The Bernie Mac Show is a beloved comedy series that showcases Bernie Mac’s unique humor, sharp wit, and unforgettable storytelling 😂🔥 When Bernie and his wife take in his sister’s three children, everyday family life turns into hilarious chaos. Packed with heart, laughs, and life lessons, this sitcom remains a fan favorite and a television classic.
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00:17Oh, did you sign Brianna's permission slip to the Autry National Center?
00:20Baby, you know, I always dedicate all my time to the kids every day.
00:25Can we go ride our bikes?
00:27Do I have to get up?
00:29No.
00:30All right, we'll stay on the sidewalk.
00:31Don't forget your helmets.
00:33Yeah, don't forget your helmets.
00:35America, when I was growing up, I didn't have a helmet, and you didn't either.
00:40And look at us.
00:41We're fine.
00:42I'll tell you when they need a helmet, when they're getting your doggone nerve.
00:46Uncle Bernie, get me.
00:47Uncle Bernie, can I get?
00:48Uncle Bernie, can I have?
00:51Boy?
00:58Uncle Bernie, can I have a helmet?
01:01No.
01:01I can't.
01:01I can't.
01:03I can't.
01:06I can't.
01:08I can't.
01:10I can't.
01:16I can't.
01:19I can't.
01:29This is our future.
01:30Y'all keep patronizing these little things, yeah?
01:33They're gonna run the world. We're doomed.
01:36She's afraid.
01:37Of what?
01:38You got the girl already wearing a helmet,
01:40mosquito pellet, sunscreen, knee pads.
01:44You got the girl so sheltered,
01:45when it comes time for her to go out in the real world,
01:47she ain't gonna be able to handle it.
01:48And that ain't good, baby.
01:49She's only eight years old.
01:51Wanda, she's eight years old.
01:53She'd had time.
01:54When I was eight years old, working two jobs.
01:56Doing what?
01:57Bootle gonna run in the numbers.
01:58Why are you lying?
02:00First of all, it ain't about me.
02:01It's about you baby and baby girl.
02:03That's the lie.
02:04You got the girl so overprotected and so sheltered,
02:06you gotta figure she gonna be a child her whole life.
02:08You already gotta figure she gonna live in the basement
02:10at 35 years of age,
02:11and I'm telling you right now, baby,
02:13it ain't gonna happen.
02:14So you're gonna prevent all of that
02:16by taking off her training wheels?
02:19It's a start.
02:20Oh.
02:21Yeah.
02:23I'm afraid, Uncle Bernie.
02:25Don't be afraid, sweetheart.
02:26Oh my gosh, I won't let go.
02:28You promise?
02:28I promise.
02:29Look, this is your Uncle Bernie, okay?
02:31Come on.
02:32You can do it.
02:33Come on.
02:33Steady.
02:34Steady.
02:34Steady.
02:35Steady.
02:35Come on, come on.
02:36Come on, baby.
02:37Come on.
02:38Come on, come on.
02:38You got it.
02:39You got it.
02:40Yeah!
02:41Yeah!
02:41Yeah!
02:43Yeah!
02:43How's that going around?
02:44Babe girl.
02:47Come on baby.
02:52Oh lord.
02:54Oh, let me see you.
02:57Oh, come here.
02:59Give your uncle a hug.
03:02Oh, how are you doing?
03:11Come here.
03:13Why does she have to look at me like that?
03:16Don't you look at me like that either, America.
03:19I told baby girl I would be with her the whole time, and I was.
03:23I was with her when she fell.
03:25I was with her in the emergency room.
03:27I'm with her right now to mash up the food like the doctor said.
03:41This should do it right here.
03:45Yummy.
03:50Okay, sweetheart, here you go.
03:51I got your favorite, baby.
03:53Spaghetti and meatballs and your own crazy straw.
04:12What's that?
04:13She said, why'd you let go?
04:16How do you understand her?
04:18She's my sister.
04:20Sweetie, would you like your uncle to blend up something else?
04:23No.
04:24No.
04:25Okay, yeah, we got that.
04:26And, sweetie, try not to talk with a broken jaw.
04:29Hairline fracture.
04:30That's what the doctor said.
04:31One out of a million chances of that happening like that.
04:34She's wearing that doggone helmet.
04:35The doctor said that might have made it worse.
04:37No, he didn't.
04:38You ain't no jaw doctor.
04:40You ain't no jaw doctor.
04:44How does he Ahora do that?
04:47I don't know.
04:52No, I haven't.
04:55I don't know.
05:03I don't know.
05:07I don't know.
05:36Okay, okay, okay, just sit tight.
05:37All right, slow down, baby girl, okay?
05:41What?
05:43Is there something in school?
05:45Your homework?
05:47Lunch time?
05:49What?
05:53Oh, okay, okay, baby girl, just sit tight.
05:54We'll see Nessa, okay?
05:55Just sit tight, all right?
05:59All right.
06:00I know, I know.
06:02I've been hearing you, I hear you, I hear you.
06:04Would you please, baby girl?
06:05Nessa!
06:07Nessa!
06:08What?
06:09Nessa, come in right quick.
06:11She been mumbling like this all the way home.
06:12Come here, come tell me what the heck she talking about.
06:19What's she saying?
06:20She says she can't go on her school field trip
06:22because her jaw is broken.
06:24Hair line fracture.
06:30What else?
06:31What else?
06:32What else she talking about?
06:32She says that it's all your fault and she hates you.
06:36And the only way she's ever gonna forgive you is if you get me a nice leather jacket.
06:43Oh, stop it.
06:45You trying to profit from your sister's pain.
06:48You scandalous.
06:49It's not as bad as breaking a little girl's jaw.
06:55Hair line fracture.
06:57It was a freak accident.
06:58I'm not responsible.
07:00But I tell you one thing, I like to break her jaw.
07:05DCFL.
07:06They're gonna be back.
07:08Uh, Mr. Cooley's gonna be back.
07:09You watch what I tell you.
07:11And I'm gonna catch a case.
07:13Mr. Cooley!
07:15Mr. Cooley!
07:21She was fine last week.
07:23You know what happened?
07:23What happened, Mr. Mac?
07:25Her jaw's broken.
07:26No, it's not.
07:27Plus, she can still walk.
07:29For the time being, Brianna is a special needs student and we cannot assume the risk
07:34of taking such a student off campus without a special needs chaperone.
07:38Our insurance won't cover it.
07:40We'll get a chaperone.
07:42We rely on parent volunteer.
07:44You see?
07:46These are real money.
07:46We're all parents.
07:48Mr. Mac, if you would like to volunteer as a chaperone, I know Brianna would enjoy the
07:53museum just as much as the other children.
07:55If you would volunteer as a chaperone.
07:59Mr. Mac?
07:59Huh?
08:00I was looking at the lovely house over there.
08:02How long have they been built over there?
08:03Lovely.
08:03I don't know.
08:04Uh, Mr. Mac, the children are the important thing here at Wellington.
08:08And if you would like to volunteer to be a part of this wonderful and educational
08:12field trip to the museum, why, I know Brianna would enjoy it as would the rest of
08:16the children.
08:17I never knew those homes were over there.
08:20Nice talk to you, Mr. Mac.
08:21Good to see you, Mr. Mac.
08:22Okay.
08:24Guess who's going to the Audrey National Center, America?
08:27That's right.
08:28Bernie Mac.
08:29And you know what?
08:30Next year, baby girl going to public school.
08:32They don't go nowhere.
08:34They ain't even got books.
08:35Now that's my kind of school.
08:37Field trips for them was finding a water fountain that worked.
08:41Huh.
08:42That's real.
08:42That's a struggle.
08:44That's a strength.
08:45Yeah.
08:48Now who here wants to help fight the war against terrorism?
08:51I don't know.
08:52Me.
08:53Me.
08:53Good.
08:55Because every year, the President's Council on Fitness asks America's gym teachers to
09:00make sure this country's children are fit and fightin' ready.
09:04Now today, the President of the United States asks you to do 100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups, 100.
09:13Jordan, what happened to your arm?
09:15Well, it was just a little break, but I still want to fight terror.
09:19I'm sorry, Jordan, I can't let you participate.
09:21Aw, but isn't that something I can do?
09:23Ah, it's just a little tender, though.
09:27I'm sorry, Jordan.
09:28Well, maybe I can help you.
09:29You know, carry your clipboard, keep track of the other kids.
09:34That's a great idea.
09:36You can help me make sure that no one here disappoints our President.
09:39Can I use your wiffle?
09:43Good morning, Mr. Mack.
09:44Hey, come on, baby.
09:45I brought Brianna and your other special needs kids.
09:50What if my mother cares?
09:51Yes, this is Brooke and Henry and Christopher and Jürgen.
09:58Oh, here.
09:59And here's your T-shirt, so we all know we're together.
10:02And here is your name tag.
10:04You're official.
10:06Thanks so much for volunteering.
10:07Aren't we gonna have fun today, kids?
10:09Yeah!
10:11Now, if you need anything, just ask Mr. Mack.
10:14Thanks so much again.
10:15See everybody there.
10:16Now, how does schools think they can't be responsible for the kids?
10:19But I can.
10:20I ain't got no insurance, America.
10:23You see what they're doing?
10:24They're taking advantage of my good heart.
10:31Let me see that now.
10:33Okay, let me see if I can understand what's going on here.
10:36How you doing, man?
10:37Do you have anything that don't have something that contains hydrogenetic fat, nut oils, whey powder, what they say, corn
10:48syrup, or pork?
10:51Those straws.
10:54Are you real funny, man?
10:56Real funny.
10:57Come on, sweetheart.
11:01Sweetheart, why your mother didn't pack you a lunch?
11:03She did.
11:04A gluten-free muffin with apple butter, which I can eat.
11:07Why not?
11:08Apples have pectin, which I'm allergic to.
11:11She gets confused sometimes.
11:13It's watch, I remember.
11:14Where's Henry?
11:15I don't know where he was.
11:17He went to the beach for two minutes.
11:19What?
11:22Sit down.
11:24Talk, Tony.
11:25Everybody stay right here.
11:27Put the brake on there.
11:32That was 30.
11:34Not by my count.
11:35What?
11:36Your form was awful.
11:37I mean, your arms were shaking, your elbows were out, and your butt was so high in the air.
11:41Tell you what.
11:42I'll give you credit for six.
11:44Six, but I...
11:46Drop down and give me 20.
11:49Any more talking, and there'll be 10 more for you.
11:58Can we go to the gift shop?
11:59We just left the gift shop.
12:01Really?
12:01Really.
12:01Listen.
12:02We're here to learn about the wets, and that's what we're gonna do, alright?
12:05I'm allergic to horses.
12:07Sweetheart, listen.
12:08It's just pictures.
12:09You're allergic to pictures, too?
12:11Can we go to the gift shop?
12:12Would you stop asking me about that doggone gift shop, son?
12:14I've gotta go to the bathroom.
12:16What?
12:18Oh, you ain't got no special bag or nothing on you, do you?
12:22You didn't lie.
12:28Sir.
12:28Yes, ma'am.
12:29The special bathroom is downstairs.
12:33You gotta be kidding.
12:39Oh.
12:42Okay.
12:44Alright.
12:45Come on, let's go.
12:50Thank you, Lord.
12:52Woo!
12:53Just one break.
12:54That's all I want in America.
12:56I'm telling these kids are special after all.
12:58Got a special elevator.
13:00Maybe I'll take one of them to the game with them.
13:05Where you going?
13:06You can't ride a horse, King.
13:08Hey, look who's on the field trip.
13:10Kids from some special school.
13:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:14That's right, baby girl.
13:15You tell them.
13:16Oh, look.
13:16Robot face hasn't learned how to talk.
13:19Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:20I think it's time for you kids to leave, okay?
13:23Let me sit down.
13:25Let me sit down.
13:25Let me sit down.
13:26Let me sit down.
13:27Look.
13:27Look.
13:27Turn around.
13:29What's wrong with you kids?
13:31Baby girl the only one speaking for you.
13:33She can't hardly talk.
13:34She'll get used to it because they never stop.
13:38No, they never stop if you let them just say anything they want to say to you.
13:41You kids just stop being so soft.
13:44Oh, my God.
13:46Boy, don't start no crying around here.
13:48I am not soft.
13:52What am I supposed to do?
13:53Stop petting them.
13:54Christopher?
13:57What's going on?
13:58You teasing me.
14:05Teasing?
14:06America, you saw.
14:08Did I?
14:09I ain't no way.
14:11I swear to God.
14:12And I didn't break her jaw either.
14:15It's a hairline fraction.
14:19She was riding her head in the seat.
14:21Her big ass just took off.
14:29I'm not saying it's good the boy was crying, but I am saying he needs to step up a little
14:33bit.
14:33Be a man.
14:35Mr. Mack, we have a policy at this school.
14:38Okay.
14:38Before any child speaks, they must ask themselves, is what I am about to say true, kind, and necessary?
14:48And if it doesn't meet those criteria, Mr. Mack, they shouldn't speak.
14:52Mr. Leftcourt, I ain't no damn child.
14:54Well, no one is too old to learn.
14:57Look, what I told the boy was true.
15:00He just can't keep letting these kids run over them.
15:02The real world ain't like Wellington.
15:05Okay, come on now.
15:06Mr. Mack, maybe, maybe, just maybe, Wellington can change the world.
15:11Oh, yeah, right.
15:12How's that working out for you?
15:13You tell me that, huh?
15:16In any event, a step in the right direction will be your apology to Christopher.
15:23What?
15:24Me?
15:25Apologize to eight-year-old kid?
15:27You crazy.
15:28An eight-year-old person.
15:29I'm not apologizing to no kid.
15:31He's a person.
15:32Let me tell you something.
15:33Eight-year-old ain't people.
15:35Now, I know children got their own feelings, but they have to learn their feelings don't mean anything around grown
15:41people.
15:42They need to know their place.
15:44I got a call from Christopher Campbell's mother.
15:47She said you upset him at the museum.
15:50And Mrs. Lefkoe told them to bring him by so you can apologize.
15:54What?
15:54I'm not apologizing.
15:55Bernie, you know how these Wellington people are about their children, okay?
15:58All they know is you said something and their child is upset.
16:02All you have to do now is just say, forgive me.
16:05All of this will blow over and they can go home.
16:08I'm not apologizing.
16:20I'm not apologizing for a doggone thing.
16:23You hear me apologize, America?
16:24Better new day of the week.
16:26America, stop treating your children like they're so damn fragile.
16:30Let me tell you something.
16:31The world is hard and fragile things get broken.
16:34That's why I treat these kids the way I do.
16:36I'm doing my job.
16:37And if Christopher's mother need me to tell her what her job is, well, let her come over.
16:42Shoot.
16:42Let her just come on over.
16:44Come on over, Christopher Mama.
16:47Come on over.
16:49Now you say so.
16:50No, I'm saying I didn't say it.
16:51I said it did.
16:51You got a nice kid.
16:52I would have been happy to go to the museum if I had known that the parent volunteer was
16:57so insensitive.
16:58Ms. Campbell, I'm not insensitive.
17:01I have three children of my own.
17:02You ask either one of them, they'll tell you how sensitive I am.
17:05You know, it's true.
17:07My Uncle Bernie felt it was his duty to go on that field trip, especially after he broke
17:12my little sister's jaw.
17:18Where are we going?
17:20Mmm.
17:24It's a hairline fraction.
17:26I was just, I mean, oof, I'm telling you.
17:29Nothing just like Ali and Frazier.
17:31Just pop.
17:32Right now.
17:35Shoeshine, boy.
17:36I mean, shoeshine, that's when you come here and work up.
17:40You know.
17:41You're soft, boy.
17:43I don't know nothing about that, boy.
17:45I don't know nothing about that, boy.
17:46How do you slip it in?
17:47I'll go see Brad.
17:49I bet he won't apologize.
17:50I don't know.
17:51They don't look like the kind of people who'll let it go.
17:54Mm-hmm.
17:58I'm gonna go change my sheets.
17:59You'd rather change your sheets than-
18:01You heard me.
18:04So, who wants to play?
18:06You know, me and you've got a lot in common.
18:09I have my arm in a cast.
18:10Come on, I'll show you.
18:12Yep.
18:12It was awesome.
18:13I mean, are you some kind of an animal?
18:15Elizabeth.
18:16Man, you better talk to her.
18:17Just a minute.
18:18You brought this on yourself.
18:19I don't think anyone brings being called an animal on themselves.
18:23Look.
18:24You're not doing the kid no favor by making him think he can't stand up to the other kids.
18:27He's not like the other kids.
18:30Why not?
18:33Yeah.
18:35You're soft?
18:36That's all he said?
18:37He shouldn't talk to me like that.
18:39He talks to everybody like that.
18:41I mean, when I first came, I was soft too.
18:44I know it's hard to believe looking at me now, but he was always saying stuff like,
18:49Boy, quit crying and you run like a French girl.
18:52In between you and me, who really knows how a French girl runs?
18:57What do you think I should have done?
19:00Well, next time a kid's bothering you, you just roll up to him and bam!
19:04You're a quick wheelie and hit him in the pebbles.
19:06And then when he's on the floor, you look down and you say,
19:09I guess you couldn't roll with the punches.
19:12Bullies hate puns.
19:14And then run over his hand.
19:16Christopher, we're leaving.
19:18What's wrong with your arm?
19:19Where is your chair?
19:20What kind of house is this?
19:23It's okay, Mom.
19:25Jordan's showing me how to use my chair against bullies.
19:28You know, running for arms and legs, stuff like that.
19:32Oh, and this cast isn't real.
19:34It's just something Jordan used to say, get out of gym.
19:39Oh, you real slick, huh, Jordan?
19:42I'm going to give you some exercise to lay down while you run away from this belt.
19:44You understand me?
19:46Mr. Mac, I shouldn't have cried at the museum.
19:50You don't worry about that.
19:52You see what you're doing right now?
19:54You're taking responsibility.
19:55You're acting like a man.
19:56That's all I ever wanted.
19:57You understand that?
19:59Uh-huh.
20:00See, when you all grow up, man, you all going to have a lot of bumps and bruises.
20:03When you fall, you just pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and you start all over again.
20:09Are you ever going to be a shepherd again?
20:14Um...
20:15We'll see, son.
20:16Look at that, America.
20:17All that boy needed was somebody to show him the way.
20:21Teach him how to stand up for himself.
20:23And guess what?
20:24That somebody was Jordan.
20:25And I told Jordan.
20:27Oh, y'all saw him when he first got here, always crying and whining and peeing on himself.
20:32The boy was nasty.
20:33And now, well, he's better.
20:38So, America, I'll see you next week.
20:44The future of our world.
20:47Come here.
20:48Come here, y'all.
20:49Y'all got to see this.
20:51Come here.
20:52Hurry up!
20:54Hurry up.
20:55Come here.
20:56She coming.
20:58She coming.
21:07See it?
21:09Two for two.
21:15She in my car.
21:17Cut the camera off.
21:21A step in the right direction will be your apology to Christopher.
21:26What?
21:27Me?
21:28Apologize to eight-year-old kid?
21:30You crazy.
21:31An eight-year-old person.
21:33I don't care what he is.
21:34I'm not apologizing to no eight-year-old kid.
21:36Person.
21:37Person.
21:37Not a kid, not a child.
21:38A person just like you.
21:40Just smaller.
21:41He's a...
21:41You crazy.
21:43Okay?
21:44Cut.
21:44What?
21:44That's a very bad attitude to take, Mr. Crack.
21:46Well, you know.
21:46It's very negative.
21:47I had no far.
21:49I...
21:50What?
21:51Please.
21:51No.
21:53No.
21:54No.
21:55No.
21:56No.
21:57No.
21:57No.
21:58No.
21:59No.
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