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00:00I'm Dara Rehan, joining me this week are Andy Parsons, Ava Vidal and Ed Byrne, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Milton Jones.
00:16We start tonight with a round called Headliners. Here's a picture of Labour's two Eds recently, but what does L.L.I.S. stand for?
00:31Is it Labour Leader is Shit?
00:35No, really, no newspaper has run with that as a headline.
00:39The Daily Honest?
00:40Are they not, is it not, it's not initials at all, are they just being photographed in the Welsh town of Slyss?
00:48Is Ed Balls saying, look, look, I'm silly.
00:54Ed Miliband's voice finally has been explained. Lump lodged in sinus.
01:01Miliband is looking at Balls and he's thinking, let's live in sin.
01:10So, they talk about what Ed Balls did and he just let loose invisible sphere.
01:18Well, is he, is in fact, he's looking, you know, a bit surprised and is that because lubricated love egg is slipping?
01:28No.
01:31Labour like it sexy.
01:33Is it what Dara's thinking, Lord, let it stop?
01:40Can we, can we move towards the correct answer?
01:42Yeah, it is, it's Lindsay Lowe and his shit face.
01:49No, no, really not.
01:51Is Ed Balls saying to a woman journalist, look, love, I'm speaking?
01:56Is it what a lot of people in the Labour Party are thinking?
01:59Lose leader, invite sibling.
02:00Oh, proper bit of politics there.
02:06Anyway, alternatively, is it lubricated love egg?
02:10The L stands for, the first L stands for Labour, unsurprisingly.
02:13OK, does the second one stand for Liberace?
02:15No.
02:17Is it Labour lead is slipping?
02:20Yes, it is. Very, very good. Thank you very much, Andy Morrison.
02:23Yes, the answer I was looking for was Labour's lead is slipping.
02:32This is the news that a new opinion poll has shown a slump in Labour's lead to just five points over the Conservatives.
02:37The Sunday Times YouGov poll shows Labour on 38% and the Tories on 33%, the smallest Labour lead since November last year.
02:45Miller-Brand's approval rating is now so low, it's almost as low as it is within his own family.
02:51How did Eric Pickles upstage George Osborne in the last week?
02:58He ate him.
03:02He, uh, burger, didn't he?
03:03He did eat a burger.
03:04He did eat a burger.
03:05Osborne ate a burger, hang on.
03:06Osborne ate a burger.
03:07I have a picture here that George Osborne tweeted during the week of him preparing a speech and everyone picked up,
03:11a lot of people picked up what he had in front of him here, which is a burger and chips.
03:15Did you see this?
03:15No, nobody really picked up on the fact that he was imitating having a knife and fork in his hand.
03:21He didn't know what to do.
03:22And this led to one of the stupidest news stories where they always said,
03:25what burger was it though?
03:26What burger was it?
03:28And it turned out he was from a restaurant called Byron's whose burgers are, whatever, six quid or something.
03:31Tenor.
03:32Tenor.
03:32But he posted this one with him with a burger and it became this huge story.
03:35Shamburger, they called it, on the front page of the sun.
03:38Because it wasn't presumably like a 99p burger.
03:41And then Eric Pickles, who we every week slag off, or he gets used as kind of the go-to joke for being overweight,
03:48then tweeted this picture of himself at a table with a salad and carrot sticks in front of him.
03:55Yes, but if you pull back, you'll see that that salad is in fact the garnish to a four-foot burger.
04:01He's not touched the salad, he's just eaten the person opposite him.
04:05If Eric Pickles has a burger with pickles in it, do you think he goes, well, this is cannibalism?
04:13What if he eats the pickles with a pickle in, while standing in the gherkin?
04:16Yeah.
04:16Yeah.
04:16Right, which other Tory MP hasn't made the best use of Twitter this week?
04:23Andrew Sellis.
04:24Andrew Sellis, yes.
04:25What did Andrew Sellis tweet this week?
04:28He said that immigrants should lean English.
04:30He did?
04:32Yeah.
04:32He is an ucking umpt.
04:36Yes.
04:37That's right there.
04:39And you know the news, why have a group of pensioners in a field been making headlines?
04:43Rolling Stones.
04:44Yes, of course it's the Rolling Stones, yes.
04:46Fantastic, wasn't it?
04:47Oh, it's there.
04:48Were you there?
04:48It was great, yeah.
04:49Which one were you?
04:50On guitars.
04:50Yeah.
04:50On guitars, we had the Pirate King, we had a walking advert for Just For Men, on drums,
05:00we had a resurrected corpse, and then on vocals we had a cross for Michael Caine and a demented
05:06pigeon.
05:07It was, yeah.
05:08It was spectacular.
05:10I always think what the Rolling Stones is, they're so stick-thin like, they still look
05:15like drain pipe trousers, skinny.
05:18If one of them, if one of them had just gotten fat, it would have been hilarious, if they're
05:22all rock stars, and one of them is going, with a big foot, what?
05:25Eh, were we supposed to keep this up?
05:28Ah, come on, Matthew, you're sitting in the corner with a pie, going, ah, 50 years of
05:34trying to fit into these jeans, like, whatever.
05:37I like the fact that Keith Wichert still wears, you have to wear that bandana now, because
05:40he's the only thing that's holding his face still together.
05:47Wow.
05:47Is it a sound of fear from you all?
05:50Yeah.
05:51He looks like something from the Dark Crystal.
05:57Keith Wichert was made by the Jim Henson Creature Factory.
06:03His ears turn around, he's like a BFG with slightly, slightly larger ears.
06:10They should see the size of his snot combo.
06:13I watched it from home, but to get the authentic Glastonbury experience, I watched the
06:20TV in the living room, from the bottom of the garden.
06:22LAUGHTER
06:23Does anybody else think that Mick Jagger's neck looks a bit like a big, veiny cock?
06:27LAUGHTER
06:29LAUGHTER
06:30They do look like there's been a fire at Madame Tussauds.
06:35LAUGHTER
06:36APPLAUSE
06:37At the end of that round, the points go to Ed, Alba and Andy.
06:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:44Now we play a round called A Rolling Stone Gathers No Mocks.
06:50This game involves Milton, Alba and Chris.
06:53So if you could make your way to the performance area, please.
06:56This round's a stand-up challenge.
06:58I launch the Wheel of News and whoever chooses to stop, one of our performers must step forward
07:02and talk about that subject.
07:03The winner is whoever I think is the funniest.
07:05OK, here we go.
07:06Let's spin the wheel.
07:08OK.
07:09The first subject is parenting.
07:10Who wants to come in on that?
07:11OK.
07:12Ava Vida.
07:15I'm a parent and no-one ever actually prepares you properly for being a parent.
07:19They give you some books about what's going to happen to your body, how the baby's going
07:23to grow.
07:24When I find out nowadays if any of my friends are actually going to have a child, the only
07:27book I give them is We Need to Talk About Kevin.
07:30LAUGHTER
07:31Because I'm not going to lie to you, it hasn't really worked out for me.
07:35I can kind of tell how old people's kids are by the enthusiasm in their answer if you
07:39ask if they've got kids.
07:40Because if they go, yeah, I've got kids, you can tell the kids are still quite young.
07:43They haven't had time for the hate to really kick in.
07:45LAUGHTER
07:46No.
07:47So, having a daughter and having a son, I've actually worked out why you men are so messed
07:54up.
07:55LAUGHTER
07:56And what it is, right, is because my son, he talks quite a lot.
08:01He rabbits on a lot.
08:02And the other day he was going, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
08:05And I just went, shut up or else I'll knock you out.
08:09LAUGHTER
08:10And he turned round to me and he went, mum, I'd like to see you try.
08:15LAUGHTER
08:16So I tried.
08:17LAUGHTER
08:18I had to see if the joke would work.
08:20And I realised, cos my son, he's the same height as me now, he plays county-level rugby,
08:25he's actually stronger than me.
08:27And I realised, gosh, I actually can't physically hurt this boy.
08:30So I sat there and I thought about it and it was at that point I realised, oh my God,
08:35I'm going to have to mess him up psychologically.
08:38LAUGHTER
08:40APPLAUSE
08:41And that is what we do.
08:42Thank you, Rosanna.
08:43APPLAUSE
08:49OK, the next subject, please.
08:51Let's spin the wheel.
08:52The next subject is science.
08:54Who wants to come in that?
08:55Chris Anderson.
08:56I'll tell you the problem with science, right?
08:59The problem with science is it refuses to speak the language of those of us who don't understand science, right?
09:04Even when it's the job of science to be talking to us numpties,
09:07it can't bring itself to speak as we do.
09:10Pick up a packet of paracetamol, right?
09:12Look at the instructions on the back of that.
09:14It says, for the treatment of neuralgia, fibrositis, muscular, whatever.
09:20We don't talk like that.
09:22If that talked anything like us, that would say, for the treatment of the worst headache I've ever had in my life.
09:28A pain in my side I'm sure actually is cancer this time.
09:32My wife's had to help me out of the car.
09:34It's coming out of both ends like someone's hit a pan of chocolate with a mallet.
09:45That is how we talk, right?
09:47But it doesn't, it doesn't, we can't tell what's actually science
09:49and what is some hokey nonsense dressed up as science to, you know, entice us in.
09:54That's why, that's why cosmetics companies, whenever they bring out a new thickness of goop, right?
09:59They give it a kind of science-y name so we'll be all dazzled.
10:02Nivea D-N-A-G.
10:05O-F-O-F.
10:07Avon's cream, Avon's new cream is called a newgenics.
10:13What?
10:14A newgenics, right?
10:16That's been through marketing, that's been through focus groups, design.
10:19Did nobody at any point go, erm, a newgenics?
10:24You don't think that sounds a bit Third Reichies, maybe?
10:28What next?
10:29New pro-genocide.
10:31Now with anti-semitox.
10:33Sandra, can I borrow your ethnic cleanser?
10:37Well done, Chris Anson.
10:41And that leaves us with Milton.
10:45Let's see what you've been left with.
10:46Let's spin the wheel.
10:48And the topic is the USA.
10:53So I've just come back from America, apparently.
10:59While I was there I saw one of those very, very, very, very, very large Americans.
11:05He said he fitted kitchens.
11:06I said, I bet you don't.
11:08I went up to this girl, I said, what's your name?
11:14She said, Chantel.
11:15I said, well, if you're not going to tell me your name.
11:22I said, what do you do for a living?
11:24She said, don't go there, don't go there, don't go there.
11:26I said, I hope you're not a travel agent.
11:28When I was in America, I bought tickets for the Bears versus the Cowboys.
11:36Bit of a disappointment.
11:38Then I bought tickets for the Giants versus the Jets.
11:51Another missed opportunity.
11:53Then I bought tickets for the Packers versus the Dolphins.
11:59Get in the box.
12:00Get in the box.
12:01Get in the box.
12:05Thank you very much.
12:06Points for everyone there.
12:07Let's all sit back.
12:08Come on.
12:09The next round is called, if this is the answer, what is the question?
12:19On the board are six categories.
12:21Ava, which category would you like?
12:23Home news, please.
12:24OK, home news it is.
12:26The answer is 43 years.
12:28What is the question?
12:29How long does it take to repay a £10 loan from Wonga.com?
12:33Is it, er, what's the life expectancy of someone who works at Greggs?
12:38Is it, what is the average Silverstone lap time for a Formula One car on Girelli tyres?
12:48Is it, how long is too long to be out for, if you say I'm just popping down to the shops for a minute?
12:55Is it, how old is the earth, if Michelle Obama really is the first lady?
13:02Is it, how old did Darrell look when he was 25?
13:09No, no, you laughed first.
13:12Oh, that's right.
13:13You can't pretend sympathy when you laughed first.
13:16Is it, in fact, how long have my parents regretted using pulling out as a contraception?
13:23How long will Julian Assange be living in an embassy before he finally goes,
13:32do you know what, I should have just gone to jail.
13:34Is it, if Ed Miliband remains leader, how long will it take before Labour get back into power?
13:41What is the MILF age of consent?
13:46LAUGHTER
13:51OK, if you put in a ready meal 43 years ago, how long has it been ready for?
13:57LAUGHTER
13:59How much longer...
14:01Can I have the correct answer please, can I have the correct answer?
14:03Is that not the correct answer?
14:04No, it's not the correct answer.
14:05More than if you even attempted to do the correct answer.
14:08It's in how many years will Brazil be ready to host the 2014 World Cup?
14:12LAUGHTER
14:13Yeah.
14:15Genuinely...
14:16Genuinely...
14:17Genuinely proper answer is, how long can Gerard Depardieu balance a spoon on his nose?
14:21LAUGHTER
14:24Could they have anything that even vaguely resembles a topic of news story?
14:29OK, is it, how many years worth of shale gas are they claiming there is now under the British Isles?
14:36I don't get it, I don't get it.
14:37Absolutely right, Chris, actually.
14:38I don't get it, I don't get it.
14:39Absolutely right.
14:40Well done.
14:43Yes, the question I was looking for is, for how long could newly discovered shale gas reserves power the UK?
14:51This is the news of the latest government estimates, yes, there is enough shale gas under the north-west of England
14:55to supply the UK for over four decades.
14:58The huge reserve, which is considered to be much higher than previously thought,
15:01has the potential to replace the country's age in coal, oil and nuclear power stations.
15:06And for what cost? The north of England.
15:08So, therefore...
15:10I've moved down, it's all fine.
15:11Yeah.
15:12It's not risk-free, though, is it?
15:14No.
15:15Blackpool could fall into the sea, and there's risks as well, aren't there?
15:18LAUGHTER
15:20Yes, Blackpool has been mentioned, actually, as one of the places,
15:23both where there is a significant reserve underneath.
15:26And they know it's Blackpool because if you dig down through the rock,
15:29it says Blackpool all the way down.
15:31LAUGHTER
15:33Thank you very much.
15:34Thank you very much.
15:35Have you seen the footage of people in the States?
15:38Oh, have I seen it? Would you like me to show the footage in the States?
15:41Please.
15:42Oh, my Lord.
15:43There have been claims that fracking has led to methane contaminating some water supplies.
15:47The research says this may have been the case before the fracking occurred.
15:50This, for example, happened to a one-woman's tap in Pennsylvania.
15:54LAUGHTER
15:55Just like that.
15:56LAUGHTER
16:01LAUGHTER
16:02Now, let me just say, we're not promising that that will happen.
16:05LAUGHTER
16:07Because that is kind of cool.
16:09Yeah.
16:10Why was she...
16:11Who's trying to light their water?
16:13I think she was merely doing that for demonstration,
16:15rather than she'd been doing this for years.
16:17Yeah, finally.
16:18Suddenly it was working.
16:19This is...
16:20I knew it!
16:21I knew this would work someday!
16:22I think it's quite useful,
16:24because the amount of people that smoke weed and can't find their lighter,
16:27it just goes to tap.
16:28LAUGHTER
16:29LAUGHTER
16:30It is also, by the way, in the...
16:32It's in the south of England as well.
16:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:34There's a huge band of this...
16:36of this shale rock that lies underneath Yorkshire and Lancashire,
16:39but also London.
16:40Boris Johnson said he would welcome it being done under London to fuel London.
16:43Well, if he's going to...
16:44Well, if he knows there isn't any gas under London,
16:46so he can say it.
16:47Well, if they start drilling in London, they're going,
16:49well, there wasn't any gas, but we've found these trains!
16:51LAUGHTER
16:53With these screaming people inside!
16:56Maybe they can power something!
16:57What giants are we employing to do that?
17:00I found these trains!
17:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:04I mean, it's brilliant, though,
17:06that we've found energy in England,
17:08just as Scotland are thinking of voting for independence.
17:11Yeah!
17:12We go, oh, thanks for...
17:13for all of your energy that we've shared.
17:15Now, you know, on your way.
17:17And of course, if they do do fracking all the way across the Pennines,
17:20Scotland may well have to go for independence,
17:22as it drifts off into the North.
17:24Yeah.
17:25APPLAUSE
17:27What you have to remember is that what happens down a collapsed mine shaft stays down.
17:37LAUGHTER
17:38Yeah.
17:39APPLAUSE
17:40In other news, who has been spied on this week?
17:43Europe.
17:44Spied on Europe.
17:45Yeah.
17:46It put a bug...
17:47It all sounded very high-tech until they mentioned they'd put a bug in the fax machine.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Like, are they still using fax machines?
17:53Mm-hm.
17:54The only message that you're going to get on a fax machine these days is the message,
17:58hello, is anybody else out there who still has a fax machine?
18:02Hello, I'm trapped in a fax machine factory.
18:05Could you please send help?
18:07The only contact I can make is by...
18:11It is, it's apparently spying on the EU, and, like, and you kind of go...
18:15You can understand the EU, it's causing some tension now,
18:17cos the EU would be going,
18:18OK, you're spying on Russia, we get that, there's, like, a thing,
18:22but, like, dude, like, come on, like, we're, like, on your side, for Christ's sake.
18:27Bad man is spying on friends, isn't it?
18:29It's like when you invite somebody to come round
18:32and spend the night in the spare bedroom and you put a webcam in there.
18:36LAUGHTER
18:37It's not right, is it?
18:38I mean, obviously, we've all done it.
18:39We've all done it. We've all done it. It's not right.
18:42LAUGHTER
18:43I've not enjoyed watching those tapes.
18:45They're actually bugging the Italian embassy.
18:47You think, what is the point of that?
18:49Nothing is going to embarrass the Italians.
18:51LAUGHTER
18:52Their ex-Prime Minister had bunga-bunga parties in his own home,
18:56and he was the one who was telling everybody about them.
18:59LAUGHTER
19:00He might have probably just fanned the camera and doing something,
19:02a camera!
19:03Bunga-bunga!
19:05LAUGHTER
19:06It must also be, you know, spying on the European Union
19:10must be the most disappointing assignment
19:12for any spy or secret agent, isn't it?
19:15007, your mission is to find the agricultural production figures
19:20for the fiscal year of 2015.
19:23LAUGHTER
19:24Just remember, nothing depends on it.
19:27LAUGHTER
19:29APPLAUSE
19:30Look, let me know about what's been happening this week
19:34to our favourite whistleblower Edward Snowden.
19:37Well, nothing has happened to him.
19:39Yes.
19:40He's still in Moscow Airport.
19:42He's pissed, he's in duty-free,
19:44with a bottle of Stollett's Liar going,
19:47why did I do it?
19:49LAUGHTER
19:50The, um...
19:51Yes, no, the...
19:52And where's the horse turning him down?
19:53Cos he's applied to...
19:54Everywhere. Everywhere.
19:55Everywhere's turned him down.
19:56In, you know, in gratitude for him revealing to us
19:58that the Americans have been spying on us,
20:00we've just gone,
20:01hey, well, anyway, you're not our problem.
20:03LAUGHTER
20:04When he sent asylum requests out
20:06to 21 different countries,
20:08it's looking a bit desperate.
20:09It's beginning to look a bit like an episode of Take Me Out.
20:12LAUGHTER
20:13Really.
20:14Well...
20:15Let the traitor threaten waiter!
20:18LAUGHTER
20:19The one thing I would say is that there's one person in the world
20:21with whom you think would have some sympathy for him,
20:23and he has no sympathy of him,
20:24which is obviously Julian Assange.
20:26Cos if he rings Julian Assange and goes,
20:27oh, my God, I'm...
20:29It's wrecking my head, I'm trapped in this airport,
20:31and Assange is in his one room
20:33in the Ecuadorian MC going,
20:35Airport!
20:36I dream of an airport!
20:38LAUGHTER
20:42At the end of that round,
20:44the points go to Chris here in Milton!
20:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:49Now we've come to scenes we'd like to see,
20:52so if everyone can make their way over to the performance area.
20:55I'll read out this week's topics
20:57and then we'll see what our panels can come up with.
20:59OK, here we go.
21:01The first subject is...
21:03Lines you wouldn't hear in a sci-fi movie.
21:06LAUGHTER
21:07Captain's Lodge started at 21-35...
21:12It's a Tuesday.
21:13LAUGHTER
21:16Actually, Jeremy Carl's just got the DNA results back,
21:21and apparently, Luke, I'm not your father.
21:24LAUGHTER
21:25APPLAUSE
21:26Commander Skywalker, bad news.
21:30We left R2-D2 outside to stand guard,
21:32and the council took him away for emptying.
21:34LAUGHTER
21:35I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
21:40I've seen attack ships on fire,
21:42off the shoulder of Orion.
21:43I've seen...
21:44LAUGHTER
21:45APPLAUSE
21:50There's a giant satsuma in front of the ship.
21:52LAUGHTER
21:53Go to Orange Alert.
21:55LAUGHTER
21:57LAUGHTER
21:58First, there were snakes on the plane.
22:01Now the British remake.
22:02Wasp in a car.
22:04LAUGHTER
22:05LAUGHTER
22:06You can't win, Darth.
22:10If you strike me down now,
22:11I shall become more powerful than...
22:13Ah, get off, you prick!
22:15LAUGHTER
22:16LAUGHTER
22:17APPLAUSE
22:20What is it, Captain?
22:21I've never seen anything like it in my life.
22:23Of course not, Scotty.
22:24It's the sun.
22:25LAUGHTER
22:26LAUGHTER
22:31APPLAUSE
22:32Since you have got your laser gun trained on me,
22:34I've got a bit of stubborn hair, just here.
22:36LAUGHTER
22:41Permission to beam down to the forbidden planet.
22:44No.
22:46LAUGHTER
22:48LAUGHTER
22:50I can see dead people.
22:54That's because I'm watching UK TV Gold.
22:58LAUGHTER
23:00APPLAUSE
23:02Here are the sci-fi football results.
23:04R2D, two.
23:06LAUGHTER
23:08C3P, nil.
23:11LAUGHTER
23:13LAUGHTER
23:14APPLAUSE
23:15Look at all those fading, dwindling stars.
23:18Forced to eat bugs in a jungle.
23:21LAUGHTER
23:22APPLAUSE
23:28If you leave our protection,
23:30you will almost definitely die.
23:32Scotty, do you still want independence?
23:35LAUGHTER
23:36LAUGHTER
23:37LAUGHTER
23:38LAUGHTER
23:40Luke, I am your father.
23:42Your father.
23:43Go to your room.
23:44LAUGHTER
23:46LAUGHTER
23:48LAUGHTER
23:50Captain,
23:51I don't like it when you call me...
23:52Spockface.
23:54LAUGHTER
23:56LAUGHTER
23:58LAUGHTER
24:00LAUGHTER
24:01To boldly go where no man has gone before.
24:04Anne Widdicombe.
24:06LAUGHTER
24:07LAUGHTER
24:09APPLAUSE
24:11How many Klingons does it take to change a dilithium crystal?
24:14Ten.
24:15One to change it,
24:16and the other nine to chastise them for performing such a menial task
24:18because he's a member of a proud warrior race.
24:21LAUGHTER
24:23APPLAUSE
24:25OK, the next topic is...
24:28Unlikely personal ads.
24:32I could be the man of your dreams,
24:34if you dream of a man who exposes himself to people on trains.
24:37LAUGHTER
24:39LAUGHTER
24:41I'm a cat person.
24:43I sleep all day and I bury my poo in the garden.
24:47LAUGHTER
24:51For sex with no strings attached,
24:53don't shag a puppet.
24:56LAUGHTER
25:01Katie Price seeks new husband.
25:03Position temporary.
25:04Usual terms and conditions apply.
25:06LAUGHTER
25:10Looking for love in all the wrong places?
25:12Well, you wanted to be a priest.
25:14LAUGHTER
25:20Ugly fat bloke.
25:23Looking for a supermodel with a sense of humour.
25:26LAUGHTER
25:31Man prone to violent mood swings,
25:33seeks lovely woman to go screw yourself.
25:35I love you!
25:36LAUGHTER
25:37LAUGHTER
25:40Female.
25:4122, 33, 52.
25:43One of them's my age.
25:45LAUGHTER
25:46Are you feeling lucky, punk?
25:47LAUGHTER
25:52Agoraphobic, seeks claustrophobic.
25:55The doorstep encounters.
25:56LAUGHTER
25:58LAUGHTER
25:59I am Ponus of the planet Testaclon 8.
26:00I seek a human female to take my seed.
26:01Make better world for both our planets.
26:02LAUGHTER
26:03Dave Croydon.
26:04APPLAUSE
26:05APPLAUSE
26:06Pessimistic man, seeks depressed old lady,
26:07so as we can have some really shit times.
26:08LAUGHTER
26:09Gorgeous, five foot eleven, black woman, amazing body, great rack.
26:11I'll sort of put it out there.
26:12LAUGHTER
26:13APPLAUSE
26:14I'm a George Clooney look-alike.
26:15Who's looking for a woman with visual impairments.
26:16LAUGHTER
26:17I'm a George Clooney look-alike, who's looking for a woman with visual impairments.
26:19LAUGHTER
26:20LAUGHTER
26:21So as we can have some really shit times.
26:22LAUGHTER
26:23LAUGHTER
26:24Gorgeous, five foot eleven, black woman, amazing body, great rack.
26:33I'll sort of put it out there.
26:35LAUGHTER
26:37APPLAUSE
26:39I'm a George Clooney look-alike, who's looking for a woman with visual impairments.
26:44LAUGHTER
26:45LAUGHTER
26:46Do you like swinging?
26:51Meet me down by the swings.
26:53LAUGHTER
26:55LAUGHTER
26:56I'm looking for a dominant woman.
26:59Tell me to call you.
27:00LAUGHTER
27:02APPLAUSE
27:07Do you like dogs?
27:08Good.
27:09Cos I'm small, hairy and hung like a border terrier.
27:12LAUGHTER
27:14LAUGHTER
27:16Sophisticated erudite man with fantasy éclair tastes.
27:20LAUGHTER
27:21Six woman with massive norks.
27:23LAUGHTER
27:25LAUGHTER
27:27Man with massive cock.
27:30Six woman with large hen to discuss poultry farms.
27:34LAUGHTER
27:35APPLAUSE
27:37And that's the end of the show.
27:50This week's winners are Andy Parsons, Abba Vidal and Ed Byrd.
27:54CHEERING
27:55Commiserations to Chris Anderson, Hugh Dennis and Milton Jones.
28:00CHEERING
28:01LAUGHTER
28:03I'm Dara Breen.
28:04Good night.
28:05APPLAUSE
28:06APPLAUSE
28:07Your children are so part of the show.
28:08Good night.
28:09You're having a bigお elijing.
28:10My grandparent is so good.
28:11Good night.
28:12So you have a good work, my risk.
28:13You have a good work, my brain.
28:15You have an idea of the power of the football the football team.
28:16You have a great job in Britain.
28:17And you have a great job in Britain.
28:18You have a great job in Britain.
28:19It's a great job in the way that you grow up.
28:20You have a great job in Britain.
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