00:00.
00:30Then it's a menace.
00:56Then it's menace!
01:00All out for Upper Crustville!
01:14Hi, Aunt Olivia. Hi, Cousin Chauncey.
01:17I gather this one's yours, lady.
01:19He most certainly is. That's my nephew, Dennis.
01:23Bye, Mr. Conductor. See you in three days.
01:26Not if I can arrange a transfer.
01:30You don't have to do that. It can carry itself.
01:33Hey! What on earth?
01:43Good gracious!
01:45I brought along my frog collection, in case I got lonely.
01:49Oh, I have a feeling this long weekend is going to be a long weekend.
01:55Yes, Alice. Dennis arrived safely.
02:01And he and his cousin are getting along just splendidly.
02:05Yes, I'm certain Chauncey will be a positive influence on him, too.
02:10You say this is called a pillow fight?
02:13Yeah! Fun, isn't it?
02:14It most decidedly is.
02:17Yeah! I'll get you.
02:21My word.
02:24Master Chauncey, what is going on here?
02:27Help!
02:28I'm allergic to feathers!
02:30I'm allergic to feathers!
02:38No, Alice, it's no trouble at all.
02:42Chauncey and I will enjoy teaching Dennis the proper way to behave.
02:46You might say, Dennis is receiving a crash course
02:57Parker, you may now serve breakfast
03:06I don't think so, madam
03:10Goodness, Parker, what happened to you?
03:13Master Dennis happened to me
03:15He insists on preparing breakfast himself
03:18That's right, my mom told me to be sure and be helpful
03:22Here, Aunt Olivia, ladies first
03:29How very polite of you
03:32Exactly what is in this concoction, dear?
03:36It's my own secret recipe
03:38But it's real healthy
03:43Manners, manners
03:44Haven't we forgotten our napkins?
03:47Sorry, Mother
03:48Oh, just like getting a haircut
03:53Mmm, quite delicious
03:59Dennis, you simply must tell me these ingredients
04:02I took all the breakfast stuff and mixed it together in the blender
04:06Orange juice, pancake mix, peanut butter, some jelly, some maple syrup, and a dozen raw eggs
04:13Oh, excuse me
04:16Wait, Aunt Olivia, you didn't finish it
04:19Master Dennis, what have you done?
04:22Oh, no, and I just changed my clothes
04:27I'll show you a real fast way to get cleaned up
04:30No, no thank you, Master Dennis
04:33I'd prefer to know how to get rid of pests
04:36Look at that
04:45It's the lawnmower, the gardener, Hoosie
04:48Come on, I know all about that stuff
04:51Mr. Wilson taught me
04:52I believe we're cutting off the sprinkler heads
05:10I believe you're right
05:12Get off!
05:13Get off!
05:14I guess he wants a turn
05:16I'm terribly sorry we had to shorten your stay
05:33I've already called home and explained
05:36Oh, no, I was counting on a full three days
05:41Finally, that ill-madder child is out of our lives
05:52I didn't think Cousin Chauncey was such a bad guy
05:55You're not Chauncey?
05:58Heck no, Chauncey's on that train
06:01I'm Dennis
06:02We're going to have a great time together, Aunt Olivia
06:05Us too, Mr. Parker
06:07No!
06:09Ready for us
06:10Who's that train?
06:11Wait!
06:12Wait!
06:13We're coming with you
06:14And so the evil ogre locked the fair princess in his castle dungeon
06:29And ordered a fiery dragon to stand guard
06:32And when the golden knight learned of this
06:38He commanded his squire to stand his faithful steed
06:42So that he might rescue her
06:44Squire Joey, bring me my faithful steed
06:59Here you are, Sir Dennis
07:06Didn't they have any smaller models?
07:09No, sire
07:10The compacts were all taken
07:12There's only one way to mount this creature
07:15Way to go, sire
07:21Now to rescue the fair maiden
07:23Haven't you forgotten your squire, sire?
07:27Oh, yeah
07:28Grab on
07:30Yow!
07:31Where are we headed, Sir Dennis?
07:36For the castle of the evil ogre
07:39I'm hungry
07:40Let's hope the ogre isn't
07:42This is it
07:50The ogre's castle
07:52It's so high
07:54How do we get over the wall?
07:56You'll see
07:56Hold tight
07:58The ogre's castle
08:00The ogre's castle
08:01The ogre's castle
08:02It's so high
08:03Oh, no!
08:04Oh, no!
08:05Oh, no!
08:06Oh, no!
08:07Oh, no!
08:08This should be waiting for an elevator
08:10That'd be some long wait
08:12They haven't been invented yet
08:14Yeah!
08:15Oh, no!
08:16Oh, no!
08:17Oh, no!
08:18What a rhyme!
08:19Oh, no!
08:20I wonder what we're in now
08:21Oh, no!
08:22I think it's called trouble
08:24Just what do you think you're doing here?
08:28We've come to rescue the fair princess
08:31Oh, you have, have you?
08:33Be gone before I swat you like a fly
08:37I'll teach you to invade my premises
08:40Don't you know that a man's castle is his home?
08:43What do we do now, Sir Dennis?
08:45This ogre reminds me of someone I know
08:49And that someone hates loud noises
08:52Stop it!
09:01Stop that infernal racket!
09:03I can't stand it anymore!
09:05For heaven's sakes, George Ogre
09:08Why are you making such a commotion?
09:11Well, he started it
09:13Oh, come on, George
09:16An adorable little fellow like that
09:19Why don't you go to your cave and lie down?
09:22I will!
09:23Any place where I can find a little peace and quiet!
09:27You boys look hungry
09:29Can I offer you a few of my peanut butter cookies?
09:33Oops!
09:35Uh, no thanks, Mrs. Ogre
09:37They might be a little heavy
09:39That's right!
09:40And we've gotta travel real light!
09:42We're here to rescue the fair princess
09:45You know where she is?
09:46Oh, her
09:48She's locked up in the dungeon
09:50But promise me you'll be careful
09:52She's being guarded by a fire-breathing dragon
09:56We promise, Mrs. Ogre
09:59I wonder where the dungeon is?
10:05They usually keep it in the basement
10:07Great!
10:08We get to go on that ride again!
10:13Wait!
10:14I command you to come back!
10:17You know the rules
10:19Knights go ahead of squires
10:21Alright!
10:23So this is what a dungeon looks like
10:31I wonder where that fire-breathing dragon is
10:34Right here!
10:35Wanna make something of it?
10:38You have to go and ask
10:40Fear not, Squire
10:42I'm specially trained to handle just such emergencies
10:45Really?
10:46Let's see you handle this
10:53What happened?
11:02He pulled the old blast the iron pipe with the flame routine
11:06Whoa!
11:08I think it's time we had a fire drill
11:13Meow!
11:14I guess that's what they mean by hot pursuit
11:17Quick, Squire Joey!
11:19Through here!
11:23I think we shook him
11:26I know, I'm shaking
11:29We must hide somewhere
11:31Aha!
11:32The perfect thing!
11:37Well now, what have we here?
11:41Ah!
11:42Dragon food!
11:44And what's in this one?
11:46Better yet, canned dragon food!
11:50B-b-b-please sir dragon
11:52Don't eat us
11:53Don't eat us
11:54Squire Joey
11:55Don't beg that way
11:56Beg this way
11:58Please don't eat us
11:59We're really not very tasty
12:01I'll be the judge of that
12:03Hmm
12:04Now which shall I have first?
12:06Appetizer or main dish?
12:09Appetizer
12:10Main dish
12:11To settle the argument
12:13Maybe I'll just eat you both at the same time
12:17No, wait!
12:19I taste a lot better with pepper
12:21Pepper!
12:22How thoughtful!
12:24You truly are a knight for all seasonings
12:28Huh?
12:29Huh?
12:30Huh?
12:31Huh?
12:32That was a real cheap shot
12:35It's the only kind I can afford!
12:36Us knights don't get paid much
12:37We only get minimum wage
12:47Happy landings!
12:51Now look what you've done!
12:56You put out my fire!
13:00All in a day's work for a knight
13:04All in a day's work for a night.
13:12You certainly showed that dragon, sire.
13:16But our mission is not yet completed.
13:18We still must find and rescue the fair princess.
13:27You're in luck, sire. She's in here.
13:29Yoo-hoo! Fair princess!
13:35I've come to rescue you.
13:37It's me, Sir Dennis.
13:39You don't say it's me, Sir Dennis.
13:42You're supposed to say it is I, Sir Dennis.
13:45Margaret? What are you doing here?
13:49What do you think I'm doing? I'm the fair princess.
13:52You're the fair princess?
13:56What's fair about that?
13:58I think she makes a perfect princess.
14:02You do, Squire Joey?
14:04No, but I was trying to be nice.
14:08Very amusing.
14:09It's about time you got here.
14:11Do you realize what this drafty dungeon does to fine hair like mine?
14:15Do I have to set her free?
14:18I'm afraid so, sire.
14:20It's the first rule of chivalry.
14:22Free at last.
14:31Oh, Sir Dennis, my brave hero.
14:34For saving my precious life, let me reward you with a kiss.
14:38No way!
14:40Oh, really?
14:41When I want to kiss a good knight, good knight, I get my way.
14:45Now hold still.
14:46That does it.
14:50Some brave knight, you are afraid of a little kiss.
14:53You can't hide from me, Sir Dennis.
14:56Come on, Squire Joey.
14:57Run for it.
14:58Come back and collect your reward for bravery, you coward.
15:04I think I preferred it when the dragon was chasing me.
15:08Yeah.
15:09He was only trying to eat you, not kiss you.
15:14We can't go any further, Squire Joey.
15:16We'll have to jump.
15:18Must we, sire?
15:20It's either that or be kissed by Margaret.
15:25Circuit runner ball!
15:32Let's go, trusty steed.
15:34Sir Dennis!
15:37I'll never speak to you again!
15:39Promises, promises.
15:43Sir Dennis, look out!
15:46Uh-oh!
15:51Dennis, what happened?
15:53Are you all right?
15:55It was so weird, Mom.
15:56I rescued Margaret from a fire-breathing dragon,
15:59and then she wanted to kiss me.
16:02That sounds like some dream.
16:05That was no dream, Mom.
16:07It was a nightmare.
16:08Almost finished.
16:22All we have to do is interface the magnetronic rheostat
16:25with the resistance impulse of the oscilloscopic isotron.
16:29There!
16:30Finished!
16:30Will it do everything a real TV remote tuner does?
16:35Precisely!
16:36Yes!
16:37It has fast forward, stop action, slow motion...
16:40I'm reversed!
16:47Well, what do you think of our invention?
16:51It's great!
16:52Come on, let's go try it out.
16:58Hey, Dad!
16:59Guess what me and Peavey invented!
17:01Not now, Dennis.
17:02I have a 50-page report to read.
17:04I'll never finish it in time.
17:06You will now.
17:13That's funny.
17:14I don't remember taking a speed reading course.
17:18Oh, I'll never finish all these dishes
17:20in time to watch my soap opera.
17:23Huh?
17:23I guess you can do anything
17:32if you put your mind to it.
17:33And Peavey's gadget.
17:36Hi, Mr. Wilson.
17:38We came over for a cookie break.
17:40Not now, boys.
17:41I have to finish papering the wall.
17:45Huh?
17:53Now can we have those cookies, Mr. Wilson?
18:10Oh, I just remembered.
18:13I finished them for lunch.
18:16They were delicious.
18:17Raspberry filled.
18:23Why'd you do that, Peavey?
18:25Raspberry is my favorite time.
18:29George Wilson,
18:30it's been almost two hours
18:32and you haven't done a thing.
18:35I haven't?
18:37Then help them.
18:39I'm so tired.
18:45Uh, very good, Margaret.
18:48I believe that's swan-like.
18:50It looks more like the ugly duckling.
18:52And this is open season on ducks.
18:58Whoa!
19:02Eek!
19:04Margaret!
19:06Oh!
19:08This invention sure is fun.
19:11I know, but it's getting late.
19:13We better be getting home soon.
19:15No problem.
19:18You've got plenty of time now.
19:22Stop them!
19:25They're out of the bank!
19:27Over there!
19:28Quick!
19:29Dennis,
19:30decelerate their ambulatory progress.
19:32Press the slow motion button.
19:37What?
19:37What's happening?
19:39We're suddenly running in
19:40slow motion.
19:46Now for a little stop action.
19:48PeeBee, they caught him!
19:55And I'll bet they haven't
19:56the slightest idea how.
20:00I just know those kids
20:02were up to something.
20:03But what?
20:04Hi, Mr. Wilson.
20:06Ah, there you are.
20:08I don't know how you boys did it,
20:09but I want the wallpaper fast again.
20:12You know,
20:13look,
20:13it was this way,
20:14then that way.
20:15Whoa!
20:18You okay, Mr. Wilson?
20:20I will be
20:21as soon as you boys
20:22help me again.
20:23You mean with my new time tuner?
20:26I don't think I ought to,
20:27Mr. Wilson.
20:28It's starting to act
20:29kind of weird lately.
20:30I'll take full responsibility.
20:33Well, okay,
20:35if you insist.
20:36Lights!
20:38Camera!
20:39Action!
20:44Hurry!
20:45Hurry!
20:50Uh-oh!
20:51I was afraid of this!
20:54Whoa!
21:00Help!
21:01Stop!
21:02Get me out of this!
21:04What do we do now, PeeBee?
21:05We do the only
21:07rational thing left.
21:08We get the heck
21:09out of here.
21:11But what about Mr. Wilson?
21:13It'll wear off.
21:14I think.
21:18Dennis!
21:20PeeBee!
21:22Martha!
21:35You'll be OK.
21:38さ yowye.
21:40What do you have any timeous?
21:41I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
21:41Murphy!
21:42I'm sorry, baby.
21:42I Doom- calculo.
21:44I'm sorry, baby.
21:44It'll be amazing.
21:45What do you have to do now, Mauvore?
21:46Bye!
21:47I type it, honey.
21:47Bye!
21:48Bye!
21:48Bye!
21:49NeverJones!
21:49I see you sometimes as soon
21:52aissez.
21:53일단 lowered China's
21:54your backs
22:03Cookie Charge!
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