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Tv, Only Fools And Horses S05E08 1987 - The Frog & amp; Legacy.
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00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:06I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:09Cause if you are the best ones
00:12But you don't ask questions
00:14Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:21It's like the changing of the seasons
00:24And the tides of the sea
00:25But is the one what's driving me bizarre
00:29Why do only fours and horses work
00:33La-la-la-la
00:34La-la-la-la-la
00:37La-la-la-la-la
00:38La-la-la-la-la
00:40Michael
00:42Michael, Mike
00:44What is it now?
00:45This is your lucky night
00:50How's that for a portable computer, eh?
00:53Look at that
00:53It's got 64K
00:56It's got UHF output
00:58It's got a megabyte disk drive. It's got ROM. It's got RAM. It's got them little red and green lights. It's got everything
01:06What does he want with a computer? Everyone's got a computer these days. Have you got one? Have I got one. He's got 25
01:15Yes, thank you Rodney. Thank you very much
01:18Listen listen to me now listen now this particular model normally retails at
01:23Three hundred and ninety nine pounds of the realm. Well, I'm giving it to you at a hundred and fifty. I'm gonna throw in a free joystick
01:33This thing it processes all your daughter. Oh, yeah, yeah, and what exactly does that mean?
01:37What does that mean? What do you mean, are you dim or something? Tell him what it means, Rodney
01:44You see he did a course in this and he came top of the class didn't you? Come on, come on tell me. Well, it's uh
01:50But in layman's terms
01:53Well, you can record all your business deals on it. Oh, great. No, I spend half my life trying to hide me business deals
02:02The last thing I need is to have them all recorded on a floppy bloody desk
02:05I'm not really I'm not interested. Why don't you ask Trigger, eh? Trigger? With a computer?
02:10Do me a favor. He's still struggling with light switches
02:19Try that, Albert
02:23Last time I tasted something like that was when I was in Egypt. Yeah, what was it? A local brew? No, I fell in the Nile
02:30Here, Mike. I ordered beer. Don't try to be funny with me, Trick. I'll tell you this much. I've had certificates for my beer
02:38Yeah, I've had a few days off work with it and all
02:40I mean, stone me. I don't know these bloody computers. I bought thirty of them. I've only sold five
02:48Well, it's not too bad, Del. Not too bad. Not too bad. I've had them a year and a half
02:52Our sales campaign suffered badly when a local officer of Fair Trading announced to the press that they don't work
02:59They do work, Rodney. They just need a bit of fiddling about with, that's all
03:03They don't work properly
03:05Do you know about this sort of thing, then, Dave?
03:07Well, yeah, as it happens, I do
03:09Recently, I took a computer course at the Adult Education Centre
03:13And failed
03:14I did not fail
03:15What? You passed?
03:16I didn't strictly pass either, Mike
03:19The man in charge, right, he said, not in so many words, that I should concentrate more on the theoretical side rather than the actual keyboard area
03:27What he actually said was, keep your bloody hands off my machine
03:30Thank you for being so encouraging, Del, right
03:33But I tell you, if I could pass that course and get my diploma, I might be able to get a real job
03:38Working as a real company employee, instead of hanging around with a deadly duo
03:42You and that suitcase
03:44Oi, just watch it
03:45Do you know what he's had me doing today?
03:47Look, this is one of them infrared massages, right?
03:50Cures rheumatics and all that sort of game
03:51He's had me hobbling through the market like I've got bad lumbago, right?
03:56And then healing hands trotter spots me and cures me in front of all the punters
04:01He used to be a cowboy, now he's a medicine man
04:05Oh, shut up, you tart
04:07You just knocked because you had a hole in your vest
04:10Anyway, listen, I can't hang about here
04:13Here
04:13Do you remember that chop suey house down by the station, the one that we decorated?
04:17Yeah
04:17It's gone bust
04:18And they're auctioning all their gear tonight, so I'm going to have a sniff round, all right?
04:21See you later
04:22Yeah, all right
04:22Oh my God
04:25Mr. Trotter
04:26Um, oh, Mr. Jahan
04:29What a pleasant surprise
04:30What brings you in?
04:31That computer has sold me last month
04:32Still not working
04:34There must be some simple explanation
04:38Why don't we sit down and discuss it over a drink
04:40Now, listen, what can I get you?
04:42Okay
04:43Something non-alcoholic
04:44Non-alcoholic
04:45Michael, ponder your best bitter, please
04:47I have a business to run, Mr. Trotter
04:51When I bought the computer at your suggestion
04:55In order to streamline my business
04:57So far, your computer has managed to destroy my accounts
05:00My stock records
05:02And set fire to my curtains
05:04Must be pressing the wrong button, Mr. Jahan
05:07We are talking out-of-limits high-tech here
05:11I mean, that computer was used in the American Space Shuttle
05:14But it blew up
05:15Yes, I don't mean it was the same computer
05:20Although that would explain why it isn't working too well
05:24No, no, no, no
05:25Just trust me, Mr. Jahan
05:27Give it a bit of time
05:27And I guarantee to you
05:29In a few days' time
05:29You'll wonder how you ever managed without it
05:31All right
05:32I'll give it one week
05:33Then I'll be back to see you
05:34That's the spirit, Mr. Jahan
05:36You know it makes sense
05:37Ah, thank you, Michael
05:38I'll see you later
05:39Anyway, I thought that that young fellow you had working for you
05:43Was a bit of a computer boffin
05:44Oh, he has resigned
05:47Said the work, did not agree with him
05:48I don't know
05:49Half of them, they don't know they're born these days, do they?
05:52I have placed ads in the local paper and at the job centre
05:55But all to no avail
05:56It's not a difficult job
05:58And I pay good wages
05:59Yeah, that's going to be difficult for you, Mr. Jahan
06:07I mean, you're looking for a young man with drive and enthusiasm, aren't you?
06:10No, not really
06:11I mean, a couple of GCEs wouldn't go a mistake, would they?
06:15There's no necessity for all this
06:17All what I'm looking for is somebody who can walk
06:20That's what I mean, you're talking top notch
06:22Most people of that collider have gone off with the brain drain
06:26No, no, it's going to be a difficult one
06:28No, Mr. Jahan, I can tell you
06:30Oh, but wait a minute
06:31Oh, potpourri
06:32Potpourri
06:33Of course
06:35This must be your lucky night, Mr. Jahan
06:38I may have the very person you're looking for
06:40Really?
06:41Cool
06:41Only my younger brother
06:43No, he's enthusiastic
06:45And he's got GCEs in maths and art
06:47Well, since he came back from Cambridge
06:50He's been wheeling and dealing in the commodities market
06:52And all the headhunters have been after him, you know
06:55Right from the Bank of England, right down to ICI
06:58But he fancies something a bit more local
07:00Can he walk?
07:01Walk? Yeah, he dashes about all over the place
07:03Will you have to discuss it with me then?
07:05No, no, I'll discuss it with you
07:06How much you offer him?
07:07A hundred
07:07Del Boy's got something going over there
07:09Oh, I mean, somebody's going to suffer
07:13Talking of suffering
07:17My niece is getting married next Saturday
07:19You remember little Lisa, don't you?
07:23She came up last year
07:24She was the one who arranged for Del Boy to have a go on a hang glider
07:27Oh, yeah
07:29I liked her
07:33Well, she's invited you all down to Hampshire for a wedding
07:37Well, it's very nice of her trip
07:39You tell her I'll be delighted
07:40You two are coming
07:41Del's accepted for you
07:42He's accept
07:43He is something else, isn't he?
07:46Hold on, I thought Lisa was getting married last year
07:48Yeah, she was
07:50And then she found out
07:52She wasn't
07:55I've got a pencil and a bit of paper, mate
08:06Oh, yeah
08:09Well, now she's found out
08:11She is again
08:12Should be good, though
08:13Day down by the coast
08:14Nice little drink afterwards
08:16Talking of drinks
08:16I'll get these in
08:17Oh, yeah
08:18Rodney
08:21This must be your lucky night
08:23I've only been and got you a job
08:25I don't want it
08:27What do you mean you don't want it?
08:29You only just said you'd like to get a job
08:30Yeah, not from him
08:31I've had some of his little jobs in the past
08:34I'm here to tell you
08:35He is no Brook Street Bureau
08:36Oh, that's charming, that, isn't it?
08:39That is charming
08:40Dad
08:40That is all the thanks I get
08:43After all the work and effort I've done
08:45That is the thanks I get
08:46Well, anyway
08:47It wasn't just the job
08:48It was a career move
08:50Well, I haven't got a career
08:51No, but you would have had one
08:52And it would have been moving
08:53Besides that
08:55We've had some wages coming in the flat
08:56We're brassic at the moment
08:57Yeah, I notice some of your novel
08:59Money-saving devices are in evidence
09:01Again
09:01So what's this job, then?
09:04You're not interested, Rodney, are you?
09:06So it's purely epidemic, isn't it, eh?
09:10What sort of job was it, Dale?
09:12He would have been a trainee computer programmer
09:16Eventually
09:17And it was mentioned that the successful candidate
09:21Would, with Endeavor
09:23Attain executive status
09:26Well, hold on
09:29I thought it was going to be, you know
09:30Umping boxes around and stuff like that
09:32I didn't know I was going to be a trainee executive
09:33He mentioned your CV
09:37How bad's that, eh?
09:39Nice little Citroen
09:40You might have been referring to my curriculum V-type
09:48Well, that's no problem
09:50He's no heavy lifting involved
09:51I know
09:54I'd have to start at the bottom, though
09:55Well, yeah, of course
09:56But doing what?
09:58Well, sort of delivering
09:59Delivering, yeah
10:00So basically
10:01Just to start with
10:02And it's 90 quid
10:04Cash in hand
10:04No tax, no nonsense
10:05No, hold on
10:07If I'm working cash in hand
10:08I'm not a real employee
10:09Yes, you will be
10:09Because that's only temporary
10:11That, eh?
10:12What do you say?
10:13Come on
10:13Well, where would I be working?
10:16Well, you know that big new office block
10:18Down in Wilmot Road
10:19The one with the smoke glass
10:20And the leery cars
10:21Well, when young birds come out of at lunchtime
10:24Yeah, that's the one
10:25Yeah, I know it
10:27Well, right opposite here
10:28Is an alley
10:29An alley
10:32Yes
10:33Between the undertakers
10:35And the light of Nepal restaurant
10:36So you go down that alley, right
10:38Then you find a yard
10:39Now, you pop your head in there
10:40On Monday morning
10:41And you ask for a Mr. Jahan
10:43He will give you your duties
10:44And your uniform
10:45And good lord
10:46Is that the time
10:46I've got to get down to Jinkies
10:47I'll see you later
10:48Why would the trainee computer programmer need a uniform?
10:56Dunno
10:56You see what this means?
11:05You've just been promoted to the geezer in the market with a bad back
11:08Congratulations, Lisa
11:22Thanks
11:22And to you too, Andrew
11:23My very best wishes for many years of happiness
11:26Who knows, in a year or two from now
11:28We could be back in the church
11:29Celebrating the christening of your firstborn
11:32Actually, my mother wants to have a word with you about that
11:36Oh?
11:36Oh
11:38That's it
11:40Excuse me
11:44Vicar?
11:44Vic?
11:45Vic?
11:47Oh, Mr. Trotter, how nice
11:48Thank you once again for your lift
11:50Oh, Bain-Marie
11:52Bain-Marie
11:53It was the least that I can do
11:54Oh, sorry it was a bit bumpy
11:55But at least we didn't have far to go, did we?
11:57Oh, that reminds me
11:59You know the computer I was talking about?
12:01I left it for you in your vestry
12:02You left it in my vestry?
12:05Yeah, yeah, it's all right
12:05I had to take it out the back of the van anyway
12:07To get you in, didn't I?
12:09Listen
12:09Just in case the old bishop asks, right
12:13Now, they normally retail at £3.99
12:16But you can have it at one and a half
12:18And a pony off for cash
12:19Pony?
12:20All right, then
12:22Thirty quid
12:24Can't say fairer than that
12:25I'll let you have it on two weeks' approval
12:28I mean, if I can't trust you
12:30Can I trust, eh?
12:32I mean, ask and it shall be given
12:34You know, that is my motto
12:35Well, I've...
12:37Oh, excuse me
12:38Here, here
12:39Darling, you're one of the bridesmaids, aren't you?
12:41Oh, thanks, Ronnie
12:46What are you doing over here on your own, then?
12:49I was just reminiscing
12:51This used to be my old stamping ground
12:55Portsmouth's just a couple of miles out of the road there
12:57Yeah?
12:59But you had some laughs round here, eh?
13:01Not all
13:02The warning used to go out
13:04Not like me and daughter's trotters back in port
13:07Congratulations, darling
13:10You remember Mike, don't you?
13:13He's the water diviner from the Nag's Head
13:15Oh, of course I do
13:16Hello, Mike
13:17It's lovely to see you again
13:19Oh, this is Andy
13:20My husband
13:21Congratulations, son
13:22You'll never regret what you did today
13:24I should know
13:25I've been married 18 years
13:27Oh, thanks a lot
13:28Is your wife here?
13:29Er, no
13:30We broke up back in 73
13:32Don't fall, please
13:34Skip this in
13:35I know
13:36We'll try and hide in one of the fields, see
13:39I'll tell you
13:40I think I may have heard this story before
13:43Did you sink?
13:47Yeah
13:48I've heard it
13:49I don't know
13:55Why do you bother to listen to him?
13:56I don't know
13:57A moment of weakness, I suppose
14:00It's all a bit upmarket, isn't it, Dale?
14:03Yeah
14:03It's sort of a surprise to see you here
14:05I'm at home in any walk of life
14:08How are you, sweetheart?
14:13Don't believe it
14:14Would you behave yourselves?
14:16We are only an hyphen or two
14:18Away from a society wedding here
14:20And you're behaving as if you're on a charavan trip to the lights
14:23Don't shut up, you snobbing kid
14:25I'm merely trying to conduct myself with a little decorum
14:31Oh dear
14:33I assume this bundle is from you
14:37That is our present, yes
14:40Good God, it looks as though the bomb squad's in again, isn't it?
14:44And what have you bought the unlucky couple?
14:48A 13-piece dinner service
14:50We've bought them a dinner service as well
14:53Oh, I shouldn't worry, Marlene
14:56There'll be no comparison
14:58We've got ours from Royal Dalton
15:01Most probably got theirs from Dalton's Weekly
15:04He's good, isn't he, boys?
15:08Yeah, he's got more front and south end, look
15:10No, but it is a lovely dinner service, Dalton
15:15He's got a hand-painted pattern
15:17Depicting the changing seasons of the English countryside
15:21He's probably given them that old crockery he bought at the Chinese auction
15:26How dare you?
15:28What sort of bloke do you think I am?
15:30Oh, I wouldn't put it past you
15:32Come along, Marlene
15:34Shall we circulate?
15:37Bloody hell, boy
15:38You see, we've already been around more times than a breakdown, sir
15:41Did our dinner service come from the bankrupt chinkies?
15:46No, it did not, I swear on my life
15:49Well, them plates had an awful lot of pandas and pagodas on them
15:53No, it did come from the Chinese takeaway
15:55No, look, we've been really strapped for money recently
15:58Anyway, I thought they looked like rather nice pagodas, myself
16:02No, they ain't
16:04They look more like a prisoner of war camp
16:06I mean, how's it gonna make us look, eh?
16:09Boise and Marlene service depict the changing seasons
16:11Ours contains scenes from Tenko
16:14I suppose you're right
16:20Hang about a minute, here
16:25Hold on to this
16:26Yeah, hold on
16:27He who dares wins
16:46Maureen, do you want a drink?
17:02I'll have a port and lemon
17:03Better make it a small one
17:06Cos I've had orders from young Lisa
17:08That I mustn't get Oliver Twist in front of his family
17:11I don't know who she thinks they are
17:13Big hats and no drawers, most of them
17:16Here's a face from the past
17:20Oh, I'm a trotter
17:22I don't believe it
17:23Hello, weenie girl
17:25How you going?
17:26I thought you went down with the Lusitania
17:28Mother says he did
17:29They tried, but they couldn't get me
17:33How long have you been living out this way?
17:35Oh, I moved from Peckham in 1965
17:37I couldn't stand that estate any longer
17:40It's nice and peaceful out here
17:42And I don't have to save up to get to the seaside
17:45You must be retired now
17:48Oh, I'm living back with a family
17:50Joni's kids
17:51Del Boy's not here, is he?
17:54He's in there having a dance
17:55He'll be out soon
17:57He ain't had a drink for four minutes
17:58Little Rodney's here as well
18:02Oh, my
18:02Rodney's here?
18:05Oh, the little doll
18:07That's him there
18:09The last time I saw you, you was in your brain
18:15Well, I mean, how old is this?
18:21Oh, I'm Rodney
18:23You're little Rodney
18:26Oh, ain't she gone big?
18:31You don't remember me, do you, darling?
18:35No
18:35This is Tricky's Aunt Renie
18:37She used to be your mum's best friend
18:39Oh, yeah
18:41Me and Joni
18:42The terrible twins
18:44Do you remember when your mum had that cleaning job
18:48down at the town hall?
18:49No
18:50I used to look after you while she was at work
18:54Bath you and everything
18:56Remember when I took you shopping that day in Woolworths?
19:04No
19:04Yes, I was pushing you round
19:07You was picking up things off the counter and I didn't know
19:10Well, when I got you home and took you out of the pram
19:12I found three bottles of scent
19:14A packet of weights
19:15And a Helen Shapiro record
19:17So, next day
19:20I took you up Selfridges
19:22I reckon the rumours were right
19:29Joni was never 100% sure
19:32But you can't see the likeness, don't you?
19:37Do you fancy a darts, Reem?
19:39I could still cut a rug with the best of them
19:41Keep your hands to yourself, though
19:43I'm feeling happy to love
19:45What's all that about?
19:51God knows
19:52No, I remember her from years ago
19:54She's never been the full ten ball
19:56Oi, that's my auntie you were talking about
19:58Must be a family trait, then, A-Tree
20:00I don't wanna let us go
20:07Oh, how about I dunk up in there?
20:13Oh, Marlene's pulling all the bloke's shirt tails out now
20:16No, Irene, it ain't Irene, it's Irene Turpin
20:24Remember me, do you?
20:28Remember you?
20:30Remember you?
20:31I'm still having nightmares about you, darling
20:33How are you, sweetheart?
20:36You keeping well?
20:36I'm smashing, Dale
20:38I say, you're looking very prosperous
20:41Oh, well, you know
20:42Life's been pretty good to us, hasn't it, Albert, eh?
20:45Yeah
20:45Non-stop Mardi Gras
20:47You look great, you really do
20:50Come on, let's go and sit down
20:52I'm feeling really cream-crackered off of that, Donald
20:54She used to be a right little rave in her younger days
21:00Yeah
21:01They reckon that during the war, she had more yanks than Eisenhower
21:06I heard that a Normandy landing started from her scullery
21:12Who are you talking about?
21:16The Triggers Army
21:17When was it the last time that I saw you?
21:29Well, I moved from Peckham in 1965
21:31So that's nearly 23 years
21:34God
21:34You promised you'd come and see me
21:37Oh, yeah, yeah
21:39Well, you know, it's Irene, you know
21:41I've got to be tied up with, you know, business and what have you
21:44He seems a nice kid, young Rodney
21:46Oh, yeah
21:48Do you know he's got a diamond where other blokes have got a heart?
21:52He's a clever kid and all
21:53He's got GCEs, everything
21:55Well, he's had you behind him to guide him, Del
21:58He wouldn't be in the position he's in today if it hadn't have been for you
22:01I just tried to do my best by him
22:04Hadn't have promised to Mum
22:07She'd have been so proud of you two boys
22:11I reckon that's why I moved down here
22:17The old place changed when your mum went
22:21I lost the best friend I ever had
22:24She was a lovely lady, wasn't she?
22:27Oh, if things had worked out a bit better
22:30You and Rodney could have been millionaires by now
22:33Yeah
22:34I remember going to visit her in the hospital
22:38And her saying to me
22:39If only I knew where he didn't it, Reen
22:43My boys would be set for life
22:46In what?
22:53What, the gold?
22:57Gold?
22:58What gold?
22:59He's gold
23:00He's he?
23:02Who's he?
23:03Freddy the frog
23:04Freddy the frog?
23:05Who's Freddy the frog?
23:07Your mum never told you?
23:08No, no
23:09Oh, my God, me and my mouth
23:12Forget I said anything, Del
23:14Forget it?
23:15How can I forget it?
23:16Ena, come on, come on, Reen
23:18You've got to tell me now
23:19Come on
23:20Otherwise I'll only find out somewhere else
23:22It all happened a long time ago
23:25She met him in about 1959
23:30Met who?
23:31Who?
23:32Freddy Robdall
23:34Who's Freddy Robdall?
23:37That was Freddy the frog's real name
23:40He was a villain from Rotherhithe
23:44Oh, not a nasty one
23:45I mean, no guns or violence
23:47He was a gentleman thief
23:50A bit of a dandy was Freddy
23:52He used to love French wine and paintings and what have you
23:56He had a little holiday chalet down this way
24:00They reckon when the police broke in
24:04The walls was covered in Monets and other originals
24:09What's this got to do with my mum?
24:14Well, she sort of befriended him
24:19I mean, yeah, she would
24:21She was a very friendly lady
24:22I mean, she'd help anyone out
24:25Yes
24:27Well, she used to help Freddy the frog
24:31Anyway
24:33One day in August 1963
24:38Freddy and a little gang broke into the vaults of a bank up in the city
24:45They got away with over a quarter of a million pounds in gold bullion
24:53The rest of the gang got caught
24:58But Freddy and the gold got away
25:02Well, a short time afterwards
25:06Freddy, while still on the run
25:09Was tragically killed in a freak accident
25:13And when they opened his will
25:16He'd left everything he owned to your mum
25:21What do you mean?
25:23All the Monets and the originals and all that?
25:26Oh, no
25:27They had to be returned to the original owners
25:31The same went for the gold
25:33Except, of course, that nobody knew where Freddy had in it
25:38Then your mum left all her worldly possessions to you
25:42Including the lost gold
25:45So, if that gold was worth a quarter of a million in 1963
25:53It must be worth, well, a million now
25:58Or maybe two
25:59And it's mine
26:01Oh, yours and Rodney's
26:03Yeah, well, it's the same thing
26:04I'm a millionaire
26:07I know
26:10Bloody shame no-one knows where it's hidden
26:13Yeah, he's a bit of a choker, that, isn't he?
26:20I'll get us a refill
26:21Rodney
26:30I know you may find this hard to believe
26:34It may even come as a bit of a shock to you
26:38We are millionaires
26:42Oh, good
26:46Perhaps we can take that magnet off the electricity, mate
26:50There we go
26:58Now, listen to me
27:00Do you remember in the past, right?
27:01When you had trouble with your cellar?
27:03The old cellar black, right?
27:04What did you do?
27:05Used the stagger down to the quacks, didn't you?
27:07And you pop in there
27:08You pay £2.50 for a prescription
27:10You pop that into the chemist
27:11And he'll give you a free bob tube of algae band
27:14Well, thank goodness those days are over
27:16They're over thanks to this revolutionary new device
27:19The InfraMax Deep Penetration Massager
27:23Oi, you two
27:26You two girls
27:27You're miles off
27:28They're warning you
27:29Has nothing to do with it
27:31This is an osteopaedic device
27:33Which emits infrared rays
27:35That penetrate deep into the muscles
27:37Soothing the pain away
27:39Giving you permanent and instant relief
27:41Seriously, listen to me
27:43How much would you expect to pay?
27:45How much would you expect to pay
27:46If you went up Marley Street
27:47How much would you expect to pay for that?
27:48Now don't touch it
27:49You have a fortune
27:50You'd expect to pay £70 to £80 for one of these
27:53No, absolutely straight
27:54But thank goodness
27:55Thanks to bulk buying free enterprise
27:57And a mate of mine who does a bit of smuggling
27:59I can let you have one of these
28:01For a mere £15
28:02That's all it is
28:03What do you mean?
28:04I'll let you have this
28:05For the same amount of money
28:06That I paid for it
28:07And that is £14
28:08Come on, it's £40
28:10Yeah
28:11Snatch it off me
28:12Come on
28:12You won't get a better
28:13Do you mind moving on sir
28:15Because I'm trying to do a bit of business here sir
28:17Sure you sir
28:17That's all right
28:18Now listen
28:19I don't care whether you've got
28:20Earache, neckache, backache
28:22Or even any other sort of ache
28:24This little device will cure it
28:27Try it on him then
28:29Do what lady?
28:30Try it on the old fella
28:31No, no, no, no
28:33I don't want to do my batteries up
28:35Do I? No
28:35Anyway, that's probably not backache
28:37That's body language
28:38You're trying to tell me something, darling
28:40Right?
28:41No
28:41No, no, it's rheumatic, son
28:43Suffered with it for years
28:44Try a massager on him
28:46Oh, I will
28:47All right
28:51All right
28:53I will
28:54That sorry little thing won't do me no good
28:59My back's been under expert
29:01Compounded the medical world, my back has
29:03Well, at least let me try
29:05It can't do any harm, can it, sir, eh?
29:07Give me a try
29:08Come on, slip your coat off
29:09Just slip your coat off there
29:10That's it
29:11We'll see what you can do
29:11Oh, I see you're a naval war hero, sir
29:13Forty years before the mass
29:15Fighting the king and country
29:16Well, that's
29:17Grown, groan
29:21Oh, go on, be back
29:22That's it, sir, right
29:24Remember, no sudden movements
29:26Not until I've applied the healing rays of the Inframax deep penetration massager
29:32Right, here we go
29:33Here it is
29:34Can you feel that, sir?
29:35Can you feel the relaxing warmth, soothing the pain and tension away in your lumbar region?
29:40Hmm?
29:41Yeah
29:42That's very fair of poot, it is
29:44I ain't never had any stunt of me before
29:47Oh, coming from an old sailor, that is saying something, isn't it, ain't it?
29:50No, it's lovely, that is
29:53My back feels better already
29:56Yeah, you are
29:57Look at that
29:58I could stand up straight
30:00I haven't been able to stand up straight for years
30:03Well, I...
30:05I can't believe it
30:16I can't believe it
30:18What is he doing to me?
30:20He's just a stooge
30:21He's part of the act
30:23No, no, no, he ain't
30:25No, of course he ain't
30:26We've never met before in our lives, have we, sir?
30:28No deal, we haven't
30:29Come
30:38You told me to get better in front of a crowd
30:41Yes, I know that
30:42But I didn't ask you to do the third act from Singing in the Rain, did I, eh?
30:46You came round the corner looking like Old Father Times
30:49With one rubbery massage and you turned into Wayne Sleep
30:51I'm not used to all this market speeding
30:55Why are you getting Rodney to do it?
30:57Because Rodney started his new job today, ain't he, eh?
30:59Can't be in two places at the same time
31:01Oh, come on, clear all this lot up, will ya?
31:05Bloody fair, eh?
31:07I fought a war for the younger generation
31:09Oh, yeah?
31:10What side were you on?
31:12Your boy?
31:13Albert?
31:16Good wedding, wasn't it?
31:17Oh, yeah, yeah, it was muster
31:19Lisa and Andy were double pleased with that dinner service you bought on Dell
31:22It must have cost a fortune
31:23Nah, that's all right, Trig, you know
31:25Anything for the young couple
31:26Oh, yeah, here comes money, look
31:29Did you see the crappy present he bought, huh?
31:33No, no, no, I didn't catch that, Trig, no
31:35Load of cheap old plates
31:37The sort of thing you get in a bad Chinese restaurant
31:40Well, that's typical of him, though, ain't it, eh?
31:44That's why he's so rich, you know, for being so tight
31:47Yeah, he's tight, isn't he?
31:48Yeah, yeah
31:49You know, he's the sort of bloke who buys a tin of baked beans on Tuesdays
31:53So he can have a bubble bath on Wednesday
31:55Morning, gentlemen
32:00Hey, Mr Boisey, all right
32:02Another fine day in Gotham setting
32:05Well, Trigger, the wedding scene had gone off very well, all things considered
32:10Yeah, it was all right, wasn't it?
32:12Did Lisa and what's-his-name find time to look at my present?
32:17Yeah, they looked at it
32:19Not for long, though
32:20What about his little gift?
32:23Oh, well, they put Del's present straight in their display cabinet
32:27Peasants?
32:30Yeah, that reminds me, talking to the wedding
32:32There's something I want to ask you two
32:34Now, listen, think back to the early 60s, right?
32:37Do you remember Freddy the Frog?
32:40Freddy the Frog?
32:41Hmm
32:41No, but don't ring a bell
32:44I remember Torchy, the battery boy
32:46What about Twizzle?
32:50I don't believe you two
32:52I just don't believe you
32:53God, it's done
32:55Hang up, that's off
32:57Hello?
32:59Your minicab's arrived, Albert
33:00Is that Dave?
33:12Yeah
33:13You gits
33:25You rotten gits
33:27You never told me my new job was a cheap monger
33:32I've got me
33:32So some respect
33:34What's he doing?
33:38Just you white, Bill
33:40Just you white
33:41Why don't you take us down here, Roddy?
33:58It's no entry
33:59Yeah
34:00Sorry, Mr. Jehan
34:02I was talking to my brother and I
34:04Sorry
34:05Could you just back up a little bit, please?
34:11Do you mind backing up a little bit, please?
34:17Because we
34:17Oh, what's the trouble?
34:24I can't stand it anymore
34:26Oh, what a plonker
34:28Excuse me, out of the way
34:31Ali, Ali
34:31Miss, we
34:32Yes, I'm finding this rather upsetting too
34:35Do you know the bloke in the hearsay?
34:38No
34:39Oh, I know the bloke in the Cortina
34:40I sold it to him last week
34:42You're a liar, Bill
34:46I swear to you, Rodney
34:48I did not know what your duties would be
34:50Mr. Jehan never told me
34:51Didn't know my arse
34:53You just said
34:54You're not putting some money in the flat
34:56Yeah, well, every little helps, Rodney
34:58Every little helped
34:59And anyway
35:00I thought that black suit looked really good on you
35:03No, I didn't
35:04I saw a reflection of myself in a window
35:06I looked like a wand
35:07You told me I'd be a trainee computer programmer
35:13And are you not programming his computer?
35:17Oh, yes, I am programming his computer
35:19I am also an apprentice pallbearer
35:22A fully-fledged chief mourner
35:23And I have to go and get the sandwiches
35:25As long as you've got job satisfaction
35:28That's the main thing
35:29Yes, well, I have not got job satisfaction, actually
35:32Matter of fact, I am thinking of resigning
35:34Well, you'd better hurry up before he sacks you
35:36Look, that big traffic jam was not my fault
35:39All right, you name one person who blamed me
35:42Mr. Jehan did
35:43Grieving relatives did
35:45The flying eye did
35:46Well, my fault of differential on that Cortina seized up
35:52Well, I called for the RAC and they called for a tow truck
35:56But it couldn't get through
35:57Why?
35:58Well, because of the big traffic jam
35:59Anyway, it all went off all right in the end
36:02Oh, yeah, it went off all right in the end
36:04I mean, you could have started a trend
36:06Floodlit funerals could be all the rage
36:08Anyway, I don't want to talk no more about it
36:13I've got more important things on my mind
36:16Oh, we're not getting back to Freddy the Bleeding Frog again, are we?
36:20Yes, we are
36:21There's a million quid's worth of gold bullion out there
36:24And it's mine
36:24It's ours
36:25You are some it else you are
36:28A drunken old woman spends you some cock and bull story
36:31And you fall for it
36:32Now, listen, Rodney
36:34Just because Reanie was a good time girl
36:36Who liked the occasional tiser
36:37That was all right
36:38She was never a liar
36:39Anyway, I've been out to see a few faces this afternoon
36:42I've got some information
36:44They have confirmed it
36:46Right?
36:46About a robbery
36:47The gold bullion never being found
36:50Found the lot
36:51How can you be sure it ain't been found?
36:54I mean, over the past few years
36:56Every policeman and underworld figure in the country
36:58Must have been looking for that gold
36:59Yeah, and what would they have done with it, eh?
37:02They'd either put it through a fence
37:03Which meant it becomes public knowledge, right?
37:07Or they smelt it down themselves, right?
37:09And if they do that
37:10Well, that amount of gold coming onto the market
37:12Rodney causes ripples, right?
37:14The sort of ripples that would be remembered for a long time
37:17What if the police found it?
37:20I'm talking about the police
37:22The chaps never found it either
37:26I had a chat with the Driscoll brothers
37:30You went and saw the Driscoll brothers?
37:33What were they like?
37:34God, they're smashing blanks, hunk
37:36It was like bumping into the two Ronnies
37:38Biggs and Cray
37:39They never sussed out why you was asking questions?
37:44No
37:44I mean, you know what they're like, don't you?
37:49A couple of years ago, right?
37:51Some guru reckoned the world would end within a month
37:55And Danny Driscoll better grand that it would
37:58And he's the brains of the earth
38:03The only trouble was
38:07I kept on having to refer to him as Freddy the Frog
38:10I couldn't remember his real surname
38:11It was, I don't know, Robson or something
38:13Robdell
38:14Robdell
38:16That's what it was, yep
38:17I've been trying to think of that all afternoon
38:19Just a minute, wait
38:26Did you know him?
38:29Yeah, vaguely
38:30Well, why didn't you say?
38:34Well, first time I met him, he was just a kid
38:3618, 19
38:37Different age group from me
38:39Then over the years, I used to bump into him every so often
38:43Usually in one of the pubs down the, uh, down the docks
38:46Yeah
38:47He was a very likeable bloke
38:49Very generous
38:50He was, uh, very tall and handsome
38:53Yeah
38:54Everybody liked him, especially the women
38:56They used to fall over themselves for him
38:58Yes, yes, yes, yes
38:59What about the gold bullion?
39:02Well, he robbed a bank in the city
39:03Yeah, I mean, we know all that, don't we?
39:06What happened after the robbery?
39:09Well, about a week after
39:11Freddy and, uh, an explosives expert called Jerry Kelly
39:15They broke into a, into a post office, uh, in Plumstead
39:20Yeah, that's right
39:21Yeah, that's right
39:21And then, uh, apparently they set the wires of the explosives all right
39:26Everything going well
39:27When
39:28Nobody knew why
39:30Freddy the Frog
39:31Sat on a detonator
39:33They found him up on a roof
39:37Of a building across the road
39:41All right
39:42What happened to the other mush, Kelly the Jelly?
39:46Well, he was holding the nitroglycerine when Freddy sat down
39:49So he didn't survive either?
39:53Well, if he did, he'd be no good in a Mexican way
39:56I don't know
40:05Wherever I go, it's the same story, ain't it?
40:09Freddy the Frog took the secret with him
40:11Maybe he shipped the gold abroad?
40:13Nah, there wouldn't have been time
40:15There was only a week between him doing the job and hitting the snooze button, wasn't there?
40:21Do you know, there's another thing that's confusing me and all
40:23I mean, if that Freddy the Frog was going out with a married woman on this estate
40:28Why did he leave all his money to our mum?
40:35It's mystery, isn't it?
40:38I'll make some tea
40:39And there's another thing
40:42I was talking to one of them Driscoll Heavies
40:44And he reckoned that Freddy
40:46He had a son by that woman
40:47It's just a rumour, Del
40:52I take no notice of rumours
40:53No, no, no
40:54But I mean, if it was true
40:55That boy would be in his mid-twenties by now, wouldn't he?
41:01Still, the thing is
41:02He don't know who his dad was
41:04So he can't make a claim on the fortune, can he?
41:09Oh, look
41:10Look at this, Rod
41:11Oh, there you are
41:11Look at this, Rodney
41:12Look
41:13Here we are, millionaires
41:14And we're getting fretting letters from the milkman
41:16This Freddy the Frog
41:20Did he have any hobbies or pastimes?
41:23Did he have any hobbies or pastimes?
41:26We're looking for his gold, not his rugged tennis racket
41:29No, no
41:30I just thought, you know
41:31The more you find out about him
41:32The more you know how his mind works
41:34All right, yes
41:36Good thinking, Rodney
41:37All right, well
41:39He was a bit of an artist or something, wasn't he, Albert?
41:41Yeah, a good artist, yeah
41:44They reckon that if he hadn't have been a tea leaf
41:46He could have made a very good forger
41:48Well, that's got us a lot closer, ain't it, eh?
41:52Problem solved, that's it
41:54I think I'm going to go to bed
41:56Say goodnight to you two
41:57Goodnight
41:58Night
41:59Albert
42:04They're rumours, Rodney
42:06That's all
42:07Rumours?
42:11Goodnight, Sam
42:12Rodney
42:20Don't forget
42:21You've got to be down a morgue by half nine
42:23All right, come on
42:26We'll just finish this
42:28And we'll pop down a market
42:29And do a bit with the massagers
42:30And this time
42:31When I've finished operating on you
42:33No tap dancing
42:34Just straighten up slowly
42:36Like it's a miracle
42:37Down
42:38Scotty
42:39What's all that about?
42:40I don't know
42:41Looks like peace in our time
42:43What do you know about?
42:45What is that?
42:46This morning, Mr. Jahan asked me to transfer all his old paper files onto computer
42:50On my computer?
42:51Yeah
42:51Now, have a read of that
42:53No, no, it's a summons
42:54It's a summons, isn't it?
42:55No, no
42:55It's one of Mr. Jahan's order forms from July 1963
43:01Now, look who ordered one coffin to be specially made
43:05One Frederick Robbdall
43:08But it was ordered five weeks before he did the robbery
43:12Six weeks before he blew himself up
43:14Well, don't you see what he means?
43:16Yeah
43:16He had a premonition
43:17You bird
43:21No, no, wait a minute
43:26Wait a minute
43:26Look, look
43:27This casket here was ordered by Mr. Frederick Robbdall
43:30Right?
43:31He paid for it
43:31But it was made for a Mr. Alfred Broderick
43:35Who's Alfred Broderick?
43:36No
43:37Look at the two names closely
43:39It's an anagram
43:41Yeah, yeah, I can see that
43:45But who was he?
43:50No
43:50Oh, bloody hell
43:53Look
43:53If you transpose all the letters
43:56Mix up
43:58Mix them up, yeah
43:58Mix them up all the letters from Frederick Robbdall, right
44:00It becomes Alfred Broderick
44:03In other words, Broderick never existed
44:05He's just one of Freddy's aliases
44:07He's right and all
44:09So what you
44:11What you're saying is
44:13That he put
44:15The bullion
44:15Into the coffin
44:17And then got the co-op to hide it for him
44:20Or in this case, Mr. Jahan
44:22That's right
44:22It was all legal above board
44:24It was most probably paraded through them streets
44:26I bet he even got the old bill to hold up the traffic for it
44:29And then it was buried with all the usual honours
44:33All Freddy had to do was bide his time
44:35And then come back for it
44:36You two seem to be forgetting something
44:38This isn't the family pet you're talking about
44:41If what you're suggesting is right
44:43He'd have needed permission from the authorities
44:45He'd have needed official documentation
44:47And lots and lots of it
44:49So where's he get all that?
44:54He always has to spoil things, don't he?
44:59Wait a minute, wait a minute
45:00I think I've cracked it
45:02Listen, way back in the early 60s
45:05When you was just a nipper
45:06Mum got herself a job down a town hall
45:09As a secretary
45:10A secretary?
45:12Yeah, yes
45:13One of her duties was hoovering out
45:15A registrar's department
45:17Right?
45:18See what he'd mean?
45:19That she could get her hands
45:20On all the documents that he needed
45:22And mark them with the official stamp
45:24But God
45:25Yeah
45:25Of course
45:26What are you doing here?
45:29I thought you were supposed to be helping me
45:30With the embalming
45:31Yeah
45:31Sorry, Mr. Jahan
45:32I took an early lunch
45:33It's all right, Mr. Jahan
45:34No
45:34Gee, please
45:35Just come and sit down for a minute, will you?
45:37Because I'd just like to have a little chat with you
45:39Look, Rodney found this in your files
45:42But this is confidential material
45:45Yes, I know
45:45It just shows you how keen he is, though
45:47He's bringing his homework to lunch with him
45:49Listen, do you remember
45:50Do you remember this man
45:51Mr. Frederick Robdell?
45:53Frederick
45:53Yes
45:54I remember him very well
45:56Most charming man
45:57See, my father had just bought the business
46:00And Mr. Robdell was one of our first clients
46:02The other reason it sticks out in my mind
46:05Is because Mr. Robdell
46:07Ordered an extra large casket to be made
46:09Hmm
46:10Ah
46:11And, uh, I expect his mate
46:14Mr. Broderick
46:15Was an extra large chap
46:17Was he?
46:18Oh, I wouldn't know
46:19We didn't handle the funeral
46:20What?
46:24We simply supplied the casket
46:26Mr. Robdell came and collected in a van one night
46:28You mean it was a takeaway?
46:32Mr. Robdell told us it was to be a very private affair
46:35We didn't question his decision
46:36We didn't want to intrude upon his grief
46:39And we needed the business
46:40Wait a minute, wait a minute
46:42Does that mean that you don't know where it's buried?
46:46As I said, I don't know
46:47It was a private affair
46:48I must go now
46:49Rodney, how long will you be?
46:51Back soon, Mr. James
46:52We have a lot of work to be done
46:53Yeah, I don't know
46:54Well, that's the end of that then
46:58We knew we'd find it now, son
46:59Yes, we will
47:00Del, the gold has been missing for 24 years
47:04And the last thing anyone saw of Freddy the Frog was on a radar screen
47:07So what chance have we got?
47:09Listen to me
47:12He would have buried it somewhere local
47:15He would have stuck to an area that he knew well
47:18So listen, this is what we're going to do
47:20I'm going to go down and see the flower man down a market
47:23And get us a codgel of tulips on sale or return
47:26Then you're going to go and visit every graveyard and cemetery in the district
47:30And you're going to read every name on every headstone
47:32And when you leave, you leave a flower as if you're one of the relatives
47:35But his flowers are jogging
47:37Well, all right, if anyone asks you
47:38So you come from a big family
47:40Well, Neil, I want you to do the same in your travels
47:43A bit like a busman's holiday for you, isn't it, eh?
47:47In the meantime, I'm going to check the records down at town halls, stonemasons, churches, that sort of thing
47:53Don't worry, brother, don't worry
47:54We'll find it, we will, we'll find it
47:57Del, I don't want to be the prophet of doom or nothing
48:00But I do get the feeling we are wasting our time
48:02That is time that could be spent more productively in earning some money and paying some bills
48:07We owe two months' rent
48:09We are drinking tea with no milk in it
48:11And the electricity ball keep calling round to see why their meter is running backwards
48:15There's food in the cupboard, isn't there?
48:18Yeah
48:19Thanks to my pension and Rodney's wages
48:21It wouldn't be a bad idea for you to drive down to Hampshire
48:24And pick up that computer money off the vicar
48:27Oh, leave it out
48:29That gold must be here, hidden somewhere
48:31I mean, it can't have disappeared
48:33This is Peckham
48:34Not the Bermuda Triangle
48:36And as for me, going all the way down to Hampshire
48:39To pick up a piddling 120 quid
48:41That's like admitting defeat
48:42A sign that I'd given up all hope of ever finding my birthright
48:46And that is not my style
48:49When Del Trotter says he's going to do something
48:53Del Trotter does it
48:56You see what I mean, Mr Trotter
49:01I've tried everything and it simply refuses to work
49:03Has it received a whack of any kind?
49:08Oh, no, I can assure you
49:10There you go
49:13That's all it needed
49:14Yes
49:16Of course, I'm not technically minded like you, Mr Trotter
49:19Now, well, some of these high-tech advancements
49:21They need a bit of encouragement
49:22Well, if you'll just give me my money, I'll bid you a fond farewell
49:25I'm afraid I shan't be needing the computer, Mr Trotter
49:27What?
49:29As I said to you at the wedding
49:30I couldn't honestly see what part a computer could play
49:33In the daily running of a small parish such as this
49:36And my words have been borne out
49:38Yes, I know
49:38But if it had been working properly, you hadn't seen the benefits
49:42I'm terribly sorry, Mr Trotter
49:44And I'm awfully grateful to you for giving me it for two weeks on approval
49:47But I simply have no need of it
49:49Well
49:51I can't take it back now
49:54It's been used
49:55I know, but you've taken it out of the protective wrapping
50:01And look at that there, look
50:03Look, it's had a whack there, look there
50:04But you just did that
50:07Yes, I know that
50:08But I'm not a technician, am I?
50:10I'm merely a salesman, that's all
50:12I mean, what am I going to tell my governor, eh?
50:14I'm going to have to go up
50:15And I'm going to have to tell him one or two things
50:16And I'm going to have to say to him
50:17You know, that you took it out of the protective wrapping
50:19You messed about with it
50:21You let an unqualified wally repair it
50:23And now you want to elbow it
50:24No, no, I'm sorry
50:26No, I mean, look
50:27That machine was in perfect condition when I loaned it to you
50:30Look at it now
50:30I mean, look at it
50:31Look, it's, well, it's second hand, isn't it?
50:33Mr Trotter
50:33All right, okay
50:34As you are a man of the cloth
50:36And seeing that you're the one who gnaws it up
50:39I'll tell you what I'm going to do
50:40I'm going to let you have that for the second hand price
50:42So you give me 100 notes
50:44And we're saying no more, all right?
50:45I don't want the computer
50:47But this computer is the top of the range
50:49This is the silver cloud of computers
50:51I mean to say there are thousands of people
50:53Pouring out of London
50:55Into the new housing estates in your parish
50:57Your flock is increasing
50:58I mean, you're going to need one of these
51:00To keep a check on them all, aren't you?
51:01I only wish that were true
51:02Unfortunately, few people seem to require
51:05The services of a church such as this
51:06It seems a pity to me
51:09That there aren't more people
51:10Like our mutual friend
51:11Mr Robdell
51:13What?
51:16Oh, I do apologise
51:17I couldn't help overhearing you and Mrs Turpin
51:20Discussing Mr Robdell at the wedding
51:22You mean to say that you knew
51:24Frederick the Frog?
51:25I'm sorry
51:25I mean, you knew
51:26You knew Frederick Robdell?
51:29Many years ago
51:30When I came to St. Barry's first
51:32He had a holiday home
51:33A few miles from here
51:34He always used to look in
51:36If he was down this way
51:37A charming and very generous man
51:39He donated the stained glass windows
51:41In fact, he loved this church so much
51:44His parents are buried here
51:45Oh, that's nice
51:47And did you ever meet his friend
51:49Mr Broderick?
51:51Alfred Broderick?
51:51That's him?
51:52Well, yes
51:53Not to say meet in the conventional sense
51:55I had the sad duty of laying the poor man to rest
51:58He must have been rather a large man
52:00It took eight of us to carry him from the hearse
52:02Yeah, well, he was an anagram
52:06Could you tell me where you buried him?
52:10Buried him
52:11I'd like to pay my last respects
52:12Oh, yes, it'll be here in the records
52:14He must have been very close to Mr Robdell
52:18I've never forgotten the way that
52:20He kept patting the coffin
52:22And contained his grief behind a smile
52:25Yeah, well, we were all a bit choked, you know
52:27Oh, yes, here we are
52:28Here we are
52:29Now, about the computer
52:32Hmm?
52:33No, don't worry about that
52:34Give it to the jumble sale
52:35It's only a load of rubbish anyway
52:36What are you putting that, Fiend?
52:41It's me own recipe
52:43Dutch tobacco
52:44Navy shag
52:45And a spoonful of rum
52:46That keep it moist
52:47Smell the salt, Rodney
52:52What, you put condiments in it as well?
52:56I'm talking about the ozone in the air
52:58It takes me back
53:00Yeah, funny how a smell can start the mind turning
53:05Yeah
53:06Well, to mention a stomach
53:08Rodney, I know where it's buried
53:17What?
53:25You mean here?
53:29Here
53:29Come on
53:31Albert, bring that shovel
53:32Dale
53:38Dale, you cannot go digging up a grave in broad daylight
53:41I mean, I know there's nothing actually in it
53:44Except for gold bullion
53:45But if anyone saw us doing it
53:47They might not understand
53:48Come on
53:49Come on, over here
53:51Come on, over here
53:52This is it
53:58This is where he buried it
54:00Where?
54:03There
54:03God
54:05A burial at sea
54:08Why?
54:11How did he ever hope to get the gold back?
54:15Because there were one or two things that our dear uncle forgot to inform us of, Rodney
54:19Like he told us that he met Freddy the Frog, right?
54:21But he didn't say where and how
54:24I met him when he was doing his national service in the Navy
54:27Yes
54:27He was a sailor
54:29He also omitted to tell us how he got the nickname of Freddy the Frog
54:34Now, we assumed it was because of his love of all things French
54:37No, it was because he was a frogman
54:39Yes, it was because he was a frogman
54:42I know that now
54:44I just got the full S.B. off the vicar
54:45Why didn't you tell us?
54:48Well, you know me
54:49I never talk about my days at sea
54:51We knew that Freddy had a shally down here at the coast
54:57If we had also known he was an ex-sailor and a deep sea diver
55:01We may have been able to put two and two together
55:04Yes
55:04And you might have saved us a fortnight of creeping round every cemetery and churchyard in South London
55:09Well, if you knew he was buried at sea
55:12Why'd you ask me to bring this shovel?
55:15So I could whack you on the bloody head with it
55:17Oh, well
55:19Well, he gives me the ump, wouldn't he?
55:23Gives me the right steaming ump
55:25It was beautiful
55:31It's really beautiful
55:33He got all the authentic paperwork
55:36A pucker ceremony
55:37Kosher vicar
55:39Even got two off-duty policemen to help him carry the coffin to the boat
55:43All he had to do was wait for the dust to settle
55:47Then come back with the frogman gear
55:49Dive down and get it
55:50He must have known these waters well
55:53Probably been diving them for years
55:55It's out there, Rodney
55:58It's out there
56:00Our legacy
56:02Nothing you can do about it now, Del
56:05I'm not leaving it there
56:08The sea shall not have it
56:12I shall bring it to the surface
56:15We can do it
56:17I have faith in you, Rodney
56:21How do you explain?
56:23Me?
56:23What do you mean, you've got faith in me?
56:25Listen, listen, I'm going to get you all the flippers, you know, the goggles
56:28You're the only one in the family who can swim
56:30All I ever got was a 50-yard certificate at school
56:33Well, you only need to swim 50 yards
56:36Down
56:37On your bike
56:39You're going to start searching
56:42You're looking at 500 square miles of ocean
56:45It took them 70 years to find the Titanic
56:49So what chance we got with an out-sized coffin?
56:53Gotta do something
56:54He who dares wins
56:58It's a million quid's worth of gold out there, Rodney
57:03Our gold
57:05We can't just say bonjour to it
57:08Do I look like him?
57:17It was just a rumour, son
57:19Do I look like him?
57:24Bit
57:24I always felt as if I was a bit different from the rest of the family, you know
57:29Bit of a cuckoo
57:32Just a rumour
57:33Freddy the Frog
57:37Killed himself by sitting on someone else's detonator
57:42Come on, let's talk about it over a pint, eh?
57:54Come on, let's talk about it over a pint, eh?
58:10Yeah, I expect you're right, bruv
58:11But in the words of General MacArthur
58:17I will be back soon
58:19I'm not leaving our birthright down here in Davy Smith's locker, no way
58:26Come on, I'll tell you, Rodders
58:29This time next year
58:31We will be millionaires
58:34No income tax, no VAT
58:47No money back, no guarantee
58:53Black or white, rich or broke
59:06We'll cut prices and a straw
59:09God bless
59:12Hookie Street
59:13Viva
59:15Hookie Street
59:16Long live
59:18Hookie Street
59:19Say, man, defique
59:21Hookie Street
59:23Man, defique
59:24Hookie Street
59:26Hookie Street
59:29bending
59:30Then
59:31Hookie Street
59:32Crossing
59:33Hookie Street
59:34Put
59:36Thalia
59:37Hookie Street
59:38Progress
59:38然
59:39No
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59:42Tru Male
59:42Nav doom
59:43Place
59:45Torah
59:46ought
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