Bring back the laughs and chaos with Dennis the Menace: The Animated Series, the classic cartoon about a mischievous boy whose playful curiosity and endless energy always land him in hilarious trouble. From testing Mr. Wilson’s patience to turning everyday life into wild adventures, Dennis shows that childhood is full of fun, comedy, and a little bit of mayhem. With colorful animation, lighthearted humor, and timeless family fun, Dennis the Menace remains a nostalgic favorite for generations. 😅🏠✨ #DennisTheMenace #ClassicCartoon #CartoonComedy #90sCartoonVibes #CartoonThrowback #FamilyCartoons #AnimatedLaughs #CartoonLegends #RetroCartoons #CartoonFun #SlapstickToons #DennisAndMrWilson
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00:00Yes, my good people, it is the first day of spring, a time when all of life begins anew, a time when change is all round us, when the caterpillar becomes the butterfly, the robin's egg a chirping bird, and yes, brethren, it is time for us all to change as well, to see beyond one another's human failings, to exalt in this glorious brotherhood,
00:29and sisterhood of new life, and though we walk in the valleys and shadows, the straight and the narrow might be hard to traverse, we must first reach out and clasp the hands of our brothers and sisters, lest we weaken along the way and perish by the wayside, yet as I wander through this veil of tears,
00:52and look at all those smiling, happy faces that will lift me to the mountaintop and show me the beatific glory and splendor of eternal beatitudes.
01:05Dennis Mitchell, you behave.
01:06My heart, thanks for joy, and so, my good brethren, what more can I say?
01:14How about amen?
01:16What? What did I say? He asked.
01:25Oh, I tell you, I love this old house in the springtime, Martha.
01:30I'm king of my castle, master of all I survey.
01:34Well, your highness, I'm afraid the milk needs cleaning, the turrets need painting, and the storm windows aren't taking down.
01:43But, Martha, it's Sunday morning, the one hour a week I can enjoy in peace, knowing Dennis is safely away at church.
01:52What?
01:53Oh, no, he's back early.
01:55They must have kicked him out of church.
01:56Quick, out of sight before he decides to spend the day here.
02:03Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
02:04Bye, Mrs. Wilson.
02:05Boy, I bet they're going to make me sit in that corner until I'm old enough to shave.
02:12What did you do, Mr. Wilson?
02:14Well, yeah, nothing, Dennis.
02:17I'm doing some spring cleaning.
02:19I can help you.
02:20Hey, wait.
02:22I can move in with you.
02:23No, you're going to top me.
02:27Dennis Wilson, think of it.
02:29I'll live upstairs, and...
02:31Whoops.
02:31Sorry, George.
02:33Dennis won't be bothering you anymore today.
02:36Good thing, because I'm busy, busy, busy today, Mitchell.
02:39I've got...
02:40Oh, Martha!
02:46You mark my words, Dennis.
02:48Huh?
02:49There are going to be some changes around here, starting today.
02:52I got a feeling it's going to be one of those days where nothing goes right, Ruff.
02:56Hi, Dennis.
03:09Are you in trouble again?
03:11Boy, I tell you, it's times like these I wish I was an Eskimo.
03:16Why?
03:17Ever see an igloo?
03:19They don't have corners, Joey.
03:21Think about it.
03:23Yes.
03:24Today?
03:25Sunday?
03:26Well, sure.
03:27See you at two, then.
03:28Oh, Henry.
03:30A1 Realty wants me to start working part-time today.
03:33But, dear, I have a golf game with the boss this afternoon.
03:36Who'll watch Dennis?
03:38If I'm going to begin working, maybe Mrs. Galagli will take him.
03:41She's the only daycare open Sundays.
03:43Mrs. Galagli's daycare?
03:46Whoa.
03:47Dennis, know what I heard about Galagli's?
03:50A couple of years ago, the Gunders and Triplets went to her place.
03:55Joey, the Gundersen's are only twins.
03:58Sure.
04:00Now.
04:01Oh, better give me a look at that cone, Joey.
04:05I'm feeling a little bit dizzy.
04:07Oh, this one's for Margaret.
04:10You bought Margaret an ice cream cone?
04:14That's kind of what I came to talk to you about.
04:17She's been real nice to me lately.
04:20Joey, get a grip.
04:22This is Margaret we're talking about.
04:24My Joey lies over the ocean.
04:27My Joey lies over the sea.
04:31My Joey lies over the ocean.
04:34Oh, bring back my Joey to me.
04:36Hi there, Joey.
04:39Hello, Dennis.
04:41Oh, here.
04:42Ruff almost ate your ice cream, Margaret.
04:44But I got it back.
04:45Oh, Joey.
04:47Vanilla fudge ripple.
04:49My favorite.
04:51Nah, it's chocolate.
04:53The white part's mostly dog hair.
04:56Oh.
04:56Well, it's the thought that counts.
05:02You could use my handkerchief.
05:04See how considerate Joey is, Dennis?
05:07I only killed one bug with it so far.
05:10Oh!
05:11What?
05:12It was yesterday.
05:13Yes, well, no matter.
05:17How would you like to go and see my hair ribbon collection, Joey?
05:20After, I'll bake you some chocolate chip cookies.
05:23Cool.
05:24Later, Dennis.
05:25Much later, Dennis.
05:27Joey, wait!
05:28Think frogs.
05:29Think soda burps.
05:30Think whoopee cushions.
05:32Margaret hates that stuff.
05:35Boy, what is going on today, Ruff?
05:47Why do things have to change, Mom?
05:49Why do I have to be in Glogglies?
05:52There's babies in here.
05:54Try to make friends, Dennis.
05:57I'll be back at 3 o'clock.
05:59The time will fly by.
06:00You'll see.
06:03I can't believe this is happening.
06:05Hi, I'm Melvin.
06:07You're going to be my best friend.
06:09Why?
06:10Because no one else will play with me.
06:12I just threw up in my lunchbox.
06:14Want to see?
06:15Mom!
06:16Nice to meet you, Melvin.
06:20Maybe we should go play with the other kids.
06:23Ken, I threw up on them, too.
06:26Want to see a dance I made up?
06:28La, la, la, la!
06:30La, la, la, la, la!
06:33La, la, la, la, la!
06:34Cool.
06:37I'm going to get sick again.
06:39I've got to get out of here.
06:44Mrs. Gloggly!
06:46Mrs. Gloggly!
06:47The new kids climbing the tree!
06:51Hey, guys.
06:53Melvin has a lunchbox full of cookies for you.
06:57Cookies!
06:57Melvin, we want your lunchbox.
06:59Here we come!
07:01This changed stuff has got to stop.
07:05I've got to ask good old Mr. Wilson for some advice.
07:10He's the one thing I know will never change.
07:21I hate springtime.
07:25You're so fickle, George.
07:27This morning you loved it.
07:29Hmm, it's that old Chiseler Riley.
07:34How's it going, neighbor?
07:36Hmm?
07:37Ex-neighbor, you mean?
07:39While you sweatin' slave over your house,
07:41I just got a steal on a condo
07:43at Carefree Golden Gardens.
07:46It's the perfect retirement community, Wilson.
07:49You ought to come to the trial weekend.
07:51Come, have the time of your life.
07:53I'll tell them to put a prune banish in the microwave for you.
07:56He-he-he-he-he.
07:57You believe that, old coot?
08:00Give me one good reason
08:01why I'd ever want to leave our old neighborhood, Martha.
08:04One good reason.
08:06Mr. Wilson!
08:07Mr. Wilson!
08:09Never mind.
08:12I found it.
08:13Dennis, I don't have time to talk.
08:16But you're the only one I got left to talk to, Mr. Wilson.
08:19Dennis, make yourself useful.
08:21Turn on the vacuum.
08:22I assume this drainpipe is clogged.
08:24Sure thing.
08:36Dennis?
08:38Dennis?
08:39Why isn't that...
08:41Oh!
08:44Hey, Dennis!
08:46Wow!
08:49The baseball I lost last summer.
08:52Thanks, Mr. Wilson.
08:53Dennis Mitchell,
08:54what are you doing away from Galogly's?
08:57Uh-oh.
08:59I believe this belongs to you.
09:02That does it, Martha.
09:04Spring cleaning is over.
09:05We're going to Golden Gardens.
09:08And one day, my life has fallen apart.
09:12Mom started working.
09:13I'm going to Mrs. Galogly's daycare.
09:16And Joey started playing with girls.
09:20Now my best friend's moving,
09:22and my mom's helping him.
09:24Boy, enjoy your childhood, Ruff.
09:27It's great, but it sure goes by fast.
09:30I tell you nothing.
09:39It's like one day you know where all your crayons are,
09:42and suddenly, blammo.
09:44You wake up the next morning,
09:46and they cleaned out your whole toy chest.
09:48Why do grown-ups gotta change stuff on us kids all the time?
09:52I don't know what that means, but it sure sounds smart.
09:56Yeah, well, I guess you just have a different kind of wisdom.
10:00What's that mean?
10:02You're totally clueless, Melvin.
10:04Have a good day.
10:06Whoa!
10:14I don't like the idea of leaving here, George.
10:18All our friends are here.
10:20I want the life of Riley, Martha.
10:22The good life.
10:23The Golden Gardens takes care of everything for you life.
10:28Ruff, Mrs. Wilson doesn't want to leave.
10:31And I bet poor old Mr. Wilson just thinks he does.
10:35It's kind of like hot dogs at a barbecue.
10:38We always think we want another one.
10:41Then when we get it, we can never eat it.
10:46Nice job.
10:48Not now, Ruff.
10:50We got work to do.
10:53We got to keep Mr. Wilson from making the hot dog mistake, Ruff.
11:00Woo!
11:01Feel free to look around.
11:04I'll be with the Wilsons if you have any questions.
11:06This couple is very ready to buy.
11:09Hiya!
11:16I'm Dennis.
11:18I live over there.
11:20Yep.
11:21Me and the Wilsons are closer than you are to that seat.
11:24Oh!
11:25This thing works real good.
11:27As long as you don't make the mistake I did once.
11:31Never put anything in it bigger than a baseball.
11:33That makes the water come out of the dining room chandelier like a fountain.
11:40I could swear I hear Dennis.
11:43George, relax.
11:44I dropped Dennis back at Galagli's an hour ago.
11:47This place is a plumbing nightmare.
11:50Huh.
11:51Attic looks pretty sound, dear.
12:01Pretty neat attic, huh?
12:03Yep.
12:04I remember one day Mr. Wilson was up here cleaning it out.
12:09Me and Joey found some new ants for my ant farm.
12:15Cool ones with wings.
12:20We came to show them to Mr. Wilson.
12:24Whoa!
12:25Oh!
12:27Ouch!
12:28Ouch!
12:28We can never find them because they were hidden in all these holes.
12:42And the neat thing is, they make the sawdust whenever you need it.
12:47Want some?
12:47Oh!
12:48This house has termites.
12:50We don't need that kind of problem.
12:52That does it, Martha.
12:54I can't take any more of this.
12:55Looky-loos, traipsing through, peeking into everything.
12:59Pack your bags.
13:07We're gonna relax at that Golden Garden's trial weekend.
13:12Sell the house for whatever you can get, Alice.
13:15What?
13:16It didn't work.
13:17Mr. Wilson's still going.
13:21Joey, you're back.
13:23Now, the Vi got big news.
13:24Margaret and me are going steady.
13:27What?
13:28She gave me a friendship bracelet.
13:30How can you go steady, Joey?
13:33You don't even know what it means.
13:35Margaret told me.
13:37We have to hold hands at the movies,
13:39and we spend all our time together
13:41until we get old enough to get married.
13:43And where does that leave me?
13:46Oh, that's the best part, Dennis.
13:48You'll get to see me all the time, then.
13:50We're gonna live right here in the treehouse.
13:53No!
13:54You ran away from daycare two times in one day, Dennis.
14:01I had to take care of stuff.
14:03And you frightened off two buyers for the Wilson house.
14:07Dennis, what is going on?
14:09I don't like all this change stuff, Mom.
14:12I mean, how much is a guy supposed to take?
14:15I know it's gonna be a little hard getting used to my working part-time, Dennis.
14:19But disobedience and mischief are not acceptable ways to handle these changes.
14:23Well, I thought of moving to the North Pole first, but I'd miss Mr. Wilson.
14:30But now it doesn't matter, because he's gone anyway.
14:33I have one more family coming to view the Wilson house.
14:38Try to look on the bright side of things, Dennis.
14:42Dennis, we can visit Mr. Wilson at Golden Gardens.
14:45And you just may wind up with some very nice new next-door neighbors.
14:49Maybe she's right, Ruff.
14:53Maybe I'm taking all this change stuff too hard.
14:57These people might just be okay.
15:00You think?
15:01Oh, no!
15:04I want to see a dance I made up.
15:07La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
15:10La-la-la-la-la-la-la!
15:14It's that barfid!
15:16La-la-la!
15:17La-la-la-la-la-la!
15:22Am I feeling exactly, Ruff?
15:24Chewie, wait up! Where are you going?
15:33To Margaret's, for a tea party.
15:36What? She's baking a butt cake!
15:39You don't even know what a butt cake is!
15:42Okay, this calls for some drastic measures.
15:45Chewie, I'm doing this for your own good!
15:57Don't you see?
15:59Margaret's only paying attention to you to try to make me jealous!
16:03What?
16:07Hi, Margaret.
16:09Sorry Joey can't come to your tea party, but Melvin can.
16:13Show her your lunchbox, Melvin.
16:16Hi Margaret, do you like to dance?
16:20Ow!
16:21Ow!
16:23Hello Dennis, Margaret's not so bad sometimes.
16:28Yeah, I guess.
16:30How come we don't like her?
16:32Chewie, she's a girl.
16:34Well, when we're old enough to stop not liking girls,
16:38do you think it'd be okay to stop not liking her first?
16:42Sure.
16:43I guess so.
16:45We gotta stop good old Mr. Wilson from moving away!
16:55Mr. Wilson!
16:56Mr. Wilson!
16:58Hmm.
16:59The first thing we'll do when we move in is...
17:02Blacktop over this garden.
17:04It's...
17:04A murder on my allergies.
17:08What is that monstrosity?
17:13That's my treehouse.
17:15Hi, I'm Dennis Mitchell.
17:18I live over there.
17:20Where's Mr. Wilson?
17:21It's a...
17:22A child.
17:23And he lives right next door, Ridley.
17:27Hmm.
17:28We'll put up a block door.
17:30Lemonade!
17:30What?
17:41Move along, boys.
17:42I'm trying to sell my house today.
17:44You'll give the neighborhood a, uh...
17:46Well, a, uh...
17:48A, uh...
17:49Reputation.
17:50But, Mr. Wilson, those people want a blacktop over your garden.
17:55What?
17:55And put up a big wall.
17:57If I can't see in their bedroom window, how will I know when they get up in the morning
18:02so I can come over and duck donuts in their coffee with them, Mr. Wilson?
18:06Eh, well, we, we, we all have to make sacrifices for a better life, Dennis.
18:12My garden?
18:14Gone?
18:15But you need your garden, Mr. Wilson, to putter.
18:19I don't know what that is, but I know it always makes you not so grumpy.
18:22And you like to pick flowers for Mrs. Wilson and pretend you were just trimming them anyway.
18:28Oh, George, you're so romantic.
18:43Oh, dirt!
18:44Filth!
18:45Achoo!
18:48Ah!
18:49Be cool!
18:50Get that!
18:52Ooh, what?
18:54Ah!
18:56Oh, my heavens!
18:58Ridley!
19:00Why, you little scallywag, this is my best Armada Vinci suit!
19:06Guess you better get my frog out of your pocket, then, before your mother here hits the roof.
19:12Mother?
19:13Well, I never!
19:14What?
19:15You unpan that, boy, you, you, you garden wrecker!
19:20Why, George Wilson, I do believe you do care about Dennis.
19:25Yeah, well, I, I, I, I, nonsense, Martha.
19:30I'm the only one who can treat Dennis that way because he knows I don't mean it.
19:35Don't you, Dennis?
19:37Well, I'm pretty confused about everything right now, Mr. Wilson.
19:40Wilson, are you selling your house or not?
19:43Not to these persnickety pinch-faced poops I'm not.
19:50Why, I wouldn't live here if you gave me this dump, Wilson.
19:54I never!
19:55Of all the rude, ungrateful things.
19:58And I'm not selling it to anyone else, either.
20:02Yippee!
20:03This is our home, Martha.
20:05And this is where we belong.
20:08That's your home, Dennis, where you belong.
20:11Except when you want to visit.
20:14And, and call first.
20:15Always call first.
20:18Huh?
20:18Oh, George.
20:19Dennis, I didn't send you to your chair.
20:30Well, I knew you would when you heard what happened at Mr. Wilson's.
20:35The Wilsons called and explained.
20:37It's okay.
20:38You mean I'm not punished?
20:40That's the first good change I've had all day.
20:43Oh, boy.
20:44I love you, Mom.
20:46And I have a surprise.
20:48Your new friend from Mrs. Galagli's is here.
20:52La, la, la, la, la, la.
20:55La, la, la, la, la, la.
20:57La, la, la, la, la.
21:00Uh-oh.
21:01It's gonna happen again any minute.
21:03What is?
21:04Let's just say, I'd open Melvin's lunchbox for him if I were you.
21:09I know how this ends.
21:11It's gonna happen again any minute.
21:24Test time, listen.
21:26We're pregnant.
21:26Let's go.
21:28Let's start.
21:28operating in arms at Dallas.
21:29We're pregnant.
21:29Me will be pregnant.
21:30We're pregnant.
21:30It's not 인생.
21:30It's gonna happen again needs.
21:31We're pregnant.
21:31It's noterus of caring.
21:32We're pregnant.
21:33You're pregnant.
21:33We're pregnant.
21:34We're pregnant.
21:35We're pregnant.
21:37We're pregnant.
21:38We're pregnant.
21:39Big
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