.
44:11What do you mean, pretend?
44:13You know, like you usually do at the office.
44:15Oh, good grief.
44:18Ow!
44:19What?
44:20Police!
44:20Boy, excuse me.
44:21Didn't I tell you to follow me?
44:22Yes.
44:23Well, do it.
44:23Come on.
44:30Come on now, Maribeth.
44:31Don't touch anything.
44:32But I've got to read the tachometer.
44:34Maribeth, you...
44:34Hey!
44:45What the heck do you think you were doing?
44:51That was a stupid thing for you to be doing.
44:54Only trying to read the tach.
44:55You could have got us both killed is what you could have done.
44:57If you want to know what the engine RPMs are, why don't you just ask me?
45:00I am the driver, remember?
45:01Well, I am the owner, remember?
45:03Your car, you drive it.
45:10That is it.
45:11If you think Mr. Carver is trouble, this girl is a big problem.
45:13Hold on a second.
45:14She's just a spoiled brat.
45:16Hey, listen, we've got a job to do and we're going to do it.
45:18We ain't going to back out.
45:20You just keep your wits about you.
45:21Just cool down.
45:23Yeah, all right, all right.
45:25All right.
45:39I want it right there, Lupper Boy.
45:42If you think this is bad, take a look at what's coming.
45:46I want it right there, Lupper Boy.
46:23Do you need to do?
46:27I want it right there, Lupper Boy.
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