00:00.
00:30Oh, my God.
01:00See, Joey?
01:07With a little concentration,
01:09you could build a brainwave machine, too.
01:12What's condensation?
01:15Concentration.
01:16Keeping your mind on things.
01:19Correct.
01:20You have to exercise your brain
01:22if you want to make it grow.
01:23Yeah, kind of like eating your vegetables.
01:26Yeah.
01:30Move, Ruff.
01:34Get out of there.
01:35Whoa!
01:39What happened?
01:41The brainwave transference module
01:43must have activated.
01:46Arf! Arf!
01:48Boy, PeeBee,
01:50my mom is going to be real mad.
01:53They've switched brains.
01:56Arf! Arf!
01:57Joey!
01:59Come back!
02:00Come back?
02:01I haven't left yet.
02:03But I am now.
02:08PeeBee,
02:08we've got to get Joey and Ruff switched back.
02:11Oh, Dennis,
02:12do we have to?
02:14You bet we do.
02:15I want a dog that barks.
02:17And Joey's mom's
02:18going to want a Joey that talks.
02:20I'm going to tell my mommy.
02:26Ruff ran into Mr. Wilson's yard.
02:28Try and get him back to your basement.
02:31Look.
02:34I hope Joey likes junk food.
02:39Here, Ruff.
02:40I've got a delicious snack for you.
02:43Oof!
02:43Look.
02:45Your favorite.
02:46Dog biscuits.
02:52Never mind.
02:54I don't believe it.
02:57Let's go back to PeeBee's.
02:58Maybe I can dig up a hamburger for you.
03:00How come I suddenly want to dig for bones?
03:07Huh?
03:12Ruff out of my rose bushes,
03:15you marauding pooch.
03:17Boy,
03:18what a crouch.
03:21Huh?
03:21When I get my hands on you.
03:27You okay, Mr. Wilson?
03:30Yes.
03:30No thanks to you.
03:32I'll fix your wagon.
03:33Uh,
03:34my wagon's not broken,
03:35Mr. Wilson.
03:36Makes no difference.
03:37I'll fix it just a...
03:39Huh?
03:43You can talk.
03:45Sure I can talk.
03:48No!
03:51Hey, Joey.
03:53Follow me.
03:59Come on, Ruff.
04:01We don't have time for you to make friends.
04:04Hurry, Joey.
04:05Mr. Wilson's catching up.
04:08Maybe I see you.
04:10Hold that dog.
04:11Uh-oh.
04:13Go get him, guys.
04:14Get out of the way,
04:20you mangy mutts.
04:24We've got to get Joey and Ruff switched
04:26before Mr. Wilson gets here.
04:28He'll never understand.
04:31I'll explain it to him.
04:32You don't know, Mr. Wilson.
04:35Yes,
04:35he can be quite obstinate at times.
04:38I didn't know Joey knew words like that.
04:43Okay.
04:44Let's try a re-transfer.
04:46Get in, Joey.
04:47But I'm afraid to.
04:49You have nothing to worry about.
04:52Here goes.
04:53Hang on.
04:54Whoa!
04:59I'm afraid to ask this.
05:01But which one of you is Ruff?
05:03Ruff, ruff, ruff.
05:05Joey,
05:06is that you?
05:08Say something.
05:09I don't feel so good.
05:11I think it was those doggy cookies.
05:14That's Joey, all right.
05:16Ennis,
05:17where's that dog of yours?
05:19That menace to mankind.
05:21He's down here, Mr. Wilson.
05:23But Ruff's not a menace.
05:25He's real friendly.
05:27Friendly?
05:27He dug up my roses again.
05:29What the?
05:36Stop you, my girls.
05:38What are you doing?
05:43Whoa!
05:46PB,
05:47shut off the machine!
05:54Mr. Wilson?
05:55Are you all right?
05:57Speak to me!
05:58He's, he's!
06:26Good morning, class.
06:27Today, I'll be guiding you through the Modern Science Museum.
06:31I'd rather go see the dinosaurs next door.
06:34Me too.
06:36Shh.
06:38Looks like Margaret got up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
06:44Shh.
06:46I hope you take notes because you'll be seeing some very interesting things.
06:57Looks like Margaret on a good day.
07:16This guy's my favorite.
07:18He lived about 50 million years ago.
07:21Gee.
07:22Was Mr. Wilson around then?
07:25Right.
07:25Wouldn't it be great to see real dinosaurs in the flesh?
07:32Are you kidding?
07:35I don't even like them in the bone.
07:39Bye, big guy.
07:40See you around sometime.
07:45This is our almost but not quite functioning time machine.
07:48The inventor, Professor Myron Mental Apps, is quite here to show you how it almost but not quite works.
07:54Um, this is my time machine and, uh, and it's very close to actually almost functioning, uh, except for that blasted functioning formula.
08:05See, I can't get the formula for the time-space continuum drive right and, uh, it's making me nuts!
08:11Well, the professor seems to be busy.
08:14Uh, let's move along.
08:20I've got it!
08:22You know, if this time machine worked, we could go back to the prehistoric era and take pictures of real dinosaurs for our project.
08:28I have a better idea!
08:30We could go back to the prehistoric era and use your brain to catch prehistoric guppies!
08:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
08:40Wait a second!
08:41I see what's wrong, Professor!
08:42You didn't calculate the square root of the hippopotamus right!
08:43What?
08:44What?
08:45Oh, yes!
08:46I should have guessed the cards!
08:47I just have to change one thing, then it's finished!
09:03Let's fire this baby up!
09:08What?
09:09What?
09:10What?
09:11What?
09:12What?
09:13What?
09:14What?
09:15Oh, sweet!
09:16Yay!
09:17Where would you kids like to go?
09:19Or should I say when?
09:22When dinosaurs were alive!
09:25Okay, let's set the time clock.
09:28Come on!
09:30Get in!
09:31Get in!
09:32Oh, no!
09:33You're not getting me on any weird things.
09:34I'm gonna make sure we won't be done.
09:35Oh, no!
09:36You're not getting me on any weird things.
09:37Don't take me on any weird machine with that snotty professor.
09:41Fine, then we'll all get A's.
09:43And you'll get your very first F.
09:46Ooh!
09:59We're temporary!
10:07Finally, it worked!
10:23Wow, this is extraordinary!
10:27This is great!
10:29All we need now are the dinosaurs.
10:31And we'll be set!
10:33Oh!
10:35Uh-oh!
10:37Here it comes!
10:39It's going to gobble us up!
10:45Oh, I can't watch!
10:47He's a Brontosaurus' son!
10:57Actually, it's a Tyrannosaurus Rex's son!
11:01What's happening?
11:03Who's he gobbling up first?
11:05Somebody answer me!
11:07I can't stand it!
11:09I have to look!
11:11Aww!
11:13Isn't he cute?
11:15Say, prehistoric!
11:27Professor!
11:29You're sinking!
11:33Professor!
11:34Get off the time machine!
11:36What?
11:37It's prehistoric quicksack!
11:38Hurry!
11:39Hurry!
11:53Wait!
11:54Just one shot!
11:58What are you doing?
12:00What're you doing?
12:01You're a bitch!
12:02She's a baby!
12:03Oh, I'm not too big.
12:04Oh, I'm not too big.
12:05Oh!
12:06Ah!
12:07Ah!
12:08Oh!
12:09That's the bad time!
12:10Ah!
12:11Come on!
12:12Ah!
12:13Ah!
12:14Ah!
12:15Ah!
12:16Whatever!
12:18Oh!
12:19Whoa!
12:20Whoa!
12:21Whoa!
12:22Whoa!
12:23Whoa!
12:24Whoa!
12:25Whoa!
12:26Whoa!
12:27Whoa!
12:28Whoa!
12:30Whoa!
12:30Hi-ya, boy.
12:35Looks like Dennis has a new friend.
12:43Now we'll never get home if we're stuck here with dinosaurs
12:47and prehistoric beasties and...
12:49No school!
12:50Hooray!
12:52But I kind of wanted to get these pictures developed.
12:55I got some great shots.
12:58Let's see.
12:59How can we get it unstuck?
13:01Could we pull it out?
13:03No, it would take something with enormous strength
13:05to pull it out of that, uh...
13:07What do you call it?
13:09Quagmire.
13:09Oh, no, it's that dinosaur again.
13:12Why won't he leave us alone?
13:17Because he's not a he.
13:19He's a girl.
13:21And this is her baby.
13:23That's why she won't leave us alone.
13:26She wants her baby back.
13:27Wait a second.
13:28We can use the mother to help us raise the time machine.
13:33Sure, Dennis.
13:34How are we going to do that?
13:36Just use your head away.
13:38She found us.
13:49Hurry!
13:50Come on, pal.
13:54I need your help.
13:55Help!
14:13Help!
14:15Help!
14:16Help!
14:16Help!
14:17Help!
14:18Ha ha ha.
14:34Hooray!
14:35Hooray!
14:38Look, Margaret, this worm could be you in about 50 million years.
14:50Don't be disgusting.
14:52Well, you do kind of look alike.
14:55Now we're off to our glorious future.
15:08We did it! We're back!
15:13Hooray!
15:15I'm so glad!
15:17You should get this thing to a car wash, Professor.
15:20Not on your life. This dirt and muck is precious scientific evidence.
15:25I'm gonna remember that next time my mom bugs me about taking a bath.
15:30Goodbye, Professor!
15:32Goodbye!
15:33So long, Dennis! So long, kids!
15:38This is going to be great! Real photos of real dinosaurs!
15:45Way to go, Dennis!
15:47You didn't get a single picture of a single dinosaur!
15:53Well, at least I got one scary picture here!
15:59Oh, my gosh! Why, you, Dennis!
16:08Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
16:12Ooh!
16:23And it's Dennis Mitchell crossing the finish line.
16:27We'll be home soon. But first, we'll stop at the store.
16:31Whoa!
16:35Dennis Mitchell, I should have known.
16:42Look who's talking.
16:43You ought to watch where you're going
16:45instead of talking to that stupid dog.
16:47Well, you're always talking to that no-good dog.
16:51Admit it.
16:52Boys are better drivers than girls any day.
16:55Really?
16:56Let's race each other and find out.
16:59With what?
16:59Look at our bikes.
17:04Hmm.
17:06I know.
17:07We'll make soapbox racers.
17:10You've got a deal.
17:11We'll meet at noon at the top of Slippery Hill.
17:15And may the best woman win.
17:18What are you doing, Dennis?
17:20Getting this sled down.
17:23I'm going to make the meanest, fastest go-kart ever.
17:27You want to help?
17:28You bet.
17:30Then let's get started.
17:39We need a trash can for the front.
17:41Eyes are full of garbage.
17:43I bet Mr. Wilson would let us borrow one of his.
17:46George, don't forget to put the lid on the can
17:50so the dogs don't get it.
17:53Yes, dear.
17:58All we need now is a steering wheel.
18:08And I know just where to get it.
18:14Margaret, here we come.
18:20Not now, Ruff.
18:21You'll get your dish later.
18:22I knew it.
18:28They chickened out.
18:31Cluck, cluck, cluck.
18:33Huh?
18:34What?
18:37Detergent boxes.
18:39Well, you said it was a soapbox race.
18:42But go-karts aren't made out of soapboxes.
18:45Well, this one is.
18:47Aw, they're just jealous because their go-kart looks like a rolling junk pile.
18:54We'll see, smarty pants.
18:57Here's the race course.
18:59To keep out of traffic, we'll start here at the old lumber mill,
19:02go past the park, then to the ice house,
19:05and we finish at Mr. Wilson's house.
19:07Okay?
19:08Fine.
19:08Let's get this over with so I can return the soapboxes to my mom.
19:12She's still got laundry to do.
19:13They're still full.
19:16That's a riot.
19:18We'll see how funny it is when we win.
19:21That's right.
19:22When the town clock strikes one, the race begins.
19:30Wait for the gong.
19:38Dennis, hey, wait for me.
19:42Jump in, Joey.
19:45I told you this would be a sin.
19:47Look out.
19:51Hey, they can't do that.
19:54Yeah, they can't do that.
20:02No fair.
20:04You took the shortcut.
20:06You're playing bumper cars.
20:12Back off, Rob.
20:26We're winning.
20:27Rob, that's our steering wheel.
20:31How are we going to steer, Dennis?
20:34You got any ideas?
20:36Yoo-hoo!
20:40Road work, head.
20:48I hope your seat belt's fast, Ed.
20:50Just like winter, hey, Joey?
20:55Oh, no.
20:56Oh.
20:57Oh.
20:58Ooh.
20:59Yeah!
21:00Yeah!
21:01Yeah!
21:02Yay!
21:03They win!
21:04Ha-ha-ha!
21:05That's not fair.
21:06Rob stole our steering wheel.
21:07Better luck next time, boys.
21:08I hate a sore winner.
21:09And I hate smoke.
21:10J&J win.
21:12That's not fair.
21:13Rob stole our steering wheel.
21:15Better luck next time, boys.
21:16I hate a sore winner.
21:20And I hate soap.
21:21Soak!
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