00:00.
00:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:00I can't stop and talk to you now, Dennis.
01:08Who's asking you to?
01:10You see, I'm about to become a star.
01:15See that?
01:17The little Swiss girl?
01:20Wait, don't tell me.
01:23You play the big cheese.
01:25No, Dennis.
01:27I play the star.
01:29Wow!
01:30Can I watch the show?
01:31Definitely not.
01:33It's a serious drama for dignified adults.
01:37Well, good luck, Margaret.
01:38Dennis, you're so out of it.
01:41We in the theater say, break a leg.
01:44Really?
01:45Hey, Margaret, have you seen the prop man?
01:48Of course not.
01:50We stars don't mingle with the little people.
01:53Hey, kid, you doing anything?
01:55Who, me?
01:56Uh-uh.
01:57Well, you are now.
01:58Come on, I'll show you how to be a prop man.
02:01Oh, boy!
02:02A prop man!
02:03What's a prop man?
02:05Just do whatever I tell you and everything will be fine.
02:08First, get ready to open the curtain.
02:11Places, everybody!
02:12Places!
02:13Curtain in one minute.
02:14Hi, Mr. Wilson, what are you doing here?
02:17This is my costume in the play, Dennis.
02:20Mrs. Wilson is head of the community theater group.
02:23Ugh, darn it.
02:25Wow!
02:26And to think I'm the prop man.
02:28You're the what?
02:30Places, everybody!
02:32Break a leg, Mr. Wilson!
02:34With you back there, I probably will.
02:37Okay, kid, pull the curtain rope.
02:40You got it, mister!
02:42Ugh!
02:43No, not that rope!
02:47Yay!
02:48Whoa!
02:51Hey!
02:52Where'd you go, mister?
02:53Boy, he trusts me so much, he's leaving me on my own.
02:57Yay!
02:57Good job.
02:58Ha-ha!
02:59Hooray!
03:00Hooray!
03:00Hooray!
03:01Hooray!
03:02I wonder where my precious little granddaughter can be.
03:07Hark!
03:08I think I hear her coming now!
03:11That's my cue.
03:12Now make sure you bathe me in a baby blue spotlight.
03:15All right!
03:16Hooray!
03:17Baby spotlight.
03:19Let's see.
03:20It's got to be this baby-sized switch.
03:23Oh, my precious granddaughter.
03:26Let me take you into my arms.
03:30Yes!
03:31Come to me, grandfather!
03:33Nothing could keep me from you, my child!
03:40Nothing!
03:41Well, almost nothing!
03:45Grandfather!
03:47I almost forgot!
03:48I brought you your favorite pie!
03:51My favorite whipped cream pie?
03:54Let me have it!
03:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:58Shut that thing up!
04:00That is it!
04:05Whoa!
04:06Oh!
04:10Don't let them take me away, grandfather!
04:13Come!
04:14Let us escape together!
04:16Gee, Mr. Wilson.
04:18You're terrific!
04:19Never mind that.
04:20My costume change.
04:22Quick!
04:22Oh, sure, Mr. Wilson.
04:25Let's see.
04:26Dearest grandfather.
04:28So wise.
04:30So brave.
04:31So sensible.
04:33All right, my child.
04:36I'm dressed properly for the snow.
04:42Snow?
04:44Oh, my gosh.
04:45They need snow.
04:46Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:47Oh!
04:47Oh!
04:48Oh!
04:48Oh!
04:49Oh!
04:49Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:51Oh!
04:52Oh!
04:52Oh!
04:52Dearest!
04:54It's no use.
04:55Skip to the end.
04:57Then it's goodbye, dearest grandfather.
05:01Yes, my little alpine flower.
05:03I feel the lights going dim.
05:05Dim?
05:06I better make the lights brighter.
05:08I wonder if this lever is in.
05:10No!
05:11No, grandfather.
05:12You mustn't leave me.
05:14I will never leave you.
05:17Dennis Mitchell.
05:19Oh!
05:19Oh!
05:23Dennis Mitchell!
05:24Oh!
05:25Hi, Margaret.
05:27Is the show over?
05:28It certainly is.
05:30And thanks to you, so is my entire theatrical career.
05:34Gee, in that case, I'd better bring down the curtain.
05:37Boy, they really think you were great, Mr. Wilson.
06:03As we say in the theater, I think you broke a leg.
06:07Oh, I think I did, too, Dennis.
06:11I know I did.
06:37My mom said I should thank you for bringing us here.
06:45What did you say, Joey?
06:47My mom said...
06:49There!
06:52That's better.
06:53I believe that Joey was trying to communicate our sincerest appreciation for this opportunity to view your company's spacecraft division.
07:00Ah, well, you're very welcome, Joey.
07:02I hope you all enjoy the tour.
07:03Now remember, stay with me and don't wander off.
07:07Hey, Dad.
07:07What's this?
07:12Dennis, I told you not to wander off.
07:15What is this?
07:18That's a wind tunnel, Dennis.
07:21We use it to test how a spaceship will react to wind.
07:24That's real interesting, Mr. Mitchell.
07:36But what are those scientists telling Dennis?
07:40Dennis!
07:42Hi, Dad.
07:43Dennis!
07:43Dennis!
07:43I wonder what this does.
07:53Wow!
07:58If you don't let go of my feet, I'm going to hit you in the head with this spaceship.
08:05Dennis!
08:06Wow!
08:06Wow!
08:10Dennis!
08:11This is a centrifuge.
08:22We use it to test the G-force on the astronauts.
08:25Looks like a great ride.
08:27Let me try it.
08:28No, Dennis.
08:29No one is going to try this.
08:31But I will show you how it works.
08:35Once you are securely in the chair, the machine is turned on and...
08:39You mean like this?
08:41Hey!
08:43Yeah!
08:45Turn it on!
08:48Okay, Dad.
08:51Stop this machine!
08:53I'm getting sick!
08:56I believe this will deactivate it.
09:02I want to talk to you, Dennis.
09:05from this room we are able to track satellites all over the world can you drive them from here
09:18no joey we can't drive them from here what if they make a wrong turn well if they go off course
09:25and are in danger of damaging anything we can destroy them by pressing a destruct button
09:30is that what this is dennis don't touch that
09:33what did you do dad henry mitchell please report to the front office
09:46uh okay kids come with me
09:49hmm who turned this off
09:54now you kids wait here and i'll be right back unemployed but right back
10:01let's wait for my dad over there
10:09didn't your dad want us to wait over there oh he just wanted to make sure we'd wait somewhere in
10:18this place i'm going back there dennis fantastic gosh wow neat
10:26dennis do something or maybe don't do anything
10:37hey neat we're going to outer space
10:52i can't go to outer space i'm not even supposed to cross the street
10:57don't worry joey i'll get us home in no time what's this switch for
11:03dennis i don't think you should have done that
11:07hey we're floating i don't feel so good come on joey this is great
11:16nice work dennis you've turned off the artificial gravity
11:20my head is getting heavy dennis you're going to have to help me get down to turn the gravity on
11:26okay here goes
11:28hey what are you doing
11:31let's see activate artificial gravity
11:46whoa
11:48all i have to do is set our course and we'll be home in no time let me help you
11:54pb push that button over there you mean this one no not that one
12:07oh
12:11we're doomed
12:15hey joey look what i found a pedal
12:21phew that was a close one dennis you just sent us into hyperspace
12:26now i'm going to have to use the retro rockets to slow us down
12:30everyone hold on
12:40there that should do it
12:43now if you're finished playing dennis i'll turn the ship around and get us back
12:48you'd better hurry look
12:50huh
12:51what
12:53looks like trouble
12:55no it's a meteor storm
12:57and i forgot my glasses
13:00watch out i got it i got it
13:11i got it
13:14very good if i must say so myself
13:18that was fun wasn't it joey
13:20joey
13:22joey
13:23joey
13:24joey
13:26what you doing under there
13:28is it over yet
13:30i'm getting pretty good flying this ship
13:32my only complaint would be that it maneuvers so slowly
13:35slowly
13:36if this is slow i'd hate to see what fast is
13:40it's probably all this extra cargo we're carrying
13:43maybe this will help
13:45dennis no
13:48now you've done it
13:50that lever just dumped all of our extra fuel
13:52now we'll never make it back
13:54what are we gonna do
13:56i think i'm gonna cry
13:59if my coordinates are correct
14:01we should be very close to the moon
14:03i'll just have to land us there
14:06wow
14:07hear that joey
14:08we're going to the moon
14:10the moon
14:11mom doesn't even let me cross the street
14:14there it is
14:15the moon
14:24here we are
14:25are we really on the moon
14:27the moon
14:28it would appear that way dennis
14:34what's that
14:36maybe it's moon man
14:38there's no such thing as moon man
14:41maybe it's moon
14:44monsters
14:46man has proven that there is no life on the moon
14:49oh yeah
14:50then who's at the door
14:57they look just like earth people
15:12they're just like my dad
15:14They look just like my dad.
15:18Dennis!
15:20I don't understand this.
15:22I thought we landed on the moon.
15:24You were supposed to think that.
15:26You're in a space flight simulator.
15:30You mean we weren't really in outer space?
15:34No, Joey. You just thought you were.
15:37I must congratulate you young men on your handling of the ship.
15:41What did you think of it?
15:43Overall, I felt it was satisfactory.
15:46I do, however, have a few suggestions for improvement.
15:51I knew it was fake all along.
15:54Is that right? How would you know that?
15:57Because a ship this size would have needed enormous thruster capacity
16:01to achieve an escape velocity of 11.2 kilometers per second,
16:06or a little over 25,000 miles per hour.
16:11I think garage sales are ridiculous.
16:29Besides, we already have a garage.
16:32No, dear. A garage sale is where people sell a lot of things they don't need.
16:37To a lot of people who don't need them.
16:40Mom, can I spend my 50 cents here?
16:43It's your money.
16:44Oh, boy.
16:46Poor kid.
16:47He thinks he'll actually find something for 50 cents.
16:52Wow. This is perfect.
16:54Everything for 50 cents.
16:56What a neat-looking flute.
16:59What a neat-looking flute.
17:01A flute!
17:08Whoa!
17:18Oh!
17:19This is your idea of fun?
17:37It is mine.
17:49Dennis, did you put the cap back on the toothpaste?
17:56I sure did, Mom.
17:58Or was that yesterday?
18:08Please, Dennis, I'm trying to read.
18:21Goodness, Dennis, where do you get all that energy?
18:36I think it's from the peanut butter cookies.
18:40I had to ask.
18:45Henry, would you please help dry the...
18:51How weird.
19:00Music helps people relax.
19:02I hope Mr. Wilson's not relaxed yet.
19:06Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
19:09I came over to play my flute for Mr. Wilson.
19:13How sweet.
19:15Mr. Wilson is having lunch now.
19:17Why don't you play it for me?
19:19Sure thing.
19:21Martha, you put too much garlic in the sauce again.
19:32What is that awful noise?
19:34I should have known.
19:38Dennis came by to play his flute for you.
19:45Isn't that thoughtful?
19:47Thoughtful would be staying home.
19:51Now, George, you listen to Dennis play while I finish dusting.
19:57I can't even relax and enjoy my lunch.
20:02My flute will help you relax, Mr. Wilson.
20:04You'll see.
20:05You'll feel like you're floating on air.
20:08That's enough, Dennis.
20:09That thing's giving me a headache.
20:10Yo!
20:11What happened, Mr. Wilson?
20:13What does it look like?
20:22I tripped on the rug.
20:25Oh no!
20:26Not again!
20:28No!
20:29Oh, no, not again.
20:35No!
20:38Dennis, stop playing that thing.
20:40My nerves can't take it.
20:46Yeah, I can see you're all perspired.
20:49Look, Dennis, I'll tell you what.
20:51I'll give you a dollar for that flute.
20:54That wouldn't be fair, Mr. Wilson.
20:56Okay, how about three dollars?
20:58But that's not fair.
21:01All right, five dollars.
21:03And that's my final offer.
21:08Wow, five dollars.
21:11And I was gonna sell it to you for 50 cents.
21:14For 50 cents?
21:16Oh, boy.
21:17Now I've got enough money to buy a drum.
21:20A drum?
21:22Oh, no, what have I done?
21:25No, Dennis!
21:26Wait!
21:27Come back!
21:28Doors wanna sell it?
21:29Oh, boy.
21:30You've got me, man.
21:31I'm ready for a drum.
21:32Oh, boy.
21:34Hey.
21:35Oh, boy.
21:36Oh, boy.
21:37Yeah, man.
21:38No, boy.
21:39Uh, boy.
21:40Oh, man.
21:41Oh, boy.
21:42Yeah, man.
21:43Oh, boy.
21:44Now it was okay.
21:45I'd describe it.
21:46Oh, boy.
21:47Oh, boy.
21:48Oh, boy.
21:49You're so good.
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