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Tv, Only Fools And Horses S06E05 - Sickness And Wealth
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00:00Stick a bunny in me pocket
00:06I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
00:09Cause if you are the best ones
00:13But you don't ask questions
00:15Then brother, I'm your man
00:17Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
00:22It's like the changing of the seasons
00:24And the tides of the sea
00:26But he's the one who's driving me berserk
00:29Why do only fools and horses work
00:33La la la la
00:34La la la la la
00:37La la la la
00:38La la la la la
00:40La la la la
00:42Oh, come on, Cassandra
00:45Yeah, I know you've got your studying to do
00:49But can't we just go out for a quick drink
00:50Or a pizza or something
00:51Then you can do your studying when you get home
00:53Well, you know
00:56What's cause I like being with you
01:00I sort of miss you when we're not together
01:03Alright, I'll tell you the truth
01:06I'm bored stiff in his flat
01:08What?
01:10Oh no, that's Albert
01:11He's got himself a new spin dryer
01:13Well, it was new once
01:15He bought it cheap cause of the bomb damage
01:17Yeah, so at the moment
01:20It's jumping around the kitchen
01:22Like a Dalek with St Vitus Darn
01:24Del
01:26No, he's asleep in a chair with his dodgy stomach
01:29Yeah, he's still getting them pains
01:31Well, he's going out later for a Vindaloo
01:34Well, no, to him, he says
01:38It's a sort of alternative medicine
01:39Well, cause I don't want to go out with him for a curry
01:43No, it's alright
01:46I'll just stay in here
01:47Albert's got that old bird of his coming round
01:50You know, Elsie Partridge
01:51Remember I told you about her
01:52Yeah, so we'll probably just, you know
01:54Put on a few Max Bygrave's platters
01:56And sit here talking about our ailments
01:58It's a pity Del's going out, really
02:00He'd have enjoyed that
02:01Oh, that's very nice of him
02:06Well, tell your parents thank you very much
02:09I'd love to come to tea tomorrow
02:11Seven o'clock
02:13Yeah, alright, great
02:14What?
02:18I can't
02:20Because Del's in the room
02:24Del
02:32Del boy
02:35You know I love you
02:40Cool, don't I tell you often enough?
02:45Do you love me?
02:48Oh, yeah, very funny, Cassandra
02:49I'm laughing this end as well
02:51Alright
02:54Alright, I'll see you tomorrow
02:55Okay, bye
02:57Here you are son, I got a Chinese takeaway earlier
03:16I've got, er, fried pork
03:19Fried rice
03:21And, er, fried something
03:23How can you stand it in that kitchen with all that heat and steam?
03:27I'm an old naval stoker, aren't I?
03:29That's nothing to me
03:30I remember coming round Cape all once
03:32I was on this merchantman
03:34Oh, things you and your mates used to get up to, eh?
03:37A merchantman's a ship
03:41Oh
03:42It was so hot and steamy in our boiler
03:46And when I'd come out, I was shriveled like a prune
03:48So that's what caused it
03:50I hate you when you're in that sarky mood
03:55Here, do you think Del boy will like all this fried food
03:58He's been getting a bit jip in his tummy lately
04:00Nah, he'll be alright
04:02Maybe you're right
04:03I'll get the knives and forks
04:05Sorry, excuse me
04:13You alright, bruv?
04:19Yeah
04:20How are you feeling?
04:21Oh, trippy grudders
04:23Yeah, brule
04:24Yeah, what's all that funny whirring sound?
04:28Albert's spin dryer
04:29He's what?
04:33God, stone me
04:34Oi
04:35What is your game?
04:36What are you doing buying all this old junk?
04:38Yeah, look at that
04:39Look, it's knocking the paint off all the units there
04:41I've got an investment deal
04:43It cost us 50 pence to get our clothes dry at La Laundromat
04:49I bought that off the bloke upstairs for a score
04:52You dozy old twonk
04:54That's the one I sold him last week for a tenner
04:57Why didn't you come and ask me about these things first?
05:01Why didn't I bother you with you being ill?
05:03Ill?
05:04I'm not ill
05:04There's nothing wrong with me
05:06But you've got that tummy trouble again
05:09I haven't got any tummy trouble
05:11There's nothing wrong with me
05:12I've just got normal pains
05:13Where you come in the night
05:15You flop straight down that chair in agony
05:16You don't understand, Unc
05:18That is PMA
05:20I thought only women got that
05:24No, Rodney, that is PMP
05:27PMA is positive mental attitude
05:32See, it's the new buzzword
05:34That's what all us yuppies get
05:35See, when I came in
05:37I laid down on this chair, right
05:39And what I was doing
05:40I was psyching myself up
05:41For the challenge of tomorrow
05:42Well, what was all that sweating
05:44And holding your belly about?
05:45Oh, that was nothing
05:46There's nothing wrong
05:47Oh
05:48Rodney, go to the bathroom
05:51Get me the Andrews liver salts, will you?
05:54I'll get you a plate of Chinese, Del
05:56God knows what those local takeaways are going to do
06:02When they know we're going to move
06:03Move
06:04Didn't you see that letter?
06:06It arrived this morning
06:07It says on the envelope
06:08It's from the Council Housing Department
06:11Yes, I know
06:11I've seen it
06:12I've read it
06:13Thank you
06:13Is it about them letting us buy this flat?
06:16No, it is not about them letting us buy this flat
06:18It's about them evicting us from this flat
06:20Evicting us?
06:21Keep your voice down, will you?
06:23Gordon Bennett
06:24I'll have the whole lot
06:25I don't want Rodney to hear any of this
06:29It's just that I
06:30I haven't paid the rent on the flat here
06:32For the last three months
06:33God damn it
06:35I knew things were a bit tight
06:36But I didn't know they were that bad
06:37Yeah, well
06:38Things haven't been going very well for me
06:39All my
06:40All my investments have gone sideways
06:42I mean, Rodney's been down the market all this week
06:45Trying to flog these exclusive women's fashions
06:48But what with all the frost and the sleet
06:50Nobody seems interested in summer dresses
06:52I've been tucked up on some of my other investments
06:55And at the end of the day
06:57I just couldn't afford to pay the rent
06:58No, but you're still drinking them pina coladas
07:01Down the wine bars
07:02You're still eating in the curry houses
07:04And the bistros
07:05Yes, I know
07:06But that is all on slate
07:07Anyway, I've got to keep up my image, haven't I?
07:09Once your competitors find out
07:10Or they get a little inkling
07:11That you're going down the pan
07:12They can't wait to pull the chain on you
07:14That little plonker Rodney
07:17Hasn't been any help either
07:18Yeah, I suppose you're right
07:21Don't worry about it, Del
07:22Don't worry about it, worry about it
07:24I haven't had a decent night's kit for the last two weeks
07:27Worrying about it
07:28It's with me everywhere, all the time
07:30Something will turn up right out of the blue
07:32You'll see
07:32He who dares wins, eh?
07:35Yeah, he who dares
07:36Oh, you cow son
07:38Oh
07:38You've got to see a quack with that belly of yours
07:43I don't want to see no doctor
07:45Because there's nothing wrong with me
07:46Don't you go and get no doctor, Albert
07:49I don't like doctors
07:50You've got to go and see that Scottish quack
07:52What's his name?
07:53Dr. Meadows
07:54Yeah, he's not like the normal doctor
07:56He's sort of human
07:58You know, you can talk to him
08:00He's like a mate
08:01Look, I do not want to go and speak to no doctor Meadows
08:04Because there's nothing wrong with me, all right?
08:06It's your life, son
08:07Yes, it is my life
08:08I don't want to hear no more about it
08:11Yeah, don't you think Del Boy
08:13ought to go to the doctor's with his belly?
08:16He won't go to the doctor's though, will he?
08:18Because he is terrified of doctors
08:20Look, I am not terrified of doctors
08:22The reason I'm not going to see Dr. Meadows
08:24Is because there's nothing wrong with me
08:26You're winding me up, Rodney
08:32You've seen Cassandra tonight?
08:35No, not tonight, aren't you?
08:37No, he's seeing her tomorrow night for tea
08:39That's right
08:39No, Mum and Dad's here, I'll come
08:41You cunning geeks
08:46You was air-wigging my conversation
08:49Of course I love you, Cassandra
08:51I tell you often and I love, don't I?
08:57Mwah, mwah, mwah
08:59That is out of order, Derek
09:03Don't stop me
09:06It's a cordless phone, Rodney
09:09You could have talked in one of the other rooms
09:10Oh, yeah, like where?
09:12I can't use my bedroom
09:14Because the walls are so thin
09:15The people next door can hear
09:16And I can't use the kitchen
09:18Because you've got R2-D2 breakdancing out
09:20You could use the bathroom
09:22The bathroom?
09:24Albert, I cannot hold a romantic conversation
09:26Surrounded by damp towels
09:28Del soggy espadrilles
09:29And a bog with no lids
09:31Anyway, it's freezing in that bathroom
09:33You noticed that as well, have you?
09:36You can't hardly fail to notice it, can you?
09:38Our bathroom window gets condensation on the outside
09:41Why do you think that room is so cold?
09:44Oh, I don't know, do I?
09:45Now listen, son
09:47Listen, you may call me a soppy old sod
09:49You're a soppy old sod
09:51Look, be serious, Rodney
09:53Us sailors are superstitious
09:55It's a sort of an affinity with the supernatural
09:59And I think there's a presence in that room
10:02A presence?
10:05Yeah
10:05When you're in the shower
10:07Don't you feel there's someone else there with you?
10:12Yeah
10:12But it usually is
10:15It's either Del having a shave or you doing your toenails
10:18That room is so cold
10:20It's possessed
10:21Oh, leave off
10:24Well, she partridge is a medium
10:26She knows all there is to know about her
10:28About the supernatural
10:29And she said she can sense her presence in that bathroom
10:33Blimey
10:34Oh, blimey, Albert
10:37It's like a sauna out here
10:39Where do you come and switch this thing off?
10:42It's nearly finished, Del
10:43Do you want to put anything else in it?
10:45Yes, your head
10:46Have you ever noticed how cold our bathroom is?
10:52Yeah
10:52Yeah, it does get a bit taters in there after a while, doesn't it, eh?
10:56When you were in there, right
10:57Did you ever get a feeling that you're not alone?
11:01What do you mean, like as if there's somebody in there with you?
11:06Yeah
11:06What sort of strange feeling?
11:10Yeah
11:11Like as if you're being watched?
11:13Yeah
11:14No, why, do you?
11:18No
11:18No
11:19Well, no
11:19Oh, it's Albert
11:21Who reckons he's possessed
11:23Possessed?
11:24Do me a favour
11:25Give us a couple of months
11:26It might be repossessed, if you like
11:28Oh, dear
11:30Elsie Partridge thinks our bathroom's haunted
11:46Haunted, stop it, will you
11:50You hurt me
11:51Elsie Partridge is a medium
11:53Is she?
11:55Well, you'd better whip that round to her then
11:56That'll fit her a treat that way, I'll tell you
12:01I'm not talking about her dress side
12:03She's a spiritualist
12:05She can contact the departed
12:07I suppose probably where she pulled you
12:08She has powers, Del
12:10She's one of the true communicators
12:12Back in the early 60s
12:15She used to hold regular meetings in that hall above John Colliers
12:18People come from miles around to listen to Elsie
12:21They paid thousands of pounds to use her powers of communication
12:25Yeah, I think there's more to this occult lot than meets the eye, Del
12:28Do me a favour, Rodders
12:29No self-respecting ghost is going to haunt our bathroom, is he?
12:33Especially after he's been in there
12:35And why is it always so cold?
12:39Well, it could be one of two reasons
12:40One, it could be, as you two say
12:43The phantom of the cars he has struck again
12:45Or two, it could be something to do with the fact
12:48That the council has put our extractor fan in the wrong way round
12:51Oh, yeah
12:54God, I was supposed to come back and mend now, weren't I?
12:57Yes, honestly
12:58Ghosts and ghouls
13:00You two slaughter me
13:02I suppose that extractor fan could have something to do with it
13:06Thousands of pounds?
13:10Hey?
13:10You said they paid that Elsie Partridge thousands of pounds
13:13Yeah, she never took a penny of it, Del
13:16She used to send it to the Battersea Dogs' home
13:18I bet she wished she'd kept some of it now
13:20She's only got her pension to live on
13:23They still paid her all that lovely money, though, didn't they?
13:25Yeah, yeah
13:26They'd pay a fortune to talk to their...
13:29No, no, Del, Del
13:30She's retired
13:32No, maybe she'd like a little part-time job, eh?
13:34No, just drop it, eh, Del?
13:36I don't see what this means
13:37This means that you were right
13:38Was I?
13:39Yes, you said to me
13:41You said, don't worry, something will come out of the blue to save our bacon
13:43And this is it
13:44Me and Elsie Partridge
13:46What a combination
13:47The old-aged pensioner with a priceless gift
13:49And the successful yuppie who's brassic lint
13:51We can make a fortune for each other, eh?
13:56I do believe that this is God
13:57Sending me a sign
13:59Oh, God
14:01Come sit down, Del
14:03Oh
14:04What can I get you?
14:05Yeah, a pina colada with lots of ice
14:07Here, Boyce
14:11Can we have a word?
14:14Yes, what is it?
14:16Do you remember that old coltina you said me and Jeven would never sell?
14:21What coltina's that, then?
14:23That two-tone one
14:24Blue and rust
14:25Well, me and Mickey sold it the other day
14:29Well, that coltina was a death trap
14:31You should be ashamed of yourselves
14:32You sold it to us
14:34Did I?
14:35Oh, yes, yes, yes
14:38So I did, that's right, yes
14:39Well, not a bad little runabout, was it, I suppose?
14:43So, er, you and Jeven partners now or something, are you?
14:47Yeah, we're doing a bit of trading
14:49We specialise in anything
14:51Well, why don't you pop round my showrooms during the week?
14:54I've got a few old bangers out the back you might have a go at
14:56Yeah, thanks, Boyce
14:58Yeah, would your Marlene be interested in a crimp-lean dress with great big flowers all over it?
15:05Well, of course she wouldn't
15:06Oh, that's a shame, cos Rodney Trotter's got loads of them
15:09Yeah, if there's anything else you want, Mrs. Parsons, just give us a shout, right?
15:18She's here
15:18Well, who's here?
15:20Well, that spiritualist woman
15:21Here, to tell you the truth, Trig, I'm having second thoughts about letting Del use that room upstairs for this seance
15:26You don't honestly believe in all that mumbo-jumbo, do you, Michael?
15:30Well, I don't actually believe it
15:32I just don't like taking the chance
15:34Michael, if Elsie Partridge really could raise the dead, half the money lenders in Peckham would be employing her
15:40No, no, it's all a load of old tosh
15:43Only a simpleton would believe in it
15:45Well, I believe in it
15:47Say no more
15:52If he still leaves a glass of milk and biscuits out on Christmas Eve
15:55My mum went to a seance once
15:58She got a message from the other side
16:00Said she'd meet a tall, bald stranger who would alter her fortunes
16:05A week later, she got mugged by a skinhead
16:08There you go, Boycey
16:11You can't argue with that, can you?
16:12I mean, there's got to be something in all this supernatural stuff
16:15My old gran was a bit of a medium
16:17A few years after my grandfather died, she made contact with him
16:21Oh, yeah? What did he say?
16:24Nothing
16:24Nothing
16:28Well, he was dead, weren't he?
16:30Yeah, but she just made contact across the vale
16:33Yeah, but for the last 15 years of his life, they didn't talk to each other
16:37And he kept the rail going?
16:39Yeah
16:40Well, he was a stubborn man
16:42Well, they must have been interesting seances
16:45A mad medium and a spook with the hump
16:49Hold up, here come the Ghostbusters
16:54Pina colada for me, the usual for everyone else
16:58Del?
16:59Hey, word
17:00It's all right, Michael, yes, come in, come in
17:01Are you paying for these drinks or what?
17:05It's all right, don't worry about it, Michael
17:06Don't worry, it'll be all right
17:07No, no, no, this slate of yours, Del, is getting out of hand
17:10That Mrs Partridge has just arrived, right?
17:12And she's had food and drink all on your slate
17:14It's all right, look, don't go on about it, mate
17:16Well, we are
17:16Over the last few months, you've had more cocktails than James Bond
17:20And a fried lunch every day and all on the slate
17:24Oh, I might, I'll tell you what
17:25Look, give me a couple of weeks, I'll sort it all out with you
17:27You've had about ten packs of cigars, all on the slate
17:29And even the rent for the room upstairs is on the slate
17:32Michael, unless your attitude changes, I should be forced to take my business elsewhere
17:36Good
17:38No, wait a minute, Michael, no, no, sit down
17:39Sit down, listen
17:41I've been sailing the good ship Trotter through a little patch of fiscal turbulence
17:47All right
17:48As soon as I get old Elsie Partridge firing on all four cylinders, I'll be laughing
17:53I mean, within a month, she'll be bringing them back to order, won't she?
17:56Look, I've worked out a little price list and all
17:59What do you reckon on this, then? Look
18:00Neighbours and family friends, three quid
18:03Relatives are fiver
18:04Spouses and pets are tenner each and a score for Elvis Presley
18:07This time next year, I'll be a millionaire
18:10Just think what this is going to do to you, Michael
18:13She'll be drawing them in from the four corners of the kingdom, right?
18:17So not only will you be getting the rent from the room upstairs
18:20But once the show is finished, all the pilgrims will be pouring down here for a good old jolly-up, won't they?
18:24I mean, your takings will treble overnight, Michael
18:27Eh?
18:28Come on, you know it makes sense, don't you?
18:30What do you reckon, Mike?
18:30Yeah, I suppose so
18:33Oh, she knows right
18:34Well done, boys
18:36No, but listen, son, I'm still a bit worried, though
18:39Oh, believe me now, Michael
18:40No, no, no, we're dealing with the powers of darkness here
18:43I mean, are we going to end up with tables and chairs flying all round the bar?
18:47Well, no more than a normal Friday night
18:49Well, I agree with Mike
18:52Oh, come on, Bobby, don't you?
18:54No, because we're messing about with the supernatural here
18:57There's no telling what evil forces we might evoke
18:59Yeah, you could have Satan himself come crashing through the wall
19:02It's a pity Rodney put on his best suit, then, isn't it?
19:05Now, listen, fellas, this pub was built on the site of a public grave
19:09where the victims of the Great Plague were buried
19:11Oh, well, that's all we need, isn't it?
19:13Then popping up to celebrate Agincourt
19:15It'll be covered in boils and scabs and things
19:18Be like a singing detective look-alike contest, won't it?
19:24Sounds like her sign to get started
19:30Well, it might not mean that
19:32Well, either that, she's got cramp in her wooden leg
19:35Come on, Rodders, come on, lads, let's get up there
19:38Come on
19:40Right, now then
19:44Elsie, don't forget, this is only a dummy run
19:46so don't go knocking your pipe out
19:47The real seance when the punters come in with the serious do-re-mi
19:52is not your next Tuesday night
19:53Derek, God gave me the gift to communicate with the mixed world
19:58Now, I've never profited by it
20:00I only want to share it with people
20:03And God gave me the gift to make bunts
20:05and I only want to share it with you
20:06So you're not going to say no to a bit of cash in the penny, are you?
20:09I suppose not
20:11No, of course you're not
20:12Lovely jubbly, so everyone's a winner, right?
20:15Ready when you are, Elsie?
20:16Eyes down for a full house and we're off and running
20:20Now, before we start, I would like to know
20:24Have any of you been to a seance before?
20:27I've been to quite a few
20:29I think he starred in most of them
20:31Well, you show some respect
20:34All right, Rodney's only a bit of a laugh, isn't it?
20:37No, Derek, it is not a bit of a laugh
20:39It's a very serious matter
20:41All right
20:43Now, anything you say, sweetheart?
20:46Now, before we start
20:48Have any of you any questions?
20:51Uh, yeah
20:51They don't, you know, they don't actually appear in the room, do they?
20:55You know, the, uh, the spirits
20:56Oh, don't worry, Mike
20:58Just do what you normally do
20:59Water them down
21:00There's no materialisation
21:06No, they appear to me
21:08Only because of my gift of paranormal perception
21:12She got all the power, hasn't she, Rodney, eh?
21:15I can feel a whip round coming on
21:17Will you shut up for five minutes?
21:21So, uh, we don't actually sort of hear them chatting or what have you?
21:25No, they speak through me
21:28I am the receiver, the antennae, the, the aerial
21:31Now, those spirits who wish to communicate
21:35Will congregate behind you
21:39So, uh, can I actually foresee the future?
21:51No
21:52This is not astrology or fortune-telling
21:55Though the spirits may give a price or warning
21:58Which, if acted upon, could alter your future lives
22:02I hope you might get a tip for the derby
22:05Go along, cut it out, Delboy
22:09And let's show a bit of respect
22:10Now, I think it's time we began
22:13May I ask you
22:16Once contact has been made
22:19Refrain from interrupting
22:21Now
22:23Hands on the table
22:26Fingers touching
22:30Concentrate
22:37What's she doing?
23:00She's going
23:00I can see that
23:12Why is she doing it?
23:14She's got into a trance
23:15Thank God for that
23:17She had one of my pies earlier
23:19The spirits are with us
23:26A man has stepped forward
23:33A tall elderly man
23:34Wearing a black coat and a black hat
23:37He wishes to speak to someone called Audrey
23:40No, no, no
23:42Aubrey
23:43Aubrey?
23:45Aubrey?
23:47I am here
23:55I am here
23:56You never said your name was Aubrey
24:07Nor would you if your name was Aubrey.
24:12This man seems agitated.
24:14He's brandishing a piece of paper.
24:17Have you any idea who it could be?
24:20No.
24:21This piece of paper, it's not a logbook for a Cortina, is it?
24:26No, it's a photograph, a black and white photograph.
24:30It shows this man, but years younger,
24:32there's an odd-looking boy standing beside him,
24:37five or six years old.
24:39Evil face.
24:42What is he?
24:43It's you and your dad.
24:45Yeah, that's right.
24:47He was the only one who ever called me Aubrey.
24:51There is a sadness about the photograph,
24:54as though something was missing.
24:56Oh, yes, of course, your mother, she isn't with you.
25:00No.
25:00Had she passed over to the other side?
25:03No, she was taking a photo.
25:10This man is worried.
25:13He says you must be a good father.
25:16You must look after your child.
25:19Is he having a pop at me or something?
25:22Elsie, Boise and his wife Marlene can't have kids.
25:27I might have been trying for years, you know, but Nitto.
25:29Yeah, they've had tests, things frozen, everything.
25:33Most people have just about given up with him.
25:36He's low on something.
25:39Do you mind not discussing my personal life in front of strangers?
25:45You could tell my old man to keep his nose out of my business.
25:50He was always having a go at me for not giving him a grandchild.
25:53All right, calm down.
25:56Aubrey.
25:59Wrap up for a start.
26:01I'm going to get a drink.
26:02It's all a load of old rubbish anyway.
26:06I never believed a word of it.
26:08Excuse me.
26:12Are the spirits still with us else?
26:14Yes, yes, yes.
26:15They're still here.
26:17Close the circle.
26:18Someone else has stepped out.
26:24It's a woman.
26:27Toss and a long blonde hair.
26:31Fingers covered in rings of ruby and gold.
26:35Bracelets adorn the wrists.
26:37You know who that is, don't you?
26:42Sounds like Jimmy Savile.
26:47Jimmy Savile.
26:49That is our mother.
26:51That's our mother.
26:53Playful.
26:54Jimmy Savile.
26:56She's a chick.
26:59She says she's proud of her children.
27:02She says you have both worked hard to succeed, but never mind.
27:11She wants you to know that she is with you always.
27:16Wherever you are or whatever you're doing, she is looking over you.
27:21She says you mustn't mourn her any longer.
27:25She is happy.
27:26She is at peace.
27:28Mrs. Peltridge, don't need to rap, Rodney.
27:30I just wanted to clear something up.
27:34When she says she's looking over us all the time, right?
27:38She doesn't mean all the time, does she?
27:41Oh, I think the spirit world would have its own ideas on discretion.
27:46Yeah.
27:50Wondery.
27:52Yeah.
27:55She is concerned for you, Derek.
27:59Me?
28:00What about me?
28:02She is concerned for your health.
28:06I'm all right, Mum.
28:07There's nothing wrong.
28:08I've never felt better.
28:10She says you are not well.
28:12She feels your pain.
28:15Oh, no.
28:16That's just a bit of jit, that's all.
28:18That's probably an onion bargy lodge somewhere.
28:21She wants you to go and see a doctor.
28:27No, there's nothing the matter with me.
28:29She insists.
28:32No.
28:33I don't want to go and see a doctor.
28:35You know I don't like doctors.
28:37Oh, they're becoming distant.
28:40They're drifting away.
28:42Can't you get them back else?
28:44Is there anybody there?
28:48If there's anybody there, talk to us.
28:51Say something.
28:56Lager's off.
29:00You made me chum.
29:06What do you think you made us do?
29:09We've got customers waiting down there.
29:11All right, all right.
29:12I'm coming.
29:13Go on.
29:14Go on.
29:15I'll get your coat out.
29:16So, what are you going to do, Dale?
29:21Hey, what about?
29:22What about a message from Mum?
29:24I'll do you a favour, Ronnie.
29:26You didn't believe all that, did you?
29:27Well, you seem pretty convinced.
29:29At one point, I thought you was going to suck your thumb and fry a paddy.
29:33I was going to do it for Elsie, weren't I?
29:36I mean, she's a genuine old lady who most probably believes that she's getting these messages.
29:41But at the end of the day, it's a load of old rubbish.
29:43Yeah, I think the old boy's right, Dave.
29:45I mean, she got a message saying that Boycey's got to look after his kid.
29:49Yeah, that's right.
29:50And everyone knows that Nelson's column has got more chance of knocking out a nipper than Boycey.
29:55Oi, Ollie.
29:56What?
29:56So, you ain't going to the doctor's?
29:57No, I'm not going to the doctor's, because there is nothing wrong with me.
30:01Derek, I'll see you in the bar, Albert.
30:04Come on down, Rodney.
30:06It'll only take you ten minutes.
30:11Thanks for doing that, Elsie.
30:13That's the first time I've ever lied to anyone at a sitting.
30:17And I only gave Derek that message because you asked me to.
30:21I'm grateful.
30:23He wouldn't take any notice of me and Rodney.
30:26The only one he'd ever listened to was his mum.
30:29Oh.
30:29Right then, come on, Rodney.
30:36Here, nearest, where are them posters?
30:38Rodney, stick these up in the window.
30:41The sooner the devotees get to know about them, the better.
30:43Dale!
30:44Oh, Marlene.
30:45Hello, darling.
30:46What are you doing here, eh?
30:47Well, Boycey's just told me what that Elsie Partridge said.
30:51Oh, now, don't you start.
30:53I've been having enough trouble with Rodney and Albert.
30:55There's nothing to matter with me.
30:57I'm not talking about your illness.
30:58I mean what she said to Boyce.
31:00Oh, listen, darling.
31:02You don't want to take any notice of what Elsie Partridge says
31:04because it's all a con, you see.
31:08No, you don't understand.
31:10I'm having a baby.
31:16Your watch.
31:18I've just had it confirmed at the hospital.
31:22So what do you think about that then, eh?
31:27Oh, God.
31:29What was that with him then?
31:33Sympathy pains.
31:34A lot of men go through phantom pregnancies.
31:36I thought that only happened to the father.
31:40Oh, no, no, no, no.
31:45Come in.
31:48Oh, sorry.
31:49Is Dr Meadows about, a Scottish doctor?
31:51No.
31:52Dr Meadows left general practice two years ago.
31:54He's working at the local hospital.
31:56I've taken over from him.
31:57I'm Dr Shahid.
32:01You're a woman.
32:04Well, well.
32:05So I am.
32:07Nobody ever tells me anything these days.
32:10You're Mr. Trotter? Oh, no. Well, come in. Take a seat.
32:21What's the problem? Me? No, nothing at all.
32:25You're not ill? No, no, I never felt better in me life.
32:29Mr. Trotter, I have a waiting room full of sick people. Now, what is it you want, a certificate?
32:34No, no, I don't want a certificate. I mean, I'm self-unemployed.
32:37No, it's just, it's hardly worth bothering you about, really.
32:43Why don't you let me be the judge of that? Now, what's the problem?
32:47All right, well, I've been getting a bit of Cynthia.
32:50Cynthia?
32:52Pain.
32:56Where do you get this pain?
32:58Well, all over, really. I mean, this morning I got it in the lift.
33:01No, no. Where on your body?
33:04Oh, right. Get it in the old new deli, don't I?
33:07New deli?
33:09Yeah, the belly. You're not from round these parts, are you?
33:14No, I'm from New deli.
33:18Really? Not much point calling you in an emergency, then, is it?
33:24I mean, I was born in New deli and now I live in Peckham.
33:28Yeah, yeah, I know. It's just a joke, you see?
33:31Oh, yes.
33:32Very good.
33:34What sort of pain is it?
33:36Well, it hurts.
33:40Yes, but is it a sharp pain or a dull pain?
33:43Well, it's a bit of both, really.
33:44Would you strip to the waist, please, Mr Trotter?
33:49Uh, no, no, it's all right, Doc.
33:51No, you don't need to put out. I mean, just give me a couple of pills, that's all.
33:54I'd like to examine you.
33:55Please strip to the waist and lie on the couch.
33:57Do you smoke, Mr Trotter?
34:06Not just now, thank you, Doctor.
34:10I wasn't offering, I was inquiring.
34:13Oh, I see. No, I don't smoke.
34:15Well, I have one cigar a year on Christmas night.
34:18I'm trying to cut down.
34:20Oh, one cigar a year wouldn't do you much harm.
34:24Do you have any trouble passing water?
34:26I had a dizzy spell going over Tower Bridge once.
34:35Do you have bouts of dizziness?
34:37No, no, it was your joke, Doctor.
34:38I was your joke, wasn't it?
34:41I think it would be best if we stopped all the joking.
34:44I'm finding this rather confusing.
34:48Do you ever suffer from constipation?
34:50No, regulars clockwork.
34:52You have plenty of roughage in your diet?
34:53Nothing but roughage.
34:54Muesli, brown bread, all day.
34:56I'm a very organic person.
34:58That's very good.
34:59Even in this day and age,
35:00you'd be surprised the number of people
35:01that still exist on fried foods and takeaways.
35:04Not me, Doc.
35:04I'm like a walking grow bag.
35:08When they bury me,
35:09there'll be rhubarb everywhere within six months.
35:11Mr Trotter, when I said strip to the waist,
35:22I meant the top half.
35:23I hope my stethoscope wasn't too cold for you.
35:35No, no, not at all.
35:37Round here, you know, we call them deaf-o-scopes.
35:39Really?
35:39Why?
35:41Well, because if you can't hear anything,
35:42I'm either we're dead or you're deaf.
35:43Are you a heavy drinker, Mr Trotter?
35:47Me?
35:48No, no, I'm teetotal.
35:49Well, you know, I have the odd mineral water,
35:51goat-skinned milk and all that.
35:53You'll have a very high pulse rate.
35:56Oh, thank you, Doctor.
35:57No, I'm concerned about it.
36:00I mean, it's almost as if you're frightened of something.
36:02Frightened?
36:03Me?
36:04No, I don't know the meaning of the word.
36:06No, I know what it was.
36:08It was, uh, I jogged down here for the surgery
36:10from the gym this evening.
36:11That's what it was.
36:12Ah, that would explain it.
36:14I wish all my patients were as health-conscious as you, Mr Trotter.
36:17May we, may we.
36:20So, what do you reckon the pains are then, Doc?
36:23Well, to tell you the truth, I'm not sure.
36:26Well, I'd like you to go down to the local hospital
36:28and have a few tests done.
36:30Oh, yeah.
36:31OK, well, I'll make an appointment tomorrow morning, then, shall I?
36:34No, I'd like you to go now.
36:37Now?
36:38You mean this minute?
36:40Yes.
36:41You may have a grumbling appendix.
36:44Now, I emphasise the word may.
36:47If that should prove to be the case,
36:49we have to remove it as quickly as possible.
36:52What do you mean?
36:53What do you mean, cut it out?
36:54Yes.
36:55I mean, cut it out.
36:57But it might not be an appendix.
36:59Maybe.
37:00So, if it's not an appendix, what could it be?
37:03Well, let's not speculate, hmm?
37:04Well, let's hope it's an appendix, then, shall we?
37:07Um, don't have to go by ambulance, do I?
37:10No, but I don't want you jogging there.
37:12No.
37:13You can call a minicab.
37:14No, it's all right.
37:15I'll give me brother a bell.
37:16He can come down and take me down there.
37:17Mm-hm.
37:18I'll call the hospital and tell them you're on your way.
37:20Yeah, OK.
37:21I'll, er, use the phone in reception.
37:26Yeah, all right.
37:27Thank God.
37:34Rodney?
37:35Hello, Rodders.
37:37It's me, Dole Boy.
37:38Yes, yes, I'm here at the doctor's.
37:41Yes, listen, um, look, there's nothing to worry about, but I want you to come down here
37:46and, er, give me a lift down to the hospital.
37:49Yeah, I've got to go there right away.
37:51Now, listen, listen, I said there's nothing to worry about, so I don't want you driving
37:55here 100 miles an hour and having an accident, nothing like that.
37:58Well, no, of course I can't get a cab.
38:02I don't care if Neighbours has just started.
38:06Look, I'm at a quacks and I want you to take me to the hospital.
38:10I need you here, Rodney.
38:12I want...
38:13I want to...
38:15I don't want to go on my own.
38:21You're all right.
38:21I'll see you in a minute.
38:25There you go, Trig.
38:26Cheers, Mike.
38:27What can I get you then, Rodney?
38:28Oh, er, lemonade with ice, non-alcoholic lager top and a small rum.
38:33Right.
38:33Here, er, any news from the hospital, Rodney?
38:36No, not really.
38:37He ain't got a grumbling appendix.
38:39I don't seem to know what it is.
38:41Still, they're keeping him in, you know, they're running tests, keeping him under observation
38:44and that.
38:44Yeah, must be horrible, that.
38:46What?
38:47We're laying in bed all day with someone standing there looking at you.
38:52No, Trig, they don't just keep...
38:54Yeah, it must be horrible.
38:59Yeah, years ago, I had a mate like that.
39:01Doctors couldn't find out what was wrong with him.
39:03And he died, did he?
39:04Yeah.
39:08Oh, I'm not saying that Del's got that.
39:10No.
39:11Yeah, well, let's hope not, eh?
39:12Oi, listen, Mike.
39:13We're going to visit him this evening, right?
39:15And he asked whether you could do him a bacon sandwich with lots of brown sauce,
39:17because he can't stay in that hospital food.
39:20But it'd be all cold and greasy by this evening.
39:22Yeah, so he likes it.
39:24Oh, well, he also said, would you send up a bottle of Coke and put some Bacardi in it
39:28so the old matron won't suss?
39:29Yeah, all right.
39:30Leave it to me, Rodney.
39:30That's all I've got.
39:32That'll do.
39:32Cheer up a little bit, Rodney.
39:45I mean, Del's in the best place, isn't he?
39:47Oh, yeah, he's in the best place.
39:49I just wish I knew what was wrong with him.
39:52Maybe on second floor, so I don't want enough.
39:55We're all a station out in New Guinea.
39:58Oh, God.
39:59A crewmate of mine went down with a mysterious tummy bug, just like Del's.
40:08Finest medical brains in Jayapura couldn't make out what it was.
40:12Huh?
40:14Your dad's still thinking about buying that new Jake?
40:16Yeah, he's looking at one tomorrow.
40:17Yeah?
40:18Yeah.
40:18Until this American surgeon arrived on the scene.
40:23He twigged it straight away.
40:24And what was it?
40:26Green parrot disease.
40:29Well, that's certainly worth knowing, Albert.
40:32Thank you very much.
40:34Are you going to tell the doctor in charge of Del's case?
40:36You know, he might not have thought of it.
40:37Nah, that would have been one of the first things he'd have thought.
40:39How the hell's Del going to get green parrot disease in Kepham?
40:43Well, I admit it's a long shot.
40:45Just grabbing at straws, I suppose.
40:48Yeah.
40:49Yeah, well, we're all doing that, Albert.
40:51I'm sorry.
40:52I'm going to put a drop of black currant in this.
40:54Can I visit Del with you this evening?
40:58Yeah.
41:00It's worth a journey just to see his pyjamas.
41:05He's never been ill before.
41:06Well, you know, he's been ill, but he's never been in hospital.
41:09He's terrified of them.
41:12He got stabbed once outside a dance hall.
41:15There was blood all over his shirt, four-inch gash in his shoulder,
41:18but he never went to hospital.
41:19He didn't have it treated?
41:21Right.
41:21Did it himself.
41:23TCP and a flannel.
41:25Did he know the person who did it?
41:27Yeah.
41:28And I bet he didn't report it to the police.
41:29Nah.
41:30Well, he couldn't really.
41:31He was engaged to her at the time.
41:39I prayed last night.
41:42I prayed Del wouldn't die.
41:44Rodney, that's not going to happen.
41:46No, no.
41:48As soon as I'd done it, I thought, well, it's stupid.
41:50They ain't going to die.
41:54He's not the type.
42:02So anyway, they took some more samples.
42:05Samples of me blood.
42:06Samples of me...
42:07Samples of everything.
42:10No, they want me to fast for 24 hours.
42:14Well, why is that?
42:14Are they running more tests tomorrow?
42:16Yeah, I'll tell you what, I'll be 12 pounds, three gallons lighter than when I came in.
42:20I know that.
42:22What do you think?
42:23You're not supposed to be eating that.
42:24I know, Rodney, but this fasting makes you hungry.
42:29It's going to affect the results of your tests.
42:31Give over, girl.
42:32It's only a bacon sandwich and a bit of brown sauce.
42:35Exactly.
42:37I read it in one of the local papers somewhere.
42:38It's one of the few hospitals in the country that doesn't have a bacon sandwich detector.
42:43I don't believe you, Derek.
42:46When a doctor says you're supposed to fast for 24 hours, then you should fast for 24 hours.
42:51What did you bring the sandwich in for, then?
42:53Because I didn't know you were supposed to be fasting.
42:56And you're not supposed to be drinking that, either.
42:58That's got Bacardi in it.
42:59Shh, shh, shh.
43:00Keep your noise down, will ya?
43:03Listen, with the sort of measures Mike gives, there's less spirits in that than there was at our séance.
43:08Yeah, look at that. Wasn't last night the pucker séance night?
43:13Yeah.
43:15Oh, did it go well?
43:17Um, not quite as well as we'd expected.
43:21It was a total cock-up from where I was standing.
43:25Well, come on, tell me.
43:27Well, you know those posters you put up in the pub windows with the séance and the ghostly face?
43:32Yeah, yeah.
43:32Well, a lot of people got the wrong impression.
43:34They thought the séance was a group.
43:36I was packed with punk rockers.
43:40Special brew everywhere.
43:42People shouting a seed, all that.
43:47They're expecting to see an Iron Maiden-type band.
43:51Then Elsie Partridge walked out in her hat.
43:54They weren't less pleased, though.
43:56Fortunately, she remained in a trance throughout the riot.
44:01She was still in it this morning when I went round her flat.
44:04It's amazing, isn't it, eh?
44:06It's amazing.
44:07I only organised that séance out of the goodness of my heart to help people over their loss.
44:12Now that they faint me, eh?
44:13They chuck it back in me face.
44:14Still, you tried.
44:16Visiting time's over.
44:20Can't say I'm disappointed.
44:23I hate these places.
44:25Death and sickness everywhere.
44:27They're not all that they're cracked up to be, young.
44:30Take care.
44:31Bye-bye, sweetheart.
44:33Thanks for coming.
44:33Bye-bye.
44:34You look after him now, will you?
44:35Yeah, I'll see he's all right.
44:37I hope you feel better soon, Del.
44:38No, there's nothing wrong with me.
44:40I don't know what I'm doing in here.
44:42I'll see you tomorrow, mate.
44:43Yeah, all right.
44:44Hang on a minute, Rodney.
44:44Hang on, will you?
44:46I'll see you outside.
44:47All right.
44:53What's that?
44:56I'm scared, Rodney.
44:58Oh, come on, Del.
45:00You're in hospital.
45:02I know.
45:02That's why I'm scared.
45:03I mean, can you think of a better place to be?
45:07Yes.
45:08In a pub, down the market, anyway, but here.
45:14I think I know what's wrong with me.
45:20What?
45:24I think I've got...
45:26You know.
45:30You mean...
45:32No.
45:33You're not.
45:38Yes.
45:41Don't be stupids.
45:43What must you think that?
45:45Because the doctors found out that I was a bachelor
45:47and they started asking questions about my social activities.
45:52Bloody hell.
45:53Yeah, it's all right.
45:53I didn't tell them nothing.
45:54I made out I was like an amateur monk, you know.
45:58Well, I've been laying here, you know, thinking about my past.
46:03Well, what's the point in depressing yourself?
46:07I'm going to start to think about some of the birds that I'm knocked about with.
46:10And, God, blimey, Rodney.
46:12Some of them have been round the track more times than a lurcher.
46:17Bill, you're just being irrational.
46:20Am I?
46:20Well, what about that unisex hairdresser's end down the high street?
46:25Well, what about it?
46:27Well, I went in there last month for a trim, didn't I?
46:29And I thought I was going to get one of the dolly birds with the miniskirts, you know, and all that.
46:32Who did I get?
46:34They give me some mush called Jason.
46:35So, so, saying he's a bandit.
46:44I don't believe.
46:46Bill, you cannot go around making accusations against innocent people.
46:51Anyway, you can't catch it off a comb.
46:54I'm not saying he's nicked the back of me neck or something with a razor or something.
46:57So, as long as he doesn't kiss it better, you're laughing.
46:59And then there's Uncle Albert, isn't there?
47:03Blimey, he's been round the world more times than Phileas Fogg.
47:06He's not picked up, and then there's you and that computer.
47:09My computer?
47:10Yes, I was reading about it.
47:11All them computer viruses.
47:15Now, you'll calm down, right?
47:20I understand your fears and concerns, right?
47:22But you're just letting your imagination run away with you.
47:25If you had that, or anything as serious as that, they would have known by now.
47:33These doctors are experts, you know.
47:38Yeah.
47:40Yeah.
47:41Yeah, of course you're right, Rodney.
47:43I haven't thought of that yet.
47:46Can't be that serious, can it?
47:49Well, of course not.
47:50So, you just remember that next time you're lying here at night, thinking about all these
47:56women and male hairdressers you've known.
48:00They've got a spare bed downstairs if you're interested.
48:06Go on, I'll see them all.
48:08Yeah.
48:08All right.
48:13Bill, hold on.
48:14I'll get a nurse.
48:16Nurse!
48:17Hold on, Bill.
48:18Don't you die.
48:19Don't you bloody die!
48:21I'm not going to die, you plonker.
48:23I've just sat on my bacon sandwich.
48:32Aren't you eating that?
48:34No, I'm not in the mood, sweetheart.
48:35It's fresh fish.
48:37Well, no, it's fresh.
48:38Just winked at me.
48:40I'll have to tell Matron.
48:42No, it's all right.
48:42It didn't really wink at me.
48:43No, I mean, if a patient doesn't eat his food, I have to report it.
48:47Oh, go on then.
48:48You go and grasp me up.
48:49I'm not frightened of the old cow.
48:51But, nurse, any news on my application for a bed bath?
48:57Sorry.
48:57You've got to make a decision, Mr. Trotter.
49:06We can either save you or the baby.
49:10Robbie Meadows, you old git.
49:13Please, Del, not in front of the staff.
49:15Oh, yeah, sorry.
49:17Dr. Meadows, you old git.
49:20What brings you here?
49:21I've got good news and bad news, Del.
49:23The good news is they put me in charge of your case.
49:25Ah, what's the bad news?
49:28I specialise in amputation.
49:32It's a good one.
49:35Here, do you still get down to the old 1-11 club?
49:38No, not any more, Del.
49:39I pack gambling in.
49:40It's a mugs game.
49:42You still go down there?
49:43Oh, yeah.
49:46Anyway, how come you're in charge?
49:49It was an accident, really.
49:50I just happened to be talking to some colleagues
49:52when the name Derek Trotter cropped up,
49:54so I asked if I could read your GP's report
49:56and have a look at your tests.
49:58I was amazed.
49:59I found myself reading about this non-smoking,
50:02teetotal, celibate, vegetarian health freak.
50:05I thought, can this be the same Derek Trotter
50:07that I know and begrudgingly admire?
50:10That uptight, wheeling-dealing,
50:12pina colada lout.
50:13The Castella King.
50:15The curry connoisseur.
50:17The same man who's lived his life
50:19on nervous tension, fried bread,
50:21and doubtful women.
50:24And was it?
50:25Yeah.
50:27Why did you lie to your GP, Del?
50:30Well, she's a doctor, isn't she?
50:33I don't understand.
50:35Well, you never tell the doctors the truth,
50:37otherwise they put you in the hospital.
50:38But you've been put in hospital.
50:40Yeah, I know, but I didn't mean that to happen, did I?
50:42I thought you'd just give me a bottle of jollup.
50:43Del, if you'd have told the truth in the first place,
50:46my colleagues could have diagnosed your problem
50:48in a quarter of the time.
50:49As it was, they thought they were dealing with a perfect man,
50:52but all the time it was you.
50:53It confused them, threw them onto the wrong tracks.
50:57Well, told her I did have a cigar at Christmas time.
51:03What about the other 10,000 throughout the rest of the year?
51:06Ah, that reminds me.
51:08We found your cigar holder in the body scanner.
51:10Oh, yeah, cheers.
51:12Must have fallen out me robe.
51:16We now know what's wrong with you, Del.
51:22All right.
51:24Let's hear the worst.
51:26I can take it.
51:27I'm not frightened.
51:29Don't pull any punches on it straight from the shoulder.
51:32Yeah, I think it's best in the long run.
51:35Well, basically, Derek,
51:37there's nothing wrong with you.
51:39Oh, oh, oh, thank God, thank God, thank Allah, thank Buddha.
51:49Thank you, thank you, God.
51:53Relieved, eh?
51:54Well, you know.
51:59What about these pains?
52:00What are these pains, then, Doc?
52:01You have an irritable bowel.
52:04I'm not surprised with you lot pulling me about.
52:07No, no, that's what your condition is called.
52:09You have an irritable bowel syndrome.
52:11It's nothing serious.
52:12I'll put you on a course of drugs.
52:14Your condition has been caused by your lifestyle.
52:18The late nights, the booze, the nicotine,
52:20the fried fast foods.
52:22Do you ever think about all that saturated fat
52:24floating around your arteries?
52:26Well, I try not to.
52:28Puts me off me grab.
52:30One of the major contributory factors
52:32of this syndrome is stress.
52:34A lot of yuppies suffer from it.
52:38I don't.
52:38Del, I took the liberty of phoning
52:41the director of housing about your rent arrears.
52:44Ah, how did you find out?
52:46I phoned your flat.
52:47I'm sorry, mate.
52:48I had to find out what the hell was going on.
52:50I spoke to your uncle.
52:52The council have agreed to give you some breathing space,
52:54a bit of time to get yourself together.
52:58Right.
52:59Cheers, Robbie.
53:00You've been given a warning, Del.
53:02Nature's way of telling you to eat muesli for breakfast.
53:06Cut right down on the drink and the cigars.
53:09Eat wholesome, real food.
53:11And above all else, learn to relax.
53:13Doctor's orders.
53:16Right, we'll do it.
53:17Here, pop this into the pharmacy on your way home.
53:21You mean I can go?
53:23Yeah, and don't come back.
53:26I want you convalescing for the next three weeks.
53:28I don't want you working or getting excited.
53:30Sit in a chair, eat boring foods,
53:32and live a boring life.
53:34That'll be easy.
53:35I'll sit in the flat and talk to my Uncle Albert.
53:37Well, see you around, Del.
53:39Yes.
53:41Thanks very much, Robbie.
53:48I knew there was nothing wrong with me.
53:50Silly old sod.
54:02Breakfast.
54:10Ah, good.
54:11What is it?
54:13It's muesli.
54:14Blimey.
54:16It looks like something that's been swept out of a pigeon loft.
54:22Well, you can at least try it.
54:24It tastes like something that's been swept out of a pigeon loft.
54:31I can't eat this for the rest of me love.
54:33I'd rather croak it than eat this, rubbish.
54:36Well, don't get excited.
54:37You'll bring your pains back on.
54:38All the quack said was you've got to get a sensible diet.
54:42Yeah.
54:42Usually it's just part of it.
54:43All right, all right, hon, all right.
54:45I'll do you a cup of tea, son.
54:47Yeah, all right.
54:48How many cigars did that doctor say that I could have a day?
54:55She said three.
54:57How many have I had?
54:58Four.
55:07All right?
55:08Yeah, terrific, Rodders.
55:10Oh, what's up with you now?
55:12Look, there's nothing the matter with me.
55:14All that happened was I picked up some sort of syndrome
55:16and you two are treating me like an invalid.
55:19Oi, we are not treating you like an invalid.
55:21We are trying to do our best by you.
55:24Yeah, it's all right.
55:24I'm sorry, Rodders.
55:25It's all right.
55:28Albert, I've got a con plan.
55:32So, you feeling relaxed?
55:35Yes, I'm relaxed all over, thank you.
55:38Good.
55:39Because I've got some really great news.
55:41Oh, yeah.
55:42What is it?
55:44I'm getting married.
55:46I'm getting married.
55:47Oh, yeah.
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