00:00.
00:30Oh, my God.
01:00When does the movie start?
01:18We're not here to see a movie, Dennis.
01:20This is an opera house.
01:23Opera? What's opera?
01:30Why the weird get-ups?
01:38Is it somebody's birthday?
01:39It's an opera, Dennis.
01:41In an opera, they tell the story by singing.
01:46Why?
01:47Don't they want us to know what they're saying?
01:50Arrgh!
01:53Dumb opera.
01:54What's that big lady yelling about?
02:10Shh!
02:14When you watch Cowboy Bob, you know what's going on.
02:17What they need out there is somebody that speaks English
02:41and who can tell them a good story.
02:43Now, listen, everybody.
02:52That lady's singing about Cowboy Bob,
02:54who she's crazy about.
02:56Only Cowboy Bob ain't here
02:57because he's in Dodge City fighting the Dalton Gang.
03:03And now she's singing about how hungry she is
03:06and how much she'd like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
03:09Dennis!
03:10Come down here right now!
03:16But I gotta tell them the story first.
03:18And now she's singing about her dog,
03:35whose name is Rock, and he's a great dog,
03:37and he's lost, and she's wondering where he is.
03:41Dennis!
03:42Dennis!
03:45Come down here!
03:47Ow!
03:48And now she's singing about her next-door neighbor,
03:55Mr. Wilson,
03:56who's a great guy,
03:58even if he does yell an awful lot.
04:00Ow!
04:00Ow!
04:00Ow!
04:01Ow!
04:01Ow!
04:02Ow!
04:02Ow!
04:03Ow!
04:04Ow!
04:05Ow!
04:06Ow!
04:07Ow!
04:08Ow!
04:09Ow!
04:10Ow!
04:11Ow!
04:12Ow!
04:13Ow!
04:14Ow!
04:15Ow!
04:16Ow!
04:17Ow!
04:18Ow!
04:18Ow!
04:18Ow!
04:20Ow!
04:25Can't see nothing from up here.
04:27I'll just move this light.
04:29Ow!
04:29Ow!
04:30Ow!
04:30Ow!
04:31Ow!
04:32Ow!
04:33Ow!
04:33Ow!
04:34Ow!
04:35Ow!
04:35Ow!
04:36Ow!
04:36Ow!
04:37Ow!
04:37Ow!
04:39Ow!
04:40Ow!
04:42anyway, and...
04:43You keep yelling like that,
04:49you're gonna get a sore throat.
04:52Dennis!
04:52Hi there, boy.
05:12Wanna give me a ride?
05:22Huh?
05:23Oh!
05:27Look out! Look out!
05:29I'm out of here!
05:30Watch it!
05:32She just said she's glad y'all came out to watch her sing,
05:35and she hopes you'll come back tomorrow.
05:37Only she'll sing in English next time.
05:44Bravo!
05:45Bravo!
05:46Bravo!
05:48Bravo!
05:49Bravo!
05:50Bravo!
05:52Bravo!
05:53Bravo!
05:53Bravo!
05:54Bravo!
05:55Take a bow, kid.
05:57It's your night.
05:58Opera's not so dumb, if you do it right.
06:06Opera's not so dumb, if you do it right.
06:09You do it right.
06:19London, England.
06:21Boy, what a city.
06:22You can just feel all the history.
06:24History?
06:25History?
06:26Does that mean I'll have to do homework?
06:28No, dear.
06:30Only your dad has to work.
06:32You and I are on vacation.
06:34Oh, boy!
06:35Then can we go to London Bridge?
06:37It's in Arizona now, son.
06:38But look.
06:39There's Piccadilly Circus.
06:46Some circus.
06:47I don't see one elephant.
06:49One elephant.
06:56Whoa!
06:57Whoa!
06:58Yeah!
06:59Yeah!
07:00Ah!
07:01Fuck!
07:02Ah!
07:03Ah!
07:04Boy, they sure drive weird around here.
07:07That was close.
07:10Look, son, there's Big Ben.
07:12I don't see anybody big.
07:18Big Ben is that clock on the Parliament Tower.
07:22It's one of the most famous landmarks in England.
07:25There's Buckingham Palace.
07:27That's where the Queen of England lives.
07:31See you after your conference, dear.
07:33Bye, Dad!
07:34And son, no pets in the palace.
07:38Gee wits!
07:39What's a kid supposed to do for entertainment, then?
07:42See you!
07:47Hiya!
07:50Dennis?
07:51Gee, this guy must be deaf.
07:53Don't.
07:54I said, hi!
08:02Dennis, he's not deaf.
08:04He's just not allowed to talk or move.
08:06It's the rules.
08:07In that case, maybe he won't mind babysitting my pets.
08:11Since they're not allowed in.
08:13Yes, dear.
08:14Pets?
08:16My roommate's not užないとき.
08:19I'm not allowed to talk to them, but it's not not allowed.
08:20I'm not allowed to talk to them.
08:21I'll have to talk to them.
08:22I've been reading a bit more.
08:24I've been reading a lot of this.
08:25I'm not allowed to talk about.
08:26Can you see where the dog is the dog is the dog?
08:27Do you see where the dog may be?
08:28It's the dog is the dog that the dog is the dog?
08:29Hey, I thought those guys were supposed to stand still.
08:54Boy, the English sure are strange.
08:59And here is the Queen's gallery, which houses the royal collections.
09:06You mean the Queen collects these?
09:13Gee, I forgot to leave them with the guards.
09:19Perhaps we should take a look at the mews where we keep the royal coaches.
09:29Is that one?
09:35Yes, as a matter of fact.
09:38Dennis?
09:40Dennis!
09:44Oh!
09:45Oh, boy!
09:53That's more like it!
09:56Wow!
09:58That was the suit of King George III.
10:01It weighs a hundred pounds and...
10:03Ouch!
10:04...took hours to put on and take off.
10:07Gee, he must have hated taking baths worse than me.
10:10What's this for?
10:11Don't touch that!
10:18Wow!
10:18A secret door!
10:20This castle is neat!
10:23Wait!
10:23Wait!
10:30Hmm.
10:31I wonder what's in here.
10:34Oh!
10:35Hi!
10:38Oh!
10:39My goodness!
10:41Do you live here, lady?
10:42Uh...
10:43Well, you could say so.
10:46Pretty neat castle.
10:47Kind of old-fashioned, though.
10:49Uh...
10:50Well, I suppose...
10:53Could I get a drink of water around here?
10:56The royal bath is right through there, but...
10:59Thanks!
11:00See ya!
11:00My, these young people!
11:04Always in such a hurry!
11:09Hi!
11:10She's a nice lady!
11:13Nice lady?
11:14Gee!
11:16That's the Queen!
11:17Hey, you!
11:19Oh, dear.
11:20The Prime Minister is due any minute.
11:22It's the Prime Minister.
11:35Oh, dear.
11:38Oh, my, my, my.
11:39Oh, dear, dear, dear.
11:40Oh, dear.
11:41Oh, dear.
11:41Oh, dear.
11:41Oh, dear.
11:41Oh, dear.
11:42Oh, dear.
11:43Oh, dear.
11:44Nice.
11:44Wow, that looks like fun.
11:47Let me try.
11:49After him!
11:50Who was that boy?
11:58Geronimo!
12:04Is Excellency the Prime Minister to say in the treaty?
12:10Yahoo!
12:16Somebody close the window.
12:17Now, then, where's the treaty?
12:24Hey, mister.
12:26This castle is better than a circus.
12:28Why, you!
12:30Uh-oh.
12:31I think I'm interrupting something.
12:35Call the dogs!
12:37Stop it!
12:38Stop it!
12:39Stop it!
12:40Where?
12:41Where?
12:42Oh, where?
12:42Oh, where?
12:43Oh, where?
12:43Oh, where?
12:44Oh, where?
12:44Oh, where?
12:45Oh, where?
12:45Oh, where?
12:46Oh, where?
12:47Oh, where?
12:48Oh, where?
12:49Oh, where?
12:50Oh, where?
12:51Oh, where?
12:52Oh, where?
12:53Oh, where?
12:54Oh!
12:55Oh!
12:56Whoa!
12:57Oh!
12:58Yeah!
12:59Oh!
13:00Oh!
13:01Oh!
13:02Oh!
13:03Oh!
13:04You there!
13:05Geronimo!
13:06Who is this Geronimo chap, anyway?
13:08Urgh!
13:09Yahoo!
13:10Whoa!
13:11Whoa!
13:13Oh!
13:13Whoa!
13:14Whoa!
13:15Whoa!
13:16Oh!
13:17Oh!
13:18We're being attacked!
13:19Oh!
13:20Help!
13:21Oh!
13:22Oh!
13:22Oh!
13:23Boris!
13:24Oh!
13:25Oh!
13:25Did you hear?
13:26They're attacking the palace!
13:27Call Scoville Yard, call 007! We've got pandemonium up here!
13:33Dennis?
13:36Don't worry, ma'am. He's got to be around here somewhere.
13:41Let's just hope he doesn't go too far.
13:44Run for your lives! The palace is under attack from all sides!
13:49Oh, dear. Sounds like my Dennis.
13:52Oh!
13:58Hello. What's all the ruckus?
14:01Don't you know?
14:02I haven't a clue, actually.
14:07Aha! Now I have a clue. Footprints.
14:23Hmm. Useless clue.
14:28Which way did he go?
14:30You mean that funny man that was here?
14:33Could be, lad. All I know is he's extremely dangerous.
14:39Gee, he sounds scary. Whoever he is, I'm getting out of here.
14:44Stop him! There he goes!
14:49Go on, Dennis! Go on! Hurry up!
14:53Go on!
14:55Go on!
14:57There he is!
14:59Yeah, right!
15:01Go on!
15:03Come on!
15:05See ya!
15:06There he is!
15:07Go on!
15:09Come on!
15:10Come on, man!
15:11Come on, man!
15:14Excuse me, ma'am.
15:15Where'd you say the bathroom was again?
15:17Oh, hello there.
15:20It's my young visitor friend.
15:23Oh! Your Majesty! Sorry!
15:26You're the queen?
15:29Yes, I am.
15:31Wow!
15:33So nice to see you again, young man.
15:37Me too.
15:38Dennis Mitchell!
15:41Dennis Mitchell!
15:43Where have you been?
15:45Mom, you're not gonna believe this, but...
15:48Oh! My goodness! Your Majesty!
15:51You're right. I don't believe it.
15:54Such a pleasant lad.
15:56Reminds me of my own boys.
15:58Boys?
16:04Boy, Mom, you are sure right about England.
16:07This is the most fun I've ever had.
16:09I'll be out in about five minutes.
16:27You boys just wait here and don't get into any mischief.
16:31We won't, Mom.
16:33What kind of weird door is that?
16:36It's a revolving door.
16:38Watch how neat it is.
16:42Whoa!
16:44Oh, fun!
16:46Wow! I gotta try that!
16:49Whee!
16:51This is fun!
16:52Uh-oh!
16:54Hey! What happened?
16:56Uh-oh!
16:58It's stuck.
17:00Don't panic, Joey. We'll get you out.
17:02Good gracious, what's going on here?
17:05Put another quarter in, mister. I want to go around again.
17:08This is not a carnival ride. Now, come out of there this instant.
17:11Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
17:13Whoa! Whoa!
17:15Whoa! Whoa!
17:17Whoa! Whoa!
17:19Whoa! Whoa!
17:21Where did he come from?
17:24Whoa!
17:25Whoa!
17:26Whoa!
17:28Whoa!
17:30Whoa!
17:32Whoa!
17:33Where did he come from?
17:36It's okay, mister. He's with me.
17:38And where did you come from?
17:41I'm with him. I'm also here with my mom.
17:46Quick! What's her name?
17:48She's got three of them.
17:50Alice, Mom, and Mrs. Mitchell.
17:53Will Mrs. Alice Mitchell please come to the main entrance?
17:56What's that unearthly sound?
17:57It sounds like an enemy attack. I'm getting out of here!
18:13I'm getting out of here!
18:14I'm getting out of here!
18:18Voila!
18:19Five hours of work, but it is worth every moment of it.
18:27My creation!
18:28Please, I beg of you, make him stop.
18:40You make him stop.
18:42You're the one standing on his tail.
18:45Help!
18:47Help!
18:49Help!
18:50No, no!
18:51Don't panic!
18:52It was only a dog!
18:54Out of the way, Buster!
18:56No!
18:58And I thought our Christmas sale was rough.
19:04What's going on?
19:05The Royals!
19:08The Royals!
19:14Yeah, great dancing.
19:16This is a nightmare!
19:18How did this ever happen?
19:20Well, you see, Joey here got stuck in the revolving door, and then...
19:24Never mind.
19:26Don't repeat it!
19:30Okay, what's going on here?
19:32Howie Fowler, this is for emergency cases only.
19:38Oh, dancing without a license for a floor show.
19:44This is gonna go real rough on you.
19:55Listen up, everyone. This is the police talking.
19:59Never mind the police. Get us some lawyers.
20:03Dennis, do grown-ups always act this way?
20:06Yeah, Joey. I'm afraid this is what you and I have to look forward to.
20:11Dennis, Joey, are you all right?
20:14I guess so. We're the only ones left standing.
20:17Are you Mrs. Mitchell?
20:19Why, yes, I am.
20:21Then you're the one responsible for bringing this... this monster into the world.
20:27Now, just a minute, sir.
20:35He's flipped out! Grab him!
20:39I got it! Here's my leg! Let go!
20:42Come along, pal. You'll have a real good time at the funny farm.
20:49Ooh, I like farms. I hope they have a dog there. We can howl at the moon together.
20:56Ow!
21:02Dennis, why are they taking that man away?
21:05Because he went and lost his marbles.
21:07Oh, no! I once lost a whole bag of marbles.
21:11No, Joey! Not that kind of marbles! Wait!
21:14Joey, come back! You don't understand!
21:18Wait, Joey! Wait up!
21:23Wait, Joey, wait up!
21:25Wait, Joey! Wait up!
21:57Cookie Charge!
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