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00:01Tonight, on The Dukes.
00:03Get me a dog and a bride.
00:06No!
00:07Daisy's a reluctant bride.
00:08And the Dukes are up in the air about it.
00:16I can take care of myself.
00:26That's Big Tan 4, cousin.
00:34Just a good old boy.
00:38Never meaning no harm.
00:42Beats all you've never saw.
00:44Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:48Straightening the curves.
00:52Flatening the hills.
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how.
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:13Just a good old boy.
01:17Wouldn't change if they could.
01:21Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:29It was one of them ordinary hazard mornings, meaning something was about to happen.
01:34The boys were doing the chores, and Daisy was about to further her career at the boy's nest.
01:39What?
01:40What's wrong with that thing?
01:41I don't know.
01:42Hold on there. You ain't getting very far in this thing the way it sounds now.
01:45Well, okay, but I don't want to be late, fellas.
01:47Well, try it again.
01:49Okay.
01:51Whoa!
01:51Jeez, hold on now.
01:52What have you been doing to this thing?
01:54The timing's way off by the sound of that backfire.
01:56Well, it'll get me to the boy's nest, then I'll call Cooter, okay?
01:59No, it won't. Now, hold on just a second.
02:01Don't take the chance of you winding up on the side of the road someplace.
02:04Hey, tell you what, Luke and me run you down in the General Lee ourselves.
02:07Listen, fellas, you've been treating me different ever since you came back from the NASCAR circuit.
02:12How's that?
02:13You've been hovering over me like a couple of mother hands.
02:16Like yesterday, you wouldn't let me climb up on top of the roof and fix that leak.
02:20Yeah, but...
02:20Yeah, but the day before, you wouldn't let me go to Capital City by myself.
02:23Daisy, Capital City's a big place.
02:25I ain't a child.
02:27Yeah, I can see that.
02:29Okay, you guys, so just back off, all right?
02:31All right, you made your point.
02:33Yeah, we'll back off.
02:34Come on, come on.
02:34First, we're gonna drive you to the boy's nest.
02:36Now, come on, let's go.
02:37Okay.
02:38You're gonna get in there at all.
02:39You're gonna come with us.
02:41Here, give me a hand.
02:42Well, I can do it myself.
02:43All right, all right.
03:16You dang road hogs!
03:19Doggone it.
03:19You all right, Daisy?
03:20Yeah, I'm fine, except for being late.
03:22How about I follow you?
03:25Well, it starts all right.
03:26Here, let me see how we're doing.
03:28We're gonna have to mend that fence.
03:34Meanwhile, a truck full of meanness called the bouldries was arriving at the boar's nest.
03:39Now, they was professional, heavyweight, 200-proof moonshiners.
03:42And they were gonna have a meeting with, oh, guess who.
03:45Do you have any threezies?
03:47No, I don't go fish.
03:48Oh, you dog.
03:54Well, well, well.
03:55Well, Bouldry.
03:56Oh.
03:57See, I'm glad to see you got my message on the network.
04:00Yeah.
04:00You brought your old brood with you, too, huh?
04:02Yeah, Sledge Milo, they always help me deliver.
04:04Uh-huh.
04:05All right, then.
04:06Now, tell me, how many cases of shine did you bring me?
04:10None.
04:10None?
04:11None!
04:12You came more than 50 miles to tell me you brought none?
04:15Well, uh, we darn sold out of everything this trip down.
04:19Oh, but listen, we can bring you up another load tomorrow.
04:23Oh, you can?
04:23Oh, all right.
04:25All right, I guess that'll have to do.
04:26Listen, you'll be at my house of town tomorrow at 12 noon short.
04:31Yeah?
04:31Yeah.
04:31With a shine.
04:32Yeah.
04:33And remember, when you come, use the back door.
04:36Yeah, the back door.
04:37All right, then.
04:38All right, on your way.
04:39Yeah.
04:40All right, go on that way if you want.
04:42Have yourself a little brood.
04:43Let's get ourselves a brood, boy.
04:44Wait a minute.
04:45Hold everything.
04:46That belongs in here, son.
04:48Come on, give it up, Chandler.
04:50That's the way.
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06:16No.
06:17Oh.
06:20Oh.
06:24Hey, Sugar, you're cute.
06:25Well, thank you very much, now get your hands off of me.
06:27No.
06:28I said, get your hands off of me.
06:30Mah-me-die.
06:31Don't worry about it, Daisy. I'll take care of this.
06:33Then we talk about this, I'll take care of myself.
06:35I know we talked about this, but this...
06:51All right, old man. It's just you and me watching from here, all right?
07:05Come on, my boy.
07:13Holy animal!
07:14Come on, come on.
07:19Come on, come on.
07:20Yeah, all right, Daisy.
07:34Go, go, go, go!
07:35Go, go, go!
07:36Go, go, go!
07:40All right, you're ceasing the incest.
07:43Stop it!
07:44This isn't...
07:45You all right?
07:46Yeah, I'm all right, Uncle Jesse.
07:50All right.
07:51You're ceasing the incest.
07:51Oh, you guys make me so mad.
07:54It's him that started it.
07:55Well, now, wait a minute, Daisy. He look like he's gonna rough you up.
07:58He's as big as a house.
07:59Listen, fellas.
08:00I've been working here for four years.
08:02And believe me, I can take care of myself.
08:05No matter how big the guy is, no matter how fresh he is,
08:07I can take care of myself.
08:11See?
08:14Can I have one of them?
08:15Sure.
08:18It hurt?
08:19Yeah, it hurts a lot.
08:21That was dumb to do.
08:23Uncle Jesse, if I just had about two more minutes of that guy,
08:25I'd have taken care of him.
08:26Oh, please.
08:27How's your lip?
08:28It's split.
08:29Yeah.
08:30I thought so.
08:31All right.
08:33Up with it.
08:35What's upsetting you?
08:37Well, all right.
08:39I'll tell you what's bugging me.
08:42Bone Luke, you've been bugging me a lot lately.
08:46And I apologize the way I tore into you at the boar's nest today.
08:50I'm sorry.
08:53Well, shoot it.
08:54It weren't no big thing.
08:56Yeah, we shouldn't have butted in.
08:58So, I know you love me.
09:00And I love you both so much.
09:03But you gotta realize I ain't in pigtails and braces anymore, fellas.
09:07In fact, I never wore braces.
09:10She's got a point there.
09:12Well, Daisy, we never meant to treat you that way.
09:14It's only because we love you.
09:16I know.
09:17That's real sweet of you.
09:20But you guys gotta realize, you can trust me.
09:23Believe me, I can take care of myself.
09:25Well, from now on, you're gonna have all the elbow room you need.
09:29Oh, yeah?
09:29That's right.
09:30It's a promise.
09:31Promise?
09:31And you can count on that.
09:33All right.
09:36Guys.
09:37Easy, easy.
09:38I know.
09:38He's too hard.
09:40He's older, you know?
09:42I better get dressed.
09:43I got a date with Darcy Kincaid tonight.
09:45Darcy...
09:45Darcy Kincaid?
09:47Boys.
09:49Well, you got something against Darcy now?
09:51No.
09:52No, no.
09:53He's a good kind of nice guy.
09:54Bye.
10:00You couldn't sleep either, huh?
10:02No, not at all.
10:04You want some more ham?
10:06Actually, you can have half of my sandwich.
10:08All right.
10:08How was the milk?
10:09I'll go for that.
10:19Woohoo.
10:21Sounds like Daisy's home.
10:23Sure was a super evening, Daisy.
10:25I loved every minute of it, Darcy.
10:27Do you mind if I kiss you?
10:28I mind if you didn't.
10:30Really?
10:31Mm-hmm.
10:33Oh.
10:46I got it.
10:51What's she, uh, doing?
10:55Can't really tell.
10:56Oh.
11:06Listen, Darcy.
11:07I'm sorry about this.
11:08And, uh, I really had a good time with you tonight.
11:10I hope we can do it again sometime.
11:11Yeah.
11:18She's gonna kill me.
11:20Looks like something I'd have done.
11:29I don't believe it.
11:31I come home from a date, and what do I see?
11:33But my big old cousin's hanging out the window.
11:35I'm sorry, Daisy.
11:37Listen, that shade thing was just next.
11:39Luke didn't mean to do it.
11:40You embarrassed me.
11:41Humiliated me in front of a guy I could have really gotten to like, maybe.
11:45Look, we weren't trying to check up on you or nothing.
11:47We'll do anything to make it up for you.
11:49Anything.
11:49As a matter of fact, Luke and me, go out there and talk to him right now.
11:51Sure.
11:51No.
11:52That doesn't.
11:53I don't want to hear another word.
12:02Oh, gosh.
12:07Here's a cup of coffee.
12:08I'll go for that.
12:10Morning, Dr. Bessie.
12:11Got a good start.
12:12Yeah, Luke and me finished the fence on the back 40.
12:14Now, listen, boys.
12:15You better get in there and talk to Daisy.
12:17She's packing.
12:18Packing?
12:19Yeah.
12:19Shoot, where's she going?
12:20She's gonna move into town.
12:22Stay at that rooming house where her friend Sally Jo lives.
12:25Well, dang it.
12:26I knew she was worked up, but that ain't not enough to move out on us.
12:30I've done everything I can to talk her out of it, but she won't listen.
12:33Now, let's go talk.
12:35We'll give it a try.
12:40Daisy, can't we talk about this?
12:42I just can't take you hovering over me anymore.
12:44I feel hemmed in.
12:45I need some air.
12:46I gotta go.
12:48Daisy.
12:49Luke, we already did talk.
12:54Well, Jessie, we can't let her go.
12:56Daisy, listen.
13:00Come on.
13:01Daisy, there's gotta be something we can do to change our mind, ain't there?
13:04I'm afraid not.
13:06Listen, fellas, I gotta live my own life.
13:10If I get burned, I get burned.
13:12I'm all right, Poe.
13:15And I want you to know, there's no hard feelings, okay?
13:19Uncle Jessie, if you ever need me for anything, I ain't far away.
13:23I know that, I know that.
13:38I don't know about y'all, but I'd whole lot rather see them in trouble flying through the air.
13:42This is serious.
13:50Give her some time.
13:52Maybe after she's simmered down, I, uh...
13:57The Dukes wasn't the only ones in Hazard that were shook up this morning.
14:01Boss Hogg was just getting the repair bill for the fire damages out of the boar's nest.
14:05Well, listen.
14:06I ain't gonna pay it.
14:07Well, listen, boss, you don't have to pay it.
14:09What are you talking about?
14:10Well, listen.
14:11Those Duke boys, now, they were in on that fight, weren't they?
14:14Yes.
14:15Well, good news, good news.
14:16Then that means they maybe have started it, huh?
14:18Yeah.
14:19Well, then you can get them to pay that bill.
14:21Well, well, well, well, and well.
14:23What?
14:23Out of the mouths of babes, sometimes comes a gem.
14:27No, what I said...
14:28Well, never mind that.
14:29Listen, I'm proud of you.
14:31Oh!
14:32Not alone.
14:33Yes, some of me has rubbed off on you.
14:37Where are you, carpenter?
14:38Here, listen.
14:39Start working.
14:40You're gonna get every penny that's coming to you.
14:43And you, too.
14:44Listen, take this here bill.
14:46Yeah.
14:46And you get yourself out to the Dukes, and then you demand payment for these damages.
14:59Hi!
15:00Hi!
15:09So you went and did it, huh, Daisy?
15:10Yeah.
15:11Here I am.
15:13Well, come on inside.
15:16You can unpack.
15:18Then we'll talk.
15:19Oh, thanks.
15:21Oh, by the way, while the Dukes were discovering the joys of bachelorhood, they got a call from
15:26some old friends.
15:26I saw a pair of you standing there by the door.
15:29Calling Bo and Luke Duke.
15:30Calling Bo and Luke Duke.
15:33Yeah, you got Bo Duke.
15:34Who I got out there?
15:35Your old pal, Vern Cook.
15:37Skip's with me.
15:38Vern and Skip?
15:39Hey, how you all doing?
15:40Hey, where are you?
15:41Come on outside and take a look above you.
15:4410-4.
15:45Who are they?
15:46Oh, there's a couple of guys we met in.
15:47Oh, wait till you see this.
15:52Oh, there they are.
15:56Tarnation are them.
15:58Oh, I want to confess that thing is called an ultralight.
16:00See, Vern and Skip, they told us to use them back last summer.
16:05You flew in then?
16:06Yes, sir.
16:07We sure did.
16:07You had to be crazy.
16:08You're a lot of fun, I'll tell you that.
16:11Hey, this here's Luke.
16:12What are you two bird men doing around here?
16:14Well, we're heading for a fly-in over in Greensville.
16:17Thought we'd drop by for a visit.
16:20Well, you're welcome.
16:21Come on down.
16:33Friends, in Hazard, when folks drop in, they mean it.
16:43Look at them foot brakes.
16:45I once had a model A that worked the same way.
16:50Well, you guys sure are good at that.
16:53Shoot, I'd recognize that red hair anywhere.
16:55Hey, Vern, how you doing?
16:57Hey, how you doing, Luke?
16:59Good to see you.
17:00Good to see you.
17:00Good to see you.
17:01This is our Uncle Jesse.
17:02How are you?
17:03This looks like one of them gin dandy cultivators with a big wing on.
17:08Say, I thought we'd get a chance to meet that pretty cousin of yours he's always talking about.
17:12What?
17:13Oh, Daisy.
17:14Actually, Daisy ain't here.
17:15She's down in town.
17:17Attention in the farmhouse.
17:21Rascal.
17:22Good to see you.
17:23Mr. Price, you gotta pay this bill for wrecking the boards next or you're gonna get 30 days.
17:28Well, shoot, this ain't no time for us to go to jail.
17:30Yeah, we're cut off from the general too.
17:32All right.
17:32Well, what's going on?
17:33Well, this is Hazard's excuse for the law and they're always looking for some reason to throw us in jail.
17:38Well, quick, hop in and take off.
17:40You mean it?
17:41I don't, uh...
17:42Go.
17:42Remember what we taught you?
17:43Luke, you sure you know what you're doing.
17:45Oh, ain't no problem with this.
17:46It's just like riding a bicycle, almost.
17:48You gotta remember it now.
17:50See, that's the throttle up there, ain't it?
17:51Sure.
17:51Okay, go.
17:52Oh, yeah, let's get the good go.
17:59Freeze, freeze, freeze!
18:08You hear that?
18:11See that?
18:12See that builder?
18:14Oh!
18:14Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:21Oh!
18:22Oh!
18:23What'd you do any of this things?
18:24Ah!
18:24Oh!
18:25Oh!
18:29Oh!
18:32Oh!
18:33Oh!
18:33Woo-hoo!
18:34Oh my...
18:39Ah!
18:39Oh my...
18:40Alright, you two.
18:41Come on down now.
18:42You're under arrest.
18:43Oh my...
18:46This is the office.
18:47Oh my...
18:48How you doing, Mark?
18:50I'm just cruising along, I guess.
18:54Unless you don't forget how to run one of these things.
18:56I tell you, we escaped from him a hundred times, but never like that before.
19:06Enish, listen.
19:07After him.
19:08You know, they've got to come down sometime.
19:09Now, you just follow me.
19:18Oh, no, no, no, no.
19:21That's her red, yes, that's her.
19:23It is.
19:24Oh, no, no, no.
19:31Oh, Chad.
19:33You ain't mad at me, are you?
19:37You're going to pay for this.
19:39I'm going to get you.
19:41I'm going to get you.
19:47That looks like you're heading back to town.
19:49Let's get back to the farm.
19:50That's a big ten-four, cousin.
19:52Say, you still remember how to land one of these things?
19:55I hope so.
20:11Oh, what?
20:12Look, pull it back.
20:16Turn into it, Luke!
20:19Luke!
20:24Then Dukes just can't resist a fence, can they?
20:28Luke!
20:29Luke, you all right?
20:30How are you heading, Luke?
20:32Shoot.
20:33You know, I ain't that hurt.
20:34It's my pride.
20:36You're looking scared, Robert.
20:38We have your ups and downs.
20:39And while Jesse and the boys was helping repair the wounded bird,
20:43Daisy was in town doing some girl talk with Sally Jo.
20:46Those guys are smothering me.
20:48Boy, you must have really been upset.
20:50Well, yeah, what are Bo and Luke going to realize?
20:52I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself.
20:54Are you sure you're just not overreacting, honey?
20:57No.
20:57And now you sound like them.
20:59Well, whatever they're doing, I know they're only doing it because they love you.
21:02I just want to be my own person.
21:05Look, maybe Bo and Luke do get carried away once in a while.
21:08But I bet they learn something from all this.
21:10You think so?
21:12Yeah.
21:13I got a feeling they're going to look at you differently from now on.
21:16Oh, you're just trying to cheer me up.
21:18Hey, I just know you're lucky to have a family like that, to worry about you.
21:22Oh, Sally Jo.
21:25I'd like to be alone for a while.
21:28Thank you for being a friend.
21:46Well, I'm glad Daisy's changing her mind.
21:48Because here come them bouldries.
21:50I thought I smelled something.
21:52Hey, Bo.
21:54There's that dirty Daisy yell again.
21:57You don't mind her, boy.
21:58You just keep your mind on so it's shine.
22:01I sure like to marry up with her.
22:10Y'all ever notice how folks in Hazard have a lot of trouble coming to a stop?
22:23Oh, you see, you know who that's liable to be?
22:27The bouldries.
22:28Oh, couldn't be them.
22:28Couldn't be them.
22:29No, that's the front door.
22:30Right.
22:30I distinctly told them bouldries to come to the back door.
22:32That's right.
22:33All right, but you just go see who that is at the front door while I stash this cast.
22:37It's when it happened to somebody, you know.
22:45Oh, it's the bouldries.
22:47The bouldries.
22:48Listen here.
22:49Why don't you go around the back way?
22:51Well, you can't come this way.
22:53This is an easy way.
22:54This has got a carpet and it's good.
22:56All right, all right.
22:57Come in anyhow.
22:57But listen, I distinctly told you boys to come by the back door.
23:01Yeah, he told you.
23:02Well, now, do y'all want to buy our shine or don't you?
23:05Well, of course I do.
23:06Well, I don't bring you a sample.
23:08All right, then.
23:09Now, you like it?
23:10We get our money up front.
23:12Oh, now, wait a minute.
23:13Oh, wait.
23:13I don't never give no money up front.
23:17All right, all right.
23:18I'll taste it anyhow.
23:19You'll taste it anyway.
23:20Yeah, let me try.
23:21Try that.
23:22Here.
23:26That's the worst swell I ever did to.
23:28No, it's the worst.
23:28I wouldn't give it to my pigs.
23:30No.
23:30I want to keep my customers, not kill them.
23:32That's it.
23:33Sorry, hog.
23:34Hog, you ain't going to get my price down.
23:37Well, what are you doing?
23:38This here stuff's 10 bucks a jug.
23:4110 bucks?
23:42You've got to be out of your mind.
23:43That's how we robbery.
23:44That's just shame on you.
23:46Yeah, well, you called us.
23:47We didn't call you.
23:48He's got a point there.
23:49All right, well, listen.
23:49I'll give you $2 a jug or the deal's off.
23:52That's it.
23:52$2 a jug.
23:53But listen, I can't afford no more.
23:55I'm short of money.
23:56He's short.
23:56All right, Paul, you've got loads of it.
23:58What?
23:59Did you get there?
24:00Give me that.
24:01Give me that.
24:02Did you?
24:03Give me my money.
24:05Roscoe, don't stay in there.
24:06Do something.
24:06All right, just freeze it there, fella.
24:09Yeah, freeze it.
24:09I'm Roscoe.
24:10Be cool.
24:11What the hell?
24:12Woo-hoo!
24:13Did it.
24:14Listen.
24:14Well, now, seeing as how we ain't got ourselves a deal,
24:20we might as well get paid for our trouble.
24:23Grab him, boy.
24:24No, no, wait a minute.
24:24Wait, don't stop my uniform.
24:26Listen, I just had this dry clean.
24:28I'm not.
24:28And while Boss was getting cleaned out,
24:31back at the farm, the fellas were just about finished
24:33with their patching and fixing.
24:35And Vernon Skip borrowed old Jesse's truck
24:37for a run into Capital City
24:39to replace all them emergency supplies that he'd used up.
24:42Daddy, come here.
24:44You okay?
24:45Uh, yeah.
24:46Guess I'm just embarrassed.
24:48Thinking about something else, I guess.
24:50Yeah, I know what you mean.
24:52You ready?
24:52Yep, jumping at the bit just like you.
24:55She's had plenty of time to think about it.
24:57Let's go get her.
24:59Now, boys, don't crowd her.
25:02Come home when she's a mine cook.
25:08Meanwhile, the Boatries was fixing to split
25:10with old Boss's cash.
25:12Happiest three fat foxes leaving a chicken coop
25:14with nothing but feathers.
25:15Come on, boys, let's get on out of here.
25:18Let's take that there, please.
25:19Come on, boys.
25:20Come on.
25:22Come on, boys.
25:24Hey, let's get on out of here.
25:25Hey, look at Pa.
25:28We got us a hard dog.
25:33Now, stealing a car in Hazard
25:35ain't nothing to get excited about.
25:37But kidnapping somebody's dog,
25:40look out.
25:41And during all this,
25:43Daisy was taking off
25:44and heading back to the farm.
25:45Take care, huh?
25:46Sure.
25:46Be careful.
25:48Bye.
25:49Bye-bye.
25:50Bye.
25:59Boys, quick.
25:59Listen, I have to tell you something
26:01I ain't never told anybody before.
26:02What's that?
26:02I'm afraid of the dark.
26:04Oh, yeah?
26:04Yeah.
26:04Well, you ain't so brave in the light, neither.
26:06Well, somebody!
26:07Somebody!
26:08Let us out of here!
26:08Now, there's two ways
26:10to get from the Duke farm to town.
26:12And, unfortunately,
26:13old Bo and Luke
26:14was taking the pond road
26:15while Daisy was taking the ridge road.
26:19And, of course,
26:19that was the one
26:20that Bouldry's was on.
26:21That gummich.
26:25Dorothy!
26:26It's that gal Daisy!
26:28Can I have her, Pa?
26:29Get up, get up.
26:30You want her, Milo?
26:31All right, sonny boy,
26:33you gotta go, Shred.
26:34Take that dog here.
26:36Bye!
26:50It's you, folks!
26:51What are you doing
26:52in a rascal's car?
26:53It was a big dang idea
26:54running me out the road, huh?
26:56Hey, look, Pa,
26:57I got me a bride.
26:59They've done it to me again.
27:01I don't like it
27:02when things are looking bad
27:03for Daisy.
27:09You're gonna be my bride.
27:11Bride?
27:12No!
27:12No!
27:13No!
27:15Here you go, brother!
27:16You let go of me,
27:17you big turkeys!
27:19Let go of me right now!
27:20Oh, you just wait
27:21till my cousins
27:21get a hold of you?
27:22What are you doing,
27:23mate head?
27:24Let go!
27:25Who do you think you are?
27:26I'm hurrying, Pa!
27:27Why, you are also
27:28going to be
27:28in the biggest trouble
27:29you ever saw.
27:30Ow!
27:31Somebody else!
27:32You ain't gonna have one
27:37take it no more.
27:39We gotta break
27:39our way out of here.
27:40Let's break our way out.
27:41All right,
27:41whatever happens,
27:42we're gonna have to
27:42ram this door and try.
27:43You hear me?
27:44Now do it when I count three.
27:46Ready?
27:46Ready.
27:47One,
27:48two,
27:49three!
27:52What are you doing in the closet?
27:56Spread for Mars.
27:57What do you think?
27:58Listen,
27:58I've been robbed!
27:59Come on,
28:00get after them crooks,
28:01will you?
28:01Don't you worry about it.
28:03I'll get them.
28:03Get them!
28:05Come on,
28:05we're here, Will.
28:06Come on,
28:07we're here, Will.
28:09Come on,
28:09we'll take your crap.
28:12They got my car, too.
28:13And they got the flames.
28:14Oh, no,
28:15my car,
28:15that's where he flashed.
28:17What do we do
28:19and we'll have to come
28:20and do one.
28:20Come on,
28:21come on,
28:21come on,
28:21get one.
28:23All right,
28:24freeze,
28:24freeze,
28:25freeze,
28:26freeze,
28:27freeze,
28:27freeze,
28:29Wait a minute.
28:30Freeze,
28:31freeze,
28:32freeze,
28:33freeze it.
28:36Hi,
28:36Bo,
28:37hi,
28:37Luke.
28:38This is Anna Jo.
28:39Is Daisy still here?
28:40Here.
28:41She's gone.
28:42Gone?
28:44That's in the farm.
28:45You mean she's coming home?
28:46Well,
28:46now,
28:46wait a minute,
28:47we didn't pass her on the road
28:47coming here.
28:48Hey,
28:48she must have taken
28:48all Ridge Road,
28:49huh?
28:49Thanks a lot,
28:50we'll see you later.
28:51Yeah,
28:51thank you.
28:51Let's hit it,
28:52Bo.
28:55Wait a minute.
28:56It's a mess.
28:59I reckon anybody on our bicycle
29:01is in trouble.
29:02Freeze it.
29:03Freeze,
29:04freeze,
29:04freeze.
29:06I'm condimentary.
29:07I'm taking,
29:07I'm taking your car.
29:08Get out.
29:09Get out.
29:09Now,
29:10you stay here
29:11and take care
29:11of what's left
29:12in this town.
29:12Yes,
29:13sir,
29:13Mr.
29:13I'll be here.
29:14All right,
29:15all right.
29:17Daddy's coming.
29:18We gotta go.
29:19Come on.
29:19Come on.
29:19You need to help me.
29:20Yeah.
29:25Oh,
29:25I think we better
29:26make a deal.
29:27Not bug Daisy anymore.
29:30Yeah,
29:30you got it,
29:31Shake.
29:32I guess we just
29:33gotta get it
29:33through our heads
29:34since you don't need
29:34our protecting no more.
29:36You got yourself
29:37a wife,
29:38boy.
29:39You do not.
29:42See,
29:42get the dog,
29:43too.
29:44Yeah.
29:51Oh,
29:51look.
29:53Daisy's car,
29:54but she ain't in it.
29:58Daisy?
29:59Daisy?
30:00Daisy,
30:00where you at?
30:04Daisy?
30:06Well,
30:06shoot the keys
30:06to ignition.
30:08Everything looks all right.
30:09Ain't no flat tires.
30:11Daisy?
30:12Looks pretty trampled
30:13around here.
30:14Here,
30:14take a look at this.
30:16That's Sam Beaudry's.
30:17Milo was wearing
30:18this in a boar's mist.
30:18He's pretty hot
30:19after Daisy,
30:19wasn't he?
30:21It's at least
30:21partly our fault,
30:22you know.
30:23Yeah,
30:23I know what you mean.
30:24Come on,
30:24let's go.
30:38This is J.D. Hall,
30:39calling Duke for it.
30:40Listen,
30:40we're right behind you,
30:41so get out of our way.
30:42We're going after
30:43the boar's.
30:44They swiped my money.
30:45Listen,
30:45y'all,
30:45that ain't nothing.
30:46They got Daisy,
30:47too.
30:47What?
30:48What?
30:49Well,
30:49that's where
30:49we sold
30:50the empty jeep
30:50back there.
30:51That's awful.
30:52Yeah.
30:53That's terrible.
30:54Well,
30:54they probably
30:54hit a quarter
30:55of Tennessee.
30:56Wait a minute,
30:57boss.
30:57You're our
30:58probation officer.
30:59Now,
30:59you can waive
31:00our probation
31:00so we can
31:01go over
31:01into Tennessee,
31:02right?
31:02If you don't,
31:03we're going to
31:03go anyway.
31:04I'm waiving it!
31:05I'm waiving it!
31:05He's a man!
31:06Let y'all go after
31:07them!
31:08Come on,
31:09Marco!
31:09Say over and out!
31:10I'll wait
31:11the different way.
31:18Come on,
31:19boy.
31:22Come on,
31:23boy.
31:23Come on,
31:24Come on,
31:24Get her out.
31:26Come on,
31:27girl.
31:27Get out here.
31:30Where are we?
31:32Where you taking me?
31:33Some place
31:34where ain't
31:34no one ever
31:34going to find you.
31:36Sure is my lucky
31:37day.
31:37Got me a dog
31:38and a bride.
31:40Come on,
31:40boys.
31:40Let's get us
31:41on up the house
31:42and call us
31:43a preacher,
31:44man.
31:44What is wrong
31:45with you?
31:45A preacher?
31:46You can't do this.
31:47Come on,
31:47boy.
31:52Yeah,
31:52that's right,
31:53Uncle Jesse.
31:53We're guessing
31:54that Beaudry
31:54drove off better.
31:55Good Lord
31:56of mercy.
31:57And me and
31:57Bo are after
31:58him.
31:58We'll get him.
31:59You do that.
32:07Beaudry's.
32:09And so,
32:10while Bo and Luke
32:11was barreling
32:11toward the Tennessee
32:12border,
32:13poor little old
32:13Daisy was a
32:14prisoner of the
32:15Baudry's in a
32:15mountain hideout,
32:16facing real trouble.
32:18They was on the
32:18radio to the
32:19preacher.
32:19Five o'clock
32:20today.
32:21I'll thank you,
32:21kindly,
32:22preacher.
32:22We'll see you
32:23then.
32:23Over and out.
32:26You folks
32:27can't be serious
32:28about this.
32:29There's a lie
32:30against carrying
32:30somebody off
32:31and forcing them
32:31to marry you.
32:32Yeah.
32:33Well,
32:34now,
32:34we're the law
32:34around these
32:35here,
32:35poor Stacy gal,
32:36so you best
32:37just get on
32:38the inside
32:38and get
32:39yourself all
32:39pretty up.
32:41Listen,
32:41when my family
32:42finds you,
32:43you're going
32:43to be in a
32:43whole lot
32:43of big trouble.
32:44Yeah,
32:45well,
32:45how are they
32:45going to find
32:46us when the
32:47revenue is
32:48eight and
32:48twenty years?
32:49Yeah.
33:03According to all the
33:03stories I've heard
33:04about them
33:04bowdries,
33:05they're hiding
33:05out of somewhere
33:06in the Chattahoochee
33:07hills.
33:08Every time I think
33:09about them critters
33:10having their hands
33:10on our cousin,
33:12it makes my stomach
33:13turned.
33:14Get up,
33:15dog.
33:16Get up!
33:38And as Daisy was
33:39running for her life,
33:40old Bo and Luke
33:41were still hunting
33:42for the
33:42Bouldry's hideout
33:43and getting more
33:45and more desperate.
33:46Ain't no roads
33:47back there.
33:48Oh,
33:48I got her back.
33:49She went,
33:49so she didn't.
33:50She went all the
33:51rest of my hair.
33:52Did too.
33:53Sorry.
33:54Did too.
33:54Dang.
34:00Mayday.
34:01Mayday.
34:01This is Daisy,
34:02Duke of Hazard County.
34:03It's Daisy.
34:04Can anybody read me?
34:05Come back.
34:06Daisy.
34:07Come back.
34:08Daisy, this here's Luke.
34:09Come back.
34:10Oh, Luke, thank God.
34:12Listen, me and Bo
34:12are looking for you.
34:13Now, where are you at?
34:14I just escaped
34:15from the Bouldries.
34:16They're trying to
34:17force me to marry Milo.
34:19Marry Milo?
34:21What?
34:22Can you tell us
34:23where you're at,
34:23Daisy?
34:24You got any idea?
34:25I don't rightly know.
34:27I'm on top of...
34:32Come on, girl.
34:32Get out of there.
34:33You're in a bitch,
34:34brother.
34:34You're not getting enough.
34:35I'm not getting here.
34:35I told him where we were.
34:37You ain't getting away with this.
34:38Daisy, I can't hear you.
34:39You're going to have to
34:40talk louder
34:40or tune that CB in,
34:42all right?
34:42Good guy.
34:44Come back.
34:45Daisy, read me.
34:46I can't do this.
34:48Shoot.
34:48Dang it.
34:50Luke, we're getting
34:50to the road, too.
34:55Daisy.
34:56Daisy, come back.
34:58Come on, Daisy.
34:59Shoot, it's no use.
35:00We're cut off.
35:08End of the road.
35:11Well, they said
35:12bootrails again.
35:13They got Daisy.
35:14Yeah, imagine their nerve.
35:15I mean, we heard it
35:16all on the CB.
35:17Imagine!
35:18Me and Daisy
35:18off to that big dummy.
35:19Yeah.
35:20They don't have no
35:21damn much stealing my money.
35:22And my dog,
35:23the flash.
35:24The way that CB
35:25was breaking up,
35:25she could be 10 miles
35:26out there in any direction.
35:27Sure.
35:29That's not old Redtail.
35:31If he's up there
35:32where he is,
35:32we wouldn't have
35:33no problem finding Daisy
35:33at all.
35:34Yeah, well,
35:35if wishes were horses,
35:36beggars would ride,
35:37you know.
35:38Hey, wait a minute.
35:39Them ultralights
35:40back at the farm.
35:41Hey, that's right.
35:42If we can get Skip and
35:43Byrne to go up there
35:43and look for her,
35:44they can find that
35:44Bodry's hideout
35:45in no time.
35:45Let's head back to Hazard.
35:46All right.
35:46Back to Hazard.
35:48Not on your life.
35:49No, no.
35:49I ain't leaving
35:49my $20,000
35:50up in them hills
35:51all alone.
35:52And I ain't leaving
35:53Velveteers.
35:54Well, suit yourself.
35:56The only chance
35:56we got to find Daisy.
36:12Now let him go.
36:13Come on.
36:13Follow me.
36:22Be careful, Luke.
36:24If this kill
36:24ain't gonna help
36:25Daisy out now.
36:26Please, Mr. Bodry,
36:27let me go.
36:28Can't you see
36:29this ain't right?
36:30Right?
36:32It's natural.
36:35And the boys,
36:36driving like they
36:37never did before,
36:38made that two-hour
36:39trip back to the farm
36:40in less than an hour.
36:42Jesse told him
36:42that Vern and Skip
36:43wasn't back yet.
36:44So Bo and Luke
36:45decided that
36:46they just couldn't wait.
36:47We'll be real careful.
36:48Well, I'm not
36:49just gonna sit by quietly.
36:51I'll be following
36:51you two in the
36:52General Lee, all right?
36:53Hey, that's a good idea,
36:54Uncle Jesse,
36:54in case we spot
36:55Daisy and them
36:56Bodry's and can't land.
36:57Yeah, we'll give you
36:57a holler on the CB.
36:58Just remember,
36:59I'm following you now,
37:00so fly slow.
37:01All righty.
37:26And so the Nukes
37:27took off
37:27in the hills of Tennessee
37:29by land and by air.
37:31As the precious minutes
37:32was taken away
37:32for Daisy,
37:34that hill preacher
37:34was hidden for the wind
37:36and was less than
37:37an hour away.
37:38Let's go this way.
37:39Which way?
37:39This to the right here.
37:41No, up, up, up.
37:41No, no, no.
37:43All right, all right,
37:44all right.
37:44The old scutty kid
37:45will fill your feet.
37:46Come on, we're going.
37:47Here, here.
37:48Listen.
37:53No!
37:55Well, moonshine traps.
37:56Looked like
37:57they're getting
37:57close to the boulders.
37:59Give it out,
37:59give it out, give it out,
38:00give it out.
38:01You dropped some corners.
38:02No, no, no,
38:02forget about that.
38:03Give it down.
38:04Give it, give it down.
38:05Give it down, will you?
38:06Give it down.
38:07Give it, yeah.
38:08No, no, no.
38:09Yeah-ha!
38:12While old boss
38:13had himself all hung up
38:14in one of them
38:14boulders' revenue traps,
38:16Jesse on the ground
38:17and Bo and Luke
38:18in the air
38:19was pushing them engines
38:20like there was no tomorrow.
38:22And there wasn't
38:23for days, he.
38:37while old six-foot-nine
38:39is getting all
38:39slicked up for a wedding,
38:41I'm getting awful nervous.
39:00As Bo and Luke
39:01crossed the border
39:02over into Tennessee,
39:03Uncle Jesse
39:04was keeping up easy.
39:06See, he'd run moonshine
39:07over these same hills
39:0840 years ago.
39:13And meanwhile,
39:14Daisy's wedding
39:15was getting closer
39:16and closer.
39:17And so was
39:17that hill preacher.
39:20Come on, let's go.
39:21You go first.
39:22Are you kidding me, fella?
39:23Listen, you're the boss.
39:24You go first.
39:25Let go, let go.
39:25I know I ain't going first.
39:27I'll tell you what
39:27let's do.
39:28I got it.
39:28Listen, we'll go together.
39:30You look one way,
39:31I'll look the other.
39:31We'll go together.
39:32All right, let's go together.
39:33Ah!
39:35Let's go!
39:36Oh, let's go!
39:41Oh, Roscoe!
39:43There's a hole in the ground!
39:44That's a horrendous thing.
39:46All right, it means
39:46that Bo-dree's around
39:47here someplace.
39:48Yeah.
39:48Or they wouldn't have
39:49all these tramps.
39:49Come on, let's go!
39:52We're going to be getting
39:53real close
39:54to where we lost
39:54her on the CV, Luke.
39:55Listen, we're going
39:56to have to split up.
39:56We can cover more ground.
39:58All we can do
39:59is keep looking and praying.
40:00I've just got praying
40:01since we lost her.
40:02Time's running out
40:03for Daisy.
40:04Where is everybody?
40:05Hey, boss,
40:06preacher's coming.
40:08Preacher, man's here
40:08all right.
40:11I'm going to untie
40:12you, Daisy girl.
40:14You all better
40:15behave yourself.
40:17Like heck I will.
40:18I ain't going to throw
40:19any dang wagon.
40:20That's all there is to it.
40:21Well, we're going
40:22to see about that.
40:28Belvedere!
40:30Daddy's here!
40:30Well, yep.
40:32Let's go!
40:32Put it in here.
40:33Ah!
40:34Ah!
40:35Jeez, boys!
40:36Get out of here!
40:37Get out of here!
40:37Get out of here!
40:38Stop!
40:39Get out of here!
40:40Get out of here!
40:41Get out of here!
40:41No!
40:41You kidding?
40:42Let's go!
40:43Look, we're running
40:44out of time.
40:45Any sign of it?
40:46No, not a bit.
40:48Hey, wait a minute!
40:50There's some smoke!
40:51Where?
40:51Over there, the east.
40:53Must be a shack
40:54or a still or something.
40:55Let's drop in
40:55for a closer look.
41:06I'll tell you, it seems
41:08like this road gets
41:08rougher and rougher
41:09every time.
41:10Glad you got here
41:11on time.
41:12Yeah, it's sure good
41:13to see you, boys.
41:15Please, sir.
41:15You've got to help me.
41:17They have me here
41:17against my will.
41:18You hold your tongue
41:19now, gal.
41:20See, you're still
41:21trying with Milo.
41:23Well, Mr. Beaudry,
41:25you know my rates.
41:26Ten dollars for
41:26a regular wedding,
41:28fifteen for a shotgun.
41:29Yeah, well, um,
41:31here's a hunter, preacher.
41:32And you keep the change.
41:34We done started rich!
41:37What kind of preacher
41:38are you?
41:39You can't do this!
41:41Ah!
41:42Next one's for you,
41:43Daisy Gal.
41:45Wasn't you black, Eva?
41:48Yeah, well,
41:49all right, boys.
41:52Look, we're running
41:53out of time.
41:54Any sign of her?
41:55No, but I thought
41:55I heard a gunshot.
41:57Hey, there's some
41:57folk down there!
41:59One of them's Daisy, too.
42:01There ain't hardly
42:02enough room to land
42:02down there in that field.
42:05Listen, let's smoke
42:06it up when we go in.
42:07Hey, Uncle Jesse,
42:08if you're listed in,
42:09we found her,
42:09we're going in for a landing.
42:11Yeah, I can see you.
42:12You're going ahead,
42:13I'll catch up.
42:20Dearly beloved,
42:22we're gathered to join
42:23these here two young folks
42:25in a wedding.
42:26Uh-uh.
42:27You know, it's lucky
42:28that the Bouldreys
42:29were so taken up
42:29with the wedding,
42:30they didn't even notice
42:31them unexpected guests
42:32arriving.
42:33Milo Bouldry,
42:34do you take this here
42:35woman, Daisy Duke,
42:37to be your wedded wife?
42:38I sure do.
42:39Do you, Daisy Duke,
42:40take this here man,
42:42Milo Bouldry,
42:42to be your...
42:43No.
42:44No way.
42:45Uh-uh.
42:45I can't.
42:46No!
42:47Hey, where'd that
42:48come from?
42:49Oh, this dead bird
42:51new fella.
43:13Daisy!
43:14Daisy, you all right?
43:14Yeah.
43:15Listen, you stay right here,
43:15we'll take care of you from here,
43:16all right?
43:16All right, come on.
43:38Bo ought to be
43:39getting tired of this.
43:41Now, wait a minute.
43:43Now, wait a minute, wait.
43:44You wait just one minute now.
43:46Huh?
43:46Well, you and me.
43:47Gotta get one thing.
43:49Strike it down.
43:50Oh, you tricked me on that one.
43:53Luke!
43:55Luke!
44:00Oh!
44:01Woo-ha!
44:03Woo!
44:04Yee-haw!
44:05Yee-haw!
44:06Now, wait, look.
44:07Ha!
44:11Ha!
44:13Ha!
44:13Ha!
44:13Ha!
44:16Thanks a lot.
44:17Thanks for inviting me.
44:18Ha!
44:18Ha!
44:18You're welcome.
44:19How about the old double team?
44:20Ha!
44:20Come on!
44:21Ha!
44:24Ha!
44:26Ha!
44:30You know how to teach him?
44:32Yeah.
44:33Oh, that was great!
44:34Hey, well, that was great.
44:36They're gonna kill us.
44:38Well, I didn't watch what he was doing here.
44:39You ain't going nowhere.
44:48Come on, Jesse!
44:51Woo-hoo!
44:51Come on, Jesse!
44:53Here, let me help you.
44:54All right, now, you all just stand right there.
44:56I've got gums caught.
44:58Guns, but you can't get out.
45:00All right, put the shit out here.
45:03I'd say turnabout's fair play, wouldn't you?
45:05Anyway, the shotgun wedding missed fire.
45:08This was one time that Daisy didn't mind having her family look after her.
45:12Everything else turned out pretty good, too.
45:14There she is!
45:15Flash!
45:16Flash!
45:17Flash, darling!
45:18Flash chewed Boss and Roscoe free.
45:21Took about two hours.
45:23Roscoe and Flash were reunited.
45:24Here.
45:25Shame, shame.
45:26Everybody knows your name.
45:27Yeah.
45:28Get off.
45:29And Boss was reunited with his money.
45:30Yeah!
45:31It was very emotional.
45:33Mwah!
45:34And as Vernon and Skip finally took off for their fly-in,
45:37the Duke menfolk all promised that from now on they'd treat Daisy like a big girl.
45:41Which she is.
45:43Now, I could have told them that.
45:45One thing about a family, though.
45:47They may get in the way sometimes.
45:49But when you really need them, nothing else works as good.
45:52And we'll see!
46:08So, let's see.
46:09We're all talking.
46:10And will you?
46:11I'll see you later.
46:12Bye!
46:12Bye!
46:12Bye!
46:15Bye!
46:18Bye!
46:20Bye!
46:32Good job, YouTube.
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