The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:00Who are you with?
00:22Uncle Bernie, I figured it out.
00:24What's that?
00:24I went to the city of Atlanta.
00:27You mean Atlantis?
00:31What's all this?
00:32You got mermaids, buried treasures.
00:34What's all these scribbities?
00:35Shrimp buffet.
00:36It's plans for my birthday.
00:38Your birthday is not until next month.
00:39I know.
00:40You have a lot of work to do.
00:42You mean to tell me you're just going to come up in here and hand your uncle a drawing?
00:47Right?
00:47And tell me, uh-uh, it ain't going on.
00:50Here.
00:51But I want a party.
00:53You're going to have a party.
00:55A nice, quiet birthday party with the family.
00:57But I told everybody we're doing a lost city of Atlantis.
01:01Well, I'll tell you what you do.
01:02Now you go back and you tell everybody that you all can't find a lost city of Atlantis, okay?
01:08And you're definitely not going to find it in Bernie Mac's backyard.
01:16Dinosaurs, space-stakes, Atlantis.
01:19How did we get to this, America?
01:22Kids expecting parties to cause a bunch of small weddings?
01:25Wow.
01:26See, that's because parents today are too indulgent.
01:29See, we teach our kids expecting everything.
01:31When I came up, I didn't expect nothing.
01:35Because Big Mama kept it simple.
01:37Real simple.
01:39Bernard, you know what I just realized?
01:42Yesterday was your birthday.
01:45It was?
01:47Here.
01:48Have the rest of my beanies.
01:50Happy birthday, baby.
01:52That's right.
01:53You're gone.
01:56And I was just spoiled.
02:13The way that girl's been soaking around here is just depressing.
02:17Oh, sweetheart, come on.
02:19I gave her the Atlantis.
02:22A ceramic knickknack that's found at the bottom of a fish tank?
02:26Wanda, I'm trying to be the best doggone parent I possibly can, without spoiling the kids.
02:32But at least can we let her invite some of her friends?
02:35I mean, come on.
02:36She just started a new school, and this would be so good for her.
02:42Hey, baby girl.
02:44Come on.
02:45Get your pancakes.
02:46Uncle Bernie, can you pass the chocolate milk?
02:48Sure.
02:51Mmm, my hand's thirsty.
02:56Jordan, what are you doing?
03:00Hey, that's pretty good.
03:04They should put this milk on the side of a milk carton, because it's mysteriously vanished.
03:11Aw, I forgot to hook up the bladder.
03:14Aw, Jordan, now look at your shirt.
03:17Go on in there and change your shirt.
03:18I hope you curdle.
03:22Baby girl, hurry up.
03:23Come on, get your pancakes before they get cold now.
03:30Hey, what you still doing in here?
03:32I made you pancakes.
03:33You used to be the first one down there.
03:35I don't feel like pancakes.
03:37Well, I hope you don't feel like that about your birthday cake at your party.
03:41Party?
03:41That's right.
03:42That's just how it goes.
03:43Thank you, Uncle Bernie.
03:44Aw, you're welcome, sweetheart.
03:46But remember, baby girl, no Atlantis.
03:49Just old school cake, old school ice cream, and a few friends, okay?
03:54Yay!
03:56Where you going?
03:58Pancakes.
04:00Wanda's right, America.
04:01It is important for Brianna to fit in and have friends.
04:05But it's also important to keep your kids' expectations in check.
04:09See, that way, they learn to truly appreciate what they do here.
04:21Riley, you made it!
04:25Uncle Bernie, this is Riley, my new best friend.
04:27Hi!
04:28Hi, Riley.
04:28Nice to meet you.
04:29Give me that friend along.
04:31Okay.
04:32Thank you so much for having Riley.
04:34Those two are like peas in a pod.
04:36I'll say.
04:36All we hear from Brianna is Riley, Riley, Riley.
04:40Hey, stick around.
04:42Got a cough and kick later.
04:43Okay, I think I can see where this is going.
04:45We'll head out before you ask us to stay and help Shepard.
04:49Nice to meet you.
04:49Can't hurt a man for trying.
04:51Nice to meet you.
04:52Bye.
05:00Uncle Bernie, Jordan's running my party.
05:03What are you talking about?
05:04I'm a hit.
05:06Okay.
05:07Pick a card.
05:08Any card.
05:10Okay, now put it on top of the deck.
05:14Prepare to be amazed by the amazing Giordini.
05:18Are they tricks?
05:19Are they illusions?
05:21Or are they magic?
05:23Was it the eight of clubs?
05:26Oh, my gosh, it was.
05:27It is magic.
05:30Wow!
05:31It's called Tommy.
05:32He keeps the card on his palm, then puts it on the bottom of the deck.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:40You told my trick.
05:42That's a crime against magic.
05:44If Rodini were alive, he would kill you.
05:46But since he's not, I'm going to have to.
05:48Rodini, hey, hey, hey.
05:49Calm down now.
05:51Let's see if you can disappear to your own room, okay?
05:53Moon bounce!
05:54Yeah!
05:59Honey?
06:00Huh?
06:00You did a good thing here today.
06:04She's really enjoying yourself, isn't she?
06:06Oh, she's having a blast.
06:23Kids, it's time for cake.
06:33I love cake!
06:35I love cake!
06:36I love cake!
06:43Oh, my God.
06:47Sweetheart, are you all right?
06:53Oh, Lord, here it comes.
07:01Oh, sweetheart.
07:03You know what?
07:04I think it's smarter to go with a white cast.
07:06Therefore, your friends can sign their name and make different designs on them for you.
07:11What do you think?
07:12Oh, Riley!
07:12Hey, hey, hey, hey.
07:13Hey, hey, hey.
07:14Hey, you sweet pea.
07:15What are you doing?
07:15The doctor said it's broken.
07:17They're going to put a cast on it.
07:19Oh, my goodness.
07:20Oh, you poor dear.
07:20Well, it looks like somebody finally got a way out of their violin lessons, huh?
07:24Excuse me.
07:25Yeah.
07:26May I talk to you for a minute?
07:27Sure.
07:27Please.
07:29Listen, man.
07:30I feel so awful, man.
07:31What happened, man?
07:32So, I'd like to pay for your daughter's hospital bills.
07:37Oh, jeez, Bernie.
07:38That's very generous.
07:38No, no, no, no, no.
07:39I insist.
07:40All of them.
07:41Wow.
07:42Hey.
07:50Mr. Bernie Mac.
07:52Oh, McQuig's.
07:56The hospital bill.
08:05Hey, Bernie Mac being sued.
08:10Negligate.
08:11You can say whatever the hell you want to say about me.
08:14Call me ugly.
08:15Say he don't like me.
08:16Hell, even say I ain't funny.
08:18But don't call me the N-word.
08:21Negligate.
08:22If I was a negligent parent, those kids would still be in Chicago.
08:26Negligate.
08:34I'm not taking no negligent charge.
08:36I'm telling you.
08:37Now, you earn your $2.50 an hour.
08:40$3.50 an hour?
08:43I don't care what you earn.
08:44Just make it happen.
08:47Doggone it.
08:48I hate I meant those quits.
08:49And that clumsy little ass daughter.
08:52Falling on her.
08:52Hey, Riley.
08:54Ow!
08:59What the hell she's doing here?
09:02What are you talking about?
09:03She's still Brianna's friend?
09:04Or did you neglect that detail?
09:10Oh, hey, Bernie.
09:12Hey, nothing, man.
09:12You suing me.
09:13I ought to give you a real reason to sue me.
09:15Wait a minute.
09:16Now, I can understand you're being a little bit upset.
09:18A little bit upset?
09:19You're suing me, man.
09:20No.
09:21No, we're suing the situation, not you.
09:24I got a situation.
09:25A legal document stating that I'm a negative parent.
09:27Oh, come on.
09:28Bernie, that's just legalese.
09:30Legalese.
09:31Legalese.
09:31We're simply going after the insurance company.
09:33I mean, we are entitled to some compensation.
09:35Wait a minute.
09:36Didn't I over to pay your bills?
09:38Didn't I over to pay your bills?
09:39You know, Riley showed a tremendous aptitude for the violin, and now who knows?
09:44Bottom line is, that's why you have insurance, right?
09:47Ooh.
09:49Can you believe that guy, America?
09:52He's admitting I'm not negligence.
09:54Just trying to get something for nothing at my stents.
09:59Showing up here, acting like sunshine and lollipop.
10:02He's just lucky baby girl was inside.
10:05Otherwise, I've got negligence all over his thieving ass.
10:09But I'll tell you what, baby.
10:11It's time for baby girl to make a new best friend.
10:14But I want to go to Riley's sleepover.
10:17All my friends are going to be there.
10:19I know that, sweetheart.
10:20But our lawyer feels right now that you all shouldn't be playing together.
10:26See, Riley's father feel that the accident was my fault.
10:30Maybe if you pay him the money, then I can go.
10:40Oh, Mick, don't ask me.
10:42Kids just love sleepovers.
10:45This sleepover's very important to baby girl.
10:48Just want me to say,
10:50there's got to be something I can do.
10:52Uh-huh.
10:57Uh-huh.
11:02Uh-huh.
11:13Oh, hey, Bernie.
11:15How you doing?
11:15Gosh, I'm so glad you decided to let Brianna come.
11:18Riley's going to be thrilled.
11:19Oh, hold on one minute.
11:22I have a release form here.
11:24And what it says is,
11:26anything that baby girl does is not actionable.
11:29Oh, Bernie.
11:31I'm not going to sign that.
11:32Well, she can't come in.
11:34I'm sorry.
11:35It's your choice.
11:37I'm sorry.
11:37You're right.
11:38It is my choice.
11:39Come on, baby.
11:40Wait, Uncle Bar...
11:41Wait.
11:41No, Uncle Bernie!
11:45I tried, America.
11:47You saw me.
11:48Now, what am I supposed to do?
11:51I didn't have baby girl in there.
11:53I can get sued for something else.
11:55Okay.
11:56What does she bring?
11:57Uh-uh, Bobby down.
11:59Okay, yeah.
12:00We'll eat the last cookie.
12:01Oh, they have a pillow fight.
12:03Yeah, have a pillow fight.
12:04And the next thing you know,
12:05I'm being charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
12:08You know how they are.
12:10What?
12:12You got a zipper?
12:18Oh, look.
12:19There's your friend.
12:20The one who's trying to take our house.
12:22It's not shut up.
12:26Sorry you missed it, Brianna.
12:28All your dad has to do is sign a piece of paper.
12:30My dad said that your uncle's being cheap.
12:32Well, my uncle said your dad is using me to steal from us.
12:36I got to go.
12:37My arm hurts.
12:46What are you doing here, Bert?
12:50Look, Riley came home today in tears.
12:52I guess she and Brianna got into a fight over what happened the other night.
12:55Oh, let me guess.
12:56You going to sue me for pain or suffering?
12:57Please.
12:58Please.
12:59This whole lawsuit thing has taken on a life that we never intended.
13:02And I think it's setting a bad example for the girls.
13:04Hallelujah.
13:05You're finally getting it.
13:06That's what I've been trying to tell you.
13:08Sure.
13:09Sure.
13:10So, um, in the interest of the kids, why don't you just, uh, cut me a check for, say, 25K?
13:17So you mean to tell me you came all the way over here for money?
13:21After calling me a negligent parent?
13:25So you won't leave here empty-handed?
13:27Let me give you something.
13:29A counter suit.
13:31Yeah.
13:32For defamation of character.
13:40You just be there at 1, and you have your game face.
13:44Yeah, baby.
13:47So the deposition's at 1?
13:491 o'clock.
13:50They'll even know what they're in for, sweetheart.
13:53Mickey's gonna eat them alive.
13:55Yeah, well, he better.
13:56Because if you don't, I will.
13:58Trying to take advantage of us.
13:59Those people must be crazy.
14:03Nice going, Brianna.
14:05Remember what happened last time we were in court?
14:07We lost our mom.
14:13Oh, there go my tiger sock, right there.
14:18Sorry I'm late.
14:19Yeah, for some reason, double homicides always generate three times the work.
14:24What's he doing here?
14:26Me?
14:26Well, that's simple.
14:27Let's see, you represent the Quigs.
14:29Off the rack over here is representing Bernie's insurance company.
14:33Why don't you two get together, work something out, make yourselves happy.
14:37I'm sure you'll make nice dance partners.
14:38I'm here to make sure Mr. Bernie Mac is happy.
14:42And I ain't copping on negligent parents' charge either.
14:45So, let your nightmare begin tonight.
14:51How was that?
14:52Good, good, thanks.
14:54Everybody's well.
14:57So, Riley, it's fair to say that apart from breaking it, you suffer no real discomfort, huh?
15:03It itches sometimes.
15:05My crack hits when you don't see me sewing nobody.
15:08Bernie, let me handle this.
15:10Now, you think that itching would go away if we were to give you, uh, I don't know, say, $50
15:16,000?
15:23Maybe I could buy a pony.
15:25Pony?
15:26Well, sure.
15:28God, I love deposing kids.
15:33All right, now.
15:34Don't worry.
15:34I'll do the holding.
15:35All I need you to do is to finger a simple C chord.
15:39Dad.
15:41Dad can't help you now, sweetheart.
15:43Yeah, come on.
15:45C chord is the foundation of the basic violin.
15:48I mean, surely a violin prodigy such as yourself would know how to do that.
15:54There's blood in the water.
16:01All gone.
16:03My face pulled.
16:06And did you read the disclaimer on maximum occupancy for the temporary structure?
16:14Temporary structure?
16:16Man, it was a moon bounce.
16:18Man, this is some booze.
16:20The question stands.
16:22Let the record shows it was a six-person limit.
16:25Yes, yes.
16:26And when Riley broke her wrist, was that being adhered to?
16:32Yes.
16:33Baby girl was the only one in there at the time, yes.
16:36So you left two children unsupervised in a highly pressurized, gas-filled, temporary structure.
16:47Look, man, we was lighting the birthday cake at the time.
16:50Good God!
16:51Now you've introduced fire into the situation?
16:55How come I'm being held to negligent as your parent here?
16:58Bert's just as responsible.
17:00He left his child at his strangest home.
17:04So you admit you're not a responsible caregiver.
17:14Well?
17:15When we resume tomorrow, we'll want to speak with Brianna.
17:23Well, we were doing fine before you started talking.
17:27I'll tell you another thing.
17:28Brianna had better be really good tomorrow.
17:31She will.
17:31She will.
17:35Do I have to do this?
17:37Yes, you do, baby girl.
17:39That's why we keep going over this.
17:42You want them to walk all over us?
17:44Do you want them to think I'm a nigga's just parent?
17:48Well, come on.
17:50Now, once again, were you aware of the occupancy guideline for the temporary structure?
17:55Were you or were you not?
17:58You can't be humming and humming around.
18:01We done been through this, baby girl.
18:02Focus.
18:03Uh, Bernie.
18:05Huh?
18:06Can I have a word?
18:07Sure, I'll be right there.
18:09These lawyers ain't no joke.
18:11They get inside your head and scramble it like a scrambled egg.
18:14Do you hear me?
18:15Bernie.
18:16What?
18:17Please come here.
18:19And don't think because you're cute, too, that they're going to play with you.
18:23They kill cute people.
18:25Handicapped.
18:26I see what they did with a cat in a wheelchair.
18:28Rolled him down, took the brake on.
18:31Why do you think you're...
18:32Those lawyers are tough.
18:33That's what I think.
18:34And if I don't prep baby girl right now, let me tell you something.
18:37She won't be able to handle the pressure.
18:39So, what do you think you're doing by putting the pressure that you're putting on her?
18:43I got a job to do.
18:46Doggone it.
18:46And I'm going to do it.
18:48Well, you know what?
18:49For the first time, you actually are acting like a negligent parent.
18:55What?
18:55What?
18:56Okay, baby girl, you ready?
18:58It's game time.
19:01Your Uncle Bernie's good name is riding on this.
19:03You got to be tough.
19:05You got to have ice water in your veins.
19:06You understand me?
19:08Everything is counting on you.
19:10You ready?
19:11Mm-hmm.
19:12Oh, baby girl, we've been through, um...
19:15I don't like this.
19:17Please don't make me.
19:25Damn!
19:33Hey, there he is, Mr. Bernie Mac.
19:36So, where's our little star witness, huh?
19:40You know what, Mick?
19:41I decided that, uh, she's not going to take the stand today.
19:45What?
19:46Wait a minute.
19:46You know what this means?
19:50Yes, I know what it means.
19:52Yeah, but what about the...
19:53What about the negligent parent?
19:56You know what?
19:57I've been thinking.
19:59I'd rather be called a negligent parent than be one.
20:03Yes, it does respect everybody...
20:07All right.
20:08I'll handle it.
20:21Come on, baby girl, let's go.
20:23You're off the hook.
20:24I'm sorry, Uncle Bernie.
20:27What?
20:27What you apologizing for?
20:29Now we're going to lose our house and have to live in a shelter.
20:33What?
20:33Who told you that?
20:34Jordan.
20:37Look, I deal with Jordan.
20:40But you forgot one thing.
20:43You forgot to go and say goodbye to your good friend, Rowley.
20:46Oh, yeah!
20:52I guess you could say that baby girl birthday went a little over budget.
20:57But what's more important is that Bernie Mac is still a good parent.
21:02Speaking of which...
21:04Y'all need to excuse me.
21:06There's a little magician I need to make disappear.
21:09And America...
21:10If you see him...
21:13Hold him for me.
21:23Hospital bill?
21:25Soft neck tissue x-ray.
21:27Look at this, $75.
21:29Look that.
21:31$150.
21:33What the hell you heard it looked at?
21:37Medication.
21:39Vicon.
21:42$455.
21:45Viagra.
21:46Well, that's mine.
21:47We got, you know.
21:50So,
21:51We got chewed over,
21:53We got to lose to the sureness.
21:54We got to lose to death,
21:55It's like, we need to back, let's see how we caught up all the少espères affair,
21:56We can do,aten't believe are all or no Ich-ray on track,
21:56There's tons and courage,
21:57We got so out there.
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