Dennis ep1x24 (Clip-Joint Capers; Tanks for the Memory; Second Honeymoon)

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Join the mischief, laughter, and nonstop trouble with Dennis the Menace: The Animated Series, the timeless cartoon about a fun-loving boy whose good intentions always seem to end in hilarious disasters. Whether he’s testing Mr. Wilson’s patience, causing chaos in the neighborhood, or finding new ways to turn ordinary days into wild adventures, Dennis proves that being a kid is all about curiosity, energy, and a whole lot of laughs. With classic slapstick humor, heartfelt moments, and colorful animation, this series is pure family fun and a nostalgic favorite for every generation. 😅🏠✨ #DennisTheMenace #CartoonClassic #90sCartoonVibes #ToonThrowback #SlapstickToons #CartoonComedy #FamilyCartoons #NeighborhoodChaos #AnimatedTroublemaker #CartoonLegends #ClassicCartoonFun #DennisAndMrWilson #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation

00:30Dennis!

00:44Dennis!

00:47Dennis!

00:49Dennis!

00:54Dennis!

00:57Sit still, will you?

01:13I am sitting still.

01:15I'm talking to your colleague.

01:18I don't think it speaks English.

01:20That's all. You're finished.

01:23Where'd you get the cute puppy, Mr. Cavallini?

01:25It sure looks friendly.

01:28Friendly? That brood is vicious.

01:30That's why I rented him.

01:32We've been having lots of burglaries in the neighborhood.

01:36I'll bet he's just hungry.

01:38Here, fella. Want a nice sandwich?

01:41Forget it, Dennis.

01:42He's specially trained never to take food from strangers.

01:51He ate it.

01:52Sure. He knows I'm not a stranger.

01:54I only live three blocks from here.

01:58Besides, all dogs like peanut butter.

02:01Peanut butter?

02:02Yeah.

02:03And I put in some pickles and chocolate-covered marshmallows

02:06and tuna fish and a dash of chili for flavor.

02:11No wonder he looks sick.

02:12Hello, rent-a-watch dog.

02:24This is Cavallini's barber shop.

02:27You can come and get your attack dog.

02:29No, he's not attacking.

02:31He's having an attack.

02:33This really isn't necessary, Dennis.

02:38It's the least I could do after making that dog sick.

02:42Besides, Ruff is the best watchdog in the whole world.

02:46If you insist.

02:47But I doubt if any burglars will show up on Sunday.

03:01Okay, Dimbo.

03:03I'll hold a chisel.

03:04You swing the sledgehammer.

03:07All right, Johnny.

03:08I should have known better.

03:21As long as we're guarding the place,

03:23I may as well give you a shampoo.

03:29Don't complain.

03:30You're lucky it's not Mom doing it.

03:32She makes you wash behind the ears.

03:34Hmm, sounds like something's clogging the pipes.

03:45Just a little more.

03:47Come on, Dimbo.

03:50When will I ever learn?

03:54Okay, Dimbo.

03:55Help me get the door off.

03:57Come on, Giggs alone.

04:09That's enough.

04:11Let's blow this joint.

04:13But when is somebody safe to slave it?

04:16That's why we're going out to the barbershop next door.

04:20Gee, that sounds like giant termites.

04:22Wow!

04:23Those termites are even bigger than I thought.

04:27Hey, you guys aren't giant termites.

04:35No, we're, uh, wall inspectors.

04:38And this wall sure doesn't pass the test.

04:42Uh-huh.

04:51Hey, you're no wall inspectors.

04:54You're bank robbers.

04:57Sick of rock.

04:59Ah-ah!

05:00Oh, man, you're only foaming at the mouth.

05:06You bet he's mad.

05:07He hates crudges.

05:14Hey, honey, I can't see.

05:16Quit it!

05:17Hey, quit it!

05:19I can't see.

05:20You fellas don't mind if I borrow a quarter to call the police, do you?

05:36Be a guest.

05:38Sheesh.

05:39My shop!

05:46It's a total disaster.

05:48But at least we kept those crooks from stealing all your money.

05:51All my money?

05:56A dollar seventy-five.

05:59Dennis, how can I ever thank you?

06:02You could use us again next Sunday.

06:05Ruff loves being a watchdog.

06:07Don't you, Ruff?

06:11Oh.

06:12Dennis!

06:21Dennis!

06:22Dennis!

06:23Dennis!

06:23Dennis! Dennis! Dennis! Dennis, where are you?

06:44Where is that boy?

06:46Let's go to Arizona with the Mitchells, you said.

06:49Let's see the Grand Canyon, you said.

06:52Don't worry about Dennis, you said.

06:55Stop complaining, George. We've had a very pleasant trip.

07:00How? We spent half of it looking for Dennis.

07:04Ow!

07:05Sorry, Mr. Wilson. I didn't mean to knock that thing down on you.

07:09Dennis didn't mean it, dear.

07:12Dennis never means it.

07:15Dennis Mitchell. You come down here this instant.

07:19Oh, Mom, the view's great up this way. Right, Ruff?

07:23Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

07:25Dennis, come down here!

07:27I knew they were gonna say that.

07:30One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

07:39Ladies and gentlemen, friends and guests.

07:42My name is General Armstrong, and I'm pleased to welcome you all to the Fort Darrow Military Reservation.

07:49And I'm also pleased to introduce you to the Army's latest super weapon,

07:54the finest machine of its type ever built, the Wildcat Bat Tank.

07:59The Wildcat's command computer is so advanced it doesn't even need a crew.

08:28Is that correct, Wildcat?

08:31That is correct.

08:32Ooh!

08:34As you may guess, the Wildcat has passed all its field tests with flying colors.

08:40Dad, what's flying colors?

08:43Shh! Not now, Dennis.

08:45That concludes today's demonstration. I hope you enjoy the rest of your tour.

08:51Let's go, Ruff. I just gotta see those flying colors.

08:56Hoo-hoo-hoo!

08:57What is that boy doing?

09:10I wonder where they keep the flying colors.

09:14Please repeat the question.

09:16Who said that?

09:17I did.

09:18Who's I?

09:20Who's you?

09:21Where's you?

09:22One question at a time, please.

09:24I'm still working on flying colors.

09:27You come out of that box, whoever you are.

09:30I am a computer of superior intelligence, and I happen to like it in this box. Thank you.

09:37Sorry. Didn't mean to insult you.

09:40Apology accepted.

09:42Now as to your first question.

09:44Where do they keep the flying colors?

09:47That does not compute.

09:49Next question.

09:50I thought you were supposed to be real smart.

09:53Next question.

09:55Well, where could I get a triple scoop chocolate butterscotch mocha cone with almond nuts on top?

10:01The nearest location for such a concoction is Jamie's Malt Shop, downtown Tucson.

10:07Do you wish to travel there?

10:09Sure. Let's go.

10:11Come out of there, Dennis.

10:14You hear me?

10:15You come out of there before...

10:19Before...

10:20Something...

10:21Terrible...

10:22Happens!

10:23No!

10:24No!

10:25No!

10:28George Wilson!

10:29You come back here this instant!

10:32There must be something wrong with a tank's computer.

10:34It won't respond to the control device.

10:36I can't stop it!

10:38Somebody stop this thing!

10:40Don't blame me!

10:41Gee, Mr. Wilson.

10:42What are you doing up here?

10:43I don't blame me!

10:44Don't blame me!

10:45Gee, Mr. Wilson.

10:46What are you doing up here?

10:47I don't blame me!

10:48You!

10:49You!

10:50General, you've gotta stop that tank.

10:51It's got our buoy.

10:52I can't stop it.

10:53It won't respond to my orders.

10:55Oh, dear.

10:56My poor George.

10:59Will somebody tell me where this crazy thing is taking us?

11:02We are headed southeast to a location known as Jamie's Malt Shop.

11:05For a triple scoop chocolate butterscotch mocha cone with almond nuts on top.

11:09Which happens to be in downtown Tucson.

11:10Our route is as illustrated.

11:11That way?

11:12There?

11:13You can't!

11:14No!

11:15No!

11:16Not that way!

11:17Why can't we go that way, Mr. Wilson?

11:18Because we'll end up at the bottom of the Grand Canyon!

11:48Dennis, could you ask your nice computer friend to turn us around and head for home?

12:04Sure, Mr. Wilson.

12:06Don't you want a triple scoop chocolate butterscotch mocha cone with almond nuts on top?

12:12I'll survive without it.

12:14Please talk to the computer, Dennis.

12:16Pretty please.

12:18Say, Mr. Computer, could you turn us around now?

12:21We want to go back.

12:23No.

12:23No!

12:25I have been ordered to travel to Jamie's malt shop, and that is where I'm going, and that's that.

12:31But!

12:32And don't try to talk me out of it.

12:36If that darn computer won't listen to us, we'll make it listen.

12:42All we've got to do is find the right connection.

12:45Like these?

12:53Sorry, Mr. Wilson.

12:55How about these?

12:56No!

12:57Don't touch those!

13:06You did it, Dennis!

13:07You saved us!

13:08You saved us!

13:21Try to get to the other side.

13:24Okay!

13:25I'll go back to the other side.

13:26Okay!

13:27Be careful!

13:28Or you'll knock us down!

13:31I've got to back her up.

13:33This ought to do it.

13:34Good work, Dennis.

13:35You.

13:36Don't you worry, Mr. Wilson.

13:37I'll get us home.

13:38Don't you worry, Mr. Wilson.

13:39I'll get us home.

13:43Don't you worry, Mr. Wilson.

13:44Don't you worry, Mr. Wilson.

13:45Don't you worry, Mr. Wilson.

13:46Don't you worry, Mr. Wilson.

13:50I'll get us home.

13:51I'll get us home.

14:21Hey!

14:22I can't believe it, Dennis.

14:27You stopped it.

14:29Had to stop, Mr. Wilson.

14:32We ran out of gas.

14:34There they are...

14:36Thank goodness.

14:37i can't believe it dennis you stopped it had to stop mr wilson we ran out of gas there they are

14:49thank goodness are you all right george i'm fine but i'll never look at another tank without

15:08getting a cold chill oh dennis we're so glad you're safe but look at all the trouble you caused today

15:17he didn't cause any trouble mr mitchell he saved us a lot of trouble your son proved that our new

15:24tanks computer isn't reliable a lot of people could have gotten hurt if he hadn't found that out

15:30do you hear that dennis you're a hero somehow you've done the right thing gee dad i'm glad about

15:39all that but i still got a big question that needs answering what's that son that tank's got flying

15:46colors i sure can't see them where are they

15:54what's so funny

16:01that was the strongest tank in the american army it was built to survive anything except dennis mitchell

16:16oh henry this is so romantic going back to the spot where we spent our honeymoon

16:30ah those sure were carefree days you mean you used to get free care for me not exactly dennis you

16:37weren't even born yet gee then what did you do for fun oh we did lots of things walks in the woods dining

16:45by candlelight that must have been a long time ago before they had cars or electricity

16:54well we're here why the place hasn't changed a bit

16:57the last time we were here your daddy took me in his arms and carried me across the threshold

17:05why were your shoes all muddy no dennis it's a honeymoon tradition allow me

17:14why henry how romantic

17:17what a charming honeymoon sweet it brings back such memories if you need me i'll be in the next room

17:30isn't that thoughtful he wants us to be alone

17:38alone at last

17:47we'll see you

17:53oh no they went into dennis's room dennis look out for the

17:59dennis are you all right just fine

18:02if you're wondering about the mosquitoes willy took care of

18:10dennis what's willy doing here since you and dad came back to this lake

18:15i figured willy ought to come along too he was born in a lake

18:30oh

18:35look harold frog's legs my favorite and what service they jump right onto your place

18:45onto your place

18:45willy come back here this dance step is really difficult

19:01wow

19:04wow henry what moves

19:07wow

19:09wow

19:13wow that is fantastic

19:17Well, no doubt about it, folks.

19:25The winners of the dance contest are Alice and Henry Mitchell.

19:32That was great, dear.

19:34Whatever got into you?

19:36A frog in my underwear.

19:40Henry, why don't you come to bed?

19:43What's the use? I'll never be able to sleep with all that croaking.

19:46Maybe some fresh air will help.

19:48Good idea.

19:53Ah. Hmm. Huh?

19:58Bad idea.

20:01Dad, you seem really...

20:07Take your pick.

20:09Never mind. I found him.

20:11How can you tell?

20:13That's how.

20:14Well, there's only one thing left to do.

20:16Wait, Dad, you mustn't...

20:17If he stays any longer, I'll be the one who croaks.

20:24To us.

20:26To my wife, whose face is like a silken rose.

20:31To my husband.

20:33An ugly, wart-covered toad.

20:36Now, just a darn minute.

20:38Not you.

20:40Him.

20:45Shoo.

20:46Go away.

20:48Don't mind us, folks.

20:49Just go on enjoying yourselves.

20:52Enjoying ourselves?

20:54Can you imagine asking us to leave in the middle of the night?

21:03I hope you're not mad at me, Dad.

21:05Mad?

21:06You did us a big favor.

21:08You certainly did.

21:10I'd rather remember Silver Lake Lodge the way it used to be.

21:13Filled with special honeymoon memories.

21:15It's got special memories for Willie, too.

21:19Because that's where he and Myrna spent their honeymoon.

21:21For me, my watch in the rest of the night.

21:49Good night.

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