00:00Oh
00:30Oh, oh, oh.
01:00I'm sorry, Daphne. It's all over between us.
01:19How can you leave me, Rodney? I'm the mother of your children.
01:30Oh, please, Dennis, stop.
01:41How do you like the music, Mom?
01:42Well, it was different. What were you playing?
01:49Camp Town Races.
01:51Home on the range. On top of old Smokey. You want to hear another one?
01:56Um, I don't want to be selfish. I think you should share your talents with the entire neighborhood.
02:04That's a great idea, Mom. Let's go, guys.
02:08Even mothers are allowed to stretch the truth once in a while.
02:12Gentlemen, today concludes your training as Citizens Crime Watch Volunteers,
02:35in which you've learned how to deal with lawbreakers. You've spent many hours learning crime-fighting techniques. Use them wisely.
02:45Someone! Help! A purse snatcher!
02:49A purse snatcher. A perfect chance to put your crime-fighting training into practice.
02:54You two, after that lawbreaker.
02:57Aye, aye, sir.
02:58Quick! The department's door!
03:09He's in here someplace.
03:11Don't worry. We'll get him. We're a lot smarter than he is.
03:17Gesundheit.
03:18Do you always say gesundheit when you sneeze?
03:22I didn't sneeze. You sneezed.
03:26Gesundheit.
03:30It's him.
03:38Look, Henry. There he is.
03:49So he wants to play rough, eh?
03:58What a couple of winners.
04:12What a couple of winners.
04:20I'm not moving.
04:21George, we got him!
04:34We got him!
04:38George, help!
04:40Hey, I'm crying!
04:42George, what happened to that purse snatcher?
05:04What's that noise?
05:06I don't know, but it sure is awful.
05:08Stop them! Stop them!
05:10Stop them!
05:11I keep thinking!
05:13I give up!
05:14You're under arrest.
05:15You have the right to remain silent.
05:16I don't want to remain silent.
05:17I don't want to remain silent.
05:18I want them to remain silent.
05:23I don't want to remain silent.
05:24I want them to remain silent.
05:26I want them to remain silent.
05:32And now for the news.
05:33A notorious purse snatcher has just been captured by two brave citizens.
05:40It's Henry and George.
05:43Thanks, men.
05:44Thanks, chief.
05:45And we couldn't have done it without this lad and his friends.
05:49Really?
05:50What did you do, young fella?
05:52This.
05:53A one.
05:54A two.
05:55A two.
06:06Where'd everybody go?
06:07Maybe they're music haters.
06:09Oh, I don't think that's it.
06:12A two.
06:13A two.
06:14A two.
06:15A two.
06:16A two.
06:17A two.
06:18A two.
06:19A two.
06:20A two.
06:21A two.
06:22A two.
06:23A two.
06:24A two.
06:25A two.
06:26A two.
06:27A two.
06:28Ladies and gentlemen, honor the guests.
06:31The Chinese New Year's parade will begin in twenty minutes.
06:35A two.
06:36A two.
06:37A two.
06:38A two.
06:39A two.
06:40A two.
06:41To peek in that cute old curio shop, maybe I can find some jade earrings.
06:46Sounds good.
06:47Come on, gang.
06:48Wow.
06:49I thought China was a lot further away than this.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Remember we tried to dig there once, but Mr. Wilson made us put back all the dirt?
06:58No, you clunk.
06:59This is Chinatown, not China.
07:02The Chinese who came to our city in the last century settled in this neighborhood.
07:07Many of their descendants still live and work here.
07:10I knew that.
07:21Welcome to the House of Wu.
07:22May I be of service?
07:24Wow.
07:25You got almost as much junk in your room as I do.
07:28Dennis.
07:29Mr. Wu, we'd like to see some jade earrings.
07:32Ah.
07:33I have some lovely jade pieces in the back room.
07:36Please come this way.
07:40We won't be long, kids.
07:41You wait out here.
07:42Go for it.
07:43Look over here.
07:44Wonder how this lamp works.
07:45What's inside this clock?
07:46Dennis Mitchell, you're not supposed to touch it.
07:47Whoa.
07:48Whoa.
07:49Nice catch, Joey.
07:50Wow.
07:51There's a magic mirror.
07:52Boy, they must have some real big cowboys in China.
07:53Hey, Margaret.
07:54What do you think?
07:55You look like a mushroom.
07:56I-
07:57Who can tell you it?
07:59Joey, don't interrupt.
08:01I-
08:02Huh?
08:03Joey?
08:04Joey, where all are you?
08:05The Baggi?
08:06What?
08:07Ah.
08:08Nice catch, Joey.
08:09Whoa.
08:10Whoa, whoa.
08:11Whoa, whoa.
08:12Whoa!
08:13Nice catch, Joey.
08:14Whoa!
08:15There's a magic mirror.
08:16A magic mirror.
08:17Boy, they must have some real big cowboys in China.
08:20Hey, Margaret.
08:21Huh?
08:22Huh?
08:23Joey?
08:25Joey, where are you?
08:26He was here a minute ago.
08:28Wait a minute.
08:30Something's fishy.
08:31That's Shrimp Foo Young.
08:34We're next to a restaurant.
08:36No, I mean about this statue.
08:38These vents were open a minute ago.
08:43Wow!
08:44A mysterious secret passage.
08:47It's probably just a basement.
08:49Okay, but a mysterious secret basement.
08:52Joey must have gone in here.
08:54Come on.
08:55No way.
08:56Not in my good shoes.
08:57Okay.
08:59Hey, Rob.
09:11Get off of me, you overgrown dust moth.
09:16Paul Wright, you did that on purpose.
09:19I know it.
09:20Do I look like a complete fool?
09:22I'm going back now.
09:27Looks like you're not going that way.
09:29I hate this.
09:30I hate this.
09:32I hate this.
09:34Look at this dust.
09:36I don't think anyone's been down here for a hundred years.
09:39Maybe it was built by smugglers and cattle rustlers.
09:42It's the smugglers.
09:43It's the smugglers.
09:48But they're laughing.
09:50Maybe they smuggled something funny.
09:52Boy, they sure don't look like cattle rustlers.
10:05That's a badass.
10:08Hang on, boy.
10:10Oh, boy.
10:15Oh.
10:21Oh.
10:22Oh.
10:23Oh.
10:24Oh.
10:26Oh.
10:27Oh.
10:27Oh.
10:27Oh.
10:28This is great!
10:43Help!
10:44Help!
10:45Whoa!
10:46Joey!
11:02Help!
11:05Hey!
11:08Hey!
11:10Hey!
11:11Hey!
11:12Hey!
11:13Hey!
11:14Who?
11:15Who?
11:16That's you.
11:17After him.
11:35Where'd he go?
11:36Fortune department.
11:38Let's try in there.
11:44Hello, Dennis.
11:59Welcome, Margaret and Ralph.
12:01Please, enter.
12:02Hey, you knew our names.
12:05Just part of my job.
12:07I have a fortune cookie.
12:09You mean you write the fortunes in fortune cookies?
12:13Wow!
12:13Maybe you can tell us what happened to Joey.
12:22It's the statue.
12:24Yes, the dancer of Kan Lu.
12:27I'm afraid your friend has fallen under an ancient Chinese spell,
12:31which can only be broken by the kiss of a queen.
12:35The kiss of a queen?
12:38Haven't you got anything easier?
12:40Sorry, I don't make the rules.
12:42You will find, Joey, where the green dragon meets the jade blossom.
12:47That is all I may say.
12:49It's perfectly simple, Dennis.
12:53You see, the green dragon and the jade blossom are mysterious Chinese symbols,
12:57signifying the mystical elements of, hey, green dragon streak and jade blossom drive.
13:04Of course, if you'd rather go with the obvious interpretation, there he is.
13:09Joey!
13:16Just where do you think you're going?
13:18Officer, we're looking for...
13:20Trying to get a peek at the floats, eh?
13:22Well, you'll just have to wait till the parade starts like everyone else.
13:26Now, Scott!
13:30There!
13:40Got the statues for the Miss Chinatown float.
13:43Right over there.
13:47Hey!
13:48Hey, you kids!
13:49Run!
13:50Come back here!
13:59Yay!
14:01Gee, looks a lot like Mr. Wilson when I wake him up.
14:05Oh, Captain Chien, oh, choo-chee.
14:09Joey!
14:09Joey!
14:10Joey!
14:11What are you doing here?
14:13Whoa, Captain!
14:15Where did you go?
14:16Come on!
14:17Move this dragon!
14:18Whoa!
14:20Charge!
14:22I guess the parade's starting.
14:25We gotta catch up.
14:31Stop that dragon!
14:33Whoa!
14:35Whoa!
14:36Ow!
14:36Oh, oh, ow!
14:37Oh!
14:39At last, darling, we're completely alone.
14:43Oh!
14:44Hey!
14:46Yeah!
14:46Yeah!
14:47Come on!
15:06Hooray!
15:07Hooray!
15:08We're at the Computer Town!
15:10Long live the queen!
15:11The Queen!
15:20Joey!
15:22The Queen!
15:24Your Majesty!
15:30Yuck!
15:31Where am I?
15:33Rob, you did it!
15:35You broke Joey's spell with a kiss!
15:38Ew!
15:39If that's a fairytale ending, it's pretty disgusting!
15:42Let's get back to the curio shop!
15:47These are just lovely, Mr. Woo!
15:50Thank you so much!
15:52I'm impressed!
15:53You kids listened and waited right here!
15:56Yeah, we behaved just like you told us to!
15:59Uh, Rob, not now!
16:02Stop!
16:03Dennis, something tells me you're not telling me something!
16:07So sorry, Dad!
16:09And so, it is with the most humble gratitude
16:19that I accept the Aerospace Man of the Year Award!
16:24Well, Alice, what did you think of my speech?
16:26It's just like those underpants.
16:29Brief, but colorful.
16:30That reminds me.
16:32Where's Dennis with my tuxedo?
16:33I'm sure he'll be back any minute.
16:36The cleaner is only two blocks from here.
16:41I know Dad's in a hurry for this thing.
16:43Maybe I ought to take a shortcut.
16:45But...
16:46Um, great!
16:54Dad's tux is still all right!
16:55Whoa!
16:56Whoa!
16:56Oh, no, it's ruined.
17:00Now what am I going to do?
17:02Hey, that might be the answer to the problem.
17:05A store where they rent costumes.
17:09And look what's hanging in the window.
17:11And it's just my dad's size.
17:15What do you say, mister?
17:17If you just let me borrow it for tonight,
17:19I'll let you keep this one.
17:21And I'll run errands for you for a whole month besides.
17:23Minds!
17:24Well, you've got an honest face.
17:28Muddy, but honest.
17:29Okay, it's a deal.
17:31But remember, no sitting down on the job.
17:36If I don't get this home right away,
17:38I won't be able to sit down.
17:43What took you so long?
17:45I took a shortcut.
17:47It turned out to be a long cut.
17:49It fits kind of funny.
17:50I don't remember it being so tight.
17:52Maybe you shouldn't have had that second helping of dessert.
17:56We've got to hurry.
17:58Dennis, hurry upstairs and put on your good clothes.
18:01Aw, gee, do I have to?
18:03You can't go to a dinner looking like that.
18:05Your father is man of the year.
18:08Some kids have all the luck.
18:11Their fathers are total failures.
18:12You're not nervous, are you, Henry?
18:30I'm a mean and nervous.
18:32Of course, not boss.
18:36That's good.
18:37See, Willie?
18:38This is what a formal dinner looks like.
18:41Hmm.
18:41I wonder if they're serving frogs late.
18:43Come back, Willie.
18:55He wasn't talking about you.
19:00Gotcha.
19:01Boy, I can't take you anyplace nice.
19:04And without further ado, it gives me great pleasure to present the Aerospace Man of the Year, Henry Mitchell.
19:18What?
19:19You rented the tux that was in the window?
19:23That's right, Merlin.
19:25Some little kid borrowed it for the evening.
19:27Oh, no.
19:29This is awful.
19:30All of my magic props are still in the pockets.
19:34And I say to you that in these perilous times, we must be bold like a lion, not timid like a rabbit.
19:46What I'm trying to say is, we must soar like eagles into the new frontiers of space.
19:54We must show the world that we have nothing up our sleeve.
20:05Oh, no?
20:06And what's this, Dad?
20:08No!
20:14I don't believe this.
20:17It must be some sort of nightmare.
20:19Oh, my gosh.
20:24Dad's on fire.
20:38Dennis, where did you get this tuxedo?
20:41At a place where they rent costumes.
20:43Pretty neat, huh?
20:44I'm ruined, Alice.
20:46Finished.
20:47You're finished, all right, Mitchell.
20:49Finished as a mere third assistant manager.
20:53Anyone with your razzle-dazzle sense of showmanship deserves to be a second assistant manager.
21:00Thank you, sir.
21:02Henry, didn't you forget to thank someone else, too?
21:06You're right, Alice.
21:07And thank you, Dennis.
21:09Just for this, you can have anything you want.
21:12Anything?
21:14Anything.
21:15How would you like to help me run a few errands for the next 30 days?
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